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Today's double Eviction episode:... Bear got heaps of boo's from the crowd when his image came up... James not as many... fuck it!... Lewis got more cheers than boos so it looks like he is safe... well Ricky's safe for sure... he just got all cheers... Samantha got as many cheers as Ricky so she is safe too by the looks of it... so gauging from the crowds responses it could be James and Bear that goes tonight?... I'd prefer Lewis to go instead of Bear to be honest because I hate Lewis the dickflop... Bear can go next... just get Lewis out of the house please the UK public...
I beg of you!...
...they start recapping yesterday's episode... Bear keeps saying that he feels stronger after having to confront Lillie... it looks like Renee and Bear have now decided to get along instead of arguing... back to the task that was started yesterday and James/Frankie and Katie have to push a buzzer when they think 15 minutes have elapsed... they send in animals to distract them... puppies and Llama's... Bear said that Llama's are a cross-breed between Giraffes and Donkeys... (I'm hoping that he doesn't really believe that... even
he isn't
that stupid is he?)... now there's a pony with a Unicorn horn strapped to it's head
**rolls eyes**... they put James' dog (Daisy May) in to make him miss the 15 minutes mark... he did... they fail... here is James getting all mushy... aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!...
...Lewis has to do the task next...
**yawn**... moving on... (god I hope that this saggy nutsack goes tonight)...
**stops fast forwarding**... Frankie's sister sends a message... his mum comes in...
**fast forwards again**... while Lewis is having his 15 minutes of fame Bear (with his hair blonded) looks totally bored with it because the limelight is not on him... (what a total turd)...
...Renee has a letter from home... she blubs her tits off of course... again Bear looks completely bored shitless while the sun is shining on her... Bear walks away ... Renee goes to talk to him and he is totally pissed off... (steal her sunshine Bear... steal her sunshine)... he says "
I'm fucked off!... once again I get fuck all!"... what?... didn't you like seeing your ex-girlfriend Lillie or something yesterday Bear?... I dunno... Big Brother goes to all the trouble to bring her in to see you and you weren't happy?...
**drum roll... (I've been waiting to say this for bloody ages)**...
RUTHLESS!... bwahahahahahahaha!... awwww!... is diddums upset is he?.. sucked in arse-hole!... isn't Big Brother looking after their golden child any longer?... hahaha!... it couldn't happen to a bigger arse-wipe lol!... everyone is sitting down in the kitchen to eat their dinner... except Bear of course... he sits alone in the garden... (Nigel no friends... Nigel no friends!)... lol!... none of the other housemates seem too fussed by him... not even grovelling Lewis (he better go tonight)...
...some of the housemates are playing 'Bowls'... Lewis says something... moving on... Samantha is in the Diary Room trying to keep herself in the house by talking about her 'loyal fans'... Renee is talking about extra chins and how to get a tighter jawline... it involves giving head-jobs apparently... Aubrey says she's going to give some several times a day from now on lol!... hilarious!... Ricky cracks up lol!...
...apparently Lewis told Katie that she doesn't have her own identity because she's always hanging around Aubrey and Renee... (silly dickwad)... Katie tells Aubrey... that's going to keep simmering isn't it?... lol!... Bear is in the Diary Room and is not happy that he never had someone nice come into the house for him... (but... but what about Lillie Bear?... she was really nice... I liked her!)... isn't he so ungrateful?... "
nobody cares about me in here"... (the understatement of the century right there folks!)...hahaha!...
NO SHIT SHERLOCK?...
...Frankie is talking to Sam about when she 'came out'... then Frankie tells his story... both pretty interesting actually... Katie gives that conversation with Lewis back at him after stewing on it... he back peddles like the true grovelling little shitbreath that he really is!...
HE BETTER GO TONIGHT PEOPLES!... I CANNOT STAND TO HEAR HIS FUCKING DRIVELLING SHIT ANYMORE!... PLEASE!... oh wow!... doesn't Aubrey have Lewis sussed out?... she's in the Diary Room telling it as it is with him lol!... brilliant!...
...Emma crosses to the house... Bear is sitting on the Zebra with his blond hair to get all of the attention of course... time for someone to go!... (please let it be Lewis!)... the first person saved is... (the audience is chanting "
get Bear out! get Bear out!"... if only)... the first person saved is
Ricky!... some of them congratulate him... they leave for the voting to continue... does Bear look worried that he may be going after all those chants for him to go?...
...Emma is back... the chants for Bear to be evicted are called out again... the two people to be evicted are...
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!!!!!...
IT'S LEWIS!!!...
YES! YES! FUCKING YES!... WOOOOOOHOOOOO!... well done the UK public!... I love you all!... hahahahaha!... and also
James!... (oh well!)... these are before Lewis was told that he was evicted and after he was told shots... the first one shows that he was shitting his frilly panties and the second one shows him hugging Ricky and hating his guts at the same time lol!... he is well and truly gutted that he's going... he's got that fake smile going but his eyes don't lie lol!...
...hahaha!... what a great result!... so the rat pack is minus yet another member!... lol!... you never know... Bear and Marnie may now 'fall in love' now that dickflop is gone lol!... I love it!... now the worse part is to come... their exit interviews... Lewis blarbs a load of shit... moving on... James got to say a couple of words once Lewis stopped talking about himself... James' interview was great... they show their 'highlights' reels... and...
STAY OUT!... end of show... cheers.