Category: Uplate 2004

Evening All,

Credits roll and straight into the house. Aphro talking about Igor, and that he is the only problem in this house. Mike comes on, tells us that they are having a 60’s party. He runs through the usual speel about Uplate Updates, the trivia etc. Straight to a Uplate Update. Back from that, we launch into the first of the trivia teasers. Now we go into the house. Back to Aphro, who is telling the girls to tell him to shut up (Igor) if he talks about Aphro behind her back. Oh my god, this girls life is sooo obsessed by Igor. Get over him. Let the housemates get on with the game.

Ash is making a bit of a fool of herself over with the boys judging by the noise. Elle says “here we go – a bit more late night tv.” They are dancing in the cage – well rather Ashalea is, with Krystal. Terri wants one of the guys to go in there with her. Kane says for her to go in ‘The tighter the better!’ That game ends soon after however. They start singing, so we are whisked away to the kitchen. Aphro is talking to Catherine. Cath says that Aphro said she was going to pack her bags and leave. Cath says she wouldn’t have let her. Elle starts singing in the kitchen too – LOL, we might be watching the garden in a minute. Mike saves us and goes through the trivia for us, slower than usual cause of the singing. He finds some emails to waste some time, before we go back to the house. Mike says “Lets see if Aphro is stilll having a bitch.” First line we here from Aphro “and thats how i know he’s talking shit.” Catherine makes sense when she says “Let it go.” A bit of silence in the kitchen, Elle wants to keep her wig. She says she has a red wig at home. We get a break from them, and go to Igor for the other side of the coin. They are going through the whole Virgin Blue G Strings rubbish. He says that he was just asking a question, but Aphro got angry and took it as a statement and said that was crap. Back in the kitchen, the girls are missing the pure innocence of love. Aphro says in here it’s the complete opposite of that. Mike cuts in again, and goes through the brain teaser, and gives us a clue. Aphro crying again, she says she gave up something really big to be on here, but she can’t say it. She’s really crying now.

Now into the living room, Ryan is talking with Krystal about her job. Krystal says if someone is touching her breasts, she doesn’t feel it. It’s a mental function. Ryan asks about girls in the massage parlours that he has been to. Krystal says she would rather an old guy touch her boobs than tug a guy’s penis. Ryan suggests it’s a very similar game she is playing in regards to these massage parlours. We missed his story. Ryan says “So your saying it’s alright for women to let men touch their bobbies, but women can’t help a guy get off if they are gonna get double the money?”. Krystal instantly replied yes. Ryan thinks they are one and the same. Krystal says no, it’s a genetailer thing. I know thats not how you spell it, but bear with me. Krystal says that when she lets a guy touch her boobs, she can’t see the guys privates, but if she was tugging him off, she could see it. She is basically saying that boobies aren’t the private part for the girls, only the vagina is. Ryan says “thats disgraceful.” Krystal says more loudly “Whats disgraceful?” Ryan says it’s disgraceful that she doesn’t believe that what Ryan thinks is wrong. She says it’s different. Ryan says then I could go over and touch Ashalea breasts and it would be alright. Krystal says no you can’t go up to any girl and do that, but Ryan says “why not, it’s not there genetial region” Krystal says you can’t have sex with breasts. Ryan says he classes the breasts in the same class as the vagina. She asks Wes about the two levels, and Wes says that it’s the same game. Krystal storms out at this point, and Merlin says “It’s like Super Mario Bros. One person is on level a and one is on level b”. He loves his Nintendo doesn’t he! Krystal heads over to the kitchen. Bree and Aphro argue over whether she is crying or bullshitting. They soon realise she’s crying. Aphro says “I think she’s a really good actress though.” Then she says “ooh, no she’s not.” Aphro asks who said what. She says Ryan. Aphro says to let it out. Bree just hugs her. When she is about to start talking, we cut to a break!

Alright, back from the break and straight into the tension filled BB House. Mike says the shit has hit the fan, the trivia is closed, and we are sent back to the house straight away. Now, Krystal is retelling the encounter with Ryan mentioned above to the girls. She says that when young guys walk in, they aren’t impressed, because they think that the younger type have no money. Krystal thinks that Ryan actually likes giving the old men satisfaction.

Aphro asks Krystal if she would be fine to cut back on the alcohol, so that the guys would stop getting pissed and getting back to the Krystal topic. Everyone is yelling galore now, it’s very strange. She starts balling cries again. Terri says that we have to very mindful of what they say – She says that people are watching this at home right now, and they have to be mindful of what the family are witnessening. She says she bullshitted her way through the get to know you task for a reason – to protect themselves. Mike cuts in and does the trivia. It’s quick, and we are back straight away.

Aphro says that Ryan is the only one with the balls to actually say it out loud. Bree is in with the guys. She is saying she bullshitted through the get to know you game. Krystal was meanwhile very upfront about herself. Bree says that Krystal is crying her eyes out over there. The guys are suprised. It’s Ryan’s turn to talk now. He says that we all know what she has bought it up. He says she might cope it when she gets out. He says that he told a story about how he was invloved in a similar industry, and then says that she came up to him and payed him out. He starts talking about a massage parlour and there are beeps galore, and we cross back to the girls. Terri says it will make it worse if she walks out crying. Comm break cuts in.

Back again at 12:17am. Mike is very excited about the action in the house. He runs through the brain teaser quicker than lightning, and back we go. Catherine and Elle are in the bathroom. Elle says it’s only day 5. Bree is still in the living room talking to Ryan. Terri buts in and says that the different age groups can cause a few problems in the house, and that they have to understand and respect that. Ryan can’t believe he is getting the blame for this! He says that she came over to him. However, Ryan being the bigger man, will apologise for affending her, he didn’t mean it. Ryan says we got into this house to be honest.

LOL Trevor says to Ryan that he isn’t gonna go to the massage parlour with the boys when they come to Adelaide. Merlin is talking to Krystal at the moment, but his mic isn’t turned up enough to hear what he is saying. Bree pulls her away though, and tells her that she went to talk to Ryan, and fills her in. They hug while talking. Bree says that Ryan does have a heart of gold, and he really didn’t understand the difference. It’s only his opinion. Bree says that Ryan will apologise, but she must understand he didn’t mean to get her upset. She says she had no choice but to come out and tell everyone about her job. Mike cuts back in and gives a clue for the trvia, and then we get a commercial break :)

Back in the house, we’ve missed the apology! LOL. They are hugging and we catch Ryan saying he’s sorry he upset you. Ryan says that we’ve been here 5 days and she must know that he is a good down to earth, honest guy. Ryan says he understands where she comes from. Krystal says that Ryan has had other things done from other females that Krystal doesn’t do. They hug again. Then Krystal steps on his foot, and things that the friendship is gone again! Group hug all of a sudden! LOL Aphro says “don’t expect me to hug that thing out there” referring to Igor. Straight after one problem, we’re back to Aphro. She says he needs to stop bullshitting. LOL Aphro keeps interrupting saying Ryan should teach him to understand. Krystal is just upset that she is regarded as a sex animal because she is a stripper. She says she had the least amount of sex in her life when she was a stripper. She says they’ll wake up tomorrow and everything will be fine again. Krystal lifts Ryan off the ground, and she says she is 69kgs and strong. She says she is going to get changed now and go to bed. She decided against Ryan’s advice when he said “Go and have a drink!” Mike is back on, the game is closed, and we will now move back to the house. Wesley joins Ryan in the bathroom and asks what went on. Ryan fills him in on the talk to Krystal. He says that Merlin said “I would have thought the same but I wouldn’t have said it”, and that is wrong according to Ryan, because he’s not being honest with himself. Wes says he said shit tonight that he wishes he didn’t say, and then comm break cuts in.

Back at 12:44am, with Mikey who has John on the phone. He wins the cash, and again we launch into the third game of the evening. After that, we enter the house once again. Bree and Ashalea are talking outside. We’ve missed the majority of the conversation, but Bree is trying to make sure she doesn’t say too much or something. She says the Jessica Simpson style she has is great, but so is the other side of her, and they need to be mixed in moderation or something. Can’t tell what it’s about, I think we came in too late. Ash says that she appreciates her talking to her about it. Bree says perhaps go and talk to her about it. No idea who they are talking about – I assume Krystal. Bree says she has already told the boys that the jokes about Krystal’s job has to stop. I assume from the convo that with the group she owned up to a lot of actitives in fronto f the group, and she probably told people more than she wanted too. Mike cuts back in and gives us a clue for the brainteaser. I dunno if he did give the clue actually, but that doesn’t matter, because he has thrown to a break.

Mike is back yet again. He says that a lot of people have said that this ep of UpLate is good. He runs through the brainteaser this time with a clue, and then runs the Uplate Update! LOL. After that we return to the house, wher Mike tells us that Igor is talking to someone about Aphro. However, we return to see Ashalea doing a Brittney Spear’s song, with underwear and a tight top on. She looked alright too :) Mike cuts in again for some emails, and then we’re right back to the house. They are in the kitchen saying they won’t have any footage for the daily show tomorrow cause all the arguments are too rude. They say the uncut show is complete though now! However, they believe that it’s on next Thursday. Wrong fella’s, next Wednesday.

Into the bedroom, Aphro and Igor arguing again. She is yelling her head of to him, he is remaining calm, very calm. Why does Mike cut in at the wrong time! He has Mike from Victoria on the phone, and he wins some cash. We go to a commercial break at the end od it.

1:10am and we are back. Mike joins us again, but we are straight into the house. Aphro and Igor are making UP. LOL. Oh i’m sorry this is too good. She has been crapping about the guy for 24 hours, and suddenly she can get back to the friend stage with him. Igor puts it all on the line – he says tell him now to make her mind up. He says to let him know if they can continue their friendship , or whether they should just ginore each other. OMG. Aphro says she doesn’t feel she deserves to be here. I’m sorry, she’s gotta go people. Mike comes back on and runs through the last trivia, and we are back to the hugging and making up of Aphro and Igor. They are hugging and talking softly, very hard to hear them. They are both apologising to each other over and over again. She says she’s really sorry, she really called him some bad things. LOL She drags per Merlin into it by asking him if she called Igsy some bad names! Merlin is still dressed, but Igsy says “Fuck I’m ready to go to bed!” They decide to get a drink. They check on Kane who is in bed on the way through, when Mike comes back on and closes the last trivia game. He says that the show is drawing to a close, 10 minutes left, but he says “might be another fight”. It’s just priceless. Comm break.

1:23am and we’re in the living room. Trevor is on the screen. Don’t blink people, you’ll miss him. Sound went weird for a sec, but we’re back now. Merlin is talking to Wesley and says “Everyone has worked everything out tonight now”. Major feed dropout. Mike comes back on and he’s going to give Simin a $1000. This guy thinks Igor might win it. Dream on buddy. He wins the cash, and wraps up the show, but there is one more uplate update first. More dropouts in this episode than ever before. Mike is not aware he is cutting in and out on everyone’s set. He says goodnight, and we return to the house one last time. Bree is tucking Krystal into bed. Aphro and Bree are talking to her, saying “How are you” while touching her breasts…weird! Mike comes back on in the bottom left hand corner, and the feed goes again. G’nite Mike! When the feed comes back, Dreamworld has just said goodnight at 1:33am.

Stuff it, this is too good, so I’m on the live feeds now. Bree, Trevor and Merlin are talking while playing a bit of basketball. Merlin is stressed out totally. He has just got out of the DR and is upset that Aphro has made up with Igor I think. Aphro comes out and starts talking to him. He says he thinks they will be fighting again in 2 days. She tells him that she is friends again with him, because he actually cares for her, cause when he heard that she was ready to pack her bags, he came to try to sort things out. Anyway, moving on a bit, Aphro says that Merlin is the smartest person in here, so she asks him why he’s mad. Merlin says he thinks of her as a threat, and it brings out the strenght and argumentive behaviour in other people. And then she says – you know what it is – “It’s a whirlpool!” LOL. Aphro and Bree reenact their first night introduction to each other – they both are nice but turn away thinking they will hate them. Aphro says that Elle has heaps of self discipline. She has a heart of gold Aphro says. You will learn a lot from her. Igor has joined the group now, Trev seems to have gone. Bree is saying that she spoke to Ashalea cause she was concerned about her recent behaviour. She reminded Ash that her family were watching it. She said she had to think before she stood up and said on the couch “I want to fuck Rove.” She says to Merlin that he has been a great friend for her. Merlin says he is really worried about her too. They say she is so young at 19. igsy interrupts to say goodnight. Merlin says that she would have been overwhelmed the first few days with all the outgoing girls in the house – Merlin says even he was. “This is BB – You haven’t been wearing your microphone – you have incurred a fine.” LOL, they want to know how much, but BB doesn’t tell. Bree and Merlin are in the kitchen, Aphro is sitting beside them. Bree is saying that Ashalea was thanking her so much at the end of their convo cause she didn’t really realise what she was doing. merlin says he’s been really worried about her since day two. Bree said to her that she is worried about her appearance 24/7, and she is looking for a modelling career out of this. Bree loves her a lot, but she was talking to her the other day, and she was looking at her lip gloss in the mirror. Bree says when she is talking to someone she never thinks about what she looks like. It’s now 2:11am.

Bree reveals why she applied for BB. Her best friend said to her “Bree, apply for BB, because your one of a kind.” This girl is growing on me day after day. Bree reveals that she had a friend who she loves to death – he makes her laugh more than anyone else in the world – he understands her more than anyone in the world – problem is he is gay. Sheldon is his name. They worked in the same place “Dracula’s” and they both have decided if they are still unattachted at 35, they will get married. Catherine says goodnight. They met in Romeo and Juliet fashion, with the guy calling out to her from upstairs “How old are you”. Soo cute. The guy didn’t know he was gay at the time. Ashalea has entered the kitchen now. Bree says it’s weird – she hasn’t had many relationships, she is 21, but she would marry this guy at the drop of a hat. Someone is saying they will all be in Melbourne together for Rove. Well thats a damn long way off. Bree loves Rove. She has a story for him planned. When she was doing Dracula’s in Melbourne, Rove was there. But thats all she says about that I think. They start talking about “Who’s line is it anyway.” Bree says it’s all planned. Trevor thought it was Ad-libbed. Trev mate, get with the real world. It’s 2:23am and thats all from me guys.

Where’s Warren?
Dave!

It’s right on 11:30pm tonight when the credits roll and BB Up Late rolls around for another night. They are back in the house so hopefully they have some enthusiam tonight :) End credits and we are taken straight to the action, OUTSIDE lol. I’ve got no idea where they are etc. Mike comes up in the bottom corner and runs through the usual Up Late speel. The housemates are looking directly into the camera. Anyway, inside, Elle is talking about how she loves her sister but they don’t get along. Sorry, make that Terri. The people from outside come inside and again you can hardly understand anyone. Elle says that it’s sad that when people get old, it’s usually not the family that visit, it’s other friends. Family doesn’t go as often as they probably should is what she is trying to get across.

They look to be all sitting down in the lounge room, and they start talking about the Spa. It smells bad apparently. They think it needs a bit of chlorine but are unsure. Kane will go into the DR soon to ask BB about it. Aphro is ‘soo in love with this furniture.’ LOL. Bree has just bought out a dress which basically covers nothing. It looks basically like a top. Someone asks her if she would ever where it as a dress, to which she replies “Yeh, if I was a slut.” Ah, I like the girl :) Now she is wearing it as a beanie, it looks so much better up there. Someone asks if any of them has any money on them – Trevor has $5 on him, but thats about the only person. It’s soo weird for none of them to have any money. Ryan says he had $2000 in his pocket on launch night and gave it to ‘a fan, the motorcycle driver’. Yeh right mate! Krystal reveals she has met Gretel twice previously – at a live nomination show and then they had a few drinks together one night at Surfers! About there, Mike comes on and then goes through the trivia quickly, before giving us an Uplate Update.

Back to the house though now. They talk about Bree talking back to Gretel on opening night. It was good television that night. The housemates think she might be out first now, Gretel campaigning against her! Igor tells everyone what happened with him on stage. He was on cloud nine he says, it was such an experience with all the crowd. Terri recounts her experience now, and she wasn’t too pleased with her introduction! Bree asks Catherine and Paul if their kids were there, to which they reply yes. Trevor doesn’t say much in group conversations does he? Elle meanwhile in a little window down the left hand bottom corner takes her top off in the bedroom and puts something different on, in preparation for bed I would assume. She had a bra on, so we had no nudity. Merlin and Ashalea are talking, saying it’s been a week since they have been locked up (in isolation included). He laughs a heap now, saying that her little dummy which lights up is not battery operated. LOL. It’s another blonde moment for her. She has a necklace which has a dummy on the end of it, and it lights up. She thought it just glowed in the dark, and didn’t have a battery. Merlin can’t beleive that she thought it didn’t have a battery. He is still laughing a lot 2 minutes later. Mike cuts in and tells us she is actually an Auatralian of the Year. Trivia goes on, and we are taken back to the house, where things have quietened down, no more laughing from Merlin anyway.

In the bedroom, Bree is getting changed, takes her bra off after she has changed her top. Krystal is also there, with Elle. She takes her pants off and BB decides we’ve seen enough and takes us back to the living room. Ashalea is lying on Merlin’s tummy now, looking very relaxed. They are talking amongst themselves, while Igor talks to someone else over the other side of the room. Comm break cuts in.

Back again, the game is over for the first trivia. Trevor is walking round outside, and Igor is going to see if the spa really does stink. Ashalea says that everyone goes to bed early around this place. She can’t sleep this early. Merlin says he is going to have a great sleep tonight, back in real beds. Ashalea says she normally sleeps at around 12:30am, falling asleep in front of the tv. Ryan is back in the room, and they start talking about weird nicknames. Terri has to go to the diary room before bed, and she can’t think of anything to say. Elle comes along and jumps on her! That’s something to talk about! On the line back with Mike is Lee from NSW, who answers Terri, and wins the money. She has her fave as Ryan. Conversation doesn’t last long, Brain teaser number two is up and running, and we are back in the house. Ashalea is standing up and saying that Merlin can go to sleep, it’s ok. They seem to be the only people still left in the house. He starts saying little music things to himself after Ashalea goes into the bedroom.

Over in the kitchen, Catherine, Aphro and Bree I think, but feed doesn’t last long, and they go back to the lungue where Bree has just walked back to, and Paul is going to read on the couch for a bit. Bree is going to get changed. Actually, strike that, it was Ashalea. Sorry! Wow, I am bad lol. They look nothing alike. Comm break.

Back again with Mikey G on BB Uplate. Another trivia run through, and we join Elle saying that the guys shouldn’t pee on the floor, and put the toilet seat down! They are looking at someone’s photo’s now, Krystal hasn’t seen a bigger smile on someone in Ryan’s photo. Aphro is over in the kitchen saying she doesn’t ever want to go back to her old life. Catherine doesn’t think she will have to. She goes on to say that you have to decide to go on living with excitement, or contempt. Something like that anyway. Just the two of them over in the kitchen. Aphro says she wants to find that ‘little world’ she has never had. She says she really needs to be in here for a while, she hopes people (public) understand this. She doesn’t want to win, she just wants to be in BBWorld for a lenght of time.

Back we go to the bathroom, where Elle and Merlin are talking. There is a tap running and it’s impossible to hear anything. Elle says she feels like crying again. Ashalea has joined convo (suprise suprise!) and says she is beautiful and not to worry about anything. Comm break time!

It’s 12:30am at the moment, Mike is talking to us, the BB Trivia is closed for the second time round. Back to Aphro and Catherine in the kitchen we go. Aphro says that her mum and dad aren’t affectionate. We cross back to the bedroom, where Ryan has hot feet. Someone says they always have cold feet. Krystal says they love Body Shop stuff. LOL, Bree says straight away she thinks it’s bullshit. Wesley says goodnight to the cams by hitting a wall (mirror). Ryan when giving presents, just goes for the old flowers. Mike comes back on, and he has Belinda from Qld on the phone. She wins the $1000. Mike says that a comp later in the series will give away a car via their sponser 3. Back to the house though now, Aphro is still talking to Catherine. Merlin has joined the convo as well. Elle is there, Ashalea must be there surely ;) But I can’t see her. The girls talk about squeeing zits in the mirror, and they hope that a cam isn’t behind it. They talk about girls with Merlin. He is soo fussy. He wants his girl to be the one that stands out from the crowd and he knows from the instant he mets her that she is the one. That’s how he plans for it anyway. Comm break.

At 12:44am we are back. He shows us the 3 mobile phone, and shows us the highlights package on the phone, the quality does look quite good. He goes on to give us a clue for the trivia, (eating) very easy this one, before we return to the house. Igor is talking about his girlfriend outside and why he broke up with her to come into the house. They both think (Igor and his girl) that they will be together again once back outside, but they still decided to break it off. Moving on, Igor can’t believe that it’s only been 4 days in the BB house. There are quite a few people over there now. Ashalea has made her way over there. Aphro says she is in no rush to see her friends and her mum. She wants this to last forever. Yes we understand, you’ve only said it 45 times!

Aphro says “If the world was more gay”, Merlin then chips in “It would be a happier place.” Interesting Merlin…interesting! Igor says it’s not normal to see gays out in the street, wheras it is up in Sydney. He thinks it’s because of the Mardi-Gras. Merlin thinks that when you define people via their sexualality, your going down the wrong path. He has a good argument actually. Merlin says that Igor is calling gays like a ‘herd of cattle.’ It is interesting that Merlin is sticking up for the gay population so strongly and passionatly. Comm break (includes Sunday special and also Monday night nomination special)

Mike is back, the teaser game is closed, but back to an uplate update. Now we are back with the action, in the bedroom, with people getting ready for bed. Elle is in bed, Ryan is too I think. Whispers in the bedroom, before we go to Trevor in the diary room, on mute, but then Mike comes on pretty quickly, where Dennis wins the $1000. Straight back to the streaming now. They are still on the gay issue in the kitchen. Merlin says what would Igor’s father say if Igor said he was gay. Igor said his dad would say ‘cya later!’. Merlin continues the debate, Everyone else is laughing because Merlin is soo passionate on this topic. Aphro and Igor are arguing in the kitchen over whether family would actually chuck someone out of the house if they were gay. Igor says that a lot of people would do that, but Aphro can’t see why. Mike starts the 4th brainteaser, and we head to a break.

Mike is back at 1:10am, and he reads a few emails, before we go back to the action. Mike has hosted it well tonight, quickly running through what he has too, cause of the housemates actually being awake. Back into the house now, the lights are off in the bedroom and there is silence there. Now back to the kitchen. Igor says he’s sorry for his loud voice. Aphro says she has one too. Still on the gay topic. Merlin has withdrawn from the convo for a sec, but now he’s back. Igor says he knows a guy who is gay, and he still talks to him till this day. He says he uses the word gay wrongly, but it’s the only way he can say it. It was actually his neighbour who was gay. It keeps going on and on, everyone going over the same things. Comm break. Nearing the end of this episode…or show. I dunno what to call it :)

Back again, it’s 1:23am, and they are still up! Believe it or not :) The last trivia is closed, and he sends us to the last uplate update. Back from that, we’re back to the kitchen. Igor is talking about her family background, saying he doesn’t care if he fell in love with a Greek girl, he would be fine with it. LOL Aphro just left saying that “if people can’t put up with multiculuturial societies in Australia, they should go back to where they came from….and I’m a wog.” Ashalea is just sitting there bored out of her brain listening to the interesting conversation between Igor and Merlin. This is by far the best convo I’ve heard to date, both guys respecting each others opinion. Mike cuts back in for the last brain teaser winner, who is Holly from Victoria. She sounds very young, but awake, which is a bit of a change. She wins then we say goodnight to Mike, but we return to the house. In the bedroom, Terri is chatting to someone, then tries to find the camera behind the wall. Aphro is back and worked up in the kitchen, but before we can figure out the conversation, Dreamworld says goodnight at 1:33am.

Where’s Warren?
Dave!

With Rove never finishing on time, Up Late starts at 11:40ish, and we, as per usual, start with the opening credits. Then, we are taken Mike in the studio, and someone is asleep on the Plasma TV. He says Ash and Merlin are talking, and also Aphro and Igor are chatting away. But straight into an up late update. That over with, we launch into the brain teasers for the first time tonight. But then into the action, where the vision is of people sleeping. Thought they were awake! It does look like everyone is asleep. Mike comes back on and says they were talking a minute ago! Merlin and Ashalea are sleeping very closely together. He starts talking about the website. They have had 2.46 Million impressions so far on the site. Exciting stuff! SuperDave in the truck is getting the website together so they can have a surf of it online. He says he hopes they have logged in tonight! At least he has a sense of humour. Can’t believe these housemates are still sleeping outside. Apparently today they got enough food for another week hahaha. Anyway, Mike is going to take the quiz on the OS. It involves underwear. Lovely! He gets one incorrect and gives up. He moves over to the website poll. He says it never works out to be correct, which is a load of rubbish, because Reggie had a huge popularity percentage for most of BB3.

Ashalea is sitting up in bed. Amazing. She is looking through her things for a…wait for it, a hair clip! Then puts the beanie on, plays with her hair for a few seconds and then lies back down in bed. No words are spoken to anyone. This Up Late is working so well for 10 at the moment.Oooah hello, Merlin is awake now, and they are whispering about something, can’t make it out. Ash asks if he’s tired, to which he says no, but then says ‘everyone else has gone to sleep.’ They get back in their sleeping position (very close to each other) and try to get back to sleep. OMG, Mike just takes a rumour posted to BBBA about Ashalea never taking off her makeup as his own knowledge and tells the world. He says her friend told her opening night. Yeh right, Mikey, we believe ya ;)

Mike craps on about nothing, the trivia and not much else for a little bit before we finally head to another up late update. Now he’s onto some emails. Not very exciting any of them. BBLIA gets a plug from someone, if anyone is interested. He sends us back to the house, so we watch the people sleep in silence for a couple of minutes. Gotta be an ad break soon surely. 2 minutes later Mike starts yelling at them. It doesn’t do any good whatsoever. Now brainteaser winner is Carina. She says it’s very entertaining tonight. She wins the $1000 with the answer of Merlin. Finally we get an ad break after being introduced to the second brainteaser.

Back with Mikey who gets the honour of telling BB to turn those outside lights out. It takes a few seconds to fade out, and then the infra red camera’s kick in. So, what else does Mike have to crap on about. Oooh, he’s going to show earlier vision from tonight. Excellent.

[Earlier] Paul is saying that Merlin is pretty tall. He’s only 5’8 though apparently! A bloody lot of people talking, we really need to get some of these people evicted. Ashalea is talking about her self defence stuff, and what she needed to do to get her black belt. Ryan says that skipping is really good to keep fit. LOL. Terri is saying that something is on the floor inside. Paul says he doesn’t care what it is. All he says is that he knows that BB is up to no good. Krystal says that the Lava Lamp inside is on, and is laughing at us. Aphro says did they actually lock the house. Trevor says he locked it on the way. Krystal says “So we could open it. If we wanted to rebel, we could open it?” Bree tells her the note said to not attempt to re enter the house. She’s a smart cookie! Aphro asks what is wrong with Krystal. She says that she wants to march into the diary room and tell BB to damn well let us in. Krystal says she feels rejected by BB at the moment, and then she says she feels neglected by him. Make up your mind! Aphro isn’t rejected by him, she says it could be soo much worse. Aphro says that you can tell in his voice that he’s feeling for the housemates (referring to BB.) Krystal says that it’s about time to let them back in. She says ‘we did this last night’ so it’s getting boring. [End of Earlier] Mike cuts in, and so it pauses there, and then he throws to the brainteaser. Comm break. It’s just after 12:25am

Back at 12:32am with Mikey in the studio. He runs through brain teaser once more. Now, another uplate update from the 7pm show. This is the third one. Ah, seeing I haven’t seen the daily show it helps me out. Now, onto the new technology with 3. Exciting…Back to the house live…still nothing happening at all. Everyone asleep. C’mon, cut back to earlier footage. Please….Mike comes back 5 minutes later, and then cuts to a comm break.

At 12:45, 1 hour in, we are back. Darren from Qld is the winner for the second brainteaser. Well he will be when he gives the answer. And yes, he does. He gets the $1000, and Mike sends us to earlier footage.[Earlier] Aphro says to Igor “You dropped your guts didn’t ya?” Krystal and Aphro are still talking about being locked outside. They say if it’s a week, so be it. Igor says they will have to be inside for nominations early next week. Good point that. Krystal and Kane make some noise by slapping the table. Kane asks BB to chuck on a couple of tunes for them. Yeh no worries Kane, just a sec buddy. And then it’s paused.[End of Earlier]

Mike cuts in and runs through the third brain teaser for the night. Very easy one, it’s Ryan. Mike tell us that he might have a special guest for Mon Tues and Wed next week….Back to earlier though now. [Earlier] Krystal is complaining about not having any toiletries with her. Kane says not to worry, you gotta live through it. One minute into the earlier footage and we have a comm break. :( [End of earlier]

Back at 12:58, Mike runs through a few emails that have come through. Just a heap of shoutouts. Moves onto the brain teaser again, and give the clue. Back to Earlier footage now:

Aphro, Trevor and Kane are talking about a guy called Jimmy, who they think is a dickhead. They’ve met him through BB obviously, and they don’t like him or something. They are saying that he’ll be at the finale and they will all call him a dickhead while they are on stage. Mike tells us that there is better stuff later, so they will fast forward through a bit. Mike reads some emails then tells us that next week’s guest will be Sara Marie will be on Up Late for the first three days next week. It’s all advertising though, she’s doing it for those nicotene patches. Now, back to the action we head. Trevor, Kane and Elle are talking while getting themselves a drink. They are talking about the Krystal-Elle ‘hump’ last night. Elle says she got out of it very quickly when she realised what Krystal was doing. Before one minute has gone, it’s another damn commercial break.

It is 1:11am at the moment. Brain teaser time, it’s Brett in Queensland who gets it this time round. He gets the cash, and the phone call lasts for a couple of minutes. Brain teaser #4 is now underway, the last for the evening. Just realised they haven’t replayed any of these updates just yet, which is good. They had 3 updates last night, and played all of them twice.

Back to live footage for a second, before we are taken back to earlier events. Terri is complaining about her sunburn. Bree and Paul listen to her. Talk moves onto what BB has said to them in the diary room. Terri says all he has said to her is “Is that all?” Trevor is talking Elle into going into the diary room so they can get answers to a few questions regarding toilet paper etc. They start saying that they shouldn’t use a roll each time they go. Kane or someone yells out “Yeh, c’mon Aphro” Funny stuff. Elle has wimped going into BB, instead preferring to get her hot water billie or some rubbish. Mike cuts in, gives us a clue for the final brain teaser of the night, before cutting to a break.

Mike is back, and it’s 1:25am. Only 20 minutes or so to go. He forgot to give the clue for the brain teaser, so he does it now. Ok, so now we go and check on the live action for a sec, same old stuff there, so we jump into earlier action. No actually, Mike appears bottom left of the screen, and says that Merlin should fall in love with Ashalea. He says we should all send positive vibes their way. More emails now, not action from earlier. That lasts for a few minutes, before we do get that earlier footage. Aphro asks Kane to go away so she can talk to Elle alone. Elle starts crying for some unknown reason now. They are trying to talk each other up now. Dunno what happened before though. She says she doesn’t want people to ask Krystal for a strip show. She doesn’t feel comfortable when they all talk like that (Elle this is). They both say that they respect that it’s only a job for her. Elle is saying that Krystal doesn’t need the guys mocking her about her job. Elle says that she and Trev got up and left the group last night when Krystal was asked about the stripping constantly cause they don’t need to her that crap. Elle says that she couldn’t discuss those kind of things with the whole group cause she doesn’t have the same connection with everyone. She would rather have 1 on 1’s than a group conversation. Aphro somehow changes the subject, saying that Igor said he had sex 12 times in one night, but not many people believed him. Aphro believes him because she has done it 9 times in the one night, but she felt very sick after it. Comm break cuts in at the perfect time.

Mike is back again at 1:38am, so this will be the last segment for the night. The brain teaser game is closed. But before they play the game, they go back to the convo between Elle and Aphro. They get up because the water has boiled or something and Elle wants a coffee. Trevor burnt his finger. Ah the guy is a legend. He gets Elle’s cup of coffee, and checks she’s alright before he heads away. Trev has his finger to his ear, and it looks like he’s talking on a mobile. Quite funny. Trev is gonna have some CoCo Pops before he goes to bed. Elle makes herself some jam on bread. Trev and Elle are sitting down talking. He talks about his girlfriend outside. He calls her all kind of names. He then goes onto the story of how they met, or hooked up. Nothing happened for the first few nights, there is a 9 year gap in their relationship. He was 26 at the time, she was 17. He asked her out over the phone. It tooks a few months to get to the ‘kissing and stuff like that’ stage, LOL.

Mike cuts in for the final time I think, and they still have to give Patrick a $1000. he wins the money, then tells us that they have some suprises in store for tomorrow night. Mike says goodnight, Dreamworld says goodnight and the show is over.

Where’s Warren?
Dave!

Just before we start, this is Live Updates from the house. Monday night is Day 2. Meanwhile the evening show shown earlier tonight was footage from Sunday in the house, and thus called Day 1. So in future, all the Up Late updates will be one day ahead of the Daily Show updates. Anyway, on with the show!

We get the full BB opening credits for Up Late this year – last year it was a shortened version. Anyway, we join the house where a few people are talking. Quickly taken away from the vision to Mikey G who is in a nice red studio and has a plasma screen next to him! He tells us what is planned for Up Late this year, including extra cash, before launching into the up late update. Apparently (although I have yet to watch it) it was shown during the daily show, so I’m going to skip recapping that. Mike tells us that Terri earlier in the evening admitted to having a foursome.

Without further ado, we are sent into the BB house where it looks like everyone is still up and active. It looks a lot busier in the house than it did when we first joined up late, so it should be an interesting night. We join and Krystal is talking about how she’s an exotic dancer. Actually she is talking about everything the other housemates have found out about her today. She also says they have found out that she likes the bottle a bit! She then says that Australia also saw her humping Elle. All in just one day. Good work Krystal! Ryan quickly tells her that Elle will never be the same again. Elle is listening to this conversation as well, so Krystal tells her that she thinks she should hump Krystal back. Elle decides perhaps wisely, to pass the opportunity. “She only likes to receive. Not a giver” Krystal fires back! She continues talking to Paul and says it’s a lot to take in for the public in just one night, so she will pull back now and try to give someone else the spotlight. She says “Tomorrow I will just try to keep….” and someone, Kane I think, yells out “Quiet!”. That was good. Yeh it was Kane. Now too many convo’s going on at once, can’t understand a word. Krystal then starts telling Kane that it’s been a big night for her. Here we go again. Wisely, we cut to a Trevor, Wesley, Merlin, Bree and Aphro conversation. Aphro tells everyone she hasn’t done a chick yet. Bree says she has done several. Aphro can’t believe she hasn’t! Bree blurts out to Trevor that he has just earnt himself a nomination. Poor guy was just standing there. Everyone tells her to shush up I think, and she quickly says loudly that it was just a joke. That breaks up the conversation, Aphro saying that everyone should go to bed. Bree decides it’s time to use the Port A Loo. Merlin is just walking around, but we cut away from him quickly. Terri and Aphro discuss what day it is. Terri says it’s Day 3 tomorrow. Aphro says she feels like she is starting to bloat. She doesn’t really want to use the Port-A-Loo. She says “Cause right now I feel like I’m really full of shit.” Lovely. Bree is out of the toilet and is getting her pajama’s on.

Bree is getting ready to do the splits, but Terri tells everyone that she is going to do it, and thus, gets stagefright! Ryan comes and tell Krystal to go to bed and stop bugging the boys. She seems very drunk. She says she has to go to the toilet before heading to bed. Then Mike comes back and gives a clue (Answer is Uplate). He also goes onto say they have an email address this year: [email protected] He then says that it’s time for another UpLate Update! Again, it’s already screened, so we’ll skip past this. Back to Mike, who sends us back to the house.

LOL. They are talking about all 14 of them getting a disease and the show has to stop. Wesley says that ‘Seinfield’ will be back on at 7pm quicker than anyone can say anything. Lovely, they are talking about making sure everyone uses toilet paper properly and making sure it’s all gone from you know where. Kane is really into this conversation, that says a lot about him yeh? Everyone seems to be ready for bed, a lot of peeps lying down but not yet asleep. Aphro is saying to someone what did his last slave die of. Ashalea wants to sleep inbetween Merlin and Aphro….oooh love in the BB house, isn’t it sweet! Is it Melvin or Merlin? Weird, they seem to be calling him Melvin. Anyway, moving on. Aphro and Igor are having an argument, and quick crys from the others say ‘The husband and wife are having troubles!’ Now Aphro and Ashalea are moving her bed so she can be close to Merlin. Ashalea says she is now inbetween the two hottest people in the house. Mike comes through again, and says there is 4 games of Trivia tonight. Denny is the first to win anyway. I dunno about her name. She is from Victoria. Maybe Jenny. I don’t know! She doesn’t know what she’ll do with the cash. Her fave is Ryan at the moment. Next brainteaser is alive now. He tells everyone what they might do when the HM’s go to sleep, but before all that, we have a commercial break :)

Back with Uplate now, and Mike shows up again, or as I like to call him “Trivia Dude!”. Back to the house though. Catherine is saying out loud that Ashalea moved her bed. Bree and Kystal are talking standing up. They say goodnight to Aphro. Krystal does seem a bit drunk, but anyway. She moves on and gives Wesley a hug. SHe’s had a hard day she says. She says that Kane is such a shit stirrer. She says she’ll see him tomorrow, and Wesley says “I’ll be here.” She then heads to bed and says someone has been using her sleeping bag because it’s unzips. But now she’s not so sure. She says goodnight to Elle, then Paul (what the heck is there only one person in this house. The camera’s just follow her!), then Ryan, who she calls a prick under her breathe. But I think it’s all in good fun. Kane is shit stirring her again, trying to work her up. She takes her mic off, and they all say “Goodnight Australia.” Mike cuts in at this stage, and takes us into another update from the 7pm show. Again, no recapping. End of update, hehe, it was one with a bit of bitching! Back onto Mike who goes through the trivia, or brain teaser, as they like to call it. The word is Igor. So hard this comp, as it is every year. But only NT, SA and WA can’t play this year, which is an improvment. Comm Break.

Back again. But only to Mike…He goes through an email they just received. It’s someone wanted to wish someone a happy birthday. Thats a great start….Anyway, time for Trivia number 2. I think…no maybe just a reminder. LOL he says that this show is boring when the housemates are asleep. At least he’s funny people. No it’s just the clue again. More money have to go into the coffers before they give the $ away. Now, back to the house. Kane is taking off Johny Howard. They don’t seem to like poor John. Aphro says that BB has been very quiet tonight. They laugh that all the camera’s have gone home. Igor hit’s the nail on the head and says it would be funny if they were on TV at this moment. Silence desends over the bunch, except for Igor’s end of the sleeping bags. Aphro says she is wrapped not to be married to Igor. Weird stuff! LOL Ashalea is trying to talk to Merlin, but he wants to sleep. Poor Ashalea. Silence again. Ashalea is facing Merlin, dunno if she is starring at him, or if she is trying to sleep. Igor suddenly says their are carrots in the fridge. I dunno, but they are all laughing, but it’s not really that funny to me. Ohhh I get it now. They were talking about a 4 carot diamond ring. Not carrots as in eatable items. Thats why there were laughing. Aphro tells Igor to stop kicking her bed. Mike cuts in and says stop calling, but quickly back to the action. Aphro complains about so many lights being on. She then says that BB gave them a quick look at the house, but then ordered them to live outside, because they needed to finish it off. She misses the house. Igor misses his mattress. He’s going to root it when he gets home. He is a strange strange guy everyone. Music comes back on, and they have a winner on the line, and it’s Vanessa. She sounds half asleep. She gets ready to correctly answer the question, but a promo jumps onto the screen, and we have a comm break. Awesome start to Up Late people LOL. Cut to an ad in the middle of a conversation.

Back with Mike, who apologises for the inconvience. Someone feel on the wrong button. Back to Vanessa anyway. He asks her what she’s wearing. It must be really intersting in the house! She gets it right anyway. She gave up smoking today as well. Her fave housemate is Ryan too. Anyway, trivia #3 gets underway. Back to the house, Igor still talking away. Talking to Aphro again. Igor asks for BB to turn the lights off again. Aphro’s feet are finally cold. Ryan is sitting up in his sleeping bag. Paul ajusts his bed and then lies back down. Kane is asleep and has his teddy bear with him. Ryan lies down again. Igor wakes Wesley up cause he needs something for his eyes. Am eye mask actually. Aphro wants Igor to cover him back up again. Aphro says that after today they are no longer friends (talking to Igor.) She says don’t wake up tomorrow and say “Morning Gorgeous!’. Mike cuts back in. Runs though the trivia again, then cuts to a comm break.

Back again with Mike, who has audio probs for a second, but now it’s all good again. Another email now to read out now. Another person wanting to send a cheerio to someone again. Heaps more shout outs now. He then says it’s time for the 4th brainteaser, alas it’s not, it’s the third one. He corrects himself soon enough. Clue given again, and away we go back to the house for another few minutes. Silence. Utter silence. It’s beautiful. Back with Mikey again cause it’s so boring. Lasted just after an hour tonight. Not too bad for a start. After a bit of talk, it’s back to the house for us, and Ryan is up walking around I think. Although the cam’s aren’t on him. Now he’s back in bed. Geez it’s exciting! Paul is awake too and they notice that Merlin and Ashalea are talking down the end. Ryan starts picking his nose. Back with Mikey in the studio now. He has more emails to read. Someone saying to fix the internet feeds. hehe. Now, onto the trivia, Amaul is on the phone. That’s not how to spell it, but I’m not worried at the moment! She wins the $1000. Quickly cuts away from that to a comm break.

Back again at 1am or so. He goes through the final brainteaser of the night, and then he gets out his computer and shows us the OS. He’s on the front page of the site, so he plugs his own article, tells us that the streaming is free this year, then tries to click an underpants photo, but they didn’t login, so they can’t access the article. Funny stuff! Now they are totally stuffed, got errors coming up galore. Trevor and Ryan seem to be the most popular at the moment. Go Trev! Anyway, off to the house again. All you can hear are the insects buzzing away outside. Everyone is in their beds, either asleep, or trying to get to sleep. No one is whispering at all. Back with Mike after a few more minutes. He’s going to show clips from the 7pm show again. It’s the same as just an hour ago in this very same show. Hmmmmm….what happened to going to vision from earlier in the evening and acting as if it was live! There was one funny bit in the clip package though when Ryan said that he wanted to go after this girl once she got out of the toilet, so he waits by the door, and then when she appears all he can think to say is “How did you go?” LOL that is gold stuff! Mike tells us that they are saving the nudie bits for Uncut, but in the future weeks they will show nudity if it appears. (They blurred it out during the clip package.) More email shoutouts now. Cut to a comm break.

Back again, and there is still half an hour to go in this show. Woohoo, i’m excited. Anyway, back to emails. Or sleepmails as they are going to call them from now. Mike reckons the show is going along ‘really crap’ tonight. Mike moves on, to goes through the trivia and gives us a clue to keep us in suspense. The answer is Kane. Now time for another update. Yep, it’s the second time they’ve shown this clip too in the space of 90 minutes. Back with Mike again, who just tells us to tune into all the shows. More emails though now. LOL, these emails are funny. They are praising Mike, and he has to read them. He says he’ll be replying individually to the good one! Game 4 is now closed, so no more cash on offer. They will give the $1000 away after the break.

Maybe this will be the last segment? You can only wish! Nah, nothing agaist the show, but I had forgotten how boring it is when everyone is asleep. Oh well. However, Mike joins us again and we have a quick look at the housemates sleeping away. Back to more emails again. They move onto the final winner for the night, who is Adam. Adam correctly answers the question. Wow, they have turned off some lights for the housemates. Adam thinks Ryan will win too. End of the phone call, and so they decide to run another uplate update for those that missed the 7pm show. Again, it’s the 2nd time they have run it. Back to Mike after that. Again gives a plug for the 7pm show tomorrow, because it’s going to be in Mike’s words, a ‘ripsnorter.’ Mike says his goodbye’s now, but then decides he’ll read a few emails before he heads off. Just more shoutouts really, nothing exciting at all. BB Uncut show will be on Wednesday’s he says before they run end credits (wow they have end credits), and Dreamworld says goodnight.

Where’s Warren,
Dave!