Category: Uplate 2005

Mike is riding a segway on the set to start Uplate tonight. Apparently Kate and Constance had a bit of an argument in the house earlier. Straight into the live action however, and we go to the sauna where Hotdogs and Kate are chatting. Kate is saying that if housemates did all the work to get into the house, why on earth would they want to leave. Hotdogs agrees, saying he’ll stay till he’s evicted. Hotdogs gets out of the sauna, and sees Tim and Gianna in the bathroom. They are talking about whether they are allowed to keep the Roman clothes. They are unsure, although Hotdogs thinks that BB will want them back. Gianna leaves, and Hotdogs wonders allowed to Tim whether he is allowed to take his microphone off if he is drying himself off. Tim says as long as you don’t talk.

Mike cuts in and tries to get through the first brainteaser. He doesn’t get that far before we are taken to the spa. Logan, Glenn, Angela, Michael, Geneva and Chrissie are in the spa. Dean and Nelson get out of the spa, and Dean gives us a flash. Mike cuts in very quickly to finally get the first teaser going. Back to the spa, Logan asks Geneva who she would take into the reward room if she could take 4 people. She firstly says Christie and Constance. Christie says “You would want to have sex with me?” Geneva says yeh, going on to say she thinks that Christie would ‘go alright.’ She says she would also pick Michelle and Logan. Logan picks his four. He says he wouldn’t take Michelle, that she just isn’t for him. He picks Glenn, Gianna, Geneva and finally Christie. Ang is a bit peeved because Logan referred to her as a sister type! Glenn makes up for it when he picks Logan, Angela, Michelle and Geneva. Christie and Logan suddenly start kissing. I didn’t even see a bottle going round, but there is. Christie says that Logan is a good kisser. Christie is next with Michael. Christie complains that he bit her lip. Mike interrupts to inform us that Christie has now kissed both Logan’s. Christie jumps back on Logan, and Logan goes down for a bit of boob action. Glenn gets out and goes to the toilet in the bushes. Big Brother asks Glenn if he would do that at home, and asks him to come to the diary room.

Mike cuts in with the clue. Logan pashes Angela, then he has to kiss Michael. Michael and Angela are next, followed by Angela and Christie. Angela says that Christie is a good kisser. Angela is next with Logan, and then Logan – Christie get another turn. Geneva wants to give Christie a go, and she finally gets her wish. Logan comes in and joins them for a bit of a three way. Glenn comes back, saying that BB asked him if he would do it at home. He says he told BB he would, cause he’s in the bush and that, and Big Brother accepted that and said no worries. Logan – Geneva get a turn at kissing as we head to the break.

12:10am: Brock wins the first thousand of the night. Back in the spa, LOgan and Christie go for it, followed by Logan and Angela. Hotdogs comes out to say hi and to find out what happened with Glenn. Glenn and Angela now hold the record for the longest pash. Glenn – Christie have a go, Christie – Logan and then Kate comes out to watch as well. She wants Glenn to sing her a song after sucking in some helium. He tries, but it doesn’t really work. Kate then explains that it wasn’t helium, and that she simply blew it up. Kate leaves. Logan pulls Christie’s bikini top off, then Christie makes him put it back on. Michael again kisses Christie, but Christie says that that one was a lot better. Comm break.

12:23am: Clue with Mike. The spa again is the place to be. Spicing it up a little now, going for a little bit of 3 way action. Michael gets Angela and Geneva to pleasure him. Logan gets helped out next by Angela and Christie, and Angela goes for the grope. Big Brother tells Nelson to put his mic on properly, and also for Dean to stop sitting on his mic. Glenn’s turn now with Christie and Geneva. He says that it was great, one of his mostr pleasent experiences. We are taken to the bedroom, where Hotdogs is saying that he doesn’t understand the fun in kissing people over and over. He says he must be getting old. Comm break.

12:36am: Suprise, we’re off to the spa again. Logan is saying that if he won the task, he would take agirl. He says “it’s the ultimate fantasy room.” Glenn says it’s totally made up for sex. However, they both say that even if they had known what the room looked like beforehand, they still would choose each other. Logan says it’s only Day 6, it’s not time for sex just yet. Logan says he’s definately going to sleep in the reward room. Glenn says he’ll probably stay in the normal bedroom, and that way each will get a full double bed to themselves. Angela says that she would take Glenn into the room. Logan is convinced that this game will occur weekly from here on in. Michael is on the phone and he wins a grand. Third game commences, and we go to a comm break.

12:49am: Brainteaser with the clue given. Back to the spa, they are talking about how everyone is playing the game, even if some don’t think they are. Logan says that he has told Glenn that one day he might have to vote for him, because it’s all a game. Angela and Michael both make mention that they aren’t voting out the threats at the start, and that they want to keep the people they like in the house. Big Big Brother (does this guy ever leave and go home?) says “This is Big Brother. All housemates in the spa to the diary room.” He adds, “Logan, please bring a copy of the housemate guidelines with you.” Clue is given with the teaser, and Mike sends us to a break.

1:02am: In the bedrom now. It seems the spa housemates have just come out of the diary room. They ask what happened, and Angela walks through the bedroom and says nothing. Hotdogs asks Constance to make a big deal over this, because he’s too scared too. Hotdogs asks Angela again what happened. She says that they were talking about people in the house, and then it crept too close to nomination talk. She says “I’ll tell you this, saying that you want to keep the people you like in the house, is going too far.” Naturally, Big Brother tells Angela to get to the living room immediately. Will the girl ever learn!? She sits down on the couch. As punishment, it seems they haven’t been fined, but been told to read the entire house rules out loud amongst themselves. Michael starts and we listen to him majorly speed reading for quite a while. Tammy from Tassie wins the third lot of cash for the night. The last one is kicked off. We go back to the bedroom, where the screen shows Michelle and Kate, but they are both silent. Comm break.

1:15am: Clue for the last cash is given. Mike then goes to a new Friday night feature. The top 8 plays of the week as such. At 3 is the Christie “Intellect” comment. Into the bedroom we go and Hotdogs and Dean are talking about movie trailer voice overs. Dean is pretty good at it, and Hotdogs is impressed. They go back to talking about TV jingles, which was mentioned a couple of nights ago. Dean says he isn’t comfortable wearing undies. Out on the couch, Logan has just started reading, but isn’t very good at it, and it’s passed to Angela fairly quickly, who flies through it. Comm break.

1:28am: The spa people have finished reading the lines, and are now in the sauna. Apart from Michael, who wants to talk to BB. Geneva reveals that she really liked the sauna game, but would have preferred Michael not been a part of it. Christie agrees. They decide to go back to the spa, but Angela gets lost on the way and never makes it out there. As soon as they are in, Logan says ‘spin the damn thing.’ They each have a pash but decide they need to spice it up more. They decide to play Truth or Dare, but are interrupted by Tim who is changing mic batteries. They talk about threesomes. Logan says he’s been involved in 3 or 4, but alway 2 girls and him. Greg is on the line and takes the last cash home. Back in the spa, talk has turned to drugs. Logan says he likes to do coke. Christie says she has never touched them. Mike interrupts again and reads some emails. Back in the spa, Christie reveals that she has only had sex with 4 guys, and has gone a year without it because she is waiting for the right guy. Mike cuts in again, again on a Segway, and at 1:47am rides off the set (and crashes), while Dreamworld says goodnight.

Where’s Warren?!
Dave

Hi folks. On Thursday nights I’ll be taking you through Big Brother Uplate while Dave does the daily show and goes to bed at a reasonable time! I’m in Perth so the first 15 minutes has been cut off tonight’s show.

11.56pm – Constance is in the sauna talking about what she does on the toilet! Straining herself and stomping on the ground it seems. Gianna tells the story of one time at bandcamp when she was really constipated. The girls then talk about the toilet in the Big Brother house. They agree that they shouldn’t show the HMs going to the toilet on TV but if the guys are jerking off everyone should know about it. Apparently Dean was busted when going to the toilet this morning, but Constance doesn’t know if she should talk about it. She lets out that Dean saw something in the toilet – 3 Big Brother crew members. Has the secret door been revealed now? Well we will never know because the feed instantly cuts to the bedroom. Some housemates are lying around and being quiet. Michelle says her wisdom teeth are killing her because they are breaking through her gums. Hotdogs says his mouth is full – no teeth going in or out. Christie says she has a gap, and doesn’t know if she has her wisdom teeth in – Michelle reminds her you would know because having your wisdom teeth out requires an operation.

The next caller is very excited to get through, but Mike reminds her she could get it wrong! lol! He gets her to do some pashing over the phone for the $1000. The caller thinks Hotdogs is good looking and Angela is the girl with class. We’re now in the sauna with some of the girls. They are joking about the boys kissing in the spa the night before, and the audience thinking they’re all gay in the house. Gianna has had enough of the sauna and leaves. Kate asks Angela about kissing a girl – Angela has been with a girl before. Kate explains a period in her life of mass-weight loss. She doesn’t like skinny girls, but Angela and Constance both agree that she’s skinny. Kate is pushing over 75kg. The girls admire Constance’s cleavage: “there’s some serious tits there”. Constance exposes her nipples and asks the girls if they think they’re too big. The girls say they are a little big – Constance tells her nipples to go smaller, lol!

12.12am – Constance explains she gets annoyed when people suggest her and Nelson will fall for each other. Constance says there’s nothing there but he does remind her of all her friends outside the house. She is concerned Gretel will be asking her “is it love?” during her eviction. Angela is annoyed Dean isn’t being himself because he’s paranoid about everyone in the house. She says his stories about himself keep changing. Mike cuts into the feed to explain Constance lied about having a boyfriend when she entered the house. Also, the “Commodore 64” computers have crashed so no more SMS’s.

12.24am – Back in the sauna Angela is bitching about Gianna, and their previous confrontations in the house. Angela says today she sensed Gianna was left out, and every time she tried to talk to Gianna, Gianna wasn’t listening, only humouring Angela then leaving to talk to some one cuter. Kate says she knows she’s known as the competitive bitch and it takes time for her to relate. Angela says some competitive games tomorrow, like tennis maybe? Dean is now in the sauna with the girls. Angela says “oh god here we go” when Nelson enters. In the bedroom, Christie is talking about a wedgie in her “clucka”. She says she has a cameltoe and goes and hugs Geneva. Hotdogs goes on to sing the cameltoe song. Christie talks about spooning with a guy who was a lot bigger than her. Michelle and Hotdogs are lying and holding each other in bed. They are talking about deep relationships but the audio is low and it’s a little hard to follow. Meanwhile Christie doesn’t understand how the “doubled sided mirrors” let the cameras see them and exclaims there are so many handprints on them. She also wonders how many camera men are behind the wall. Hotdogs and Michelle are still talking about deep relationships, and living arrangements.

12.36am – The boys in the sauna (Dean and Nelson) are asking the girls if they photograph well. Angela really hates her Big Brother publicity photo, saying she had to fake smile. Constance practices fake smiling. Angela says Nelson’s photo looks like a church photo. They all agree Dean’s photo looks like a little boy. Dean exclaims its getting hot on the high raised step so they decide to add some water on the rocks. Constance says sometimes it gets too hard to breath in the sauna. Dean says tomorrow they are going to do synchronised swiming in the pool Simpsons-style. Dean has the sweats and pours Angela’s drinking water on him, much to Angela’s disgust. Nelson puts some of the steaming water on himself. Mike cuts in and decides to point out the body language with Hotdogs and Michelle. Mike says Hotdogs was sticking his chest out which means “I’m better than you”, and Michelle was twisting her hair which apparently means “I’m interested in you” – according to a Streets song Mike heard! Also their legs are intertwined and we all know what that means!

12.46am – The deep and meaningfuls continue between Hotdogs and Michelle. They are talking about past relationships. The conversation itself isn’t very solid and not easy to follow, but Hotdogs does a lot of stroking of Michelle’s hair and touching her face. Dean comes in and has a little chuckle about the two in bed. He goes on to try and find his underpants to wear to bed – but he can’t. They all discuss how Constance has been sweating out her bitchyness in the sauna and she asks everyone if they want to see her tits – they say no. Dean says her tits are half filled waterbombs, so she throws her brastrap at him. He says the strap smells. Meanwhile Nelson comes into the bedroom and Constance gives him a hug. She steals his apple for a few bites as a midnight snack. Nelson stands there naked for a few seconds and Constance tells him to put himself away. Mike Goldman comes on and exclaims “we just saw Willie Nelson!”. Cue tragic trumpet: wah wah waaah. Hotdogs is going to bed now, to the annoyance of Michelle and Dean, who are now lying next to each other.

12.57am – A lot of the HMs have come from the spa to the sauna. Logan David tells a story about how he waited 3 months for sex because he really liked a girl. He was 20 at the time. He says she’s now back with her ex-boyfriend who treats her really bad. Michael likes players but once you get a player it ruins their whole attractiveness. Kate exclaims her annoyance at some guys she thinks can be great for just a little fling but they always want more. Angela says Kate is more of a vixen the longer she’s in the house. More water is put on the stones and the boys on the top steam all squirm in the sudden heat, so much so that Angela needs to throw some water on Glenn. Tim and Logan hide under a towel. Glenn talks about spending a night in a spa drinking and how the hangover in the morning is so bad because you are dehydrated. Logan puts a whole lot of water on the stones and the sauna fills with steam. Tim and Glenn say it stings. The camera walls start to fog up and Angela needs to leave because of the heat. Kate loves it. Logan puts MORE water on the stones and Angela is pissed. They wonder if the sauna and spa is good for your health. Michael wants to know what noises the girls make when they orgasm. Angela says she’s loud but Kate doesn’t want to talk about it. Logan is in the bathroom watching the housemates in the sauna through a little window, not sure why. Tim jokes that he always says “go Timmy go” when he orgasms. Michael says he screams “oooooaaargh”. And just to be inconvenient, Mike Goldman jumps in right as they are making orgasm noises.

1.12am – Michael is talking about a time where he was really bad in bed, like a rabbit. Gianna is at the door and Michael asks her why her nipples are always so hard: she is cold. Gianna and Logan are in the bathroom getting ready for bed. Tim goes for a shower and gets a shock when the water comes out freezing cold. Gianna says uncut is on tonight and jokes about everyone seeing Logan kissing other guys on TV – except it wasn’t that Logan! In the bedroom the girls are talking about if Nelson left the Big Brother house (his own choice). They say if they walk out they get no prizes. If Dean run a reality TV show and some one walked out, he wouldn’t give them prizes. Christie wonders if they are doing well in the ratings. They all agree they are – and go through a list of all the TV worthy elements that have happened so far (including lots of swearing and crying). Christie is a little clued in and says Uncut doesn’t start for 2 weeks. Gianna says the whole thing is Uncut and some one suggests they take the show to an R rating instead of G. They start talking about people who watch the show religiously (lol, not me!). They agree its cool people are so obsessed about them. Nelson starts talking about how weird it was walking up the walkway at the launch and having people grabbing him and screaming at him.

1.25am – Lots of conversations crossing over in the bedroom – but whats this!?… Hotdogs is having another deep and meaningful… with Geneva! She notices something disgusting on Hotdog’s back that looks like paint. She goes to scratch it off while Hotdogs enjoys the contact. Hotdogs says he wishes Constance was clean in the house. Christie is demonstrating a dance she made with a friend when she was 17 called the ‘peacock dance’. Logan and Glenn are continuing their pillow fight amid loud burps. Logan’s pants match the bedding, according to Angela. Gianna is teaching Tim to pole dance while Christie watches. He’s having a few problems with his feet and goes to get socks to make it easier. While he’s gone Gianna and Christie spin around the pole and try to catch each other’s asses. Gianna pulls a wedgy out of her butt right infront of the camera. The girls go on to do various dances on the dance floor – Irish etc. Gianna hasn’t got a bra on so things are bouncing all over the place. Gianna starts singing “I touch myself” while doing a sexy strut. In the bedroom Kate is talking to Logan about having a sex in a sauna – Logan hasn’t done it. He likes to move around a lot, stand up etc. in different positions. Kate and Glenn are playing footsies on the bed. Logan tells them a story about a fight he had with girls in a club/pub. Mike Goldman wraps it up, but before we go we hear Gianna say “next week I think I’ll pull out that little outfit”. At 1.42am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

I missed the start! It’s just past 12:30am when I finally get home from work, but about 12:45am before I really start concentrating on the action of the TV. I did notice that they had the results of the ‘bum’ task revealed by BB – apparently they were split into 2 teams? Anyway, the both got 5 right, and thus have to share the prize – 7 ice creams. I remember Kate barking instructions about how everyone had to share. Once I sit down properly, Hotdogs is talking to Kate. However, just as I might be starting to get the gist of it, Mike comes on with the teasers. Back to the convo now, and Hotdogs is saying nothing now to Kate, but does say that Logan and someone should kiss again (apparently 2 guys kissed in the spa tonight). Gianna comes over and sits next to Logan now, and for the next two minutes the camera’s are trained on them, even though they are saying nothing and other people are obviously talking. Gianna decides finally to head to the bedroom. Logan looks like he is doing the same, but he is doing it damn slowly. In the bedrom now we have Hotdogs, Logan, Gianna, Tim and Christie. More people start to filter in, but Mike throws us to a break too quickly.

12:58am: Nevile wins the first $1000. Second teaser started. Dean & Hotdogs are having a little wrestle with each other upon returning to the bedroom. Tim is trying to fall asleep over in the corner. Someone asks when the next bday is. Someone else answers that it’s Kate’s next week. Hotdogs tell’s Constance she should bond with the girls. Constance tells him where to go. Nelson presuades Constance and Hotdogs to go back out to the living room, where some people are trying to clean up the mess from the party. Back to the bedroom, Glenn and Logan are talking about the guy-guy kiss that Logan had with someone (Michael? I don’t know)Logan is trying to justify it by saying they wouldn’t have seen any girl-girl action unless he acted. LOgan wonders whether they should go and help clean up, but Glenn says to stay in the bedroom. Comm break.

1:11am: Mike reads some emails and gives the teaser with the clue. Hotdogs is talking to Angela. He says that he thinks he has got to the stage where he can have an argument with her. In a roundabout way, he’s saying he respects her and thus, cares enough to have an argument with her. He says he also thinks he could have an argument with Kate. He says Kate and himself are so different, but there is a connection there. Hotdogs says that Logan isn’t at that stage yet. Angela again makes mention that she can’t get close to Logan at all. Hotdogs tells Angela about earlier when Constance and Geneva interrupted Hotdogs when he was saying something and thought he was opening up to the group. At this time, Geneva hands Hotdogs the rubbish. He realises too late what he has to do – take the rubbish out. The problem; it’s raining. Hotdogs makes mention to Ange that Geneva is missing her sister badly. Ang agrees. Constance comes over and says that she has never attended a party where they clean up the same night. Hotdogs says to Constance that he’s going to go up to the kitchen, get one dish, and put it away as his contribution. And he does just that. Mike, teaser, clue, comm break.

1:26am: Back into the bedroom now. Logan is talking to Kate and Glenn. I think they are still talking about the kiss. Kate says that she has somehow missed the big sex conversations. She says she is pleased by this. Logan fires back that she didn’t miss the action tonight (apparently she was involved in a pash with another girl). Hotdogs and Nelson come into the room. Hotdogs makes mention that because he’s at the stage where he doesn’t care what he says anymore, he’s going to get into heaps of trouble when he finally exits the compound. Michelle climbs onto Logan’s bed. Out in the kitchen, they are still cleaning away. Nicole wins the second $1000, and we go to a comm break.

1:38am: Kitchen again. Michael, Geneva, Angela, Dean & Tim still there cleaning away. They are singing songs, so we are quickly switched to the bedroom. Hotdogs is telling Nelson and Constance that he went oversea’s for 6 months just to get away, got back, got his head together and got into real estate with LJ Hooker. He says he is a true professional at work. Head back to the kitchen where Angela and Geneva seem to be having a disagreement over something, and Geneva storms off to the bedroom. Think we came in a bit late there. Comm break.

1:51am: Nelson tries to fart on Constance’s head. He doesn’t quite get it though. They al start singing again, so away the camera goes. We cut to the couch where Michael, Tim and Angela are chatting. Michaels says he is missing a specific person cause he used to talk to them everyday. Tim says he is missing reading a book. No books at all this year. He says he understands why, but he is just missing not being able to read for an hour or so a day. Geneva is in the middle of Constance and Nelson now. The two girls are talking about who should help with the cleaning up. Mike cuts in though, Tarney wins the third lot of cash, and we have another comm break.

2:04am: Clue for teaser. Same three in the living room still. Tim is talking about tattoo’s and if people put a lot of thought into them, they can be great. Angela obviously isn’t a fan of them though. Michael makes mention he has no space in this place. He then asks the other two if they think Gianna is constantly looking at herself in the mirror. Angela says she has already tried telling her. Angela is unsure whether the girl is a bit clueless or whether she acts dumb. They start talking about drugs, speed in particular. Angela says she has never done them. Michael tells her she isn’t missing much. Ang says she knows. Tim makes mention that he doesn’t anymore. There is a lot of beeping through this, although they seem to bleep the wrong parts. BB decides to cut from that, and heads to the bedroom. But they are singing. Back out to the couch where they are still talking drugs, so Mike throws us to the break.

2:17am: Uplate update. On the couch now are Nelson and Michael. They are discussing whether if pushed hard enough, whether or not BB would go back on his word (prime example the no suitcase for Constance.) Nelson says his fave is Deano. Angela doesn’t think everyone is playing the game. Nelson explains that everyone, whether trying or not, is playing a game. Ang says Constance is being herself. Nelson says that in effect is her gameplan as such. Nelson just doesn’t like it when people stop themselves from saying something. Mike cuts in, Ben wins the last cash. Throws us back to the house till time is up. Christie runs out and asks what the theme to Full House is. Tim starts singing one, gets to the end, and realises it’s the Golden Girls one. At 2:33am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Where’s Warren,
Dave

Credits start rolling, and we join Mike on the couch at 11:53pm. He goes straight into the usual speel about brainteasers and uplate updates, before the TV comes on in the background showing a heap of people in the sauna, some topless. He decides to cut to that. As soon as we go to it, Christie and Michelle, both topless, exit the sauna. Back inside, we have Hotdogs, Geneva, Angela and Constance. Only Geneva is topless now. They are talking about an argument earlier in the night. Can’t tell who was involved however. Hotdogs says that the group is really good, he’s liking it. Constance seems very happy tonight. Back to the bathroom we go now because both MIchelle and Christie are just casually in there walking round topless. Back to the sauna though as quick as we came. Before too long, Mike cuts in and we have our first brainteaser of the night. They have changed the system, now even if your rejected when ringing up, you can still leave details to win a weekly prize pack. Michelle and Kate are now in the bedroom talking. Logan is there as well. Nothing much happening, so back to the sauna we go. The girls are saying that they don’t think that Hotdogs is dominant. Angela mentions our favourite friend, BB’s Carmen. Hotdogs says that he isn’t give to give the same trust in here that he gives his best mates. Not for at least a bit more time anyway. Angela says she is a very trusting person though. Hotdogs says that he loves Constance because she’s a straight shooter but at least you know where you stand. He loves that she is honest. Turns into a bit of a bitch session about Glenn now. And Logan too for that matter. Mike cuts back in and tells us that the Logan’s have swapped again earlier tonight. He gives us a clue as well before we go back to the house.

Hotdogs is talking about his friends. He has a huge group of friends and obviously thinks the world of them all. Geneva says she doesn’t have a large group of friends. She has a lot of individual friends, and then seems to hang out with those people’s friends. She says if she had a huge group of people as friends that she would have arguments all the time. Suddenly the topic comes back to sex. Geneva reveals she has done it with at least 50 guys. She is only 19 remember. Constance says she has done it with 17, but she has really liked each person. She has never met someone and just slept with them. Michael is showering in the bathroom naked. Hotdogs gets out of the sauna and starts talking to Michael without putting his mic on. He gets fined $5000. Or rather the group I suppose. MIchael heads into the sauna with a towel on. The girls tell him that he seemed to miss all the action tonight. He says he had a good night with Glenn. The girls all say they can’t get to know him, that he doesn’t open up. Apparently he did a pole dance, and they all loved that. Mike runs through teaser and clue, then we go to the break with Kate’s clip package from opening night.

12:26am: Angela and Tim are in the sauna, and Gianna is also in there now (bikini). Gianna says she hasn’t been in there before. Tim starts giving Angela a massage. They talk amongst themselves and Gianna just sits there for a bit. She can’t believe that the temp gauge is showing the right temperature. Angela really praises the efforts of the design crew who created the house. She loves it. Gianna adds her support for it as well. Angelas says that Tim and her need to have a good talk tomorrow. Tim asks if it’s about his snoring. Angela replies that she didn’t even think that he snored. Matthew wins the first $1K for the night, and we go to the break with Logan’s clip package.

12:39am: MIke reads the first email of the series to appear on uplate. Mike tells us that it’s Michelle’s bday tomorrow, so uplate should be good. Nelson, Constance and Dean are on one bed, while Logan, Christie and Glenn are on another. Nelson and Constance are play fighting and Constance hurts her hand. She shows Dean that one hand is bruised or something in comparison to the other. Dean gets the good hand and hurts that too! Michelle wanders over and starts talking to Logan. She asks Logan a question, and he says “give it 2 weeks.” Interesting… He says that if the fines keep happening at this rate, then in 3-4 days there will really be some peeved off people in here. MIke cuts in for the clue for the teaser, and we see Michael’s clip package to the break.

12:52am: Back again to Michelle Logan. Glenn is watching on with Christie. A lot of swearing in there, so BB sends us to the bathroom where Gianna is applying cream all over her body. Tim has just finished with the shower, and exits. Gianna pushes her top up so her nipples are almost showing amnd keeps applying the cream. Once finished, we are taken back to the bedroom. Hotdogs has this slapping device of some kind, and wants to slap Christie’s ass. She is a bit scared, so she does it to Nelson and him first. Then Dogs ‘gives it to her!’ SOmeone wins the second $1000 for the night. Third teaser is released, and we go to a break with Michelle’s clip package.

1:05am: Logan is giving Michelle a massage, but it hardly lasts because he says he doesn’t want to spoil her now, he would rather tomorrow for her B’day. Christie asks what the difference is between tap water and cold water from a fridge. Someone yells out “the temperature.” CLASSIC!!! There is laughing over in the corner of the room, and everyone is looking over there, yet no camera will pick up the action. Eventually some kind of balloon type thing is given to Glenn and he plays with it for a bit and gets a few laughs. Gianna appears and starts playing with Michelle’s hair. She says she wouldn’t probably wear the short pants around at home, but she’s wearing them on national TV. Nelson clip package sends us to a comm break.

1:18am: We see Logan (Greg) in isolation by himself after the swap earlier tonight. Lights are turned off in that room while we watch cause he’s asleep. Now Logan (Dave) back in the bedroom is on the bed with Michelle and Christie. Angela asks Constance about the words to some song. They start singing, so Mike cuts in for copyright reasons and reads emails. First uplate update of the series is then shown. Courtney wins the third lot of cash, and the clip package to the break is of Hotdog.

1:31am: Mike plugs his Friday night show with Frysie, and gives a clue for the final teaser. The housemates in the bedroom are wondering if BB has the rights to “Happy Birthday” and if they will be able to show them singing it on the TV. Logan plays a little game on Gianna’s back. He then goes out to get an apple. On the way Christie makes mention that he’s suddenly come alive tonight. A few of the other boys (Nelson is one) also make the comment, or rather agree. Logan, now back in the room, says he wasn’t feeling the best yesterday. Logan offers some of the apple to Michelle. She accepts, and the Christie also takes a bite. Still won’t show anything in the room other than Logan/Michelle. Tim clips sees us to another break, probably the last.

1:45am: Mike closes the last teaser of the night. Hotdogs back in the bedroom after changing his battery. Christie can’t understand why only he had to change it. Hotdogs suggests that BB only wants to hear him. Dean and Logan suggest that they can tell what the battery levels are of all the housemates individually. Lights turn off in the room. A few thankyou’s to BB. The room does look very messy on infra-red. Hotdogs, Michelle, Angela and Constance are talking on one bed. Hotdogs says that if BB offered him either a night in the DR along getting pissed, or sharing it with everyone, he would rather sit in the DR. Christie comes over and gets a cuddle from Hotdogs. Mike cuts in, wastes some time on the BB website, and at 2:04am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Where’s Warren,
Dave

Uplate is back for another year. Mike has a very lame intro, with him waving to the crowd. However, the crowd is blatantly the launch crowd on Saturday night, and there is obviously no crowd in the studio. Cue the credits after Mike reveals it’s all a joke. Mike welocmes us to the show proper after the credits, tells us that Uplate will be huge this year with $280,000 to give away. As usual, they’ll have uplate updates as well as the brainteasers. Set has changed a bit. He has a green couch to sit on, and it’s similar to the couch Gretel had (in shape) on the eviction stage last year. We cut straight to the action anyway, which is good to see. And the first shot, I kid you not, is of Christie’s boob. They are putting one of those rubber little things on it, that once turned inside out, can pop upwards at any time. I’m sorry, I don’t know what they are called. Michelle tries it next, and finally so does Geneva. Geneva complains that it bloody hurt though. They want Kate to do it, but Kate explains that she doesn’t think she is getting her gear off at all in the house, so she won’t be doing this game tonight.

We cut back to Mike who virtually sends us straight to a clip of the launch shows best bits. After that, it’s time for the brainteasers to start for another year. Same format, same phone number. Now, it’s time to head back to the lounge. They are still trying to get Kate to try the popper thing. They say they will do it in the bedroom away from the boys. Kate says that all of AUstralia would still see. Smart one this girl! Topic moves onto farting, and whether you should walk away if you think you have one coming on. Apparently Nelson is the biggest farter amongst them all. Gianna thinks that big burps are disgusting. Logan is seen laughing with Glenn now as if they have known each other for years – he seems to be settling in very well. Michelle starts telling a story about when a guy picked her up to carry her somewhere, as he was picking her up, she heard a fart come out. She says she was laughing for hours about it. Michelle then explains that her ex used to be really into the protein shakes, and that would cause the farting. She says it was terrible. It would seem that Logan, Glenn, Hotdogs, Gianna, Geneva and also Christie are all there around the couches. First comm break of the night.

12:04am: Mike is back, and it’s time for a clue in the teaser. Back to the house then though and we are still at the couch. But then head out to the spa. Tim is there, not in the spa, but within ear of it, while Michael, Nelson, Constance and Angela are all in the spa. Dean looks as if he’s in the pool. They seem to be discussing people who don’t earn much money or something. Nelson changes the subject perhaps, I’m unsure, by saying that if he say someone doing drugs, he would almost just go and tell the cops. He hates the thought of people doing drugs. Tim starts giving his view, but is quickly imterrupted again by Nelson who says that his Mum reckons that every homeless person has a mental illness. Mike cuts in quickly, runs through the clue, then shows us Angela’s clip package from the launch to see us out to the break.

12:19am: Mike is on the couch of course. No more calls for the teaser please. Craps on about absolutely nothing for a bit, before returning us to the house. Hot Dogs is telling the house that he used to not eat for hours before going out so he could get smashed easier. One of the girls say that they had a friend who would fast all day before going out. Cut to the bedroom, Logan is washing his hands in the corner, and Christie looks like she has just got changed into her PJ’s. Logan comes back out to the kitchen, and just chills for a bit, leaning on the bench. Mike jumps in and Aaron is the first $1000 winner for the year. Before we head to the break, we see the clip package of Christie.

12:32am: Mike gives us the email addy to bombared Mike with emails. He then goes on to start the second brainteaser. Back to the house, and Tim is trying to get the hang of juggling at the moment. Glenn is trying to give him some pointers, but it doesn’t seem to be helping. Someone yells out that they want a karaoke machine. Someone else says they wouldn’t get one because they couldn’t have the copyright to all that music. I think Gianna says they must have the rights to some songs, cause they have the dancefloor. She goes onto say that she doesn’t care if BB plays the same song over and over! They all start to wonder what they can do tomorrow. Hotdogs thinks some spa action might be the way to go. Cut to the spa, where they start talking about the Big BB, Kris Noble. Nelson tells them all he (BBB) has a really big TAG watch that he noticed during interviews. Constance says that she just wants her luggage back from BBB. Mike throws us to a break with a clip package of Constance.

12:45am: Second brainteaser is closed. Go back to the house and find Michael and Angela in the sauna. Michael says he doesn’t want to get too hot because then he’ll get all sweaty again and stink. He is however very pleased that his feet are starting to look alot healthier after not being on a rocky surface at his job for a few days. Flip back to Nelson and Constance in the spa. Constance is saying that they can tell who is playing the game when they get a mic fine, because the people who are playing the game are really angry to see ‘their’ money going down the tube. Geneva joins them, and is again complaining about her boob still hurting from the popper thing at the start of the show. They start talking about who they think Logan is after. They narrow it down to Gianna, Michelle and Christie. Nelson says that Logan should make up his mind, but ‘good luck to him.’ Mike cuts in, cause Cythnia is on the line and wins the second lot of cash for the night. Third game gets underway straight away. Back to the spa. Constance tells the other two that she really only has 3 friends who are girls. All the rest are guys. And with that, we see Dean’s clip package and are thrown to a break.

12:58am: Straight back to the house this time. LOts of people seem to be in the living room at the moment. Camera’s seem to be concentrated on Logan though. Mike cuts in with a clue for the third brainteaser. Someone is trying to juggle, but the camera still won’t get off Logan. Gianna asks Tim if he’s missing writing and typing etc because he’s a journo. He says a bit. Gianna says that she always reads the paper everyday. Cut to the spa now. Nelson is remembering one of the fights or rather arguments on the first night between Kate and Dean. Nelson can’t understand Kate’s point of view on that issue. Back inside, Christie is trying to pole dance. She isn’t very good at it at all. Apparently Gianna tried it a few minutes ago with better results. Christie decides she needs to heels to really give it a go. Angela is juggling now. Christie comes running back out saying she think she has lost her black shoes. Mike cuts in for the clue, and then cuts to Geneva’s clip package to lead to the break.

1:11am: Mikes plugs his own Friday night show back from the break, before telling us the brainteaser is closed and we can go back to the house. Dean is talking to Kate in the bedroom. Dean is saying how he really doesn’t sit down and really talk to any of the guys. Like he says hi and all that but there is no depth there. Dean says he wants evictions already. He says he loves Angela. Kate agrees. Dean says he expected a whole different set of people that are in the house. We are taken back to the couch, where Hotdogs is juggling, and getting pretty good at it. Tim is saying that he would like to learn Yoga while in the house. Christie starts complaining about her bruises. Gianna then decides to complain about the bread, and states that she won’t eat any of it tomorrow. Paula from Vic wins the third lot of money , the fourth is started, and the clip package to the break is of Gianna.

1:24am: Mike talks alot of crap at the start of this segment. Finaly gets to the teaser, and we’re back to the house. Constance and Nelson are still in the spa. Nelson is saying he doesn’t want to get into a debate with her. Nelson thinks she is a bit soft because of her opinion and views on drugs. Constance changes the subject, saying she thinks Christie is kinda cool. They both think Glenn is great. Constance tells Nelson to get his feet away from her. Constance asks him which state he thinks is the worst, remembering that Nelson loves Australia. He thinks about it and then says Victoria (WHAT!!!! no way :P) because it’s too cold. Christie agrees it is cold.Just then we switch the Logan in the imposter room and the phone is ringing. BB is trying to talk to him, but he’s sleeping through it! Back to the spa we go. Constance says that she once ran through Crown Casino in Melbourne because she saw Heath Ledger. Security eventually stopped her. Mike comes back on and we cut to Glenn’s clip package.

1:37am: Girls are in the bedroom. Geneva reveals that she has known friends for years, and yet just one day she can come to the realisation that she is actually really into them and wants them. SHe goes on to say that she hates it when guys act as if they are masters in the bedroom, and yet, once asked to perform, have no idea. She is asked when she first had sex, and she replied 16. Michelle tells her that she hasn’t had a heap of experience in the bedroom, and she’s 24. She isn’t comfortable in the bedroom, she doesn’t know exactly what she is meant to be doing she says. Brainteaser clue is given. It seems Hotdogs has fallen asleep in the bedroom while the girls keep talking. We go into the living room to see both Michael and Christie spining themselves around and around and around. The game is that you have to jump over cushions on the floor once they stop spinning. Christie jumps over them all alright, gets back to the start, then falls over. Michael doesn’t even try jumping, almost falling before he begins. Brain teaser is closed. Back to the bedroom we go. Hotdogs is awake again and says that Geneva must be the advertised ‘tri-sexual’. Geneva starts giving Glenn a massage, and so Christie gets into the action by giving Hotdogs one. Katie wins the last $1000 of the night after Mike cuts in, and at 1:57am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Where’s Warren,
Dave