Category: Uplate 2005

12:00am: Kate is in the bathroom. Her bell rings and she must report to her master immediately. Glenn wants a massage. Dave & Tim are on their luxury beds and ask Kate if she is jealous. She says she isn’t really. Tim & Dave get up and pull the blind up to see the slaves room. Greg talks to them through the wall. Tim says to him he’s feeling a little tense. He decides to press his bell, and Greg must report to his master instantly! He asks for how long her would a massage. Tim says 10 minutes, and they begin. Dave lies on his bed and says that the bell holds so much power. Big Big Brother tells Kate that her master is lying on his microphone. Kate takes that to mean she must remove it for him, and she does. After Mike talks to Rachael, we are taken back to the house where Geneva has started giving Dave a foot massage. BB tells Geneva she can’t do that. Dave rings the bell because the cream is still on his foot. Dean comes running. He says he will do it for sure. He goes and gets some gloves to do it! While away, BB picks up that Dave said to Dean ‘sorry’, and therefore after the foot rub, Dean must tell Dave a bedtime story. Everyone cracks up. Soon after, Geneva and Hotdogs call their masters for a massage as well, and everyone is now in the room. Dean finishes the massage after being told to take off the gloves, and sets in for a bedtime story. He begins by saying that there were two twins from Wagga Wagga, one was great and one was a bit crazy. Dave, thinking he is the crazy one, immediately rings the bell and demands a drink. After that, Dean continues the story, which is sounding pretty funny, but Mike pulls us away for a commercial break.

12:26am: Greg is sitting down about to tell Tim a story. However, Tim keeps ringing the bell telling him to straighten the sheets, uncover the microphone, and finally, to bring a chair in so Tim can see him. On his way back, he is also asked where Vesna is. Vesna is in bed, and Dogs decides to get her up. Kate is called into the room to make Glenn laugh, and Christie soon turns up and they start making really funny actions that has Glenn laughing his head off. Tim buts into his story to clarify something, and Dean walks in to talk to Dave before we go to the commercial break.

12:40am: Greg is hopping up and down while finishing off his story. He is saying about how Glenn knows his weakness. He finishes, and Tim then asks him to go and tel the servants that he is the least loved by his family out of the twins. Geneva says that they should get Christie to kiss Kate. Greg leaves and doesn’t shut the door, prompting Geneva to ask “does he live in a tent!” Christie comes to their door and Geneva says “can you please be quiet”. Christie goes back and says that they want them to be loud. BB tels Geneva she said please, and that the servants lights will come on a half hour earlier now. The masters say that when their lights go out they will ask the servants to all be quiet so they can get to sleep.

The next block we don’t actually go to the house. We do, but Mike is talking through it the entire time reading out the rules. What I could gather was that Christie had to come in and sing “Rock A Bye Baby” to the servants. Geneva says please, and BB announces the servants lights will go out another half hour earlier. Dean is next called to recite the spider nursery rhyme.

1:05am: Christie is sucking Geneva’s toe, but is told now to go back to bed. She tells Dave to “f*** off” on her way out. She gets almost back to bed before she is called back to apologise to Dave. She gives a bad apology, so Geneva tells her to do it with feeling. She does well this time, and Geneva tells her that she can go to bed now. Talk turns to the seven deadly sins. They can get 5 of them but are stuck. Hotdogs asks if Greg would know. He then says “we’ll find out” and rings the bell. Dean is also summoned. Vesna knocks and asks Dogs if he wants 8 or 9 of something. He says 9. Dean and Greg don’t get one more, but they still only have 6 of the 7 deadly sins.

1:16am: Vesna is in the kitchen cooking for Hotdogs. Lights are out in the masters bedroom. Vesna is ready to bring the 9 chips into Dogs, but she drowns them in oil first and makes a nice sunshape out of them and puts barbecue sauce in the middle. Dogs isn’t impressed with the oil, and tells her she must place them beside her bed for the duration of the night and not speak another word for the rest of the night. She goes back to her room and tells the others. Dogs hears her and rings his bell. BB also calls her to the diary room as we are taken to the break.

1:28am: Christie is waiting to go to the diary room. We go to the masters bedroom. Everything is quiet, but after a while one of them laugh at what someone said next door. Complaining about them. We cross to the servant room, and Vesna is saying that she doesn’t want to play childish games. Greg mainly, and also Dean, are saying that she must have known what she was getting into when she signed the contract. She says she had seen past series but still just thought it would be different. Greg says he knew that he was a guinea pig, and he can only get angry at himself because he signed on the dotted line. He says it’s not BB’s fault. Christie returns and says that her stuff (makeup?) is gone for good because she forgot to pack it. She says she is going to turn into a fat slob now.

1:42am: Vesna still complaining. Dean having a real go at her now. Dean tells her if she is hating it so much she should leave. She starts having a go at him saying that from the moment she arrived she has been told “nah you don’t need that”. She just wants to complain and leave it like that, she doesn’t need people to say poor Vesna. She just wants to be able to complain. Greg says it would be funny if someone got called to do something now. Dean says it would be so funny on the other side. Everyone in the masters room are listening near the window lol. Glenn calls Kate in, he wants water. Kate says she is loving this task, she is laughing a lot. We cross back to the other room to find Christie talking to Dean, but at 1:52am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

12:55am: We join the housemates in the bedroom. Like as if Kris Noble was waiting for us to cross, he announces to the house, or more specifically Dean & Hotdogs, that there is to be no jumping from the spa to the pool. In the bedroom, Vesna calls Greg over to feel his boobs. Vesna tries to read Greg’s shirt, she can’t understand it. She reckons the guy on it looks like he is touching his balls. Vesna asks Greg if he would take her to the reward room. He says “Yeh sure, If I could get a root.” Cut to the bathroom where Geneva & Kate are brushing their teeth. They seem to be laughing a lot too. Geneva seems to be putting Mousse or some product like that into the toothpaste tube as a practical joke. Actually it’s shaving cream. Kate says that this is going to be great. She asks Kate if it’s wrong of her to be angry at Hotdogs for something he did earlier. Kate says that she thinks that he can’t understand why you (Geneva) would be so happy for him. Geneva goes onto complain that Hotdogs, as the dishpig, hasn’t done the dishes even after multiple requests. Greg comes into the bathroom and tells them that Hotdogs really hurt himself near the spa. He reckons that half his body landed in the spa, half out. Geneva says that Greg got a lot of colour today. He asks if he’s any hotter. She says no. Greg asks if the girls are going to bed. He wants to try to get everyone to bed soon. Kate says that Rachael really wants to keep everyone up! He asks why, and Kate says ‘to shit everyone.’ Greg can’t believe it. Greg finally realises what Geneva has been doing, and they have to fill him in on the joke. Greg gets his toothbrush and smells it. He reckons it doesn’t smell right. Kate laughs and smells it and says it smells like soap. Greg reckons Glenn did it. He washes it. He gets Glenn’s and does the same to his. Kate says that she reckoned her’s smelt like soap but Geneva thought she was paranoid. He puts Glenn’s toothbrush back, but Kate points out that you can see the soag. Greg disagrees, saying “he won’t see that, he’s too dumb.” Christie enters the room and can’t find her toothbrush. She doesn’t look in the best of moods. Dean enters shortly after and he looks like he is really in a ‘good’ mood. He gets Kate wet and then trys to do the same to Greg. Christie starts blaming Greg that has stolen her toothbrush. He says he swears he didn’t, and when Christie goes outside to confront everyone, Greg asks Geneva if she did something with it. She also swears she didn’t touch it. Cut to Dean is the bedroom who is absolutely naked. BB tells him he’s not wearing his microphone. Another 5K bites the dust. Hotdogs calls Vesna a whorebag, and says he is waiting for Dean. He doesn’t have anything on either except a shirt. Besna says that Hotdogs can go and get f*****. Vesna tells him not to come and sleep with her tonight. Hotdogs, very drunk, says he is going to sleep in the rewards room instead. Hotdogs and Dean go back the reward room. Hotdogs wants to make coffee for them both. Dean grabs some Tim Tam’s and sets up Conan the Barbarian or something on the DVD player. Hotdgos asks him how to make the purculated coffee. Dean says he will show him, and Dogs fires back “Nah I wanna make it.” Dean laughs. Whats funnier is that Dean has a look and doesn’t even know how it works.

Back after Mike does his stuff, and Greg is complaining that Rachael wants to make noise in the bedroom when others want to sleep. He says that everyone agreed on Wednesday that if people were to make noise they should leave the bedroom. Rachael finally says that her and Vesna will leave the room. Rachael gets really wound up and Greg can’t believe that she has started an argument from his comment about how he heard that she wanted to keep everyone up tonight. By the end of it Greg is laughing and Rachael seems satisfied and back to her calm self. She is called to the diary room, but she has no idea why. Kate asks Glenn if he took Christie’s toothbrush and he says “I didn’t touch anyone’s toothbrush.” Vesna says that Kate has a lot of clothes she hasn’t seen. Kate says she has worn almost everything. Vesna tells the guys that they haven’t worked Rachael out yet. She says the more people bite, the more Rachael bites back. Kate recounts the earlier conversation in the bathroom. Dave comes in and says that Rachael just told him that he picks his nose a lot. He says he fired back “You talk a lot…now get back into that airlock.” It gets a laugh. Greg, having lived in the house for 40 nights now, asks the dumbest question I’ve ever heard. “What’s an airlock.” His brother explains it’s the room inbetween the two doors of the diary room. Christie raises her voice and tells everyone that someone has done something with her toothbrush. Glenn owns up and says she put some stuff on three of them, but then says that someone else went along and perfumed them all. Christie says she wants to brush her teeth before bed. Geneva says she should go and ask the guys in the reward room. Greg says she can borrow his. She says she will buy one when she becomes shopper chef (LOL! Christie cooking all meals) Greg and Christie are on the same bed holding hands. Christie reckons someone put it in the toilet, and wonders how people can be so cruel. Another quote of the night from Christie is “someone has framed me.” Rachael comes over and says she has to apologise to Greg for saying that she would throw something at Greg’s head LOL. Rachael isn’t sure if Greg thought that their argument just before was mucking around or for real. They both agree they thought they were mucking around. Greg accepts her apology, and Christie asks for a hug!? Greg says there is no reason for a hug. Greg says thanks to BB! Christie tells Rachael that either Timmy or Glenn stole her toothbrush. Rachael immediately questions “Timmy” and he launches into his self defence saying he would never do that

1:28am: Vesna is telling Geneva that she thought for a long time that Geneva didn’t want her in the house. Vesna says she didn’t talk to anyone because she was trying to suss everyone out. She says that Dogs was the only one who went out of his way to make her welcome. She says that Tim is a bit scary. She tells Geneva that sometimes you click with people and then you don’t, and that you beat yourself up over it. She is obviously talking about her recent argument with the Dogs. OK perhaps I’m wrong because Vesna reveals that the two don’t ‘click’. Geneva says they do, and then says that she didn’t click with Kate in the start. Vesna says it will take time. Geneva reckons they are similar that many of the other housemates. Vesna is unsure, saying they are very different people. She says they have similar family issues (Geneva doesn’t get on with her mum, Vesna doesn’t with her dad). Vesna says that she got the felling from Geneva that she didn’t like her. She says she didn’t like Rachael!

1:45am: Still with Geneva and Vesna. Geneva says that she isn’t needy. Vesna says she is one way with others and another way back to Vesna. Geneva feels that she makes too much out of the talking behind people’s back. She says that in this environment you have to talk about other people in here. Geneva says she was a bitch to Rachael and she wishes she could take it all back. She says she has never said anything bad about Vesna, the only thing she has said about her is that she thought that Vesna didn’t want to get to know her. Vesna says she has been in here for 2 weeks and still the only person in here that will talk to her is Hotdogs.

1:53am: Still there. Geneva is telling Vesna she thought the guys would be different, in that they would be more hot blooded. She says it’s as if they are bored. Vesna tells Christie that she smells nice. Christie says she is really shitty cause she is tired. Geneva and Vesna talk about how good Kate’s hair looks. Vesna and Christie talk about what they should do with Christie’s hair on Sunday. The girls watch Rachael running around the room. Geneva asks Vesna a series of questions about ADD. They come up with the opinion that you aren’t born with it, it’s developed because of the way your bought up, and a sign of bad parenting.

2:07am: Vesna is playing with Christie’s skin on her back. Christie launches into a rendition of “I’m Sandra Dee”. Mike cuts in cause they are singing and we don’t return to the house before another commercial break.

2:19am: Geneva has knocked on the reward room door to tell Hotdogs to do the dishes. Geneva is peeved. Hotsogs can’t believe she is still asking them. They decide to go out and do them now. Dean goes to the toilet, and once out, Hotdogs says for Dean to have a bath and he’ll go out and do them. Dean says ok after a bit, but before Dogs goes, he says to him with a hug that he couldn’t think of anyone better to spend the weekend with. Awwww. He comes back out to the house and falls onto the couch. Geneva goes to the diary room. Dogs goes over to the girls who are doing some exercise on the dance floor. Vesna tells him that she isn’t talking to him for his earlier comment. Rachael says “Your in trouble!” Dogs drops his pants for some reason while the girls carry on with their dance. Dogs drops his pants again right up close to Vesna. They walk away from him, but he keeps talking. The girls go to the bedroom to get heels on. Dogs jumps on some beds, and then says really drunkily “Guys who wants to do the dishes with me.” He tries to pull Tim up, then Rachael, then asks Vesna again. She says no way, ‘you called me a whore.’ Hotdogs quick as a flash says he said ‘who are’. Dogs cracks it a bit and says “If thats the way you want to be it’ll be very easy for Dean and I on Monday”. Harsh. Vesna says she isn’t allowed to talk about that. Dogs falls down again, but says “that was pretty cool but.” He says to Vesna that she can’t be angry with him. She tells him to say sorry. He says sorry. She says back ‘you just want a root.’ He says sorry for everything with the help of Vesna prompting her, but then decides to touch her boob, so he’s back to square one there. She tells him not to touch her ass. He says “It’s so big I can’t help myself.” Vesna says he is digging his grave deeper.

2:31am: The girls are doing the dance routine in the bedroom. They tell Glenn that BB doesn’t want to watch it because he wouldn’t let them in. They also tell him it’s from Carmen Electra’s DVD. Rachael says that Dogs is just chucking the dishes in the water and then putting them in the hack. Greg says ‘he’s a bit drunk isn’t he.’ We see Dogs in the bottom corner of the screen with his jeans down at his ankles letting everything hang out. (Anyone remember the night Hotdogs lost the million dollars?!) Rachael decides to go and tell him to do the dishes properly, but she walks out and runs back into the room saying “he’s naked!” The girls go out and check out his ass. Tim goes to help him out. The Logans both come out and whack his ass with tea towels and towels. Lovely, it’s the one Tim was using to dry the dishes. Tim realises that they have no clean tea towels left now. Dogs lies on his bed for a sec, then gets back up and heads out to the kitchen, but grabs Glenn’s nuts on the way. He gets really pissed off and tells Dogs to never do that again. He says it at least 5 times, and he says he is dead serious. They shake hands, but Glenn has had enough of him. Dogs digs his grave deeper by saying “Oh, did you have your willie touched…” Glenn says “F*** off. I don’t wanna talk to you. F*** off.” Cut to Vesna out in the kitchen who has heard it all. She calls Dogs out to the kitchen, but then goes into the bedroom to get him. Dogs finally realises that he’s really pissed him off, and doesn’t want to leave the room without patching things up. Glenn tells him to go and do the dishes. He finally leaves and we are taken to the reward room where Dean is in the bath.

2:44am: Dean has made his way to the bedroom. He says if he had another 12 beers he would be right. He says they don’t give you enough. Greg says he can’t believe that Dean stayed on the board for soo long in FNL. Dean says goodbye to everyone, opens the door an inch to leave, and we hear Vesna giving Dogs a barrage. She says “you clearly don’t know an f***** thing about me.” Dean goes out to help them wipe up. Everyone heard it in the bedroom. Rachael almost went out to the kitchen, and Dave lays into her saying she just had to stick her nose in. She says when she hears another female upset, she needs to help. Dean having only heard the barrage from Vesna says to Dogs in the kitchen that he doesn’t need to hear that. He says that they are in the rewards room but still doing the dishes. Dogs is fuming, saying he’s going to go in there (bedroom) and tell some people some things. They both agree they will forget about it till tomorrow after breakfast. God work from Dean there. Geneva has come out, and Dogs says with a raised voice “Pathetic people in this house act pathetically.” Dean says the bath was good, but he says he thought that he better help with the dishes cause he says he knew no one out here (house proper) would help him with them. Geneva heads to the bathroom and finally finds Vesna and just hugs her. She starts crying, saying that she never said anything bad about him, and yet he launched into her saying all bad things about her. Geneva says she didn’t really hear it, only that she was starting to get upset. At 2:52am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

I join Big Brother uplate at 11.55pm. Christie and Geneva are on the bed talking about the boys. Rachael notices how clean the toilets are, and how disgusting the toilet brushes are… the’yre revolting there is shit on them. Christie says she did a big poo today. Rachael announces she did a small poo just now, and sprayed air freshener so it doesn’t smell. Christie just poured a whole lot of Red Bull on herself accidentally. She says she burnt her nipples (in the sun) and gets the girls to check them by touching them. Rachael borrows some of Geneva’s moisturiser. Rachael says if she’s still in on Monday she’s going to ask Big Brother if she can swap her perfume for moisturiser. Christie has a bit of trouble putting one of the boy’s shirts on. Rachael goes on to talk about how she cleaned the toilets so well today. She leaves the bedroom with Geneva while still explaining how there was shit on the top of the toilet seat. She wonders how that got there. Geneva sits down with the boys while Dean talks about “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”.

12.05am – The housemates are playing a game guessing names of people and movies. The coversation is being dominated by Dean, Glenn and David (when is it not?). Rachael is trying to butt in occasionally and Hotdogs is just silent. Greg is talking abotu winning some coversation, swearing a lot. Feeds back to the bedroom and Christie and Geneva are continuing their conversation about people in the house when Christie wonders where people have hidden their Mars bars. Geneva thinks they would so get away with stealing Mars bars this time around. Geneva hates how there are restrictions on what chocolate they are given. Christie says tonight she doesn’t give a fuck about Greg. Geneva says they need each other and they need to just get through to each other just a little bit more. Geneva wonders why she is still here. Christie says “its not my fault the housemates hate me but Australia loves me”. They both cheer to that with their drinks. “Its just cos I’m great and I’m fine and… I don’t know”. “I just can’t wait till Sunday night, I honestly cannot wait. Honestly I cannot cannot wait”. Geneva wishes they had makeup and alcohol to go with it. Christie and Geneva start determining how much vodka are in their drinks.

The following blocks seem very short but Mike Goldman plugs SMS numbers so often now its impossible to see an extended block of footage.

12.09am – Hotdogs is having a drunken D&M with Vesna. They start hugging and giving each other pecks on the check. Vesna whispers something into Hotdog’s ear but its not picked up by the microphones. Hotdogs talks about hollywood stars and how they were nude models to fund acting school. Big Brother tries to censor it but misses it completely. Some of the housemates go back to looking at the calendar and Hotdogs says he loves it so much.

12.19am – Housemates are still looking at all the photos from the task. In the mids of the conversations over-lapping, Glenn talks about some mothers buying the calendars outside the house. Christie starts singing copyrighted songs so Mike Goldman comes on to try and sell ringtones… again.

When we return Tim is sitting down next to Rachael and she gives him a very sexual “hello”. She goes to talk about all the punk makeup on him. They turn onto David’s photo and they all comment its the most “you” he’s been in the house. Geneva goes on to explain her photographing angles to capture David’s shiny-ness. In the bedroom Glenn is cosying up to Vesna. They are lying on a bed together and Glenn says its been a very good night – but he’s upset Vesna is feeling sick. She thinks its because of mixing the food with chocolate. Greg comes in and Glenn comments on how Greg had his first wank tonight. Greg says it only lasted 45 seconds. Glenn leaves Vesna alone in the bedroom.

12.34am – Kate is sitting next to David. Dean is joking about how Kate looks when she’s “pissy”. Kate laughs and tells him stop. Apparently she is wearing a wig. Kate jokes about the “girl” in Ace Ventura. Kate is talking about all the baby oil she rubbed on David for it. The girls are looking at the pictures of Glenn and his tan lines. Geneva asks Dean if he became a rock star would he get a tatoo on his arm. He says he’d get a huge one. Christie is talking about how her chest would get her far. They start talking about how one of the housemates in the calendar looks like Pauline Hanson (the BB censors aren’t very good at bleeping it out).

12.45am – The calendar is still the centre conversation in the Big Brother house. Christie and Geneva are gossiping silently. Geneva is counting how many people she’s hooked up with in the calendar. Rachael and Tim are finally left alone together and talk about the calendar. Rachael says its cute he’s left the fake tatoo on all this time. He says he likes it. Rachael says one of her eyes is half open and the other closed… she looks weird. Tim says everyone else is so sexy and limp… at least he has some action. Rachael says its funny she is after Tim in the calendar. Tim says he took this shot (looks like Hotdogs maybe). He is glad how the photo turned out.

12.57am – For some reason Hotdogs has hidden the calendar from the rest of the housemates. Apparently Christie threw something at Rachael and it has pissed her off. Christie said it was just for a joke and Rachael should fart him her face as payback. Christie gets changed and looks grumpy. Kate is in bed with David and Dean. Geneva is lying around with Glenn, with idle conversation about how Chrisite is quiet tonight. Tim is talking with Greg, Hotdogs and Christie. They are joking about having a gangbang tonight. They tell Tim to think with his dick, not his brain. Hotdogs jokes about all the good things his brain has done – protests, dungeons and dragons, atari.. and then think of all the good things yoru dick has done for you. “Where has your atari got you?”. Tim says “all I can say it real estate takes time to kick in”. The three of them are now pressuring Tim to go make a move on Rachael. Hotdogs says he had his first kiss tonight now he needs to have his first root”. “This is your chance to make her feel special”. Tim speaks a Spanish metaphore about being gentle and sweet. They call Rachael to come over and talk to Tim. Meanwhile Rachael is looking at all the types of condoms Big Brother has given them – they even have glow in the dark ones. Greg says he has a pimple inside his nose, and does his hair up in the camera mirrors. Hotdogs starts joking about how Kate is in bed with David and Glenn is in phase three with Geneva: “you’ve got to plant the seeds before the harvest can rise”. Some one throws something at Dean and Dean gets really angry “that almost hit my head!”.

1.09am – Christie has blown up a condom and is throwing it around in the bedroom. She holds the condom against her crotch and says “imagine if this whole thing was my dick and I went like this” she starts rubbing the condom. Loud latex squeeking noises. Hotdogs is telling all the housemates very loudly about his plan to get Tim and Rachael together. He is very drunk. Some one comments they don’t like Hotdogs when he’s drunk – he’s a different person. Christie continues with her condom volleyball, playing with David and Dean – who are in their usual couple position on the bed.

1.14am – The jokes about drunk Kate continue. Hotdogs is saying Vesna is giving him angry looks. Dean says Vesna hasn’t talked to him in the last three days (liar). Kate and Hotdogs have a drunk conversation about giving each other kisses. He says Kate is the most beautiful girl in the house. She is all giggles. Vesna is lying on her own, still feeling sick. Hotdogs cracks some bones and Dean brags he can do it with his toes. Hotdogs doesn’t care, rolling over to Kate saying “girls come first”. Dean though is adament he must show Hotdogs how he can crack his toes. He does – horrible cracking noise. The housemates around them shudder. Dean cracks his elbows as well. They start singing songs so feed cuts to Geneva and Glenn. They are still having idle conversation about evictions and general life in the house.

Sigh… Hotdogs and Kate apparently had a pash, but what do we see? A brainteaser.

1.23pm – Rachael is comforting Vesna on her bed. Rachael says to Dean they need to have a D&M for the next few days incase she is evicted. Hotdogs comes over to Tim and says his “missus” is getting close with donkey-dick. Hotdogs is being a real dickhead – he’s really drunk. Tim, not amused, goes to get a drink of water in the kitchen. Some of the Logans and Geneva are putting makeup all over Glenn’s face – clown style. Dean is now wrestling Christie(?). The housemates are even painting Glenn’s nails now. He doesn’t seem to care. In the living room Kate and Hotdogs are dancing but they’re also singing a song so we can’t watch… we only seem them for 5 seconds (FFS!). Geneva comments Glenn is looking a little like some one from Clockwork Orange. Christie says he looks like a clown but Geneva angrily corrects her it’s supposed to be Clockwork Orange. Out comes the silver body paint – its going all over Glenn’s hand. Rachael says Glenn needs some wax in his eyebrows. Hotdogs puts a whole lot of foundation all in Glenn’s bellybutton. Rachael isn’t impressed: that foundation is expensive and he just wasted a whole lot. David isn’t impressed either: Glenn is wearing his expensive jeans. A few moments later they finish and Rachael says if they spray it with hair spray the makeup will be set. She goes to get the hairspray but Glenn really doesn’t want it put on his face. She tells him to close his eyes and nose. Rachael insists it will set the makeup and that she does it sometimes. She eventually sprays it on him. David is scared about inhaling some of the hairspray. Geneva is still going at the makeup. When she finishes Glenn sits up and he looks like a freaky clown. He goes to inspect it in the camera mirrors. He says its fucked up – he was expecting something totally different. There are accusations of a fart.

12:33am: In the bedroom. Dean and Geneva lying on one bed, Kate & Greg on another, Tim & Dave on another. Tim is telling them about parliament and how the ex Democrat leader was drunk in parliament and touched a female politican causing a big scene and in effect, losing the leadership. Tim goes on to tell them that up until now, the Democrats have had the balance of power in the Senate, but from July 1 the Liberal party will have total control and can pass through whatever they want. Tim reckons that they will change laws which will allow Kerry Packer to buy Fairfax and thus have a TV station and a newspaper. This conversation breaks up and Glenn starts talking to Tim about a movie. Geneva tries to put gliter in Dean’s hair, he doesn’t want her too. He is hugging a pillow thus making it impossible to hear/understand him. Dean talks about telling his friends that he had found a great girlfriend. All his friends just thought she would last a week or so like ‘normal.’ He says they were very excited that this girl could be a ‘keeper.’ Dean says he misses his mates. Dean reckons that one of his mates will get on so well with Geneva. Dean tells Geneva that when he gets out he’ll say hello to her sister for her. We head over to Greg, Kate and Glenn. Talking about tattoo’s. Greg wants one. Kate says she wants more, but has nowhere else to put them. They start talking about Seinfeld. Greg’s favourite episode is…he doesn’t know. Big BB calls Rachael to the diary room. Strange he is still at work.

12:59am: Still with Glenn, Greg & Kate. Glenn is telling a ghost story to the other two. Kate starts laughing. He says he saw a ghost once apparently, but he can’t remember it! He says he had a whole bottle of straight rum, then went to bed. He woke up in the morning to find a wet patch next to him in the swag. He thought he must’ve chucked up, so when he saw the boys in the morning, he was suprised to hear that he came out in the middle of the night and sat by the fire saying that he wouldn’t go back into the swag because there was a ghost in there. Dean comes and jumps on their bed, and then Glenn jumps over to see Hotdogs. Dean does his gorilla impersonation.

1:13am: Vesna is talking to Christie. Vesna says that some people in here get compliments left right and centre, and others get none. Christie says some people fish for them. She reckons Dean compliments people all the time, or that he is always getting them. Vesna calls over Rachael and asks her about whether she reckons Dean gets heaps of compliments. Vesna again starts talking about his penis and how big it is. Christie laughs. Rachael reckons that Dean thinks he’s just a king. Rachael says that Dean loves the attention. She says that she noticed that Christie, Kate and Geneva all complimented him during the photo shoot. Christie says she only did it once. Vesna says she never gets any compliments. I think Vesna is talking about Dean’s penis again, because Christie is laughing a lot. She says “Your so funny Vesna.” Rachael says she hasn’t seen it because she doesn’t want to even have to look at it.

1:24am: Dean asks Tim for a sip of his water. He almost gets it but BB makes the camera shutter noise and they all must stay in their pose. Tim looks so funny, Dave tries to wink Kate who has just stepped out of the toilet but she isn’t watching. Geneva is topless. It lasts for two minutes but they all do very well. They talk about it being the longest one they’ve had to do. It’s not even a minute later and the sound comes on again. This time Kate just stands up in the toilet. Vesna was waiting to go to the diary room, so she is standing outside the entrance. Christie almost starts laughing, apparently she made a ‘cabbage’ smell. Someone is making strange noises with their lip. Greg starts laughing only a little bit. Not as good this one. Camera sounds again and they all relax. Rachael says that Tim is so funny. Kate is asked whether she was on the toilet, and she says she was. She says she had to wait till the end of it to flush. Geneva says she is tired. All the housemates look as if they are getting ready for bed.

1:40am: Kate and Geneva are talking and saying Kate while they get comfortable in bed. The lights go out and everyone starts say “Yay!”. Silence desends upon the bedroom almost immediately. OK, maybe for a second. Christie gets up. Greg says goodnight. Christie gets back into bed with Greg. Geneva tells everyone to shut up. Christie says “that sounded like a dog” a bit later. Greg notices that Christie’s hair smells nice. Christie says goodnight to everyone, but misses Glenn! Christie says it was very funny when they went outside late last night. She tells him they did weights than walked/jogged round the backyard.

1:56am: Vesna is laughing very loudly. Hotdogs tells her to be quiet, and he starts praying. It goes on for a little bit, then he puts his arm back around her and they try to settle down and gets some sleep.

Nothing else happens, except for a bit of cuddling between Greg & Christie. At 2:32am Dreamworld says goodnight.

12:09am: Christie gets out of bed and jumps onto Rachael and Tim’s bed. Tim says “oh f***” Vesna gets up to go to the bathroom. Dave decides to scare her when she gets out. It gets a few laughs. Christie is complaining that she can’t get to sleep. Someone else is saying to be quiet. Christie comes over to Dave’s bed and says “You wanna do weights?!” Dave doesn’t want to, but Tim is getting clothes on. Rachael, Tim and Christie decide to venture outside. Tim speaks to Dean adn Dave before going out. Dean eggs him on “Here’s your chance!”. Both girls just have rugs around them, they are both topless I think. Christie is jumping on the small tramp in the gym, then falls over. They all laugh, and Tim says to take things slowly, but as he says it he too trips himself. They say they will be tired in the morning because they have to get up for the animals. Christie reckons it’s 6am! Rachael says she thinks it’s 7. Tim, the smart one, says it’s 1am or midnight. They talk about how they have to do their photo shoot tomorrow. Christie wants to put people’s hands in warm water while they are asleep and see if they wet their bed. Christie says her cabbage farts are coming out. Tim says it really smells.

12:30am: Christie and Rachael say they should get Dean and Dave with water when they go back in. Tim starts doing weights. This goes on for about 2 minutes. The girls are on the trampoline again. Rachael is in the mood for crumpets and honey. Tim decides to do one more set, as the girls walk round the garden. They say they have to all go in and talk to BB for some reason. Tim starts walking with them, then chases after Christie. He picks up a bean bag after 2 laps or so and throws it at her and hits her. The girls lie on it and try to see some stars. They start talking about hoe you can’t see the stars well in cities because of all the light. They say the country is great to check the stars out.

12:57am: Last segment nothing happened as housemates were in the diary room. Anyway, Christie, Tim and Rachael are in the kitchen. Tim is suggesting everyone should get a tatoo for being in BB or something like that. They go back into the bedroom and get ready to try to get back to sleep. Tim goes to the toilet. Christie has also been to the toilet and then gets into her bed. Christie decides to have one more practical joke and crawls along the floor over to Rachael’s bed to try and scare her. Rachael must have known somehow because she puts her arm out to touch Christie. She goes back to bed and the room becomes silent.

Nothing else happens, and at 2:06am Dreamworld says goodnight.

12:00am: Dean is talking in the spa. Dave is also there and Kate is cleaning outside the spa. Dean says that Christie mentioned to him today that he wouldn’t be up. Dean says when his name was announced he said to her “there goes that theory.” Christie told him to ‘just wait’, and her theory ended up being correct. Kate goes inside and Dave asks her to get something. She says she will. We cut to the bedroom. Lights are out. Dogs and Vesna are in bed talking. Vesna says that tomorrow….but they are interrupted by the camera clicks which means they must strike their pose for the task. They are made to strike their pose for about a minute while we are shown everyone doing it. Tim is needed to be woken up. Christie and Greg are in the bathroom, Geneva in the living room near the bathroom, Kate in the kitchen, Rachael at the door to the bedroom, and the boys out in the spa. Greg comes back to the bedroom and Vesna says she predicted that. Greg asks how Tim went. Hotdogs says he was a champion, straight up and he did the pose really well. He then went straight back to sleep according to Hotdogs. Hotdogs and Vesna say that they should easily pass this weeks task. Mike cuts in to talk to Michelle, but we finally get back to the house. Vesna is talking to Christie and Dogs on their bed. They are talking about some pill that Christie should take (something to do with her period), but they decide they will talk about it in the morning. Christie goes to the toilet. After she has gone, Vesna discovers that Christie wet the sheet accidently by flicking her water bottle around while talking to her. Christie re enters, nearly running into Greg, but they both reach their respective beds eventually. Silence in the bedroom. Finally taken back to the spa. Dean is talking about the constrast in the 19 year olds, Geneva and Christie. Dave says that Geneva knows what she wants. Dave says he would be scared if he was in the house at only 18 or 19. Dean says that as the numbers dwindle you really notice it. Dean says Michelle left nice messages. Dave says he was suprised by his, he didn’t think it would be that nice. They start talking about Greg’s sexuality again. Dean says Michelle would be on Rove tonight, then corrects himself saying tomorrow night.

12:23am: Talking about the reward room. Dean says he wouldn’t come out, he would watch movies all day everyday. He says he would come out for a workout. Dave suggests taking the alcohol a bit slower, because everyone complains the second day. Dave says it would be great with 3 people in there (Logans are 2).Deans suggests still being drunk Sunday night for the eviction. Dave says he’s not tired, Dean says he’s getting there. Dave says he likes going in the sauna for 10 minutes then having a shower. Dave says he’s been trying to stay out of the sun. He talks about a job he did on a surf club where he was in the sun for 3 months. Dave talks about a friend of his, or flatmate. His friend would ring him if he wasn’t home by 9.30 to check he was ok.

12:36am: Dave says you wouldn’t want to be the first out. They feel sorry for Angela. Dean says that because he’ll leave first, he needs to gets Dave’s number so he can catch up when he too is evicted. Dave says to go somewhere and just ask for it, and they’ll give it to him. Dave says he is looking forward to checking his messages etc, he says they will be funny. They talk about how Dean should start driving somewhere when Dave gets evicted. It’s very hard to hear them with the water flicking around in the spa. Geneva comes out to talk to the boys. She tells them that the lights are out and everyone is sleeping. Dean says he thinks he’ll pass the sauna and just go to bed. He says he isn’t really tired, but trying to talk himself into it. Geneva says she was tired, but then an interesting conversation with Greg about his work woke her up a bit. Dave says that Greg has a really interesting job and the behind the scenes stuff is damn amazing.

12:48am: The guys are in thr sauna now. They talk about how they like the sauna. Not much else is said, but Dean exits only after two minutes saying he’ll have a shower then sleep. Dave stays in there. Cut between the two feeds, shower and sauna, both with no one saying anything. Dave seems to be trying to pick a pimple. He goes out and has a shower too now. They both hardly say a word cause Dave hasn’t got his mic on yet.

1:04am: The camera sounds and everyone gets straight into the poses. It lasts a minute, and Christie and Geneva crack up. They are both topless. Kate says she can see a cameraman through there. They talk about the last one. Everyone says they did it well. They wonder if the sound wakes them up. Christie says the last one scared the crap out of her. Christie is still laughing about being topless during it. The room settles down again now. Christie says her lips are dry.

1:14am: They are still talking about the topless pose. Geneva says they won’t show that surely. Christie says that Uplate would be on. After an uplate update, we’re back. Geneva and Christie still talking, but you just can’t hear/understand them.

1:30am: Geneva and Christie still whispering. I think they are talking about FNL and it not being out of the question the girls wining and getting into the reward room. Christie says she has to get up for the farm then she’ll have a shower. She promises that she will wake Geneva when she gets back to the farm.

1:44am: Time to wake everyone up again. Tim is so funny getting up, he’s saying “oh oh oh oh” a lot, Rachael starts laughing a lot. This causes Christie to in turn laugh. Lots of “shut ups”. Geneva starts falling over. Finish the task and they all think they have stuffed that one. Hotdogs says they can’t laugh. Rachael says that if Tim was in there bed they would laugh too. Christie, one of the ones laughing, says “your f**** idiots”, then says “only joking”. Room goes silence again, but Christie and Geneva continue to whisper a little bit until they decide to be quiet too. At 1:57am, Dreamworld says goodnight.