Category: Uplate 2005

12:42am: Hotdogs, Tim and the brothers in the spa. Talking about how much toilet paper each of them use. Tim tells the guys that on Sunday when Gretel crosses to them they should say they can’t speak for fear of getting diseases from not being able to go to the toilet because they have no toilet paper. Hotdogs says he will definately say it. They talk about spliting the toilet paper up completely between each housemates. Hotdogs says he won’t go without when he only goes once every 4 days in here due to the staples. Talk turns to the staples, and Hotdogs complaining that everyone didn’t like it and made people cook other things etc. He says it took him two weeks to get used to it, but he never once for someone to cook anything different. Tim says that after a weekend in a reward room he was very happy to come back to the staples and not drink and eat the fatty stuff. We’re taken to the reward room where they are watching a dvd. Michelle is in bed while Glenn continues to watch. Back out to the spa, where they are talking about ancient animals and land or something. No idea actually. Talking about dingos in the outback or something, and how one of his relatives had a pet dingo. Back into the reward room where the pash fest has begun. Glenn is saying that because she’s a cripple, he might go out and see the others. They start kissing again though. Michelle gets up and put trackies on, and complains that she has put weight on. It seems they are both going to head back to the house. Maybe not though, as Glenn has now decided to open a bottle of wine. Michelle doesn’t want to drink it. Glenn says he’s had 8 beers and half a bottle of champagne and he’s only just starting to get happy. He drinks the glass of wine that Michelle didn’t want, and they go back to the house proper. They head to the bedroom. Glenn gets onto Dean’s bed and starts cuddling with Kate. They talk about the movie they were watching. Michelle reveals she had a spa, but Glenn didn’t join her. Kate doesn’t understand why he didn’t! We are taken back to the spa, where Dave is talking about an earlier BB diary room visit. He says that he was happy to give up hair dye for a toilet roll or something. It might be related to his plumbing job he had to do with the toilet? Glenn comes out and joins the boys. He tells them about the movie he watched, and a particular scene that he watched 4 times. Back in the bedroom, Michelle is saying that she is nervous for Sunday. Dean asks her if she fears the stage, which she does. Vesna is getting bandaged again after an accident earlier in the night. She says to Michelle is a stern voice exactly what happened. It does look nasty.

1:08am: Still out with the boys in the spa. Everyone is suggesting ways that Glenn can work his magic tonight. Tim gives him a stupid tale to tell her, but the guys don’t like it. Glenn has a idea of showing him fully naked, with Michelle fully naked, and him getting a stify and thus, they won’t be able to show it. I think Glenn just mentioned Miriam. They say that was so last year. Into the kitchen we go where they are talking about a nudie run which was performed earlier by Christie and Geneva. Dean comes out and Vesna blames him for hurting Kate’s finger. He says “Damn, I was aiming for you again.” Dean goes straight out to the spa.

1:22am: Girls still in the kitchen eating a bit of pizza. Christie is talking about her love crisis with Greg. Michelle tells them all that Kate kept telling her that she liked Glenn, and she didn’t think that was the case, and now she doesn’t know whats going on with her feelings. She is confused, but it’s happening. Good to see Rachael and Vesna chatting with the girls. Christie says that this is her world now. They tell her that she has to remember that it’s a temp world. The girls say that once they get out there is no element of suprise for anyone they date. Michelle says that she fell i love with Glenn’s honesty and down to earth nature. Kate says that in the beginning that Glenn and her would get together, and she couldn’t say that she knew that there would be something between Michelle and Glenn.

1:37am: Girls still in the kitchen. Michelle has gone though. They are talking about Vesna sounding a bit like Effie every once in a while. Christie complains that her diet is going to start tomorrow. Vesna says she thinks her calves must be growing like no tomorrow. She complains about the food in here, saying that she eats Fish at least twice a day in the outside world. Greg runs into the showers, and Christie immediately starts complaining that she has no idea where there relationship is at. She asks Michelle to recount the conversation again.

1:48am: Michelle is saying goodnight to the bedroom, and Geneva is asking her not to get Glenn to give her a specific job. Kate says she doesn’t want baker, and Dean says he wants to be himself and not have a job. Geneva says that they should get Glenn to go to BB and ask if they can give Rachael more than 1 job (lol!). Dean says he has to be nicer. Kate says he really tried tonight, and that she saw it. He says “It hurt, but I did it.” In the reward room, Michelle asks him who he’s giving the jobs too. Michelle says that Dean doesn’t want any, and Glenn says that that is fair. He says that he himself will take Farmer again. BB tells them both they need a battery change. Michelle was scared they were going to get told off. They get the batteries out of a drawer in the room (clever!). They discuss what to give Rachael, and Glenn says “might give her a rest.” Michelle can’t believe it, and Glenn says “I just wanted to see your reaction.” Glenn decides Rachael can be the housekeeper, and gives Christie her first job of the whole series by being the dish-washing person? Is there even that job?! Glenn wants to stop talking because they are coming up to a good part in the movie. Michelle says she missed the start. Glenn tells her she hasn’t missed anything interesting. Glenn is drinking the wine from the bottle.

2:00am: Boys still the spa. Greg is out, and is showing them his six pack. They are talking about Rachael. Dave says he hasn’t let her win an argument. He says he’ll always put the fire out. Tim says that she hasn’t really said anything to cause a problem for him personally. Hotdogs suggests that she came in knowing who Tim was and thought that she could make him his friend. Hotdogs says that she has come in with very set views on all the housemates. He says that when she challenged Dean, she soon realised that Dean was well liked in the group. Dave reckons she came in here to split the group up as much as possible. Hotdogs says that he reckons that she came in with a plan and executed it, but didn’t stop to think where she was and give herself time to realise that it’s a totally different world in the house. Tim says he has told her that she is at times foolish, especially two days ago. Tim says that she was just starting to get into the group before she went off at Michelle and Dave the other day. Dave agrees. Hotdogs backs her up though for singing to herself earlier in the night. He says she isn’t crazy, she just needs to tell somebody, and she only has herself. Tim says she is going to be as nice as possible to her. Hotdogs says that Tim is the mediator. Tim doesn’t agree with that. They decide to stop talking about it, because they will get ‘too much airtime.’ Classic! They start talking about Dave’s hair colour again. He really can’t stand it. They talk about the proposed cross country challenge for tomorrow.

2:14am: Dean is talking about Nelson and Constance getting evicted. He reckons they didn’t get prizes because they weren’t evicted on a Sunday. He adds to his theory by saying that they keep referring to Angela as the first official evictee. Lights go out in the room. The boys are now in the sauna. They are saying that the chores will show them if he’s changed. They hope he gives the girls everything, but Hotdogs reckons that Michelle and Kate won’t have to do anything. They all exit the sauna and get wet, them come back in. Tim suggests that he should get an earring. He says he’s going to get a haircut on Sunday. Kate goes to the bathroom and Tim is leaning over to see her. Dave gets up and gets Kate to fill the bucket in the sauna up. She agrees.

2:24am: Christie is complaining to Greg cuase he farted when she was on top of him. Meanwhile, she is jumping on the bed. Dean is throwing pillows at her, and knocks over a lamp or something. Dean tries to calm her down a bit, but they continue fighting anyway. They finally call a truce. Dean can’t believe that she’ll be known as Cabbage to the outside world. He says she will definately be called cabbage in his phone. Kate looks like she wants to sleep in Dean’s bed cause Michelle is gone. She is using one of Dave’s pillows, and Dean says that Dave will be mad. Rachael comes over to Dean’s bed too. At 2:33am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

11.57pm – I join Uplate to hear lots of heavy breathing and panting among Michelle and Glenn! The two are grinding under the blankets. Michelle moans a little, Glenn repositions himself and the panting continues. They pash over their microphone.

Meanwhile Kate, Greg and Vesna are in the kitchen. Vesna is popping pimples in her face. Dean asks Vesna if she every asked as a fluffer. Vesna asks what it is. Dean says its some one who puts the fluff in ugg boots. Vesna wasn’t one of those. She thought it was something to with porn (I’m pretty sure it is). Rachael explains a fluffer is the person who gets porn stars “excited” for their shoots. Dean and David are sitting together and David lets out a very smelly fart. Vesna is just hearing what a fluffer is and wants to know why Dean thought she would be one. Hotdogs is amused at what a fluffer is – he didn’t know what it was before. Kate says she doesn’t need to be “tweaked” by a fluffer. He nipples are so sensitive to the cold – she gets turned on easily by them. Hotdogs says Kate is very attractive. Greg says she is attractive, and Kate says “go tell that to your brother”.

After the ad break Mike is purposely stalling on the brain teaser so they don’t show the action between Michelle and Glenn… hrmph! He jokes about jerking and relieving tension lol! Trust an ad break and a brainteaser to be jammed in over the most exciting part.

12.08am – The heavy breathing has become a little more relaxed and it seems Glenn is now lying on Michelle, going to sleep. He is rubbing her cheek while she kisses his hand occasionally. They start pashing again, it’s like sloppy noodles being poured over the microphone. Michelle lets out a little moan again. Nope.. it’s well and truely over now as Michelle rolls over and Glenn spoons her. Michelle says “I love you”. Glenn’s response is muffled but it sounds like “I love you too”. A little later Geneva pokes her head up to see whats going on. She then sits up and takes off some of her clothes, which stirs Christie. Christie gets out of bed.

12.21am – A few housemates in the kitchen. Hotdogs is giving Vesna a lot of attention, joking about groping her. Dean is talking about something that is 10 inches (lol!). They joke about Vesna being a whore – she doesn’t like it! She says since she’s walked into this house the converstations back been about dicks dicks and dicks. They talk about anal sex and Vesna says they shouldn’t put it where it doesn’t belong. Vesna is now on Hotdog’s lap and he’s practically begging for a hug. Vesna explains if she goes to a party there will be plenty of guys who will want to talk to her but that doesn’t mean she wants to talk to every guy – only selective guy. Hotdogs says he finds her attractive and he’s confident. Vesna leads on a joke about Hotdogs being her husband. Vesna then says there is a pimple on Dean’s chest and she needs to pop it – he pulls away while they play-wrestle to get to the pimple. She eventually gets to it and he says it fucking hurts. Dean says to Hotdogs “your missus is a nutta!”. Dean explains a very lame pick up line: calling some one over with your finger and saying “I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with two” (cue lame trumpet wah wah wah).

12.26am – More pickup lines(?). David is talking about saying he has a huge boner, can you help me out by putting it in your ear? He then says one to Kate “I just looked at you and it went straight up. Kate is giggling. Dean: “my knob just said he wont go down until you suck it”.

Haha! Mike Goldman puts his phone playing the BB ringtone in his mouth and “wah wah waahs” the theme – very funny. Apparently some DJ has been spreading rumours about him and Mike being a couple – reow!

12.37am – Glenn and Michelle are awake and are facing away from each other now! Guilt? Who knows. Kate seems to be whispering with Dean and Greg, asking if her bed is empty. She lies down inbetween them. They all gossip about Michelle and Glenn. Dean makes pigeon noises at the couple (they have named them the pigeons). Kate explains Michelle was making moaning noises before. Dean and David are amused and gossip like highschool boys. Meanwhile Michelle is positioning her hair and lying down to sleep. Dean says this week has gone really quick, and wonders if they should go to sleep. Kate tells Dean he’s not allowed to leave them this Sunday.

12.47am – Kate, Dean and David are talking about the task, and how one couple in particular was given all the food tasks (not sure which one). Apparently one housemate was picking their nose while cooking in the task. Some one tells the three they are trying to sleep – I think it’s Hotdogs. David gets up farts right near Michelle and Hotdogs. There is a whole lot of muffled giggling while Michelle gags and tries to wave it away. Hotdogs goes and joins the threesome on Dean and David’s bed. They tell Kate to go do a fart this time. The original fart has now wafted over to their bed and they all laugh and cover their faces with pillows. Some one lets out a fart – a very loud one! They all laugh again. It was Dean this time. Rachael enters the bedroom and David says “oh Rachael did you fart?”. David says “I think I shit myself”. Rachael gets into bed, not amused. The foursome are now plotting something else to do but it’s impossible to hear.

12.53am – They all agree they should start trying to get to sleep now.

1.06am – Dean and David have just decided to go to sleep. Dean sleeps with a pillow right between his legs in his groin… weird. “This is Big Brother. Tim to the diary room”. Tim gets out of bed and Mike tells us it’s a battery change.

We don’t go back to the house tonight, but Mike does let us all know his producer is a friend of dorothy. Dreamworld says goodnight at 1.41am.

12:33am: Geneva starts the show by saying that the one thing that drives her mad with Christie is she doesn’t get a plate to cut things up. She is currently cutting up a orange. Christie says sorry and gets a plate. Christie, talking about the earlier mayhem, says she is definately dissapointed. She says to BB “Fark, I’m going crazy!” She asks Geneva how she feels after a conversation with someone who I can’t figure out. She says ‘lame.’ Christie tell hers to join the club. She says that Dean is going to talk to them about it tonight, but then she says she might tell him not to because it just might get worse. Sorry, I still have no idea what they are talking about. We cut to the bedroom. Dave is talking to Michelle, and saying how he doesn’t want a relationship in the house cause he doesn’t want to have to get out and answer all those questions about it. He then goes on to talk about his brother, saying that they hadn’t lived with each other for 5 years, and that they would only see each other every couple of months. Have no idea why he said that….Hotdogs comes over, and Michelle says that she never thought it would happen to her. Dogs says “fall in love?” Michelle says she hasn’t fallen in love, but then asks Dogs how he is. Having just received his video call, he should feel good. He says he’s fantastic. Michelle reinterates her point that she made the other day to Hotdogs about how he shouldn’t feel guilty over choosing himself for the message. They talk about how they didn’t know specifics, but they thought that it must have been big for him to want it so much. (All housemates now know about Hotdogs father and his condition.) Hotdogs recounts the vote a couple of days ago. He reckons that Vesna voted for him because she had seen a conversation involving himself in Geneva a couple of weeks back concerning the issue of his parents, and thus decided to choose Dogs for the message. Hotdogs says to them that he was ready to reveal his family’s plight last week to all the housemates, and then 2 new people rocked in, and he couldn’t just blurt it out then. Dogs says the phone looked cool, and he is looking forward to getting one once evicted. Vesna comes and lies on Hotdogs back. They talk about Vesna going to the toilet. Michelle says she think’s she’ll sleep in her own bed tonight. Dogs says he likes watching the show from his bed. They talk about how they all feel like they are back at school or on camp in the house. Michelle thinks it’s time to go to bed, and Hotdogs agrees, saying he has to feed the animals tomorrow. That group breaks up. Michelle and Dave remain, and Michelle points to the apple stickers and says ‘thats how long i have left.’ Michelle reckons she is definately going, she says that Dean is definately safe, and Dogs won’t get voted out this week, so she thinks she is gone. Dave doesn’t agree. Michelle says she has done well, but really wants to do a lot better. She says she hates the stage. Hard to hear them cause they are lying on the pillows. We cut to Dogs and Vesna in bed, very close to each other. Dogs says he feels so good. He says he couldn’t have realised the impact of being away from loved ones would have on him until he came in, and now he’s seen them again, he’s totally fine and ready to continue on.

12:59am: Christie and Michelle talking across beds, but whispering and using their hands a bit too. No idea what they are saying. After a bit, Christie decides to come over and talk to her. Kate, who is also in bed, will hear the convo. Christie says she just spoke to Greg before on his own, and they said that they agreed that they are not the same kind of people and that they aren’t good for each other. SHe says it’s doing her head in though because she is going to want what she can’t have. She says she lied to him and told him that she was over it, when she isn’t, so she can’t run back to him anyway. Kate says they can still cuddle, but Christie says she doesn’t think she can because she likes him too much for that. Greg is called to the diary room.

1:13am: Kate is talking about an ex boyfriend. Still talking about Greg & Christie. Christie says that Greg was going to have a talk with her anyway to see where they were at. Lights have gone out. Christie says she is not going to bring it up anymore. They talk about how BB always asks questions in the hope they will ramble on in the diary room. Kate gets Dean’s attention and shows him a hand from a dummy from last weeks task. She then has only one finger up, and says thats for Dave.

1:25am: Kate has made her way over to Dean’s bed. She asks if he can get ‘cabbage arse’ of her bed! Dean reveals his and Christie’s master plan to bottle farts and then sell them on eBay. Lovely. Kate says that he should get Christie over to his bed, in the hope that Kate can then go back to her own bed and go to sleep. Back to Dean’s scheme, he says that even if only one person buys them for $2 he can forever go around and says to other people “has anyone paid money for yours?”. Funny stuff. He’s convinced there will be one fool that will buy it. I’m sure that heaps would be stupid enough to buy it. Dean asks Kate if her bed is the cool bed, and after Kate says yes, Dean tells Cabbage to bunker down and stay there the night. Kate then says that Dean’s bed is the cool bed and that it’s cooler if cabbage is on it. Kate tries to convince Christie to do her next smell on Dean, and she agrees, but then Dean tells her that they just want her off their bed. She yells back that she’ll stay there, and Dean replies with “Well done cabbage.” Kate complains that she is cold, and points to her feet for example. Dean says it’s just bad circulation, and that she is turning into a nana already. Christie and Dean have a conversation about their scheme across the room. Christie wants to do them now, but Dean, knowing better, suggest they sleep on it ‘because you don’t want to get out of that bed.’

1:40am: Dean asks Rachael if she has been cut caked yet. I think it involves farting. They say they’ll show her it tomorrow, but she says she doesn’t think she wants to know about it. Dean and Kate whisper, then laugh, but no idea what they said. Dave and Kate start whispering. Dean and Hotdogs start arguing about something, and then Dean uses a line given to him from Dave. Hotdogs thinks the argument is a bit serious, but Dean tells him he’s joking. Kate says to the boys “She won’t sleep there will she?”

1:51am: Vesna is laughing really loudly. Christie yells out, “Hey Vesna, Shut the F Up.” Michelle claps. Laughter all around. Hotdogs says that she can go to feed the animals and then they can leave her there. Dogs says she is depressed all day and waits till bedtime to start laughing. Vesna decides she needs the toilet. Dave jumps into Dogs bed and hides under the covers, waiting for her to come back. She suspects something, but still is very scared when he pops out. They talk about how they will all have to get up for the task at some point. Cut to Greg and Christie lying on the same bed. But she leaves, confused at what Greg said. She goes back to bed but a second later she is back on Kate’s bed and kate is up wondering if she’ll ever get to sleep without the cabbage smell. Christie finally gets in her own bed, and Kate is finally back in her own bed as well.

No more talk at all from the housemates, so at 2:34am Dreamworld says goodnight.

12:00am: Mike decides he wants some Eggs Benedict, so Big Brother raises an alarm. Glenn and Michelle have one minute to get into uniform and report to the kitchen for duty. The bedroom is an absolute mess though because of a practicle joke from the boys. They have taken all the girls clothes out of the drawers and left them on beds but also put them into other people’s drawers. Anyway, they both arrive in the kitchen. Dean is standing by trying to tell them in a round about way to put the timer on. He keeps asking Greg if he would put the timer on when he does it. Glenn wakes up and puts the timer on. They set to work, because Big Brother has just announced what snack he would like. They have 15 minutes. Greg and Tim watch on, but we cut to the bedroom where Rachael and Dean are having another argument. Geneva is also involved though this time, siding with Rachael I think. They seem to be arguing about the joke the guys played on the girls. Dean is saying he had nothing to do with it. However, he knew about it. The girls think that he should have stopped it though. Dean says that if the girls were in the same position they wouldn’t stop the joke. Geneva finally agrees with Dean, but Rachael doesn’t. Dean says “You’ve got sense (Geneva), you haven’t (Rachael)” Cut back to the kitchen where the guys are struggling to get the food to BB on time. They decide they have run out of time and start to deliver the food to the diary room. Michelle goes to look for something, Glenn finds it, but in doing so, the diary room door closes without them entering. They go in now though. First time we’ve been allowed in the DR ever on Uplate I think, MIchelle says “BB, your dinner is served.” BB asks them to lift up the top again, and it doesn’t look very nice. BB says that is all though. Back to the house after Mike, we’re in the kitchen. Hotdogs is trying to figure out how to cook an item. He thinks he has the routine down pat. Into the bedroom, Dean and Geneva are saying that they are on the same wavelenght. Dean says the funny thing about the jokes played tonight is that he now has to unpack his stuff seeing it’s on his bed. He says he wasn’t going to. Geneva is upset because someone has stolen her tim tam. Dogs says that no one took it. Rachael comes in and says that someone stole hers as well. Wow, argument between dogs and Geneva. Dogs says that Geneva has been giving him attitude all day. He says he thought she was his friend. Geneva says that something is wrong with him and shes not the only person who thinks so. Dogs walks away or something, and Geneva says “geez, thats such a Christie attitude.”

12:33am: Into the bathroom we go. Dave, Greg, Glenn and Tim are devising a joke for the morning. They think they will take there sheets out tomorrow suggesting that someone put something in them, and say “thats gone too far.” They decide they will do it to Hotdogs without telling him. Geneva comes in and asks them if her tits look weird in the top. The guys think she looks good. They talk about Hotdog’s dummy spit. They say it wasn’t all acting. Someone says that he got pissed off about the tim tams because he thinks that Christie is stealing them. Tim raises a good point saying that Hotdogs said that he would give all his tim tams to Kate anyway cause she voted for him for the phone message. They all laugh! Dean comes in and they tell him of the plans. They say they are going to do it to Hotdogs as well and not tell him. Dean says they would have fone it to him if he hadn’t come into the room! They say ‘nah!’. Dean starts telling them about the debate they had earlier.

12:46am: Geneva and Christie lying on a bed. Christie whispers that Dave is pissing her off. She quickly gets up to get her pillows or something. Christie reckons she is missing quite a bit of underwear. The guys say they didn’t take anything out of the room. Rachael says ‘except the tim tam.’ Christie is trying on someone’s bra. Both the girls and the guys are making plays for some reason to perform tomorrow. Christie asks Greg how their play is going. She says that the girls one is rockin. Cut to the bathroom. Dave is saying that he is sick of someone. He says that if he heard her saying something bad about Greg he would be really mad. Perhaps he’s talking about Christie. Kate, also there, is saying “Yeh I know…etc” Dave decides to use a ball he has to touch every panel on one side of the bathroom.

12:58am: Dave and Geneva’s sound plays, and they hurry to get on their clothes. Reception is lost for 2 seconds. They wash their hands, then BB asks them to make Pancakes. GOLD! BB tells Tim & Rachael to cook at the same time. They can’t believe it, but start to get ready. They wash their hands, and BB asks them to make a hamburger meal. You can hardly hear BB cause Dave talks right over him. They have numbers for each meal, and in the numbered tubs are all the ingredients for each dish. Everyone trying to do everything, it’s mayhem in the kitchen. Go on, get another group in there! Tim seems to be worried with Rachael, haven’t really heard from Dave & Geneva that much as they go about their pancakes. Someone is yelling in the background, and Rachael says Shush! Greg asks if they are going alright. Tim says yeh. Tim is wondering where the recipe book is!

1:10am: Dave & Geneva are ready to go into the diary room with their meal. Dave shows BB it, and explains it. BB says that is all, but Dave asks about the wheeled table they bought the meal on. BB says that they can hand deliver it. Back outside it’s mayhem. Rachael has the plate ready but it has no fries. They realise just in time, and get them out of the oven. Rachael screams that they are cold! She tells Michelle they should have left the oven on. Dean says who cares, just whack them on the plate. They get in there and BB asks them what flavour the milkshake is. Tim says strawberry. They come out of the diary room and into the airlock and they decide to tell everyone that BB said they got it completely right down to the colours of the straws. Kate doesn’t believe them once told. Rachael says the oven is staying on from now on. The house could be burned down tomorrow…Glenn goes to the couch and Michelle lies on him.

1:25am: Hotdogs and Christie are sharing a laugh in the kitchen. Vesna asks Dogs if he wants a coffe. He says yeh, but then offers to make them. Vesna says to Kate that when they get some eggs they should make eggs inside potatoes or something. She tells Kate that she is making cabbage rolls for lunch tomorrow. The housemates start singing various songs. Geneva says she didn’t think they got the pancakes into BB in time. Perhaps it was Michelle who said it. I don’t know. Christie enters the room and sings something she is making up on the spot.

1:36am: Geneva wants to have a nap. Dean comes over for a few minutes, but makes a smell and leaves. Christie also there, goes back to her bed with Greg. They don’t really talk that much, but are watching something on the other side of the room. Christie gets up and finally the camera follows it. It’s a paper aeroplane comp, and Christie grabs both planes and says that she is great, and it’s all about something or other. She throws it twice, both are crap. She goes back to bed and says that Greg is weird tonight. She asks if he has any chocolate left, and asks him to go and get it. Back after Mike, Glenn cuts up something in Hotdogs bed, then hides the evidence over in Tim’s bed I think. They start singing “Smelleycat.”

1:50am: Glenn, Dave and Dean are cutting up paper on a bed. Michelle and Christie are lying on a bed, and Christie starts singing. Out to the kitchen, Rachael is looking for a particular frypan. Kate is washing up. Greg comes out and starts trying to sleep on the couch. He says that they are flicking stuff in the bedroom and won’t shutup and he needs to get up early tomorrow for the animals. Michelle comes out. Hotdogs starts taking off Elvis, so we go to the bedroom where the lights are out. Christie has joined the boys on the bed. She hits Dave with something, and it felt like it might’ve hurt. They are using the paper with rubber bands and shooting them at Christie. Christie chucks one at Dave, and it gets him in the eye. Or so they are making out. They are half laughing so I think it’s a joke. She comes over to have a look, and Dave just scares the crap out of her. The guys reckon that Dave should get a logie for that performance. Dean tries to get Christie but misses. They invite Rachael over to the bed and tell her to run to Shearers bed. Dean gets her great. She screams a lot. BB tells the housemates not to sing commercial music. Hotdogs enters and nearly gets hit. He turns back, then says that it could take an eye out. Dean says to Rachael is such a great voice “come over and we’ll play another game.” Christie is the next to get hit. At 2:08am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

11:46pm: Hotdogs is in bed talking to Vesna, lights are out in the bedroom. He says it’s such a trip being part of it all. Vesna says it all has happened so quick. After a bit of silence between the two, we jump beds to Michelle and Glenn talking to each other. Michelle is explaining how the person she took into lockdown was going to try to take all the other friends who were in lockdown with the other housemates out for a huge night that first night the housemates went in. Michelle says that she told her friend that there was bound to be a few hotties in the group. Glenn says that his mate has hit ute, and is just going to stay around Brisbane until he gets out of the house. We’re taken back to Vesna and Hotdogs. Hotdogs says he was ready to leave in week three, cause he didn’t realise how much it would hurt him being away from his mum and dad. He goes onto say that he really hadn’t been able to talk to anyone in the house because he didn’t trust anyone until he decided to trust Geneva cause he really doesn’t think that she is playing a game. He says he felt like a million dollars after he had spoken to her. He says that he is not here to prove anything to anybody. Vesna asks him if it gets better every week. Hotdogs says it does for him, but he’s unsure about the others. Vesna says she is 29 in 7 months. Hotdogs says life begins at 30. Lots of talk elsewhere in the room, but we have the cam still on these two who aren’t very talkative tonight. Hotdogs asks Vesna that when they get out, whether she will tell him the things that they can’t say inside. Vesna says yeh. Hotdogs says it would only be a strike and fine, would it be worth spilling now? Vesna says “You know when you love someone…and you can’t be with them….does it count?” Hotdogs says he has no idea what she’s talking about. Basically she means that if she was with someone previously but now no longer cause they are scared, she wants to know if it she counts (the love she has for this person). Hotdogs says that if you love someone of course it counts. She starts telling him about a relationship that was never meant to last. “It was meant to be a fun thing.” Basically they saw each other every second day for 4 months but she never actually called him her boyfriend. She says he was 21. She called an end to it because she was really to settle down and have responsibilites etc, wheras he wasn’t. Hotdogs says that you have to move on in that situation, and that if the person grows up and realises that they want you, then they’ll find you. Dean yells out “oh, cabbage ass” in the background referring to Christie. We go back to Glenn and Michelle. Michelle is saying that all her boyfriends have been different.

12:16am: Hotdogs says that it would be great to be able to come onto BB with your brother. Vesna agrees. The room seems more quiet now. Vesna says that Kate is really nice. Hotdogs says she is a top chick. Vesna says she hopes she is nice. Dogs says it would be nice to see some real titties. He tries to get up her jumper with his hand, but he’s not successful.

12:38am: Kissing going on between Michelle and Glenn, but we’re taken back to Mike and Mike. We get back to them in the bed, and you can hardly see anything, but lots of kissing. Finally they stop, then Glenn is still doing something to her because they suddenly stop when Michelle thinks that she hears something. She says “Nah it’s ok” 5 second later. A little later after nothing happens for a while, Michelle gets up to go to the toilet. She soon returns after washing her hands.

Housemates are now all asleep so there is nothing else to say!

12:16am: Tim is talking to Greg and Michael about the head thief. He is trying to get them to keep an eye on the heads while he is in the reward room tonight. He tells the, that he thinks it was Kate because she came back from feeding the animals on Thursday morning. Greg still think it’s just Tim doing it all himself. Greg says he’ll keep an eye on it. They move onto talking about the FNL challenge tonight. Greg says that Tim & Michael were so obbessed with each other not winning, that Rachael won because she just kept out of the way from the other two. Michael is still without his nose ring. Dave has his arm around Michelle, and Christie is pla fighting with Glenn on the couch. Michelle says to Dave that if he likes Kate that he should make a move. Rachael is explaining to them what they got in terms of food and drink in the reward room. Michelle goes further about Dave/Kate to Dave, saying that “if you didn’t go there because you thought you didn’t have a chance, I’d suggest you might have a chance.” He says it’s good to know. Dave says that Kate is a great girl. Rachael decides it’s time for Tim and her to go back into the room. The housemates suggest that Tim should go to the bathroom before he goes in there. They say they have a bathroom in there. Rachael finally understands and goes to grab some condoms. Rachael then says that she wouldn’t mind having sex with Michelle if she was the room. The housemates then race and get the paddle bat but Rachael dissapears into the room too quickly. They hang handcuffs and the bat on the door handle. Christie than says “I can’t help it if my arse is on fire.” Into the reward room we go, and Rachael is saying how get the pod chocolates are. Tim says they are quite new. They both have headphones on and are watching a movie. They are cuddling up to rach other. They are drinking beer with champagne glasses, and watching Italian movies with subtitles. Rachael has gone for the pringles and talking while eating. Lovely. She keeps asking Tim questions relating to the movie. Rachael says “She farts and swears like me!” referring to someone in the movie, who has recently gone blind or something by the jist of their talking. Apparently Greg and Michael just went into the diary room to ask BB to keep an eye on little Timmy in the reward room. They also have quizzed BB on the heads robbery.

12:42am: Hotdogs and Geneva are in the spa. They are talking about what would happen if they had sex together in the house. Hotdogs says that he would change. Geneva says that sex shouldn’t have to change anything. Hotdogs then says that he can’t help it that he likes her (Vesna you presume). Greg and Michael says to them that they have gone into the diary room and told BB who they thought have stolen the heads. They are encouraging others to go into the diary room and give BB their thoughts. Christie is chasing Vesna around the house for some strange reason. Michael is laughing really loudly but I have no idea why they are chasing Vesna at all. Hotdogs is back talking about the reward room. He says he would never come out from that room if he won it. Geneva says that if Michael won and chose her, she doesn’t think she would have been up for anything. If she had won, she doesn’t know who she would have chosen. We go into the bedroom and they are talking about the heads. Dean reckons it’s Michael, Glenn or Greg. Kate says that Glenn has been called to the DR heaps over the past few days. Michelle and Kate are in bed together and getting very close.

12:56am: Back into the reward room we go, and Rachael is getting ready for a msssage, she gets into bed, and takes off her top. She stays there for a while and Tim is getting the oil and trying to turn out some lights. It isn’t happening, so he moves onto give the massage. He says to her twice that he usually sits on his subject while he gives the massage. While rubbing the lotion or oil in his hand, he drops some onto a pillow. They both say they don’t care cause it’s not their pillow. Both make note that they are tired. Massage begins and they talk about how they were good at the task tonight. Rachael says that Tim is good at it.

1:09am: Rachael is saying “that is so good.” She goes onto say that she has a posture problem. We’re taken away to the Top 8 moments of the week. Taken back into the bedroom proper in the house. Glenn says that Christie must be the guilty party in relation to the missing heads because she gets up early or something. She says she didn’t do it. Greg leads the charge to get Glenn to go into the diary room to tell BB about his suspicions. They seem to think that if the housemates get it right they will get a prize. They say they have nothing to lose. Glenn can’t be bothered going though. Christie say that when she was just in there she asked BB for a second chance at being given alcohol. She says that both Dave and she had a great chat with BB.

1:23am: Dave is giving Geneva a massage. Christie asks Dave if she can take his mum out on the piss. Dave starts telling stories about his mum going out on the town. Christie starts talking about one of her aunties. She says that she has a shag pad and goes out more than Christie. Michelle and Dean have just come out of the diary room, and Hotdgos and Michael have gone straight in. Back in the bedroom Dean says he thought Geneva is the one that got rid of the heads. Michelle says that it must be Hotdogs cause he goes on about it the most. Now Michelle reckons it’s Christie.

1:35am: In the bedroom again, Hotdogs is saying that if he took a head tonight would everyone think of it as a joke!? Michelle says to Hotdogs that if it’s something to do with a prize or something then it’s fine, but if it’s for fun, then she thinks he’s an idiot. Hotdogs says that BB offerred him $25. Hotdogs thinks that perhaps every week someone is asked to do something. He thinks Ang did something during the conveyor belt task, and Geneva this week. Glenn complains of the cabbage smell from Christie. Michelle wants a massage. Hotdohs doesn’t think it looks that difficult. Michelle says that Glenn’s last massage from him was terrible, his hands are too rough. Christie wants some Twix Pods. Glenn and Michelle cuddle up again. Christie says “I think you should get it on!” Christie decides to make Banana Milk, but someone is worried they won’t have enough sugar for other things. Hotdogs says that they will get staples on Sunday so it should be fine. Back to talking about the heads, Michelle says she thinks it’s a past housemate. We head into the reward room where the massage is still going. He finishes up though and Rachael thinks she’ll have a bit of beer and a chuppa chup before falling asleep.

1:50am: Heap of people in the kitchen, they are crowding around Hotdog’s head. He seems to have a pink dot on his head. They don’t think it’s a pimple though. Dean says he might shave his moustache off. Dean says that he can see a hand in the window. Hotdogs says that Dean didn’t show any compasion earlier in the live games when he hit Christie throwing meatballs I presume. He says that if it was anyone else, Hotdogs would have been laughing with him. Dean says he was a bit mean though, cause he just went round laughing at her. The housemates all start laughing cause someone let something fly out of their nose. I’m not quite sure, I might have that wrong. Apologies.

2:05am: Dean and Christie are cleaning up a bit in the kitchen. Dean has an idea involving meat and cooking I think. Christie fills Geneva in on the goss for the night. Christie says that Dave was in the diary room earlier and said that he doesn’t know who he likes. He said to BB that ‘first in best dressed’ in relation to the girls, namely Kate and Geneva I think. Geneva is thinking of backing off. She doesn’t want to stand on another girl’s territory. She says it’s not in her hands. Christie says that Geneva and him had a great convo at the table earlier today. Christie tells her to go up and talk to him. Geneva says he is in Kate’s lap. Christie doesn’t know what she should do now! Geneva is wondering who said they liked him first. Christie says that if she backs off now Christie will think shes a pussy. She doesn’t want to annoy Kate though and get on her bad side. Christie reckons that if she leaves, Kate will make a move on Greg. Christie asks BB for another guy in the house. At 2:17am, Dreamworld says goodnight.