Author: Tim

11.57pm – I join Up late with Christie and Gianna on the couch in the living room. Gianna is fanning a fart away from her with a pillow. The girls think the bamboo pots and plants in the house look good. Christie says it’s so funny they put a pole in the house – it’s been great fun. We get some nice pans of the living room. Gianna says on the first night she thought “wow a pole, fun”. Christie asks if Gianna will wear her nurses outfit – she will – they look foward to a friday party. They also wonder what the theme will be for FNL. They joke it would be funny if a theme was doctors and nurses for the party – or Playboy mansion or Austin Powers. The girls are faily silent and look quite tired. Gianna can’t believe she’s the only one in the house from South Australia. There are 4 Sydney people in the house. Gianna says “its not like there are people from each state”. Christie says it’s funny the other housemates talking about nightclubs they have been to.

Mike Goldman jumps in and shows us a cut to the bedroom: Michael is spooning with Geneva. After the ad break Mike Goldman makes a joke about how much the camera men make, and a guy in the background yells out “yeah right!” Haha.

12.06am – Glenn has joined Christie and Gianna on the couch now. Christie is talking about his Dad having a vision while driving a motorcycle, which resulted in a bad accident with an oncoming car. Chrsitie mentions her Dad’s friend was killed before Mike Goldman cuts in with old nominations footage.

12.11am – Gianna is talking about other housemates gossiping about Glenn and Michelle. Gianna says Michelle was talking about various people liking Glenn. The terminology gets very mixed up – quite hard to follow. Basically Michelle said she was jealous because Glenn likes Kate. Gianna: “Michelle likes it that the boys like her, but she doesn’t want anything, she just wants to flirt with them all”. Christie reminds Glenn that Kate likes him – Gianna agrees. They think it will come out tomorrow night if she gets drunk. Kate made headlines yesterday when she showered without a top. Gianna says she’s the only one now who hasn’t showered topless. Christie wonders why Gianna doesn’t just get her tits out – “I reckon you’d have great tits”. Gianna says she doesn’t feel comfortable enough with everyone yet. Christie felt comfortable from day one. Glenn says he’d rather it “were the other way round” – if Michelle like him. Glenn says he will wait and see what happens tomorrow. Christie wonders if Dave likes Michelle.

12.21am – Christie is sick of farting, it’s really taking a lot out of her. Gianna laughs and says “literally”. Gianna is glad we don’t have “smell TV”. They wonder if TV had the power of smell. Glenn says they could share the smell around. Christie reckons Smell TV will be invented soon. Gianna imagines if you were watching porn: “oh smells like porn”… because people sometimes say “smells like sex”. Glenn says its very musky. Christie hates the smell of sex. She says on schoolies she was in a cabin with 4 people and they were like “whats that smell”. Glenn says her schoolies sounds fun – on a cruise. Christie says it was the best cruise she ever had – 2000 people all aged 18 years, all drunk all the time with one thing on their mind. Christie says she was still 17. It cost $1100. The food was amazing and the cruise went for 11 days ($100 a day). She says breakfast and lunch were buffet. There was a tropicana deck with all pizza. There was a 24/7 pizzeria and room service. Gianna never had a schoolies. Christie says sometimes girls on the cruise would get jealous of each other. She was sick for 3 months after the cruise. Gianna has never been on a cruise. Glenn says he’s going on the schoolies cruise with all the young chickees – the girls say he could get away with it being 21. Except after this everyone will know who he is – but that means more chicks. The girls says after this he will get heaps of chicks. He says he doesn’t want heaps he just wants one good one. Gianna says thats what she wants in a guy. Christie just wants to have fun.

Gianna wonders what the range of the microphones are. Apparently the mics cost a couple of grand. She says her mic was being tossed around during FNL. Gianna is looking at the different parts of the mic – one part is made in Germany and one part is made in the US.

12.37am – Christie says she would be lost without her tits(?), and wonders if Glenn would be lost without his balls. He says you don’t get that much enjoyment from your balls, more like your penis. Christie farts right near Glenn. Christie says it doesn’t smell but Glenn takes his chances and holds his nose. Gianna, who is several metres away starts to smell it and fan it with her pillow. Christie giggles. They blame the farts on Yakult drinks. Glenn wonders what BB is trying to do with the Yakult – stink up the house? Gianna says she has them normally because they are a very healthy thing to have. She says at the moment their diets aren’t too good so every thing helps. Gianna loves drinking yogurt. Christie loves drinking alcohol. The all love yogurt and drinking it. Gianna says she always gets a shock in the shower when some one peers in.

12.38am – Christie is talking about her friend doing crazy things, like running naked down the kingsway. Gianna has decided to go to bed now, she says she doesn’t know if she has to get up to do the animals anymore. Glenn doubts it. She hopes to see the animals again before she leaves. She would prefer to think she’s going and be releaved she’s staying later. Christie giggles saying “the future is bright”. Michael is up rummaging in the fridge. Chrsitie says “would you like a beer?”. Michael says he can’t sleep and its caving his fucking head in just lying there. Christie asks if anyone is snoring. Gianna grabs a drink and an orange. (Is it me or is Michael looking a lot more buff now?). Michael joins Christie and Glenn on the couch. Michael talks about how he’d tease his mum about everything. Michael says his mum said their relationship would never be repaired if Michael mentioned she farts. “Sorry mum but you’re a stinker”. Gianna collects her pillows and moves into the bedroom. Michael is cutting an orange and says it’s really bright out in the lounge room. Gianna says tonight they will probably do maintenance tonight – changing bulbs etc. Michael says they might be doing a completely new house. Michael wonders what would happen if the crew came in and said “haha this is a fake house, no one has been watching you”. Christie says it would mentally scar her – Michael would just laugh but he’d need a beer.

12.52am – Christie has been giving Glenn a line from a movie for him to guess “I told you.. I don’t know.. Oh jesus Wayne”. He can’t get it, and asks for another clue. The movie is Strictly Ballroom.

1.01am – Michael is in the bathroom watching his mouth out, and snorting out a lot of phlem (ew!). Christie is trying to find her bed and walks into it, almost falling over. She pulls the sheets and Gianna says “goodnight sweetie”. Michael returns to the bed not long after.

It doesn’t look like anything else is going to happen, apart from daily updates, so I say an early goodnight to Dreamworld.

12:54am: In the bedroom, lights are out. Everyone in there is trying to get some sleep. There are people outside at the gym, so we swap to them. Geneva, Michael and Christie. Michael & Geneva are next in the conveyor belt task, and the horn has now sounded. Everyone comes out to watch on, and the boys start playing music and drums with furniture in the garden. They have to deal with first plates, then eggs, plants and whole egg cartons. Geneva was a little slow, but overall, they didn’t miss too much. They now have to clear it all back in the storeroom and put fresh empty crates out really for the next group, which is Michelle and Dave. We cut back to the bedroom, where most are trying to get back to sleep. Glenn and Greg are laughing about something, everyone else is quiet, although Christie is walking around the room for some reason. We cut back outside, and Geneva says there was a moment when she was laughing too much to pick up anymore plates. Michael says that he can now finally go and have a spa. Christie again, like last night, is the only person to hang around after the challenge and talk to them while they clean up etc. She offers to get them both a drink. Michael realises that they have used one of the crates set aside for the next group, so he goes about emptying stuff out of one so they have 6 crates for the next group. They get the gong to end their shift, but straight away it goes again. Housemates are confused, and Dave & Michelle start getting dressed, but they don’t think their shift is on. It’s confirmed though just a moment later, when the belt starts up again. Everyone comes back out and cheers them up, but we’re taken to a comm break at the start.

1:24am: It seems that BB has basically made them wait for the commercial break before bombarding them with stock along the belt. Plates and then paint come out, and an odd watermelon. They seem to be missing a heck of a lot. It ends and it seems Hotdogs and someone else is up next. Some head back inside, and Dave & Michelle start thinking about cleaning up. In the bedroom Dean isn’t tired at all, and wants to get up. He starts throwing pillows everywhere. They wonder if it’ll be a constant stream of shifts all night. Out in the kitchen, Hotdogs and Gianna are waiting their start of the shift. Gianna says they should get a hot shower after their shift. Hotdogs reckons that everyone will be up tonight.

1:36am: Michael is talking about Gianna, and says that he knows she’s smarter than she acts. Geneva agrees. Christie is there as well, and they are in the gym. The horn goes – it’s only one this time. Christie says that she doesn’t act – and Michael says that she is just a ditz. They are saying it in a nice way though. They say they are all looking forward to Friday. Christie says that she looks forward to Mondays as well. Geneva says that you start thinking about eviction after Friday night. Dave joins them and they discuss when they think the task will end. A few different suggestions are raised, but they agree it has to finish on Friday regardless. They decide to head in to get ready to have a spa.

1:50am: Michelle is playing with a vibrator, but Kate reckons she is just torturing herself. She decides to go over to sheerer to ‘finish her off.’ Meanwhile, Christie comes over and farts on Greg’s bed, and then Glenn does likewise back on Christie’s bed. A lot of running, pillow throwing and laughing for the next couple of minutes as people swap beds etc.

2:06am: Outside, Gianna is wondering if they can stack the crates a different way. Michael says it’s best to leave it as it is. They decide to stay around the ‘clock on’ machine. Back in the bedroom, fights are still going on. Christie, Michelle and Geneva are trying to tickle Greg and Glenn. Glenn is really laughing very loudly. They let him go, and he says “I was raped.” Everyone decides to try and get some sleep now.

2:15am: Gianna is suggesting that they use the emergency stop button in the task. Hotdogs thinks it’s a valid point seeing no one has used it yet, however, he says it’s not worth the hard time that she would get from the other housemates over ‘wimping’ out and pressing the button. They say that the task will end tomorrow, and they haven’t even used it yet, and they are allowed to use it three times. Dave & Michael come in from the spa. They go straight through to the bedroom, Hotdogs telling Dave not to steal his pillow. They start talking about FNL. Hotdogs REALLY wants to get into that reward room.

2:30am: Hotdogs looks bored out of his brain talking to Gianna. They realise that come Sunday there will only be 10 housemates left – actually 11, but as the LOgan’s are one, it’s 10. They sit there in silence for a good minute. They wonder how the Chariots ‘power’ up. Hotdogs doesn’t know. Hotdogs says he wonders what they all get when they get evicted. He says that it sucks because no matter where you come, unless you win, you all get the same. He explains why he likes being called Hotdogs. He likes to be different, he wants to standout. He doesn’t care if people think he’s stupid.

2:45am: Hotdogs is talking about a girl he knows who won “Miss Legs Australia” the last two years or something.
Gianna talks about a guy that she is interested in – he pushes himself so much and that is someone that she wants. She wants to have kids by 35 latest, Hotdogs want to have kids within 3 years. He wants to be able to pick his kids up from school and go to all the sporting events etc. He says his dad was great like that.

12:06am: Hotdogs and Gianna are talking in the living area. They are talking about how they will have agents on the outside. Gianna says that they will do the best they can for all the housemates. A horn sounds in the house, and Hotdogs and Gianna are straight outside for the new task. It involves them clocking on, getting into a uniform, and then start collection pot plants and also ceramic frogs that move along a conveyor belt. The game is to catch as much as possible. It lasts for a good three minutes, and the rest of the housemates are all cheering them on, but laughing a heap of the time as well. Hotdogs and Gianna have to seperate the caught goods from the stuff that they didn’t get, and then set trays up (which they use to put the goods) for the next group whenever BB is ready to call them. The rest of the housemates go inside and talk about how hard it was. Greg & Christie is up next. The other guys are laughing because they think Christie will be crap at it. Christie reckons she’ll be great at it. It seems that Glenn has just had some a bit of hair chopped off from Christie and is carrying it around. He says it’ll be worth a lot soon. He says he’ll sell it on eBay. Greg and Christie decide to get closer to the task in case it starts. Oh geeez, just had a look at the back of Glenn’s head, and Christie has really taken a huge chunk out of it. Another horn sounds but no one reacts? I don’t understand. Maybe I was just hearing things! Anyway, Hotdogs and Gianna have finished cleaning up. Dogs says it was so much fun. Tim is giving Michelle a massage. Glenn looks like he’s had his red cordial tonight, he is dancing round the bedroom and full of live. Dean just wants to get some sleep. Gianna goes to the bathroom to wash her face and clean up a bit after the task.

12:33am: Glenn is surfing around the bedroom on a pillow. Kate is giving Dave a head massage. Glenn is talking about some rubbish with Dave about skating. Glenn says “geez I’m fu***** bored.” Glenn just goes outside and returns with a beer. Kate says it’s Gianna’s. Glenn doesn’t care, saying to take it off him on Friday. They start talking about how beer bottles aren’t always brown nowadays. Geneva starts planning to make porridge and asks who wants some. She has a few takers. Big Brother tells housemates to check the positions of their microphones. He comes back and tells them not half a minute later that Michelle is lying on her microphone.

12:48am: The housemates in the bedroom are talking about what alcohol the girls got given for their birthdays while in the house. Michael and Glenn start singing songs, so we go to the lving area. They are playing thinks that start with F in the room. “Freezer, F***wit, Fruit” etc etc etc. Such an exciting game.

12:59am: They seem to be up to S in the alphabet now. Greg continues to call out words. Big Brother again reminds Michelle to position her microphone correctly. The game goes on for the entire segment between Christie and Greg, but then they involve Michael and Geneva in the kitchen when they ‘phone a friend’ for a few answers.

1:14am: Hotdogs is talking about how the housemates can all go to Perth and he can hook them up with a huge weekend and all this. Dean is really getting mad that he can’t sleep. Dogs suggests that it’ll be easier when the lights go out. Hotdogs asks Tim, who is still massaging Michelle “Are you after a root there mate!?” Cut to the kitchen, where Kate is talking to Geneva and Michael. A fair bit of the conversation is beeped out though. She is talking about going to the ‘exchange’ when she was underage with friends. Down to the couch, or rather beside it, Greg & Christie are laughing a lot after Christie let out a smelly fart. They then pretend to call each other. Geez, a bit of flirting going on there.

1:30am: The lights are out in the bedroom. Dean says he has a house somewhere in Europe (I have already forgotten!), right by the sea. Straight out into the kitchen though where the same 3 are talking, but Tim has joined them now. They are talking about going down on girls and whether guys have to do it. Geneva tells some guys not to bother because they don’t know what they are doing. Michael loves it! Tim says “there is something about it”.

1:41am: Back to the living area with Christie and Greg, who are still doing the alphabet game. Christie says that she is going to eat cabbage tomorrow.

1:52am: Hotdogs is telling the group about how his 3 day trip to Bali became a nightmare when he tried to get on his flight to go back home. Initially it was delayed, and then they said that they would have to get a ‘new’ spare part. Hotdogs didn’t like this and was weighing up not to get on the plane. They finally got on the plane and the power for the TV’s and lights went off. They sat there for an hour, then the pilot told them that they would be put up in a hotel for the night before getting the plane the next day. Finally got away, and Hotdogs says that about a third into the flight he felt something wasn’t right. He finally said something to the girl next to him, who agreed. Pilot came on and told them that there was a problem with the fuel tanks and they would have to turn back. He finally did get back home to Perth that night. However, he says it made him realise how much he loves Perth and doesn’t really want to go anywhere anymore. Cut out to Greg and Christie laughing about farts, then they talk about having sex from behind. Greg has done it twice, he’s not too keen on it. Christie says that she wouldn’t let anyone do that to her. Greg says that he doesn’t like being a player, he says he feels bad if he picks up 2 different people on a weekend or something. Christie agrees. Greg says he doesn’t want to be known as someone who has done it heaps because he says one day he will meet a person he really likes.