Day 30 Uplate

Another week of BBUL, and Mike starts us off with a brain teaser. Perhaps their asleep? Actually no their not, we go to the house now, to the bedroom, where Elle, Ryan and Kane are talking. Kane is telling them about a trip he has planned. It involves Canada. He talks about the club on the Gold Coast where he DJ’s, but also how he would like to DJ round the world. Ryan is very interested, but Elle has gone away from them. Mike cuts in to talk about VBB comp, but after that, we’re back to the boys. Kane says he loves being in control, which he is while DJ’ing. He says he loves people looking at him, thinking what he’s going to play next. Kane encourages Ryan to do something, but says not next year because he wants to give AFL a real shot. They are talking about some country oversea’s (Bali I assume, actually no it’s Thailand) where clothes are dirt cheap. Ashalea is very excited about going there! They suggest going over there with a spare suitcase, empty. Ryan says he’ll take the BB one! Mike cuts in again and gives us a clue for the teaser. Then he decides to play an uplate update. Back to the house we go, this time to the couch. Wesley and Merlin are talking. Wes wonders how good the viewing is for the public. They are talking about Catherine I think, but I don’t understand what there getting at. They say Kane was in good form last night. Merlin says he had a great convo with him. Over to the kitchen everyone goes. Bree, Ashalea, Wes, Merlin and Elle are there. Merlin says he is excited that people are staying up later. He says Wes is starting to step up. They decide to have a Milo. Merlin says the afternoon nap is really good. Merlin says the late night TV show is on 11-1, so they need something to watch! Merlin reckons the best convo’s come from the night. Wesley refuses to eat toast at night. He doesn’t want to start. Elle reckons she is getting a few pounds on, she just keeps eating cause she can’t find anything she really enjoys. They say they are looking forward to real food again outside of the house. Cut back to the studio, and Krystal is there. I think it’s pre recorded though. Comm break.

12:05am – Brain teaser is closed, back to the house. Terri is plucking her pubes….yuk. Finally, back to the kitchen we go. Trevor has joined them. They discuss that they thought the pancakes were great to eat, and also when they had the coffee machine. Nothing go past real coffee they think. Elle is still worried about her gaining weight. Trev reckons he’s lost some while he’s been in there. While all this, we still have the small screen watching Terri. Mike cuts in, and Rebecca wins the first $1000 for the night. Game two kicks off. Back to the kitchen we go. They discuss Gretel’s interview with Rove before BB started, and the 16 housemates images. Bree knew she was on in straight away. She obviously knew she was going into the house by then, but she picked herself out. Trev says he knew who he was. Some missed it and asked if anyone taped it. Bree says we’ll be soo sick of seeing ourselves on TV by the end of this. Merlin brings up an interesting question; he asks “when would you think they will bring intruders in?” Of course, at that point, we are off to a comm break.

12:18am – Brain teaser clue time. Another uplate update. Back to the kitchen. They talk about how BB hasn’t given them a task yet. Merlin says that while it’s a little thing, a task in here gives them so much to think about and to spend time on. Wes says it would be good if they showed us a whole day of Simpson’s episodes. Elle reckons it wouldn’t be good TV. Merlin says that they probably couldn’t show any of the stuff when they quote movies or anything. Elle reckons that Gretel likes Ryan! Elle says she might be going this weekend. They say how they can hear the crowd yell out when Gretel is about to announce the evictee. Elle says that perhaps her fight with Ryan the other night will mean she will go – because all the girls on the outside love Ryan and so they might vote her out. Comm break.

12:31am – Someone wins the $1000. Now onto part two of the Krystal interview. Back to the kitchen finally. They talk about what they will have for breakfast. Only Elle, Trevor and Wesley are there. They hope for a good task tomorrow. In the bedroom, apparently ugg boots are ok to go out in over in Adelaide. Ash can’t believe it. Mike cuts in, and gives a clue, and we’re away to a comm break.

12:44am – Mike is back in the studio, Go through the brain teaser again. Back to the house, Bree and Ashalea are talking in bed. Lights are out. Bree is talking about living with friends, she loves it. She says to Ash never to live with guys! Ashalea says she moved out when she had her trouble last year for about 6 weeks, but just when she’s gonna tell us why, BB sends us to the kitchen. Elle explains that once she had her own house, she had an afternoon quicky with her man, and while in the middle of it, his mum walked in and Ryan (the man) took the doona across the room leaving Elle on the bed starkers. She was soo embarrassed. Cut to a nomination package now. Comm break.

12:57am – Terry is on the line to win some cash. Move onto the final brain teaser of the night now. Into the kitchen we go, and before I can figure out what they’re talking about, Mike cuts to another nomination package. Elle is talking about some people she knows. Mike cuts in and gives a random task for Virtual BB. Since it closes at 2am, the word, Terri, will be useless to most. Comm break.

1:10am – Go through brain teaser with the clue one last time, then back to the kitchen. They are talking about school. Nothing very exciting at all. Elle reveals she worked at Toyworld. Ashalea comes back to the kitchen. They decide to have more Milo and start eating again. Ashalea says that everyone in the bedroom is now asleep. Another uplate update. Comm break.

1:23am – John is the final winner of the cash tonight. Back to the house Elle is talking about her sister. She says she is good at everything. Her sister wants to be a primary school teacher. She is a good netballer. Trevor says he is a lot darker than the rest of his family, the rest have nice olive skin. They cut to the last nomination package. Back at the house, the boys reckon that the State of Origin game will be on this Wednesday. Mike says goodnight for the night, as does Dreamworld.

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Day 27 Uplate

12:32am – Mike welcomes the world to the Friday night show. Vincent is in the studio. He just arrived from Melbourne. He thanks Virgin Blue staff for helping him get ther in time. We look like we’re going to the kitchen, but first they run through the first brain teaser. Into the kitchen now. Krystal is saying that she couldn’t live with her friends. Wesley says he could do it easily. Cut to Merlin asking Ash whats wrong, but nothing is, so Merlin says for her to wait there for him (they are in the living room.) Wesley is talking about where he lives, sounds nice. Mike cuts back in though. They go through some of Vincent’s lines from BB3, but Mike makes them up. They give a clue for the trivia. Comm break already…weird!

12:44am – Vincent thinks that the guys are more built up than previous years. Back to the house we go. They are talking about how on some calls or sms’es they get they have no idea who the hell the person is. Bree replies to sms’es “who is this?”. Merlin says that when his dad rings he says “Hi Dad”, and his father goes “How did you know it was me.” Oldies and technology hey! Krystal father has a man bag. Bree says her bro left a message on her phone one night, and she couldn’t understand it so she deleted, her bro rang her a couple of days later and said ‘did you like the message from christina concert!?’ oops. Krystal starts saying that she wanted Christina tickets, but she was in hospital. She asked her mum to get them, but she didn’t. She got out and they were sold out, so she bid on eBay but didn’t win, and then she sais she went to the concert on the night…..and Mike cuts in!!! OMG, we miss the end of the story. Krystal is being very loud though tonight, and this story took a few minutes. Everyone round the table were laughing at her slowness. Comm break.

12:57am – Someone wins the first cash of the night (Catherine). Merlin starts taking off Krystal as a cricket commentator, and she says ‘that was a good spinner….oh and i went out with spinner one night’ They are all paying Krystal out for never shutting up. A lot of “and this one time”. Suddenly a freaking lot of beeping. But they stick with it through the beeping which is strange. Now they cut away! Ashalea is in the bedroom, now moved into the bathroom. Mike cuts in and away we go with the clue for the second brain teaser. Comm break.

1:10am – Back in the studio and they crap on for a minute, then to the kitchen. They are discussing when to use bought and brought. An english lession on a late friday night. Excellent! Anyway, Krystal begins with another story. She’s telling us that her parents are taping every episode and they can send them over the net through email (lol @ the lameness). Anyway, Merlin says most of his friends were against going into the house. They thought it would be lame. She told one of her friends, and he wasn’t impressed, but his mum is a BB addict and heard and was sooo excited. Bree and others are still laughing at Krystal talking so much. Mike cuts in and talks to Vincent again. Uplate update. Back to the house, they reckon it’s 12:30-1am. Trev is not far away thinking it’s 1am. Wesley says it’s good, cause he doesn’t care what time it is now. Comm break.

1:24am – Back with the studio, Jason is on the phone to win the money. Back to the house now. Bree says if she was on the loser side she would’ve been yelling the crap out of the winners. Krystal says it wasn’t too bad, the boredom was the same, the food was worse of course, but the bedroom wasn’t that much worse. She says Terri really likes Paul, but Paul may not give those feelings back. Krystal reveals to the housemates that they talked yesterday (she and Terri). Krystal says that she wanted to get closer to Ryan and Bree (Terri). Krystal is not hiding her feelings for Terri tonight! Mike cuts in for a clue for the brain teaser. Comm break.

1:37am – Back to the kitchen. Krystal still talking very loudly. Bree says that she has had two bad nights, the one where she threw up and she didn’t feel that great last night, and she says its because she doesn’t normally drink that kind of alcohol. They start talking about drinks. Mike cuts in and they go to an uplate update. Back to the kitchen, Bree says she is a bit shitty that since Aph has left, she is got the smallest boobs in the house. She says she’ll get fake ones one day and they’ll be huge. Comm break.

1:50am – Mike talks about VBB comp. Joe wins the money in the teaser. They go through the final brain teaser. Back to the kitchen. Krystal is talking about the women’s ‘cycle’. They start chanting about clowns and Ashalea gets a bit scared. Mike comes back on, plugs Vincent’s gig on Sunday night, and then they move on to the brain teaser. Comm break.

2:03am – Mike welcomes us back, and throws us to an Uplate Update. Back to the house, housemates are getting changed in the darkened bedroom. Krystal jumps onto Merlin’s bed and gives him a kiss, then jumps back to her bed. Silence comes over the bedroom. Krystals starts playing with Bree, then hits Trevor. Trevor slaps a pillow back at Krystal. Krystal just starts laughing fairly loudly. Ashalea says “your trashed Krystal.” They cut to the uncut update. Leanne wins the last $1000 of the night. Cut to the kitchen cause the kangaroo is sitting at the table. They are speaking on behalf of the kangaroo. They cut to another uncut clip (Terri’s brazillian. Oh yuk). Sleep email time now. Another uplate clip, then another couple of emails before Dreamworld says goodnight at 2:32am.

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Day 26 Uplate

Missed the start by a few minutes. Walk in to Elle crying. Ryan says this is all caused by alcohol. Elle says she’s sober. Ryan asks her to repeat everything he said. Elle says he had a knife in his hand, he went to the DR, came back and said “if I was going to stab anyone, I’d do it outside.” Elle says she then told him to watch what he says in here. Ryan says it was a joke and that it was always a joke (he added a lot of expletives in this as well according to Elle. Elle says she is sorry she has gotten upset over something so petty, but she says she is an emotional person. Paul & Terri are watching on. Ryan says that if thats what he said, he is really sorry. Ryan says he must havesaid it in front of the others, so he apologises to everyone. Mike comes on and says the shit has hit the fan, so I couldn’t have been that far away from the start. Elle says that ‘but you didn’t say it to them.’ She is like shaking her head in a type of disgust at him. Ryan asks her to tell him again. All Elle says is that it was hurtful to her, because she felt it was aimed directly at her. Ryan says she doesn’t understand. Elle begins crying again, and she says “I’m sorry Paul, but I have to walk away. I know you hate people who walk away…but I have to.” Paul says thats ok. Mike cuts in there now. He says that it’s just a little misunderstanding. He then goes on to talk about VBB. But now it’s time for Jo!!!!!!! It’s Jo everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m excited! Mike asks her if she got it on with Saxon, Patrick or Vincent after BB. She says none. She says she has a man, she’s living on the Gold Coast now, and then Mike says “your getting married.” But she’s not folks. They are buying a unit together though. What does our gorgeous Jo think of BB4. She says it’s so Bold and The Beautiful – everything is so dramatic. Now back to the bathroom for round two of Elle and Ryan. Elle is explaining what happened again. Ryan says that out of everyone in the house, she gets on very well with all. Ryan says that Elle must notice that Trev and Ryan are pretty close. Ryan says that if it was Paul waving the knife around he might understand, but he says it’s Frysie…your good mate Frysie. Elle says she doesn’t take getting told to “get F*****” by her mates or anyone. Paul comes storming in. Elle calls him a shithead. He says he really needs to use the toilet. Geez Louise. Ryan then goes on to say “You know how bad this looks for me?!” Elle can’t believe he is worried about himself. Ryan says he was asking people for 5 minutes who had pissed off Elle before he found out that it was infact himself. Back to Mike and Jo. Back to the house, Bree is having an argument with Ryan now. No there not. They are discussing how it will be portrayed on TV. Bree is again upset with a comment from Terri it seems. She has a bitch about her in code to Ryan. Paul comes out of the DR and tells Ryan that he has had enough. Mike cuts in and chats with Jo a bit and gives the clue. Back on the couch, Merlin says in the past 6 years, he has had two major conflicts. Catherine, sitting beside them, says it takes her so long to get angry. Merlin says you see some couples and they are always fighting with their other half – he says they just need drama in there life. He says he knows a couple like that, and Catherine says she does too. Over in the kitchen, Paul asks Elle if it’s time to brush her teeth. Paul says he has recevied instructions to calm the evening down. Mike cuts in for a minute – then it’s back to the kitchen. Paul says if they can all sit there and be mello, it’s all ok. Ryan starts singing at a ridiculously high level. Paul says to be quiet, and Paul is in control. Ash enters and looks a bit pissed. Paul asks if she’s alright. Ryan begins saying something, and Paul quickyl fires “Don’t you start!” Paul says that Ryan must apologise for trying to put chilli down her mouth or something. It split her lip. Ryan says 3 times “Show me where….” with a puzzled look on his face. She has a smile on her face so she’s obviously cool with it all. Ryan says show me the mark and I’ll apologise. Ash says there is no mark, just that it hurt. Ash says that Ryan is an alcoholic. Now Elle and Bree can’t find the dip or something. They blame Paul. Paul swears he hasn’t touched a thing. LOL Ryan asks Paul if he’s serious. He goes on to say “I’ve broken people’s jaws and everything, but your telling me I have to apologise because I’ve hurt her lip?” Elle says to not be soo mean to Ash. Ash is smiling still though, and now Ryan apologises to her for doing something to her that he cannot see. At this moment, a heap of food spits out of his mouth, and Paul and Ash move away from him. Ash says to Ryan “how do you know it didn’t hurt?” Ryan again says to show him the mark. Mike cuts in again at this point, and they close the game, and finally a comm break. Phew….

12:03am – Marcus from Victoria wins the first $1000 for the night. Game #2 commences. Back in the house. Paul explains that Ash is a little upset about the chilli incident. Ryan says that he has probably connected with Ash the best in the house, to which Elle and Bree both say that he told them they were his closest not 1/2 an hour ago! Paul again puts his attention onto Elle, saying it’s nearly time for the 2 of them to brush teeth. Elle says she is sober. Paul agrees, and says BB thinks so too. He jolts his head backward trying to explain to her that BB thinks Ryan should hit the sack, but she doesn’t quite get it. Bree says that she and Ryan are almost the same person about from being a different sex. Ryan gets everyone attention and says “Bree, you hit me in the mouth and jaw tonight and I’m really pissed off.” Everyone starts laughing. Bree admits that he barely tapped him. Ryan says ‘but thats the situation I’m in”, referring to Ash being upset. Elle says that Ryan is digging a deeper hole for himself. Paul says ‘believe it or not, I’ve been told to restore peace!’ Back in the bedroom, Ash is saying that he says things thinking that he won’t hurt people but he does. Ash gives Terri the run down of what happened in the kitchen just a little bit earlier. Mike jumps in with a clue for the brainteaser. Comm break.

12:16am – Mike says that Jo has to leave shortly because she was in NZ today and she is very tired. We so goodbye to Jo now. Byee!!! Back to the house now though, and they are all in the bedroom now. Ryan is in bed. Ryan says Elle is an alcoholic, and they need a number for AA. Elle tells Ryan that he is such a player, telling him that he told 3 different girls tonight that he connects with them the most. Bree and Elle lie down with Ryan on his bed, and they go through the photo of the loser squad which Ryan is a member of (MLS). Ryan tells Bree that she would get along really well with one of the guys in the photo, and he says ‘thats a hot tip.’ He decides to go and try to patch things up with Ash. Bree and Elle say ‘lets lie down and watch the show.’ All Ash is saying is that it hurt a bit, but she wasn’t making a big deal out of it. Ryan says if thats the way she feels then he will step away from here and won’t laugh with her, hug her etc. Ash says she got upset because Ryan was being mean about it. Ryan says “OK, yep…” and walks away from her bed. Mike comes back on and is laughing, while the screen shows Ash starting to cry. Not really a laughing matter, but anyway…Comm break.

12:29am – Back with Mike, and we can see Ash crying a little bit in bed. Mike announces the winner of the VBB Daily Task comp. Back to the house, and we’re still with Ash crying in bed. She now decides to get up out of bed to get something. Into the bathroom we go where Bree and Elle are talking about how BB asked Paul to cut off Ryan’s drinks. Ryan comes out of the toilet and Bree says ‘hey dickhead!’ They talk about how funny it is that Ryan said the same thing to 3 of them tonight. Mike cuts in again to tell them the brain teaser is closed. Back in the bathroom, Bree put her hair up. In the bedroom, Ryan climbs into bed. Back to the girls, they say it’s gonna be a big couple of days. Elle leaves, and Bree brushes her teeth. Mike cuts in and gives the money to Mark. Game #3 commences and we’re off to a comm break.

12:42am – Back to the house and in particular the bedroom. Bree says she’s going to bed, and says she will sleep till lunchtime, then says she’ll sleep till 7am. Elle says goodnight to Bree, and says that it’s soo weird to have only 6 people in the bedroom. She says it’s different in the other room because their are only 6 beds. Bree says ‘yeh thats what we’ve been saying for the last couple of days.’ Mike comes on and gives a clue for the teaser. Uplate update time then. Now back to the house. Merlin is outside, trying to make the garbage bag roll sound like a digerigdoo. Back to the bedroon, the lights are out and everyone is in bed, except Ashalea gets up now. She heads over to get a drink, asking Merlin what he’s doing outside. He replies “chilling.” She gets something out of the fridge, stands at the bench for a minute, then we cut to a comm break.

12:55am – Evonne wins the cash. Next game starts. Bree and Elle are chatting in the bedroom in bed. They are whispering talking very softly. To be honest, I have no idea what they said, sorry! Mike cuts in to announce the crew member of the week – the same guy as last week, and he begins his little rhyme. Ashalea and Terri in the kitchen now. Merlin there also too. They are talking about Ryan’s little fight with Ash tonight. She says that because he has been drinking he’s taken the ‘that hurt’ comment to heart. Ash says she has her friends, who are younger, and even though don’t act this immature.Comm break again :(

1:08am – Mike runs through the brain teaser. Uplate update. Back to the kitchen, Merlin and Ash are the only two remaining. Ash says the only good time we had when they were drinking was the camping task. Merlin says they’ve only had two real incidents – Paul and Merlin’s argument, and earlier tonight. Ash asks Merlin if tomorrow is Friday. Ash says she doesn’t want to leave. She says it’s not up to her anyway. Merlin says either way she’ll be fine. Ash says she felt bad for Aphro leaving cause she didn’t want to go. Mike comes on and talks about the VBB comp. Comm break.

1:21am – Mike is in the studio, but we can see them hug and say goodnight (Merlin and Ash) to each other in the kitchen. Now the last uplate update. He comes back and he shows us Merlin getting into bed on thr studio TV. Marie is the winner of the last stash of cash! Sleep email time seeing everyone is in bed. That’s it for tonight. Vincent might be in tomorrow night. At 1:29am it’s goodnight from Dreamworld.

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Day 25 Uplate

Wednesday night up late, and all the winners look like they are up and about, in the living room. Mike cuts in soon after commencement, and gives us the usual speel. Back to the house. They are trying to get the 7 natural wonders of the world. Merlin and Kane are on the couch over the other side of the fence. They start discussing how the pyramids were built. Mike cuts in again though to start the brain teaser off. Mike tells he has 4 uplate updates, plus uncut updates. Too many freaking updates! Ryan says that from the moon you can only see The Great Wall of China. Wesley says thats bull – he reckons they can see Las Vegas. Merlin and Ashalea are called to the DR for batteries. Krystal jokes that BB will ask Ashalea if, for $10,000, she will sleep with Merlin. Batteries come out and they get into changing them over. Krystal reveals she wants to see the 7 natural wonders of the world and the man made ones. Over to the losers hose, well bedroom rather. The natural wonder discussion seems to have come over to this bedroom now, thanks to Kane one would suspect. Elle says the stones used for Stonehedgne were found a mile away from the actual site or something. Paul wonders why Jan Juc isn’t a wonder of the world. Elle says it must be the 8th. Back to the house proper now. Merlin is telling a story about finding a body in a coffin or something with his father while oversea’s. They took it to the crematorian and then in the mail two days later they received the ashes. Merlin now keeps his chess pieces in that box. Mike is up again telling us about the brain teaser, this time giving us a clue. Cut to the first uplate update. Back to the losers room now, and they are discussing what food they have left. They have heaps of rice, so they think they will have rissoles and rice tomorrow night. They even have heaps of onion to put in them. Paul and Kane also say they have some leftover sausages from today. They contemplate getting up and having th4em now. Paul tells Kane to go and turn the barbie on, but Kane says that Paul will thank him in the morning when they still have them to eat. Lights go out in the room now. They still have the door open, and it’s shining right onto Kane, so Terri gets up and shuts the door for him. They discuss whether BB will swap the groups from winners to losers and vice versa. Kane says they might keep their group in this bedroom, but let them do whatever they want and change the fence layout. Elle and Terri don’t reckon they will do that, as they would (the losers) still have too much they can get to, and their group would still be unable to get to the gym. Comm break.

12:10am – Lyn is on the phone to win the cash. Game #2 starts. Back with the losers. Elle is letting off some nice air into the room, and it stinks apparently. Paul says “they’ve evacuated Brisbane.” Catherine can’t possibly be asleep through this? I haven’t seen or heard her. Elle says she’s very sorry. Kane reckons she should go and push one out. Elle says she’s already pushed 3 out today. Paul says if they lit a flame, the whole place would go up in smoke. Back over to the house, Bree is in the bathroom. Ryan is singing to himself, and Krystal goes to the toilet. Back to the losers, Paul asks Elle if there are any skid marks in her pants. She assures them they don’t. Elle thinks it’s the onions, cause it smells like them. Back with the winners – Krystal is saying that no one has realised that someone in this house is going to actually win. She says it’ll change everything. She moves onto brushing her teeth. Comm break.

12:23am – Mike runs through the teaser and the clue, and then back to the house. Merlin is still there in the living room, Bree is talking about how her radio station is part of an Australia wide network, and that her actual station handles quite a few shifts for the whole of Australia. They are talking about someone, a DJ, but there are lots of beeps. Bree decides to go to bed. Ryan was talking about moving beds now there were less people in the room, but it looks like he has decided against it. Mike cuts in and tells us that perhaps we will find out tomorrow whether they will be swapping places in the house. I think thats a hint. Now the second uplate update. Second brain teaser is now closed, and we go to break.

12:36am – Nancy is on the phone to win the comp. Back to the house now. The loser room. Terri is sitting up talking still. Well sitting up in bed anyway. She is talking to Elle. Terri is saying she hates people who snort up their flem or whatever. She goes on to talk about someone dying of cancer or something. Must have been in the middle of the story before we joined. All the nurses were dry reaching or something the smell was so bad in the hospital. They were spraying air freshner everywhere. A few beeps now. They cut away to the living room. Trev says he still has contact with one of his old high school friends. He goes on to talk about how he still sees some of his other old school friends. Mike cuts in again, goes through the brain teaser, and gives a clue. Comm break.

12:50am – Almost straight back to the house. Wesley says that all his high school mates are still his best mates, even after 4 years. Trevor says something like he would know Merlin even prior to BB, but they decide to very quickly CUT that conversation. Merlin goes to get some water. Mike cuts in at this point. The next uplate update now. Back to the house, Elle has come into the living room – she is still dropping her guts. She leaves to go back outside, and they say that she has a mark on the pants. She checks in the mirrors as she goes outside and decides they are lying. Mike interrupts again to tell us that the third teaser is closed. Comm break.

1:03am – Jemma wins the next round of cash. Last game for the night is up and running. Uncut update now. Back to the house we go. Trevor is talking about his bed or something. Merlin says he loves Futon’s. Wesley says that they had a futon, but when his parents seperated they didn’t have room for it, and so they gave it away. Anyway, long story short, his girlfriend saw the bed at some persons farm, like a little story of a big circle, one big family world kind of story. Comm break.

1:15am – Straight into uplate update number 4 I think. Clue for the final brain teaser now. Back to the bedroom, the two girls in bed, Bree says she thought she would be gone first week. Krystal says she thought she would be gone too. Trev, Ashalea and Ryan come into the room now. Trevor has changed beds, but I think he’s just trying it out. Wesley and Merlin are in the kitchen now. But before I can figure out what their talking about, Mike throws us to a break.

1:28am – Nicole is the final winner of the cash tonight. He goes onto talk about VBB comp. Back to the kitchen finally. Wesley says he was thinking of starting his own business – he was going to call it LA. Life Adivce, kinda like a life planner, consellar type stuff. Ashalea comes over to the kitchen, but doesn’t interrup the convo. We cut to Trevor who looks like he is in position to scare Ashalea when she returns. When she doesn’t return straight away he goes back to the bedroom, where the lights are now out. Back in the kitchen, Wes says he has always wanted to be a newsreader. Merlin says to Ash “You do modelling classes once a week yeh?” She says yes, but Mike cuts in and says goodnight, not before telling us that Jo Ashton will be on the show tomorrow night! I’m very excited by this news!!!!! Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 24 Uplate

Tuesday night uplate. Hopefully get some people talking tonight! Anyway, roll credits. Not a good start, Mike joins us in the studio and starts talking about the Virtual Big Brother (VBB) competition. He says that it was exciting earlier tonight. Wow they are awake! Now into the kitchen we go. Krystal and Ashalea are talking about Ryan. Krystal reckons that he thinks of her as a loud obnoxious person. Ashalea changes topic and suggests that BB will reverse the sides, meaning the winners will become losers. Krystal doesn’t think that will happen. Krystal says that the only way that will happen is if they have another task. They reckon it will only last till the end of the week. Back to the Ryan topic, she says she has the same problem with many males like Ryan on the outside. She says it’s mainly Australian guys who she has the same problem with her – judging her before they really get to know her. Mike cuts in now. First brain teaser is open now. Now to the living room we go. Bree is talking about Ashalea and the truth game they played back in week one. She says she pulled her aside and told her that she didn’t need to tell the truth all the time. By the way, Merlin ( a loser) is on the other side of a clear fence by himself joining in the conversation. Trevor, Wesley Bree and Ryan are on the winners side of the fence. Merls and Ryan are saying they are fine giving the girl a hug if she is down, but thats it. She needs to understand this they say. Bree and Trev are talking as well, so it’s a bit hard to understand. Trevor reckons they put Krystal in the house to be the blonde bombshell. He says he wants to compare her to someone…they all get it and say yeh (Joanne). Bree says well she must be the reject them. Bree says that all Gold Coast girls are very similar to Krystal though. Bree says she knows 90% of Krystal’s friends. Bree says that Krystal is very similar to her ex boyfriend – when they tru to walk to a different nightclub 3 doors down, it’ll take an hour to get there because they will stop and talk to everyone on the way. Ryan complements Bree saying that at 21 she is soo mature. Bree says that she has matured because of things that she won’t talk about – and many housemates have a story they won’t say – but perhaps there are some (implying Krystal) that there is no story. Ryan says that if Aphro lived on the Gold Coast, he thinks that Bree would spend more time with her than Krystal. Bree says she might, but she says she loves Krystal to death. Mike cuts in and gives us a clue. Back to the house. Back with the convo, Ryan says he doesn’t think the problem will be here for long (I can only assume it’s Terri). Merlin says he has been eating away at himself, wondering if he has said something wrong inside the house. Bree reckons she hasn’t said anything that would perceive her in a bad light. The guys agree (she is an absolutely beautiful person in my opinion). Bree says she wouldn’t change a thing. Merlin says he would not worry as much if he came in again. He said he wouldn’t have got so worked up the other night with Paul. Ryan says he is really looking forward, and hoping he is there, when there are only 6 people in the house, because people won’t interrupt. Mike comes in and switches us back to the kitchen. Krystal says that in the house, there is only one person who can fill each role, ie leader, funny person etc. Krystal says because there are soo many people there are people fighting for each of these roles. Ashalea is just saying yeh a lot. Krystal says that people fighting each other for these roles is entertaining to watch for the general public. Ashalea says she is scared when she goes out what people will think of her. HAHA. Ashalea says she only just figured out it’s like the Rich and the Poor in this house divide in the moment. Oh dear, hope you people have that on tape, it’s priceless. Mike cuts in for a comm break. Phew! (Nah, really this is what uplate should be like. Just nice little chats and not much interrupting).

Mike is back at 12:25am. Ray is on the phone for the cash first up tonight. Cue the second game. Back to the living room I think. Bree says she went into the DR for a tablet, and she said that BB asked her heaps of questions. Ryan says the same. Merlin confesses it’s been the best day for him in the house so far. He hasn’t worried about a thing. He says he is feeling like he is coming into his zone. Ryan says he is worried that the losers will become jealous and little arguments will develop. Merlin says that he woke up this morning and told Ashalea that they get to relax today while all their friends go to work etc. He says that the guys should enjoy whatever comes to them. Ryan says he is nearly ready for bed. Bree is back and they are talking about of pubic wigs. She says you can get them in heaps of styles. They start talking about a word “Merkin.” Merlin says that someone in the house on the couch today started talking about waxing in graphic detail, and he had to get up and leave! Mike cuts in and gives the clue for the second brain teaser. Comm break.

12:38am – Mike goes through the brain teaser and clue once more. Now back to the house. Bree wonders what Australian magazines show full frontal nudity. Ryan nows the two of them. She goes to get some water. Krystal leaves and it’s just Merlin and Ashalea are left – so they hug over the fence. Ashalea apologises for hurting him earlier. He says it’s fine. Ash says she is worried about the amount of makeup she is wearing (not enough!) Merlin says “are you serious!?” Merlin says that she looks better with less on. Wesley, who normally sleeps early, wonders if this is the normal nightly chat. He is impressed with how good it was. They talk about the fence (it’s only a metre high). Merlin says it’s purely a mental thing. Wesley says he will try to make a point to stay up. Merlin says his chat with Igor the night before he left (or on Friday perhaps) was an awesome chat, and he tried to make a point of that at dinner the next evening. Mike comes on, and we throw to a break.

12:51am – Lydia wins the second lot of cash for the night. Game #3 is up and running now. Now to the first uplate update. Back to the house, and into the real bedroom now. Krystal is in bed. Ryan says his jocks may be a bit big, and yeh he’s right. He decides to put something down the front of them and walk out and see what Merlin says. Ashalea decides to follow him out there! Merlin, Trevor and Ryan are in the living room laughing themselves silly, when BB cuts to a break.

1:04am – Mike runs through the brain teaser. Back to the bedroom now. They are wondering whether they can have an extra hour of lights out because they are winners. They convince Ashalea to go in and ask BB, but just as she is about to, the lights go out so they don’t. Ryan asks Bree if she reckons BB would give them an extra hour sleep. She says she doesn’t think so – but she says if you really try, you can get back to sleep after the lights go on. They start talking about food tomorrow. They decide that Bacon and Eggs will be for lunch. They discuss having potato chips sandwiches. Ashalea says they are great. Comm break.

1:17am – Jaime is on the phone and wins the cash. Back to the house we go. They are talking about how they must get hot water everynight now. BB tells Bree to come to the DR. Mike comes on and tells us that Bree’s microphone has just given up, and thus she needs a new one. Krystal wonders what it might be – she says “I can’t think of anything she has just said…” meaning if she is getting told off. Trevor suggests that she got a letter, but when asked if he is joking he says ‘yeh!”. Mike comes on and uplate update number #2. Run through the clue for the brain teaser then. Comm break.

1:30am – Mike reminds us that Uncut is on tomorrow night. I think Jo is on tomorrow night’s uplate? He hasn’t mentioned it though. Back to the house we go. We get back and they talking about why Bree’s mic went dead. She said BB advised that she wears the mic under her clothes – she says how when she has a bikini on. Bree says goodnight to all, but they keep talking! Bree says the day was shit during the day, but the night was good in her opinion. They wonder if one of these nights they will get something special and the others miss out. Mike cuts in again though. They roll the footage of Trevor trying to smuggle items across to the others at the loser camp. He got busted by BB though! Back into the house though, they say that if they have to go over to the loser side, they should try and stay inside the room for the entire day and not go out. LOL. Bree is really up for this! They start talking about their last names, so a lot of beeps all of a sudden, so Mike decides to come back on. Mike throws us to a break after a bit of crap.

1:43am – Must be close to the end of the program. Someone wins the last cash for the night (Val). Back to the house we go, they are still talking, but not very loudly I don’t think. We see the other room for the first time tonight, everyone asleep over there. Mike comes back on though now. They throw to another uplate update. He reads some emails, and at 1:52am, Mike & Dreamworld say goodnight!

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Day 23 Uplate

Up Late is back for another week! It’s a later start tonight, 12:19am and the lights are out in the bedroom, but a fair bit of chat going on. Bree explaining something in a movie I think. Mike welcomes us. He says Igor will be on the show later on. He says that Bree and Terri have realised that they don’t like each other tonight. Apparently a task today has split the group. One group is sleeping in a different place tonight. Cue the first brain teaser of the night. Back to the bedroom we go though. Bree, Trevor, Krystal, Ryan are in the room for sure. Not sure who else. Wesley and Ashalea also by the look of it. Still they are talking about horror movies. Gruesome stuff as Trevor is explaining people getting their heads cut off! Now they move onto Final Destination 2. Now onto Jack The Ripper. Good to see Trevor talking a lot here. Ryan seems pretty quiet though. Mike comes back on and we go to the first Uplate Update for the night. Comm break.

12:34am – Mike comes back and tells us who is nominated this week. The awesome foursome. Run through the brain teaser, this time with a clue. Back to the house finally. Stil in the bedroom, still talking. Ashalea is talking about her friends back at high school who were gothic and liked to cut themselves as if they were trying to commit sucicide. Mike decides that the convo isn’t what we should be watching, so part one of the interview with Igor. Again, not going to bother recapping their convo. Didn’t go for very long…actually perhaps that was the whole convo. Now back to the house again and now over to the losers group (losers of the task!). They are all asleep. Can’t make out where they actually are in the house though. It does seem to be inside somewhere. Ah ok, it’s the secret room. God that was sooo exciting….what a waste. They could have hyped it up a bit more or something. Nevermind. Mike is back on now and is talking about Virtual BB. It’s just a competition. Katrina is the first winner of the money tonight. The 2nd brain teaser starts and we have a comm break.

12:49am – Mike is back as per usual. Goes through the brain teaser with a clue. We will get part two of the Igor interview shortly. Mike stays on the audio while we see the housemates. They seem to have all drifted off to sleep in the main bedroom. Cut to our first nomination package for the night. Sleep email time now. During this Merlin gets up and uses the toilet. Mike keeps reading emails till the break, just as Merlin gets back into bed.

1:04am – Second brain teaser game is closed, and now it’s time to check on the housemates. Silence is deafening. Back to Mike who throws to the second part of the interview with Igor. Damn boring interview. Starts going on about the damn VBB comp again. Amanda is the second winner of the cash. Mike tells Amanda about SuperDave’s (the Uplate producer) wife having a baby last week. Amanda wants Paul to win BB4. Game 3 commences. Sleep emails now. Comm break.

1:21am – Mike gives us a clue for the third teaser. Now to earlier vision. Krystal and Ashalea are talking after both getting nominated. Ashalea looks upset. Krystal says that everyone was bought in here to clash – not to be a happy family. Ryan comes in and asks if Ashalea is ok. He says not to take it to heart. He moves on. Krystal goes ‘hey what about me!’. Ryan says Krystal is taking it very well. Krystal says that Ash needs to talk to BB about her upset stomach. She decides to go talk to BB. Now, onto Bree talking to Ryan. Bree says it hasn’t been a big shock who has gone so far, but this week whoever goes will be a shock. Merlin and Ash cuddle in the living room. Merlin says that being nominated doesn’t mean she is bad etc – he says he connected with Aph the best and she was the first to go. Mike cuts in and pauses the stream. Uplate update number 2. Goes through the brain teaser again now. Now onto an email. Comm break.

1:36am – Clue time for the brain teaser. More nomination package footage now. Now onto the 3 phone little plug. This is riverting TV folks. Someone is winning the third $1000 for the night. Missed his name. That’s the 64th winner of the cash this year. The last game for the night commences. Back to earlier footage. Bree says to her teammates that it was a great team effort in the task today. They think that they have the whole shopping budget amongst themselves – they don’t think they can share with the other group. Bree puts an awesome cute beanie on her head. Krystal says that she looks stupid in them – “I look like a boy.” Comm break.

1:51am – Mike says he just got an sms from Igor saying to say thanks to the car supplier – absolute load of rubbish, he’s been plugging Mitsubishi all night. Brain teaser with clue again. Another uplate update now. Back to the earlier footage. Bree and Krystal bitching about Terri. Krystal has told Bree than Terri is bitching about her behind her back. Bree says “and she wonders why she’s always nominated!” Krystal says she feels like she has to give Terri extra consideration. Bree says she is ‘sooo Primary School.” Bree has never met anyone like her before. Bree says “I think she’s got a screw loose.” She says her ‘apology’ the other night was just a show for the cameras. Bree says she has done nothing but put up with her whinging. Krystal says she is intimidated by the younger people in the house. Bree says she is not good at being two faced. Krystal says that she walks straight past her most of the time. Bree says “I’m gonna go to her twelfth birthday when we get out of here!” Krystal says that Terri said tonight after nominations that she would have liked a week off. Comm break.

No clock when we come back, so can’t tell you the BB time. Nomination package now. Winner is Alison for the last money for the night. Onto some sleep emails now. Mike says goodnight, and we go back to the earlier footage. In the new room they are. They have hot water! They are whispering so no one knows lol. Catherine decides to have a quick shower. Krystal is in the room, she says she was shocked she wasn’t nominated last week. She predicted only 2 last week, and 2 this week. Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Dave!

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