Day 80 Uplate

11:38pm: Max and the other new guy are unpacking it seems. Everyone seems to be awake, but lying down on beds etc. Max shows the girls his aftershave. It seems Dave and Darren are out in the kitchen. Cut to Mike. Anyway, into the bedroom. Camilla is explaining an experience she had in the punishment room or something. The new guys laugh. Camilla tells the guys that she had an argument with Dave before. She explains she loves him heaps, but she can’t live with him. Outside in the gym, it seems Darren and Dave are by themselves. Darren is doing some weights. Back to the bedroom. Claire says they should have pancakes again this week. Camilla says that she is getting sick of them. The girls continue to tell the guys about the stuff they eat in here. Krystal says she had a couple of arguments with Anna and Michael, but she hasn’t had any for a while. She says she cries at silly things and not over arguments. Mike cuts back in. Clip package of Max. Back into the bedroom where Jamie and Claire are whispering to each other, Claire saying that when she got new batteries BB asked her what she thought of the new housemates. Jamie says that he might go and talk to BB right now. Comm break.

11:53pm: Back into the bedroom. Both guys are just lying on their beds as the girls fill them in about the other bedroom and how it all started. Krystal says that when she meets new people she gets a weak bladder. She says she’ll get to the eviction stage and have to go to the toilet. The guys wonder if they see Gretel on the screen, the girls tell them they do, and Camilla tells them that the nominees go into the diary room to chat to Gretel on eviction. Darren walks in and goes to the bathroom hardly saying anything. Camilla says that she thinks he is a bit peeved, as he was the new kid on the block up until tonight. Dave comes into the bedroom too, and explains the kind of workout he is doing at the moment in the gym. Camilla says she needs to do a massive session tomorrow. Dave and Darren are back in the bedroom now. Dave seems worn out after his workout. Cut to clip package of the other new housemate. Jamie re-enters the bedroom after a big diary entry. Krystal tells the guys never to call BB mate or Big Bro or anything like that, it always has to be Big Brother. Comm break.

12:10am: Claire says she is tired. They think they might get to sleep soon. Someone realises that BB has always said Happy Birthday to other housemates, so he’ll no doubt say it to Krystal tonight. One of the guys asks if they can sleep on the floor. The others tell him they can’t because it’s against the rules. Chris is out the back kicking a soccer ball with Jamie. They are talking about how they both used to play soccer. They continue to play while chatting away about positions they played. Chris says he is excited about FNL. Jamie says it should be a good day tomorrow with Krystal’s birthday. Jamie tells Chris about the soccer task they had a few weeks ago. Comm break.

12:26am: Still in the backyard with Chris and Jamie. Jamie says that you get into such a routine in the house. He says he didn’t use to get up until 2 or 3 in the arvo. Jamie wonders if Chris just works in a bar, and he says yeh. He didn’t go to uni. A sound occurs and everyone has to get into their pirate uniform and run out to the boat in the backyard. Claire is the person in charge and is yelling and screaming. They all finally gather on the boat, which is right where the spa is. One of them had problems getting onto the boat, and they might have missed their time on this occassion. They stand there for ages. It seems that BB must dismiss them. LOL. Claire is singing “Mary Had a Little Lamb” from last night. Big Brother finally dismisses the housemates from the pirate ship. Actually no, they are still there. Someone is humming the tune to the nursery rhyme now. Now all the girls start singing it, and Jamie joins in. Comm break with the housemates still on the ‘ship’.

12:44am: Housemates still on the ‘ship’ outside. Just doing pirate voices, nothing overly exciting. They are talking about all the girls who have left, Krystal forgetting Jade completely. Chris tells the others what he told Jamie before, about how he is really looking forward to FNL. David says it reminds him so much of It’s A Knockout. Big Brother finally tells the pirates they can stand down. All are relived. Krystal keeps saying it’s here birthday. Jamie wishes her a happy birthday. They decide to wait for the ‘official announcement’ though. Comm break.

12:58am: Darren and Dave are in the gym again. They talk about doing some sprints. Dave tells him he can go first because he’s younger. Darrem starts doing sprints across the backyard as Dave counts for him. Into the bedroom we go. Krystal tells the new guys about how she saw the tiger show from winning FNL. She tells the guys about how a few have won trips oversea’s as well. Back to the backyard. Darren has stopped. Back to the bedroom. Krystal says that Katie won a scooter. One of the new guys wonder if BB will make them do the task again tonight. Jamie says they can do it whenever they want. Mary little lamb starts up again. Comm break!

1:15am: Bedroom now. One of the new guys say they are going to do some training tomorrow in the gym. The other one has never done weights, but might start tomorrow. Krystal talks about aerobics sessions. The housemates want the lights out, but BB hasn’t even wished Krystal a Happy Birthday yet. Nothing much happens, I think I actually tuned out lol. Comm break.

1:29am: Darren, Dave and one of the new guys are talking. Darren says that you shouldn’t feel embarassed to say anything in the house. Dave wants to learn more from …I’ve no idea which one it is! He says he’s got a brother and sister, and his longest relationship has been 10 months. He moved out at 18, and had his own place from 18-20. It’s Chris by the way. He wants to get out of his job and go back to studying. His parents are still together. Darren says that Chris is actually sitting in his seat or something. Back into the bedroom. Camilla has sore nipples or something. Comm break.

1:45am: Back in the bedroom. Camilla is saying that talking and bitching in the diary room is not part of everyone’s nature, but sometimes you just have too. Camilla says that most aren’t playing the game they are simply a part of the game. Jamie is doing impersonations of BB telling Krystal “Happy Birthday.” Chris outside says he likes all the girls in here. He says he would love to have a couple of weddings in his life. Comm break.

1:56am: Darren and Dave in the kitchen. Darren says that Krystal is taken, Claire is like a sister and Camilla is Camilla. Both new housemates are in the kitchen now. chris says he is always up late. Dave says that’ll soon change, you get no sleep in this place. Big Brother finally wishes Krystal a happy birthday. He really dragged it out too. But finally it’s done. Lots of screams and laughs as everyone hugs her and wishes her a happy bday. Lights are out now, and the newies are a bit lost in the bedroom. The new guys are going into the sauna or something. All the oldies are almost in bed ready for sleep. One of the new guys say that they have to put a movie on for K’s bday. At 2:04am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 79 Uplate

11:19am: Jamie is singing “Mary had a little lamb” over and over in the punishment room for singing commercial music. Everyone else is in bed, getting ready for bed. Camilla and Claire have kept Jamie company for a little bit. You can even here it from the bedroom, and all the housemates are doing in the bedroom is listening and talking about Jamie’s singing. And it just keeps going and going. Nothing exciting happening at all. Comm break.

11:37am: Jamie is still singing. We cut to the bedroom a few minutes later. Silence in there. Lights are still on, and you can clearly hear Jamie singing. Big Brother finally tells Jamie that is all, and that he is free to leave. Jamie thanks Big Brother. The housemates are even excited as well. The bedroom starts talking about a car or something. Jamie comes into the bedroom and everyone congratulates him on a job well done. They really think he sounded really god. Oh dear. Anyway, housemates settle down to sleep. Mike talks to Perry on the couch. Comm break.

11:54am: Krystal is talking to Jamie. Someone calls him the new John. Darren seems to have just woken up, and so they tell about Jamie having been in the punishment room. Back to Mike and Perry, comm break.

12:07am: Lights are on, but it seems all housemates have settled down to go to sleep. Comm break.

12:38am: Silence in the bedroom, lights are still on. After a while, Uplate update. Comm break.

12:52am: Lights are out at least now. We had a loony caller win the $1000, was kinda funny. Comm break.

At 1:46am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 74 Uplate

11:28pm: I join a bit late. Apparently David is in the diary room asking BB to leave. This was fueled by an argument with Perry in which David exclaimed he didn’t want to play the game any longer and threw, or as Perry has stated, ripped off his microphone. Krystal is reassuring Perry and just talking over in the incident with her. Claire is sitting on the couch looking a bit stunned, saying she has never seen this side of David. Perry is saying that it’s not in her character to make someone else look bad. Krystal says that she understands her intentions and not to worry. Krystal starts a made up song. Comm break.

11:33pm: Camilla and Darren are having a shower after a sauna. Jamie has entered the kitchen, but not saying much. Perry says that she hopes David is alright. Krystal says she feels for David but she seems not concerned at all that David might well be leaving. She thinks that the guy has born it on himself. Perry seems to agree. Krystal says that she would’ve taken the news that David thinks that she is playing the game had he told her on her own, and not at the table. Krystal wonders if anyone heard that fart, but they say they didn’t. BB tells housemates that their are batteries in the dumbwaiter in the bedroom. No one heard it, so he does it again. Krystal seems very excited that they are getting batteries in a slightly different way. Housemates change their batteries. Comm break.

11:53pm: Jamie is talking about a girlfriend he used to have, and he starts talking about his first ever kiss with a girl. Mike cuts back in. We return to Perry saying she can’t sleep. Krystal spirts out “I always wipe my bum no matter what”. Perry and someone else are talking about David in the diary room and BB beeps it all out. She again says she is really worried about him. Camilla says that she thinks he’s been sensitive the past couple of weeks. Comm break.

12:05am: Krystal and Camilla are chatting about nothing. Darren says he’s not a big fan of Kettle chips. Almost everyone else sticks up for them. Perry repeats that she is concerned for David, and she is sad for him being sad. Perry says she didn’t mean to get him worked up. She says she gave him the option of talking about it later, not immediately. Camilla says that he walked away from a convo with her yesterday. Camilla and Perry continue to talk about previous times Dave has had a weird reaction to something. Camilla says she is tired. Perry wants to go and talk to BB, but she can’t. Comm break.

12:24am: Camilla is saying that Krystal got a conversation she has wanted to come out for a while to come out tonight, so she should forgo her right to seem a little sad. Krystal wonders what Gaelan is doing. Jamie reckons that Katie would be off doing little promo gigs. Jamie reckons she would still be doing that stuff, even though they say it’s been a month (no way it’s been a month!?) Perry tries to get to sleep, and there are goodnight calls all round. Perry hopes that BB doesn’t wake them up too early. Seems everyone is in bed. Jamie seems really awake humming, whistling and singing tunes out. Jamie still whistling. God that would be annoying. Comm break.

12:36am: Basically silence in the bedroom. Jamie says it’s sleepy time. Darren tells Jamie that he just looked in the mirror. Jamie says he does it all the time! Jamie says he’s going to sleep now. Silence. David is in the kitchen. Darren comes out, and he sees him. He wonders if he is alright. Darren tells him the lights are still on. He goes into the bedroom. Perry gives him a hug. Dave says he really needs to go to the bathroom. Dave apologises. As Dave goes to the toilet and stays in the bathroom, Perry thanks the three of them (Cami, Jamie and Krystal) for their support today. Silence again. Comm break.

Nothing more is shown of the house, and at 1:44am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Day 73 Uplate

11:36pm: Camilla and Jamie are in the spa again. Camilla is complaining about Perry, who asked Krystal how evictions worked. Dave comes out and wonders what the words to the song “Gummi Bears” is. Camilla and Jamie help him out quite quickly, but Mike cuts away. When we rejoin Dave is heading inside, and the other two are left in the spa. Taking about how long they’ve been here for. Jamie says that he wanted to last long enough to be remembered. Camilla says she just didn’t want to be the first one home. Camilla says that everyone who got in here really wanted to make it onto the show, which she says is good. Cut to the kitchen. Perry is talking to Dave. Perry says he needs to accept himself for who he is. Perry tells Claire that she paid $7500 for her breasts. Perry says she had a great doctor. Comm break.

11:50pm: Perry is talking to Camilla saying that she reminds her of herself at a young age. Camilla says she has a high tolerance level, but if she feels someone has gone too far she doesn’t care how they feel afterwards and she is happy to attack that person. Jamie is in the spa still but not really talking. Camilla says that Jamie is going to win Friday Night Games this week. Camilla wants to go in with Jamie, seems they might have made a pact. Perry says that Camilla talks her language. Perry thinks she needs to tone her swearing down. Perry thinks that Jamie doesn’t swear too much. Big Brother calls Claire to the diary room. Camilla says she hasn’t worried about what she has been eating in the house, she has treated it as a holiday. Camilla says that she has eaten way more chocolate than normal being in the house. Claire comes out with batteries for them. Claire says now they’ve done a battery change she’ll head to bed, thinking the lights will be out soon. Camilla and Jamie exit the spa and wonder if Jamie has to put a lid on the spa. Jamie doesn’t have a microphone, so shrugs his shoulders meaning he doesn’t know. Comm break.

12:07am: Darren and David are talking about Dave’s farm. David says he has 2000 sheep. Darren wonders if that is big in the farming world. He says it’s sizable. He says that he started with 70 and has grown it up. Dave explains how you can tell if an animal is sick. Talk about organic products now. Darren says it would be good to harvest kangaroos. Jamie and Perry are talking in the kitchen, and both convos are going at once, making it quite hard. Mike cuts in, then we return. Camilla is talking to Krystal in the bedroom, about some cosmetics she is using or something. Comm break.

12:23am: David is talking about farming things, but Perry starts talking about cutting up chickens from a chicken shop before long. They talk about how you have to let chickens die and the blood drain out of them before cutting them up. Mike plays around with the BB website for a while. Back to the bedroom and Camilla and Krystal. Krystal says they are using too much toilet paper. Camilla says she is a bit allergic to everyone today. Mike cuts in for a few secs. We cut to the living room now. They are talking about hot air balloons now. Jamie starts asking Dave questions about France and England and wars. Darren joins in a bit. They wonder when Pearl Harbour was after a bit. Mike cuts in because he seems bored.

12:42am: Into the bedroom now. Krystal and Camilla are in bed, Jamie is lying on a bed next to them, reciting words from songs. Jamie is talking about a band which made a song about John Howard. Jamie says that he thinks it isn’t up to John Howard to say sorry to the Aborigines though. Krystal changes the subject to Rove’s pleas to get John Howard on his show, where they ended up pleading to him outside his Sydney residence. Jamie says that he thinks that Howard was disgraced this time last year by Australian youth. Krystal doesn’t know what he is talking about. Jamie implies he is talking about this show. Jamie says he really wants to go to sleep but he is turning out to be a night person and he has too much energy. Camilla thinks they are bonding, saying that she looks over to him and she can feel what he is feeling. Perry comes in and does a couple of exercises. Jamie starts talking about world wars again. Comm break.

My software stuffed up at this point, apologies. Check back in 6 months and I should have completed it from another source.

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Day 72 Uplate

11:32pm: Camilla and Jamie are in the spa. Camilla is saying she is so lucky having been in this house for so long, she has lived her dream. Camilla says that she’ll go back to Melbourne and it’ll be freezing. Jamie says that he thought he would be picked to go into the house from mid March. Darren comes out to join them as he has the batteries. Mike cuts in for an uplate update. Back outside now. Jamie and Camilla both agree that there is so much stuff they want to talk about but can’t because there are in the house. Camilla says that Krystal seemed really upset last night about something but she couldn’t go into it because they we’re in the BB house. They talk about how Katie was always concerned about Jamie and his feelings for Katie. Camilla says she used to tell Katie to stress less and just enjoy the time. She says to Jamie who cares if they don’t end up together forever and ever. Comm break.

11:58pm: Camilla and Jamie are still out at the spa. Talking about Katie, but we’re taken to the bedroom quickly. Claire says that Darren shouldn’t feel embarassed sleeping with Claire or something. That lasted 5 seconds before Mike cuts back to the studio to talk to Gaelan. Comm break.

12:09am: Dave, Darren and Claire talking in the bedroom. Darren and Claire talking about an author of a book about Gorilla’s. So exciting! And the chat keeps going and going. Dave, lying on Claire’s bed, seems to have fallen asleep. Mike cuts us to the backyard thankfully. Camilla and Jamie are talking about Dino. Jamie says he admired him. Camilla says that he perhaps said some things he didn’t think about and it caused a few ill feelings towards him, but she says everyone does that. Back into the bedroom. Talking about national parks and coastline now. Comm break.

12:27am: Claire is talking to Darren about her past relationships. She says that she broke up with someone because she wanted to go to Borneo and he didn’t. She says that when she returned he was really jealous that she actually went without him etc. Comm break.

12:43am: Back to the spa. Camilla tells Jamie about a fight she had with Perry a few days ago. Mike cuts in quickly again. Comm break.

12:55am: Perry has woken up and goes to the bathroom. Claire and Darren are still talking about environmental things. Claire is explaining a past job I think. And then she goes onto talk about animal fecies. Back out to the spa. Camilla tells Jamie about an argument she had with Rob when he was still in the house. Camilla says that he is awesome though, and Jamie says he was fine, agreeing. Camilla says that Rob was bitching about Jamie to her once and she had to tell him to stop because he was her friend as well. Comm break again.

1:06am: Darren and Claire are still having the same, most boring conversation I’ve ever listened to. They are talking about birds now. Darren says that Claire is a pretty bird. Cut out to the spa. Camilla says that she could live with the people in the house for years. Jamie agrees. Camilla says that Dave and her agree that they could be best friends but never live together. They talk about Claire, and Camilla says she is so happy to have the 2 other girls who she actually really does like. Comm break.

1:21am: Jamie and Camilla get out of the pool now. Camilla wonders who groundskeeper is. Jamie says he is. He says he’ll sit in the sauna for a bit then come back out and clean it up. They are freezing. Camilla doesn’t think anyone will be up. They head through the bedroom and end up in the bathroom. Jamie gets in the sauna. Camilla says to herself she stayed in the water for too long. Jamie gets out of the sauna very quickly. Head to the bedroom. Claire says shes never really had a nickname. She doesn’t think that Claire Bear is a nickname. Dave wakes up kind off and rolls over to his side of the bed. Claire trys to get him to believe he had to go to the punishment room. He doesn’t bite and falls back to sleep! Darren resumes his chat with Claire. Jamie walks in later and they talk about how Big Brother’s voice changes when he gets angry. They talk about BB’s nomination voice. Claire says she doesn’t want to talk about the nominations. Darren and Claire resume their convo. Mike cuts in. Comm break.

1:39am: Lights are out. Claire and Darren still talking though. They say they will head to bed now and continue the talk in the morning. Darren says they have to pay Dave out. Claire agrees, telling him to remind her. Jamie says goodnight to them, as he leaves the bedroom, saying that he must clean up outside being the groundskeeper. Back to Mike, later Jamie has returned to the bedroom. He tells Darren that it’s pretty cold. He says he’ll sleep with Camilla because he has wet hair? Comm break now.

1:52am: Camilla and Jamie are chatting in the bathroom. Jamie is sitting on the seat brushing his teeth. Jamie is talking about a uni subject he attended or something. He says he hated a lecturer and the lecturer hated him as well. They talk about how each of them aren’t huge cleaners. Jamie says that Dino was a very clean guy. Camilla wonders what he would be up to. They talk about how the weather is pretty good up on the Gold Coast. Jamie says that people watching would’ve got to know Camilla much more in the past few weeks. Jamie wonders why if the audience is young females as he thinks it is, why Gaelan was evicted. Camilla says that perhaps he was too nice. At 2:03am, Dreamworld says goodnight.

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Transcript of the turkey slap

Housemates are settling down to sleep. Darren mentions the words “naughty arrow.” Gaelan repeats these words before Camilla says “I’d like you to put your naughty arrow near me.” Gaelan makes reference to the movie Mr and Mrs Smith.

Camilla says “There was one PE teacher that always use to keep me behind.” Camilla goes onto tell the housemates that a few girls were always asked to stay behind and it was pretty obvious what the teacher wanted to do. Camilla says the teacher was in his early 20’s. Camilla says he was hot.

At this moment John and Ashley, sleeping across from Camilla and Darren, tell Camilla to come over to them. She gets out of bed and says “What are you doing? You’re not going to fart on me are you?” Ashley says, “No. Better.”

Camilla climbs onto the bed and again asks whats going on. They are all laughing and Ashley again says nothing. John tells Camilla to “Lie down and shut your eyes.” Ashley repeats the sentence. Camilla says “Why? You’re not going to turkey slap me are you?” Ashley says “No”. Camilla says “You are you liars. Let me in”. She climbs into the bed. Camilla says “I’ll hurt you if you do.”

As soon as she is fully down in the bed, John puts his arms around her to keep her down. He tells Ashley to “Go. Turkey slap her.” Ashley gets on his knees, pulls down his pants, grabs his penis and slaps Camilla’s head with it. Ashley and John laugh. Camilla says “Hey, you little shit”. Camilla half sits up in the bed and informs the rest of the bedroom “I just got turkey slapped.” Camilla lies back down in the bed saying “You guys are mean to me.” Ashley says “It was funny though.” Camilla repeats “It was mean.” Camilla seems to be pinching John’s nipple under the covers when the video finishes.

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