Category: Uplate 2005

12:06am: Hotdogs and Gianna are talking in the living area. They are talking about how they will have agents on the outside. Gianna says that they will do the best they can for all the housemates. A horn sounds in the house, and Hotdogs and Gianna are straight outside for the new task. It involves them clocking on, getting into a uniform, and then start collection pot plants and also ceramic frogs that move along a conveyor belt. The game is to catch as much as possible. It lasts for a good three minutes, and the rest of the housemates are all cheering them on, but laughing a heap of the time as well. Hotdogs and Gianna have to seperate the caught goods from the stuff that they didn’t get, and then set trays up (which they use to put the goods) for the next group whenever BB is ready to call them. The rest of the housemates go inside and talk about how hard it was. Greg & Christie is up next. The other guys are laughing because they think Christie will be crap at it. Christie reckons she’ll be great at it. It seems that Glenn has just had some a bit of hair chopped off from Christie and is carrying it around. He says it’ll be worth a lot soon. He says he’ll sell it on eBay. Greg and Christie decide to get closer to the task in case it starts. Oh geeez, just had a look at the back of Glenn’s head, and Christie has really taken a huge chunk out of it. Another horn sounds but no one reacts? I don’t understand. Maybe I was just hearing things! Anyway, Hotdogs and Gianna have finished cleaning up. Dogs says it was so much fun. Tim is giving Michelle a massage. Glenn looks like he’s had his red cordial tonight, he is dancing round the bedroom and full of live. Dean just wants to get some sleep. Gianna goes to the bathroom to wash her face and clean up a bit after the task.

12:33am: Glenn is surfing around the bedroom on a pillow. Kate is giving Dave a head massage. Glenn is talking about some rubbish with Dave about skating. Glenn says “geez I’m fu***** bored.” Glenn just goes outside and returns with a beer. Kate says it’s Gianna’s. Glenn doesn’t care, saying to take it off him on Friday. They start talking about how beer bottles aren’t always brown nowadays. Geneva starts planning to make porridge and asks who wants some. She has a few takers. Big Brother tells housemates to check the positions of their microphones. He comes back and tells them not half a minute later that Michelle is lying on her microphone.

12:48am: The housemates in the bedroom are talking about what alcohol the girls got given for their birthdays while in the house. Michael and Glenn start singing songs, so we go to the lving area. They are playing thinks that start with F in the room. “Freezer, F***wit, Fruit” etc etc etc. Such an exciting game.

12:59am: They seem to be up to S in the alphabet now. Greg continues to call out words. Big Brother again reminds Michelle to position her microphone correctly. The game goes on for the entire segment between Christie and Greg, but then they involve Michael and Geneva in the kitchen when they ‘phone a friend’ for a few answers.

1:14am: Hotdogs is talking about how the housemates can all go to Perth and he can hook them up with a huge weekend and all this. Dean is really getting mad that he can’t sleep. Dogs suggests that it’ll be easier when the lights go out. Hotdogs asks Tim, who is still massaging Michelle “Are you after a root there mate!?” Cut to the kitchen, where Kate is talking to Geneva and Michael. A fair bit of the conversation is beeped out though. She is talking about going to the ‘exchange’ when she was underage with friends. Down to the couch, or rather beside it, Greg & Christie are laughing a lot after Christie let out a smelly fart. They then pretend to call each other. Geez, a bit of flirting going on there.

1:30am: The lights are out in the bedroom. Dean says he has a house somewhere in Europe (I have already forgotten!), right by the sea. Straight out into the kitchen though where the same 3 are talking, but Tim has joined them now. They are talking about going down on girls and whether guys have to do it. Geneva tells some guys not to bother because they don’t know what they are doing. Michael loves it! Tim says “there is something about it”.

1:41am: Back to the living area with Christie and Greg, who are still doing the alphabet game. Christie says that she is going to eat cabbage tomorrow.

1:52am: Hotdogs is telling the group about how his 3 day trip to Bali became a nightmare when he tried to get on his flight to go back home. Initially it was delayed, and then they said that they would have to get a ‘new’ spare part. Hotdogs didn’t like this and was weighing up not to get on the plane. They finally got on the plane and the power for the TV’s and lights went off. They sat there for an hour, then the pilot told them that they would be put up in a hotel for the night before getting the plane the next day. Finally got away, and Hotdogs says that about a third into the flight he felt something wasn’t right. He finally said something to the girl next to him, who agreed. Pilot came on and told them that there was a problem with the fuel tanks and they would have to turn back. He finally did get back home to Perth that night. However, he says it made him realise how much he loves Perth and doesn’t really want to go anywhere anymore. Cut out to Greg and Christie laughing about farts, then they talk about having sex from behind. Greg has done it twice, he’s not too keen on it. Christie says that she wouldn’t let anyone do that to her. Greg says that he doesn’t like being a player, he says he feels bad if he picks up 2 different people on a weekend or something. Christie agrees. Greg says he doesn’t want to be known as someone who has done it heaps because he says one day he will meet a person he really likes.

11:46pm: A fair few housemates are playing cricket in the living room. Kate walks from the bathroom to the bedroom, and says goodnight. Christie is batting, but Dogs catches her. The bat is a wooden spoon. Glenn’s turn to bat, Hotdogs bowls to him. He hits a 6. Gianna is watching, perhaps fielding. Greg is also fielding. Glenn is out for 18. Into the bedroom, Kate, Michelle, Dean and Dave are in the bedroom. Dean keeps asking Dave if he could fall asleep, and he keeps saying yes. Dean, in a clever way, says to the others that perhaps personal tasks have started for some housemates in the house. No real reply from the others, so we go back to the cricket. Gianna is batting. But she’s out. Greg into bat, and he’s hit a six straight away. Christie says she is a bit keen on a spa. Gianna is back batting, and she gets 16 before she gets out. If you hit it, you get one run. However, hit it over a fielder and it’s six.

12:02am: We are greeted by Tim showering naked. Cut out to the living room, where Greg starts giving Christie a massage. Glenn gives them an idea though, and Christie grabs the flour and runs to Tim’s bed and puts flour in it everywhere. Dean says to Hotdogs “If she did that to me, I’d get her back so bad.” Hotdogs agrees. Tim is in the kitchen now, having a drink. Dean, Greg and Glenn are just chucking a ball back and forth.

12:16am: Christie is still playing catch with the guys, and almost knocks out a light. They all laugh about it. Geneva, Michael, Michelle seem like they are asleep. Perhaps even Dave. Lots of laughing going on in the room though. Tim has entered the room, and now goes to the toilet. Hasn’t got into bed or checked his bed yet. When Tim emerges, Christie comes over and says goodnight. He gets into bed, puts his feet right nito the bed and suddenly realises that something is wrong. He gets out and surveys the damage. He says “Who did this!?” Roar of laughter from everyone. Christie comes over and after Tim asks who did it, see simply laughs and says “Not me!” Everyone cracks up even more and starts repeating her “Not me!” line. After a bit more laughter, she decides she’ll help him clean it up. Although she gets bored very quickly and simply starts throwing it only him. Tim gets Christie on the floor and starts jumping on her. The guys are laughing and saying that poor Tim only just had a shower. Dean and Hotdogs say that he needs to start playing fire with fire. Tim just simply climbs into Christie’s bed and says ‘bedtime.’ Another roar of laughter from the boys. Christie says for Tim to get out, but to no avail.

12:28am: Back into the house and lights have been turned off. Christie comes into the bedroom and goes for the toilet. Silence elsewhere in the room. First night where everyone is in bed before the end of Uplate. Christie goes back to the couch and tries to get some sleep under the bright lights.

12:57am: Tim has got up and come out to lecture Christie about the earlier incident. He says he is not looking forward to clearing it up tomorrow. Christie says that she will do it. Tim reckons that the joke is really on her, and that while the others were laughing at Tim they were also laughing at her. Tim, in his lecturer voice, asks her what she has learnt from all this. Tim tells her to not do any other jokes like this again. Christie wonders whether Tim will talk to other practical jokers. Tim says he doesn’t mind that jokes just between the two, which are easy to clean up, are fine. It’s just when others are bought in it makes Tim a bit angry. Anyway, lecture is over and he is back off to sleep. Christie sits there in total amazement for a while, then rolls over and heads back to bed.

1:02am: Tim is back explaining himself again. Christie keeps trying to interrupt, and Tim says ‘shutup’ a couple of times. He’s not happy now. He repeats his earlier lecture. Greg is looking on also out on the couch. Tim says this is the end point – no more jokes. Christie seems to think she is taking the slack for everyone else. Greg thinks that the jokes have no gone too far.

11:40: Most housemates are gathered around the new bowling alley, which has been opened tonight for the housemates to enjoy, but only for 2 hours. Glenn says that it seems to have been more than two hours, and that Big Brother must be giving them longer because the swearing in the live task was a lot better this week. Cut to Gianna and Christie who are talking about boys in the reward room. Gianna says she pinched Dave’s bum earlier. Christie says she wants to jump Greg. Apparently Christie has already kissed Dave tonight. Gianna says that she bets he has a hard on. The girls go on to complain about some lollies that their eating. Christie is complaining about the wine, so is Gianna. Christie is also stuffing her face with watermelon. They decide to head back out to the main house. Kate has emerged from the diary room where she has been treated for a sore foot. I don’t know what happened, but Christie is apologising. Kate says that it’s not her fault however. They all just continue to bowl, not talking in much depth at all. Out in the spa, Hotdogs, Dean and Geneva are in there. Dean is complaining about how people who watch vote out the ones that provide a bit of conflict. He can’t understand it and is saying it aloud. Geneva asks them, if she’s still here, to remind her on Wednesday of a family birthday she would like to remember. Gianna comes out and sings “I’m so drunk” or something to that affect. Gianna says she loves it when Geneva laughs with her/at her. Inside, Tim is being beaten up by the “T Birds”, who include Greg, Dave and Glenn. It’s all in good fun, and Gianna comes and tries to help Tim out. In fighting, Tim kicks some furniture around, prompting Big Brother to come over and suggest they don’t throw furniture as the nurse would rather not see any other patients for the night. Back out to the spa, Christie has now come to talk to the boys. Michael, who has joined the boys, says to her she looks great in that top. Christie says she knows, and says it’s cause she has great tits. “There’s no denying it…” Gianna comes and cuddles Hotdogs again. Dean pronounces that he had a great night’s sleep last night. Hotdogs says he had a shocker.

12:12am: Gianna gives Dave a cuddle while he waits for his bowl. She keeps trying to touch him, get close to him, and he’s having NOTHING of it. It’s classic television. Gianna tells the guys that AMF stands for “Always Means Fun”. Oh dear, she must be plastered! Christie gets a strike. Tim goes for a bowl with his pants down. Christie races after him and tries to bring his boxers down too. Big Brother announces the bowling area is no closed, and the roller door comes down. Christie starts singing a song which makes absolutely no sense.

12:28am: A heap of housemates are cleaning up the kitchen. They are saying that the food wasn’t really hot. Christie goes on to grab the trophy, and gives a fake speech full of rubbish. Gianna enters the lounge and Christie tells her not to interput, but Gianna fires back “I don’t give a f***”. Lovely. Gianna is trying to get Greg’s attention for Christie, but he’s ignoring them. She runs back and says to Dave she only wants a kiss and a cuddle. Dave says “Yeh”, not confidently, and basically runs down to the couch! Gianna does a little high school laugh. The girls (Christie and Gianna) suddenly disapear, and Dave dives for the couch and makes a point to sit inbetween other housemates. Angela starts telling him ‘not to be suprised if she comes out’, but we are taken to a comm break.

12:38am: Gianna has changed into a nurses outfit. Oh dear. Christie is walking round in underwear. I wonder what she’ll change into. Great, she comes out in nothing else but her underwear. They tell them to go out and show the spa boys. As they go, Dave says to Angela “Oh no. My mates are going to be laughing so hard at me.” Gianna decides to do a pole dance. To be clear, the nurse outfit is FAR too short, and she really bends over, and the couch are heard to yell out “I think we saw a bit too much there.” Gianna keeps saying “I am so drunk.” Dave says again to Angela “I would never let my misses do that.” The T Birds and Tim get up and start making music for the girls to dance too. Gianna decides she needs to go to the toilet. Christie does a big runup, and then falls down completely.

12:52am: They are still dancing, and the couch aren’t evening watching anymore. Gianna goes “Oh my god, this is on television.” Christie gives Glenn a nice close up show. Gianna comes over and does likewise. THey then both play with him at the same time. Glenn tells her to just relax and take her bra off. BB calls Kate into the diary room. Gianna is craving for attention here, saying she is feeling a bit silly in this outfit, but if someone said she looked sexy she will be fine. Tim comes back from the spa, after getting kicked in the balls from Christie accidently. Christie asks him to give her a look. He declines, but says it wasn’t just the one, it was the twins as well.

1:05am: Gianna is leaving the spa area now and heads back inside. Dean recalls that when she first entered the house, Dean told her he had a girlfriend, and so Gianna replied “Oh, I won’t flirt with you then!” Gold! They go onto discuss how many weeks are left, and thus how many intruders etc will come in. Michael says that he was very suprised to hear Dean’s name read out when Nelson and Constance also got banished to the punishment. Dean says that he was as suprised as anyone.

1:17am: Gianna is saying she might change back into her normal clothes. Angela reckons that she has worn that before. Gianna says she hasn’t! Dave tells her that she revealed a bit tonight. She says “Did I!” It seems Christie has got changed into her nightgear. Dave says he’s no fun cause he’s sober. She gives him a kiss on the cheek, if that, and says “Yeh thats alright”. He says he doesn’t want to lead her on. She says he’s not leading her on, she’s doing it to him. Kate comes out of the diary room with her foot straped I think, and Dave says “Wasn’t it your right foot, not your left?” Gets a few laughs. Christie wonders how much the microphone is worth. Angela says some reckon $7K, otherwise several thousand. Tim says he’s given his a name, Susie. This gets a great laugh from the people seated. BB comes on and says that Gianna and Michelle are not wearing their microphone, a $5000 fine is given between the two. Christie comes in and asks what Dave said to her earlier.

1:31am: The girls are now both dressed for bed. On her way out of the bedroom, Gianna apologises to Michelle for talking to her while they had their mics off. She then goes outside and apologises to everyone. Gianna and Christie wonder if they will nude up in the reward room. Giana then says “I know who I want to get nude with, but he doesn’t want to”. She goes out to the spa, and the camera zooms in on Dave and then he says “Whats everyone looking at me for!” Gianna outside is discussing who to give the chores to who. Hotdogs wonders if giving Angela the shopper/chef is the best idea. Hotdogs says that she won’t buy any booze. Dean keeps saying he would hate the housekeeper job. She then apologises for the fine out to the people in the spa, then heads back inside. Tim decides he’s going to have to check his balls to see if everything is ok. Glenn tells Christie that he likes Kate, but then says “thats a secret.” Yeh, it’ll be out within an hour. Out at the spa, Greg approaches, and so they start talking about him in a negative tone. He doesn’t even realise! They have to tell him the joke. Glenn jumps into the spa and joins Dean and Michael. Christie comes over and says goodnight to them. Angela takes all the costumes that they were provided with back to the diary room for BB. Hotdogs is wishing Constance was still in the house so she could cut his hair. At 1:47am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

A very dirty night in the BB house!

I join Uplate at 11.56pm, and Mike tells me I’ve missed out on a lot of interesting stuff – doh! Anwyay Geneva and Christie are in the kitchen having a late night snack. They plan to get Glenn to kiss Christie by initiating a game of spin the bottle, but Christie says she’s not feeling anything from any of the guys. Geneva says they’re all randy and want vagina but they don’t go anywhere near it (her mould). Christie wonders why they can’t be “hey babeh” and sleazy. They say Glenn is up for it but Glenn is not Christie’s type of boy.. and Hotodgs is just crap… just a player. They agree he doesn’t want some girl to fall in love with him. Christie says all the boys are probably scared of Gianna because she’d fall in love with them… and Gianna couldn’t join this conversation because she doesn’t do random hookups – well only once and she felt guilty about it. Christie and Geneva have no setbacks, and Mike interups the conversation.

Mike tells us the reason for the up late auction is so people in WA, SA and NT can play something via SMS… yeah right. $$$ ding ding ding $$$

12.05am – Mike reminds us that when Geneva first entered the house she said she found Christie the hottest. Meanwhile Christie is on to something about Glenn and him being “on a break” with his girlfriend. The girls sit quietly for a moment before Geneva suggests Christie corners a guy – but not Greg, because apparently Greg doesn’t like her. They agree Dave would be up for it – they shouldn’t go for the innocent ones – for the ones who would. Hotdogs would do it but Christie wouldn’t kiss Hotdogs. Geneva thinks its funny if she hooked up tonight. Geneva suggests they use the excuse “it was a dare” to kiss one of the boys. They both go to the toilet at the same time. Meanwhile in the spa the other housemates are chatting – it’s hard to hear over the spa motor. They are doing a bit of singing. Is Hotdogs wearing a wig? His hair is out of control. Each of the HMs are taking turns singing a song.

12.11am – The talk in the spa turns to masturbating. Greg certainly has opened up on the subject – he talks of the shock of moving into the house and sleeping (in the same room) with a whole lot of other people. We cut back to Geneva and Christie in the lounge room, who are still talking about hook up personalities and dynamics in the house. Geneva says she might be going on Sunday she needs to make the most of it – Christie says they will have a wild friday and saturday night. Geneva is angry about the kissing thing now – she feels there are boundaries but there aren’t supposed to be any. Christie thinks they don’t need to worry about it.

12.19am – The girls are discussing whether Greg is gay. They say he never talks about girls like David does. They go to check if he is sitting next to another guy in the spa. The girls go outside to see everyone. Christie says quite loudly – are you gay!? No one hears but Geneva who cracks up. They announce their plan to divide the alcohol up and do shots to get real drunk – if the chicks don’t drink all day they can get really hammered. The spa housemates aren’t too keen on the idea. The girls eventually go inside and inspect the model they have made for this week’s task. The toe has come off. We move now to the sauna where most of the girls are… and Greg joins them, only for 10 minute he assures them. Glenn joins them shortly after. Mike tells us the girls were talking about Greg just as he walked in. They notice Glenn does his hair just like Greg and he does a weird face when he brushes his hair. They say it’s his grease face (John Travolta). Glenn starts talking about how its easier for guys in the house to masturbate.

12.33am – The HMs in the sauna are talking about random things. Glenn splashes some water around, to the annoyance of Kate. They are all looking foward to music when they leave the house. Back in the lounge room Hotdogs is saying he can’t wait to spoon or have a root. Chrsitie says she’s been trying to find some one to spoon with but no one! She says it doesn’t matter if she finds them attractive in the house – because she’s not attracted to anybody. Hotdogs says he is the same, but Christie doesn’t believe him. Hotdogs says there are parts of people he’s attracted to. Christie says “are you attracted to my parts?”, Geneva cracks up. Hotdogs says there is a girl in Perth he likes and he’s glad he “has her” (is anyone in this house single?). Christie hopes she has a fanbase outside of the house – hot little guys. Christie wants a spooning competition/companion. Chrsitie strips off to do her legs. They talk about who showers naked, Christie checks and David still has his pants on in the shower, much to her dissapointment.

12.45am- Geneva asks Angela if she’d kiss her. Angela says no but Geneva begs for a kiss. Angela is worried she’s becoming too conservative. Glenn would have liked them to kiss. Meanwhile in the bedroom Geneva is telling Hotdogs how she’s trying to get a score happening. Christie, now topless, asks Geneva if she wants to have a wet tshirt contest. Michelle says Hotdogs has been spanking her ass as she walks by now. Geneva asks Michelel “would you kiss me if I asked you to”. Gianna says its a competition but Christie says it’s just facts – they want to know who would kiss Geneva. Michelle says maybe if she was in the moment but not right now.

Later, the girls are still on their competition to get as many people as possible. Geneva is eager to win and wants a kiss from Gianna. Gianna is all giggles but is giving it a pass. Geneva says if she’s not good enough for Gianna she’s not good enough for anyone. Hotdogs is making himself a coffee while the girls debate the progress of the competition. Geneva goes out to the spa and asks the boys in the spa. David is telling some blokey story about getting drunk with his mates. Dean tells a story about his friend who phones up random people to talk to them while he’s drunk. Back in the house, Christie explains it’s not a competition, they are just testing how the boys in the house are trying to hook up in the house – only when they have alcohol in them.

In the middle of the breainteaser Christie starts pashing Greg!!! Doh, adbreak.

12.57am- We find out Hotdogs pashed Geneva and Geneva kissed Kate during the break. FFS Channel 10! Apparently Greg kisses the best in the house. Geneva scored 4 and Chrsitie scored 2. 2 of Geneva’s were boys though. Christie says she’d rather not kiss Michael, and bangs her arm on the side of the couch. Hotdogs is enjoying his coffee. They wonder where Big Brother is – he’s having a break, he’s having a kit kat. Hotdogs really wants some chocolate and thinks everyone will be surprised at his shopping. Greg says his shopping will be really crap. They discuss what money they have for alcohol in the budget. Greg wonders if they have an RSA on the housemates (responsible service of alcohol). He thinks maybe BB isn’t giving them much alcohol because they “win” it – also if they give too much alcohol the HMs could possible sue BB? Geneva thinks its because when they are drunk they don’t respect Big Brother. Greg is making bread, meanwhile. Talk moves back to the girl’s experiment and Greg thinks it went well. Greg explains he doesn’t mind kissing on the spot like that if it was to make a point – but in different context it would be different.

Sigh, during the ad break we missed a whole lot of full frontal nudity.

1.17am – Kate is lying in a precarious position in the sauna with Angela over the top of her. Angela is plucking Kate’s bikini line. They discuss the whole Michelle, Gianna, every other girl in the hosue situation (again!). Kate thinks about Tim again but Angela is concerned about Tim’s views on things like unions – he’s very defined by it. Kate says its interesting to hear about it. Angela says we could all read a book and be educated it but she’s more interested in people who have done it and have physical experiences on it.

1.24am – In the lounge room Glenn and Michael are talking about “masturbation courtesy” – ie. a guy masturbating in a shared bed with another guy. Michael says he was going to bring a doo-rag in for it. They talk about the musky smell in one of the toilets from one of the guys masturbating in there. Michael says he’s the “money shot expert”. They say its been 11 days. David says he didn’t masturbate in the twin holding room either – much to the confusion of Greg. They joke about putting a towel over your head and going into the toilet to masturbate. Glenn leaves apparently to jerk off, Michael says there is lube in the top draw of some dresser in the bedroom. Glenn gets some of the lub and moves into the toilet. Who knows what he’s doing in there! The boys are plotting something to do to him… but it doesn’t seem they are going to go through with it. Michael says 2 weeks will be a good run with him. Greg says he’s comfortable with it right now. Hotdogs says if there was a girl he liked and wasn’t getting anything back he’d jerk off. Some one fats, and they all fan it out with pillows.

The girls emerge from the diary room. Glenn returns and says it didn’t happen – he was “under too much pressure”. Everyone starts talking over each other. The girls say they can offer visual aid to Glenn if he wants to jerk off. Glenn says he was thinking pure filth but nothing happened… he was half way through and had to have a piss… thats how much dedication there was. They ask what he was thinking about but Mike butts in.

1.34am – They are all discussing their wanking technique. Glenn says he’s a good wanker but not a fast wanker. Geneva says she’d fully visualise a situation. Michelle wonders how Glenn could just instantly start having a wank. Michael is talking about having his microphone on while masturbating – he didn’t want the squish noises. Hotdogs reminds them they can’t show a hard penis on TV – but he’d rather do it infront of the camera instead of the camera showing it from behind. Michael asks why can’t the girls just “double click”, but Michelle says the whole excitment would make it a lot more noticable. The boys start mimicing orgasm noises. They ask Glenn if there is some one in the house he would especially like to get with – they would be the visual aid.

Talk moves onto various items like feeding the animals. Michael says he needs to “get one out” so he doens’t wake up having sex with his mattress again. He says it’s not like at home where he has the lube on one side and the rag on the other. He says he likes watching sports while masturbating. David says he likes porn. And on that image in your mind at 1.42am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Before credits start for the night, we are shown quick clips of who got evicted and their way out of the house. It’s just hit 12, and we are taken straight to the house, with Mike just talking to us over the vision. It’s Kate birthday party, but it just seems like any other night. They are however all sitting on the couch area. Mike tells us that Constance & Nelson will be joining him soon. Glenn seems to be talking to a few people about going hunting and killing animals. He loves it. He gets annoyed though when you try to shoot something and it’s not totally killed, and you have to ‘finish it off.’ Meanwhile, Kate looks bored out of her mind. Gianna looks like she’s ready to kill someone. She is away from the main group, but still on the couch. Mike interrupts and he has Nelson and Constance. They seem thrilled to be out of the house! They say they didn’t like very many of the people in there, including Gianna, Michelle, Michael. Mike pulls out Constance’s suitcase and plays around with it for a while. He then asks who she reckons voted for her not to get the suitcase. She picks two of them, but is suprised that Christe and Logan voted for her. They get sent away and they go back to the house for a little bit before the comm break.

12:24am: Clue, and then into the house. “This is BB. Christie to the diary room.” Christie gets her dressed back from BB, she is very happy. She comes and says to the others that it was very quick. She feels bad she had to ask for it back. Angela is still wondering if they are actually evicted. Logan says absolutely. He says when they have Gretel saying “It’s time to go…” you know it’s real. Move talks to Geneva, and how she has gone to bed early. Logan says shes a little upset over who went tonight. Angela says she doesn’t think it’s sunk in yet for her. Mike cuts in, and we’re off to a break.

12:33am: Veronica wins the cash. Christie is talking about her supposed future. Dogs says that he isn’t liking Christie tonight, she’s nasty. Christie assures him she isn’t. Dave is lying on Christie’s lap. Hotdogs says that they look good together. Christie says anyone looks better with her. Christie is playing with Dave’s hair – she says it’s yucky. He says no wonder, he had it dyed 3 times within 90 minutes. She says that he should let her wash it when he does next. He agrees. Angela asks Dave what the weather will be tomorrow. He reckons overcast. Angela wonders what she’ll do if she can’t sunbake. Back to talking about the colour of Dave’s hair. Hotsogs says remember that Christie thought that it was your real hair coloir “Why are your eyebrows black!?” Mike, clue, break.

12:46am: Back to the couch again, Christie is talking about some place in Queensland. Angela wonders how the Qld government can advertise for everyone to come and swim when you have sharks and crocs all over the place. Gianna has joined Hotdogs for a cuddle, and she doesn’t look very happy still. They keep talking about either expensive houses or boats, known as millionaire’s row. Gianna says to dogs that everyone seems to have brand names for clothes and perfume etc. Gianna says she justs no name stuff all the time, she doesn’t spend much on clothes. Dogs says that she still looks like it’s brand name, she looks good. Hotdogs talks about a friend who loves the brand “Diesel”, and will spend any amount to get all the stuff. Gianna says she likes their watches. During this convo, Dogs is just giving her a rub on her back. Comm break

12:59am: In the bedroom, Kate is giving Greg a back massage. Glenn and Michelle are watching on from across the room in bed. The are trying to tease Greg about his supposed sexuality, and how Michael might like to give him a whack with a paddle…I think! Not quite sure. Greg says he would love to get out and pose nude for Black & White magazine. Kate says it’s ok if it’s tasteful art, which is what B&W sort of is. A aerial shot of the bedroom sees Michael & Geneva asleep. Well they were until the loudest laughter from Michelle and Glenn which could be heard from miles away. Hotdogs, Gianna and also Christie have now come into the room. Hotdogs is wondering, since he is going to help look after the animals in the morning, whether you have to spend the same time with them in the afternoon. I think Glenn says it’s about the same. Mike cuts in, Simone wins the $1000, and the third starts. Comm break.

1:12am: Mike tells us that on FNL this week, one or more housemates will receive a strike. Strange. Uplate update now. In the bathroom we are with Dave, Angela and Tim. Dave says that he isn’t into Gianna at all – he just likes to run with the joke a bit. He quickly turns it over to Tim about Kate. Angela asks what about Greg then. Dave says “He’s gy, I’ve told you that.” Angela says that he has said that numerous times and it’s not working. Dave says Greg probably says it about him. They think that Greg is into Michelle a bit though, because he was a bit flirty with her in the spa earlier tonight after he got a few beers into him. Tim starts doing some stretches, and the other two think he’s about to bat off or something. Comm break.

1:25am: Christie is giving Gianna a massage in the bedroom. Hotdogs is talking to Glenn about how much they drank in the reward room. Thye agree that there is plently in there to get hammered. They make fun of Michelle and her pig type laugh. Someone farts, and they all blame MIchelle. Michelle thinks it was Dogs, and they argue for a god couple of minutes. Christie then farts while she is on top of Gianna giving her a massage. It must be really bad. Christie says it smells like cabbage. Thye are talking about whether tonight’s evictees would have got the stage and the crowd and all that. They then talk about Rove. Hotdogs says that he bets Rove hates the show! Mike cuts in and we cut to a break.

1:38am: Dianna is on the line, and wins the third $1000 of the night. Last of the night commences. Back to the bathroom now, where Dave, Greg, Tim and Angela are. Gianna was in there for a second but went out again. David is laughing at what Tim does with his toothbrush. He takes it out of the original packet to brush his teeth, then puts it back in the packet. Hotdogs comes in and laughs as well. Tim starts telling a story about smoking or doing drugs with one of his friends, and in a really funny voice Tim takes off his old friend and says “Oh dude, don’t tell me Dad dude…” Dave & Greg think it’s like Burns, one of their old friends from school too. Back in the bedroom, Christie, Michelle, Gianna and Glenn are talking. Gianna says that there are still a lot of personalities in the house. Glenn says that one is the strongest, looking over at Michael I think. I haven’t seen Dean at all tonight, so I’m assuming he is asleep somewhere over there. Comm break.

1:51am: Last segment of the night. Clue for the last time. Back to the bathroom, still same crew there, and Hotdogs as well. Mike cuts in after less than a minute, and starts crapping on about mBlogging. A trip to the website we go now…how fun. ACTUALLY IT IS! What’s the first link at the top of the browser at the computer they use to show us about mBlogging. BBBA of course! We get to go back to the house. Dave & Greg are having an argument over who bought a loufer into the house. They discuss about whether an intruder will come in soon. They say that when they next talk to Gretel, they should all do something funny. Tim, Dave & Greg are all fans of “The Office” and keep cracking gags about the show. MIke cuts in and tells us that Dean is in the diary room. He says that he was trying to sleep earlier but can’t get to sleep. He is complaining to BB now about how the house seem to be ignoring him now and that no one likes him. Someone from VIC wins the last $1000 for the night. Mike says goodnight, and sends us back to the house for a few minutes. They are still talking about “The Office”. Angela has left, and they look like they are educating Hotdogs about the show. At 2:04am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

Another week of Uplate begins with the credits rolling at 12:04am. Mike tells us it’s fight night in the Big Brother house since the nomination show. Mike recaps who is up for eviction, both tomorrow, and also in the usual eviction on Sunday. Into the bedroom we go, and see Tim talking to Michelle. Tim starts talking about something or other about his personality, but then Gianna comes across and says “apparently I’ve dug myself a grave.” She tells them both that Angela said that about her just a bit earlier. Michelle can’t believe that Angela bitched that much about anyone earlier in the night. Michelle says that they have however both said they will try and start afresh, and Michelle says she is happy to do this. Mike cuts in for the first brainteaser of the night. Back to the bedroom now, and Greg (L) is talking to Michelle. We soon cut over to Michael talking to a group of people, saying he was trying to tell people that Logan was still Logan today. Constance says ‘someone’s feet stink.’ They start trying to figure out who has worn shoes today. Now we cut outside where Hotdogs and David are. Hotdogs says he can’t believe that some people are that upset over an argument – he wonders what people expected coming in. Hotdogs says that when someone leaves it doesn’t matter – they all will get their ‘superstar’ moment. Hotdogs is looking forward to tomorrow night when they get some drink into them, he says the fireworks willbe flying. Hotdogs is hoping to land a TV job out of this – but he says if he can’t he’s hoping like mad that his employer will have him back. David says that it would be so much fun to be BB. He says that they know that a little thing that BB does can cause controversy within the house. Mike cuts in again for a clue.

Back to the house, Gianna is saying “I just want to do the tasks.” She says that the challenge is being locked in a small confined place with spoilt brats (her words). She is talking to Tim, obviously about Angela, and says that Tim obviously is close to her cause they sleep together. Tim says that that is not necessarily the case. Gianna says she would never put another person down in order to make herself feel better. Tim says that he can’t say he’s never done it, but also that he tries very hard not to do it. Gianna recaps to Tim exactly what started it all back earlier after nominations were announced. Mike comes back on with the clue again. Back to the same convo again. Gianna is saying that she doesn’t think she is the seductress, however, she realises other people do. Gianna asks Tim why he was picked. He says he was picked for this conversation right now. He says he can be a prick, but also really listen and be polite when people enter into a conversation. We cut to another convo now. Hotdogs is between both Logan’s, and is saying that he had Greg outside for 15 minutes, and now he had to come inside to hear the other half of the story from David. Angela is wondering if the conga line is the answer to all arguments. Cut back to Tim and Gianna. Gianna says she was soo much happier when they left. Tim says he was overjoyed. Gianna says she knew they never left. Showing her BB skills, she says that she thought that they were watching them in the house ala BBUK. Tim thought that they were gone. Mike tells us the brainteaser is closed. Cut to break with Constance’s eviction number.

12:36am: Nicole from Rye is on the line, and wins the cash. Game two commences. Back to Gianna and Tim. Gianna says she thinks that Glenn will win. Tim says he has a great shot. Gianna says that she has to remember it’s a game. Tim says thats not true. Tim says that you should look at it as a holiday, and your here to enjoy yourself. He says you don’t get dissapointed then. Gianna says she has never lived in a house with more than 4 people before. She says she knew it would be a challenge, but she didn’t think she would be this emotionally challenged this early in the game. She says the twin impact on her was huge. Tim starts saying that he too is isolated in the house, but not like Gianna, because he doesn’t approve of certain people in the house, although he won’t say it to anyone’s face. He says that he was so relieved when they were ‘evicted’, because he could see the argument arupting later in the week if they were still around. And yeh, when they came back tonight, he just knew it would hit the fan. We cut to Hotdogs talking start to a mirror in the kitchen, but he is signing off. I don’t know what he was saying. Mike comes on and gives us all the numbers for tomorrow’s double eviction, and we’re cut to a break.

12:49am: Mike goes on about the teaser before we get to the house. The Logan with the hair dye is talking to Michelle about how bad it is. He tells her that he went to the Diary Room and BB said he will fix it up for him, cause it looks like ‘sauce’ colour at the moment. Christie and Hotdogs are talking and Christie says that she feels sorry for Tim. In the bathroom, Tim and Dean are chatting while brushing their teeth. Dean asks Tim how he is feeling. He says he’s ok, he was ready for it, but now he needs to figure out why he was nominated. Tim says he’s much more interested in their relationship though. After Tim finishes his teeth, he says that he has time for all Nelson, Constance and Dean indvidually. He goes onto say that they both realise that they are guinea pigs in the house, and that an argument in the house literally makes Big Brother money. Dean agrees totally. Tim goes onto say that he didn’t like the 3 together last week, he felt that they bullied the house a little bit. Dean says he didn’t give shit to anyone. He says he gave shit to Christie one night last week when she was speaking crap, but thats it. Dean swears on it. Tim says it’s good that he thinks that, but Tim himself doesn’t agree with it. OH MY GOD, Mike comes on and gives a clue and sends us to a break. YOU PEOPLE ARE MAD!

1:02am: Now, Mike is back, and craps on again. Back to the bathroom now. Constance is brushing her teeth while they are talking. Tim says again that Dean’s and Nelson’s stance last week with Christie was bullying like to him. He says that he knows that Christie is on another wavelenght sometimes, and he laughs at her sometimes as well, but he knows from high school experience that it’s not nice to bully. I’m sorry, but I pressed the back button on the iQ box, and it stuffed up, and I had to reboot the damn thing – so lost about 3 minutes….Back anyway, Dean says that he likes talking more about the outside life then anything about in here, and the best person he has found to do that with is Nelson, and he loves that. Tim says that the 3 of them in leaving have actually become the stars of the show. Now Mike cuts in and Andrew is winning the $1000. Comm break.

1:16am: Back to the bathroom after a run through of Game 3. Dean says that he isn’t going to sit here and say that he should’ve said that etc. He says he is not going to change. He says he is always going to respect someone that says something to someone’s face. Dean goes onto say that he and Kate don’t get along, and that he told her to her face. He says he also told Gianna that she spends too much time in front of the mirror, again, he has no problems with telling people things to their face. Michelle come running in ready to pop a pimple, but Dogs tells her not to from the door. He leaves, Michelle is still there. Dean reinterates that he has told her she looks in the mirror too much. Dean tells Tim that he knows he’s not a saint, because he knows he’s not, but he says you can’t expect people to change unless you tell them. Tim says that he is glad the bushfire has occurred, as Gianna enters to brush her teeth. Dean agrees. Tim goes on to say that it would have been brewing for 4-5 more days and it wouldn’t have been a good atmostphere. Dean says that at the end of the day, when it’s all done, everyone will look back and laugh at it. Tim agrees. He admits that the mongrel in him even took some pleasure from tonight’s festivities. Tim says it wasn’t so much his nomination, but because the three of them came back, and he knew that the fireworks would soon light up. Dean says that from Day 1 he’s been waiting for an eviction, he’s stoked that it’s coming. Tim says that poor Glenn today was screwed, because everyone knew exactly what he had done. Tim says that when he goes to the DR, no one knows what the heck he says. Mike cuts in and gives a clue, then we cut to a comm break.

1:29am: Back in the bathroom again, Tim is saying that he was worried about the group dynamics. Tim decides to move onto Nelson, and says his issue with Nelson is that he constantly calls it like it is and to him he can see that it’s sarcasm in it’s purest form. Dean has left, and it’s Nelson and Tim now, with Gianna still cleaning her face etc. Gianna steps in and says that even before Nelson left, she felt a bit of a change coming over him. She says thanks for that. Tim starts again and tells Nelson that as a group of 3 were very destructive. Tim just keeps repeating the same thing over and over. Someone from Qld wins the third lot of cash. Comm break.

1:41am: Clue is given for the final teaser. Now back to the house. Tim is finishing yup with Nelson, saying he has aired everything he wanted to say. Tim says that the last 4-5 days have just been adrenalun packed. Nelson doesn’t really think so. We leave that, and head back to the bedroom. Gianna and Michelle are talking. Gianna says she needs to do some washing. Michelle says that she should be able to say to Gianna “I don’t like that about you”, and Gianna agrees and wants her too. She goes on to say that they both the type of person to be laughed at, and because both of them know how it feels, they have a type of connection. Back to talking about Angela, and Gianna says she doesn’t trust her as far as she can throw her. Christie has some white stuff around her eye, cream, and asks the girls if they think shes sexy. They start talking about their clevage again. Mike, clue, break.

1:55am: Mike, clue, cut to house. Geneva, Christie and Michelle try to get Gianna, who has her eyes covered, to eat a condom. Geneva goes and shows the chocolate condom to everyone in the room. Nelson is back in the room, so the convo with Tim is obviously over. Geneva asked hair dyed Logan if he would lick it for $50. She goes and waves it in front of Glenn, and he immediately is awoken. Michael doesn’t wake up. Gianna licks it. Lanie wins the last $1000 bucks. Mike asks her if she’s ever eaten a condom, expecting a no, and she says she’ll pass on that question…..OK then. Mike wraps up the show for the night, promotes the pig bucket game, then says goodnight, but sends us back to the house for a few minutes. Nelson is saying goodnight to everyone. Christie and Gianna are getting into pajama’s. Mike says goodnight again, and then at 2:06am Dreamworld says goodnight.