Day 8

7.39pm – Glenn has taken Gianna to help him feed tha animals. The animals include 2 piglets, 2 lambs, 2 goats and 1 alpaca. Glenn and Gianna are still yawning as they greet the animals. “Hello little darlings, I know you’re hungry aren’t you”. Gianna feeds the piglets. Meanwhile Big Brother announces to the housemates the hot water is now on – and the bedroom lights come on. Everyone is looking annoyed – Tim stirs and goes back to sleep. Gianna and Glenn are now bottlefeeding the piglets, and Glenn jokes, telling the piglet to “neck it”.

Inside Logan Greg is up and has been assigned the Baker task. Logan David has made the bread several times – but Greg hasn’t done it at all, so tries to get some hints from Dean. Gianna and Glenn are now feeding the lambs. Logan Greg has picked up something from the cupboard – but it’s powdered milk and it has nothing to do with bread making – much to the confusion of Dean and Tim who are lurking in the kitchen.

Logan Greg is now asking for the bread making instructions, and Dean is giving him a hand – sorta. When the storeroom is opened Dean leaves Greg on his own.

1.37pm – Gianna is platting Christie’s hair in the bathroom, and explains she has noticed a changed in Logan’s behavior (they slept in the same bed 2 nights before). She says she likes him but wants to take it slow. Christie says thats really cute, and she thinks he likes her back – but do take it slow. Gianna isn’t one to jump into things, she explains. Outside Logan Greg is doing some cleaning up outside. While Glenn, Nelson, Dean and Michelle are in the spa. Glenn explains there is something odd about Logan: he thinks he has a twin. The spa group decide to keep this to themselves, and go on discussing it further. Michelle totally agrees, saying they should pull his patch off to check. Glenn says he’s been monitoring Logan’s facial features. Michelle was wondering why he always looked so different and behaved so differently on different nights. Glenn says they were on different wavelengths last night – he had convenient short memory. Michelle: “you are not wrong, you are not wrong”.

Glenn wants to confront him now. They decide to bring him over and call for Logan to come over.

BREAK!

2.36pm – Logan comes over to the spa, and the spa HMs ask if they can have a look at his deep cut. Logan says there is stuff all over it and he can’t take it off – he’s not allowed. Dean starts saying “you are a liar! you’re sprung mate!”. The other HMs continue with the playful jabs. Logan Greg can’t help smiling but continues to play dumb. Glenn and Michelle call for him to come over so they can take the bandage off. Logan keeps saying “which brother? I’ve got 3 sisters. I haven’t got a brother I’ve got cousins”. Dean says to give Logan credit for keeping this a secret for the whole week. Logan’s defnense is crumbling before him. Nelson tells Logan to go to the diary room and bring out the other brother. They all say he has a twin and Logan asks “how, how can I have a twin?”. Dean says his tattoo is different and he won’t show them his cut. Logan says the tattoo changes all the time and he can’t show the cut for medical reasons.

They start asking about a mark on his shoulder. Logan says it’s a shoulder reconstruction. The spa HMs say his brother never had a shoulder reconstruction. Logan says “if I had a brother, he would”. The HMs burst out laughing: “so busted!”. Dean says they won’t tell the others. Logan: “tell what?!”. Michelle says she likes Logan Greg better anyway. Michelle goes on to explain the differences in the bandages between the two housemates. Glenn has noticed ‘inconsistancies’ – in conversations from night to night. Michelle says the other one is fatter around the guts – she gets Logan Greg to show his bod, and she definately agrees after that. Michelle puts out her hand for Logan to come closer, but he says she will pull him in the spa and he has stitches. Dean says a minute ago Logan said he didn’t have stiches. They all agree both Logans are pretty good fellas. They then talk about when they swap and how they swap in the diary room.

Michelle gets out of the spa and points where the bandage should be. Logan Greg pretends it’s really sore – very badly! The HMs all have a big laugh about Logan’s fake pain. Michelle screams “it doesn’t hurt!” laughing and hitting him. Logan Greg wants to leave now. Poor Greg!

BREAK

3.19pm – Glenn is telling Logan Greg how he was looking for different facial features. Big Brother tells the housemates to pack their bags immediately. Nelson screams I’m being evicted!”. They all start to pack their bags and Geneva is very excited. Outside Glenn tells Logan he’s getting a bit freaked out. Glenn says he should have kept his mouth shut, and he’s having a few doubts. Logan says there’s nothing wrong with saying what you feel. In the bedroom the HMs mention Glenn knows whats going on with BB’s sudden announcement. In the bathroom Glenn tells Hotdogs about the Logan twins. Hotdogs has a laugh and says – “oh bullshit”. Glenn explains his theory and Hotdogs says “that would have to be on the money”. Nelson and Dean walk in. Glenn thanks Hotdogs for keeping it a secret but Nelson wants to tell everyone – Constance first. The boys all recon’ the Logans are swapping from house to house.

Later in the bedroom it seems most of the housemates now know. Tim says he knew that Logan looked different from when he first arrived in the house. In the living room there is a theory of another house, and that the public is going to evict one whole house. Dean jokes the other Logan is less boring, and Logan laughs. They all agree this Logan has a different laugh. Hotdogs says “so last night when you told me you loved me you were lying?”. Logan Greg says “I love everyone”. Michelle, Kate and Angela are in a huddle talking about how this Logan isn’t “my Logan”.

Hotdogs has his arm around Logan and asks the housemates “do you know why Logan always had to walk away from people?.. this is my mate Bogan”. They all say he has a different look in his eyes, and Hotdogs says this Logan has earlobes. Logan Greg is nervous and says “I don’t have earlobes!”. Outside Gianna is silent and Kate confronts her – Gianna doesn’t want to make a big deal about it and she really doesn’t know right now because she really likes him. They call her inside and she sits down next to Christie. She says the twin thing is fucked. Christie says she likes one of them. Gianna says “what a fucking mean game, I don’t like being a guinea pig”. Christie says Gianna is sad which brings Angela over. Angela is convinced it’s true. Geneva gasps and recalls this morning when Logan didn’t know where the break making instructions were, when he has made break previously. Gianna looks devastated. Michelle wonders why sometimes there is a connection with Logan then the next day nothing. They talk about the moving or dissapearing scar, and Geneva gasps, fully in the moment and explains Logan’s less-than-convincing reason: “it comes and goes some days”. The girls have a good laugh.

BREAK

8.28pm – All housemates are in the bedroom. Big Brother announces some HMs have broken the rules and have used deception to enter the house. He reminds them about the ‘singles only’ rule. The following housemates must leave immediately using the eviction stairs: Constance, Nelson and Dean. The HMs start to say goodbye and Big Brother tells them to leave immediately. Michelle and Christie look shocked. Geneva says “oh, no way!”. Upstairs Nelson, Dean and Constance enter the punishment room. Nelson jumps up and down, excited that its a “fake” eviction. Big Brother announces how they have deceived Big Brother. He has decided their fate and will tell them in due time. Downstairs the HMs are talking about how those three were the most loud housemates. Glenn wonders if they will get their fine money back. Michael says it’s a good question.

The isolated housemates are inspecting the punishment room. They won’t know what time of the day it is. Downstairs Big Brother says there is one more deception that needs to be cleared up. Glenn is called to the diary room. He is greeted by Gretel. She brings in Logan Greg and he reveals his bandage – there is no cut underneath. Logan David is brought in from the isolation room and Glenn is shocked. Gretel then gets Glenn to leave the diary room, he tells the other housemates there is a cut under the bandage and there are no twins. Big Brother suddenly announces the presentation of the two twins – who walk out of the diary room. All of the housemates jump up and scream and give the Logans a hug – especially Logan David. Gianna is smiling but keeps her distance from the Logans.

Upstairs the isolated housemates can hear the screaming and Nelson says “looks like they got over us fast:”. Constance says “yeah it doesn’t sound like they’re mourning us”. Dean is trying to work the microwave to cook his dinner. Downstairs the girls are working out which Logan they kissed. Glenn sits back and watches whats going on. Angela is upset about the departure of the 3 lying housemates, and teary-eyed. Gianna is more concerned with the two Logans. Kate comes over and tries to cheer up Angela.

Logan David has become the centre of attention as he describes how he tried to survive in the house. The housemates quickly move onto the topic of Gianna and tell Logan David if he has feelings for her he should go and talk to her right now (Gianna is in the bathroom now). Kate questions Gianna about it – Gianna thinks this makes her look stupid. Kate says thats not true because she spent all of her time with “redshirt” (Logan David) and nothing happened with Logan Greg. Kate says it’s nothing – there isn’t anything right now. Gianna doesn’t even know if Logan David likes her back. Kate says if anything he can be himself more now that the twin deception is over.

BREAK

8.47pm – Logans are chatting it all up with the housemates. In the bedroom Tim is talking to Hotdogs about the isolated housemates. He says Constance was like a quick shot of rum – he enjoyed her but found Nelson just… really aggressive. He doesn’t agree with any of Nelson’s racist comments. He says Dean was the “sniggering behind his hand type” too. Hotdogs says it was impossible to listen to everything and believe in their mind what they were saying – if they had lied to get in here what would they do to stay in here. Gianna joins them and says it was on her mind all week as well. She gets a cuddle from Hotdogs, which shuts Tim up. He eventually asks if she’s ok. Gianna starts crying again.

Logan Greg comes in and asks Gianna if she’s ok. Gianna says she doesn’t know which is which, but Greg says it’s David in the loungeroom she should be thinking about. Logan Greg says he would have given her cuddles but didn’t think it was right. Gianna says thankyou. Gianna is looking all flustered and overwhelmed right about now. She reinterates what she said to Kate earlier. Logan Greg tells her she will be alright, she just needs to concentrate on David. They clear it up she kissed Logan Greg in the spa – but she hasn’t kissed Logan David yet! Greg bit her lip on one occastion.

In the ‘holding room’ the 3 liars are in bed discussing the other housemates and who likes who. Nelson tells Constance Angela and Geneva bitched behind her back. Constance won’t believe it.

Meanwhile Angela and Geneva ARE bitching about them behind their backs – along with a Michael, Christie, Kate and Logan Greg in in the spa. Michael says those three were the ones he was least close to. He explains they were nasty at times and thats why they weren’t close with many others in the house. Geneva says it shows they can get close to anyone and have them taken away at any second. In the bedroom David says to Hotdogs he has to go and talk to Gianna, who is now in the spa. He will do it later, apparently. They talk about Gianna. She, meanwhile is silent in the spa while the housemates once again go over the list of things that gave the twins away.

Logan David comes out to the spa. Gianna spies him and looks scared, and quickly looks away again. He joins them in the spa and says the bandages are waterproof. Logan David, infront of everyone!.. asks if Gianna is happy. She says she didn’t know what was going on. They talk about the possibilty of Gianna getting with both Logans. David wants to shave his facial hair now.

BREAK

12.47pm – In the kitchen Gianna says she has to start all over again. Logan says don’t worry because he wouldn’t have made her look stupid on purpose. Gianna says the other Logan kept his head down away from her – he stayed right away from her. It seems they have been left alone to talk now.

12.52am – Tim and Angela are discussing the lying housemates. They said those three never gave any effort to help the housemates in the house. In the bedroom HMs comment it is now quieter now they have lost the loudest housemates. Hotdogs says other HMs will now ‘come out’ now they won’t be intimidated by those three. Gianna says all she wanted was David to give him a cuddle – but it never happened. The HMs say it’s ok because he was scared. Hotdogs is positive and says it doesn’t matter because they have heaps of time.

2.58am – The lights are finally turned out in the isolation room. Nelson is annoyed because he isn’t in bed yet, but Dean and Constance are.

In the main bedroom Logan Greg is tucking in with Christie while David sits on another bed. Gianna’s ears prick up at Chrsitie’s annoucement and Gianna says “so what I have to sleep on my own?”. She looks very annoyed. Big Brother announces Logan David isn’t wearing his microphone – $5000 fine. Angela tells everyone to sleep with their microphone. Christie goes over to Gianna and tells her to go over to David and ask for a hug. Apparently David is feeling ackward right now. Christie says they are both great guys, she is a major flirt and will talk to either one. She just wants a man to play with. Everyone wishes each other goodnight.

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Days 6 and 7

Day 6, 8:58pm: Glenn and Logan check out the reward room for the first time. Instantly they both say that there should be a chick in the room. Glenn says that there is no way he can sleep in the room. He reveals he should’ve invited Michelle into the room with him. Glenn pops the champagne open. Both boys admit that it might have been uncomfortable if they had chosen a girl because it’s only day 6. Out at the dining room, where all other housemates are eating a roman feast, Gianna makes mention that the boys will get bored in the room with no girls to talk to. Back in the reward room, Glenn says “Two guys…it’s a bit awkward isn’t it!” Logan says that it shouldn’t be a problem, they sleep in the same bed anyway! They go onto talk about how they think the reward room will be a weekly event. Logan says that if he won next week he would bring Glenn in ahgain. Glenn suggests he bring Gianna, and all Logan says back is “Oh yeh..” Back at the table, Gianna, obviously obsessed with Logan, says “I wonder if Logan won who he would take.” To add to the cheesy-ness of the moment, she adds a ‘highschool’ laugh at the end. Glen poses a hypothetical back in the reward room. He says if Logan and Gianna were in the room together, would anything happen. Logan says it would be relaxing, he would watch a movie with her, get into bed and then make his move.

After dinner, Constance comes to the diary room. She tells BB that she has lost her nose ring in the arena earlier tonight. She says she has Michael’s in at the moment because she doesn’t want the hole to close up. She says it cost her $60 to get it put in, and that the ring is only about $7. She then asks BB to buy her another ring. We then cut to the bedroom where Kate and Nelson are chatting. Kate asks him if he respects Constance. He replies “Yeh, absolutely.” Constance comes out of the DR and tells Gianna about it. She says she gave a quick version to BB, but he didn’t understand her at all. Back to Nelson and Kate, and Nelson says of Constance “she’s tough as nails.” Kate agrees, but then says “she is, but she’s not.” Nelson understands what she is saying. Constance comes into the room and gives Nelson a hug. She tells them both that they will be able to buy a ring from the shopping. Nelson says “What a jew.” Nelson is immediately called to the diary room.

10:40pm: Nelson enters the diary room. Big Brother asks Nelson to repeat what he just called BB. Nelson can’t remember. Big Brother suggests he take some time to try to remember. We see clips of Nelson at different times, and he finally speaks out at 11:21pm. He says “It’s become obvious to both of us that I can’t remember what I said.” Big Brother then tells him that he is awarded Nelson a strike for calling Big Brother a jew. He goes on to tell Nelson that 3 strikes and a person may be out of the house.

3:29am: Glenn and Nelson both exit the reward room and come back to the main bedroom to sleep. The other housemates can’t understand why they would want to. Dean says goodnight to everyone, while Logan and Gianna start play fighting on one of their beds. Most of the other housemates are watching the two of them, except Angela who says she can’t see anything! Gianna and Logan continue to behave like school kids in love, then start cuddling. Logan, hearing all the laughing, says “shutup. I’m trying to sleep. Genuine!” Over the other side of the room, Christie, Glenn and Angela are watching on. Angela asks what they think is going on over there. Glenn, with the quote of the week, says “I don’t know, but you smell good.” Christie says that she thinks they are kissing. Then she adds ‘thats a good thing’ so she doesn’t sound so jealous. As we cut to a break, we see a clip of Kate asking Nelson why he lied. He says “Rather than give myself a good chance, I wanted to give it my best chance.”

Day 7, 2:28pm: The boys are all playing soccer, and Hotdogs and Logan are fighting for the ball when Michael comes in from the side with a hip and shoulder, making LOgan go crashing through the glass and breaking it. He has hurt his shoulder region. Kate is quick on the scene to help out, as the girls watch on. Some of the girls are convinced that his cut on his backside needs stitches. Logan doesn’t think so however. He is called to the diary room, where Big Brother asks if he is ok. He says he’s fine, but he is worried about the swaping of the twins etc. BB interrupts and tells him that a nurse is ready to attend to him. The nurse comes and bandages him up. Out in the spa, Hotsdogs and Dean are quizzing Gianna about his feelings for Logan. She admits that she is attracted to him. Dean asks if she won the reward, who would she take with her? She doesn’t know. Dean, in a nice way, then encourages her to give it a go. She says she will, revealing they had a little cuddle last night.

3:46pm: Glenn is called to the diary room to make his choices on who should attend to which chores for the week ahead. He tells BB his choices, then goes outside to give the housemates the bad news. He tells Michael that he is the shopkeeper/chef. He doesn’t say anything, but if looks could kill! He tells Michelle that she is the kitchenhand. Perhaps she is never seen in the kitchen, because there is a roar of laughter. He tells them that he took the farmhand job for himself. Next he tells Tim that he’s the gardner, and that Kate is the housekeeper. Kate says “Thats it Glenn!”. He lastly informs Logan that he is the baker, and he seems fine with that. The housemates which chores go on and read aloud their responsibilities.

4:36pm: The housemates are sitting on the couch, watching a video on how to care for the animals. The animals will be kept in the games arena. Big Brother gives them an hour to see their new housemates. Kate loves them, but Geneva doesn’t really look like an animal person. Nelson talks to a little animal for a while. Before you know it though, Big Brother is calling them back to the house. Meanwhile, in the isolation room, the nurse is applying bandages to the other Logan so that he can be ready for a swap.

7:02pm: Logan is called to the diary room for a switch. The new Logan is caught up on all the info. Logan Greg asks where the reward room is. He is told. Also, he asks if Logan David is showering. Logan David says yeh in his speedo’s, however, Logan Greg tells David that he went nude with Dean the other day. After 3 minutes, Logan Greg rejoins his housemates.

12:30am: Several housemates, including Logan, are playing a game. Geneva tells Logan that he looks different today. Kate says that he must be pale from the glass incident. She asks him if he got any medication. He says “nah……I dunno, I got a tablet.” Cut to the break with a clip with all housemates being told by BB that some people lied to get into the house. BB goes on to say that he will ask each housemate a series of questions. All housemates must answer truthfully, and the answers will effect a housemates time in the house.

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Day 6 Uplate

Mike is riding a segway on the set to start Uplate tonight. Apparently Kate and Constance had a bit of an argument in the house earlier. Straight into the live action however, and we go to the sauna where Hotdogs and Kate are chatting. Kate is saying that if housemates did all the work to get into the house, why on earth would they want to leave. Hotdogs agrees, saying he’ll stay till he’s evicted. Hotdogs gets out of the sauna, and sees Tim and Gianna in the bathroom. They are talking about whether they are allowed to keep the Roman clothes. They are unsure, although Hotdogs thinks that BB will want them back. Gianna leaves, and Hotdogs wonders allowed to Tim whether he is allowed to take his microphone off if he is drying himself off. Tim says as long as you don’t talk.

Mike cuts in and tries to get through the first brainteaser. He doesn’t get that far before we are taken to the spa. Logan, Glenn, Angela, Michael, Geneva and Chrissie are in the spa. Dean and Nelson get out of the spa, and Dean gives us a flash. Mike cuts in very quickly to finally get the first teaser going. Back to the spa, Logan asks Geneva who she would take into the reward room if she could take 4 people. She firstly says Christie and Constance. Christie says “You would want to have sex with me?” Geneva says yeh, going on to say she thinks that Christie would ‘go alright.’ She says she would also pick Michelle and Logan. Logan picks his four. He says he wouldn’t take Michelle, that she just isn’t for him. He picks Glenn, Gianna, Geneva and finally Christie. Ang is a bit peeved because Logan referred to her as a sister type! Glenn makes up for it when he picks Logan, Angela, Michelle and Geneva. Christie and Logan suddenly start kissing. I didn’t even see a bottle going round, but there is. Christie says that Logan is a good kisser. Christie is next with Michael. Christie complains that he bit her lip. Mike interrupts to inform us that Christie has now kissed both Logan’s. Christie jumps back on Logan, and Logan goes down for a bit of boob action. Glenn gets out and goes to the toilet in the bushes. Big Brother asks Glenn if he would do that at home, and asks him to come to the diary room.

Mike cuts in with the clue. Logan pashes Angela, then he has to kiss Michael. Michael and Angela are next, followed by Angela and Christie. Angela says that Christie is a good kisser. Angela is next with Logan, and then Logan – Christie get another turn. Geneva wants to give Christie a go, and she finally gets her wish. Logan comes in and joins them for a bit of a three way. Glenn comes back, saying that BB asked him if he would do it at home. He says he told BB he would, cause he’s in the bush and that, and Big Brother accepted that and said no worries. Logan – Geneva get a turn at kissing as we head to the break.

12:10am: Brock wins the first thousand of the night. Back in the spa, LOgan and Christie go for it, followed by Logan and Angela. Hotdogs comes out to say hi and to find out what happened with Glenn. Glenn and Angela now hold the record for the longest pash. Glenn – Christie have a go, Christie – Logan and then Kate comes out to watch as well. She wants Glenn to sing her a song after sucking in some helium. He tries, but it doesn’t really work. Kate then explains that it wasn’t helium, and that she simply blew it up. Kate leaves. Logan pulls Christie’s bikini top off, then Christie makes him put it back on. Michael again kisses Christie, but Christie says that that one was a lot better. Comm break.

12:23am: Clue with Mike. The spa again is the place to be. Spicing it up a little now, going for a little bit of 3 way action. Michael gets Angela and Geneva to pleasure him. Logan gets helped out next by Angela and Christie, and Angela goes for the grope. Big Brother tells Nelson to put his mic on properly, and also for Dean to stop sitting on his mic. Glenn’s turn now with Christie and Geneva. He says that it was great, one of his mostr pleasent experiences. We are taken to the bedroom, where Hotdogs is saying that he doesn’t understand the fun in kissing people over and over. He says he must be getting old. Comm break.

12:36am: Suprise, we’re off to the spa again. Logan is saying that if he won the task, he would take agirl. He says “it’s the ultimate fantasy room.” Glenn says it’s totally made up for sex. However, they both say that even if they had known what the room looked like beforehand, they still would choose each other. Logan says it’s only Day 6, it’s not time for sex just yet. Logan says he’s definately going to sleep in the reward room. Glenn says he’ll probably stay in the normal bedroom, and that way each will get a full double bed to themselves. Angela says that she would take Glenn into the room. Logan is convinced that this game will occur weekly from here on in. Michael is on the phone and he wins a grand. Third game commences, and we go to a comm break.

12:49am: Brainteaser with the clue given. Back to the spa, they are talking about how everyone is playing the game, even if some don’t think they are. Logan says that he has told Glenn that one day he might have to vote for him, because it’s all a game. Angela and Michael both make mention that they aren’t voting out the threats at the start, and that they want to keep the people they like in the house. Big Big Brother (does this guy ever leave and go home?) says “This is Big Brother. All housemates in the spa to the diary room.” He adds, “Logan, please bring a copy of the housemate guidelines with you.” Clue is given with the teaser, and Mike sends us to a break.

1:02am: In the bedrom now. It seems the spa housemates have just come out of the diary room. They ask what happened, and Angela walks through the bedroom and says nothing. Hotdogs asks Constance to make a big deal over this, because he’s too scared too. Hotdogs asks Angela again what happened. She says that they were talking about people in the house, and then it crept too close to nomination talk. She says “I’ll tell you this, saying that you want to keep the people you like in the house, is going too far.” Naturally, Big Brother tells Angela to get to the living room immediately. Will the girl ever learn!? She sits down on the couch. As punishment, it seems they haven’t been fined, but been told to read the entire house rules out loud amongst themselves. Michael starts and we listen to him majorly speed reading for quite a while. Tammy from Tassie wins the third lot of cash for the night. The last one is kicked off. We go back to the bedroom, where the screen shows Michelle and Kate, but they are both silent. Comm break.

1:15am: Clue for the last cash is given. Mike then goes to a new Friday night feature. The top 8 plays of the week as such. At 3 is the Christie “Intellect” comment. Into the bedroom we go and Hotdogs and Dean are talking about movie trailer voice overs. Dean is pretty good at it, and Hotdogs is impressed. They go back to talking about TV jingles, which was mentioned a couple of nights ago. Dean says he isn’t comfortable wearing undies. Out on the couch, Logan has just started reading, but isn’t very good at it, and it’s passed to Angela fairly quickly, who flies through it. Comm break.

1:28am: The spa people have finished reading the lines, and are now in the sauna. Apart from Michael, who wants to talk to BB. Geneva reveals that she really liked the sauna game, but would have preferred Michael not been a part of it. Christie agrees. They decide to go back to the spa, but Angela gets lost on the way and never makes it out there. As soon as they are in, Logan says ‘spin the damn thing.’ They each have a pash but decide they need to spice it up more. They decide to play Truth or Dare, but are interrupted by Tim who is changing mic batteries. They talk about threesomes. Logan says he’s been involved in 3 or 4, but alway 2 girls and him. Greg is on the line and takes the last cash home. Back in the spa, talk has turned to drugs. Logan says he likes to do coke. Christie says she has never touched them. Mike interrupts again and reads some emails. Back in the spa, Christie reveals that she has only had sex with 4 guys, and has gone a year without it because she is waiting for the right guy. Mike cuts in again, again on a Segway, and at 1:47am rides off the set (and crashes), while Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 5 Uplate

Hi folks. On Thursday nights I’ll be taking you through Big Brother Uplate while Dave does the daily show and goes to bed at a reasonable time! I’m in Perth so the first 15 minutes has been cut off tonight’s show.

11.56pm – Constance is in the sauna talking about what she does on the toilet! Straining herself and stomping on the ground it seems. Gianna tells the story of one time at bandcamp when she was really constipated. The girls then talk about the toilet in the Big Brother house. They agree that they shouldn’t show the HMs going to the toilet on TV but if the guys are jerking off everyone should know about it. Apparently Dean was busted when going to the toilet this morning, but Constance doesn’t know if she should talk about it. She lets out that Dean saw something in the toilet – 3 Big Brother crew members. Has the secret door been revealed now? Well we will never know because the feed instantly cuts to the bedroom. Some housemates are lying around and being quiet. Michelle says her wisdom teeth are killing her because they are breaking through her gums. Hotdogs says his mouth is full – no teeth going in or out. Christie says she has a gap, and doesn’t know if she has her wisdom teeth in – Michelle reminds her you would know because having your wisdom teeth out requires an operation.

The next caller is very excited to get through, but Mike reminds her she could get it wrong! lol! He gets her to do some pashing over the phone for the $1000. The caller thinks Hotdogs is good looking and Angela is the girl with class. We’re now in the sauna with some of the girls. They are joking about the boys kissing in the spa the night before, and the audience thinking they’re all gay in the house. Gianna has had enough of the sauna and leaves. Kate asks Angela about kissing a girl – Angela has been with a girl before. Kate explains a period in her life of mass-weight loss. She doesn’t like skinny girls, but Angela and Constance both agree that she’s skinny. Kate is pushing over 75kg. The girls admire Constance’s cleavage: “there’s some serious tits there”. Constance exposes her nipples and asks the girls if they think they’re too big. The girls say they are a little big – Constance tells her nipples to go smaller, lol!

12.12am – Constance explains she gets annoyed when people suggest her and Nelson will fall for each other. Constance says there’s nothing there but he does remind her of all her friends outside the house. She is concerned Gretel will be asking her “is it love?” during her eviction. Angela is annoyed Dean isn’t being himself because he’s paranoid about everyone in the house. She says his stories about himself keep changing. Mike cuts into the feed to explain Constance lied about having a boyfriend when she entered the house. Also, the “Commodore 64” computers have crashed so no more SMS’s.

12.24am – Back in the sauna Angela is bitching about Gianna, and their previous confrontations in the house. Angela says today she sensed Gianna was left out, and every time she tried to talk to Gianna, Gianna wasn’t listening, only humouring Angela then leaving to talk to some one cuter. Kate says she knows she’s known as the competitive bitch and it takes time for her to relate. Angela says some competitive games tomorrow, like tennis maybe? Dean is now in the sauna with the girls. Angela says “oh god here we go” when Nelson enters. In the bedroom, Christie is talking about a wedgie in her “clucka”. She says she has a cameltoe and goes and hugs Geneva. Hotdogs goes on to sing the cameltoe song. Christie talks about spooning with a guy who was a lot bigger than her. Michelle and Hotdogs are lying and holding each other in bed. They are talking about deep relationships but the audio is low and it’s a little hard to follow. Meanwhile Christie doesn’t understand how the “doubled sided mirrors” let the cameras see them and exclaims there are so many handprints on them. She also wonders how many camera men are behind the wall. Hotdogs and Michelle are still talking about deep relationships, and living arrangements.

12.36am – The boys in the sauna (Dean and Nelson) are asking the girls if they photograph well. Angela really hates her Big Brother publicity photo, saying she had to fake smile. Constance practices fake smiling. Angela says Nelson’s photo looks like a church photo. They all agree Dean’s photo looks like a little boy. Dean exclaims its getting hot on the high raised step so they decide to add some water on the rocks. Constance says sometimes it gets too hard to breath in the sauna. Dean says tomorrow they are going to do synchronised swiming in the pool Simpsons-style. Dean has the sweats and pours Angela’s drinking water on him, much to Angela’s disgust. Nelson puts some of the steaming water on himself. Mike cuts in and decides to point out the body language with Hotdogs and Michelle. Mike says Hotdogs was sticking his chest out which means “I’m better than you”, and Michelle was twisting her hair which apparently means “I’m interested in you” – according to a Streets song Mike heard! Also their legs are intertwined and we all know what that means!

12.46am – The deep and meaningfuls continue between Hotdogs and Michelle. They are talking about past relationships. The conversation itself isn’t very solid and not easy to follow, but Hotdogs does a lot of stroking of Michelle’s hair and touching her face. Dean comes in and has a little chuckle about the two in bed. He goes on to try and find his underpants to wear to bed – but he can’t. They all discuss how Constance has been sweating out her bitchyness in the sauna and she asks everyone if they want to see her tits – they say no. Dean says her tits are half filled waterbombs, so she throws her brastrap at him. He says the strap smells. Meanwhile Nelson comes into the bedroom and Constance gives him a hug. She steals his apple for a few bites as a midnight snack. Nelson stands there naked for a few seconds and Constance tells him to put himself away. Mike Goldman comes on and exclaims “we just saw Willie Nelson!”. Cue tragic trumpet: wah wah waaah. Hotdogs is going to bed now, to the annoyance of Michelle and Dean, who are now lying next to each other.

12.57am – A lot of the HMs have come from the spa to the sauna. Logan David tells a story about how he waited 3 months for sex because he really liked a girl. He was 20 at the time. He says she’s now back with her ex-boyfriend who treats her really bad. Michael likes players but once you get a player it ruins their whole attractiveness. Kate exclaims her annoyance at some guys she thinks can be great for just a little fling but they always want more. Angela says Kate is more of a vixen the longer she’s in the house. More water is put on the stones and the boys on the top steam all squirm in the sudden heat, so much so that Angela needs to throw some water on Glenn. Tim and Logan hide under a towel. Glenn talks about spending a night in a spa drinking and how the hangover in the morning is so bad because you are dehydrated. Logan puts a whole lot of water on the stones and the sauna fills with steam. Tim and Glenn say it stings. The camera walls start to fog up and Angela needs to leave because of the heat. Kate loves it. Logan puts MORE water on the stones and Angela is pissed. They wonder if the sauna and spa is good for your health. Michael wants to know what noises the girls make when they orgasm. Angela says she’s loud but Kate doesn’t want to talk about it. Logan is in the bathroom watching the housemates in the sauna through a little window, not sure why. Tim jokes that he always says “go Timmy go” when he orgasms. Michael says he screams “oooooaaargh”. And just to be inconvenient, Mike Goldman jumps in right as they are making orgasm noises.

1.12am – Michael is talking about a time where he was really bad in bed, like a rabbit. Gianna is at the door and Michael asks her why her nipples are always so hard: she is cold. Gianna and Logan are in the bathroom getting ready for bed. Tim goes for a shower and gets a shock when the water comes out freezing cold. Gianna says uncut is on tonight and jokes about everyone seeing Logan kissing other guys on TV – except it wasn’t that Logan! In the bedroom the girls are talking about if Nelson left the Big Brother house (his own choice). They say if they walk out they get no prizes. If Dean run a reality TV show and some one walked out, he wouldn’t give them prizes. Christie wonders if they are doing well in the ratings. They all agree they are – and go through a list of all the TV worthy elements that have happened so far (including lots of swearing and crying). Christie is a little clued in and says Uncut doesn’t start for 2 weeks. Gianna says the whole thing is Uncut and some one suggests they take the show to an R rating instead of G. They start talking about people who watch the show religiously (lol, not me!). They agree its cool people are so obsessed about them. Nelson starts talking about how weird it was walking up the walkway at the launch and having people grabbing him and screaming at him.

1.25am – Lots of conversations crossing over in the bedroom – but whats this!?… Hotdogs is having another deep and meaningful… with Geneva! She notices something disgusting on Hotdog’s back that looks like paint. She goes to scratch it off while Hotdogs enjoys the contact. Hotdogs says he wishes Constance was clean in the house. Christie is demonstrating a dance she made with a friend when she was 17 called the ‘peacock dance’. Logan and Glenn are continuing their pillow fight amid loud burps. Logan’s pants match the bedding, according to Angela. Gianna is teaching Tim to pole dance while Christie watches. He’s having a few problems with his feet and goes to get socks to make it easier. While he’s gone Gianna and Christie spin around the pole and try to catch each other’s asses. Gianna pulls a wedgy out of her butt right infront of the camera. The girls go on to do various dances on the dance floor – Irish etc. Gianna hasn’t got a bra on so things are bouncing all over the place. Gianna starts singing “I touch myself” while doing a sexy strut. In the bedroom Kate is talking to Logan about having a sex in a sauna – Logan hasn’t done it. He likes to move around a lot, stand up etc. in different positions. Kate and Glenn are playing footsies on the bed. Logan tells them a story about a fight he had with girls in a club/pub. Mike Goldman wraps it up, but before we go we hear Gianna say “next week I think I’ll pull out that little outfit”. At 1.42am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 5

12.35pm – Housemates are only just getting up after the birthday night celebrations. Nelson and Glenn are both exclaiming a good night happened and debate whether it’s the afternoon yet. Later, Big Brother tells Nelson no one is to prepare food until the windows in the house are cleaned. In the isolation room Logan David is up and cooking himself some breakfast. Logan-Greg and Dean are showering nude. They exchange a few short sentences about sleeping well but nothing too casual – it is two straight guys naked in the same room after all! My high definition computer capture card reveals Logan very quickly glimpsing at Dean’s package before getting into the shower. Dean does the same while Logan walks into the shower holding is private bits, nervously looking at the bathroom door to see if anyone is coming in. Mike reminds us that Logan David doesn’t shower nude.

Meanwhile Christie and Gianna are in the kitchen wanting to cook when Nelson tells them they have to wait until windows are cleaned. Gianna doesn’t know whether to believe Nelson so he just says “go crazy then”. Nelson is immediately called to the diary room with a little gasp from Christie. Nelson is asked why the other housemates are preparing food. Nelson says “I don’t know whether it’s their arrogance or their stupidity, it’s one or the other”.

Christie and Gianna are eating outside, when Nelson comes out of the diary room saying “Big Brother suggests I pass on the information more effectively so fuck off out of the kitchen”. By this time it is Constance and Geneva in the ktichen so they don’t know what he’s talking about. Outside Logan and Glenn are talking about last night. Gianna and Christie are now in the bedroom talking about how some of the guys are getting bitchy – using Nelson earlier as an example. Logan goes to the toilet and notices the red light flashing to tell him there will be a switch. Logan David is brought in to a secret room adjacent the toilet where they exchange information about last night’s party.

Gianna and Christie are explaining how wrapped they are at getting into the BB house. Christie says to take every day as it comes. When Logan emerges, Gianna mentions “the two of you in there at the same time” much to the surprise of Logan David, but she’s actually talking about Nelson being in the other toilet at the same time. She says that it must have been smelly in there because Logan closed the door.

BREAK

2.57pm – Tim and Kate are on bed and Tim’s explaining how great and gorgeous she is. Mike tells us in the survey conducted by Big Brother earlier, Tim voted Kate as the HM he would most like to kiss. The two are talking about getting engaged (jokingly). Kate wants a special engagement. Tim agrees and says they can’t rush into it because it smacks of the alcohol left over from last night. Kate says he’s now spoiled it brining the drinking into it. Kate says people propose to her all the time then sober up and take it back. She leaves the bedroom.

All houseamates are called to the bedroom to watch an instructional video about riding the Segway transporters for Friday night’s task (which is the day after). They all get strapped up with safety gear and take turns riding the Segways. Hotdogs needs a little help from Michael while Nelson speeds around the place. Michelle is getting coaching from Geneva. Gianna says Nelson is on them all the time and calls for him to get off and let another person have a go. Meanwhile Nelson is reversing all over the place. Glenn starts speeding around corners on the grass and causes a Segway pileup with Hotdogs and Tim.

Gianna is very annoyed now and tells Nelson to get off and let some one else have a go. He tells her to go fuck herself. Gianna is telling other housemates who haven’t had a go yet they should be taking Nelson’s place, but Nelson has raced off again.

6.47pm – Logan David goes to the diary room for housekeeping matters, but stays to talk about the housemates. He says it’s really amazing the fights that go on when you spend 12 hours away from the house. He says his strategy should be more layed back from now on. He’s confident and wants to do the swaps for two weeks.

BREAK

7.37pm – All housemates to the lounge. They are now being tested on the task. Kate is asked which housemate Hotdogs thinks is the best looking. She answers Michelle, which is correct. Gianna is considered by other housemates to be the most flirtatious. Michael is asked which housemate is considered the laziest. It is Constance, correct answer. Hotdogs is asked which housemate is considered most kissable – A. Logan B. Michelle, C. Dean. Hotdogs adds another answer D. Hotdogs. He answers Dean but the correct answer is Logan. Big Brother will get back to the housemates with the results. Afterwards Kate asks Logan about his showering habits. He says he doesn’t mind some people seeing you nude but not the whole of Australia. Logan says his sisters told him to not shower naked.

Gianna goes to the diary room to vent to Big Brother. Teary eyed, she says she’s feeling very disjoined from the rest of the group. She says she treats everyone how she wants to be treated and feels angry. The people in the house don’t know her and make quick judgements. She goes on to explain she doesn’t get along with Nelson, Constance and Angela – she knows it’s a game but you can have a fun game. After her diary room visit, Gianna goes to the bathroom to wash her face. Christie comes in to see how she is and gets a hug out of her. Gianna insists she is alright, and explains her feelings a little. Christie says she understands. At some very bad timing Constance walks into the bathroom laughing with Angela, then goes to see if Gianna is ok. Constance says she knows part of the reason Gianna is upset is because of her. They are soon joined by Michelle who gives Gianna a big hug.

Note: tonight’s episode isn’t in chronological order

11.21pm – Kate and Tim are playing in the kitchen hitting each other with tea towels. Logan says she is giggling like a school girl in love and calls for Tim to “whip her ass!”. They end up wrestling on the ground and Tim needs to pull Kate and her mic up.

BREAK

10.13pm – Some of the housemates are inside while the majority are in the spa (mainly the boys). Big Brother announces the results of their task: they passed. Everyone inside jumps like a Toyota commercial while everyone in the spa jumps up and high fives each other and cheer “we eat good”. Christie goes to get into the spa, but not before Big Brother warns her not to go into the spa with her microphone. Christie then turns to put her microphone on a table but forgets where the steps are, falls and lands on her ass. An annoyed Christie throws her towel in anger on the wet floor, soaking it. All the housemates have a good laugh and pull her into the spa and give her hugs.

11.07pm – Geneva and Angela are now in the sauna. Geneva wanted to know what was wrong with Gianna. Angela explains her feeling left out, but Geneva says she just fucked off people today. Angela explains she likes Michelle better than Gianna now, a contrast to Geneva. Kate is in the middle of a sentence bitching about Gianna when Gianna walks into the sauna! Kate quickly changes the sentence and Gianna is none the wiser. They go on talking about Michelle. Kate says it’s especially hard because they are living on each other.

In the bedroom Hotdogs and Christie are discussing housemates. Hotdogs says Tim is the rock in the house – the strong person that would hold things together. He doesn’t get emotionally involved with anything.

Michelle and Constance are now in the sauna and Angela asks Kate if she has a thing for Kate. Kate says she’s not attracted to him whatsoever but he’s a great guy.

12.13am – Hotdogs asks Christie if she is looking for love – she is. Hotdogs says with the time they’ve spent in the house he could fall in love. Michelle says there is one person for Christie – Logan. In the isolation room Logan greg is doing some exercises.

3.02am – Gianna, Christie and Logan David are all in a bed massaging each other, and Christie asks Logan about love. Logan says he falls in love quickly – he’s a sucker for it. He doesn’t want anyone too identical (lol), he wants some one who will clash. Christie asks if he is attracted to anyone – but Logan won’t answer that yet. He says he doesn’t know he’s only been there 6 days.

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Day 4 Uplate

I missed the start! It’s just past 12:30am when I finally get home from work, but about 12:45am before I really start concentrating on the action of the TV. I did notice that they had the results of the ‘bum’ task revealed by BB – apparently they were split into 2 teams? Anyway, the both got 5 right, and thus have to share the prize – 7 ice creams. I remember Kate barking instructions about how everyone had to share. Once I sit down properly, Hotdogs is talking to Kate. However, just as I might be starting to get the gist of it, Mike comes on with the teasers. Back to the convo now, and Hotdogs is saying nothing now to Kate, but does say that Logan and someone should kiss again (apparently 2 guys kissed in the spa tonight). Gianna comes over and sits next to Logan now, and for the next two minutes the camera’s are trained on them, even though they are saying nothing and other people are obviously talking. Gianna decides finally to head to the bedroom. Logan looks like he is doing the same, but he is doing it damn slowly. In the bedrom now we have Hotdogs, Logan, Gianna, Tim and Christie. More people start to filter in, but Mike throws us to a break too quickly.

12:58am: Nevile wins the first $1000. Second teaser started. Dean & Hotdogs are having a little wrestle with each other upon returning to the bedroom. Tim is trying to fall asleep over in the corner. Someone asks when the next bday is. Someone else answers that it’s Kate’s next week. Hotdogs tell’s Constance she should bond with the girls. Constance tells him where to go. Nelson presuades Constance and Hotdogs to go back out to the living room, where some people are trying to clean up the mess from the party. Back to the bedroom, Glenn and Logan are talking about the guy-guy kiss that Logan had with someone (Michael? I don’t know)Logan is trying to justify it by saying they wouldn’t have seen any girl-girl action unless he acted. LOgan wonders whether they should go and help clean up, but Glenn says to stay in the bedroom. Comm break.

1:11am: Mike reads some emails and gives the teaser with the clue. Hotdogs is talking to Angela. He says that he thinks he has got to the stage where he can have an argument with her. In a roundabout way, he’s saying he respects her and thus, cares enough to have an argument with her. He says he also thinks he could have an argument with Kate. He says Kate and himself are so different, but there is a connection there. Hotdogs says that Logan isn’t at that stage yet. Angela again makes mention that she can’t get close to Logan at all. Hotdogs tells Angela about earlier when Constance and Geneva interrupted Hotdogs when he was saying something and thought he was opening up to the group. At this time, Geneva hands Hotdogs the rubbish. He realises too late what he has to do – take the rubbish out. The problem; it’s raining. Hotdogs makes mention to Ange that Geneva is missing her sister badly. Ang agrees. Constance comes over and says that she has never attended a party where they clean up the same night. Hotdogs says to Constance that he’s going to go up to the kitchen, get one dish, and put it away as his contribution. And he does just that. Mike, teaser, clue, comm break.

1:26am: Back into the bedroom now. Logan is talking to Kate and Glenn. I think they are still talking about the kiss. Kate says that she has somehow missed the big sex conversations. She says she is pleased by this. Logan fires back that she didn’t miss the action tonight (apparently she was involved in a pash with another girl). Hotdogs and Nelson come into the room. Hotdogs makes mention that because he’s at the stage where he doesn’t care what he says anymore, he’s going to get into heaps of trouble when he finally exits the compound. Michelle climbs onto Logan’s bed. Out in the kitchen, they are still cleaning away. Nicole wins the second $1000, and we go to a comm break.

1:38am: Kitchen again. Michael, Geneva, Angela, Dean & Tim still there cleaning away. They are singing songs, so we are quickly switched to the bedroom. Hotdogs is telling Nelson and Constance that he went oversea’s for 6 months just to get away, got back, got his head together and got into real estate with LJ Hooker. He says he is a true professional at work. Head back to the kitchen where Angela and Geneva seem to be having a disagreement over something, and Geneva storms off to the bedroom. Think we came in a bit late there. Comm break.

1:51am: Nelson tries to fart on Constance’s head. He doesn’t quite get it though. They al start singing again, so away the camera goes. We cut to the couch where Michael, Tim and Angela are chatting. Michaels says he is missing a specific person cause he used to talk to them everyday. Tim says he is missing reading a book. No books at all this year. He says he understands why, but he is just missing not being able to read for an hour or so a day. Geneva is in the middle of Constance and Nelson now. The two girls are talking about who should help with the cleaning up. Mike cuts in though, Tarney wins the third lot of cash, and we have another comm break.

2:04am: Clue for teaser. Same three in the living room still. Tim is talking about tattoo’s and if people put a lot of thought into them, they can be great. Angela obviously isn’t a fan of them though. Michael makes mention he has no space in this place. He then asks the other two if they think Gianna is constantly looking at herself in the mirror. Angela says she has already tried telling her. Angela is unsure whether the girl is a bit clueless or whether she acts dumb. They start talking about drugs, speed in particular. Angela says she has never done them. Michael tells her she isn’t missing much. Ang says she knows. Tim makes mention that he doesn’t anymore. There is a lot of beeping through this, although they seem to bleep the wrong parts. BB decides to cut from that, and heads to the bedroom. But they are singing. Back out to the couch where they are still talking drugs, so Mike throws us to the break.

2:17am: Uplate update. On the couch now are Nelson and Michael. They are discussing whether if pushed hard enough, whether or not BB would go back on his word (prime example the no suitcase for Constance.) Nelson says his fave is Deano. Angela doesn’t think everyone is playing the game. Nelson explains that everyone, whether trying or not, is playing a game. Ang says Constance is being herself. Nelson says that in effect is her gameplan as such. Nelson just doesn’t like it when people stop themselves from saying something. Mike cuts in, Ben wins the last cash. Throws us back to the house till time is up. Christie runs out and asks what the theme to Full House is. Tim starts singing one, gets to the end, and realises it’s the Golden Girls one. At 2:33am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Dave

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