Day 55 Uplate

Another Friday night, another party. They’ve been at it for a few hours before we join at about quarter past 12, lets hope they all don’t want to go to bed just yet. We’ll be looking out for Mike’s mention of Harry Potter tonight, because if you remember last night he mentioned it 3 times, therefore we decided to issue our own challenge to him tonight, to mention it 5 times! We’ll keep you informed of his progress throughout the telecast.

Now, apparently the cast, I mean housemates, have been singing away as a group, which isn’t a great sign, because we might not get any vision of them tonight if that keeps up! Alright Sports Tonight has wrapped for the night, the MA warnings for Up Late have rolled, and the opening credits are running. Where will be headed, BB decides! The Spa it is, Kim and Saxon in there. Singing is elsewhere. Kim is asking why he went into the diary room earlier. Mike comes on, with his nice shirt, telling us that it was a animal costume party, as well as talking to Ben Williams for the second time on Up Late. Back to the spa, Kim is fully clothed. She obviously has been enjoying her wine tonight.

Sax says if she ever slaps him that hard again, there will be trouble tomorrow. Sax says he is missing Jo like crazy. Kim has turned into an interviewer, asking him whether he had a sexual relationship with Jo. He says no. Vincent and Pat come over to ask them if they want KFC or Pizza Hut. They say they want anything, but then Sax shows Vincent a glass of wine, apparently one he stole of Vincent. Sax crys out to Chrissie for some bread. He then calls out to Dan, but doesn’t ask anything. Kim reveals that when Dan does a particular dance, she gets turned on. Sax says to Chrissie, who has come over with the bread, that he is missing her like crazy, referring to Jo. He says it twice. Kim asks him if he is in love with Jo. He says he can only hold onto at the moment is the feeling that he has never met anyone like her, regardless of whether if he’s right for her, and she’s right for him. Chrissie doesn’t believe that BB will give them takeaway. Singalong happening away a bit, but Sax says it’s the first time he’s felt so strongly about someone. He says it’s her personality, and even if she was ugly, he wouldn’t change his opinion. Kim says Bullshit (edited version!), and says Chrissie is the most amazing person if your going to say that. Sax asks that anyone has had the feeling they’ll never meet anyone like the people they’ve met in here again. It’s hard to understand I know, but thats what he said. He says “It’s just gay.” Singing has died down for the minute.

Kim goes on about some story about her employer, teaching her a ‘life’ lession or something. Vincent comes back out, after he had stole the wine back, and offers it back to Saxon. He says no, just saying that he hasn’t had a drop of wine tonight. They seem convinced they are getting some take-away. Kim continues telling them about the salon she works in. Sax says it’s huge! They keep interrupting, and Kim says “Can I finish!?” Chrissie says “you know we love you…Look at me Kim…”. Sax blurts out “Why isn’t she here?” Chrissie says “Stop that, she is someone elses boyfriend.” Kim says “Your an idiot for not doing something.” Both Sax and Chrissie say he would have looked like a dickhead if he said anything. Saxon has his head down in the water, Chrissie calls his name out twice. Chrissie says to forget about it. He says Kim bought it up. Chrissie says to Kim and Sax both “Later.” Chrissie says wouldn’t it be funny if she and Reggie got evicted on Sunday. Chrissie asks Sax if he needs to get out and have a hug. She says he hasn’t really talked about with her. WHAT!!! Pat comes out and says BB will get back to them about the take-away. Now they are getting excited.

Kim continues to talk to Sax, saying “you are someone.” Trying to lift his confidence. Hard to hear because everyone else is singing right next to them. Sax says he’s 19, she’s 24. Sax thinks that she saw something before she came in. Sax was saying earlier something about living with regrets at age 60. He is really upset, not crying, but just down with himself. He says to Kim, that hypothetically, she might have had feelings for him inside the house. By the time he gets out, she won’t have those feelings. Chrissie yells out “Thanks BB for bringing us Kimmy and Jamie.” She really has fitted in well the last week, it’ll be a shame to see her go come Sunday. Sax again drowns his head in the spa. Meanwhile, a few a singing, a few are dreaming aloud of KFC. What KFC would still be open at this time though?! Pizza Hut seems the better option. Sax sit up, closes his eyes, and shakes his head. He says to Chrissie, ‘he hates this place.’ He fists the water, accidentally wetting Chrissie. He apologises.

Cut to Kim inside at her bed, getting out of her wet clothes. She has just her underwear on, and has a towel in her hand, as she comes back out quickly. Singing continues outside, so we remain inside. Mike comes back on, says poor Saxon, before moving onto some eviction phone numbers, to make up some time because of the singing. No Harry Potter (HP) mentions yet :( Back to the action, Kim is back in there, in just her underwear (bra and g-string), and says there is a gameplan for everyone, after Sax says they wouldn’t put someone in here just for him. Comm break. Awesome half hour of action there.

At 12:48am on a Saturday morning, Mike comes on and shows us game one of the brain teaser. He then moves onto Ben Williams, winner of BB1, who sounds a bit sleepy. He doesn’t know if he feels sorry for Sax, or if it’s just comical. We cut to the spa, and they are having a playfight (Sax and Kim). Ben says Kim has been really good, but her and Vincent will be evicted come Sunday. Ben has changed Manager’s, so he will be doing some more guest speaking role in the Rugby Union area. Mike says because everyone is up, they must move on, so we cut back to the house. Into the spa again, Sax is telling Kim that Vincent can kickreally high. He gives a little demonstration. Kim and Sax go back to their wrestling fight. Sax gets her in a headlock, but Sax stops because he thinks she’ll hurt her head. He keeps putting his foot into her face, which would be lovely. Kim says “I don’t want to fight, no more!” We cut away to the kitchen, where Reggie, Jamie and Pat are talking about what they have left food wise. Dan has his head in the fridge yelling out what they have left. They start singing, so surely, we’ll be leaving that, and as I type, we rejoin the fight in the spa! Kim has Sax in a headlock this time. He hurt Kim’s finger, as they go to a comm break.

Mike goes through the brain teaser again, and gives a clue. He goes to the OS Eviction Poll, saying that Kim has 46%, Vincent has 26%, then Sax, and Jamie fourth. ,At 1:04am, we head back to the house. Dan and Reggie are singing away, so we again head back to the Spa, where Vincent has come over, and has asked for something. They continue fighting though, and Vincent can’t talk to them “Whats the point of trying to talk to you” They keep fighting, and Vincent gets wet, saying they just be serious for a second. Sax and Kim get out of the spa for some reason, Vincent wants to do something with them. They continue fighting on their way in however. Sax puts the cover on the spa. Sax shows Pat and Vincent the nailmarks he has on his arm. Pat says to Vincent “Kids…” Vincent asks Pat to “try to stop them eating, somehow..” Into the bedroom, they are fighting again. Vincent comes in and says “Why are you locking me out…” I have no idea what he is on about, Sax says he isn’t, then shows the scar to him again. Sax runs back to the bathroom, and Kim and Sax show each other their scars. Sax keeps saying “They are so good. that is cool” Still fighting! Chrissie who is now in her PJ’s, has a look at his scar, then fetches his towel for him. Sax says ‘you know I didn’t start this. I have nowhere to go from here.”, referring to the earlier mentioning of Jo. Chrissie says she understands and knows. Comm break.

Mike forgets Holly’s name, who wins the $1000. She only rang once. So why do I never get to leave my name, ringing twice a night. It’s rigged!!! Holly wants Chrissie to win. Back to the house, they have takeaway! Hamburgers of some description. Saxon and Vincent are trying to be the boss! They all say thankyou to BB. Pat says to Kim and Sax that BB gave them a gentle reminderfor there to be no violence in the house. What a joke, it was the best footage I’ve seen for weeks! It’s not KFC or anything like that, because they are plain wrappers, and nothing would be open. Reggie says “I would hate cooking these!” Saxon says the shop would be famous right now (the shop that cooked them). A lot of “Oh my gods”, apparently enjoying the food these people are! Pat and Vincent recall their diary room visits to get the hamburgers. Geez, Kim says thankyou to all the housemates, and Vincent gives her a kiss. Geez, this guy is out of control tonight LOL. Comm break.

Mike’s back, saying he’s given away almost $60,000. He goes through the second game, and reveals the clue. Back to the feast, Reggie is still eating her burger. Geez, she is slow!!! Sax and Kim are showing everyone their bruises. Pat says “Sit down and be quiet” or something to that effect. Why doesn’t Australia wake up and vote the moron out. Reggie again says she wouldn’t have cooked them, she says she would have been so pissed off. Someone suggests it might be a 24 hour store. A 24 hour hamburger store? Sometimes these people are silly! Reggie has eaten some food, and it’s gone down the wrong way. She is choking, Vincent is again helping her out. A Saint that guy, a shame he has only woken up tonight! Dan cleans up the mess around the living room. Chrissie says she appreciates Pat, Vincent’s and BB work in aquiring the Hamburgers. Reggie asks how Kim and Sax got their bruises. Chrissie says “I am without speech.”, then says “Thankyou so much.” Comm break. Still no HP remarks from Mike!

At 1:40am, Mike is back! He goes through the teaser again, giving the clue again. Same old routine. He shows us the BB website again, like they did last night. Jo’s Bikini is up to $3,900. Nowhere near my predicted $10,000 LOL. Back to the house, Vincent comes out of the DR, and tells them that BB is pleased they all enjoyed the food. Chrissie STILL can’t believe that BB did that for them. Only Chrissie, Kim and Pat are sitting down on the couch still. Something is staring at them from the other room, probably a housemate’s clay thing. Reggie goes outside via the square house. Chrissie again says she can’t believe it. She says they haven’t eaten anything like that in the whole 9 weeks. Vincent says it might not happen again, so enjoy it. Chrissie says she was putting oil on Saxon, she was called to the living room, and there was hamburgers. Someone says “Don’t say it, you might wake up!” Vincent says “It made me happy, seeing you happy.” Kim asks for Chrissie’s oil to rub on her soars. Kim says “You think that little shit is going to piss me off!”, referring to Sax. Dan and Pat say that they don’t want fighting being attributed to Alcohol, but Kim doesn’t care. Chrissie again says thankyou. Dan says he is happy, as comm break comes on.

Mike is back for the last time tonight, we assume. He says he will be giving away the 60th $1000. Someone from Geelong has rung through, and wins the money. Kim and Vincent to go, Dan to win, she predicts. Mike says goodnight for the final night of the week. Night Mike! No HP mentions though :(( Back again to the house, Dan says he was going to have to go to bed on an empty stomach, but now he won’t have too. They are talking about the evictions, Vincent says it could be anyone, any combination. Dan says it won’t be him, and you get a grin from Vincent. This guy is great tonight! Chrissie says they will always remember the burger and chips! Vincent says he and Patty sold BB on the idea of the food, as a way to wind down. I’m sure the Up Late show was a good reason for it as well :) They are saying an army looking chopper came over the house this morning. They are talking about a loud noise they heard this morning, something about a radio announcement. Hmm, interesting! Saxon has chipped a tooth, and says will it come out of his pocket to get it fixed. Pat gives the most boring comeback line “You don’t have pockets on, just pants”. Oh dear! Saxon asks then why his eyes are dysfunctional. Vincent says it might be from the alcohol. Comm break.

Back again! Chrisise is looking at Saxon’s scars, Dan is reassuring Sax saying they will go. Kimmy pulls up her top as she enters the house, but covers her nipples! LOL. Chrissie just says Kimmy, trying to get her to pull it down. Everyone else is laughing their heads off. She was showing them a rash. Sax says “My god, I have to sleep next to that!” Sax yells out “Reggie’s drunk”. Sax says he is tipsy. Sax says “Oh Ho-Anna” twice. Still thinking about her, geez! Sax says he’ll be going cause Australia will see him bashing the heck out of Kim. Vincent mentions the movie “Go”, and how when he is on speed, he thinks the cat is talking. Someone is vomiting outside apparently. Chrissie and Vincent don’t believe it. Sax does have a big rash on his arm actually. Pat puts the elephant costume on his head, and it’s giving Chrissie the creeps! She says it’s ‘scary’. I reckon it looks cool myself. Sax and Chrissie call out for Reggie. Vincent says it started off slowly, but it turned into a great table. Kim says she has not flashed her breasts while in the house. She says she has flashed the outer of them, but not the nipple area. Oooh, Dreamworld says goodnight at 2:17am.

Wow, awesome show which really see Vincent come out of his shell, Kim interacting really well with the rest of the house, especially Saxon, and everyone being so happy over a hamburger. Best show for a damn long time.

Keep Looking for Warren,
Dave

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Day 55

7:35am – Regina is up making bread. While she cleans the oven, the door she removed slips over and breaks. Regina gasps and says “oh no, oh shit”. She immediately goes outside and starts setting up the barbecue to make the break.

9:55am – Jaime is showering. Patrick is up and asks Regina whats up. She laughs and says she did accidentally break the oven door. It fell over and shattered into a hundred pieces. They both laugh. Inside the kitchen Regina has cleaned up as best she can and hidden away the broken door, so the oven is just there without a door. Patrick jokes:

Patrick: Yeah well you’ll find with the door missing it won’t work really well. It works a lot better with the door on it.. yeah.

12:00pm – In the bedroom Patrick asks the other housemates if anyone used his face wash as body wash. Half of it has gone in a day. The housemates must remain in the bedroom until Big Brother has replaced the oven door.

1:28pm – In the kitchen Daniel says they will definately buy some more soap on Monday so things don’t break out into accusations. Jaime says its getting to the point where they will have to share soap. Daniel says there are some fungi’s going on. He goes on to say he’s had fungi on his face and he used the towel Jaime is wearing on his face. Its hard to tell whether Daniel’s joking or not but Jaime rushes into the house taking the towel off himself. He says he’s paranoid about the fungi now. Chrissie says not to worry: what Daniel had was an allergic rash to the chlorine in the pool.

4:41pm – Vincent has been called to the diary room. Inside he finds a pamper pack for Kim as a reward for his facial task yesterday. He takes the pack out to Kim and explains what happened. Regina says “no way holy shit!” but Kim is more concerned why she gets the prize and not Vincent. Kim looks through the pack and screams in excitement, saying “thanks Vincent!”. Kim explains she was so shocked about the facial, but wonders what he gets out of it. Saxon gets frustrated about it, saying Daniel gives massages all the time why does Kim suddenly get a prize for receiving a massage.

Vincent returns to the diary room and finds bags of lollies and a letter to the housemates. Before Vincent gets a chance to read the letter the housemates are already right into the bags of lollies. The letter reads that Big Brother will be throwing them an animal costume party. They must pick what animal they are out of a basket.

Saxon is a monkey.
Patrick is an elephant.
Jaime is a (rude) teddy bear.
Regina is a crocodile.
Vincent is a snake.
Daniel is a lion.
Chrissie is a rhino.
(Kim is not shown)

4:51pm – Kim asks Vincent if he knew about not getting himself a prize for the task. Vincent says he only got satisfaction that he got Kim a prize. He thought he’d failed it at first. Saxon gives him a hug for his efforts. She says he was very convincing. She jokes he was offered $20 000 to do it. Saxon says to touch Kim’s face he’d have to be offered at least $50 000.

5:18pm – Housemates are making their own party animal costumes.

8:22pm – The party has started. Saxon and Vincent are now allowed to drink alcohol after their week long ban. Some of the housemates are dancing.

9:05pm – Housemates are in a conga line with their animal tails. Jaime’s breaks and he says “so much for my sewing talents”. There is conga music playing throughout the house. Later there are housemates dancing by the pool.

9:59pm – The mood has died down now as they realise two people will be evicted very soon. Chrissie curses the exit door “bad door, you take our friends away!” while Daniel hits the naughty door.

Later in the night the housemates are singing together, while Saxon says “this is it, this is it”. Regina gets teary.

10:42pm – Regina is in the kitchen upset. She explains to Chrissie she doesn’t want to go back to her life outside. Chrissie says this is the first time she’s felt like herself.

Regina: I don’t want to go back to my life

Later Kim is in the bedroom with Regina.

Regina: I’ve been to Europe, I’ve been married, but this tops the lot. It does, it really does.

12:19am – A very drunk Saxon is in the spa and says to Chrissie he misses her (Jo). Kim, who is in the spa with him says he is young and needs to be open minded and ask, is Tim really for her? Is there a chance of being with her? Saxon says the only thing he has to hold on to is Jo is the most amazing person he’s ever met. He would love her even if she was the most unattractive person on the earth.

Saxon: I’ve never met anyone with such an amazing personality.

Kim: Oh bullshit Saxon

Saxon: I haven’t. She is so intelligent.

Kim: So is Chrissie. Chrissie is heaps amazing. Chrissie’s energetic, she’s fun. Chrissie’s smart. Don’t bullshit Saxon. And I will also put it to you that if Richard (her partner) didn’t have a good body like the way he is, or anyone, it wouldn’t be the same.

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Day 54 Uplate

Evening again to all. Looks like, from the OS Diary point of view, this might be a quiet night. We’ll wait and see. Into the house we go, to the kitchen, where Dan, Chrissie, Saxon and Jamie are sitting around the table. Dan is standing giving Chrissie a massage. Mike comes on and says hi and moves on to say that Vincent has completed his ‘facial’ mini task. He gives the phone number for the teasers, before we head back to the conversation. Dan is saying that BB didn’t want his ‘nerd’ costume coming into the house with him. Chrissie says imagine a person in character 24/7. Dan says he could do it. Jamie says he laughed when Reggie asked them where the heart is in the body. Dan is giving Chrissie the old ‘punching massage’ on the neck. She seems to be enjoying it however. Dan switches clients, and moves on Saxon. Meanwhile Chrissie is replaying an ad she can remember that is advertising perfume or something.

Chrissie says when she was 17, she was getting into pubs just saying she was 25. Saxon says he had a girl who was 35 when he was young, saying she was 25. Dan brings up the old show “21 Jump Street”. They start singing “Cool Water” over and over. Sax moves onto talking about Vincent’s hands, apparently they are special! Sax recalls when Vincent growled to Jo in the spa the first night they met, Sax says that he thought she was having an orgasm in the spa there and then. They start moving back toward the house.

Sax says that after Sunday everyone should move into one bedroom, Chrissie agrees, but says they should be quiet now. Silence as they enter the bedrooms. Chrissie, Dan and Sax start having a quiet laugh in the bathroom. How great is Dan, geez I wish he would win this. They all move onto cleaning their teeth, but still they laugh. Dan rubs some kind of cream into his face. At 10 past midnight, comm break.

The first brain teaser comes up next, he goes through that, then says that there have been funny jokes a plently during the evening. He gives the OS and it’s competitions a plug, but then it’s time to head back to the house, where we see Jamie go to the toilet (new camera angle, hadn’t seen that one before, until we move into the square house where Vincent & Saxon are reading, and Kim has just got up and gone somewhere. Meanwhile, we zoom over to the other room, where Chrissie has jumped into bed. Dan comes over and makes Chrissie crack up again, but she covers her face so that no noise is made. Dan takes his mike off, takes his jeans off, and also jumps into bed. Jamie has not returned to the room just yet. Chrissie has begun reading as well.

Mike comes in and talks about Dan’s nightly routine where he stretches, then asks them to wake up! He calls it a book club tonight, but Harry Potter’s book isn’t out till Saturday! Jamie finally makes his way back into his bedroom as Mike finishes his little talk, while Jamie makes his way over to Chrissie and starts whispering. I can hear him mention Kim, but no idea what he is talking about. He finally gets up and moves out to the living area, but next shot we see is of Vincent up returning from the kitchen. He says he was doing his eyes on the way back in with Jamie. They head back to their respective beds. Actually, Jamie moves into the bathroom where he cleans his face first, then moves onto his teeth. God this is fun! Comm break.

Back with Mike again, who gives the clue for the teaser first. Oh dear, he has called his brother Jay, who has just been with his wife at the hospital, and they have had a baby, so Mike is an uncle. Good work Mike! Jay says that he is already trying to solve the brainteaser (the baby). Mike is obsessed with Harry Potter, second mention of the night. Kim has moved to Ben’s old bed by the way. Jay thinks Vincent and Patrick should be gone on Sunday. Anyone in Brisbane, Mary Street Nightclub Saturday Night, Jo will be there. By the way, Jay sounds a lot like Mike. Jay sounds out, and we go back through the brainteaser, before we go back and watch people sleeping, namely Chrissie who has given up on the book. Jamie continues reading, as comm break comes on. Anyone noticed they put the ‘Live: House” banner in the top left hand corner about 3 seconds before they go to a break. I notice the weird things I’m sure!

Someone comes onto win the $1000, but she says she is enjoying the show, even though they are asleep. She wins the money, the answer “Novel”. Jamie turns off his light at this time. Shakira (thats the girls name) likes Chrissie the most. Mike says that Big Big Brother cried once because he couldn’t get a ticket on a plane first class. Mike moves onto the second game. Mike says people should come to the eviction shows, because the crowd warm up guy is the best! Back to the house we go, and we go to the square bedroom, where V and S are still reading. Saxon starts making a bit of noise trying to find something in his toilet bag I think. Comm break.

TRIVIA DUDE IS BACK! Yes, it’s just me trying to excite my audience. GRETEL is the word, hehe. Funny stuff! Mike says he has been eating M&M’s, and he looks a lot better tonight than last night, where he was half asleep. Centrebet has rung through again, where the manager has rung through from the Alice Springs Casino. He says $30,000 has been put on the BB Eviction this weekend. Kim is favourite. He says Dan, Pat and Reggie will be the last three. WHAT ABOUT CHRISSIE!! Mike says he hopes he enjoys the rest of the night, and the conversation ends. Off to Saxon reading a book now, which is damn exciting vision. Vincent too is still reading. 6 minutes pass, before another comm break.

Back with trivia again, Mikey G goes through it again, and the clue he gives for “Gretel” is, “The star of BB apart from the HM’s”. Oh dear, give it away next time Mike. He coughs and the beeper lady beeps him. Action in the house apparently! They cross back, and Mike lied!!! Still Sax and Vincent reading. The only action is Sax putting the book down to gett up to the toilet. Ewwww….You can hear it LOL. Mike comes back on laughing, knowing that we could hear it. Anyway, he moves onto the eviction phone numbers. He again says that people should vote the uninteresting people out. It’s like a plea now from everyone connected to BB. Trust us to make up our own minds please!

Wow, they bring up the OS onto the screen, and Mike clicks a few things, but it’s quite boring. Harry Potter mention Number 3! He finally understands that the popularity polls reset every day. Good work Mike! He goes to the auction section of the site now. Before long, he reads out the phone number, but Ch10 cut him off in the middle of it! Oooh, they don’t like you Mike! Comm break of course.

Back again, time for the second $1000 brain teaser, where Angela has rung up through. He says he got cut off last break. Yes you did! She answered the brain teaser correctly, and wins the cash. I really want to win this one night. 2 calls a night, and still no luck :( She says she will spend it on her car. She collects Ford items! Oh god, you know it’s a boring show when Mike starts asking rambling questions. Her fave is Reggie. She thinks Kim and Vincent will be off come Sunday. She doesn’t want a date with any of them! Weird girl…Finally ends the call, which is great, because she was a shocking caller. Mike says goodnight, meaning we’ll get 20 minutes of nothing…sigh! Night Mike, good work :)

Rejoin the house, Saxon with his light off, and Vincent still reading, the last person still awake, or at least with their light on. Since nothing is happening, perhaps we should challenge Mike to mention the Harry Potter book 5 times tomorrow night? I’ll be waiting and watching. Comm break.

Back for the final time tonight, and we go to the round bedroom first. Silence. Back to Vincent reading, silence still. 2 times a note runs down along the bottom saying “do not make anymore calls to the brain teaser line.” Dreamworld says goodnight.

Keep Looking for Warren,
Dave

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Day 54

10:06am – Today is Saxon’s turn to be the alpha male of the house. He is up in the kitchen and tells Regina he’s feeling a bit sick. Regina asks if he had too much wine. Saxon says “think about it Reggie, I didn’t drink wine”. She laughs at the missing wine bottle from yesterday. She and Patrick determine it’s sickness from lack of wine.

Vincent has been given a personal dilemma task: he must convince Kim to let him give her a massage and facial without her finding out it’s a task.

Meanwhile Saxon is yelling about how he hasn’t been putting much effort into his sleep. Patrick says he shouldn’t be smiling, but Saxon assures him that alpha males don’t have to be angry all the time they just have to put their point across… in this case loudly. He screams at Patrick not to talk, because Patrick is only a beta male, and Saxon is the alpha. Jaime walks in and Regina stumbles over his name, Jaime jokingly says “great three weeks later and you still can’t remember my name”.

Last night Vincent was massaging Regina on her bed with Daniel behind them. Regina thought she was being massaged by Daniel and when she turned over and saw it was Vincent, burst out into laughter. Now she’s afraid she upset Vincent, and is discussing it with Chrissie by the pool. Chrissie says he understands because he likes that whole “sexy man of mystery thing”. Chrissie found it hilarious because she was watching last night and knew Regina didn’t know it was Vincent:

Chrissie: You see Dan doing it is like me doing it, but when Vincent does it… it’s different. It’s sexier or something. It’s more forbidden.

Vincent is shaving in the bathroom. Jaime has now joined the girls outside and explains how he saw the massage last night. Chrissie jokes that Regina and Vincent’s relationship suddenly jumped out unknown to her. They start joking about a wedding ring. Daniel joins in: “it was getting too much work so I had to outsource”.

Regina goes inside to make her bed, and is joined by Vincent who has finished shaving. She asks him if he had a good sleep, he did. There is a looong awkward silence.

2:05pm – Vincent has been given creams and lotions for Kim’s massage. Meanwhile Kim is outside discussing evictions with Regina, who thought Chrissie would have been more upset about Jo leaving last Sunday. Kim thinks maybe Chrissie is playing the game after all.

Chrissie meanwhile is in the pool and asks Saxon if he is looking forward to leaving the house. He is, but doesn’t want to keep on with behaviour which advertises that fact. He’s just going to ride it out and have fun along the way.

Regina and Kim both come to the conclusion they don’t have the brainpower to come up with a strategy to win.

Eviction talk is continuing all throughout the BB compound. Saxon queries Daniel, who says he has prepared so many times to leave and hasn’t been evicted. At this moment in time he doesn’t really want to go.

2:59pm – Vincent has little time left to make his move on Kim. He’s in the kitchen and jokes with Regina whether he should be “going like this” (he starts massaging her shoulders). They both laugh. Vincent then proposes he “do something different” and give a Kim a massage since he has “all these products who were given to me for free”. Regina jokes that Vincent is going to rub her down. Kim doesn’t sound all that keen but says she will do it. Vincent leaves to prepare.

Kim: How embarrassing, I don’t want him touching me.

Regina: Nah let him go

Kim: You make sure you watch.

Vincent has set up outside the bathroom. Meanwhile Saxon and Daniel are enjoying a spa. Kim lies down on the makeshift massage table Vincent has created and asks if she should take off her top. Saxon says “no, leave everything on, it’s not one of those things”. Regina laughs.

Kim: I haven’t had a massage in so long. So I don’t think it would matter what anyone did it would still be beautiful.

3:24pm – The massage is continuing. They have moved on to massaging Kim’s face. She’s never had one before. Regina watches on from the bedroom. While massaging Vincent says that since Kim is always giving other people in the house things he wanted to give something back.

3:41pm – The facial is complete. Kim says it was great and walks into the bedroom. Regina is laughing to herself. Kim walks outside and tells the others what Vincent did for her. Saxon calls Vincent to come and serenate him. Vincent immediately goes to the diary room and asks Big Brother if BB will reveal “the true nature of the purpose of the facial” to the other housemates and whether the prize will be awarded. BB will get back to him, and for now he must keep it a secret.

10:25pm – The girls are in the bedroom whispering. Kim is worried about her partner and what he will think about Vincent massaging her. Before she entered the house her partner told her he didn’t want anyone touching her. Regina adds her husband Adrian said that too but you can’t avoid it.. it’s only innocent stuff.

Chrissie: It’s not like you and Vincent are going to get it on.

Kim: No fucking way.

In the kitchen the boys are having a discussion of their own. Jaime says it’s been interesting watching the development of Kimmy since she entered the house. She was quiet at first, then went excessive and tried to impress, and now she’s relaxed. They all like the girl she is now.

Chrissie is telling Kim what happened last night with Vincent massaging Regina. She cracks up laughing. Regina adds that she was saying “oh Dan thats so nice” while Vincent was massaging her.

The boys seem to have run out of things to say because they are sitting in the kitchen in silence.

Kim tells the girls that Vincent’s facial massage was shit. She also says she was really embarrassed. Chrissie says it sounds mean because Vincent is really trying to open up compared to what he used to be like.

Jaime is explaining to Vincent in the kitchen that everything is so sensitive and “touchy feely” in the house – you don’t want to upset anyone. Vincent says its because all your senses are amplified in the house, because they don’t have any distractions.

Chrissie thinks Jaime is a great guy, but feels he only wants to bond by gossiping, which is something Chrissie doesn’t want to do. Kim really liked him but now can’t handle him. Chrissie still likes him.

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Day 53

6:03am – Regina and Patrick are on shift for the fishing task. Daniel has slept under the kitchen table as part of the shifts. He gets up and starts making a tea for Regina. Regina and Patrick comment on how slow he is at making tea. Chrissie is up now and walks out to talk to the others. They discuss the task and Patrick says that Saxon is having trouble with the task because he can’t sit in the same place for two hours. Patrick and Regina have agreed to have a warm spa before catching some sleep once their fishing shift finishes. Daniel goes to check the temperature of the spa but it’s way too hot: 40 degrees. They complain that Saxon sets the thermostat too high.

10:03am – Patrick is insisting that they only use one chick to have a roast dinner tonight, even though there are eight people to feed. Chrissie (who is now fishing) says she’s not going to try and argue with him. She says she will just cook lots of vegtables to fill the gap – because Saxon can eat an entire chicken on his own. She asks Regina to weigh the chicken – Reg confirms that it’s 2.5kg, which they thing will be hardly enough. Daniel says he doesn’t know if it’s Patrick’s day to be alpha male or not, but he doesn’t want to argue with him either.

In the bedroom Saxon asks Chrissie if she thinks they will fail the task. Chrissie says “yeah I reckon”.

12:03pm – The fishing task continues. The housemates can’t have the same partner twice in this task and must follow a very strict set of rules. Regina is telling Vincent that she’s a very boring fishing partner but Vincent says he’s no better. Vincent pulls the float out of the water which is against the rules and will result in the housemates losing points on the task. In the bedroom Saxon plays around with Kim by pulling pillows she is lying on out from beneath her. Saxon is annoyed about having only one chicken split eight ways to eat for dinner tonight.

Regina is called to the diary room. Big Brother tells her to remind the other housemates about the rules of the task, as they are very close to failing it. They must be holding the rod with one hand at all times and must not let the float leave the water or touch the sides of the pool.

2:21pm – Kim knocks off her hat and screams because she thinks there is a spider on the back of her neck. This is against the rules – they must have their hats on at all times. Saxon starts letting out a lame squeeky laugh. Regina emerges from the diary room to remind them of the rules, including the one they just broke. Saxon is convinced that they have failed the task. Pat sits down and asks Saxon if he knows how to use a thermostat. He asks if it will take a shorter amount of time to heat up the spa if you put it on 40 degrees rather than 37 degrees. Saxon says at 40 degrees the spa will heat up faster. Pat points out that he’s wrong. Saxon starts making excuses saying he’s not the one setting the temperature so high – it’s Vincent. Pat says he will talk to Vincent about it today… Patrick is definately the alpha male today.

4:21pm – Chrissie is preparing some dinner with Jamie as they debate the chicken. Jamie thinks that one chicken will be enough. They both go outside and talk to Patrick saying “we can do two chickens if we like”. Patrick says he doesn’t really mind. Big Brother announces that the store room is open so Kim and Chrissie go to see what they have to work with for dinner. In the store room, Kim complains that it’s not fair they have so little supplies.

The housemates are awaiting the task results. Big Brother eventually tells them they passed, and had a reward for them in the store room. The reward is lots of fish for dinner and five bottles of Wine. Saxon is whinging again because he’s still on his week long alcohol ban. Kim and Chrissie want to get into the wine straight away. Regina counts the bottles.

6:32pm – Chrissie realises that a bottle of wine is missing. Regina suggests that Saxon and Vincent have hidden the wine bottle to drink when their alcohol ban ends. Kim thinks she will get in trouble for asking them becuase she’ll sound like an alcoholic. In the bedroom Saxon swears he didn’t take it when asked – but he bets Vincent hid it. Chrissie suggests that maybe they left it in the store room. Later in the kitchen Patrick says it doesn’t matter if Saxon took it – which sparks Saxon into a whole string of defenses.

Kim is determined to find the wine bottle, and starts searching the cupboards in the living room. Jamie goes into the diary room and asks Big Brother if he can open the store room for them to double check it. Big Brother tells him that it would serve no purpose to open up the store room. Just to clarify, Jamie gets BB to repeat the message. Big Brother says “there would be no point to opening up the store room”. Jamie gets the message and leaves. In the kitchen Saxon keeps defending himself. Vincent starts doing the same as accusations start flying across the room.

7:21pm – They are still looking for the wine. The housemates start discussing who was carrying the wine from the store room. Daniel goes into the bedroom and pulls the wine bottle from the drawer under his bed. He puts the bottle on the small coffee table in the living room without the other housemates seeing, and goes back into the kitchen. Patrick is saying that they will probably not see the wine again. As they eat, Kim says the only thing that would complete the dinner would be another bottle of wine. Daniel tells the others that maybe the culprit should just anonymously return the bottle to the coffee table in the living room.

Eventually Vincent spots the wine bottle all the way in the living room so the housemates automatically accuse him, saying it’s “admission of guilt”. Kim goes to investigate and confirms that it’s actually the missing wine bottle. It’s not long before they all realise that Daniel was the one who took the bottle. Regina is saying “Dan of all people!”.

10:14pm – Daniel is putting water into an empty wine bottle as one final joke. Outside Saxon and Patrick start talking about Jo (oh boy). Saxon whimpers on about how he was really sad when he saw Jo leaving through the house entrance. He says he “cried like a baby”. Meanwhile in the bedroom Daniel puts the wine bottle full of water next to Kim’s bed. Saxon is asking about whether you’d go looking for Jo if she didn’t turn up to your eviction. He then goes on to call Tim (Jo’s boyfriend) a dick head if he didn’t turn up for her eviction. Patrick says he is worried about how Jo was portrayed in the house. Daniel comes out to the spa and tells the boys what his joke is, to see Kim’s reaction to the wine bottle.

11:01pm – It seems Daniel has told everyone his joke because most of the housemates are sitting in the bedroom waiting and watching for Kim’s reaction to the bottle. When Kim walks up to the bed she notices the bottle, sniffs it and works out the joke immediately. She says “nice joke Daniel”. Jamie laughs saying the whole joke was an anticlimax.

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Day 52 Uplate

We join the house in the square bedroom tonight, which looks very empty, only Kim lying down on the bed. Mike joins us, and tells us that Kim has been ‘stirring the pot’ a bit, and says that everyone is asleep. He retracts his statement a minute later, when we cross to Vincent and Saxon outside doing then new task – the fishing task, in the pool.

Silence when we join the two boys. Vincent soon breaks that silence, and says he might make some french toast tomorrow. Saxon almost interrupts, exclaiming “You know what sucks. Jo wrote the most amazing message in my book, and my note to her sucked.” Vincent says that he will have plently of time to make it up on the outside. Back to the french toast, Saxon says he hates it, saying it’s too soft. Saxon says that he misses cereal in the morning, his Uni lentil burgers, and dinner made by his mother at her discretion, not BB’s discretion!

“Whatever you do, one hand on the rod”, Vincent says to Sax, who replies with “Yep, got it.” Sax asks how often he sees his parents, and he says he tries to see them once a week, and says it’s not often enough, but it’s all the time he gets. He tries to go by every weekend. When he was small, it would be a Sunday evening tradition to have dinner at his grandparents, a huge family gathering. Every Sunday night his grandmother would tell Vincent off! Vincent’s grandmother is only about 60, and Saxon says that his mother must be young, and must have been young when his grandmother had his mother. They are lying down, look ready to fall asleep, which is allowed, as long as their sinkers don’t touch the side of the pool, and as long as one hand is on the rod the whole time.

Sax asks if he will get a motorbike again. Vincent says yeh, and Sax asks which model. Vincent says he knows which one he wants. Sax asks if he will have the dosh, and Vincent says yeh, but it wouldn’t be a wise move. They start talking about the bike, very boring stuff if you ask me. Sax says he is looking forward to building his house, but says he will only use his mates and their family plumbers, electricians etc, because he has trust issues. They go on and discuss their homes, and they realise that their house models are very similar. Vincent says he started in his working field small, just doing houses and small projects, but now does whatever he does for high rise apartments, and even gymnasiums.

They are talking about the Australian F1 Grand Prix now, presumely from this year. Sax says that McClaren had two of the places. Sax says that Ralph (Schu) is a great up and comer. They both agree that the best driver ever was Senna. They start talking about an Indycar movie which they think rocks. Quickly move onto other movies, including Showgirls, and Face/Off. Vincent says he would like to buy an old bluestone church, and convert it into a home. Sax says it would be too cold, but Vincent says ‘not if you do it right.’ We get a few of the classic Sax line ‘dude, dude’ after that, for no reason I can think of.

Back to Mike now, who rubbish’s the conversation! He welcomes Perth viewers, which is a bit strange. He says that Reggie is the timekeeper, and sleeping in the kitchen so they can yell out. However, Sax and Vincent have suggested they might be able to do the task all night. Anyway, back to the pool. Sax is discussing an old girl he used to like in high school, where they just held hands and stuff like that. He used to talk to her twice a week, and when she came and moved into the area, he broke up with his current girlfriend to be with her. It didn’t last long, but Sax says it was good he broke up with his other girl, because he cared about this other girl so much. Comm break.

First brain teaser of the night. Mike runs through it for us. He introduces Jessica from BB2, whose first question is “Do I win $1000 too!” They start talking about the similar task they did last year, and they past that one. Jess says it was her favourite task. Jamie has walked outside to join the guys, but they don’t give the audio because they are talking to Jess. Jess thinks that Vincent & Kim wil be evicted this week. Jess says that Marty is good! She says she is going too the farm this weekend. Mike says that it looks like Vincent has his hand of his rod (yes, sounds funny, I know!), but we have no vision of course….Jess says she is doing a bit of radio with Nova 100 in Melbourne. Convo ends at about this time.

Back to the house, where Reggie and Jamie are having a conversation in the kitchen. Jamie is wide awake, so she is going to head back to the bedrooms, and Jamie is going to take over in the kitchen! Back to Sax and his girls, this one at Uni. He says he tends to go straight into one relationship to the next. He keeps talking about ‘Pickatu’, I dunno if thats her name, or codename, but it is his ‘current’ girlfriend. Comm break.

More trivia, as Mike gives the clue this time round. He goes onto reading out a few forum messages. Back to the boys at the pool, where Saxon says “I wanna sort out what I want to do with myself too.” Vincent asks if he is going to continue doing photography. Sax says it’s too much work. He says something about an economics degree, than says he would love to be a Cinematographor, or work in Radio or Television. Vincent says he would love to do that do, but perhaps it’s a bit beyond him. Sax says he would love to be a pro sportsmen, but again, he’s probably too old already. Pat comes out because he thinks he is next. Sax says they are doing an all nighter, thats why they sent Reggie to bed. They decide that Pat should sleep in the kitchen ‘just in case’, but they suggest that changeover will be around sunrise. Vincent asks Pat to get a pillow from the square house couch. Jamie is out there as well, as Vincent and Sax say they are determined to make it to sunrise. Jamie says that if Pat is coming out, then he will go back to bed. Comm break.

Back to the trivia, where Karen from Queensland wins the cash. Mike says that Daniel is 37% on the popularity polls tonight, but he fails to realise that they are reset at midnight each night.

Into the kitchen, where Jamie and Kim are talking. Pat is also settling down, ready to get some sleep in the kitchen. Kim says that some nights she gets really bad arthritis, tonight being one of those occassions. She says to Jamie that she doesn’t take anything for it though. Pat says it’s 1am, which is almost spot on. Jamie says that the guys time is well and truly up out doing the task. Pat has a coffee, Kim says he shouldn’t because he’ll never get to sleep. Pat says he doesn’t want to sleep. Pat says that when they guys finish, he’ll go and grab Reggie, and they’ll do the next leg. Jamie says that if Pat doesn’t get to sleep until the guys finish at 6am or so though, he should grab Reggie and Jamie to do the leg. Kim volunteers, but has already done it with Reggie, so they can’t do it again. On that note, Jamie decides to go back to the house to read a book until he gets sleepy. Comm break.

Back with Mikey, who gives a clue for the second brain teaser, then runs through the eviction phone numbers, before we again cross back to the action. Just as we come back, Kim is walking back to the house, and Vincent yells “Goodnight” to her. They seem to be going through the alphabet, trying to think of Celebrities beginning with each letter.

Back inside, on the round house couch, are Jamie and Kim having a chat. Kim says that Sunday is going to be soo f*****. Jamie says that he is looking forward to it. Jamie says they have had a good innings, they have been in here longer than Irena, and as long as Carlo. Jamie says that he has exceeded expectations by simply getting into the house. Comm break.

Mike comes back on, and as usual, he gives the clue again for the second teaser, before we go back to the chat between Kim and Jamie. Jamie says that Kim holds herself very well. He says she is very confident with herself. kim wonders how they are both being portrayed in the house on the television. Kim worries because she swears a lot, they won’t show her having many conversations, and just show her lying down, away from the group. Jamie says that he sees Kim and Saxon are like his brother and sister, play fighting with each other a bit, but then he says on TV it might come across that they are having a full argument. Jamie says he finds it strange that the relationships made in this house are soo real. He says on the outside, he was thinking that it wasn’t that real, that some people were perhaps being a bit fake, but now he sees that there are true friendships in this house that will last a lifetime. Comm break, which includes the Uncut ad, saying that we’ll see all the action from last weeks birthday party.

Frank from Sydney wins the other $1000, after only ringing once tonight. He goes on to have a bit of a conversation with Frank, before we finally get back to check out the action. Again, back to Kim and Jamie. Kim is telling a story about an ex boyfriend of hers, or maybe her current, not really paying attention. Interesting to note that she swears every sentence though. Jamie says his friends made him scared coming into the house – he wasn’t treating it as a huge deal, but all his friends kept talking about it, so then he had to make it a big deal.

Cut back to the task boys, and Vincent and Sax are still playing the game. I undertand it now! They are stil doing celebrites, but the first letter of the surname, is the starting letter for the next celeb. These guys must be so bored,they’ve been playing it for a good 30-40 minutes. Saxon is stuck on the letter V for a long while, Vincent keeps giving him the get out option saying he has two for him to take. Comm break.

Not much left of Up Late tonight as we head back to the house for the final time. Back to the boys and their damn game again. They bring up a good point, wondering what Prince Williams last name is. They have no idea, and neither do I. Vincent is convinced that the Lois Lane from Lois & Clark is called “Terri Thatcher” in real life. Hatcher I think you’ll find Vincent! Saxon gets stuck on H, but before he pops out an answer, Vincent says “Harry Donohue”, from the talk show. It’s Phil for god sake! Saxon says he’s never heard of him, and says that it’s ‘gay’ anyway, so he’s not using it. He finally says “Huey Lewis.” Jamie comes out there, and can’t believe they are still playing the game. He suggests that Kim and him can take over if they want. Nothing comes from Sax and Vincent. Back to the game, they metion the “Dylan” guy from “Celeb”, as Sax refers to him. Vincent says “Spencer Tracy”, to which Saxon says “See, your just gay now!”. At 2:09am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Dave

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