Day 4

8:31am: Lights are turned on in the bedroom. It’s Michelle’s 25th birthday today. Kate is the first to give her well wishes, followed closely by Gianna. Kate then gives her a little present on behalf of all the housemates. It contains several things; a pack of fake tattoo’s, a top which says “It’s all about me” and also a tiarra. Over in the store room, Tim, Angela and Gianna are figuring out what to take out to their kitchen for the day. Tim is worried that they will be eating cauliflower and tuna for several days if they’re not careful. Angela thinks there will be enough meat to last. Gianna admits to not even getting a banana yesterday, suggesting that people perhaps think that they will eat fruit because there is no preparation in it.

In the bedroom, Kate asks Logan whether he is going to do a workout or have a hot shower. Logan says he’ll do the workout, have a swim and sit in the sauna before having a cold shower. In the sauna, Constance is treating Angela’s hair (Constance is a hairdresser.) Angela hopes that Michelle has some ideas on what they can do today to pass the time. They refer back to the argument the day before with Gianna, Michelle and Christie. Angela thinks Michelle was influenced by “Little One” (Christie) and thus spoke up. Over in the gym, Logan, Hotdogs and Dean are working out. In the bedroom, Constance has borrowed some of Geneva’s clothes today. Constance asks Michelle if she is feeling a bit homesick today because she’s not with her family. She says she isn’t, but als says she’ll cry if she has a crap day.

Big Brother is conducting a survey for this week’s task; the getting to know you task. He is calling all housemates to the diary room individually; Nelson is first. When asked, “If you had to doublecross one housemate, who would it be?”, he says Christie. Constance asnswers Gianna. Gianna answers Constance. BB next asks Geneva “Which housemate would you most like to kiss?” Geneva answers Constance. Logan answers Michelle. Michelle answers Dean. Dean decides not to answer the question. Back in the bedrom, Glenn is doing a bit of dancing, country style! He goes on to tell the group how he would go about courtin’ up with a girl at a local pub.

5:14pm: Kate & Nelson are talking in the bedroom. Nelson reveals that he went out with a girl named Kate for 4 years. He goes onto say that the girl was exactly like Kate. He then says that if he was stuck with someone, he would want someone like Kate to not be there. Kate apologies, but says it doesn’t upset her. Nelson says “you get what I mean though?”, meaning that he wasn’t having a dig at her personally. Kate says she likes herself, and yet she looks at Nelson and wonders what he has going for himself. She says that Nelson could be the caring, sweet guy, but he would rather be the farter. Kate deciedes that she is going to wait and hope the nice guy in him comes out.

In the kitchen, Michael and Logan are checking on the stew being prepared for tonight’s dinner. Over on the couch, Michelle doesn’t seem happy. She says she thinks it’s really rude for smeone to not do something for someone’s birthday. Kate decides that if BB won’t put on a party, they will make one themselves. She tries to get others to get dressed up for dinner. Hotdogs is called to the diary room and told of plans for the suprise party that BB has organised. In the bedroom, Michelle starts to cry, saying that no one has decided to get dressed up. Angela runs out to consult all the other housemates, and trys to get them to put a bit more effort in. Just after this, Michelle comes back out and convinces them all there is no need to get dressed up for dinner. They sit down and start eating, not before a toast from Kate who says that Michelle has reached a milestone (25) and that they will make tonight a night to remember.

7:08pm: Michele is called to the diary room and asked to complete her survey so Big Brother can set up the suprise. She thinks that Angela is playing the game the most. Cut to the bedroom, where Hotdogs explains his earlier instructions given to him by BB. Back to Michelle, who thinks that Gianna is the most attractive in the house. Finally BB asks her how her birthday is going. She says it started well, but not doing so good tonight. When asked why, she sheds a tear and she says that it doesn’t feel like she is doing anything to celebrate a pretty important birthday. The housemates are told they can leave the bedroom to get ready for the suprise. Big Brother also lets Michelle out of the DR soon after. Suprise! She hugs everyone, then says that she feels terrible now because she thought BB was a asshole. When all the housemates have a drink, LOgan is called to the diary room. Another swap occurs. To avoid questions, LOgan brings out with his an easel and two cardboard pieces of paper, one with all the girls photo’s on it, one with the boys. The girls are then told to go to the bedroom. The TV in the living room comes on, and the reason for the bottom shots the previous day are revealed. The boys have to guess which bottom matches which girl. When completed, they go to the bedroom, and the girls do the same for the boys.

9:31pm: Dean, Nelson, Constance and Geneva are sitting at the dinner table talking away from the main group who are on the couch. Nelson says that people in the house are terrified of bitching about people behind anyone’s back. Nelson says he loves it, he hates confrontation. Dean suggests that whatever happens, these 4 at the table should always be completely honest with each other. Nelson goes on to say that he thinks Angela and Michael are playing the game. Nelson says the only people he doesn’t like are Gianna and Kate. Dean agrees with him. He goes further by saying that there are a handful of other people in here who he has no time for.

Later, in the spa, a game of spin the bottle gets underway. Michelle spins first, and like magic, has to kiss Logan. Next to kiss are Glenn and Angela. The first girl-girl kiss occurs between Christie and Michelle, but the boys aren’t out of the action, Michael and Logan pairing up next!

Inside, not participating are Constance, Dean, Nelson, Hotdogs and Geneva. They complain that they still can’t get close to Logan. The spa game is over, and several housemates go to the diary room to talk to Big Brother. Glenn tells BB that he thinks Angela was the best kisser. BB asks the mood of the house. Angela says it’s good, but there is obviously two groups tonight. Angela and Michael both say that there is no pressure for the other group to participate, but they could have watched and had a laugh with everyone.

3:28am: Lights are turned out. Everyone yells out “Night Dog”, in reference to the day before with Hotdogs had to say goodnight three times before getting a response. Logan says he hopes Michelle had a good day. She say thanks to everyone.

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Day 3 Uplate

Credits start rolling, and we join Mike on the couch at 11:53pm. He goes straight into the usual speel about brainteasers and uplate updates, before the TV comes on in the background showing a heap of people in the sauna, some topless. He decides to cut to that. As soon as we go to it, Christie and Michelle, both topless, exit the sauna. Back inside, we have Hotdogs, Geneva, Angela and Constance. Only Geneva is topless now. They are talking about an argument earlier in the night. Can’t tell who was involved however. Hotdogs says that the group is really good, he’s liking it. Constance seems very happy tonight. Back to the bathroom we go now because both MIchelle and Christie are just casually in there walking round topless. Back to the sauna though as quick as we came. Before too long, Mike cuts in and we have our first brainteaser of the night. They have changed the system, now even if your rejected when ringing up, you can still leave details to win a weekly prize pack. Michelle and Kate are now in the bedroom talking. Logan is there as well. Nothing much happening, so back to the sauna we go. The girls are saying that they don’t think that Hotdogs is dominant. Angela mentions our favourite friend, BB’s Carmen. Hotdogs says that he isn’t give to give the same trust in here that he gives his best mates. Not for at least a bit more time anyway. Angela says she is a very trusting person though. Hotdogs says that he loves Constance because she’s a straight shooter but at least you know where you stand. He loves that she is honest. Turns into a bit of a bitch session about Glenn now. And Logan too for that matter. Mike cuts back in and tells us that the Logan’s have swapped again earlier tonight. He gives us a clue as well before we go back to the house.

Hotdogs is talking about his friends. He has a huge group of friends and obviously thinks the world of them all. Geneva says she doesn’t have a large group of friends. She has a lot of individual friends, and then seems to hang out with those people’s friends. She says if she had a huge group of people as friends that she would have arguments all the time. Suddenly the topic comes back to sex. Geneva reveals she has done it with at least 50 guys. She is only 19 remember. Constance says she has done it with 17, but she has really liked each person. She has never met someone and just slept with them. Michael is showering in the bathroom naked. Hotdogs gets out of the sauna and starts talking to Michael without putting his mic on. He gets fined $5000. Or rather the group I suppose. MIchael heads into the sauna with a towel on. The girls tell him that he seemed to miss all the action tonight. He says he had a good night with Glenn. The girls all say they can’t get to know him, that he doesn’t open up. Apparently he did a pole dance, and they all loved that. Mike runs through teaser and clue, then we go to the break with Kate’s clip package from opening night.

12:26am: Angela and Tim are in the sauna, and Gianna is also in there now (bikini). Gianna says she hasn’t been in there before. Tim starts giving Angela a massage. They talk amongst themselves and Gianna just sits there for a bit. She can’t believe that the temp gauge is showing the right temperature. Angela really praises the efforts of the design crew who created the house. She loves it. Gianna adds her support for it as well. Angelas says that Tim and her need to have a good talk tomorrow. Tim asks if it’s about his snoring. Angela replies that she didn’t even think that he snored. Matthew wins the first $1K for the night, and we go to the break with Logan’s clip package.

12:39am: MIke reads the first email of the series to appear on uplate. Mike tells us that it’s Michelle’s bday tomorrow, so uplate should be good. Nelson, Constance and Dean are on one bed, while Logan, Christie and Glenn are on another. Nelson and Constance are play fighting and Constance hurts her hand. She shows Dean that one hand is bruised or something in comparison to the other. Dean gets the good hand and hurts that too! Michelle wanders over and starts talking to Logan. She asks Logan a question, and he says “give it 2 weeks.” Interesting… He says that if the fines keep happening at this rate, then in 3-4 days there will really be some peeved off people in here. MIke cuts in for the clue for the teaser, and we see Michael’s clip package to the break.

12:52am: Back again to Michelle Logan. Glenn is watching on with Christie. A lot of swearing in there, so BB sends us to the bathroom where Gianna is applying cream all over her body. Tim has just finished with the shower, and exits. Gianna pushes her top up so her nipples are almost showing amnd keeps applying the cream. Once finished, we are taken back to the bedroom. Hotdogs has this slapping device of some kind, and wants to slap Christie’s ass. She is a bit scared, so she does it to Nelson and him first. Then Dogs ‘gives it to her!’ SOmeone wins the second $1000 for the night. Third teaser is released, and we go to a break with Michelle’s clip package.

1:05am: Logan is giving Michelle a massage, but it hardly lasts because he says he doesn’t want to spoil her now, he would rather tomorrow for her B’day. Christie asks what the difference is between tap water and cold water from a fridge. Someone yells out “the temperature.” CLASSIC!!! There is laughing over in the corner of the room, and everyone is looking over there, yet no camera will pick up the action. Eventually some kind of balloon type thing is given to Glenn and he plays with it for a bit and gets a few laughs. Gianna appears and starts playing with Michelle’s hair. She says she wouldn’t probably wear the short pants around at home, but she’s wearing them on national TV. Nelson clip package sends us to a comm break.

1:18am: We see Logan (Greg) in isolation by himself after the swap earlier tonight. Lights are turned off in that room while we watch cause he’s asleep. Now Logan (Dave) back in the bedroom is on the bed with Michelle and Christie. Angela asks Constance about the words to some song. They start singing, so Mike cuts in for copyright reasons and reads emails. First uplate update of the series is then shown. Courtney wins the third lot of cash, and the clip package to the break is of Hotdog.

1:31am: Mike plugs his Friday night show with Frysie, and gives a clue for the final teaser. The housemates in the bedroom are wondering if BB has the rights to “Happy Birthday” and if they will be able to show them singing it on the TV. Logan plays a little game on Gianna’s back. He then goes out to get an apple. On the way Christie makes mention that he’s suddenly come alive tonight. A few of the other boys (Nelson is one) also make the comment, or rather agree. Logan, now back in the room, says he wasn’t feeling the best yesterday. Logan offers some of the apple to Michelle. She accepts, and the Christie also takes a bite. Still won’t show anything in the room other than Logan/Michelle. Tim clips sees us to another break, probably the last.

1:45am: Mike closes the last teaser of the night. Hotdogs back in the bedroom after changing his battery. Christie can’t understand why only he had to change it. Hotdogs suggests that BB only wants to hear him. Dean and Logan suggest that they can tell what the battery levels are of all the housemates individually. Lights turn off in the room. A few thankyou’s to BB. The room does look very messy on infra-red. Hotdogs, Michelle, Angela and Constance are talking on one bed. Hotdogs says that if BB offered him either a night in the DR along getting pissed, or sharing it with everyone, he would rather sit in the DR. Christie comes over and gets a cuddle from Hotdogs. Mike cuts in, wastes some time on the BB website, and at 2:04am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 3

8.41am – The store room is now open for the housemates. Gianna is up to choose ingredients for today’s bread. She walks out to the store room without her microphone. $5000 fine. In the bedroom Gianna apologises to everyone.

In the isolation room Logan David is having some fun with the exercise ball. Angela can’t understand why people are forgetting their microphones – she asks Dean about it and he says it’s hard to keep up. There is talk over who will make today’s bread. Angela says maybe she should because she hasn’t done any.

When asked about making bread the new Logan wings it and says he has, which is correct. Dean asks him which brunette he’s after. Dean comments Christie is getting some looks from him as well. They all ask which way he is leaning, but the new Logan is dumbfounded and doesn’t know which way to go.

10.16am – Showertime, Michael is naked and Logan joins the showers. In the bedroom Angela and Nelson are saying it’s impossible to get to know Logan in the house. Nelson takes the homoerotic approach and says it’s because he doesn’t shower nude: “he’s different”.

Nelson is called to the diary room. They must all photocopy their bum as a party game for Michelle’s birthday party. Dean is eager to go. Angela doesn’t look happy. Michael can’t help but laugh.

BREAK

7.27pm – The housemates are in groups talking about relating to each other. Dean says Gianna talks more to herself in the mirror to me. On the other side of the house, Gianna says she doesn’t get along with Angela and Constance. Christie says Constance is too much for her. Gianna can’t explain Constance, “she’s nothing wrong with her I just clash”. Gianna says she hasn’t done anything wrong and they have to have a reason to nominate her.

Meanwhile Angela is talking about all the things Gianna has said about herself – including being a blackbelt.

Gianna is now looking at reasons to nominate people, she explains. Gianna and Christie are called to the diary room. Angela wonders what they were talking about. They wonder why they are readjusting her boobs. In the diary room Big Brother warns the girls about their conversation: the talk of housemates and the talk of nominations were too close. Outside the HMs gossip about the girls being in trouble. Christie tells Big Brother they didn’t realise the change of conversation. Big Brother fines them $5000.

Angela asks Christie what happened with Big Brother but Gianna butts in: “nothing”.

Geneva, Glen, Constance, Dean, Angela are all called to the diary room. Big Brother warns them about using code names for the other housemates, and it’s still not ok if they explain the code for BB to hear. BIg Brother fines them $5000. Next warning will be a strike.

BREAK

9.39pm – The HMs emerge from the diary room. Gianna and Christie won’t reveal they were fined but Angela says the second group was fined. Gianna and Christie let out a guilty “oh”. Christie says things are getting feisty, she feels like she’s being bitched about. Most of the girls are in the bedroom now. Michelle and Christie are suspicious about the code and what they were talking about. Things get a little heated when Gianna won’t reveal why they were in the diary room. She lies and says they didn’t get any fines.

Michelle is annoyed because people aren’t inviting other people to do things with each other. Constance and Angela think this is ridiculous because it’s not primary school. Michelle uses a specific example where Angela asked Dean to go with a spa with her. Gianna agrees. Angela gets angry that an incident is being turned against her. She says what Michelle and Gianna are saying doesn’t make sense.

Nelson joins the housemates and Gianna explains she just wants to have fun in the house. Angela says she can just pull her tits out. Gianna denies that but everyone else says she does and she loves the mirror. They say she pulls poses without noticing it. Constance apologises for upsetting everyone.

Logan Greg is called to the diary room. He is going to be swapped again. He doesnt’ want to go back to the isolation room. Logan David joins him. Logan Greg has had a few problems with his fake tatoo. They have a minute to swap clothes and microphone.3 minutes to swap information. Greg explains the photocopying task, the bitching between the girls, and doing weights the next day. Logan Greg leaves the diary room and Logan David re-enters the house. He tells the other housemates he had to photocopy his ass again.

The housemates aren’t convinced. Angela says he turned around while talking, which is what she does when she is lying.

BREAK

10.35pm – New Logan David is outside with Nelson with the gym equipment. Constance comes out to ask why he REALLY was in the diary room. Logan says he can’t talk about it, and he has a scared look on his face. Constance asks him if he’s playing the game. Logan says he’s just sticking to rules.

1.05am – Logan is doing a goosebumps trick on Michelle’s back. He gives her goosebumps. Michael says maybe Logan has made his decision. They tell him to give Michelle a birthday kiss because it’s after midnight.

Logan Greg is in the isolation room

Logan David is doing a dance for everyone to see in the bedroom. He gives Gianna the goosebump trick. Christie says Logan has “come out” tonight. Michelle said he had a quiet patch during the day. Logan says he was sick during the day which is why he didn’t say much. Lights out. Logan is asking people how they sleep in bed, and how he has lots of room in bed.

Most beds have three people in them! Hotdogs is hugging some one in bed(?).

Logan tries to get Michelle to do the goosebumps trick on him while he lies on his stomach in bed. We leave with an inviting shot of Michelle blowing on his neck. Kinky!

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Day 2 Uplate

Uplate is back for another year. Mike has a very lame intro, with him waving to the crowd. However, the crowd is blatantly the launch crowd on Saturday night, and there is obviously no crowd in the studio. Cue the credits after Mike reveals it’s all a joke. Mike welocmes us to the show proper after the credits, tells us that Uplate will be huge this year with $280,000 to give away. As usual, they’ll have uplate updates as well as the brainteasers. Set has changed a bit. He has a green couch to sit on, and it’s similar to the couch Gretel had (in shape) on the eviction stage last year. We cut straight to the action anyway, which is good to see. And the first shot, I kid you not, is of Christie’s boob. They are putting one of those rubber little things on it, that once turned inside out, can pop upwards at any time. I’m sorry, I don’t know what they are called. Michelle tries it next, and finally so does Geneva. Geneva complains that it bloody hurt though. They want Kate to do it, but Kate explains that she doesn’t think she is getting her gear off at all in the house, so she won’t be doing this game tonight.

We cut back to Mike who virtually sends us straight to a clip of the launch shows best bits. After that, it’s time for the brainteasers to start for another year. Same format, same phone number. Now, it’s time to head back to the lounge. They are still trying to get Kate to try the popper thing. They say they will do it in the bedroom away from the boys. Kate says that all of AUstralia would still see. Smart one this girl! Topic moves onto farting, and whether you should walk away if you think you have one coming on. Apparently Nelson is the biggest farter amongst them all. Gianna thinks that big burps are disgusting. Logan is seen laughing with Glenn now as if they have known each other for years – he seems to be settling in very well. Michelle starts telling a story about when a guy picked her up to carry her somewhere, as he was picking her up, she heard a fart come out. She says she was laughing for hours about it. Michelle then explains that her ex used to be really into the protein shakes, and that would cause the farting. She says it was terrible. It would seem that Logan, Glenn, Hotdogs, Gianna, Geneva and also Christie are all there around the couches. First comm break of the night.

12:04am: Mike is back, and it’s time for a clue in the teaser. Back to the house then though and we are still at the couch. But then head out to the spa. Tim is there, not in the spa, but within ear of it, while Michael, Nelson, Constance and Angela are all in the spa. Dean looks as if he’s in the pool. They seem to be discussing people who don’t earn much money or something. Nelson changes the subject perhaps, I’m unsure, by saying that if he say someone doing drugs, he would almost just go and tell the cops. He hates the thought of people doing drugs. Tim starts giving his view, but is quickly imterrupted again by Nelson who says that his Mum reckons that every homeless person has a mental illness. Mike cuts in quickly, runs through the clue, then shows us Angela’s clip package from the launch to see us out to the break.

12:19am: Mike is on the couch of course. No more calls for the teaser please. Craps on about absolutely nothing for a bit, before returning us to the house. Hot Dogs is telling the house that he used to not eat for hours before going out so he could get smashed easier. One of the girls say that they had a friend who would fast all day before going out. Cut to the bedroom, Logan is washing his hands in the corner, and Christie looks like she has just got changed into her PJ’s. Logan comes back out to the kitchen, and just chills for a bit, leaning on the bench. Mike jumps in and Aaron is the first $1000 winner for the year. Before we head to the break, we see the clip package of Christie.

12:32am: Mike gives us the email addy to bombared Mike with emails. He then goes on to start the second brainteaser. Back to the house, and Tim is trying to get the hang of juggling at the moment. Glenn is trying to give him some pointers, but it doesn’t seem to be helping. Someone yells out that they want a karaoke machine. Someone else says they wouldn’t get one because they couldn’t have the copyright to all that music. I think Gianna says they must have the rights to some songs, cause they have the dancefloor. She goes onto say that she doesn’t care if BB plays the same song over and over! They all start to wonder what they can do tomorrow. Hotdogs thinks some spa action might be the way to go. Cut to the spa, where they start talking about the Big BB, Kris Noble. Nelson tells them all he (BBB) has a really big TAG watch that he noticed during interviews. Constance says that she just wants her luggage back from BBB. Mike throws us to a break with a clip package of Constance.

12:45am: Second brainteaser is closed. Go back to the house and find Michael and Angela in the sauna. Michael says he doesn’t want to get too hot because then he’ll get all sweaty again and stink. He is however very pleased that his feet are starting to look alot healthier after not being on a rocky surface at his job for a few days. Flip back to Nelson and Constance in the spa. Constance is saying that they can tell who is playing the game when they get a mic fine, because the people who are playing the game are really angry to see ‘their’ money going down the tube. Geneva joins them, and is again complaining about her boob still hurting from the popper thing at the start of the show. They start talking about who they think Logan is after. They narrow it down to Gianna, Michelle and Christie. Nelson says that Logan should make up his mind, but ‘good luck to him.’ Mike cuts in, cause Cythnia is on the line and wins the second lot of cash for the night. Third game gets underway straight away. Back to the spa. Constance tells the other two that she really only has 3 friends who are girls. All the rest are guys. And with that, we see Dean’s clip package and are thrown to a break.

12:58am: Straight back to the house this time. LOts of people seem to be in the living room at the moment. Camera’s seem to be concentrated on Logan though. Mike cuts in with a clue for the third brainteaser. Someone is trying to juggle, but the camera still won’t get off Logan. Gianna asks Tim if he’s missing writing and typing etc because he’s a journo. He says a bit. Gianna says that she always reads the paper everyday. Cut to the spa now. Nelson is remembering one of the fights or rather arguments on the first night between Kate and Dean. Nelson can’t understand Kate’s point of view on that issue. Back inside, Christie is trying to pole dance. She isn’t very good at it at all. Apparently Gianna tried it a few minutes ago with better results. Christie decides she needs to heels to really give it a go. Angela is juggling now. Christie comes running back out saying she think she has lost her black shoes. Mike cuts in for the clue, and then cuts to Geneva’s clip package to lead to the break.

1:11am: Mikes plugs his own Friday night show back from the break, before telling us the brainteaser is closed and we can go back to the house. Dean is talking to Kate in the bedroom. Dean is saying how he really doesn’t sit down and really talk to any of the guys. Like he says hi and all that but there is no depth there. Dean says he wants evictions already. He says he loves Angela. Kate agrees. Dean says he expected a whole different set of people that are in the house. We are taken back to the couch, where Hotdogs is juggling, and getting pretty good at it. Tim is saying that he would like to learn Yoga while in the house. Christie starts complaining about her bruises. Gianna then decides to complain about the bread, and states that she won’t eat any of it tomorrow. Paula from Vic wins the third lot of money , the fourth is started, and the clip package to the break is of Gianna.

1:24am: Mike talks alot of crap at the start of this segment. Finaly gets to the teaser, and we’re back to the house. Constance and Nelson are still in the spa. Nelson is saying he doesn’t want to get into a debate with her. Nelson thinks she is a bit soft because of her opinion and views on drugs. Constance changes the subject, saying she thinks Christie is kinda cool. They both think Glenn is great. Constance tells Nelson to get his feet away from her. Constance asks him which state he thinks is the worst, remembering that Nelson loves Australia. He thinks about it and then says Victoria (WHAT!!!! no way :P) because it’s too cold. Christie agrees it is cold.Just then we switch the Logan in the imposter room and the phone is ringing. BB is trying to talk to him, but he’s sleeping through it! Back to the spa we go. Constance says that she once ran through Crown Casino in Melbourne because she saw Heath Ledger. Security eventually stopped her. Mike comes back on and we cut to Glenn’s clip package.

1:37am: Girls are in the bedroom. Geneva reveals that she has known friends for years, and yet just one day she can come to the realisation that she is actually really into them and wants them. SHe goes on to say that she hates it when guys act as if they are masters in the bedroom, and yet, once asked to perform, have no idea. She is asked when she first had sex, and she replied 16. Michelle tells her that she hasn’t had a heap of experience in the bedroom, and she’s 24. She isn’t comfortable in the bedroom, she doesn’t know exactly what she is meant to be doing she says. Brainteaser clue is given. It seems Hotdogs has fallen asleep in the bedroom while the girls keep talking. We go into the living room to see both Michael and Christie spining themselves around and around and around. The game is that you have to jump over cushions on the floor once they stop spinning. Christie jumps over them all alright, gets back to the start, then falls over. Michael doesn’t even try jumping, almost falling before he begins. Brain teaser is closed. Back to the bedroom we go. Hotdogs is awake again and says that Geneva must be the advertised ‘tri-sexual’. Geneva starts giving Glenn a massage, and so Christie gets into the action by giving Hotdogs one. Katie wins the last $1000 of the night after Mike cuts in, and at 1:57am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 2

8.04am – Logan David is up and working the gym. Logan Greg is in the isolation room, and because he’s smaller, he’s been working out to look more similar to David. Christie is up and greets everyone, promising herself she’d do exercises, which consists of just putting her arms up. Inside Geneva is doing areobics and stretches. Tim is making bread (again!!!).

Outside there is talk of Dean snoring and farting in bed. Kate says she’s going to have to get used to boy noises. In the bedroom Glenn is up and chatty. He’s called to the diary room, for an obvious microphone violation. Big Brother tells him that he should be reminded about the microphones as it’s a fundamental principle of the show.

Morning shower time. Kate and Gianna are drying off. Kate to the diary room – egads it’s another microphone violation – who saw that coming!? Another reminder from Big Brother.

10.35am – All housemates to the diary room. Mike tells us this season’s HMs have broken more rules than the other seasons so far. Big Brother tells the group they are failling to take the rules seriously. Since entering the house they have had more than 50 warnings about banned topics and microphones. Warnings have been treated as jokes. The group look like a bunch of high school kids who have just been told off by the teacher.

Big Brother introduces the penality system. There are nervous giggles. A fine will be deducted from the prize money. Fines will start at $5000. Michelle gasps and everyone looks a little glum for obvious reasons.

BREAK

11.13am – Kate is annoyed at some bad habits and doesn’t want to be desensitised. Michael says he doesn’t want her to become desensitised because it takes the fun out of burping on her. He also shows concern that the HMs are wasting time learning irrelevent info about each other for the task. Kate tells Nelson she’s waiting for the moment for him to not be a derrogotory a-hole. Kate says the worst thing about him is him in the morning where he goes around throwing insults at everyone.

In the bedroom Hotdogs is cracking onto Michelle – AGAIN. He tells her she gets sexier every day they’re in the house. She says she hates closeminded people, arrogance etc.

In the isolation room Logan Greg is having his last meal before leaving.

2.06pm – Kate is monitoring Nelson’s porridge, she doesn’t seem content with it but he wants to be in control of his cooking. Tim ate some tomatoes that were meant for a meal later on. Gianna is annoyed. Kate says there were hardly any tomatoes left anyway – they have a whole tin left somewhere. Tim apologises. Kate tells Nelson he’s not doing his porridge properly – he tells her to fuck off four times.

Tim says the tomatoes are the nail in the coffin of his relationship with Gianna. Meanwhile she’s outside bitching about the eaten tomatoes.

Nelson is in the bedroom telling Hotdogs that Kate is shitting him off about the porridge. Meanwhile Kate is telling the other housemates the porridge isn’t very good – so add lots of sugar. More bitching from Nelson to Hotdogs. Hotdogs says sometimes it takes a little time for some women to come round.

BREAK

2.47pm – Dean is in the diary room. He says he feels like he’s been in the house a week or two already. People are getting cliquey. He feels a little on the outside or in the background. Gianna seems to keep looking at herself in the mirror – good on her. Thats about it.

In the bedroom Christie is chatting to Tim – under the covers. She says she finds him intriguing – there is something warming and comfortable about him. She asks if he had one wish right now what would it be. Tim says he would like to live in the BB house for 6 months with the ability to come and go a bit. Christie agrees.

Nelson is in the diary room now. He says he has a particular dislike to Kate over the porridge incident. Constance is a champ and engaging, very natural. He likes Logan but thinks Logan is keeping him at a distance (we know why!)

In the isolation room Logan Greg is flipping through an FHM.

6.29pm – Gianna is showing off a dance routine she has devised on the stripping pole. Hotdogs says it’s the money show. Logan, Hotdogs and Glenn are all having a perve on the couches. Gianna says she will never be a stripper, despite the guys who think she has a lot of potential. Gianna says she will get a stirppers pole installed in her house for her boyfriend. Logan hugs Christie and Gianna asks where her cuddle is. She gets one … from Christie. Gianna goes back to pole dancing, much to the entertainment of the boys.

Christie jumps on the pole and starts to climb it, but the boys aren’t impressed. The boys tell her to dance with Gianna. Christie gives it a go but she’s nowhere near as sexy as Gianna. Glen joins them and Christie ties his blue singled up. Glenn tries to pole dance. Gianna goes back to shaking her little booty.

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8.18pm – Logan David has been called to the diary room.

Recap from Monday Night’s live show:

Approx – 8.12pm – Logan in isolation is led through the camera runs to the main house. Logan in the main house is called to the diary room and sits down. OTHER Logan walks in with a blindfold. Big Brother announces a switch will take place immediately. They have 1 minute to swap clothes and microphones. A quick bum flash later they are swapped.

They only have 3 minutes to swap information. Tatoos and scars have been talked about with the housemates. He shares a bed with Glenn. They do a little “Meet the Parents” action going on. There is clarification on whether there is really a guy called Hotdogs in the house. They swap different actions to do, and where people come from. Logan David says to stay away from the Journalist (Tim). He hasn’t gotten any chicks yet.

Logan David leaves without his shoes. Logan Greg goes into the house. The new Logan wonders into the kitchen and is very silent, very wide eyed. Tim asks him whats going on and the new Logan says it was just a microphone issue. He doesnt’ really know what to say or where to go. He goes into the bedroom where a bunch of housemates are throwing around a ball. They get Logan to lie in a few differenent positions while they joke around. New Logan laughs a few times but is otherwise silent.

Logan David is now in the isolation room. He looks bored.

Gretel now explains the twin swap plan. They have a secret door in the bedroom toilet! There is an inconspicious red light to alert the current main house Logan that it is time to swap. After that he will only have 4 minutes to swap information again.

Back in the house the ball is still being thrown around in the bedroom. Logan is still rather silent. Lots of swearing going on. Gianna eagle eyes the bedroom and says she is buggered.

New Logan is still not saying much – he’s more involved with the ball throwing. He almost looks like Blair from BB1.

Dean starts talking about a “Loidy” which is a dirty sanchez on the teeth. Nelson doesn’t know what a dirty sanchez is but Constance quickly fills everyone in: it’s when you stick your finger up your bum and then you wipe it on some one’s top lip. Constance says her boyfriend did it to her once: “it was awesome”. She said that once they had a fight so she spat in his beer without telling him and he gave her a dirty sanchez.

Gianna asks if there is a sexual position called a Red Dragon or a Angry Dragon. It’s censored out with beeps, unfortunately.

Back to the Tuesday Night show:

Meanwhile Angela is trying to find the owner of an anonymous pair of underpants. Not Tim – maybe Christie? Michael and Angela are outside discussing Hotdogs. Angela likes him because he will try things. Michael says his favourite people are Angela, Tim and Geneve and Christie.

Logan and Glenn are playing badminton. Logan tries to switch hands while playing because he uses a different hand to his twin. Other HMs are in the spa, thinking of different names for Gianna. They suggest “titalina”. Nelson says he needs to ask more questions about Gianna’s studies – he thinks she’s lying because she’s ‘dopey’.

Gretel greets us on the Tuesday night show again to tell us about the lack of footage for this timeslot because of the very rude conversation going on in the bedroom (read above).

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11.15pm – New Logan has been accepted by the housemates without question. He and Greg create a game jumping over cushions – Michelle doesn’t look impressed.

In the spa Angela and Constance are talking about the changing nature of Logan – he’s not easy to bond with anymore. Inside Glenn and Michelle are playing the new game where they spin around on bar stools until they are dizzy and then try to navigate a cushion obstacle course. Michelle falls over and needs some assistance to get up, in a ball of laughter.

Spa HMs are still talking about how hard it is to get to know Logan in the house. Angela says his unsociability has made him not so appealing anymore. Constance says she loves Tim – he’s not sexy but a great guy. Michael says Tim is his rock.

Hotdogs and Logan are playing the spin game now. Constance and Nelson are discussing who is playing the game – the people who are upset about the fines from the prize money. They are joined by Geneva who is asked who Logan is chasing – sometimes Christie sometimes Gianna. Nelson said he’d be better going after just one. Logan says the easiest one would be Michelle, but Geneva says Michelle is looking for love. Geneva reveals she would have sex with Hotdogs. Geneva didn’t tell her best friend she was going into the Big Brother house – for fear of being kicked out of the show.

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1.09am – Dean discusses house dynamics with Kate. He feels he’s not part of the group as much as everyone else. Kate agrees and says its an odd feeling – it’s harder for girls maybe? Dean says out of the guys there’s only two that he’d really sit and talk to: Nelson and Michael.

In the isolation room, Logan David is going to bed.

Constance is asking Logan Greg who he likes. He says he likes everyone and he doesn’t know. Constance begs it out of her – it won’t leave this room. Logan is still making his mind up. Constance says there are 3 possibles for him. Meanwhile Logan David is asleep.

In an overly-casual situation the housemates are lying all over each other half naked and discussing Logan. Hotdogs wants to know why Nelson has a whole lot of girls in bed with him.

3.23am – Lights are turned off without warning. Dean is in bed and talking without his microphone. A $5000 fine. Some of the housemates start laughing. The housemates are looking foward to some better food in the house tomorrow. Christie says she is “very intelect” – 3 times. People “misconstrew” her mind.

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Day 1

12.09am – Christie is called to the diary room. Inside is a chart with the different housemates and their names. Big Brother tells Christie (and the other housemates who follow her later) that she must nominate one housemate who will not receive their luggage for the duration of the series. The housemate with the most nominations loses their luggage. The HMs have 10 seconds to decide.

Nelson immediately nominates Dean without thinking twice. Big Brother must remind him to only answer when BB wants the answer. Constance can’t remember everyone’s names.

Angela nominates Gianna
Gianna nominates Nelson
Nelson nominates Dean (again)
Dean nominates Kate
Christie nominates Kate
Tim nominates Michael
Glenn nominates Hotdogs
Constance nominates Gianna
Michelle nominates Constance
Kate nominates Constance
Logan nominates Constance (or is that Constantine?)
Michael nominates Constance
Hotdogs nominates Michael
Geneva nominates Christie

The high votes go Constance – 4, Michael – 2, Kate – 2, Gianna – 2

Back in the bedroom Hotdogs is calling girls to come lie with him in bed, saying there is only limited spots available. Nelson starts talking about Christie reffering to her as “it”. He says “it thinks its tops”. Christie cottons on that she is being talked about and gives Nelson a wink, who cracks up laughing. Christie comes over and sits between Nelson and Dean (Nelson nominated Dean just moments ago). She says she is like the sandwich between two meatballs (!?).

They talk about who is interesting. A vote goes towards Logan. Big Brother calls all housemates to the lounge. He explains the luggage situation. Everyone is slightly nervous. Constance is asked to bring her suitcase to the diary room. She is obviously annoyed and tells the other housemates off. She says she won’t speak to them now. Kate says she’s perked up a bit now she’s learnt she will have her suitcase.

In the diary room Constance gets a little teary about losing her suitcase. She is not to have any of her possesions at all. She says everyone was talking to each other and not her. Big Brother instructs her to take out keys for everyone else’s luggage. Constance says “I don’t know why they hate me so much”.

Michael and Kate have decided to sleep in the same bed. In the bedroom the housemates find that most of their toiletries except for toothbrushes and razors have been confiscated. Michelle seems to think they will get it back at some time later on. Housemates offer Constance the use of their clothes, including Michael. Kate offers clothes too, even though she voted for Constance.

3.12am – Christie gets Glenn to play a game where he keeps ducking under her arm with his eyes clothes. After a second she moves away so Glenn is bobbing up and down on his own. Logan cheers him on until he opens his eyes and realises whats going on.

The housemates start to settle down in bed. Bedding arangements we can see are Michael and Kate, Hotdogs and Gianna. In the isolation room the other Logan is sleeping peacefully.

Day 1
8.55am – Constance is up and in the diary room. She wants to talk about when she’s getting her stuff back. She feels she’s being punished for being loud and this is what they were looking for when they picked her.

Meanwhile Kate is up and about, but gets freaked out by the birds outside (she has a phobia of birds).

Big Brother reminds Constance it was the housemate’s decision. Its a very clear “NO” from BB.

Nelson is up and has a big hangover from last night. According to our voiceover Mike, he has already been sick this morning. Kate says good morning but is asked to keep it down. Nelson isn’t saying much for obvious reasons. Nelson goes back to bed much to Kate’s annoyance. Constance too, decides to go back to bed.

… but not for long. The bedroom lights are turned on. Everyone wakes to the sound of Michael chuckling. He says the fluro lights make everyone look really sexy when you haven’t had much sleep. Constance explains her morning trip to the diary room.

Logan in the isolation room is waking up too. In the main house everyone is showering and at this stage it looks like it’s mainly bikinis in the shower except Kate. The HMs joke about Constance’s lack of clothes. Christie and Constance are in the same bed and Christie is glad she doesn’t snore or hog the bed space. Michael is annoyed their deoderant was confiscated.

In the isolation room Logan is practicing putting on a fake scar to match his twin. Christie is now in the diary room, and asks Big Brother if she can have her foundation back. She says she’s very self concious and without it her personality changes. She will swap anything to get it. Big Brother says NO.

BREAK – Sarah Marie has lost even more weight! A little too much if you ask me. Maybe she should eat a KFC Twister.

11.35am – Tim comments to Christie about all the lights being used. Constance shows she has her brother’s names tatooed on her arm.

Gianna has been asked to gather everyone in the lounge. She has a note from Big Brother. It’s the usual first weekly task: they must learn everything about each other and will be tested later on. They can choose either 50% or 100% to bet on weekly shopping. They decide 50%. There is a little disorganisation about how they will go about this. HMs start revealing info randomly. Tim suggests they split into pairs to make it easier. Suddenly an idea to get into the spa together pops up. Nelson leaves the group and the task to go swimming.

Geneva is talking to Hotdogs and reveals she is bisexual and is attracted to ‘someone’ in the house. Hotdogs asks what she will do about the attraction. Geneva says she will get them “quite tanked”.

Logan in the isolation room is teaching himself housemate names. Constance, Christie, Glenn and Michael are in the spa. There is talk of spirituality in the anatomy.

Hotdogs comments on Gianna’s highly photogenic qualities, but can’t quite find the right words to use. Gianna says she isn’t a model or anything. Apparently she’s too short to be a model.

Gianna studies engineering and computer and mathematical sciences, much to the bewilderment of Nelson. He seems to think she is more suited to being a fashion guru or a teacher. Gianna goes on to explain all of her academic persuits in high school. Hotdogs butts in to say he is “street smart”.

3.17pm – The HMs are in the living room. BB explains almost all housemates broke the rules in reguard to prohibited goods. HMs may choose only one item from the many boxes of confiscated toiletries on the dining table. BB tells them which box to choose from.

Christie is the toothpaste box
Michael is the shampoo box (even though he has no hair!)
Kate is the deoderant box
Logan is the moisteriser box?
Glenn is the perfume box
Geneva is the misc box?

6.02pm – Dinner time. Kate is warned about her microphone after getting out of the spa. She’s called to the diary room and told off. Outside Hotdogs and dean are playing noughts and crosses on a wall – a big no no! Big Brother calls them to the diary room to tell them off. They must both read the housemate rule book from cover to cover.

While making dinner, Michael is called to the diary room. He’s not wearing his microphone! He must also read the rule book.

Logan in the isolation room is amusing himself with some gym equipment.

7.13am – At the dinner table. Kate has a problem with burps at the house. Christie cheers the cooks of the first dinner.

8:30pm – Talk of first impressions. Angela says everyone needs to yell to be heard. There is a general concensus that Michael is the loudest. Meanwhile Logan and Hotdogs can’t keep their eyes off the younger hot girls in the house. Hotdogs is talking about how Michelle is cute and they should go to bed, jokingly… ?

Outside Geneva tells Angela she doesn’t like Michelle because she’s too outward. Also Michelle apparently eats a lot and they only have limited food in the house. Angela says she needs to realise they are in a big house with lots of people.

Glenn, Kate and Tim are talking task. Glenn says he’s still living with his parents, and he is on a break with his girlfriend…sorta. Logan in the isolation house is watching a DVD and having a beer… oh, and making weird noises with his mouth.

Christie says she came into the house to find love. Michael is a little against that idea. Christie predicts Michelle and Logan to hook up. Angela says Logan has also been watching Gianna. Michael says Michelle and Gianna are too self absorbed in their looks. He doesn’t date girls like that – he wants a tomboy. They all agree Geneva is great. Tim says he showered naked. Angela wore toggs.

Geneva is in the diary room. She says Kate and her will never get along. She feels attraction is starting to play alot with the younger boys – Logan and Dean. It irritates her because she’s not in with the pretty girls.

10.35pm – Hotdogs is in Michelle’s bed and asks if she wants to cuddle. She says no but they do anyway. He jokes about “having her” by the second night. He says he is the best kisser. He’s been told this by every woman he’s been with. Gianna is watching them with an eagle eye.

Monday night special continues in the Day 2 recap on BBBA.

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