Day 12

8.16am – Ashley is up cleaning the backyard as he is groundskeeper. He collects the washing saying “this is just pathetic”. He then moves onto sweeping the floor. Inside Katie tells Claire she has sorted everything out with Jamie. They are all good now. “We’re just going to be how we were, which is great”. Dino comes into the kitchen and is updated on the situation by Katie – that it was a little weird after they kissed, but its all good now. Katie says “lying gets you nowhere”. Dino says “you two just spoke ten sentences that meant nothing to me”.

Ashley is still sweeping, saying “they are idiots!”. Katie has moved into the bathroom now and is freshening up for the day. Ashley continues to clean. “This is Big Brother, Ashley, you are not to use a towel when cleaning the windows, that is all”. Ashley laughs, and says “you’re a smart ass aren’t you mate, I mean Big Brother, sorry Big Brother”. “This is Big Brother… Ashley to the diary room”. Ashley laughs nervously and says “now what, what do I have to do now”.

9.41am – Ashley is in the diary room. Big Brother explains one of the core rules in the house is that housemates refer to Big Brother as such. Ashley is to spend the next 3 hours on his feet – he cannot sit down, kneel or lie down.

In the bedroom Katie issues a challenge to Jamie: to spend the whole day without looking in the mirror. He asks what he gets in return – she suggests a massage but he isn’t so keen. Katie leans down and gives him a big pash.

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12.41pm – Ashley is bushing his teeth in the bathroom. This is Big Brother, Ashley, your 3 hours are up. He immediately lies down on the floor and moans in relief. David laughs. Jamie and Katie meanwhile are in bed lying together. Jamie is worried how he might be perceived outside the house. Katie not so much, but does say there might be two or three people. Jamie says only ex-girlfriends will be annoyed at him, as they are still in love with him. He says he still calls them, because he hasn’t wanted to lose them. “Just because I don’t feel strongly towards them I assume they shouldn’t feel that way towards me but they do… oh god”.

Ashley meanwhile is on the other side of the bedroom playing around. Jamie says to Katie “he’s so unintelligent I can’t handle it… I can’t handle a conversation with him”.

Katie: Do you think I’m unintelligent?

Jamie: No, not at all

There is one thing that annoys Jamie the most: people with intolerance – sometimes he wants to have a chat but he can’t figure out whats going on in Ashley’s brain. Katie adds: “if there is anything happening, sometimes he looks and there’s nothing going on in there, like his brain has stopped”. Jamie says to Katie “we can rule this place”. Katie replies “yeah, whatever, we so can’t!”.

Katie is telling Elise and Karen that her little house romance won’t continue outside the house, and they agreed on it. Elise asks “does it matter if you aren’t continuing outside the house?”. Katie doesn’t know, and they discuss the possibility of Jamie just doing it for the sake of it. Katie realises there’s not much she can do in the situation, and seems to be ok with it.

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11.22pm – Michael is outside, and quickly pockets some balloons for the task without anyone seeing. Jamie and Katie are playing around in the bedroom as usual. Michael has moved to the toilet and is cutting the tops of the balloons off, making them very hard to blow up. Katie and Jamie are in the spa, in each others arms, kissing… again. They discuss who doesn’t like them – Jamie thinks he doesn’t have a problem with the girls, Katie laugsh and says “I know!”. The housemates inside are wondering what to do, and some one suggests limbo with the broom. John goes first and gets pretty far down but then falls down backwards. Gaelan is next, and makes it, but Elise is not so successful. Michael is still in the toilet cutting up balloons.

Katie and Jamie kiss some more in the spa – she says he’s a really soft kisser.

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12.45am – Jamie has come to the diary room. He is worried about letting people down – he has always fallen for a girl and then after a while changed his mind, so since then he has always been careful, and he doesn’t like that trait in him but its re-occuring. “I’m getting really close to Katie I’m just worried I might not be the person she wants – its something like in the physical sense she’s not the kind of girl I like, but I haven’t been out with a blonde girl in so long, I generally not sorta attracted to the barbie girl look which she has, but theres something about her personality, I have never been around some one like that before.” Jamie doesn’t want it to go wrong and everyone see it – “its a bit scary I think”.

1.18am – David and Dino’s clown noises are played. Dino has to run outside in his underpants. The housemates cheer for them to hurry up and get their costume on. John jokes that Dino is the worst clown in the southern hemisphere. Michael can’t stop laughing – David can’t blow up his balloon with the end cut off. Dino says “they’re not working at all”. They manage to get one or two balloons poped. Dino really jumps on one with his butt. “This is Big Brother. Big Brother was not entertained”.

2.20am – Katie and Jamie are in bed, with the lights off. They discuss the other girls in the house. Jamie says he wouldn’t want to be with any of the others in the house. Katie says she’s not the prettiest one, and worries that Jamie will wake up and think she’s the wrong one. Jamie reassures her thats not going to happen. He explains some of the things he explained to Big Brother earlier, about not being attracted to the barbie doll thing. Katie isn’t offended, she says “its just the truth”. Katie asks “do you not want to kiss me because you’re not attracted to me, you just like me as a mate”. Jamie stalls for an answer. She says “think about it and then tell me later”. They say goodnight and Katie turns away from Jamie – he spoons her.

Katie: Don’t worry, because I need a guy who’s attracted to me.

Jamie: Thats not it though

Katie: Whats it about then

Jamie: Where we are, and people seeing us every day.

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Day 10 Uplate

11:40pm: After about 10 minutes of listening to Mike waffle on and watch Uplate updates, we finally get to the spa. Brithday boy John, David, Jamie and Katie are in the water. Tilli picks up all the empty glasses which have been left around the spa. John says to Dave that the furthest he would go with a bloke is to kiss them on the cheek. John says that he is quite fine with saying that other guys look alright when he is talking to girls, trying to get them to go and talk to the guy in the hope of picking up. He reinterates that he is not the slightest bit interested in blokes. David asks John if he was stuck on a deserted island, with a guy that he’s told one of his girl friends is attractive, and he was busting for a blowjob, would he go there? John says thats a tough question. David says he would rather get one from an average woman than an ugly bloke. John says that if David is into men 55% and women 45%, he would be 90/10%. John says if a bloke was giving him head, he would be disgusted. He says he’s not interested in guys. Elise comes over and says they found a cruiser. She gives it to John. Claire comes over and says she is going to bed, but not to sleep. She makes mention of the fact that shes not going to sleep just yet, only bed, about 5 times. She gives everyone a kiss before departing inside. Tilli is standing near the spa, and there are 2 conversations going on, it’s very hard to understand anything. Comm break.

11:50pm: Still out at the spa. Dave says he’s never had sex with anyone with blue eyes. Then he remembers the personal trainer, so he takes it back. Katie asks if guys would go for someone like her, without the big boobs, without the makeup. They all say they would, but Jamie won’t go further, saying he’ll tell her in bed. John says he definately would, but Katie wants to know why. John says he knows he would have more fun with someone like Katie than a heap of other girls. Dino is sitting nearby, and has his say now. He says that he was walking down the street holding Katie’s hand, he would be proud, and not ashamed. John says that Dino’s line is perfect to describe Katie. Katie says that has made her night! Dino says that Jamie kissed her twice, and still didn’t make night. Katie says thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to her. They turn it round and ask Katie whether she would go for someone like Jamie. She says she wouldn’t, but justifies it by saying that shes been with those types before and gotten hurt. She also thinks she wouldn’t be good enough for someone like that. Cut to the bedroom, where Tilli and Michael are talking. Tilli says it pissed her off that Camilla was wearing her stuff. Michael says he was trying to tell everyone he didn’t do it. Michael says he hates it when people go up and apologise to them after voting for them. She uses Elise as an example. Big Brother interrupts, telling Michael he has a $5000 fine for discussing nominations. They stand there in silence for a moment, but Tilli says he did, and that she was waiting for it. She says she is going to get some medication. Anna has come out to the spa. She says that the girls aren’t happy that she is back. Katie goes “But you aren’t!” Jamie says he was sorry to see her go. Anna says that they will have to deal with it, because she isn’t changing. Dino says that Tilli has become more close to Krystal since Anna left, and they feel a bit threatened now again that Anna’s back. Dino gets confused, thinking that there are immune for two weeks, but it’s only one week. Anna sets it straight for him. Anna laughed when Tilli came up to her tonight and asked if she hated her. Anna said the truth; she doesn’t hate anyone. She says Tilli told her that she had been missing Anna the last couple of days. She says she knew Tilli was lying. Anna says she thought Gaelan didn’t like her at all. Dino says he did, all the Melbourne boys did. Dino says a lot of people here like Anna. Comm break.

12:07am: Still at the spa. Katie and Anna are sharing a joke. Ashley throws something cold into the spa, and Dave gets out. Lots of yelling. Dino and Anna are talking about Krystal doing the shopping. Dino says she stuffed it up abit. Dino says that instead of buying 12 single rolls for $12, she bought the 12 pack for $20. He says she bought M&M’s, and because they didn’t realise the storeroom would be closed when the shop closed, they had nothing for lunch and had to eat the M&M’s. Ashlet gives another cruiser, this time the last one, to Anna. Anna shares it with Katie. She forgets Katie’s name for a second though! Anna says she can’t believe Jamie got in the spa with a microphone on. Someone is emptying all the bottles into a bin. Into the sauna, where Dave, Camilla and Elise are talking about some guy. They all say he’s a great bloke. Dave doesn’t rate him sexually though. Cut to the bedroom. Mum and daughter are lying on a bed, and Tilli is on the next bed. Krystal whispers to Tilli “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer”. Krystal says you’ve gotta play it. Back to the spa. Nothing much happens before we cut to a break.

12:20am: Back to the spa with Jamie and others. Big Brother announces that all housemates must go to the living room immediately. Katie tells them not to talk when they get there. They start getting out of the spa. People inside start getting confortable on the couch. Michael is convinced John will get a message from home. Someone else thinks it’ll be BB telling them off for all the fines tonight. The spa people start to come in. They all gather and sit there waiting for BB’s announcement. A bit of laughing goes on. Anna and Camilla are wondering what kind of tea there were given in the revenge room. They start talking about different types of Tea. The boys throw around a balloon. Anna spills some tea, and Camilla tells her to stop it! Michael tells Big Brother to hurry up. Jamie is saying he can’t remember talking about nominations. BB starts talking, and tells them they have received $25,000 in fines in the last hour. He says this is not good enough. He says obviously they don’t understand the rules. He makes a point of Jamie in particular, telling the house that Jamie stuck his finger up at Big Brother when he received his fine. Michael laughs, and then others do. BB tells Jamie to get the housemate guidelines. He tells Jamie to stand in front of his housemates and read the guidelines out loud from cover to cover. BB tells them that everytime a housemate talks, he will be forced to start again. He commences, and has to say “The house” 9 times as Anna keeps interrupting. He gets into the third sentence the 10th time and then Anna speaks again. Others tell Anna to shutup. Even Camilla tells Anna to hurry up. Karen tells her to shutup because she won’t be looked on very nicely if they are stuck on the couch for hours. Not the perfect time for a comm break.

12:37am: Jamie is reading the housemate rules. No one is talking, although a few smirks are going around. He stops a few minutes in to see how far into the rules he is. Anna almost talks! After 7 minutes of Jamie continulously reading the rules, we get a comm break.

12:48am: Still reading the rules. At 12:50am, Big Brother interrupts, and tells them they all agreed to these rules before entering the house. He tells them to start doing so. He says that if they behave like children, they will be treated that way. BB instructs all housemates to go to the bedroom for the remainder of the night. Anna laughs, and says ‘get to the bedroom kids!’ She says ‘smack on the bottom.’ BB tells them to get to the bedroom immediately, and to close the doors behind them. Ashley picks Anna up and twirls her around. Katie tells Anna that she is glad shes back. Anna says that was fun. Jamie doesn’t understand where that came from, he can’t understand it. Anna is still laughing. Jamie wonders where Johnny is, and says he feels like he ruined his birthday. He apologises to John, but John says it wasn’t his fault. Tilli gives Jamie a hug. A long hug. Jamie says this night is turning into one of the worst in his life. John wonders if the sauna is out of bounds. Jamie comes to the bathroom, and says that was so rough. He says the fine came from nowhere. Jamie tells Dino that he deserved one of his fines tonight, but not the other one. Jamie gets into bed, takes off his undies, calls over Dino and chucks them in his face. Katie is having the time of his life. Jamie says sorry out loud to everyone. No one really responds. Cut over to the other side of the bedroom. Tilli and Gaelan are looking at something. Claire comes over and talks about her little bed pet. She say she only got it the day before she entered the house. Comm break.

1:07am: Back to the bedroom. Claire is complaining how her skin is so dry. They think it’s from the spa. Ashley and Katie has retreated to the sauna. Katie says to imagine it being this hot during the day. They look at the wall and wonder where the microphone is. We’re taken back to the bedroom proper. Karen says she is a bit torn; because Krystal is her daughter, she wants to take her side all the time. She says that she really doesn’t like Anna’s morals. Karen says tonight was too much. Camilla says that she has to understand that Anna has just been released ‘back into the wild’ after being couped up for 2 days. Karen says that she can see the war starting, and that she has already taken Krystal’s side; she says she wouldn’t associate with that person in the outside world, but it’s impossible in this house. Karen says she has said to Anna in the past “If you want to be a dick, I’ll call you a dick.” Elise says that Anna is an extreme person. Camilla says that Gaelan and others like that egg Anna on. Camilla says that just because Anna and her have become friends, she is not taking sides. Karen understands that. Camilla goes to the bathroom. David says it was a big shock, but then says he thought one would be coming back, but not two. Comm break.

1:36am: Finally get back to the action after a heap of stuff, including uplate updates and competition winners. Ashley and Anna are talking about not a lot. Anna retells her earlier story which she told Dino about Tilli coming up yo her and being totally fake. Apparently during the break Karen has started crying and wants to leave. Camilla joins in the convo and they wonder whether there was a crowd out there Sunday night. Camilla thinks there was, but Anna disagrees, saying they wouldn’t get a crowd for nothing.’ Over the other side of the bedroom, lots of laughs. Karen and Krystal are watching from the furthest most bed away. Someone asks if they can use the sauna, but they say no! Someone yells out “You bastard”, which is a running joke inside the house. Back to Anna. Anna says that she feels great to be a real part of the game again. David asks Anna if she finds friends easy to find because of her looks. Anna says with girls it’s really hard because they feel threatened except for the girls like Katie who are gems. She says if she become friends with guys who have girlfriends, the girls hate her and it pisses her off. She says if they remain friends for long enough, the girls eventually get round to telling her that shes actually quite a nice girl. Anna says that in life people judge other people, it’s a fact of life. Comm break.

1:50am: Katie and Jamie are chatting on their bed. Jamie is saying that he didn’t find it funny. Jamie explains that he wants to speak to Big Brother because he really doesn’t think he deserved the fine. Mike interrupts…He talks about an earlier attempt to talk about fines with Big Brother which wasn’t successful. Lights go off. Dino goes away, and Katie tells him not to worry about the fines. He kisses her head. They settle down to go to bed. Really hard to make out what they saying. Anna gives Jamie a cuddle. Michael is giving a cuddle to someone, I can’t work out who. It’s actually David! Michael wonders who let off the smell. Lots of talking, but it’s all off camera. Claire says that she may have to get someone up in the morning. She says she can’t have volunteers, but Elise and a few others put up there hand! At 2:00am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 11

10.01am – Housemates are out in the backyard enjoying the sun, except for John and Karen who discuss Camilla and Anna’s return in the bedroom. They both didn’t expect it happening and Karen comments there is strong tension between her daughter Krystal and Anna. Claire comes to the diary room and says her biggest shock after last night was how Karen reacted – Claire says Karen act really funny, possibly because she sees Anna as a threat to her daughter because Krystal has a far better chance at winning than Karen.

Meanwhile Karen is bitching about Anna, saying she speaks too loudly and it may be her in particular, rather than Anna and Camilla working together. Claire tells BB she won’t be a sheep and follow Krystal, she will not take sides.

Dino and Ashley are lying around watching the factions between the girls. They both agree its great entertainment and Dino hopes he survives this week’s eviction so he can watch more. Dino adds that Katie is sorta in the middle, on both sides.

Outside Tilli and Karen are in the gym, and Karen mentions she had a talk with Michael earlier.

Tilli: Keep him on your side!

Krystal: Yeah definately I will

Tilli: You know you have to

Krystal: And he knows he needs us as well

Anna comes outside and the other two watch on. Tilli complains that Anna is not allowed to clean. “Oh build up more fines.. cos then more people will hate you”.

Ashley and Jamie are in the sauna. In true blokeyness, Ashley says “So you and Katie, huh? What do you reckon?” Ashley thinks they will hook up but Jamie doesn’t really know. Ashley says “you may as well, she’s a top chick”. Meanwhile Katie is in the kitchen, saying she can’t believe she kissed Jamie last night. Anna re-enacts what Jamie did before they kissed (held each other in their arms) but Katie can’t remember. Ashley thinks Jamie has fallen for her. Jamie says everything changes when you know everyones watching you. Katie tells Anna she hopes its not going to be weird now. Anna jokes that he might ask to get married. Anna jokes back, saying “yeah he really looks like the marrying type”.

In the gym Dino and John are discussing a workout plan for the day. Suddenly Michael’s clown noise plays. He runs out of the bedroom in socks and slips over on the floor – Krystal laughs at him. He puts on his clown outfit and is asked to perform the big splash relay. He must bellyflop into pools of jelly. On two of the pools he lands on his back to sabotage the task (as part of his insider mission). Katie calls out saying he’s doing it wrong.

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3.51pm – In the kitchen Krystal tells Camilla and Karen she dislikes Anna… again. She says they aren’t on the same wavelength. “I don’t have as much in common, I don’t think I haven’t given her enough of a go”. Camilla respects Krystal for having that attitude, but Karen takes the opposite tune: saying she started liking Anna but then over time changed her mind. “Its all downhill from here”. She laughs but no one else does. Krystal starts agreeing with her mother. Anna suddenly walks past unexpectedly. Krystal asks if Anna heard that .. “she must have”.

Karen overheard Anna say some nasty things when she returned to the house. Krystal adds that she will try to get to know Anna but will Anna first has to change her whole revenge attitude. Camilla preffers not to get involved altogether.

7.06pm – Housemates are having their family discussion.

Karen: I don’t know if this is to do with me, or my issues with Anna (who then starts shaking her head)… I wasn’t impressed with Anna with her being very spiteful over the oats issue, and when you got evicted and the spitefullness came in again (Anna shakes her head).. you don’t think thats true?

Anna: First I’d like to say, bitching behind my back Krystal I heard you guys when I was in the bedroom today so you do. And you guys haven’t come up to me once since I have come back into the house to tell me your opinions. You haven’t tried to sort anything out, you’ve just let it go. And why don’t you talk about Camilla like that as well? Because she’s done exactly the same as me. So whatever with that one.

They discuss the revenge room and Anna argues that the revenge room was specifically for revenge.

Anna (to Krystal): And I’ve been saying I want to get to know you because all I’ve seen is the fake you.

Camilla says they should all communicate a little bit more. Dino says its healthy not to bitch but to discuss another person with some one but they shouldn’t smear their name. Karen glares at some one across the table. Camilla starts talking but Anna cuts in and says it’s Katie’s turn.

Katie: I like everyone, and I hope they don’t bitch about me.

Some laugh and clap.

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7.50pm – Dinner has finished and the housemates get up. Anna looks very annoyed and frustrated. Karen stops and asks Anna if she wants to talk alone. Anna explains she has issues with Krystal and wants to get to know the real Krystal because the past week she’s seemed fake. Krystal and Karen are sitting on one side of the table and Anna on the other. Krystal says she’s never dealt with a person like Anna on the outside world. Karen says her issue is she took Anna under her wing and then she said some things that upset Karen – it was like she’s not going to let it go and its revenge.

Anna explains she won’t change anything about herself or what she says.

Karen: Some things you say are nasty.. and

Anna: Everyone says nasty things Karen! I’ve been happy the last few days… I don’t care about these two people then.

Karen puts on a very forced smile and says “ok, I think we got that sorted then” and walks away still with the forced smile on her face.

Krystal stays and reiterates what Karen said earlier at the table. She defends her mum for a while.

Krystal: I’m sorry that you can’t change my mum’s mind but maybe you can redeem yourself..

Anna: I don’t want to change your mum’s mind! I’m not going to redeem myself to your mum!

Krystal: I didn’t s… you’re putting words in my mouth. I didn’t say that.

Krystal then says she will try to get along with Anna and they want to work in a civilised manner.

Krystal: No hard feelings.

They both storm away from the table and Anna goes into the bedroom.

Tilli: Anna! We don’t have any issues?

Anna: No I was just about to say that to you. I did put you in the same boat as Karen and Krystal but I’m taking you out of that boat.

Tilli: I’d love you to do that

They hug and make up, to whatever degree. Tilli goes back out into the kitchen and starts relaying what she said with Anna.

Anna goes to the diary room. She says she shouldn’t let it get to her, she just got so worked up and angry with Karen, and to a lesser extent Krystal. “Its just so hard”. Anna starts crying. BB asks “whats so hard?”.

Outside Tilli asks Dino if he has any issues with her. Dino says not will Tilli specifically but he has issues with girls… “us boys we don’t all get along, but boys in general don’t have divides or groups and its a shame to see the girls can’t do that. I felt sorry for Anna coming back and coping it”. Krystal says there are some things she brought on herself. Krystal and Dino get into another bitching session about Anna until Tilli interupts and says after making up with Anna she has no problems with her – “I want to be her friend”.

Meanwhile Anna is upset in the bedroom and being consoled by some of the other housemates. She says she shouldn’t have fought back, but the others think it was good.

Jamie: Australia’s national pastime is tall poppy syndrome.

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11.07pm – In the bedroom Katie wonders if she should change beds, because she is sure Jamie doesn’t like her back. Tilli says she can tell he adores her, but Katie feels otherwise. David says guys send out messages then shut them off as a defence mechanism. He urges her to make it happen if she has those feelings. Tilli adds it only takes one conversation. Michael says the last thing she wants in her life is to say “what if I…?”

2.10am – Katie hops into bed with Jamie and they talk under the covers. He says she is so cute, and she says she’s so confused by him, because he doesn’t talk to her all day then cuddles up with her. She asks whats going on, he doesn’t say anything. The lights go out. The two hug in bed and Katie asks again whats going on. She will do whatever he wants to do. They whisper now:

Katie: Have you reached a verdict

Jamie: My verdict would be that, yeah, but slow

Katie: Yeah, we can’t exactly move fast.

Jamie kisses Katie on the forhead, then they pash.

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Day 9 Uplate

11:32pm: Finally get a glimpse into the house after Mike has finished with his speel. Jamie, John and Elise are outside. Seems they are doing some kind of clown task this week. They seem to be putting the costumes back on the rack. They all head inside. Heaps of people standing around the stripper pole in the bedroom. Lots of conversations, hard to make out. Katie seems to be explaining some show where someone plays Chopper Read I think, I can’t pick it up. Tilli has obviously seen it, and she starts imitating it as well. Claire sings “We are in Big Brother, and we always wait…” Gaelan is playing with one of those light cubes. Krystal offers to put one in her mouth. Mike cuts in, back a bit later. A lot of singing going on in the bedroom, they are making it up as they go along. The girls mainly singing it. Cut to the revenge room. Talking about some show they have seen, and they say it’s awesome. Camilla says 1 more day. They are talking about piercings or something. Saying how it can hurt for up to a year. Anna looks majorly bored. Camilla says “Welcome to the revenge room.” Cut back to the house. Michael, Dino and John are in the kitchen. Michael thinks they will easily pass the task. John agrees. They say that the hard part of it is to get ready in the time period, once you start performing, Big Brother simply wants to be entertained! Dino thinks that they might have to complete a balance beem a number of times, but Michael thinks they have to just entertain. John is concerned they will never know when BB is happy. Michael says they might have to fall off on purpose to create entertainment. Dino doesn’t like that idea. John and Michael are creating a plan to fall into something to do with the task. Michael says it’ll be really funny. Dino has read the rules for the task. They go through all the songs and sounds to do with this task. They seem to be in some disagreement over what sound means what to do. They find the other rules with more info on it and check that out. A fair bit of silence follows.

11:57pm: In the bedroom. Housemates look to be playing charades, although I can’t see the housemates in question. Perhaps not! Back to singing, and their made up song. It seems to have progressed well. At least one verse sounds ok. Someone mentions Uncut on Thursday’s though. Someone says it could be midnight, and it is exactly midnight. Lots of laughing going on. Cut to the revenge room. Camilla is squeezing her zits. Lovely. If you’ve seen Camilla, she has lots of work to do with her zits. Camilla wonders if people are getting scared because it could be their last week. She says it people wouldn’t effect Dino and those types who don’t care. Anna tells her to stop picking her face, then gives Camilla some more advice on what to use to get off her makeup. Anna says that some makeup attracts pimples. Camilla says this one was the one she was using when she didn’t have pimples though. Camilla washes her face. Back to the house after an Uplate Update. Someone says they look like an egg! Comm break.

12:12am: Still all in the bedroom mucking around. Dave tells Tilli she looks like a tosser. Dave asks her how she would feel if she was evicted on Sunday. Beeps start going off, and they quickly realise it’s Dino and David’s turn. They quickly get into costume as others watch on. Next it’s onto the makeup. They stand and wait for Big Brother’s instructions on a yellow mat. Big Brother tells them that he wants to be entertained by the….Big Splash Relay. Another sound goes off and time commences. Apparently they have 60 seconds. Dino is first and he jumps into 3 different small pools filled with coloured stuff, not water. They easily finish the task in their alloted time, then do the clown High 5 routine where they miss each other. They wonder whether BB cleans up the mess or whether they have to. Dino thinks it’s up to them. Ahh it’s actually jelly, and Dino jumps into it again, then starts splashing it onto the other housemates, who are not impressed and start running. Big Brother tells them he is entertained. Jamie says the rules don’t say anything about cleaning it up. Dino says it was fun. They all head inside now. Mike cuts in for a few. A little bit later, David and Dino are getting changed outside, no talking though. Dave says it was very funny. Back inside, almost everyone hanging around the kitchen. Claire and Katie are laughing trying to figure out what are under jocks! They say they are doing really well in this task so far, 5 of 5 they think they have done correctly. Comm break.

12:30am: Jamie, Tilli, Krystal and Claire are talking in the bedroom. Tilli says she wants to go into the rewards room. Jamie says he’ll take a fall. Claire says they all don’t have a clue how they’ve been shown on TV out in the real world. Jamie says it’ll be interesting to see who goes. They can’t wait to hear a crowd. Jamie talks about a guy who he see’s in a local BP all the time. Claire says customers from work or anything. They say it’ll be so weird to go back into the real world. They start talking about some accounts they have, perhaps myspace internet accounts. A lot of bleeping out. Tilli says that she loved one of her teachers. Krystal says teachers really didn’t get along with her. Katie comes over. She talks to Claire for a bit. Katie starts taking her top off. She says she’s going to have a shower. Jamie says he wants one too. Katie looks in the mirror and says “Wow. I have cleavage.” A moment later she says it isn’t that much. Krystal is playing with Katie’s wig. She says it gets messy really easily though. Jamie puts it on and gets a few laughs. He starts saying something, but they bleep it all out, so we have no idea. Jamie says “What if cat really spelt dog, man!” He takes it off and asks the question again. Still no answers. Tilli wonders how Katie wears her heels. Katie says she can run in them now. Comm break.

12:44am: Katie says it would suck if you were one of those people who couldn’t handle their alcohol. Krystal says she has to be with someone when she’s drunk. She says if she’s alone, she starts messaging people and asking them questions at ridiculous hour. Krystal says if she is alone, she tends to climb into her mums bed. Jamie says he will try and find his mates if he loses them while drunk. Katie starts telling a story, but we cut to the guys in the kitchen. They start talking about Lost. David says he loves it, and he watched it in lockdown with his mate, cause he bought all the new episodes in with him (his mate). He says his mate downloaded them off the internet. I really doubt this convo will be screened for much longer! Gaelan says the best is Prison Break. David says its good too. Gaelan says that with Lost, they are still lost. He says it goes nowhere. Back to the bedroom! Tilli says that she told her mum that one night she would be home by midnight, and wouldn’t drink. She got home at 5:30am that night, and couldn’t open the door. Tilli says her mum opened the door and it was totally the silent treatment for the whole next 24 hours. Tilli says it was the best night though! Outside we go to the gym, Elise and Ashley out there. Ashley is holding the punching bag for her. She says she could do this for ages, but Ashley says he’ll have a short go. He doesn’t want the gloves, but it only lasts for a few seconds before he says he can’t be bothered. Elise goes back to doing it. Elise asks him how he is coping with the nominations. He says he’s in the same position as Elise. He says he wasn’t thinking he was playing the game, but he obviously is by doing everything the same as the others. He says it’s hard. Elise says they have to look at it not as a good, but a way to reinvent herself and look at her life. Elise says that she is a lot louder in the outside world. She says she feels like she doesn’t talk in here. Ashley says he doesn’t want to get into arguments in the house. Comm break.

12:59am: Still out in the gym. Ashley says he doesn’t think that he’s not liked, but some people have found something to use as an excuse. Ashley says that even if she is evicted this week, she’ll have so much fun on the outside. Dave comes out. Elise says that it’s not just a game. She says it’s a study on people’s behaviour inside a confined space. Elise says she doesn’t think it’s a game at all. Ashley says that you can be nominated everyweek but you never get evicted. Dave says exactly. They are all doing some gymwork, and not much talking. Elise says she loves Dave, she says he has a gorgeous heart. Elise says she would marry him, but not his lifestyle. Dave says he loves his farm. Elise says she is going to get her water. Dave wants some chocolate, and Ash says he might need to go to the toilet soon. Ashley says that at least they have given them a variety in the staples at least. Dave says the prunes are all gone or something. Elise says she doesn’t care about the food, it doesn’t bother her. Dave says that they better pass the task, seeing they bet 100%. Michael has joined them now. Michael says he really needs to food to do a proper gym workout. Dave says that everyone had meat tonight, and they all feel really good. Elise says the task is pretty easy, it’s the getting changed into uniform being the hard part. Michael says he knows he can all of the things needed in the task. Michael says this task is entertaining. Michael says the lineup was pretty boring in comparison. Michael seems to be on his own in this task. He says he would’ve liked to do it with someone else to interact at the end and have a bit of fun. Dino says that the emergency door in the toilet was left open and he could see into the hallway outside. He also says Ashley’s name has been mucked up a few times. He says from the outside it looks like a flawlessly run production, when in reality it’s not. Michael says this is a massive operation though, and there are bound to be errors. Comm break.

1:17am: Housemates in the bedroom. Only stay there for a second, and we’re back outside. They seem to be heading inside! We follow Ashley into the bedroom who has a change of batteries. They seem to be talking about the pill or something, period stuff! John seems to be trying to learn. Krystal says she hasn’t got a boyfriend so she’s not having sex (so smart!). Katie says she wants to go on the pill to get bigger boobs. Mike cuts in. Back to the bedroom again. Tilli is still educating John on the pill. Krystal is talking about when someone asked her to put on some weight. Cut back to Tilli, who says she would get bigger if she went onto the pill, but shes not at the moment. John asks Jamie if he’s on the pill. Jamie wants to get man titties. Comm break.

1:30am: Dave, Ashley and Elise are in the living area. Ashley is saying that his father was always anti gay. He says his father used to tease Ashley and his brother. Ashley says a mate of his told him in Year 11 he was bi. Ashley says he stayed mates with him, and that he is now in the Navy. Dave laughs, and says ‘typical.’ Ashley says he treats everyone the same. He says just because someone is different you shouldn’t hate them. He says he was teased and hated through high school because he got really bad acne. Ashley says he was a bit overweight as well. He seems to have dealt well with it all though. Elise says she got teased a bit in primary school. She says she didn’t have any asian friends. She says that in high school she had heaps of asian’s at her school. Elise says she had great friends in high school. Ashley says thats where he stuffed up; he had dickhead friends through high school. He says before he came onto BB, he had to get rid of them all. Dave agrees, saying just because you were friends in high school doesn’t mean you have to stay friends with them. Ashley says that his friends used to trash his house. David says that he thinks of guys the way that Ashley thinks of girls. Elise wonders if Dave is attracted to all men, or just gay men. Dave says that he’s really thought about it being in the house, and he thinks that he’s only attracted to gay men now. He says because there is a connection between gay men. He says it sucks because it’s such a tiny portion of the population. Elise says she never had a boyfriend in high school, but she was never teased, and she is thankful for that. Tilli appears and they ask her if she was teased. She says when she was little because she had nerdy glasses and her hair was a big boof. In high school she wasn’t though. Tilli says that her school was all girls, so that probably helped. Comm break.

1:43am: John, Katie and Jamie are talking on one bed. Lots of laughing going on. OMG. Mike cuts in just as Big Brother wishes John a happy birthday. And he doesn’t realise. So annoying. Everyone jumps on John. Everyone yells out thankyou Big Brother. Claire says that Big Brother is never emotional. They all sing “Happy Birthday”. Lots of the normal songs follow. John says alright, back to positions! John says she was so sure he’d done something wrong. Some housemates sing “Johnny, it’s your birthday!”. Over to the bedsit. Anna seems to be crying a bit. Camilla says she doesn’t think it’s really personal though. Camilla thinks that they voted strategically. They sit in silence for a bit. Just realised Anna is in the bath, but she is still upset. Back to the action though. They are saying people’s name in the bedroom, so heaps of bleeping.Back to the revenge room. Anna is scrubbing herself clean. Camilla keeps saying “Golliwog hair.” Back to John and Katie again for a second, before Dreamworld says goodnight at 1:52am.

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Day 10

3:40am: Michael, having been given a new task as the insider, to fail this weeks task, is outside throwing props over the fence and breaking an umbrella.

6:30am: Anna and Camilla have been woken up early and are watching footage of the house. They tell Big Brother to wake the housemates up. Circus music begins playing in the house and the lights are turned on. Everyone jumps on, realising they all must perform the task. Camilla says it’s all worth it. Housemates line, and they must push a cream pie in the face of the person to their left. Elise gets Michael really well. Big Brother tells the clowns they can stand down. They all head back inside. Camilla says she is glad they can laugh about it. Anna goes straight back to bed.

10:41am: Jamie notices the umbrealla is away from it’s proper location. Karen thinks it must have blown away. Jamie says it’s ‘absolutely ruined’. Karen agrees. Dave thinks it was windy earlier this morning. Jamie decides to go and tell Big Brother. Meanwhile in the bedroom, Tilli wishes John a happy birthday. He comes out of the diary room and goes into the bedroom to tell the other housemates. He says that Big Brother asked him how he could be sure it was wind. Jamie told Big Brother that he just had to assume. Big Brother then told Jamie that there was no wind last night. They decide it might’ve been a mole. Michael is still trying to sleep under the covers, and the boys go over and tell him that the umbrella has been cut. Dino whispers to the gang (without Michael) that “someone’s awake and he’s not saying anything.” He immediately goes and jumps onto Michael’s bed and asks him why he went to bed so late. They start asking questions as to where he was at 2am on the 15th.

1:20pm: In the revenge room, Anna wonders whether it would just be better to be evicted and not worry about it. Camilla thinks it’s a new start, and she wants the oppourtunity to start again. Anna says you have to feel comfortable though. Back inside the house, Katie asks Michael if he is the mole. Michael says it is 100% not him. He says he would be pretty stupid to stay up late everynight as it’s a blatant giveaway. Jamie says there are no other times to sabotage things though. Dino says that if the group is wrong, Michael shouldn’t be taking this personally. Elise wonders who Michael thinks it is. He says he couldn’t guess. Over in the rewards room, Anna again makes mention that even Camilla voted for her for two points. Camilla apologises again. Anna says she knows she is. Camilla says she doesn’t know why she nominated Anna. Anna says that if she has forgiven Camilla and is happy with her, does she have to be happy with everyone else? Camilla says no. Anna says it’s double standards. Camilla says that she wasn’t rude and didn’t call her names like others did. Anna sighs. Back in the kitchen, Michael is trying to convince Dino that he didn’t do it. He says that there is no way he can prove it, so he doesn’t know what more he can do. Dino wonders why he is getting so worked up about this. Michael see’s it as everyone is attacking him. Dino says they are playing the game as well. Michael says that he didn’t do it, and it’s as simple as that. Dino can see it could be annoying. He goes into the bedroom and talks to Jamie, protesting his innocence. Jamie listens, but we cut away to the diary room where Anna is crying. Big Brother speaks to the girls and tells them that they have had 2 days to exact their revenge and prove themselves worthy to return to the house. Big Brother has made his decision. He says that they have passed their task and they will return to the house tonight for a party. They are to dress in the clothes they stole the previous day. Camilla is jumping around, but Anna doesn’t seem particulary pleased. Camilla gives her a hug. In the bedroom, Tilli says that “they’ve taken my shoes.” Michael says there is a shoe over there, but it’s not the one. Tilli says she can’t trust anyone. Camilla says it’ll be so funny to return in Tilli’s dress. Comm break.

7:54pm: Big Brother calls all housemates to the living room. All housemates sit on the couch. He instructs John to open his present. He decides to open the biggest one, and as he does, Camilla and Anna stand up and say “Suprise!” Katie runs and hugs Anna. Karen says oh my god. Tilli looks godsmacked. David hugs Camilla, saying he knew they would be back. Tilli realises that Camilla is wearing her clothes. Anna tells them about the revenge room. Camilla says they know who nominated them and the reasons for the nomination. Krystal and Tilli talk amongst themselves, Tilli saying that they will be hating her. Tilli asks Dino what he thinks of it all, and Dino think’s its great. They sit down at the table. Karen wonders if they took her photos, but Camilla says they didn’t take photos or mess up the backyard. Housemates sing “Happy Birthday” to John.

8:28pm: Krystal, Tilli and Michael are in the bedroom. Krystal says that Anna thinks she can get back in the circle because she’s got the looks. She says that Anna hasn’t got the personality to go with it though. Tilli tells Ashley who walks by that the girls both hate Krystal and herself. Krystal says of Anna, “She’s a beautiful girl, it’s a pity she can’t adopt the right attitude to get anywhere in life.” Michael says the fighting has began. Anna comes to the diary room. She says it’s very weird. She says it’s hard to be chubby and nice to everyone when she knows who nominated each other. She says it’s harder because Camilla voted for her as well. Tilli asks Dino about his thoughts on what has happened tonight. Dino acts as if it’s pretty cool, but Tilli is so worked up, so he agrees to talk about it. Tilli says that she is concerned that Anna and Camilla will try to turn the guys against Krystal and herself. Dino tells her that other people don’t influence his voting or decision making process. He says that if she has acted normal towards him in the past few days, she shouldn’t have a problem. Comm break.

10:57pm: Michael, Tilli and Krystal are in the sauna. Karen comes in as well. Tilli says she wants to get back at them, and that they should be gone. Krystal says that they shouldn’t have received a second chance. Tilli says that some of the others might not have been nominated if they were still in the house. Everyone agrees. Out at the spa, Camilla, Anna, Elise, Katie and Jamie are out around the spa, or in it. Camilla says that Tilli and Krystal are very bitchy people, and they think it’ll all come out now that they have returned to the house. In the sauna, Karen says she took Anna under her wings at the beginning, but realises now that she has no morals. Tilli hopes they can all last two weeks in the hope of evicting them. Back at the spa, Jamie says they should play some games. They play truth or dare. Anna dares Katie to kiss Jamie. They go on for quite a while, with others egging them on.

1:25am: Karen says she wants to go home. Krystal says “No mum”. Krystal trys to get Gaelan to swap beds with Karen for the night so she can sleep with her. Michael tells Krystal to go and talk to her mum who has moved down towards the end of the bedroom. Krystal comforts her mum, and Tilli comes over as well. Karen says she feels like she wants to protect her daughter. Krystal tells her she doesn’t need to be protected, and Karen should be concerned about herself. Anna catches wind of the move of beds, and says “Are you kidding me?” Anna says she knows the reasons for it, and it’s pathetic. She says, “Game on mole”, with a grin.

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Day 9

8.23am – Big Brother calls for the farmhand to feed the animals. This week it’s Claire duty and brings Gaelan along with her. Gaelan pats the lambs. In the revenge room Big Brother tells Anna and Camilla the hot water will be turned on in the house soon. The girls can choose a housemate to have a cold shower. They choose Krystal. Anna wants to sabotage the housemate’s shopping. Krystal and Tilli enter the bathroom and Camilla and Anna watch from the revenge room. Krystal turns on the hot water but when she gets near the water it stops. The revenge girls laugh at her. Krystal tries again and again, but the hot water always shuts off when she gets near it.

Camilla: It’s spoiling Tilli’s shower too which is gold.

Anna: She didn’t wash herself properly, thats gross.

Camilla: Tilli looks like a man

Krystal ends up retreating from the bathroom. Camilla says they should target just Krystal and Tilli – Tilli is on the verge and is about to break out into her true colours.

10.47am – Elise has a letter detailing their first shopping task.

Camilla: They are going to learn to never, ever double cross us again, suckers.

The shopping budget has been reduced by $195 for 39 breaches of the rules. Their budget is $146.25. Krystal goes to do the BB shop and starts collecting. 19 minutes later she is done. On the outside, she explains half of the money had to go to toilet paper – a 12 pack cost $20 and each roll was $1 extra.

The revenge girls are still scheming, and suggest taking some food from the housemates.

Meanwhile Katie is trying to wax herself under her blanket as not to expose herself. Elise comes in and asks if she needs any help. Katie says she’s ok now… “going down!”.

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3.21pm – Jamie has a letter from Big Brother. The housemates emerge from the bedroom and find an obstacle course set up in the backyard. Jamie reads the task out: housemates must dress up as clowns and pair up. Big Brother interrupts and says housemates must get into their clown outfits now. Each outfit has the housemate’s names on the back. Each outfit is complete with face powder and makeup. BB calls the clowns to the diary room.

Gaelan and Krystal are called to the diary room. They are played their theme which they must dress up when heard. The other partners are:

Karen and Tilli
David and Dino (Dino says their horn sound is making him horny)
Jamie and Katie (they sway to their clown theme)
Ashley and Claire
Elise and John

BB then calls all housemates to the diary room at once and plays their group clown theme. Meanwhile Camilla and Anna are watching and are given an opportunity to reek revenge. They leave the revenge room and enter the main house while the group music is playing. Anna and Camilla steal clothes from the bedroom, and on the way out Anna comments she wants to steal their food.

Michael is the odd housemate out and must do his part of the task on his own – he has his own theme which is a clown screaming “yippie”. The housemates decide to bet 100% of next week’s budget. Camilla is looking at a dress she took from Tilli, saying Tilli will be furious when she finds it gone.

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5.29pm – Elise and Michael are outside doing situps, and David asks her what she thinks of Anna and Camilla going. Elise thinks they were both the most geniune girls, and she was closest to them. David says if they had an issue they would let people know and then get over it… “top girls”. David says the last thing he wants to do is be kicked out and then be called fake. Elise says he’s not fake, but asks if she is. David doesn’t think so. Elise gets a little upset and starts crying. David comforts her and asks whats up. Elise says she’s just so bland in the house but David tells her not to be so ridiculous. David says Elise is “the soy sauce in the rice… the wasabi in the sushi roll”. Elise doesn’t think her time to come out will come – she thinks she will be leaving too soon.

In the bedroom Krystal notices her skirt is missing, and asks if anyone has seen it.

8.34pm – The housemates up for eviction this week are Elise, Ashley and Tilli. Gaelan is called to the diary room and takes 3 points off Ashley. The nominees are now Elise, Tilli, Claire, Dino and Michael (automatically nominated for failing insider mission). Michael jumps up and says “bang bang”. Katie and Jamie hug and the housemates comfort each other.

In the bedroom Krystal says to Dino that the situation feels real now that nominations and evictions have started. Dino says he doesn’t agree but is pissed off being nominated now because of the points shift. Krystal says maybe she doesn’t want to win FNL anymore.

Outside Tilli is hugging Jamie on the hammoch. She says it sucks and she can’t believe Dino and Claire are nominated. They contine to hug – Jamie looks distracted.

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Back in the bedroom Krystal asks Michael how she has changed. Tilli asks if they would like her to leave the room. David says she should because these two “have issues they need to sort out”. When they leave, Michael says yes she has changed – but not for better or worse. “You’re a different person because you can show who you are, because now you can acknowledge your mother”. Krystal says “ok”. Michael continues: “it was something that was a surprise and hurtful, I became close to you and trusted you and we were chatting and from my perspective you have to understand why I would feel different”. Michael contines to talk (a lot!). Michael says he’s a fool for not figuring it out – “sleeping with the enemy”. He says he was dating some one and he had been cheated on. He nervously smiles. Krystal says she’s sorry, gives him a kiss and a hug.

Outside Elise is boxing and is joined by Ashley. She kicks and punches the punching bag very hard which surprises Ashley.

Inside Dino says he feels uncomfortable around Elise because she walks in on coversations. The housemates suggest they spend some time with her, but Dino says he already tried to do that. Dino relays that Elise had a cry earlier. “I think girls take it harder than girls”. Outside Elise says she loves punching the bag – Ashley says it lets all your anger out. Elise replies she isn’t angry she just needs something to do, and asks Ashley how he feels after today. Ashley tries to grab for a response and says the game has started. Elise doesn’t see it as a game, but rather a way to test herself and see what type of person she is.

In the house Elise says she’s not a different person in the house – she’s just a little toned down. She continues kicking the bag.

In the bedroom Katie asks if they liked Camilla. Dino says she could dish it but couldn’t take it. They all agree she was too intense. John says he will miss Anna but not Camilla. Meanwhile the evicted girls are in the revenge room a little bored.

Big Brother calls Michael to the diary room. He says his new insider task is to make sure the other housemates fail their weekly task. If he passes he will be immune from eviction next week.

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Anna and Camilla are in the revenge room, being bored. Anna says they choose Elise and John to walk the tightrope. Their noise plays throughout the house, and they jump to get into costume. Camilla and Anna watch the house from their plasma screen and Camilla says they are all so annoying to watch. Anna comments Elise is taking her time.

Camilla: They are so going to eat dirt

Big Brother tells Elise and John to walk the tightrope – which is actually a bridge across the pool. Elise and John make it across. Elise says “I can’t believe they made it – ohwell!”.

Camilla: We’ll get them later.

John is ontop of Katie on bed blowing her belly.

This is Big Brother. John, happy birthday.

All the housemates cheer and pile ontop of him for a group hug.

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