BBUK AND CBBUK this season have been a HUGE fail for me.
and I used to love both.
The two-house BB was a shambles and casting was disaster. watched half way.. terrible.
Then CBB had Z-list and wannabe's - watched half way and gave up.
They have to rethink what they are doing completely.
...Today's episode:... oh gawd... it's all Christmassy... Big Brother asks Renee what was the best Xmas present that she had ever received "when my dad came home from jail!"... hahahahaha!... and what was the worse present asks big Brother "when I found out that my husband was having an affair and the girl was pregnant!"... ouchies!... there is actual snow in the garden **cue the inevitable snowball fight**... and yes... one starts lol!... well... everyone is having great fun for a change which is good... Marnie is in the Diary Room saying that she doesn't like Christmas now... (I spoke too soon)... sour bitch... I bet that if Lewis walked in stark naked with a ribbon wrapped around his todger then she would love Christmas again I bet... she's such a sour moaney groaney cow isn't she?... I hope that she goes next alongside Bear... I can't stand her!...
...today's task... there are 'elves' and 'reindeers'... fast forward... moving on... seriously... I am so over these bloody idiotic tasks... Bear is in the Diary Room for something... moving on... Renee and Bear are at war again because Renee is going ballistic!... (I must have missed what triggered it off while skipping the task)... she's blubbering in the Diary Room... why is Bear talking 'liddle widdle baby talk' today?... Frankie is in the Diary Room talking about Bear lol!... (don't you just love Frankie?)... Katie is in the Diary room calling the Christmas theme ridiculous... (bye Katie... you and Marnie will go tomorrow night talking like that you flosshead)... the task is on again... fast forward... moving on...
...the 'elves' won... **yawn**... and they won?... they get to pick two nominations for the next eviction and the losers get just one pick... (BIG FRIGGIN' WHOOP!)... Katie and Bear are talking outside... (a clash of minds there for sure lol)... they say something... moving on... now Katie is in the Diary Room... she says something... moving on... now Bear and Ricky are outside talking... they say something... moving on...
...man!...what a fucking boring show today!... this will turn out to be my shortest post in the series that I've ever written at this rate... this is so bloody BORING!... Frankie is sucking up Renee's arse for some reason... Bear is in the Diary Room saying something... moving on... Katie and Marnie are talking to each other... moving on...... Frarnkie and Aubrey are talking about Katie **YAWN**... moving on... they all slowly get drunk and dance... thank fuck that has finished!... what a total bore-fest!... end of show...
cheers.
So it seems Sticky. What it is you see in those three "born into therapy" cartoon characters eludes me. I am not criticizing your choices, that would be silly, we are all individuals and as such enjoy the privilege of thinking for ourselves, forming our own opinions and making our own choices....haha!... well now I want either Aubrey or Renee to win it... Frankie to come third... I want Bear and Marnie out in the next double eviction but I think that it'll be Katie and Marnie... we couldn't be more worlds apart on this series Dystopia lol!... cheers.
So it seems Sticky. What it is you see in those three "born into therapy" cartoon characters eludes me. I am not criticizing your choices, that would be silly, we are all individuals and as such enjoy the privilege of thinking for ourselves, forming our own opinions and making our own choices.
This however doesn't mean that we should suppress our curiosities and stop inquiring. This is why I am quite surprised that you or anyone else (because there are many surely who see it the way you do) are so sympathetic toward those three.
For a moment I forgot that you are one of us Sticky, I thought you were a Brexit lad and got super-paranoid, thinking a new, evil government has put something in the drinking water or the air that Brexits breathe to addle with their thinking sub-routines lol... a Star Trek scenario... but wait a minute, you are here with us in the best country on earth - so, back to the drawing board for me.
So after many sleepless nights of trying to solve the mystery (you owe me many beers for that)- I have concluded that you Sticky and those who vote for or against those same HMs just haven't watched enough American TV shows.
There is a good side to that, of course, because as we all know, television has for decades been the best and easiest way of brainwashing and conditioning us good citizens of this planet.
Disclaimer: I am not suggesting that you are a "Yankeephile" if there is such a thing. It's just peculiar how you have taken to those three in particular who just happen to be all Americans.
To me, those three sound like wind-up toys - they all seem to have the same 'opinion', attitudes and morals. I find them incredibly predictable, they use phrases and whole sentences straight out of some Hollywood scripts... and let's face it, without being utter bitches none of them would stand a chance.
I am also aware that you weren't all that fond of Farrah, you know the one who brought that BOTS episode to it's knees by throwing fermented drinks or their containers at the panel members and there were a few other Americans you didn't like at all.... that's why I am so confused about your liking of those three empty, though colourful shells.
We'll have to do it all over again early next year! I find that the confusion, the aggravation and the attempt of making sense out of it all makes me lose weight.
That's right - this here boy don't need no pills or hit the gym to lose weight, all I need is to watch BBUK and read the opinions of my fellow forumites and when I REALLY want to go to town, top it up with a healthy dose of BOTS and I'm in a coma.
Life's good![]()
Does anyone know where I can see episode 26, the nominations after Christmas one? My up-to-now reliable YouTube cbb s18 has failed to produce results, when normally it has been up by midnight, Euro time.
I hope that I've explained myself well Dystopia...... cheers.
When I watched BBUK and BBAUS the first few seasons I was always hoping for some intelligent HMs to be included who'd debate all kinds of topics... philosophy, art, history, religion, politics to name but a few. But I was too naive to realise that the viewers won't tune into intelligent talk and of course topics such as religion and politics have practically become taboo.

