Category: Uplate 2005

12:07am: In the boys bedroom. Glenn mentions it was funny the bird flying in earlier. Dave says that Greg swears a lot. He is asked how many lines he’s done, and Dave replies 175. Dave asks Glenn, and he has only done 25. They start talking about masturbating. The guys can’t believe Tim hasn’t yet. Dean says that if he went through the whole thing without doing it he would be able to get great money from Porn movie people. Glenn says that he said to Dave the other day that there would be a lot of wanking in the toilet, and saucehead had said ‘even in the bed!’. Glenn asks who told him a story about someone shitting on a girls face during the night. Dean says it was him, but it wasn’t shit, it was toothpaste because the first thing they do when they wake up in rub their eye and make it sting. Dean farts in the bed and says he did it out the side, but it still stinks, and Dean says to Dave that they are even now. Dave calls someone Monty, and everyone cracks up. Dean says he finally got a good joke out. Someone shouts out SHUT UP to Christie next door, because she is telling them to be quiet. Dean tells them that one of the first nights they thought one of them looked like the spiting image of John Foreman. It’s Tim. Back after Mike’s rambling on and everyone looks like they are going to try to get to sleep now.

Nothing else happens in the whole show. Intruders will spice it up tomorrow night, so stay tuned!

12:03am: In the boys room, Greg trying to get to sleep or asleep. Cut to the girls room, where the girls (Kate & Christie) are waking up Vesna and telling her it’s morning and they need to get up for school (this week’s task). While this is occuring the guys lights go out and the girls don’t understand why they haven’t got their lights out. Christie and Kate try to block the windows seperating the two rooms with a doona. Christie says she can see Glenn’s ass. Kate tells Vesna that they had a vote while she was asleep and they reckon she should go to the diary room and get 2 AA batteries. She gets up as if to go, and we cut to the boys room where they are all quiet. Back with the girls, well just on Kate now, cause the other two are headed for the diary room. She sings to herself to amuse herself. She is laughing to herself a bit, and when we cut back to Mike it’s implied she is playing with some kind of massage instrument. Back with Kate who seems to be just lying in bed waiting for the girls to return with some batteries.

12:25am: Kate is laughing. Christie says herfeet are tingly. Kate is finished ‘playing’, saying she could do it a 1000 times. Kates says 51 times and she has done it. Christie sings a song about it. Vesna asks where the light is coming from. Christie says the guys, but she doesn’t care. Kate says she is going to go again, and Christie says she will too, but needs some time. Kate says she is ready for rounds 2-6. Christie says that Kate can’t get the grin off her face. Kate wants the guys to turn the light out ’cause I want to masturbate.’ Now Kate tries to shine a light into the guys room.

12:38am: Christie says “imagine what a full root is going to feel like.” Christie asks Kate if they were in the reward room if Kate would try the electric toothbrush. She says yeh. Christie says in the bath though. Kate, very practically, says that that would cause an electric shock. Christie says she has done it before (Heck I don’t doubt her!). Christie is missing spooning. Kate says she doesn’t spoon with girls. Kate wonders if BB will supply them with lunchboxes. Christie wants an LCM, actually maybe thats Kate. They both agree that they are great regardless. Christie starts a round of goodnights off.

Nothing else happens for the entire show.

1:20am: Hotdogs and Geneva are whispering to each other in the backyard. They have just been kissing. Geneva starts kissing him again. She is making really strange noises though! After the brainteaser, they are into it even more. Still Geneva is giving out these weird groins. We go into the house now, Glenn is with Kate. Glenn gets up to go to the bathroom and finds the boys in there, Tim, Dave & Greg. He sits down and Tim says “Welcome to the interview.” Glenn tells them that he is 21 and a shearer. Greg reminds him that the job is an accounting job. Tim says that he wants to ask a question because he hasn’t talked yet, meaning that he is the most important person. Glenn gets the job, but his superior will be Kate and he gets paid in Fleeces. The firm is called Logan Brothers International. The boys say he is highly qualified. Tim says he is going to change his name by de-pol to Logan Tim. He wants BB to give him the application form, but in the meantime he wants to be called Logan Tim. He has an idea of going to the diary room and have a knife and have a bloood rutial. The bolood will be TS (tomato sauce) though. At nominations on Monday they are all going to wear black singlets. We are taking back to the love fest. Geneva sounds tired out! Dogs said he knew she liked the rats tail. Back in the bathroom, Dave says that after being inducted into the family, he should go back to the diary room by himself and send a message to his family! It’s very funny. Cut to Kate who wants to watch a movie, but Geneva obviously doesn’t want to! I think they just got sprung. Kate comes back inside and tells them they must be cold out there. She goes into the bathroom and tells the guys that she heard noises outside. The guys don’t understand, and they conduct their interview with Kate. Back inside Geneva has gone into the reward room thinking Kate is there. Dogs goes inside to the bathroom and Kate asks if she heard noises. He doesn’t answer. Now we’re off to the bedroom with Dean and Vesna. I didn’t catch it, only was on them for 10 seconds. Dogs hasn’t revealed anything, but he’s laughing a lot. Dogs tells them they just kissed. Tiim says “Look at you. You look exhausted!” Glenn reckons he looks relieved. Tim says “so wedding bells!?” Mike cuts in. Back to the bathroom, kate has gone. Dogs says that he thinks Geneva got off. He then says he doesn’t know. Dogs says he likes someone outside. Back to the reward room, Geneva says “it was very good.” She says she would rather come back in here and stay with Kate. She’s a bit drunk I think. Kate gets out of Geneva that she likes her, and that she shouldn’t be in here when she could be spending time outside with the Dogs.

1:46am: Geneva says she’ll always be a spooner. Kate says she should go and spoon Dogs on the couch. Geneva says that he doesn’t want to so she can’t. Geneva says they are on national TV, but Kate stops her using that excuse because she said she would have sex on TV. Cut to the bathroom, Hotdogs is gone, and the boys are all talking about someone the night before. Perhaps it’s all about Kate. Christie is up, and talking to Dogs in the kitchen. They are talking about how the relationship with Vesna has got worse and worse as the week has progressed. He says that the guys don’t know what they are doing because none of them have been living with girls 24/7. He says that he rates Christie highly. Christie says that the task is making her feel like people don’t care. Dave comes out and Dogs and Christie go to their bedroom. Christie is sleeping up on the stairs of the room. She says she can’t sleep on the bed. She again tells her that the task is doing bad things to her. When she got reswapped today she reckons it was harsh.

1:58am: Geneva & Hotdogs are talking to each other again. When we join Geneva goes back into Kate’s room to try to get her to head back into the reward room. Mike pulls us away almost instantly back to a brainteaser winner. Apparently Vesna knows that there was a bit of kissing, but that is unconfirmed. Finally back to the house, Geneva is heading back to the reward room. Into the masters room, Dean asked if the bathtub had bath pettles in there. Vesna says she didn’t like it the night Dogs was in the RR. Dean asks if anyone had the shits at him that night. Kate says she was just funny. Dean tells Kate that she gets to give out chores. Dean says that Vesna is going to get farmhand again. Vesna says she would walk if that happened. Kate says all the boys are getting jobs. Dean thinks he knows what he’ll get. Into the bathroom, Tim is complaining that someone lied yesterday after prized processions to get the toilet paper. Greg is saying that BB came up with a ‘shithouse’ deal for the paper, and they said to forget it.

2:13am: Glenn wonders whether they should push Christie to breaking point so she leaves. Dave reckons that BB is doing a good enough job by himself. Greg says that when she’s alone she is great. Tim just thinks she is very young. Greg says he was really close to her, but her behaviour caused him to just stay away. Tim recalls last night when Christie picked up a ‘beautiful wasp’ (maybe spider?) and she killed it. Dave says the task has changed her. He goes onto say that she probably hasn’t had anything taken away to her before. Greg reckons that if she could do the task again, she would do it differently. He says she is selfish, and yet doesn’t know that she is. Dave says that she said she might leave earlier today. Cut to Christie and Dogs talking, Christie still complaining about the task. Dogs is very hard to hear and BB tells him to adjust his microphone. They think the task will be over tomorrow. He says that within 12 hours of the task being over no one will remember anything anyone did.

2:27am: In the masters bedroom, Greg has joined Dean & Vesna. Dean says he treats people the way he gets treated. I think they are talking about Rachael? Vesna says that a lot of people can tell her sensitive things. Dean says that he also hears a lot. He thinks they are very similar. Vesna doesn’t think so as all. Vesna says she was confused which twin was which for ages. She says that Greg is better looking but she prefers the name David. Greg says that Dave was always classed as the better looking one. Vesna says he is more blokey. Dean doesn’t know. Vesna says that Greg is more fem. Greg says thats interesting. Dean says that there is a lot of engine in Vesna.

2:37am: Greg asks Vesna if she likes winding people up and she says yes. She says she hates talking about boring stuff, but when she is talking about herself it’s never boring. She says that when she’s estatic, and Dean says that when she’s not shes a damn whinger. Greg says that when they changed from Servants to Masters and Vesna was suddenly all nice again and wanted to have conversations etc he really was annoyed. Dean concurs. Greg goes onto say that he know understands (doesn’t like to serve a man for some reason) and thinks she is fine again. But he wants to be upfront with Vesna. Dean says he thought she was the biggest sook he had ever met. Greg reckons that that speech was the most he has opened up in the house, and so Vesna should be proud. Dean also proclaims that he couldn’t understand why Vesna wouldn’t talk to Dean after he hurt her foot. She says that she didn’t feel any compassion from Dean at al. She needed a week to talk to him again because she needed to compose herself. Dean reckons he did apologise a lot. She says he did it with a smirk on his face. Greg asks her why she didn’t tell him. Vesna says she was in a lot of pain. She says that if she had done it to someone else, she would have waited on them hand and foot for the entire time they got better. She says that when she did it she knew she couldn’t exercise and she would start putting on weight again.

2:50am: Still in masters bedroom. Vesna gets a small mirror out of her suitcase. Vesna asks him what movie he has cried to. He says he has never cried during a movie. He says he felt sad during Titanic. They he lists all ones like Rambo etc. She can’t find her tweezers. Greg chucks her some. Greg doesn’t understand why Vesna wants to know what movies he cries to. Vesna says that she has never laughed so much in this place because of stuff Dean does. Greg says that they can’t instantly be best buddies with each other (he and Vesna). He says that a bit of a conversation about his deepest feelings will be enough to have her on his friend for life list. Dean wonders whether he is a best mate. Greg says he’ll be right. Dean says he has put in a lot of time though. Lights go out. They open the door because it’s hot in the room, and Dean says “Oh there is lights out there.” He explains that he thought that all the lights would be out like a normal house. Mike cuts in and reads out different words for the last brainteaser, craps on about hints for snails for a while before someone finally tells him that there is a different brainteaser on the screen. It’s late I spose!

3:08am: Vesna has come over to Greg’s bed to talk to him more. Greg says he is good mates with someone who plays with the Panthers? It’s beeped out. He says he has to check out patent laws concerning Where’s Wally because somone can draw something. I dunno, it involves the internet, something he wants to set up. Greg says that if Vesna is staying in his bed there is to be no funny business. Vesna says he isn’t that lucky. Greg asks who she thinks is the most sexiest. He reckons that she thinks Dean is the sexiest. Vesna says that if she came straight to Greg he would have knocked her back. He says they might have gone ‘steady’ for a while. Vesna reckons Greg has ‘misconceptions’ of herself because he thinks that Vesna knows stuff about them from before they came in. Dean says that they all know that they watched before they came in. Greg says he never watched, he says he watched 3 episodes before coming in. He says that he didn’t even know it was up to the fifth season. At 3:15am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

11.56pm – I join Uplate to hear Big Brother telling Kate to check the position of her microphone – and then Kate herslef exclaiming “I’m not on the pill!”. Bells are rung and the new servants (Glenn, Hotdogs, Geneva, Tim, DAvid) line up. They are going to do a dance. Bell rings again to tell them to start. They clap and slap their theighs in a ho-down rap:

Hotdogs: I’m vesna, I’m vesna, I’m whingy, and moody, and very very demanding

Geneva: I’m christie, I’m pretty, my _________ just shit me (hard to understand)

David: I’m greg, I’m muscly, I really really like sheep

Tim: I’m Dean, and thanks for your help on friday night, couldn’t have done it without you

Glenn: We had it, we lost it, you paid for all our shit, we gave up our items, you pack of fucking twits!.

Very entertaining! The new masters cheer on the rap, and Dean and Geneva give them a handshake and hug for their efforts. Now Hotdogs is talking to Vesna – I think she’s upset about hsi rap just now. He is saying he didn’t mean it seriously. He asks “did you enjoy it?”. Vesna gives him a kiss on the cheek and he says “is that it?”. She kisses him four more times, once on the lips. Housemates are talking over each other but Hotdogs says he doesn’t want another strike. Vesna calls her servant for a towel – she spilt some of her drink on herself. Hotdogs goes to get her one but she exclaims “no no no no!”.

12.06am – Kate and Chrisite are having an argument on the couch. Kate tells Glenn that women are perving on him while he does his chores… they tell him to take his shirt off. They then tell Vesna to close her eyes and in 5 seconds there will be a shirtless 23 year old around. Sure enough she opens her eyes and Glenn walks out of the bedroom not wearing a shirt. They tell him to lower his pants more… then Vesna gets him to unbutton the top button of his pants. Greg says “thats sexual harrassment, Glenn do you feel some sexual harrassment”. Vesna is struggling to see if the button is undone. Christie wants Vesna to shower with her. Kate offers her servant to shower with her and scratch her back. Kate is really drunk and being bossy. Vesna wants Christie’s help – how to drink milk through a Tim Tam. Kate says Glenn can have his shirt back on – doesn’t want him to get a chill. Vesna is enjoying her milked-out Tim Tam. Christie farted but made sure to do it away from the other girls on the couch. The boys, while pushign each other around, accidentally tipped over the washing bucket in the kitchen and there is water everywhere. Vesna laughs and says “ooh noo!”.

12.10am – Kate is now seeking the attention of Dean and Greg. Dean is scared Kate will steal her seat but Greg gets up and she takes that. Greg must be drunk to because now he’s singing to himself and starts doing a dance on the spot. Now he wants to go to bed. Dean says he’s not far behind. Greg sings “all the pussy in the house say ho.. all the penis in the hosue say ho… hooo. All the pissed people in the house say woh”. He is doing jive actions with his hands. Greg asks for a thickshake sometime tomorrow… David says “nooo!”. Vesna tells David to call Greg an A-hole. Kate is chowing down into her food while sitting with Dean. Before the break Mike tells us the alcohol the new masters are drinking was bought by the original masters – ce la ve!

12.20am – Mike tells us Kate said please to Glenn earlier and that is why they were told to do that cheerleading gig earlier. Masters are now in the bedroom, along with David. Dean is commenting to Greg about how great the mattresses are in here. Dean comments Greg has ladies in the house all over him. Back in the lounge Kate and Christie are wrestling over the floor and then start singing with Tim “Its raining men”. They do a little can-can dance. Tim lies down on the ground and Chrisitie and Kate start singing “its raining men” and doing sexy private dances. Ugh! Feed cuts back to boring bedroom because of Big Brother’s crappy rule about copyrighted music. Hrm maybe the bedroom isn’t so boring – David has stripped down to his underpants and is putting on one of the girl’s dresses!!! haha. It’s really tight on him – looks so strange! The boys have a chuckle. Greg tells David to also put the wig on. This is Big Brother: Kate keep your feet on the ground (laughter from the living room). The boys tell David to go into the living room and sing “I am too sexy for this house, too sexy for this house”. Again copyright music so feeds in the living room. Christie is going to bed much to the annoyance of Geneva.

David comes out and sings “I’m too sexy for this house”. All the housemates laugh except for Vesna who screams “thats my dress!!!! It costs me 300 something dollars! thats thousands of cents!”. She goes into the bedroom unimpressed and gets him to take it off. Vesna cools off when she finds the boys went to care to make sure it doesn’t stretch. Vesna says she has heaps of stuff in her suitcase David can wear but not the dress he just had on. Dean is joking to Vesna about screaming “thats my dress!”. Vesna didn’t mean it in a hostile way. Kate tells Glenn to put the dress on… only if he wants to though. Glenn is facing a bit of confliction (it is a word!) and doesn’t know for sure if he has to do it.

12.30am – During the commerical break Kate said please to Glenn again. Big Brother told all servants go to the backyard and comb the sandpit. Hotdogs is finally appreciating being a master – the old servants had to do this three times. Geneva seems to be the only one actually doing the work though – Hotdogs is just watching. Tim is complaining that Kate poured milk powder over the kitchen floor (after they cleaned it just now). Tim is now combing and Geneva says he has pretty toenails (kaay). Hotdog’s bell rings and he says “oh shit”. Glenn is talking about the John Williamson song about beach combers. Hotdogs has gone to the masters bedroom with Geneva to yell at Kate about the kitchen floor. Geneva says “you are a jerk”. Hotdogs isn’t impressed either. Geneva threatens Kate no porridge next week because of this. Dean gets up to see what happened. Kate tells him to call her “woman”. Geneva: “its not even remotely frikken funny”. Tim says its “the new, drunk, agressive Kate… gives away your possesions, calls you a dickhead, chucks milk powder on the floor”. Kate is now lying on Glenn either laughing or crying I can’t tell right now. Oh wait she’s pretending to cry and guilt trip the others but Tim says “you can see she’s laughing”. Geneva sitting on the couch not impressed one little bit.

Kate says there have been other times when they were drunk and she wasn’t. David says “yeah but we didn’t put milk powder on the floor”. Vesna gives Hotdogs tips on cleaning the milk: wet it with a sponge first. Accusations start flying and Kate says they are dickheads: they can’t use the pool because Christie forgot her mic, not because of the masters. Christie is pissed off now! She yells at Kate outlining all the rule breaking the masters have done. Kate screams in Christie’s face “no.. NO!!!!!” and denies it “oh so you got a pimple the end”. Christie says “Kate you are acting like a spoilt bitch… I’m sorry but you are”. Kate explains how she is pissed off about the mic fines and she said she had “her” pool taken away from her. Geneva errupts “YOUR POOL!?!?”. Christie wants to know Kate’s point “yes I forgot my micrphone, if you say people need to monitor, where were you when this happened?”. Kate “was in the fucking shower shaving my legs”. Grr break.

12.44am – Some one went to the diary room to request Kate be locked in the air-lock because she was a danger. Big Brother didn’t lock her in but he did confiscate her alcohol. She also received a fine because she purposely drank a big glass of wine just after BB said “you are not to drink any more alcohol”. What a rebel! Kate is whinging again “oh… because I’m having in the Big Brother house.. he has to take it away from me”. Geneva jokes “you’re too damn sensitive girl”. Kate walks over laughing and trips on the stairs while the other housemates yell “air lock air lock!”. Kate hugs her and he gives her a play bite. She over-reacts and says “thats going to bruise me!!”. She goes into the bedroom giggling at nothing while tripping on clothes on the floor looking for her buzzer. Greg tells her to calm down and go to bed. Then he tells her to get into Vesna’s bed and say to her “too bad I’m in this bed now”. Dean says “goodnight, sweet dreams, take care” and adds her buzzer is back outside. Kate is playing sweet with the boys “ooh… you’re being meeeean”. She doesnt’ want to beleive its outside. Dean says she doesnt’ want to lose it – without it she won’t have any “powah”. Kate tells the boys to “help me and stop being dickheads”. Kate lies down with the boys but they want none of that – they tell her to get up, but she’s not moving now! Kate tells Vesna her mattress needs replaced and her buzzer found. Vesna doesn’t really know why Kate is telling her this “why do I have to be so responsible”.

12.51am – “Big Brother I don’t care” says Kate. Dean and Greg have buzzed their servants to have Kate “removed” from their bed. Kate ends up in Hotdogs’ arms and Kate is doing the sweet girl act again to get him to find her buzzer. He’s carrying her like a baby. He takes her outside saying “we’re going outside… we’re gonna make love all night.. I’ve got a woman”. They don’t quite make it outside… rather Hotdogs dumps Kate onto Glenn on the couch. Glenn finds it funny she has lost her buzzer.

12.57am – Kate is getting into the spa topless! She’s alone right now just relaxing without the restrictions of a bikini top. Dean is trying to get some sleep but the bedroom lights are still on. Vesna is hovering over Greg popping blackheads on his back – ew! Greg wonders if he has blackheads on his ears. Vesna makes enthusiastic noses with every pop. Greg wants a lesson on blackheads – Vesna says “they’re unecessary, they’re just ugly”. She spots one on Dean’s back and leans over to get it out. Dean is is uncomfortable “you don’t know what they are you just squeeze everything”.

In the living room Tim is offering bananas. Hotdogs remembers he put an apple and orange in the freezer – but dammit they are frozen. The talk moves onto fruit and the taste of it before and after being frozen (zzz). Hotdogs recommends bed – especially since some one might have farm duty tomorrow morning. Tim moves conversation back to how annoyed he is about Kate and the milk powder but “it’s above me discussing it futher”. Tim screams “shit shit fuck fuck” as he burns himself on the coffee machine. He says she can’t see how they can fail on this week’s task because they all worked so hard. Hotdogs said this task was just meant to create friction and it has so he thinks they have passed – next week they will have food and stuff but “if we don’t, who cares, we go to staples. The only reason I like passing, because I win”. Tim agrees “I like the feeling of being full rather than the feeling of eating”. Christie emerges full of smiles. Tim asks if he she’s drunk – no she didn’t have any wine, she’s only tipsy. Glenn takes a coffee out to Kate. David has gone to the diary room and says he can’t believe she’s opened up so much – but not in a good way, an alochol fueled way.

1.10am – Mike Goldman gives a really obvious hint that the intruders will be hot guys.

1.12am – Christie has come out to see Kate who is still topless in the spa, clutching her coffee. Christie is wearing underpants that are way too tight. Christie says “you know I didn’t mean the stuff I said before”. Kate says “I didn’t mean it either”. In the bedroom Glenn and Greg are talking about Simpsons quotes. Glenn then leaves and goes outside to replace Christie. He starts singing songs with Christie so feed change. Vesna is in bed with Dean and Greg. Meanwhile Glenn is keeping Kate company – he is lying on the beanbags by the spa saying “you look good” (she’s still topless). They talk about who is putting TLC into the task. Kate says all the other masters are pussies. And sings “heeey who wants the pussies”. “The fact they are acting like pussies would be apostrify S”. She complains she can’t use the pool now because of Christie not wearing her mic. Kate says Big Brother wants them to fight – She brought up at th family dinner she was sensitive to the mic issue – Vesna and Christie are the worst with mics and are sensitive about being told what to do. It’s her conspiracy theory that Big Brother has worked this for the task, and he purposely took away the pool after Kate announced she was going to use it every night.

Glenn says they are trying to take something away from everybody. Kate says the current masters are “stupid losers” and they weren’t much better when they were servants – they were being babies. We find out from Mike she’s annoyed because no one wanted to join her in the spa. She had asked Glenn to go and ask people one by one so she knew the individual responses.

Back from the break there is a special for red nose day. During which Mike accidentally calls David “Gayvid”. chuckle.

1.25am – Dean, Vesna and Greg still in bed. Glenn comes in and tells them they all are pussies (an order from Kate). Kate comes in and tells him to do it again. Vesna isn’t impressed. “Kate, you are my pussy”. Kate orders Geneva to wipe her legs with the window wiper. Geneva accidentally bumps her head on the bedroom railing, falls the group laughing. Kate orders Glenn to pull the bedroom blinds up so she can watch the servants. Kate tells Glenn to pull faces at the other servants through the window. On the other side Geneva is pretending to be in a canoe paddling past the window. All the servants must acknowledge the faces before Glenn is allowed to stop. Hotdogs isn’t looking so Glenn screams out “Dogs, dogs!”. Kate, standing next to Glenn, buzzes him and says “I need my towel pulled up, I need it pulled up!”. So he does.The blinds go back down and Glenn asks if he can go back ot bed. Kate says “Greg is being a faggot, he’s been ignoring me all night”. Dean is telling Vesna there is nothing more to be squeezed on his back, she calls him a tightass. Kate starts laughing with her drink – she has to spit her drink back into her cup and some of it spurts onto Glenn, much to his disgust. He leaves for his bedroom. Vesna is finally out of the boy’s bed and wants to know where the hell her pillow is. Dean says “not me” – even though he was stealing pillows earlier.

She eventually finds one. Christie says “lights out please”. There’s a technical glitch and one of Big Brother’s announcements comes through the bedroom speakers for a second, much the entertainment of the housemates. Kate is topless talking to the boys, and telling them they have been mean to her all night. Kate gets up and pulls up the bedroom blinds, watching the servants. Kate then calls Greg to go and sleep with Christie. Christie agrees and wants some late night spooning. Greg doesnt’ want to do it (lol!). “This is Big Brother, Christie you may not say thankyou, order the servant to clean the bathrooms immediately”. Christie doesn’t even know when she said thankyou. Kate is trying to get into bed with Dean and Greg now – she’s only wearing a towel.

When we leave Big Brother Mike’s plasma screen is showing Christie topless along with Kate pulling faces and talking to the servants through the bedroom windows. Dreamworld says goodnight at 1.37am.

12:34am: Servants bedroom. Not a sound coming from anyone. Cut to the masters room where Geneva and Hotdogs are cuddled up together. Lots of sleeping.

1:12am: Hotdogs and Geneva get up for a spa. Geneva complains that it’s not hot enough. Dogs says that the spa is a good idea, it relaxs you before you sleep. Geneva says it’s annoying not being able to get to sleep. Hotdogs says that Tim hasn’t snored the entire time he’s been in here, but as soon as he became a master he became a snorer. They talk about when the task will finish. Dogs hopes it might be tomorrow (Thursday), but thinks it will be Friday. Geneva wonders how it will work because they can’t lock them in the arena because they will be FNL ready. She says that they might do it during FNL. Dogs thinks they will do it then too. Taken away from that convo so soon after it started for a brainteaser. Still talking about FNL and the teams. They think it might be Masters against Servants. Hotdogs wonders who he would take. He reckons the Logan boys would take Glenn for payback, but then say that Glenn has already been in their twice. Dogs reckons he might win. He doesn’t know who to take. He says he would have to decide between Vesna, Dean & Geneva. Geneva says that Ves would understand if he took someone else. Dogs doesn’t think so.

1:26am: Dogs says that every single week in the house for him has got better. He says he doesn’t have any issues at the moment. Dogs looks forward to chatting to Gretel on Sunday. Dogs reckons if they make it through this week they will have been here for 8 weeks at least. Geneva talks about the twins and how Dave reguards his family so much.

1:39am: Dogs says if he doesn’t get a gig in the industry through this, he’ll go to the local community channel and start out there. Geneva says thats how Rove started. Geneva wants pancakes for breakfast. She wants sour cream with it. Weird combo. Dogs says he wants to try it because Geneva sounds obsessed with it. Geneva tells the story about how they tried it with her father for the first time. When we return from a brainteaser, she is still talking about food I think. She decides to put the jets back on in the spa. Dogs says Geneva is much like him. He says he can be asleep, wake up at 10.30pm, decide he wants to go out, and makes some calls. Geneva says the same thing.

1:52am: Sit their in silence for a bit. Very hard to hear since Geneva turned the jets on. Geneva talks about how when she is working she feels ridiculosly tired, but come the end of the shift she is ready to go out again. Dogs says he would sit around with mates on a Sunday arvo and they would complain about going to work on the Monday. Dogs, working as a manager at the time, says he just put his suit on, would give the best motivational speech he could muster, and be back home and asleep by midday. Dogs says he feels like a 27 year old trapped in a 18 year old body. He loves it. Dogs goes onto say that he doesn’t understand people not having fun in this place. He rattles off all the stuff they will come out with. He reckons the house is a walk in the park. Geneva says that she reckons she will stay closest to Dogs after this. Dogs agrees. She says that they are close because they can have a huge argument and yet still be friends. Dogs says that the time they spend in the house is equivalent to being friends for 18 months.

2:04am: Geneva says that she thinks Ves is immature. Dogs reckon she isn’t strong enough. Dogs says that he values Tim a lot. He is his rock. He says he spoek to him last night when he was all fired up over Vesna. Dogs reckons it would be good to go out with someone else, meaning a double eviction. He says he loves Big Brother. He wants to have a drink with all the staff.

2:19am: Dogs says he is so looking forward to being on stage. He is going to lap it up. He says it will be the only time anyone would ever get cheered like that. Dogs reckons that the golf practice today took forever. They say they had to wait every single hole. Dogs says it was quickest when he and Dave went first. They decide to get out and call it a night. Geneva says she is going to have a shower. We watch Dogs get changed and get into bed. Feed chages to Geneva having a hot shower. She comes into the bedroom after drying off, and is greeted by Dogs havihg a great pick of his nose. Geneva gets into the bed now. At 2:33am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

11:59pm: Out to the spa. Hotdogs, Tim & Glenn in there. Dogs is saying that his dad let him drink from an early age, 15-16 year old. He never let them do drugs, but often there would be 10-30 people at his place on a weekend just drinking away before trying to head out to a club. Glenn starts talking next, saying something about a town where if your not into alcohol you don’t fit in. He says the town doesn’t have a bottle shop, it’s a shop within a shop or something. Glenn goes onto explain a family he knows from this town, the mate has a mullet, always with a hat and jeans. He goes on about drunken rampages in the town. Glenn calls it his home away from home. Tim asks how many people live there. Glenn reckons about 1000 in surrounding areas. Tim wonders what they all do for a job out there. Glenn says lots of farmers. Tim asks if Glenn will move to the city. He says he might try it, but he knows where his heart is. Tim says he lives in the heart of Sydney and he’s sick of it. He says everything drives past his place. He reckons he should get out to the country to try it for a bit. Cut to the bedroom, where Greg is talking to Christie. He says he is giving his mum for Christmas DVD’s full of all their family photos. Christie finds it strange that he never tells his parents that he loves them. Onto 21st talk. Greg had organised two busloads of people to come to the party in Wagga. He says they have a pretty big house. He mentions heaps of spirits, saying they had hundreds of each. Greg says they had 15 pass the parcel games going at one stage. He says it went on for an hour at least and it had adult things to do in them all. He says the buses came back and they went into town to a club. He says he was soo pissed. He had two mobiles that night, one got jumped into the pool, so he grabbed another phone and the same thing happened! He says he had a ********* (drug of some sort) and thats what made him sick. He says he does drugs, but does them in a good way. We are taken back to the spa pretty quickly. Glenn saying in the spa that if he was living in the city he would be totally different. He says he likes it for a weekend, but he couldn’t do it for a long period. He goes onto complain at the time it takes to get to the city on a train or something. Hotdogs says that public transport in WA is great, it’s so easy to get around.

12:25am: Still at the spa. Glenn is saying that he lived in the city he would be catching public transport for half an hour to get to work and be angry. Wheras back in the country, he drives half an hour to work, doesn’t see another car, and listens to music and rocks up to work refreshed and ready to work. Hotdogs says that when he was on the dole they asked him if he was prepared to travel. He said no way, he would have to get up even earlier. He says that he was happy to bludge off the government at 17 years of age. He says he was on it for 3 months. He says that after 4-6 weeks the government workers were really on his back. He says that the government found out that he was working while getting the dole, but he wasn’t. They told him to pay back $3,500 but he kept ringing and ringing the number and….we are taken away to the bedroom again. This time the masters room, with Dave & Geneva. Geneva says that she will find it weird to do something by herself when she gets out. She also says it would be weird for the last 3-4 people cause you would have heaps of time to yourself. Dave says that will happen so quickly. Dave says that they might keep 5-6 people into the last week and evict one after the other. Geneva says she likes that idea. She says at the moment she realises that she has come along way, but there is still heaps to go. They talk about how Michelle would be kicking herself for missing out on the calendar task. She reckons it’ll be really weird to watch it on TV. Dave says he’s really looking forward to it. Dave says his mates would be loving it. He says his flatmate would be using the line “oh my mate is on BB” to try to hook up. Geneva talks about her mum not knowing much about BB would be suprised if she saw her photo in a magazine.

12:39am: They are talking about the highway to get to Surfers or something, and how it’s 4 lanes one way etc. Back to the spa. Tim reckons it’s time to get out. Dave come out as he does. Tim asks who is still up. He says he still is. The lights are still on. Dave says they spent ages in the spa. They all dry off. Tim & Glenn have a shower.

12:50am: Dave & Geneva are looking through the window into the servants quarters. Dogs is lying on his bed but says he’s not tired. Geneva says that she isn’t ready for bed either. Dogs doesn’t reckon it’s that late. He says they would’ve been in the spa for an hour. Dave is trying to tell someone in the other room that if the buzzer gets ‘accidently’ wet, then someone must become two servants. Dave gets some cream, and I think trying to get Christie to laugh. She laughs. Dave makes mention that they are all so tired in the servant room. Dogs asks him how he got his water, and he says that Dean got it for him before he went to bed. Dogs has an expression on his face as if to say he wished he thought of that. We go next door to the servants room. They are complaining that the others are so full of energy. Christie says that their lights don’t go out till the masters are asleep. Greg is acting as if he’s asleep so Tim doesn’t buzz him.

1:03am: Christie is making Geneva laugh at the window. I think Hotdogs just woke Vesna up? Yes she is up getting Dogs a drink. She isn’t happy. Greg too is up. Vesna says she doesn’t care what it tastes like, she doesn’t give a s***. Vesna says they are loving this. She says she wouldn’t do it if she was in their situation. Dave & Tim are now out their watching on. Cut to Mike, but we are back a bit later. Dogs is eating now, and Vesna is cracking sarcastic jokes like “Poor things. You’re gonna starve.” Mike cuts in to tell us that while we were away Hotdogs said sorry, and as punishment, Vesna must now clean out the fridge. Tim says that his meal/drink is very good. Vesna is banging everything on the bench as she cleans out the fridge. Dogs rings his bell and gets Vesna to get him some more Dove chocolate. She does it, returns to the fridge, and Dogs says he might retire for the night. Vesna raises her voice and says “There are starving people in this world, and you just want a little more Dove. You poor thing. I’d give you Dove up the ass.” Greg is standing with the ice cream to put back in the freezer, but doesn’t want to get on the wrong side of Vesna. Vesna repeats the “I think I might retire” line, sarcastically. Dean is now up and puts something in the kitchen quickly. Vesna says she is sick of this task. She is having major trouble getting the fridge fittings back into place.

1:17am: Back with Vesna putting the food/drink back in the fridge. Lights are out in the master bedroom. Christie is in with them. Dean has just done “Itzy Bitzy Spider” They are all laughing their heads off. It was funny. Dogs says he is stil hungry. Dean tells a story about his mates or something. Nothing exciting. Theatrical dancing Christie is doing now. They get Dean to give Christie topics and she dances them. Not funny at all. Dogs doesn’t want to wake Vesna anymore. He changes his mind quickly because she is at the door soon after. He tells her he wants more Sultana Bran, then a two minute open forum on complaining. She goes away and starts getting the meal. Christie wants Vesna to have to talk for 5 minutes, but Dogs reckons 2 minutes will be enough. Geneva says not a forum, a speech. Dogs agrees. Vesna soon brings in the cereal, and goes to leave, but Mike is talking and I think we’re going to miss out on her speech!

1:28am: Straight back from the break. Vesna still complaining. She isn’t liking this. Dogs lets her go. She says on the way out “You can fuck yourselves. Fucking assholes.” She starts crying, and Glenn, Christie & Geneva are up to the blinds VERY quickly and giggling. She is in her bed and starts crying saying she is sick of this shit. The lights are still on. Kate tells her to let it out. Vesna says she can’t handle it anymore. Greg is back in the room and says ‘very tough.’ Kate comes over to console her, but brainteaser winner is on the line. Soon back. Kate is saying how she will go with Ves to feed the animals so she doesn’t have to do anything. Greg says they didn’t think that it would result in her crying. Vesna says she would never do that to anyone ever. Back in the masters room, Hotdogs is trying to justify him pressing the bell. He says that Glenn and Tim have it so easy because their servants would never complain. Tim reckons the only people to take it on the chin have been Kate & Greg. Christie trys to justify why she isn’t liking the task.

1:43am: Christie is on Tim’s bed. Christie is saying that people think she does no work. He says that he said it wrong before. He’s not saying that she isn’t behaving well. Christie says that Vesna is affecting them all. Geneva pushes her bell, and tells Christie to leave. She does. Dogs says now she is in the shits. Dogs decides to get back up. Tim is going to join him. Geneva reckons she would be as good as Kate at the task. Dogs reckons Greg is handling it the best. Glenn says that he can see why Vesna would be feeling like shit. Uplate Update. Back with Dogs and Tim on the couch. Dogs says that Dean has done very well to keep a straight face because he was asleep, as well as being up for eviction everyweek. Tim says that Vesna has relied on Dogs so much in this house. He says that her having to do all the chores has affected Dogs because he is feeling bad every time he presses the button moreso than anyone else. Hotdogs is complaining about the other three in there pressing the button all the time. Tim says that Vesna is obviously very tightly strung. He says that because Dogs wasn’t with her last night, she had to try to talk to the other group. We go away to giveaway some cash. Back again. Tim is saying that Vesna shouldn’t have complained to Dean last night in that room. He says anyone but Dean. Dogs says that Vesna reckons that they knew that the task would be on when they gave Dogs the dishpig chore. At 2:01am, Dreamworld says goodnight.