Category: Uplate 2005

12:28am: Christie is giving Greg a head massage on the couch. Hotdogs is nearby. They are eating something. They are commenting that it is good. They put something different in it or something and Christie really likes it. Vesna comes out of the toilet and Dogs can’t believe that she was in there that long. Greg says she is a guy! Christie hurts Greg while giving the massage, and doesn’t apologise. Vesna is walking around, and then asks where is everyone. Dean & Dave are in the diary room, and Dogs says that they are talking about Vesna. Kate comes to the kitchen to get some water. Dean comes out of the diary room and is laughing. He says that he asked for whatever he asked for, and Dave asked that while they were at the chemist if they could get some hair dye and ‘whack it on the medicare bill.’ Dean tells him that it’s not covered in Medicare. Dave says in a really weird tone “Yes it is!”. They say no and yes a couple of times before Dave says to BB “Anyway, go down there and get it for me.” Dean tells us that BB interrupts saying Dave has a way with words. Dave then fires back in the weird voice “What way with words!?” Dave protests that he didn’t say it like that. Hotdogs says that Vesna should stop looking in the fridge and go to bed. He says she’ll be pooing forever. Greg asks Vesna to go to BB and tell him about her stomach. Ves says she will tomorrow, and that it stinks. Hotdogs tells Dean that she went to the toilet in there room. Dean says that she is a pig. Ves says she isn’t, she has a stomach problem. Ves tells him to stick a pole up his ass, and goes to bed. Dean says he got Mel so well tonight.

Christie and Greg have a laugh, while Dogs says he might go to bed. Greg says he has sworn 7 times today. Dogs asks Greg if he minds getting the blackheads taken out tonight. Rita comes out to say goodnight to all. She has a long embrace with Hotdogs. Greg is trying to explain to Christie that if she leaves the blackheads alone they go quicker by themselves. He turns his head around and Christie says that ‘while he is down there (his head is inbetween her legs)….Kate says goodnight to the three on the couch. Dean & Dave come out of the bathroom and they say goodnight. Christie can’t believe they are going to bed. Dogs says he is going as well. Christie tells Greg that he is staying up until she is tired. They start talking about how BB should supply them with more alcohol so they can have more fun. She says she went into the diary room and tried to explain that the night she was locked in the airlock was a once off – she had never had wine before. Christie says that 10 cruisers would get sweet. Cut into the bedroom. Kate is giving Dave a head massage. Vesna says she was hot last night. Kate says it was because she had Mr March in her bed. Vesna jokes that he’ll come and put her fire out shortly. After Mike does his thing, we are back. Dave says that she should go and see BB about how she is hot. She doesn’t think that would go very well. Dave suggests she was hot because she was uncomfortable with sleeping with someone new. Back out the Christie and Greg. Christie is telling him that he shouldn’t let people take advantage of him. Greg says Timmy loves doing jobs. Christie wonders if they do jobs so people like them. They start talking about Rita. Christie says she wouldn’t associate with her outside the house. She says she starts a conversation and it just goes nowhere. Greg says that it was the right choice though, Heath was only about getting his dick out. Christie says when she first saw him she had a bad vibe about him. She says she felt he was sleazy.

12:58am: In the bedroom, lights out, Kate still giving Dave a massage. Talking about battery changes I think. Christie comes in for batteries and jokes about a midnight eviction. Dave says thanks for the massage and says he is going to go to bed. Kate thinks BB is going to get them to do a cleaning shift in the middle of the night. Dave turns the toilet light out. Dave talks to Kate about his earlier diary room conversation. Dave & Kate talk about the light bulbs that he stole from BB.

1:11am: Christie and Greg on the couch. Talking about the masters/servants task. Greg says he tried to have fun with it. They say that the current task is boring. Christie still complaining about the buzzer and being on call 24/7. Christie reckoned Geneva was trying to be like Christie. Christie thinks there is more to this task, she says it can’t be this easy. Greg reckons they will fail. Greg thinks that they might show each of their confessions onto the screen in the house. Greg says that if there are 4 left in the last week they wil show each other bitching everyone out. Greg says he wants to be in the house, and feel that either way, he’ll be leaving tonight. Christie and Greg both agree that once they get out they’ll both go back to somewhere after things settle down.

1:25am: Greg says they all get bored just sitting round waiting. Greg reckons that a board game would be great. Christie says that they have the bowling alley though. Greg says it costs to much to run to have it on too long because they need two people to man it out the back if it stuffs up. Christie never realised that people were needed for it. Greg talks about a flatmate named Kirsty that he never seemed to have an argument with. He says he came into her and it was just so different. He says he has a good idea of what chicks need now. Christie says she loves the guys giving each other encouragement while they do their weights. Greg says it’s great and everyone enjoys it. He says everyone has got stronger. They are saying that Timmy is going great! Greg says Dean has lost a heap of weight. Christie says that Greg looks heaps better than when he came in.

1:39am: Greg is thinking about life outside. He says he’ll have to go straight back to CUB to sign a lot of documents to write off his shares or something. He says he wants to eventually go back to his job. He says another 2 years, then travel and finish uni etc. Christie says she will travel when she’s 21. Greg says he’ll buy a franchise or something and get someone else to run it. He says he doesn’t care about not knowing what he wants to do. He wants to have a month off and not think about anything. Christie tells him once out of here everything will be planned and it will be go go go.

1:56am: Christie wants to see Greg drunk. She reckons he would be very funny. Christie asks why he didn’t get drunk in the RR. He tells her what was in there and says there wasn’t enough. He says he would rather have a chat in the house than get tanked in the RR. He says he’ll be a disgrace once he gets out. He is looking forward to it. Christie just wants to party with everyone. Greg thinks it’ll be funny with everyone together. Christie asks if he can smell smoke. Greg says they always burn off stuff out the back.

2:05am: Christie says she is missing her friends. She says she is still wide awake. They decide to head to bed though, Greg wants to go. Christie says she has farmhand tomorrow too. Christie complains about someone tucking their bedsheets in. Greg says Rita does that too. They are brushing their teeth. Greg is hoping his skin would go clearer. They comment that this place looks clean. They go into their seperate bedrooms. Christie climbs into bed and hits her head lying back. She grabs a pillow and starts laughing. Dean wakes up and teases her.

Don’t go back to the house for the rest of the show because everyone is asleep.

12:08am: Christie and Greg having a mock phone conversation on Greg’s bed. It’s stopped when Greg farts and Christie is grossed out at the smell. Greg puts some air freshener into the air. Cut into the other room. Rita gives Hotdogs a drink, who is talking to Mel, who she also gives a drink too. Mel asks Rita what she thinks her best feature is. Rita reckons it’s Mel’s eyes. Hotdogs says that he got pulled up by Vesna for perving at Mel’s bum. He complains that Vesna gets mad when he looks at some other girl in the house. He says that she has rules for him, and he says it’s hard. Rita and Mel say that it’s been a long day. Mel says she is stoked that she gets to keep her suitcase. Dogs says he didn’t like it at first, but now he loves it. She says she is gonna take it to the airport and all that. Hotdogs says that he is bound to get a few people ask for his autograph. He says he will sign it with his full name, not Hotdogs. He tells a story about how he practiced one day to do his signature. He says the signature he perfected that day he’s used all his life. He says that he hasn’t told anyone that story in the house. He says that it won’t be aired, but his old friend would laugh if he heard it. Mel asks if the internet is aired 24/7. Rita says she wanted to get a pash out of Shearer. Mel says she isn’t attracted to anyone in the house. She says if people keep asking her she will start scratching people’s eyes out! Mel and Dogs joke that they will fall for each other. Hotdogs says that he has 2 people he is after on the outside. He starts telling the girls about a story where all his mates were at a party and a drop dead gorgeous girl was there and everyone was cracking onto her. He says he didn’t crack onto her, and that left a favourable impression on the girl. He says that they hooked up after a bit of sms’ing and that when they are together it’s like no one else is in a room etc.

Flip to Dave & Vesna. Dave is saying that Ves fiddles with herself a bit. Dave reckons they have heat sensors in the roof. They agree that there are infra red camera’s in the room. Tim is also there. Vesna tells Dave that he stinks. Dave says he knows, and offers to get some spray. Ves wonders if he cares for her. He says that he does when she is calm. Ves says that she isn’t a bad girl, and Dave says that he isn’t bad either. Back in the other room with Mel and Dogs. Mel says she has met someone that she could marry. She says that she also feels though that if she didn’t take this opportunity she feels she’ll become a better, honest person. Dogs recounts that when he was up for eviction in week three he told the house about his father. He says that when he was up for eviction he was so happy to go. He says when he survived he was so excited. He says that someone told him that it doesn’t mean that they like Dogs, rather they hate the other person more. He says he wants to go in a close eviction, he doesn’t want to go with a large percentage. Cut to Dean and Kate who are playing with their hands trying to do weird actions. They both realise that they have troulbe straightening their thumbs. They say they are better! Kate says she is not looking forward to doing the drinks in the morning after Yoga. She complains that she misses out on the shower because she makes the drinks. Dean says he has cold showers everyday now because he knows that he is going to sweat or have chloring on him from the day, so he sleeps in and has a cold shower after everything. Over the other side of the room Christie and Rita are trying to figure out when they are doing farmhand. Christie is getting Rita to do everything for her! Greg says he wants to see her do something herself. Dave says she is good for nothing, and she should do farmhand to prove them wrong. Christie says Rita enjoys farmhand though! Christie goes into her room, concerned that the guys are going to convince Rita that she doesn’t want to do farmhand. She says “their such asswipes.” Greg calls out that she has changed her mind. Christie fires back “I kept her in this house!” She goes to the toilet and says she is proud, then tells Dogs that her box looks hot. She explains that she plucked every hair out today. Christie says she isn’t tired. Mel says she is.

12:39am: Dean is in bed with Christie. Dean tells her to put her blindfold on! Christie says that he is hogging the blanket. He says “Greedy guts, thats all cabbage.” Dena wonders where Tim is, and suggests the diary room. He then comes out with the call of the night, and says “Probably in the toilet.” He repeats it. No one gets it! Christie says she is now tired, and she has to wash tea towels tomorrow. He whispers something to her but I can’t hear it. Christie starts painting her nails! She spills it on her thumb, and they both say that she should go and show Rita. She wipes the polish off the nail to try to get away with the joke of her cutting herself. Dean says that Mel is quiet. He asks what she is thinking about right now. She says sheep. She says sleep is coming her way. Dean says that Sleepers is a good movie! Christie is back in bed after Mike finishes. They say goodnight to each other, and Dean pats her head, and Cabbage tries to do the same but slaps him in the face! Both Christie and Dean say about 4 times each that they are glad to have Mel in the house still, trying to prolong her from sleeping.

At about 2am Dave & Vesna start chatting in bed. Dave asks if she was this figgerty with Dean. Vesna says she can’t get to sleep. Dave says to think of things she can do when she gets out. In typical Vesna fashion, she springs back with “Whats that suppose to mean!?” Dave let a fart out in the middle of all this too. Vesna starts running her hand up and down Dave’s back, before she rolls back over to her side of the bed and calls it a night.

12:09am: Vesna has got up, and has joined Tim who was wandering around the house by himself. Vesna asks what type of bread it is. Tim says the loaf looks terrible. Vesna got up because she couldn’t sleep, and she thought there were more people up. She says she will go back to bed. Tim says he will head to bed as well. Tim says that before he woke up in his room and he thought that all the boys were laughing at Vesna. Vesna asks who, and he says he thinks the Logan boys were leading the charge. They talk about someone farting on Vesna’s face. She says some have simple minds. Tim says that he heard conversations which he would love to discuss with Vesna, but he was too tired today. They promise themselves they will discuss them at another time. Tim tells Vesna how he gets to sleep by tensing his body for 10 seconds and repeating the process over and over. They go their seperate ways and head to bed.

Sleep continues for the rest of the night.

12:11am: Mel says she is not attracted to anyone yet. Christie is trying to convince Kate to make a move on Greg. She says that Greg also is interested in Kate. Hotdogs sits down with them, and they ask him to leave. Christie says she’ll tell him later. Before he leaves, Dogs tells Mel that Kate looked stunning in the calendar. Mel wants to see the calendar. Kate says it’s harsh to expect Mel to come in and be instantly attracted to someone. She says she finds numerous people attractive. They start talking about boys in the shower. Christie says she was suprised by Dean in the shower. She says she looked at a pimple on his arm and she just wanted to squeeze it. Christie says that Kate and herself both think Mel is great. Mel says she thinks she has come out of her shell a bit more today. They start singing. They talk about Big Brother’s voice and Kate says she finds it sexy, but is ashamed to say in case he is married with kids. Christie says she wants to take Big Brother, in fact all of them, out to dinner. Kate says she is a bit scared. Mel says she feels bad if she gets in trouble from BB. Mel says he calls her Melanie instead of Mel. It’s clear that none of them have met Big Brother. Kate says that she was in the DR today and he asked if there was anything else, and Kate said “Yes, I just wish I could talk to your face.” Christie hopes BB has some beers while on the job. They talk about the BB on duty now, but I have no idea if it’s School BB or someone else. Cut to the couch, Vesna asks Hotdogs if he truly likes her. He laughs for 30 seconds, then sings in her face “I love you baby”. Vesna tells him to be serious. Mike cuts in. Cut back and all housemates start singing! Mike jumps back in. Back again, Dogs tells her she is beautiful person but has a bad personality and needs to learn to stop whinging. He says he doesn’t like her in that way, but wants to be friends for life. He says he will be jealous of whoever she is with, but he hopes she gets back with her girl because she speaks of him so highly. He says that when she talks about Dean’s dick he doesn’t like it because he thinks it’s cheapens her. He tells her that they would never work because they both don’t like apologising and they both want their own way. He says that he thinks that probably the whole of Australia hate her. She says that they will judge this on Sunday. They both agree they won’t be going on Sunday. Dogs reckons he could make Week 10. Vesna says that it might be a double everyweek from now. Vesna wants to start talking about how many weeks are left, saying 4, but Dogs doesn’t want to talk about it. Dogs says that he hopes Aria (Vesna’s guy?) understands their relationship. Vesna tries to tell him he has kissed every girl in this house. Dogs tells her he has kissed Geneva and Vesna in weeks 6 and 7. Vesna says he is a liar. She says she didn’t mean to say it though…Dogs thinks she is drunk. Vesna asks if he thinks that she has been sluty in the house. Dogs says not sluty, but permiscuious. Then he says “Shit, I’m talking to a girl. No Vesna you have not.” She gets Dave’s opinion. He says nah not a slut, maybe a tramp though!

12:37am: Still with Vesna and Dave now, Hotdogs gone. Dave says he was upset that Dean went next door, he’s that close to the guy in here. He says he makes an effort to stand at the door of the girls room and say goodnight to him. He tells Vesna that they no longer pick on her. Vesna says she isn’t going to take any shit. Vesna says that he shits her. She says everyone shits her from the guys except Glenn and Tim. Dave says that they just don’t express their opinion. Dave says he has been truthful to her the whole time. Vesna says she is confused. Hotdogs rolls onto the couch, onto the floor, and grabs Vesna’s beer. She says DON’T TAKE IT! He gives it back and she calls him a bastard. Dave is gone from the couch now. Tim starts talking to her about flavours of drinks and tells her he is having water inbetween drinks. They remain quiet while numerous other conversations are going on. She tells him his nails need doing, and explains the process involved or something.

12:50am: Hotdogs says to Vesna that if they fail she will be farmhand, if they pass she will be farmhand. If she gives him a drink she’ll be shopper/chef. Vesna is not amused. (Starting to turn into two weeks ago!) Kate and Dogs start acting out something that they would do at the Red Sea in Perth. He runs to the bathroom to get ready. Christie comes to help him with his hair. It’s wet and now it looks cool. He gives Christie a sneak peek of what he is going to do. Mel wants them to teach her the dance. Kate & Christie say they will soon. He does his entrance and is a bit upset that they aren’t watching and paying attention. He does it again. He says he would come over to the 3 of them at the Red Sea. He says that Christie and Mel are gorgeous, but Kate is the one he wants. Christie does an impression of Hotdogs which is much better! They change bar to the Onix Bar. He says you have to look as if your rich there. He says “I make more in a week than the bouncers make in a year”. He says that would be his pick up line at the Onix Bar.

1:03am: Dave tells Kate that Shearer wants to shear something badly. Kate says she could be a sheep. She says “Bahhhh.” Glenn goes and gets a shearing instrument! Kate tells Mel that Glenn got her to do the Peacock while she was a servant last week. Christie goes to the bathroom. Kate tells Glenn to be gentle. He tells them he will shear them all. Kate does them that she is a clean sheep. Glenn puts a blanket around Kate for the fur. She begins to sing “Mary had a little lamb.” He tells everyone to be serious. He tells Kate not to laugh, you have to be a sheep. He finishes her off by hurting her head. He says that she is happy that she has been shaved.

1:18am: Tim’s turn as the sheep. He picks him up to demonstrate to the Logan boys who are also hoping. Greg hurts him and says sorry. Glenn explains that he is desexing the sheep. He explains the whole process to everyone who are all listening well. Someone asks a question and he says he’ll answer questions later. Tim asks him if he’s done it yet! Greg tells Tim to relax. Mike cuts in!

1:30am: Glenn is shearing Mel now. Rita watches on. He tells Mel he is done. Mel says you have to be rough. He does Kate again. He says that she is a good sheep. He says he’ll have a break now, it’s hard work. Greg talks to Tim and Vesna. Cut to Christie who is telling Dean she has been rejected twice now. Perhaps she made a move on Dave? She says she feels silly. Dean says that if nothing happens within the first four weeks, nothing is going to happen. He says that with numbers dwindling, he says that they bond together so well they have all become great friends, and you don’t want to start a relationship with people who have become great mates. Dean says that when he gets out of here he’s going to be on the biggest high. He says that life will be great. He tells Christie that he thinks of her as a little sister. He tells Christie that she is 19, and she shouldn’t feel silly because she is so young and that they are meant to make mistakes. Dean tells her that she shouldn’t be looking forward to leaving because this is a once in a lifetime oppourtunity, but when you get out it’ll be great. He says they will sit back one day and just laugh about it all. He tells her she has the whole world beyond here and she shouldn’t worry.

1:45am: Tim says that fish tanks should have an odd number of fish and one be black in China. Kate & Greg debate the chinese lucky number, Kate reckons 8, Greg reckons 7. Kate asks how many weeks have they been here. Dave says he’s not Santa Claus. Kate asks Tim how he is, and he says “Good. How are you sweetie?” They laugh because Tim said Sweetie to Greg earlier today. Back to the bedroom, Christie says she is sure she has made a ass of herself. She says Kate and herself were talking before and realised that they were taking everything way out of proportion. Dean says he thinks that Christie would be seen as an absolute crack up by the public. Dean thinks he might be seen as a bad person, which he says is fine, but Christie doesn’t think so. She says that he speaks his mind and doesn’t let people get him down. He says exactly, and that he is looking forward to Sunday. Dean says he is soo tired. Christie talks about the FNL challenge and says she got into the final round again and that the last task was so hard.

2:02am: Kate & Christie still talking about the Logan’s, but can’t work out exactly what they mean. Christie says she doesn’t want to be made a fool of. Christie says she feels like an idiot. Kate says she is going outside. Christie says she is going to. Kate tells her you don’t know until you try. OK, so she hasn’t tried. Christie decides she’ll ask. Mel, having joined her in the conversation, gives her 5 minutes to do it. Hotdogs gives Kate a hug, and tells them BB has been sensational with the alcohol since the intruders came in. Christie says she loves BB. Kate is by herself walking around the pool. Christie comes out with Hotdogs but they sit alone near the storeroom. Kate now comes over and they start singing. Cut to inside the reward room with the brothers. They have a DVD on and are sorting out the headphones. Back outside. Dogs says when he has toast he always wants more. He says he is a little bit tired. Christie asks who is sleeping in the bed in the rewards room. Dogs says them all! Mel comes out and asks what they are talking about. Dogs tells her that they were talking about her. She says she wants to stay here forever. She loved tonight. Dogs tells her she did very well. They tell Mel that Dogs had been in the final 4 weeks in a row. At 2:14am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

I join up late at 11.56pm, Hotdogs is outside with Tim talking about having open relationships in the house. Tim says they try to have open relationships to the degree Big Brother lets them. Tim explains he realised they were getting towards the end of the show when Dean started talking about assigning punishments for fines. He says so far he had been just cruising but now people are thinking about the prize money – he is always the last to know, just like when Kate liked David and the whole thing about Christie and Greg breaking up. He was the last to know all of this stuff. Vesna told him and she’d only been in a week. On monday Tim says the mood changed because they are getting towards the end – it darkened everyone’s mood a little. Until now it was a good time. Christie asks if she can join the boys in their discussion. HDs says it was sorta one on one so Christie goes to leave but Tim insists she sits down and talks with them.

12.05am – Heath is in the kitchen with Logans, Kate, Dean and Glenn. They remind him he cannot go into the girl’s bedroom. The boys are joking about how they “stepped up” tonight. Heath is telling a story about how he flopped his dick out and took a piss on the ground at some random place. Glenn talks about various places he would piss on the ground (ok whatever). Glenn says he’s more reformed after 51 days in this house. Heath says the girl’s coffee is ready but David says not to bother telling them because they’re having a “bloody deep and meaningful”. Heath tells them anyway. More blokey talk that is a bit hard to follow. They talk about SMSing. Melanie says she is a serial texter. Dean wants to know who is with Vodafone. David says he doesn’t like SMSing in the car. Heath talks about how he was amazed at some big cap he had on his mobile phone or something. He claims it gave him 2500 minutes of free time (ahuh sure). Vesna has now emerged with Rita and Heath gives them both a tea. Heath is doing blokey jokes with Glenn about shaving balls but its so hard to follow because its littered with “fucken this fucken that” and heterosexual grunts. I don’t even know what they’re talking about anymore! They mentioned something about a chicken? aah!

12.18am – Heath and Greg are now outside. They are talking about various times they went out and picked up chicks or something – they are so hard to understand. Tim, Hotdogs and Christie are relatively silent. Christie comments its a nice night. Heath is now talking about some time when he drank a lot of alcohol. Greg says in the first few weeks he was docile and wanted to get pissed(?). I’m not sure if he is talking about the Big Brother house. Nope they’re not. They’re talking about a trade. Greg says some of the best nights he’s had in this house were without alcohol – the company as more than enough. He says he they make their own fun and they don’t need alcohol to do it. Finally a smart comment. Heath responds but I just cannot understand what he is saying!!! Very frustrating. Although I do pick up that he comments Glenn gets hyper when he’s drunk and it shows a different side to blokes in the house. Greg says there are times in the house where you go mental – he was head butting walls and stuff. He is relaxed now because he has 3 new people in the house and its good to sit back and watch. Meanwhile Hotdogs is joking around with Christie.

Inside Dean is explaining the story about the bedrooms. He chose a bed on purpose despite two female housemates specifically wanting it. Rita seems to be kinda drunk and is finding Dean halarious. He says Greg and him had this alternate personalities. Dean invented a personal called ‘Danny’ who was disabled but apparently he is not allowed to do it in the house because it’s prejudice.

12.32am – Greg is having a chat with Melanie outside. She is talking about how she is misunderstood as a blonde girl. Greg said he thought BB was playing him to make him crack onto Melanie. He says he was smarter than that and Melanie finds it entertaining. He says he is different from David (oh really?). Greg seems pretty drunk now. He is drunkardly explaining how he was feeling when the intruders arrived. He asks if she was nervous – but he seems to be the nervous one he is talking really fast. Melanie says she was a little nervous because of first impressions. Vesna comes outside and says she can’t sleep, so she lies down with Hotdogs and Christie. He wants a kiss of her but she didn’t see him pouting his lips so he starts egging her on about it. Christie joins in for a bit. Vesna says the weather is pathetic – it hasn’t stopped raining for 4 days. Vesna comments she thinks a bird shit right near her. Greg throws a white peice of fluff on Vesna (unknown to her) and for a second she thinks it is bird shit and shreiks. Hotdogs laughs. Vesna and Christie are talking about an argument they had earlier. Vesna says she doesn’t think Christie is a bitch – if she did she would have really let it be known. Meanwhile Greg is still talking to Melanie about various aspects of life in the house.

Christie says her mum would love Vesna. She says she is an adaptable person and every person she brings home her mum loves. It’s because she’s hot. Vesna agrees. Christie says her mum is a hot girl and has confidence. Vesna says Christie takes after her mum. Rita says Christie’s mum looks very nice from the photo Chrisitie has in the bedroom. Christie says she has been here 9 weeks now and she is not bothered if she is evicted soon.

12.46am – Kate has grabbed the medical kit and some water for some reason. Heath asks Kate if she was surprised he picked her (not sure what for). Kate says she thought he’d pick Christie because she’s blonde and cute. Kate comments that her eyes are really dry because of her contacts. She will show Heath her contacts before she goes to bed. They make her eyes a little bluer. Heath asks “what the fuck is going on with this kettle”. Glenn is talking about the friday night rodeo that happens wherever he comes from. Dean is interested in the betting side and how good the odds are (lol!). Heath and Glenn talk about how great their bookie contacts are. Heath knows some “badass bookies”. Feed cuts to outside. A lot of conversations overlapping. Rita is having a talk with Hotdogs about friends, first impressions and checking out people. Hotdogs jokes that everyone checks him out in the house. Greg says “if you were a girl I would knob you for sure”. Hotdogs then forgets what he is talking about. The conversation moves on to when you forget what your conversation is about… if that makes sense. Hotdogs remembers what they were talking about: checking out the person rather than the personality. Hotdogs says guys look at girls and think about the things wrong with him – but he’s different he only thinks about the good things”. Vesns says that is bullshit – guys don’t always look for the wrong things. Rita disagrees however and says guys will start judging looks straight away.

12.57am – Rita is giving Hotdogs a temple massage. He explains how he went to the diary room just after the intruders entered and explained how excited he was. He also said he would hate think that the housemate would have to vote the intruders off (haha!). He says he wants to get to know you and it would make him a hypocrite if he had to vote them out. Heath comes outside and says “just vote me out”. He starts talking again but I totally cannot understand what he is saying!!! Hotdogs explains how he went 40 days without jerking off.. not really. Hotdogs says he hates cumming with a condom on and especially hates cumming on himself when masturbating – the spiderman. Rita and Heath are amazed and ask “really!?”. Heath says he doesn’t care if he leave the house tomorrow. Rita starts talking about anal sex(?). She says she has a story but won’t tell it just yet. The boys egg her on to tell the story. Heath says he wants to see the dirty side of the nurse. She says she won’t tell because he’s asks her so many times before. Rita says she can do fanny farts. The boys are amazed. Hotdogs talks about how he was going to take a digeridoo into the house. He explains how this girl fanny farted into the digeridoo and he has never used it again. Heath asks Rita if she uses dildos and she laughs and says “oooh” and leaves. Hotdogs says “oh where were you on day 1?”. The two boys make a joke about HT and HD. Heath is doing the usual “I’m going to be myself in this house and say it like it is” bit. Boooring!

Kate is in the diary room telling Big Brother her earlier kiss with Heath during spin the bottle has been blown out of proportion. She says she is not attracted to him. Apparently Greg is not talking to her now because of something Christie said.

1.13am – Hotdogs and Heath are still chatting outside about “fucken life”. Fucken this fucken that can Heath fucken go five fucken seconds without fucken saying that fucken word. They are bitching about Vesna and her whinging in the house. They have an agreement the whinging but Heath says Vesna does not need to be put down by the boys. He says they are out of line letting out all their anger on Vesna. Hotdogs says people in the house pick on the weak all the time but he has been true and has never done it (YEAH RIGHT!!!!). Rita comes outside and she suggests bed but Heath wants to talk about Hotdogs some more. They talk about bra sizes and guess what Rita is. She’s a 14-B. The boys guessed 14-AA. Rita shows off her bra and Heath asks her to pop one out.

1.28am – Most boys housemates are in the living room. Hotdogs says the boys should help him clean up the house tomorrow. Dean is making trumpet noises with his mouth. I’m going to make a personal comment right now that all of the boys are looking very shaggy. In the bedroom Kate is talking to David about school formals. David jokes he repeated a few years in school so they were in the same year. David says she seems very experienced in spin the bottle – like she has practiced behind the shed beforehand. Kate says a little bit more lip from David and it’ll be fine. David asks if they should practice tomorrow after school or behind the sheds. He says if she wants to practice any time she has his number. She says she does and she will be texting. Hotdogs makes a lame joke they are available in room 2BB05. Hotdogs says Big Brother said girls can go into the boys bedroom if its on – “if its on, its on”. David says its ok because Kate needs to teach him some stuff about kissing. Heath has joined in the lame jokes from the boys now. Heath jokes she needs a bit of menace in him. After he leaves Vesna says she thinks he likes her – but doesn’t know whether its attraction or he’s showing his true feelings. Kate jokingly says “shut up!”. Kate asks Vesna what she’s going to do about Hotdogs. Kate says he gets an A in persistance – he just keeps going on and on. Kate wonders if she has ruined her chances with Greg now. Vesna says yeah. Kate talks to another housemate but their mic isn’t turned on so its hard to understand the conversation.

Anyway Kate has noticed Greg hasn’t talked to her too much and in 60 or so days he hasn’t made a move and Heath has been here 2 days and already made a move.

Dreamworld says goodnight at 1.39am

12:36am: Dave & Vesna on the couch. Dave tells them the storm is over, and it will sunny tomorrow. He says it won’t be very hot though. Dave tells Vesna again it will be sunny. She wants to bet 30 minutes of solid kissing on that it won’t be. They stop talking about that, and discuss why they picked Dean to move into the girls room. Dave says to whoever it was (Mel I think) who went to the diary room to get the Ipod. Back to Vesna who says she wanted Hotdogs to sleep with the girls. But the others thought that wouldn’t be fun, so they chose Dean because he doesn’t want to sleep with other girls. Dave says they are spliting the two of them up. Mel gets back from the diary room and says BB said no to the Ipod. Heap of housemates watch Rita do these exercises. All of them are laughing. She gets to 60 and breaks Geneva’s record! They are saying come in spinner, but I have no idea why. Ahh I get it now! Christie stands there and they have to go under her arm and sway from side to side, going left and right of the arm, with their eyes closed. Of course Christie leaves as soon as they have their eyes closed and they just watch them doing it. Heath does 32 and then stops. Christie bangs a spoon on Glenn’s head and he says it really hurt. Dave & Christie play flick each others nose game. Christie gets better as the game progresses, but decides to stop when her nose starts hurting. They start telling the intruders what happens during School tomorrow. Heath reckons it will be hard not to swear, but Mel reckons she doesn’t swear too much. Christie farts and sends it over to Mel who is next to her on the couch. Mel reckons it’s a shocking smell. Christie says that she doesn’t fart outside, it’s just the food. Christie and Vesna go to Dave’s arm and squeeze the zits on it.

1:04am: Dean & Greg talking to intruders about the calendar task. They say it was a great task. Kate chips in now and asks about all the tasks, they go through with them. Hotdogs tells Tim that someone isn’t going to sleep with him, and he should move on! Dogs says Heath is going to move in with him, and Greg will have to sleep with his brother seeing Dean has been sentenced to the other room. Into the bathroom, Dave brushing his teeth. Back to the couch. Heath telling a story to Greg, Dogs, Dean & Kate. Absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Talking about his tattoo’s I think, saying one took 6 hours or something, or a 6 hour session. He says that if you touch him where his big tattoo is, it’s just bone. He tells them about his friend who has one which weaves over his body.

1:16am: Glenn wonders how many battery changes they would have done. He asks Timmy. They are all changing batteries now. Rita wonders how long they’ve been in the house. SHe’s tired. Christie in the bathroom with Greg. She says she is a bit dissapointed. She’s giving him a facial. Dean comes in. Greg says it’s too crowded out there. Dean wonders whether to keep the beard or not. Christie and Greg both reckon that he should keep it. He says he’ll keep it till Saturday. Dean says he is ready for bed. Dean says he is going to stay out of the comotion a bit this week, until the eviction announcement. Christie starts singing the national anthem. Greg says that it’s impossible to have a conversation out there at the moment. He says there is plenty of time for that. Christie says the whole dynamics will change now. Vesna walks into the bathroom with her eyes closed, saying she wants to SEE whats it’s like being blind. Kate comes to check out whats going on as well.

1:29am: Up in the kitchen, Heath, Tim & Vesna playing with tuna. Heath explains that the tuna is packed full of protein, so he should have half a tin before the workout, have the workout and then come and have the rest of it. He says it’s important to have protein after a workout. Vesna says she was really into protein and gym stuff back in her day. Heath has some tuna that Vesna has prepared. Back to the bathroom. Kate says that she thinks the girls will be great together. She says the new ones aren’t the bitchy type. Kate reckons they are good choices. Kate also says that Heath is a good choice. She says she is not attracted to him, and wouldn’t kiss him. Christie says the original boys are hotter. Greg says that Mel said they were all good looking when she came in, and they were shocked by that. Christie reinterates what she is doing with his face. She tells him to keep it on to sleep. She tells him to start putting sunscreen on his lips. He agrees.

1:43am: Glenn tells them that it seems everyone is from Victoria. Greg things it’s call that people in here have friends who other people in here know. Dogs has a look at Mel’s photos. Glenn is telling a footy story. Mel says she went to China a couple of weeks ago and saw the V8’s and has photo’s of it. They talk about Shanghai’s city life and how good shopping is etc. Mel says she is exhausted and is a party pooper. Greg and Glenn tell her that there are tired too. Glenn asks where Melanie goes swimming down at Phillip Island. Mike cuts in.

1:55am: Heath is talking to Kate. He says they don’t know how long they could be in here for, they were told they could be out tomorrow. He reckons that he is a bit of a pyschic or something. He says he’ll tell Kate some things if he sticks around for a while. He says the house is great, but so small compared to what he thought. Dogs in the background says that he is not going to talk to Vesna for 4 and a half weeks. 30 seconds later, he has spoken to her after giving Kate a kiss goodnight. He goes and gives Vesna a big kiss. Glenn wonders if he should join in. Vesna wonders what they are doing in there (boys bedroom?) Glenn says that he and Mel can catch up on Phillip Island over summer, they start talking surfing. Glenn tells Mel that he hasn’t seen family for ages, saying he started, about a month before he came in, going around Australia with a best mate.

2:08am: Someone wants to play spin the bottle. Dave recounts that when he and his brother swapped with each other they both got a night to play spin the bottle. He explains how hard it was to exchange so much information in such a short period. He explains that they had a fully stocked fridge though, and that they got about a minute or say of daylight a day within the isolation room. Cut to Hotdogs and Greg. Dogs says that he thinks Dean might clash with Heath. He goes onto say that Heath had definately been watching, because as soon as he walked in and sat down he was spinning out cause he was in the TV in actual fact. Heath comes in and asks about the lights, and Dogs asks him to turn the lights out! He asks about the split room now. Greg says it was so much better when it was an open room. Heath asks about the showers. Dogs says he hates it, he has gone from 3 showers a day back home to one every couple of days. Greg says that he should try and get up and have a hot shower every morning.

2:20am: Heath talking to Dogs and Greg about body muscle and weights etc. Heath says he wasted 2 years of his life knowing everything about weights and muscle etc. Heath starts talking about one of his mates who has a huge back or something. Absolute rubbish conversation. He’s fully into this protein crap by the sound of it. Finally cut back to Dean, Christie and Mel. Dave is there too. Dave asks how she got the call. Dean says not to answer it. She is in promotions, through heaps of agencies she says. She says there is heaps of work. Turns out she was in China for work purposes. Christie asks if Michelle was talking about a V8 competition. Mel says you win heaps of stuff. She says a lot of the people just don’t have their head on their shoulder. Dean tells about another comp that his housemate runs yearly. Mel says she loved China. Dean reveals he is half Croation. Christie says she is from Mirisa (sp?). Dean says she is full of shit. Christie says that she wants the Ipod. She says they are suprised that they came in so late, but there are only four weeks left. Better thing again guys, there is more than 4 weeks. Dean says that Sundays are good, he says he likes when people get evicted. Christie says Monday’s aren’t good. Dean asks Christie if she farted again. She says yep. Mel says she is going to call her cabbage as well, she says she wasn’t totally sure they would smell that bad but they do. Christie and Mel go into their bedroom and talk sunglasses. Dean comes in and asks to swap beds because he wants to get her pissed off. I suppose it’s Vesna. At 2:35am Dreamworld says goodnight.