Day 8

9:08am: Big Brother wakes up the house by putting the bedroom lights on and calling Michael to the diary room. Once there, BB asks him which two housemates are in a relationship. Michael says thats it’s a “stab in the dark”, saying he only thinks he has a 20% chance of getting it right. He says he’ll go with Gaelan and Anna though. Big Brother tells him that he will know by days end whether he was correct. He says he expects to be nominated as he leaves the diary room.

1:06pm: Karen asks if anyone has had sex in the house yet. Krystal says that no one has even kissed. They mention that David & Tilli have kissed, Krystal saying “but he’s gay.” Karen says that it is still a kiss however. Tilli hears this as says “What is that meant to mean? I reinterated to you all that that was just a fun thing.” Camilla says thats fine, but says that some people might think that if they are capable of kissing, they may do more. Tilli is getting really annoyed now, and says “He’s gay!”. She starts crying in bed. Krystal comes over and comforts her, as does Dino, who was in bed with her all along. Karen says “Tilli, I actually thought you might go further.” Tilli doesn’t respond, but gets up to grab a tissue. She goes to the diary room. Camilla comes in and tells Karen that Tilli is crying. Camilla says “get over it.” Over near the diary room, Krystal says that Karen didn’t mean it. Karen has come out, and says to Tilli that that was just the impression that Tilli bought across to her. She says other people might have the same impression when she gets out. Tilli doesn’t listen, and walks straight into the diary room. She talks to Big Brother. She says the other night she kissed David, but then she went around and told everyone that it was a fun thing and nothing was meant by it. Back outside, Karen says she wouldn’t kiss Dave if she was friends with him. Krystal says she wouldn’t either. Karen says “If she wants to kiss a gay guy in a house with lots of other people, she wants to be able to wear that. I’m not stepping down from this one.” Back in the diary room, Big Brother wonders if Karen knows that Tilli is crying. Tilli says she does, but she came out saying thats it’s the impression she (Tilli) puts out, and thinks that she has a slushy personality. Tilli says she doesn’t. In the bedroom, Katie says that her emotions must be a bit high, and they should try and calm it down. Karen says she doesn’t jump to conclusions in a second, willy nilly. Camilla comes over and says that things are getting good in the house. Anna buts in saying that people are starting to show their true colours, not holding back as much. Tilli exits the diary room. Outside, Camilla is speaking to Dave and Michael. Camilla says that she thinks Tilli will come out and lean on Dave for a cuddle or soemthing, Camilla saying that she thinks Tilli was in the wrong a bit. Dave says he’s stirred the pot without trying, saying to Michael that he’s always trying to stir up something. Karen comes and apologises to Tilli in the living room. Tilli says she doesn’t care what Camilla thinks at all, but she looks up to Karen from the moment she walked in, and shes sorry that maybe she misled Karen to think that, but she doesn’t want Karen to think that. They hug. Karen says it didn’t look good, but thats how it came across to her, and she wants to be truthful. Tilli says thats fine.

7:39pm: Big Brother tells the housemates there will be an eviction tonight. He then tells them that 2 housemates have not been entirely honest. Big Brother asks Krystal to stand in front of her housemates. Michael can’t believe it. Krystal says “Sorry guys. I’ve been living an alias life. I actually have a young hippy Mum, and it’s Karen.” Michael is stunned! Doesn’t look happy at all. Krystal says she was acting, and that shes bloody good at it. Gretel soon interrupts for the eviction. She tells the house thats it’s a double eviction. “It’s time to go Anna” Anna says she doesn’t want to go. It’s really badly edited, because Gretel tells them to sit back down on the couch, and housemates speculate that it might be a double eviction. “It’s time to go Camilla.” Camilla is happy that she has someone to party with. Anna seems a bit happier. David looks a bit shocked. They leave the house, but unbeknown to the other housemates, they are simply led down a hallway to the “Revenge Room.” Big Brother welcomes them. Outside, Krystal apologises to Michael, saying she is so sorry, but she had to do it. Michael says he’s alright. Jamie says that he didn’t want Anna to go. Krystal apologises to Dave for lying to him. He understands. Back in the revenge room, Big Brother tells the girls to put on their headphones. The girls watch a clip package of who nominated them. They show Camilla giving two points for Anna. Anna starts laughing, Camilla looks like she’s about to kill herself. They both look shocked. Camilla is shocked that Tilli called her ‘forced and fake.’ Camilla wishes she could change it, but Anna says she is a teary person. Back outside, the boys are saying the house is split now, and that Krystal is out of bounds. Over in the girls corner, Claire says that Karen would have to be a proud mum because she (Krystal) is just a beautiful girl. Karen says she is. Elise says the girls did it so well. Back in the Revenge Room. Big Brother tells them to cause as much chaos on the housemates that nominated them as possible. He tells them that they will start tonight. They want to get Krystal and Tilli. In the bedroom in the house, Claire says that 2 very strong people are gone, and that there will be a chance for others to come out now.

9:29pm: Camilla asks who she really dislikes. Anna says “You.” She goes onto say that she didn’t expect Camilla to nominate her. Camilla says she feels so awful. Anna says it’s done. In the bathroom, Tilli says she is so happy. She says she can come out a bit more now Camilla is gone. Camilla asks Anna if she has ever seen Tilli with no makeup on. She says Tilli is as white as a sheet without it. Camilla says she looks like a raccoon. Camilla thinks they are all fake, and they should get revenge on them all. Camilla says they should put all the toothbrushes in the toilet. Back in the house, Ashley says it’s funny that Camilla was growing on everyone. Dino says that the boys were liking her more, but the girls not so much. They say it’s turned into a little slumber party now. Michael says thats it’s boring without a bit of action. The girls are getting ready to go into the house, from the revenge room. Big Brother calls all the housemates to the diary roonm. Camilla and Anna creep past the diary room and reenter the house. They run to the bedroom. In the diary room, Big Brother asks the group how they are feeling. Katie says she is going to miss Anna, saying that the 2 were the strongest of the girls. Tilli thinks it’ll be interesting to see how they develop as a group without the 2 of them now. Anna puts itching powder all over one of the beds. Dave says that he’s missed a really really good mate. Dino says “I’m still here!” which gets a laugh. Camilla is ready to go, and Anna soom follows. They crept back to the revenge room. Michael says everyone here is just glad it wasn’t them being the first to go, no one would want that. Camilla shows Anna some toilet paper she stole. The girls hug, and Camilla says “victory!”

12:04am: Dino is talking to Krystal. Dino says he’s not having fun in here anymore because of the whole mother/daughter thing. Krystal says sorry she wrecked her fun. Dino says he’ll have to change the way he interacts with Krystal now. Michael says it’s definately a PG rating show now. Krystal says that her mum is cool, she doesn’t care, and that they should treat her (Krystal) like an individual. Michael says he feels awkward and he can’t interact the same way with her. In the revenge room, Camilla says the only way she can make it up to Anna about nominating her, is to prove a friendship exists between the two as the weeks go on. Anna tells her she doesn’t have to prove anything. Anna says it’s fine. Back in the bedroom, Michael and Krystal are alone. She says she is sorry. Michael starts to say something, but stops. Krystal say’s that he’ll get used to it. Michael stops and starts again. Krystal wonders if he felt bad because he was perving on her mum. Michael says he wasn’t. Krystal says it’s fine if he did, because she is used to it. Michael says he didn’t. In the revenge room, the girls are hoping they will be able to go back into the house. Camilla wants to walk up to Tilli and tell her that she’s a bitch. In the bedroom, Krystal gets into bed. She wonder why there is dirt in her bed. John says thats not dirt, that it must have come from the light above her bed. John gets most of it off for her. Back to the two girls, Anna says her mum always tells her to be herself. Camilla says she regrets spending so much time with Dave in the early days. Anna tells her not to regret anything. Camilla says that he doesn’t know how fake Tilli is. Anna says “all in good time.” The lights go out, and they say goodnight to each other. Meanwhile, Michael is standing alone out in the backyard. Inside, Karen, Tilli, Krystal and Dino are chatting on a bed. Karen wonders where Michael is. Krystal says he must be outside thinking “I knew it!” Dino says he’s never seen Michael go to bed early, and that one morning he half expects to see his head exploded because he’s always thinking. Outside, Michael says to himself, “It’s hard.”

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Day 6 Uplate

10:18pm: Straight into the house tonight. Housemates have just been told something from Big Brother, and now fill into the storeroom to collect a bit of alcohol. Perfect timing. Bree is also on Uplate, as we cut back to the studio. Talk about Gaelan winning the Friday Night Games, and picking runner up Katie to go into the rewards room with him. Logan David will also be on the show a little later. Finally get back to the house 5 minutes later. Housemates are gathered around the kitchen. Lots and lots of talking, no hope of actually hearing a conversation. Someone mentioned that they should get dressed, and Karen says she already is dressed, she doesn’t need to change into something better. John and Katie are speculating what the fourth suprise is this year. Katie jokes it’s a prostitute, and that she’ll be forced to just shut her eyes while Gaelan has her fun. Cut away to the bedroom, Michael is telling Camilla that he will let her know if she pisses him off. He says that everything is fine. Mike cuts in! Comm break.

10:31pm: Back to Mike and Bree. He explains that Gaelan will open 1 of 3 boxes in about half an hour, where he’ll win a Thailand holiday, a banquet tomorrow night, or a bow tie. Thats the fourth prize for winning FNL. Lots of housemates in the kitchen having a drink. They are having a debate about the alcohol already, and David offers his up for someone else. They all do the cheers and clinks with the glasses. Jamie wants to go and sit outside. Anna complains that they don’t even get 3 beers each as they take seats outside. Cut to the rewards room. Gaelan says he wants to leave this place a mess, then says that they should keep it clean. Back to the kitchen, Michael is complaining about people cheating during FNL tonight. Dino and Michael continue to wash and dry the dishes while everyone else seems to be outside. Gaelan and Katie come over to the house, and one of the guys tell them to piss off! Michael says ‘the attitudes of some people’ referring to Camilla. Gaelan says that was so fun, referring to FNL. Mike cuts in, comm break.

10:44pm: John is talking to Camilla. He says he wants to go over to Perth, and he wants to go to Sydney because he hasn’t been there since he was young. He also says that he wants to spend some real time on the Gold Coast. He says he in fact wants to go everywhere in Australia, referring to Darwin. 9 housemates sitting outside around the table. After what seems like 2 minutes, we’re taken to an Uplate update. Comm break. *Oh this show is soooooooooo worth watching*

10:57pm: Into the kitchen now. Housemates seem to have moved inside. Krystal is talking to Gaelan asking him why he isn’t watching dvds or something. Gaelan says he wants to be out here. Krystal says that she said he’d be back within 5 minutes after going in there. She says it’s good that he wants to be out here. The girls seem to be very happy for Katie though. Camilla says she knows that she was rude yesterday, but she didn’t mean to be. Mike cuts in and talks to David, one half of the Logan brothers. They have just come back from the north pole. Back to the girls finally, to which Anna has joined Krystal and Camilla. Camilla asks Anna what one word she would use to describe herself, she says ‘real.’ Camilla says she didn’t really judge Anna correctly when they first met. She thought that she was stuck up. Anna says she’s from Frankston, she’s just a normal girl. Comm break.

11:10pm: Welcome back to the worst uplate in history. Seen perhaps 10 minutes of footage so far tonight. Housemates seem to be mostly back outside now. Elise is talking about her childhood years. Claire says that her mum is now her best friend now she’s older. Cut to kitchen where Krystal and Camilla are talking. Camilla says she needs a wee. Michael is inbetween Krystal and Anna on the steps near the diary room. Krystal says she would’ve been in the rewards room if Michael had won. Anna thinks she would’ve been. They ask Michael, and he seems to suggest Krystal, but we cut to outside. Big Brother soon calls Gaelan to the diary room. Anna asks Gaelan to tell him his knee is sore. We go into the diary room, a rare uplate event. BB tells him he forgot his trophy. Big Brother tells him upon his return to the rewards room he’ll find three boxes. He may choose only one box. Each contains a prize. BB tells him to go back to the rewards room with Katie. He doesn’t tell the house everything, grabbing Katie to go back in there for ‘a sec.’ Once inside, he says he has to read the letter out. Big Brother stops him and says that he told him to wait for BB’s instructions. They get a drink while they wait. Gaelan says that Dino filled him in before telling him that it was very depressing before they came back to the house proper. Comm break.

11:23pm: Back to the rewards room we travel. Gaelan is wondering whether to read it or wait. BB helps him by telling him to read it out loud now. He reads out the 3 prizes, the holiday, the banquet, or the bow tie. He chooses box number 3. BB tells him to open it up. It’s the bow tie! Gaelan says it’s a lovely present, and he’s most appreciative. Katie says it’s broken! Gaelan says he didn’t expect it anyway. BB interrupts again. He tells him he can keep the bow tie, and that he can now check the other two boxes. BB is really playing the director here, telling him to open the boxes and remove the contents. Gaelan says ‘so close, but yet so far!’ Katie wonders where his wine is, and Gaelan tells her that she is drinking it. BB comes over again, saying that he should not touch the boxes again. Cut to the studio until the comm break.

11:36pm: Back in the studio, they cut to a clip package of the Logan’s trip to the north pole. Get into the house 6 minutes into this segment. He explains about the 3 boxes. They say they could hear Big Brother out in the backyard. Krystal wonders if there will be any romance in the rewards room, saying she thought it was only 24hrs long, but it’s actually 48. Gaelan says he only picked Katie because she got second place. He says he couldn’t have picked anyone which reminds him more of his sister, so there definately won’t be anything happening. Michael asks Gaelan if he’s got a secret. Gaelan says that Michael has all these theories about nothing, and they all laugh. Krystal tells Michael he’s paranoid. Gaelan says the only thing he kept was the dancing thing, but he told BB in auditions etc. Michael says that he thinks there is a mole, but Krystal calls him out and says that she thinks Michael is if anyone. Michael says that he’s bored, and if he was at home, he reads or writes, but here he can’t do anything but think. Krystal says that there is so much that people miss in this house, conversations etc. Comm break.

11:49pm: Uplate Top 8 is up straight from the break. Finally head to the house. Dino, Tilli and Krystal are talking in the backyard. Tilli says that with FNL you need to be tactical in your choosing of housemates. Michael comes over and wants to talk tactics for next week, but Dino says he doesn’t want tactics, he just wants fun. Dino says if he won, he would take the person who came second. He says if he picked a girl they would think that he wanted a root, and thats not what he wants people to think. Krystal and Michael both say they wouldn’t take the runner up, they would take someone of the opposite sex. Krystal also adds that she wouldn’t have sex in there because it’s national TV. Michael says he would take Dino if he took a guy, and Krystal if he took a girl. Dino says he would’ve taken Gaelan over Michael because Gaelan is so well liked in this place, and people would think that they are segragating from the group if he took Michael. Dino says he would take Tilli if he picked a girl. Michael says they should split up next week so they have a good chance. Mike cuts back in. At 11:57pm, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 7

9.38am – Lights are on and Big Brother announces the hot water is now on. David immediately gets up and heads for the bathroom. Tilli wakes and says that David twitches in his sleep – but Camilla already knows this. Everyone else stays in their bed for now. Krystal rises and asks Michael if he’s going to have a shower – he says no and he already had one last night. On her way to the bathroom Krystal passes her mum Karen, who doesn’t look too happy about whats been going on.

Later in the morning Katie and Gaelan wake up. Gaelan says he thinks he’s seasick from the waterbed. A short time later Dino and Michael are in the gym and Dino comments the “musical beds” swap that happened last night is strange – its a rift between people. They both start speculating.

In the kitchen the girls are chatting and Camilla says the week has revolved around food. Elise says its rather a lack of food. Michael is now prying Dino about the other housemates. Dino says he’d hook up with Anna but it wouldn’t go anywhere. He isn’t getting any signals from her, and she’s not really his type of girl anyway – well actually he can’t make up his mind. Dino explains its different in here because you can’t move on from a bad relationship with a fellow housemate – everything is tactical. The last thing he wants to do is be tactical but you have to make your moves wisely. Dino doesn’t want to pick one girl and thats it. If he goes home and doens’t kiss any of them he’d be fine with that.

BB calls the housemates to the lounge. Gaelan is to allocate chores to the other housemates. He picks:

Shopper/Chef – Krystal
Kitchenhand – Camilla

Some one comments that Camilla will be the dish bitch, but it is bleeped out.

Groundskeeper – Ashley
Farmhand – Claire
Housekeeper – John
Baker – Anna
Janitor – Jamie

Jamie laughs but is annoyed. He calls out when he reads on his instructions that he has to scrub the toilets.

BREAK

3.05pm – Its time for the task test. Housemates must go into the diary room and be asked questions about their fellow housemates. They can opt to answer a bonus question – if they get it right they will earn extra points but if they get it wrong they will be shocked with a 12 volt electrical current.

Katie is the first to be called in. She stands on the electrode platform and says “what is this?”. The other housemates, who are watching via the plasma screen in the living room laugh. Katie says “is this going to zap me?” the housemates laugh again. Big Brother tells her to put her hands by her sides.

Big Brother asks “Which housemate was ranked 5th most intelligent”. Katie has no idea and guesses Jamie. Incorrect. The next question is “From your speed date with Jamie, what did he say his favourite pickup line is?”. Again Jamie has no idea and guesses “he just talks to them?”. Incorrect. BB then asks if she wants to answer the bonus question. After some hesitation, she says no.

Dino is next. He does however accept the bonus question, saying “bloody oath mate”. Big Brother fines him $5000 for calling BB “mate”. Dino puts his hands on the electrodes and is asked “when the boys ranked the girls, from most to least likely to pickup in a club, which housemate was ranked 3rd least likely to?”. Dino says “Karen”. Incorrect. Dino is zapped. Michael laughs at him.

Claire is next and grips the electrodes. She is asked “which housemates were ranked 2nd and 3rd most annoying?”. She says “Gaelan and Jamie”. Incorrect. Claire is zapped. She tenses up and Gaelan laughs at her muscles.

David is asked “which housemate has gone on record stating Steven Seagal is the person from history they’d most like to pash”. David answer “Katie”. Incorrect. David is zapped.

Anna is asked “which housemate packed four thongs to bring into the Big Brother house?”. Anna gets scared and moves her hands off the electrodes. Big Brother tells her to grip them again. Anna is very scared and goes to grip them again and answers “Ash” while hovering her hands over the poles. BB tells her to grip them again. She gets scared and stomps on the ground while the other housemates laugh. She stalls for a long time, scared to put them back incase of a shock. Finally she puts them back and Big Brother announces “Corrent”. Anna bends over and laughs in relief. The HMs all clap from the lounge room.

Gaelan is asked “which housemate was first to get into the spa?”. He answers “Camilla”. Incorrect. Gaelan is zapped.

Elise is zapped and yells out.

Ashley is zapped and stands there and says “is that all you got?”

Tilli is zapped and screams.

Jamie answers his question correct and says “oh yeah!”.

Big Brother gives Krystal an envelope, which contains the number of questions they had to answer correctly. Housemates scored 23 points. Krystal opens the envelope and inside the letter states they needed 20 questions to pass. They have passed the task. They all cheer and clap.

Later in the night Camilla starts collecting dinner plates after the housemates meal. Anna says to Camilla that the housekeeper must collect the dishes and no one else. Camilla disagrees, but Anna is persistant. John says he will do it (he is the housekeeper). Camilla says that is fine but only if John is actually wanting to collect them and not just saying it to keep the peace. Anna tells her it could be a fine if she collects the plates. Camilla asks “why would he fine me for doing a house duty?”. Anna says they shouldn’t try and tempt it. Camilla is silent now, obviously annoyed at Anna. John jokes that “the staples are getting to us!”.

BREAK

9.27pm – Anna comes to the diary room. She asks Big Brother if they could possibly have some oats for breakfast tomorrow. If there is anything they can do a trade with. BB asks her what she’d use for the trade – Anna suggests photos. BB tells her to discuss it with her fellow housemates first. Anna leaves, and calls some HMs over. She asks what they would sacrifice for oats in the morning. Anna suggests all of her photos. The boys don’t see the point in sacrificing photos for just some oats. Anna explains she doesn’t want to eat just break tomorrow. She won’t eat it because her tummy hurts. Tilli and Claire say they shouldn’t trade for oats if it only affects one housemate. Michael adds Anna should just bargain with her own things. Anna walks away, annoyed and Michael calls out “go girl, may the oats be with you”.

Anna tries some of the housemates inside the house, who asks what the ones outside said. Anna lies around, annoyed, saying she can’t make bread tomorrow because there is no salt in the house anyway. Krystal comes to the diary room and explains Anna is being difficult and Anna won’t bake the bread because of the salt thing. Karen offers to make the bread herself with or without salt and thinks Anna is only refusing to make the bread because she doesn’t want to eat it. Big Brother refuses Krystal’s request.

Krystal leaves the diary room huffing under her breath and recruits Michael to her side. Meanwhile Anna has convinced a posse of housemates about the oats who all walk into the kitchen and ask Krystal if she would be willing to sacrifice hot water. Krystal says “whatever I don’t care”.

Michael: I thought we could make bread

Krystal: We can make bread its just Anna isn’t willing to cook it because she doesn’t think it will work without salt

Anna: I can’t cook without salt

Michael: No, say what you want to say

Krystal: You don’t want to make it because you don’t want to eat it, thats what it comes down to

Dino tries to reach a concensus with the housemates wanting oats to go into the diary room and sacrifice something but they all need to agree they will give up certain mattresses. Karen and Michael have another stab at Anna. Anna says she will go to the diary room and tell BB that people who want oats will go without hot showers. Krystal says “yeah but you can’t take away my shower if I don’t want oats”. John tries to tell her to let it go. Krystal and Anna exchange heated conversation while Michael stands his ground by Krystal’s side.

In the diary room Anna asks BB for oats with the hot water deal. Big Brother says not all housemates have reached an agreement. Anna justifies the housemates agreeing to make individual trades. Big Brother says its not enough. Anna jokingly says “can I trade some one for oats?”.

Later on Anna is sitting outside on her own and Michael joins her, asking whats up. Anna says people are pissing her off.

Michael: Look I don’t want you to change the way you are because its interesting but I’m going to say be careful.

Anna: Look I’m not going to hold back to keep the peace because to me thats not real thats being fake.

Michael: But at the same time pick your fights carefully because you are going to to be in the house a long time..

Anna: Now see you’re saying I create too many fights

Michael: No I didn’t say that, I said IF you create too many fights.

Anna: But to me see its like not me creating the fights its them saying something to piss me off so thats when I stand up and they get defensive.

Michael: Alright… don’t get upset.

Anna: I’m not upset with the situation I’m upset because I cry all the time.

Anna gets a little upset and Michael tries to cheer her up, but Anna explains its a reactive response – and the others were responding with negative body image. Michael says he was “making sure” she knew how it was coming across.

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Day 5 Uplate

Tonight we open with a clip of Michael talking to Gaelan about Mike Goldman, and whether BB would like it if Michael requested to talk to Goldman. Gaelan has no idea who Mike Goldman is, and Michael had to spell it out for him.

11.37pm – Elise is chatting with Anna, Jaime and Katie in the bathroom. Elise has been crying because she feels she hasn’t been connecting with the other housemates. Katie and Jaime have been frontal spooning in bed, according to Mike. Mike also lets us know that they both have incurred $25 000 in fines each.

Mike shows us a computer image of if Krystal and Michael had a baby, from a task used earlier today – its hideous!

Mike then shows us a baby Bree had a while ago – its a joke of course – its naked and has the face of Ryan Fitzgerald (tee hee).

11.30pm – Housemates are now comforting Elise explaining how they are trying to fit into the house. Karen and Jaime agree that they are acting different in the house than they would outside. Tilli has joined them now to check if Elise is ok. Anna gives Katie a kiss on the cheek for some reaosn or another.

11.33pm – The housemates continue to comfort Elise, now Tilli is explaining changes in personalities in the house, and lets Elise know that the other housemates can understand too because they are in the same position. Tilli feels alienated from her life out there – she feels like she is missing out on stuff. Jaime doesn’t miss his outside life at the moment. Tilli is bothered by the fact she doesn’t know what she’s missing. Elise seems to be cheering up now – sortof. Tilli and Jaime brush their teeth really fast.. they race each other.

Elise tells Katie she’s not usually the kind caring type, she’s usually the one bashing the boys. Katie says it will come out when its the most comfortable, and she shouldn’t force it. Elise finds it strange because she’s usually the same as Katie. Katie has a horrible day today – they had to clean all day. For some reason everyone loves Tilli’s navy thongs, and she doesn’t know why. Jaime explains his wardrobe and what goes with what thongs.

In the bedroom Dino is saying to Anna that the gym in the big brother house is terrible – the boys are struggling with it. “It could have been better”.

Dino: “And the wallpaper here is shocking… at least we’ve got a pole though”

Anna tries to get Dino to dance on the pole. Dino farts and talk turns to sardines and tuna.

11.43pm – We’re back from the commercial break and Bree Amber is in the studio with Mike. She will be back for FNL and doesn’t explain much except that there will be a studio audience this time (?!).

11.46pm – Tilli is standing on the stripping pole. She is spinning around and giving Krystal fashion tips. Tilli’s pants fall down a little and she goes “ooh hi!”. Karen tells Tilli to be careful on the pole – very mother like. Karen comes over to Tilli and they quietly bitch about Camilla going over the top today about the cleaning. Krystal feels bad for being short tempered with Anna but they both agree that she can be instantly annoying. They both sit on the pole saddle and have a D&M. There is mutual appreciation for Dino caring about them. He told Tilli earlier that he feels he can just come to her about anything. They both love how Michael comes and gives them a hug and kisses.

Karen is talking about hippie things with Jaime. She talks about how she planned to buy a convie van when she was 16. Jaime hasn’t even thought about leaving home yet. He only has 96 cents in his bank account. He recalls an embarrasing moment when he had to withdraw his last $9 from a teller because he didn’t have enough to withdraw from an ATM. A bunch of them are now on the bed gossiping about Camilla. Apparently earlier she had an argument with a male housemate about sardines.

11.59pm – Jaime and Karen are searching for her lost photos. Mike tells us that John and Karen have been punished by Big Brother and must remain standing all night. Dino goes around the bedroom to accept donations for things to sleep on since he no longer has a matress. He goes and takes things from beds anway without asking the owners. Katie shows Gaelan and Tilli photos of her loved ones… then her thongs. Tilli says she Katie has large feet. Woah David has a new hairstyle and its really gay!

12.06am – David and Tilli pash! Camilla looks a little concerned. Mike Goldman says “does that mean Tilli’s a man!?”. The reason for the kiss was Tilli was worried her breath smelt like sardines, so David tested it out with a kiss. David likes kissing guys with a little bit of growth. Tilli has now moved into the bathroom with Camilla and apologises for kissing David because she knows they have a strong relationship.

12.10am – The kiss is still big news, a group of them discuss it outside the bathroom. Michael, Ashley and Karen took Tilli outside and accused her of creating drama. Tilli says its no big deal. The topic quickly moves to John, who accidentally broke all the eggs just earlier. They are worried about John – he was very worried and shaking.

12.17am – A bunch of housemates in the hammoch. Krystal says Anna is not geniune, and adds that its good Camilla had no problem with Tilli kissing David. Tilli says to let go about it but Krystal just doesn’t want to start any conflict. Michael agrees that Anna is bad news and they agree to do their best to stare through it. Bitching moves to Camilla too – apparently Krystal had a little confrontation with her earlier about the eggs. Tilli thinks that Camilla will be annoyed now because Tilli has now “crossed into her turf”. Tilli just wants to say to her “he’s not all yours, but I will not try to cross your relationship barrier”.

Tilli says he has a really big mouth, and Karen jokes a big cock. They ask Tilli to rate the kiss – its not her best kiss. Tilli and Karen like the little break during a pash and then goes back into it. “Coincidentally” thats what Michael does (ahuh). A bug suddenly flies into Karen’s hair and she screams – Tilli and Michael burst out laughing. Tilli talks about her partner on the outside – doesn’t sound like technically her partner just yet but she has strong feelings for him.

12.35am – Karen has given one of the boys a quick haircut. Katie yells out for Big Brother to let her sit down.

12.43am – Tilli wants to go into the diary room and chat to Big Brother. Michael encourages her but says BB doesn’t usually ask questions. Tilli says her dad has prostate cancer (uplate beeps are way too late). Gaelan’s dad died of cancer and told Tilli she could come and talk to him anytime about it – Tilli really apreciated the gesture.

12.52am – To kill time John and Karena are standing around the stripping pole. Some one yells out that Karen is a natural stripper. Her daughter Krystal says her moves are pretty good! ewww. Karen is drawing a crowd to the stippers pole from her dancing. John gets Karen to do the “stripper look” where they glance at the guy while slipping around, then glancing back again. John seems to be getting excited about it. Meanwhile Krystal and Michael are lying together on bed having a D&M.

Mike comes on in a box holding up a bunch of $20 notes saying “I support the single mother’s club!”. LOL.

Krystal says to Michael she wants her personality to come out in the house more, and to gain a role. Michael says he’s not the outrageous one in the house and you don’t have to have a specific role. He adds that David seems to have pulled away from Michael a bit in the house, and he’s been pulled away – now that he’s come out of the cloest the girls have been more drawn to him.

Krystal: “I’d be careful if I were you, Karen”.

1.05am – John and Gaelan are talking about NZ rugby player Jonah Lomu. Apparently he has the largest car stereo system in New Zeland. They start talking about Maoris and its bleep out (racist jokes). Katie starts talking to John about his behaviors and John seems really distant like he’s nervous talking to her.

More bitching! Now Krystal is bitching about Camilla to Michael and Dino. Earlier Camilla was whinging to Michael about cleaning up some sardines – housemates are only allowed to clean one thing in the house per day and Michael wouldn’t have been allowed to by Big Brother. Michael relays this story to Dino. Michael said to Camilla to mind her own business for a change because she keeps intruding on other people. Michael told her to drop it. Karen is annoyed the lights are still on.

1.19am – Krystal tells Karen to do another pole dance… ewww. She asks Dino what he does in Melbourne. Dino doesn’t really club much lately because of school. His 24 year old brother is very introverted and only goes to Bosnian places. Krystal says its weird some people in families are complete opposites. Dino goes to “doof doof” (ahuh) clubs and house clubs. Michael goes to school 3 days a week and the other days he’s working sandblasting at a restraunt. Krystal in normal life thinks “fuck there aren’t enough hours in the day” but in the BB house time goes so slowly.

1.31am – Karen has washed her hair and is wondering around as she is not allowed to sit down yet. Big Brother turns off the lights. Dino jumps on Karen’s bed and farts – much to her disgust. Michael is chatting with John in the kitchen, saying they want to see some intriguing things. Michael tried to ask Dino if there was a mole in the house. Katie joins them and says she thought there was. Newsflash: Michael is missing his hat.

“This is Big Brother. Karen, continue standing.”

John is getting annoyed. He squats for a while. John and Michael talk about how they sometimes have uni classes until 7pm. Karen wonders if they would be fined if John stood against the wall and they did a knife throwing game.

1.42am – John and Karen are just strolling around the backyard. John comments that this weather is warm for him since he’s from Melbourne. Karen says its cold and jogs around. They set up a game of cricket with Michael. Karen is batting with a rolled up deck chair mat. The ball is a rubber duck. She hits the ball and John catches her out. They continue the game for a while.

Later there is brief footage of Katie telling Jaime in bed that he’s a really good person. At 1.52am Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 6

10.17am – Lights are on but not all of the housemates are getting up. Tilli and Michael are having a chat outside – Tilli questions him about his comment that Krystal was “hot and cold”. Tilli has her arms in Michael’s lap. Michael explains he’s worried he might do something to upset Krystal. He said to Krystal last night that he’s been able to have good chats with her etc. Michael then tells Tilli their relationship is just on the surface and there’s nothing deep down. Tilli says its something that will gradually happen because Krystal isn’t that comfortable with boys. Michael says he might back off but Tilli warns him not to back off too much. Michael sits and ponders.

In the bedroom Katie is searching through her clothes drawers and finds Karen’s photo that Michael hid earlier in the week. She quickly finds Karen and says they have a mole in the house. Karen hugs her to say thankyou. Katie then goes outside and explains there might be a mole in the house – and relays an update about the photos. Michael (the insider/mole) jumps up and says “see I knew there was something going on… and some one split water in Gaelan’s bed… everyone is supsect”. Ashley doesn’t care and continues to sunbathe. Michael won’t let go and starts asking Karen fake questions about the photos. He indirectly accuses Katie and Jaime because they were called into the diary room last night. Jamie says he thinks it’s Michael 100% who is the mole. “This speculation is going to damage relations – I’m not going to talk anymore about it”.

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7.30pm – Housemates enter the Friday Night Games, and Gaelan wins. He choses Katie to accompany him to the rewards room. She jumps up and down and laughs. Jaime doesn’t look too happy.

The two enter the rewards room and Katie goes ecstatic, especially about the abundance of food available. Meanwhile the other housemates must cook with their lack of supplies. Jamie says it’s a bit hard on him. The housemates are all annoyed Gaelan and Katie have alcohol and chocolate. Jaime says its going to be different in the house with the two – some one comments it will be quieter. Jaime says his bed will be different (he sleeps with Katie). On the topic of beds – Gaelan and Katie discover their bed in the rewards room is a water bed. The housemates in the kitchen joke about Gaeland and Katie getting it on – but for now they are just eating dinner. Gaelan tells Katie he always would have picked her to come into the rewards room with him. He says he didn’t want to deliberate because it could cause friction with people who thought they were a better friend with him. Gaelan explains he hangs out with Ashley a bit, but doesn’t have any favourites. Katie exclaims she has favourites.

In the house Camilla says she is homesick. Claire is friendsick. Camilla is annoyed because no one picked her for FNL teams, and nominations are coming up soon. Claire tells her not to read into it too much.

In the kitchen Karen asks Michael whats happening with him and Krystal. He jokes about saying nothing. He says Karen is over-analysing. Karen provokes Michael saying maybe he and Karen are the secret couple. Michael assures Karen that if he was the secret couple with Krystal he wouldn’t be talking to her so much.

Karen: You just want to be the couple

Michael smiles and says “aahh, the way things pan out”. Gaelan is called to the diary room and is told about the three boxes in the rewards room – inside one of them is a holiday prize.

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11.24pm – Gaelan returns to the rewards room and while Katie watches on, picks box number 3. Inside is a bow tie.

In the lounge room Tilli and David discuss Camilla. David says Camilla is afraid she hasn’t been spending enough time with other people in the house, since she spent so much time with David. Camilla and Tilli agreed to swap sleeping places tonight. They both watch Camilla chat with other HMs.

In the rewards room Gaelan and Katie seem to be entertaining themselves throwing grapes at each other. Gaelan brags about “this one time” where he caught a grape with his teeth from far away. Katie throws grapes at Gaelan and he tries to catch them.

Jamie is getting into bed alone. Krystal and Michael are sitting on the couch together. Michael comments that all the bed buddies are disrupted tonight. Krystal lets Michael know that Tilli is sleeping with David tonight. Michael invites her to sleep in the same bed as him tonight. Krystal says she is really getting to know Camilla. Michael says there are lots of people flying under the radar, but “won’t name names”. Krystal playfully says “tell me” but he refuses. Krystal asks if its Karen – Michael says yes. Krystal can’t help but prod – “maybe she’s like that naturally”. Krystal asks if Michael thinks she is playing under the radar. Michael says he thinks she’s playing but certainly not under the radar.

Later on housemates are getting ready for bed. Camilla is looking at some photos while Tilli climbes into bed with David, saying “thankyou for this” to Camilla. David and Tilli then look at Camilla’s photos. Michael climbes into bed with Krystal with his clothes still on. Krystal says he doesn’t have to sleep there. Michael climbes under the covers with his clothes on, saying “I feel compelled to”. He kisses Krystal on the cheek and she giggles.

Michael: I wonder what would happen if we met on the outside

Krystal: I would hate you

Michael: Why?

Krystal: No, I don’t know, I wouldn’t hate you

They imagine what would happen if they met up in the outside world. Krystal says it depends what kind of person he is on the outside because she’s different on the outside. Krystal snuggles onto Michael.

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Day 4 Uplate

11:14pm: Claire is talking to Dave & Krystal. It would seem that Dave has come out of the closet tonight. Claire says she had a feeling. They say the way he came out was very good. It seems as if Claire was at an audition with Dave or something, because she says she thought he was out then, thus her confusion when they met in the house. He says it’s all done now, and that everyone will know tomorrow. Krystal basically tells him to not worry about what other people think. Dave says Krystal is a 10, then adds that she is gorgeous, saying “I’m gay, but I’m not blind!” Dave gets up and says he’s going for a walk. He goes out into the backyard. No one else is there. He swears under his breath as he walks out there, finally sitting near the hottub. He seems to be trying very hard to hold back some tears. Karen comes over and tells him not to cry because then she’ll start crying. Dave tells Karen that he hopes his parents find out via his sister, and not through people telling them (they don’t get BB, or don’t have a TV). Karen tells him everything will be fine, and that the truth will set him free. She tells him that in 6 months time he’ll be so glad he did it. Comm break.

11:29pm: Lots of people in the bedroom. Camilla changes her top. She comes out of the bedroom and stops to talk to Anna and Michael, who are on stools in the kitchen. Camilla tells Anna to let it all out if she is ever frustrated. Both Michael and Anna say that she does. Cut back to the outside crew, which has grown. He says he likes both males and females, but would now never have sex with females again because they’ll get hurt, and also that somewhere along the line he believes you have to choose one or the other. Jamie says that so much is made of people’s sexuality, when in the grand scheme of things is really not that big of a thing in people’s lives. Tilli tells Dave that Dino said that he was ever to come out, he would use the exact speech that Dave gave tonight. They all start to get up and head back inside. Anna is talking to Michael and Krystal. She seems alive tonight Anna, which is a great thing. Anna says that she thought Michael would be the gay one. Krystal tells Anna that she is so gorgeous. Cut to Dave who has now made his way to the bedroom and is chatting to the other guys. They talk about the limited beer supply they are getting. Katie joins them and start talking about her boots she got as a present from a friend. Comm break.

11:45pm: In the kitchen, Michael and Krystal are still cuddling on the beanbag. John and Anna are talking to them. John offers Anna some porridge, and she eats some, and John says “I didn’t want you to have it all, Olivier”. Very funny! Cut to Camilla and Dave in the bedroom. Dave says she’ll really get to know the real him now. He syas she’ll come to realise he’s a bit of a slut. Camilla says that if it had been any longer she would’ve not been friends with him. She says she wanted him to tell her before telling the group. Dave says he did try and tell her last night, but people kept on interrupting the conversation. They walk into the bathroom. Camilla asks if he told BB from the start, and he answers yes. Dave says thats why he was convinced they were going to put another gay guy in the house with him. Dave says again that he has always been attracted to 3 people in the house. He checks the toilets to see if anyone is in them, but they are clear. Camilla again tells Dave that if he ever deceives her again, that she’ll just walk away from the friendship. She does say that he can still wear her hat though. He tells her he is into guys with brown hair and brown eyes, and doesn’t like blondes. Dave says he wanted to come out on television to help all the gay guys out their in the bush. He says plenty of farmers have killed themselves because they couldn’t bear it – he says he even has held a gun like that to himself. Mike cuts in, but we’re soon back to the kitchen. Anna seems to be the centre of attention as she dances slowly in the middle of a seated circle. Comm break.

12:01am: Dave and Camilla are looking at Dave’s photos. Dave explains to others that he had never pulled them out before because they are all guys in the photos! Other housemates gather around to see them. They start talking about Brokeback Mountain. Karen said she had to cover her son’s eyes when the sex scene came on, but quickly adds she would have covered the eyes for a guy/girl sex scene as well. Cut to the living room, where Gaelan, Dino and John are talking about food and their desires for the shopping list. They all say that chocolate and alcohol led to arguments, and agree to try and persuade the group to steer clear of them. They want to buy potatoes, pasta, heaps of fruit, cheese etc. Gaelan is called to the diary room, they suspect for batteries. John and Dino talk about making a pizza. Gaelan quickly reappears with batteries. He gives the guys theirs, and heads into the bedroom. Dino says that he is sleeping with Dave and Camilla tonight. John says that he could go either way! Dino says he loved the speech that Dave gave coming out. He says that Camilla looked stunned and sat by herslef as everyone else stood and hugged Dave. John says that the odds have moved in their favour, and they have more of a shot with the girls now! Comm break.

12:17am: Dave & Camilla are once again chatting in the bedroom. Camilla says she is allowed to be a little hurt. Dave says that he isn’t one of the gays that like shopping though. He moves onto say that he spoke to Gaelan heaps today, and is starting to get to know everybody really well. Camilla says she needs to get to know everyone more, she’s been hanging around with Dave too much. Dave sees this as Camilla ditching him! They talk about Dave’s relationship past. He says he was with a 19 year old when he was 23. He was a fellow farmer, and they are still good mates today. Over the other side of the room, Anna, Krystal, Michael and Tilli are talking. They bring up the speed dating from earlier in the evening. Tilli says it seemed to be over before it was started. Anna is trying on a jacket and can’t believe it’s the perfect size. She trys it on several different ways, and we watch..Comm break.

12:33am: Anna is talking to Dave. She says how everyone thought he was cute, her included, however she says she wouldn’t have done anything about it. Dave says he thought he would’ve been at the bottom of everyone’s list. Tilli and Anna say that he was at the top. Tilli says she thinks Jamie is hot; and adds that Michael is beautiful. Dave says he thinks Dino, Michael and Jamie are attractive. Krystal comes over and lies on the bed, instantly making headlines saying “I’d tap anyone in this place! They are all cute.” Katie says if she was forced to get with someone, she would probably choose Gaelan, but then adds ‘maybe Jamie.’ Michael comes over and asks about Anna’s headache. She says it’s better. Camilla and Anna both tell Krystal that shes into Michael. Tilli joins in the convo and asks Michael who he likes, and Michael answers “You.” Michael goes away and the girls start talking about the different types of lollies they enjoy eating.

12:48am: Jamie is in the kitchen talking to Karen. They make mention that Gaelan’s personality is the biggest, but it’s not huge in this house. Karen suspects that if she had Jamie elsewhere, she would’ve thought of him as having a huge personality. Karen says she never puts all her cards down. Jamie says he’s the opposite. You either like him immediately or you don’t, you don’t warm to him. Karen says she knew instantly that she would love Katie. Jamie says he watches Katie and everything that she says is genuine. He says there is not a bad bone in Katie’s body. They both say how everything she says is not calculated at all and thats why everyone loves her. Jamie says he feels he has a special connection with her because they met at auditions. He knew she would make it into the house, and was so glad to see her. Jamie says to Karen that if he was evicted, he doesn’t think he could watch the show because he would feel sad for missing out on it. Karen says it’ll be hard to nominate. Jamie says there are people here who he likes more than others, but he doesn’t really have any reasons to nominate anyone. Getting close to getting a strike if they keep this up. Jamie starts talking about beers. He says there isn’t enough, and on a normal night outside the house, he could have 15 beers or so. Comm break.

1:05am: Gaelan is talking to Camilla. Anna is tryin to fix the door, and Camilla cracks a joke saying “How many blodes does it take to close the door.” When relayed back to Anna, she doesn’t seem that pleased by the comment! Camilla and Gaelan name some Victoria shopping centres for some reason. Camilla says she likes her breasts, but would take Anna’s. Anna says hers are a perfect size. They start talking about staples, and chick peas in particular. They say the burgers were great today, and suggest making them a bit bigger tomorrow. Gaelan admits to eating the burnt bits stuck on the barbie today. Ana says she eats more than guys on the outside. She goes through her day of eating, and there is little wonder how she does anything else at all. Camilla says she has tuna on toast for breakfast. Comm break.

1:18am: Karen is trying to find her family photos in the bedroom. Michael, as the Insider, was asked to move someones family photos today to a different persons drawers. He put Karen’s photos in Katie’s drawers. Karen gives up saying that she’ll look tomorrow. She seems a bit upset as she lies down in bed. Anna has just finished her exercises, and is trying to undo her bra but can’t!? Katie helps her out before getting into bed herself. Uplate update then comm break.

1:31am: Karen gets up and goes to the toilet. Camilla and Anna are making sure all the ducks are accounted for. Ash & Gaelan want to play dominos with the ducks. Karen returns to bed. Krystal starts talking about her conversation with BB late tonight. Karen listens in smiling. Talk moves onto FNL, and whether they’ll even have it this year. At 1:39am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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