Day 81 Uplate

12:27am: In the kitchen, Vesna, Greg and Kate are chatting away as we join uplate. Greg wonders if BB gave the questions tonight to get some conversation happening. Kate wonders if they answered them well. Greg says they might have danced around a few of them. Vesna spurts out, “Did you use to wank with Glenn?” Greg doesn’t answer! Vesna is checking out Kate’s eyes, and she thinks her natural eyes are better (contacts in I think). Kate thinks that she’ll get the tough questions on the eviction stage. She says she’ll want to see the footage first. Greg wonders what day it is tomorrow, and after Kate tells her Thursday, Greg says they might get a sleep in. They talk about how they go through spurts of talking to BB. Tim exits the diary room and says he has to clean the diary room because he complained that it was dirty. He asked if he could get some Tim Tams if he did it, but BB told him to do it without incentives. Greg asks which one it is, and they are suprised to know that “Big Daddy” Kris Noble is still on duty. Tim says he must be on speed. Tim goes about cleaning the air lock. Vesna says she is going to go to bed. Greg and Kate are talking in the diary room, but Greg lets a nice smell out into the air. Kate says that it feels weird, as if they are not on the show anymore, because they are ‘hanging out’ in the diary room. Greg wonders why they won’t give them the Tim Tams for cleaning the room. Tim talks about working on the Chaser program, saying he would get there on a Saturday morning and not leave till Sunday afternoon. Tim has stopped cleaning, and Greg says for him to keep working as he talks! Tim says he didn’t get paid that well for Chaser, but he had a great time working for it. They talk about how flithy it is in the room. They are using the old fashion vacumn cleaner, which is obviously not electric. They are amazed at how much it picks up. Tim says he won’t make comments like “This girl is hot” or something like that, he says he would rather use beautiful and gorgeous etc. They talk about how they get paid $500 a week for being here, and have broken it down to hours. Tim says they don’t wake them up in the middle of the night that often. BB doesn’t like this conversation, so we are dragged away. Back after a few minutes, with them still in the diary room. They are all laughing at a fart I think. A view I’ve never seen of the diary room, where you can see the camera that is visible to the housemates. Greg is complaining about Tim’s farts, especially one outside a couple of days ago or something. Greg wants to start talking to BB, but he thinks he’ll say “Stop wasting my time” to him so he doesn’t. Tim says he is remembering his dreams in snippets. Greg wants Tim to say in his eviction message that he did in fact fart on Greg. Tim says he is doing a great job there. Kate and Greg talk about the boxes they use for the batteries. Kate says seeing she is part of a team, she wants to see the other half of the team, being the production crew. They talk about the accents they used for their movie today. Greg doesn’t think Tim did a good bum one. Tim keeps working, and they talk about how it’s flithy where BB staff enter the room to change batteries over.

12:58am: Greg and Kate are winding Tim up by telling him he is slow. He says he is just being thorough. They start talking about their microphone batteries, they are numbered RX1 through ot RX18 or whatever. They want to know who was RX1, Greg thinking it was Dean. Tim is 7, Greg is 6 and Kate is 13. Now Tim has started talking about cars, and I’m really confused! BB interrupts and asks if he’s nearly finished! He says he is, and moves some things back into place, then sits on the chair with Greg. Kate says it would be funny if they get Tim Tams now Vesna has gone to bed! It looks like they are talking to BB, so Mike cuts in now and does the brainteaser and emails.

1:18am: Finally get back to the house. Thye are talking about a question that BB has asked them lately, “What qualities would you take from your fellow housemates?” (I dunno, might have got it wrong.) Tim interrupts them by saying the girls in bed wanted the door shut as he comes back out. Comm break.

1:25am: Talking about evictions. They think they’ll be a Friday one, a Sunday one and a Monday. They talk about perhaps a Wednesday one. Kate calls Tim stubborn. Greg finds a microphone in the bathroom, and says “They are everywhere.” Kate says it’s not bad being stubborn, Kate saying she is stubborn as a bull. Tim says he is going to really clean this bathroom tomorrow. He says “I’m going to nail it”. Boys head into the bedroom and are quiet, lights are still on though. Mel wakes up and tries to use the toilet, but Kate warns her that Greg is still in there. Kate looks at herself in the mirror for a bit, then goes across the bedroom to help Tim pluck his eyebrows.

1:40am: Tim and Kate hold hands for a few seconds, and then Greg starts calling out the number of fingers she is holding up. She can’t figure out how they can see it, then figures it must be the reflection in the TV. Still lights are on, everyone in bed. Greg says he was trying to pluck his eyebrows in the mirror, and every mirror he went to had a camera right in front of him. Greg lets out a terrible one. Greg says he wishes Cabbage was there so he could do one on her. Kate says “my lips have been dry for the past few days.” Timmy, quick as a flash says “I won’t kiss you Kate, no matter how many times you ask.” They all settle down and say goodnight and the lights go out. Tim and Greg have a play fight now. Vesna calls out that Greg stinks. On the TV there is a ‘no signal’ sign, and it’s annoying Greg. Something falls off Tim’s bed, and he calls it a crisis, so the light goes on (bedside lamp) and they find it’s only a pillow. Greg starts trying to pick where the no signal sign is going to go next.

2:33am: Mel gets up to shut Tim up with his snoring. It works somewhat by simply picking up a pillow from their bed and chucking it nowhere near Tim. Back to bed, and silence again fills the room.

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Day 80 Uplate

Housemates are asleep when we join them just past midnight. We’re treated to a mountain of Uplate Updates, Nomination packages and Uncut clips.

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Day 79 Uplate

12:03am: Housemates are in bed but talking. They are talking about an ex housemate, a girl. Kate says she was GI Joe, she could to do 100 push ups. They say she was fit, and 10D breasts (must be Gianna). Kate says the problem was that she knew she was good looking and she paraded it. Kate says Glenn used to pick her up and pretend to do her, but because she was so short, her legs wouldn’t reach the ground. Kate says she was very attractive. Vesna wonders why the guys didn’t latch on if that was the case. Kate says she was too keen. Tim recounts Dave sleeping with her innocently one night and Gianna just latching on from there. Kate says she was smart, but she didn’t finish her degree? She says she worked at a gas company, and she loved animals. Kate says Gianna’s owned a farm animal shelter. Kate laughs as Glenn used to always tell them stories about trying to kill animals! After Mike finishes up, they have moved onto Angela. Kate says she loved gossip and magazines and such. They explain that Angela would organise speed dating nights and make money from that. Vesna wonders why she doesn’t have a relationship. Kate says she was too busy trying to hook up others. Someone says she was probably scared. Kate agrees.

12:24am: Talk has moved onto Geneva or Rachael. They are saying that Geneva was jealous when Rachael entered because she was into girls a bit too, and she thought she was being replaced. Greg says he never heard Geneva talk about her chicks that she had relationships with. Kate says she told Geneva that if she hooked up with a chick in the house it would be really uncomfortable. Greg wonders why Kate would be. Kate says she would be jealous because she saw Geneva as hers, but not ‘in that way.’ Kate tells a story about how she went away for a year, came back, and her best friend had another ‘best friend’ now and Kate instantly hated her. Vesna wonders where Greg was when she came in. Vesna didn’t think anyone got up to say hello. They say Dean just stood there. Tim says Geneva was very mature for her age. Greg agrees. Kate thinks it was because of her upbringing, she lost her mum young and was basically a mum to her sister.

12:36am: Vesna is talking about making punch or something and where they put it. Nothing to do with the BB house. Kate thinks it’s a good idea though! She is talking about a party, it was great in Vesna’s opinion. Vesna says the party was open house, but it was Camberwell, which she describes as a very nice area (it is :) ). Mel likes the Hawthorn area more. Lots of beeps coming from this convo, deleting the suburbs. Vesna tells a story about meeting this guy. Her old boyfriend and Vesna were walking down Chapel Street and a guy walked up to them. The guy wanted to take a photo of Ves with his mobile, and she said fine. They guy asked Ves’s guy, and Ves quickly told him that he wasn’t her boyfriend. He takes the photo and then looks her up and down and he says “I love your bum, can I take a photo of it?” Alright he takes a photo of the bum. He then asks her to say a few words, and she does it. They guy then invites them back to his place. Ves says nah, and then he asks “Do you want to make a movie?” Ves says she didn’t do that stuff, and they basically ran away! Anyway, back to her open house party. Two guys walk in, one she knows….and damn Mike cuts in.

1:03am: Greg is in the toilet. Vesna asks what he is doing, saying “tenderising your meat?” Actually it was Vesna in the toilet. Ves thinks Greg is going to scare her, but I can’t see him anywhere. He finally scares her when he jumps up next to her bed. A bit of a laugh and Greg starts telling a story to Ves about being scared. His mates used to play a game where Greg would go into another room and count to 100 and then come back and the mates try to scare him. He says he was creeping along for 35 minutes trying to find them before realising they were just chilling outside. He says he’s going to give Tim a blowjob and then go to sleep. Vesna says her old boyfriend was on P Plates till March, and she was so embarassed she would take them down. Ves says she went to his 21st party.

1:14am: Mel & Ves talk about some Melbourne streets which Timmy would love, including Brunswick, Smith and Fitzroy streets. Greg reckons Timmy would get into a fight and get bashed up. Vesna says the air con is on in this room. Kate says that when she’s in a relationship in 6 weeks, can they tell her she doesn’t want to be in one. Greg says he is very picky. Ves says she knows what Greg wants. She says she has to be outgoing, attractive, switch on, similar interests. Greg says he doesn’t know what he wants. Greg says he is driven to older people because they have the career side which he wants, but then turns around and says “I’m all about fun.” Greg says he’s been turned off by girls when he introduces her to his mates and she doesn’t pay attention/looks down on them. Mel reckons you can tell a lot about people when girls are a bars. Kate tells Greg he is arrogant. He says that his flatmate has also told him this, but it’s not a huge arrogance, just a tip. The girls agree.

1:31am: Kate wonders if you could do a commerce law course. Mel thinks thats good, but it’s better to just do Law. I think Kate just said that she wants to get a CA or a CPA. Ves says she is just a hairdresser! Kate would love one of her sisters to be a hairdresser. Vesna says she wants to be called a hair stylist, but then says she runs the business. They talk about Gomez, the muppet and how McDonalds gave out them in happy meals at one stage.

1:38am: Greg scares Mel as she comes out of the toilet, but she must’ve had an idea, because it wasn’t good. Housemates settle down to sleep and thats the show.

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Day 76 Uplate

12:10am: Into the bedroom we go. Christie, Mel and Rita are there. Rita is saying that she watches Totally Wild and Bold & The Beautiful or something and how she used to run home from uni to watch them. Christie is talking about how for her profile when BB asked “Why should Australia keep you in”, she said “because I walk around topless.” Rita doesn’t think they do profiles for nominees on eviction night. Christie says that she is too tired to talk, but she has been a fan for 5 years so she knows they do. Rita says Friday is the longest day in the house, but Mel says Saturday is for sure. Christie says she is probably going to go on Sunday. Mel says she will. Rita says ‘everyone has a moment of silence to reflect.’ Mel says she is going to book for the US when she gets out. Rita tells her to do it as soon as she is out. Rita says she’ll probably see her over there. Outside Greg and Kate are talking in the living room. Greg tells her that you can hire the BB house out for parties or something. Kate can’t believe it, but Greg says that it is true. They talk about lockdown, and how they didn’t knock back anyone even though they told all the housemates they were not allowed in. Kate says that she will have a drink with Nelson, she says she will hang with Angela, probably not Gianna, she says she loves Michelle and Michael. She says she won’t probably hang with Rachael. She says she’ll hang out with Geneva and Glenn, as well as Hotdogs cause they are WA people. She says she loves Dean as well. Back in the bedroom, Christie says she is too young and too opposite to Greg to last. She says she wants a guy to challenge her, to ground her. She says it could be nothing because she hasn’t been outside for ages. Christie says she moves on very quickly, she doesn’t get down n the dumps about it. She says she really believes that everything happens for a reason. Christie says she really thinks she’ll go this weekend. Rita says she is being silly. Christie says she should be confident (to Rita). Rita says she took ages to get over the shock last week that she was still in the house. Rita says she doesn’t think it’ll be a double this weekend. Rita continues to give Christie some more relationship advice. Into the reward room we go, Vesna says to Tim ‘you probably shouldn’t have said that.’ They are talking about Tim’s reasons for bringing Vesna into the reward room. Now, Vesna says she was talking about the video message when she said she would rather the video message rather than the reward room, and she apologises for saying that. Tim says he is glad that he knows and he will think about it. Now they go back to the dvd. Into the bedroom, Christie says she is still half in love with someone, and even though she doesn’t want to go back to him, she probably would if he felt the same way. Rita says she felt that way in her 6 year relationship, but he kept cheating on her so she can’t go back.

12:37am: In the reward room, Tim says he is so glad he won. Vesna asks him had he gone first would he have won. He said the course didn’t change. He says he knew he had loads of time to get a goal. Vesna is getting ready to have a bath, so we go back out to Kate & Greg in the living room. Talking about someone who is ‘stunning and smart.’ They are referring to Mel. Kate wonders what the situation is with Christie and Greg, and Greg says she is very upfront and out there, and they discussed the situation in the rewards room last week. Greg says that if they got together it would be more comfort than anything else, stressing that she isn’t really his type.

12:53am: Greg is saying that he’ll have another chat to Christie to make sure they are on the same page in regards to their relationship. He tells Kate that he’s been giving BB some tips on how to treat the females. Greg says that he loved having the seperated rooms, and Kate says she did too. Kate says girls are fine by themselves unti a guy comes into the room. Kate says that Geneva was very confident, yet she always asked for the boys approval on her outfit for Sunday nights. Kate says she didn’t need to ask them seeing she doesn’t even like them. Greg thinks that she liked Dean, but Kate doesn’t agree. Greg says “you just don’t see the signs Kate.”

1:03am: Christie has come and joined the two in the living room. They are wondering if they are very boring for the audience. Christie thinks it’s because BB doesn’t let them sleep. She says it would be great if they told them that they could have an hour nap time. Greg reckons they wouldn’t nap even if BB said we could, it’s like the hot water Greg says. Christie says that she has power naps all the time, and doesn’t sleep until 3am. She goes through her whole day. She says now that 1am is really her average. Kate says she gets tired at 3pm everyday. Greg says he would love to read papers etc in the evenings. Greg says he plays sports most nights, otherwise it’s a meal and reply to work emails and go to bed. He says something is always on. Christie says “I’ve got it good!” Greg says he just can’t get into a routine. Kate says it would be weird for her to walk out of work and it still be sunny. Greg says if you want more responibility and more money, you have to be prepared to work the hours. Tim comes out of the diary room. He sits down next to Kate. He says he is watching a movie who makes him think of her. He explains it, then Mike tells us that he just gave the video message to Kate when he spoke to BB in the diary room.

1:17am: We’ve missed Tim revealing to Kate that he gave her the video message because of a ad break. She has been crying a bit. Tim has returned to the reward room. Now, into the living room. Greg says that Christie will have to get a ‘real’ job soon and do endless hours of work. She goes to bed, and says that Kate getting the message is great. Kate says once she’s gone that she’s a bit peeved that Christie didn’t get it. Kate says she is independent, and she can survive, but when you can get something extra you want to win a message. She says she wants to see her dad. Into the bedroom, Christie is telling Rita about the reward rooms last week and how the Logan’s gave her the choice last week to choose someone else. She says she couldn’t do that to them. She says that just then she found out that Greg told Kate, and she didn’t want anyone to know, and she feels betrayed. Rita says Kate knows how to manipulate and has Greg round her finger. Christie says “Do you reckon?” Rita says yes and says that she doesn’t like it at all. Back to the video message, Christie says that Tim only gave it to her because he wants brownie points. Christie says that Kate is a spoilt bitch sometimes. She says she is angry right now. Rita asks how Kate took the news of the video message. Christie says she just said thankyou. Rita says she would have been more appreciative.

1:31am: Back in the living room with Greg and Kate. Kate is saying that her mum made her kids her word. She says that her mum never said a bad word about her father, she would never do that. Kate says her Dad went off and did his own thing for a while. They bring up the reward room fiasco that just went down in the other room. Kate says she shouldn’t have told anyone. Kate says if it gets back to Vesna, Ves mght not be as close to Christie. Greg says he was guilty for being in there for so many weeks in a row. Greg says it slipped out the other day. Kate says that Vesna did hear it, and took it in but didn’t say it. Kate says that she couldn’t believe the things she said about Dave after he left. Greg says they hated each other. Greg says that Vesna did like Dave and it was sexual tension. Greg says it wasn’t the right way to go about it. He says she is inconsistant. Kate says Timmy picked up the sexual tension early on. Kate says the argument about the online diaries didn’t need to happen either. Greg says it was just stupid.

1:45am: Into the bedroom we go. No we don’t, back to the couch. Silence out there as well. Greg says Vesna would be loved because she always speaks her mind. Kate thinks that he would be angry if she won. Greg agrees to a degree, then admits it. Greg says he is sick of the twin thing and the advantages and disadvantages. Kate twirls her hair. She realises that there is a spare bed. Greg says he’s going to relax tomorrow. Greg reckons Tim will give him farmhand. Kate says imagine if she got it. Greg says that he won’t give her anything. Kate laughs. Greg says that Tim is in love with her. Kate says they’ve talked about it. Kate says it’s not the first time she’s been in that situation, and she says it sucks and it’s hard to not give them any feelings back. Christie is getting up again to talk to Greg and Kate, so of course, we cut to a break!

1:55am: Christie has entered the diary room to vent. Kate says that Christie reminds her of Kelly Clarkson. Greg can’t believe it, saying “god girls come up with some stupid shit.” Kate says she looks like her and reminds her of Kelly. Greg asks how many others have said this, and she says many. Greg says he might be blind. Greg says Timmy and George Foreman. Kate laughs but doesn’t agree. Greg says that Glenn stole his line about it. They talk about photocopying their butts early on, and all they got were ice creams. Greg reminds her that they show their bums all the time. Kate says she can’t wait to shower naked, and sleep naked. Kate says that every guy she dates they’ll already know her body. Greg tells her to get over it. Kate says she is an open person but not in that regard. Greg wonders if ‘before’ they wore boardies in the shower. Kate moves onto Uplate, saying she never knew it existed. She says she has never heard of this “Michael Goodrem” (Funniest part of the show). Kate says they asked her if she would take about sexual topics in the house. Kate says she is going to do a big fart on someone before she leaves. Greg says she’ll hit the roof when she finally does. Greg says they’ve farted a lot. They say Rita does them a lot. Kate goes on about her, and how she burps without saying “Excuse me.” Greg says it doesn’t bother him. Greg says he wants Dave in here. Kate says they should put him in lockdown and give him a laptop. Greg says he wouldn’t know what to do! Kate means watching 24/7 the feeds. They really do think that he’s in lockdown though. Greg says he’ll see that he was out in FNL first round tonight. Kate says he was dissapointed. He says a little, but he didn’t really care. He says he wasn’t excited about it tonight. Kate says she wasn’t either, but she got excited when the video phone thing came up. They talk about the people that the boys took in over the weeks they won FNL. Kate says she has been in there twice. She says that she is glad Timmy won and took Vesna. Kate says had she won she wouldn’t know who to take between Mel and Ves. Kate says the task tonight was just to keep people awake. Kate says she can’t believe Christie is still in the diary room. Greg says she will be there for hours. Kate goes to the toilet. Christie comes out without saying much to anyone, but now comes back to the living room. Kate is back too. Christie walks outside now, saying ‘she needs to clear her head.’ She heads outisde, but back in there, we have vision on Greg, but audio in the reward room. BB comes on and says “This is BB”, and then stops….Greg gets up from the couch and thats it for the night.

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Day 74 Uplate

12:36am: Rita is outside sleeping in her swag by herself. Everyone else is in the bedroom. Mel and Kate have decided to go to sleep, and now everyone wants to sleep. Vesna says goodnight to Greg. Christie is saying that Greg was rude this morning opening the tent. Greg said that BB announced everyone had to get up! Christie says she missed that. She gets into bed alongside Greg. Tim and Greg are throwing a tennis ball or something? Christie says there is 5 weeks to go. Kate agrees, saying she is just waiting for more intruders to come in the door! Mel is wondering where she fits in exactly in the house. She says she isn’t seen as the funny one in here, but on the outside she is. Kate says she is on the outside too! Mel is saying she hates girls swearing I think. Kate says his dad told her not to swear too much during her stay before she came into the house. Can’t see it, but Christie is showing her boobs or something. The wall is back in the bedroom, so they are all in one of the rooms. When we return from Dave’s interview with Mike, Mel says she is a bit scared of packing on Sunday. Silence follows. Lights are out. Christie and Greg have a brief conversation about how long they think BB will run for, and then go back to trying to get to sleep. Mike mentions that there are 4 weeks left, which fits in with our predicted 15th August finale.

1:22am: Housrmates have stirred for a battery change. Mel has the honours tonight. She is trying to get Tim awake and he keeps going “What are you doing?” Everyone is laughing and it takes him a while before he realises what the heck Mel was trying to reach down his pants for. Tim says “So I was asleep and everyone else was playing silly buggers?” Mel gets back into bed and says Rita stared at her for a good 20 seconds before she realised who it was and why she was there. Everyone is back in bed. Greg and Christie are having a laugh. They say goodnight to each other. Mel says it’ll be so weird when Mel doesn’t have to wear a microphone to bed. Kate says it’ll be weird when she gets to have a rum and coke.

1:54am: Christie scares Greg when he comes out of the toilet. He hardly gets scared at all however.

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Day 73 Uplate

11:59pm: Looks like Tim, Greg, Dave and Christie are the only ones awake around the campfire for the task. Everyone is sleeping outside. Greg is running through what they might have to do tomorrow during the day. He thinks they’ll be outside tomorrow night as well. They move onto talking about how long the series will run. They think an extra week seems fair. Tim says it could be a double on Sunday. Kate wants to join them near the fire. She tiptoes over. Christie and Greg get hit by sparks of the fire blowing in the wind. Back after Mike talks, and Kate is explaining an army term ‘strike the hodgey’ to Tim. Christie and Greg are in their double swag together and you can hardly see in there at the moment. They are back up now and talking about whether they will be able to keep the fire going all night. Greg tells a story about his flatmate who lives right next to the beach and hadn’t gone their for 8 months finally came down to the beach to play touch footy with Greg’s friends, and pulled a hammy within 5 minutes. He continues to talk about his friends to the other housemates. Greg is talking about a logo perhaps the the new WA rugby union side. I dunno, Kate says she is going to get behind them. They start talking about swans. Tim wishes he could fly. Kate says he is never going to fly. Greg says he would like to be apart of a sports NFL team in the USA or something, because of the sheer size of the organisation. Greg talks about his friend that he went over to see play and how they are all loaded etc and have nice cars. Kate wants to get back into supporting the NBL, her team being the Perth Wildcats. Kate talks to Greg about the wildcats some more, and Greg says that basketball will come back ‘in’ within the next few years.

12:30am: They are talking around drop bears around the campfire. Christie needs to go to the toilet. Kate has just gone and got batteries by the look of it and they are swapping/replacing them now. Greg decides he needs to go to. Tim beats them all to the toilet however. Camera on Tim doing his business, Greg comes up behind and says “Is anyone in there.” Greg says it was great when he found the treasure. Tim is still going, and they make mention of it. Greg gets to go next. When we return after Mike speaks, it’s back to their swags for everyone as they settle down again.

12:43am: Vision on Christie and Greg who aren’t really talking, but you can just hear Tim and Kate’s convo in the background. Christie and Greg look like they might be calling it a night. We cut to Kate and Tim’s convo. Tim says Kate should have done accelerated classes. She says she did a uni subject instead *I think*. Kate says she liked school. She tells Dave & Tim that she promised her dad that she would be a good girl and she would do her homework at lunchtime. First day she came home and asked Dad if she could go to a party on the weekend. She recalls how they used to be allowed into a nightclub at 17 years of age because the owner would buy them drinks and talk to them. The owner eventually asked Kate if she wanted a job, but she refused, and the next week the owner acted as if they had never met and threw them out because they didn’t have ID. Kate says she would like to be a policeman. Tim reckons they get good money, but Kate disagrees. Dave says they get great holidays.

12:58am: Dave just got his hand caught in the fire while putting a log on it. Kate fills the guys in on where the guys can take some young new females out to dinner over in WA. Kate goes onto say she loves the crackle of the fire. Dave gets back in his swag now. Tim wonders what the color of smoke really is. He says in the Lord of the Rings it was referred to as blue. Dave reckons it’s grey. Dave explains that sometimes he sleeps in his uhte and faces the ocean and wakes to the sun coming up and going for a swim. Kate listens on as Greg tries to get things working in his tent. Tim yells out he just saw a flying fox. Dave reckons he almost got an erection.

1:12am: Greg is trying to get back into his swag but is having trouble, and Christie is laughing on. Greg says he thought he had got all of the farting out of his system, but he didn’t. Christie can’t believe that the smell can come from him. Kate complains that the outdoor toilet can’t be healthy. SHe says it has to be against health regulations. It starts raining, and Christie wakes Tim up because he has his head hanging out. He says “Ahhhh” really loudly.

No other vision of the house is shown because housemates go to sleep because of the rain.

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