So I'm watching the final now, a day after it was available on YouTube - I am a bit of a masochist in this way, I wanted to prolong the agony... nor have I read posts here in the forum let alone peeked at any kind of media because 'curiosity got the better of me' - no I wanted to savour the moment and that's what I'm doing now.
This is what I seee:
Till the very end the Americans live in their own universe, a single block, separated from the other HMs on the couch. Marnie and Bear opposite with Ricky a little to the side - fence sitting as usual... or is it a last-minute attempt to show the nation that he is different/special - the one who should by rights win?
So the first one out - or should I say number 6 is Frankie the Duck. He seems terribly surprised, I am not. I could hear a glass panel shattering (or was that just in my mind?) akin to the sound bite I heard when Hillary Rodham held her important speech while accepting the Democratic nomination. She'd broken the glass ceiling yay!.... Frankie Duck didn't manage to break it but the kind producers played the sound anyway.
Amber/Audrey's hair has turned pink overnight - that is some weird magic she is doing.
Surely the lovable Morticia is going to win this thing!
Number 5 is, surprise surprise, Amber/Audrey. That pink hair was a mistake. She should have worn her feline ears, I just had a gut feeling something was wrong - and why is she wearing the same bridal gown she wore on opening night - isn't that bad luck? Good riddance.
(Ssshhhh.... I'm keeping an eye on Emma 'clueless' Willis and her treatment of the individual evictees - not surprisingly she got the tingles when interviewing Frankie the Duck and was unperturbed by his constant interruptions and outbursts of grandeur - Heavy D didn't enjoy such benignancy.)
Number 4 is Marnie, sweet girl who without a doubt was the most pleasant and next to Bear authentic HM. I suppose her affiliation with Lewis finally caught up with her.
Now I am REALLY curious how Emma 'clueless' Willis is going to try and torture the poor girl.
...yes, condescending from the beginning, criticizing Marnie's outfit. Emma you're a cow. Shame on you! You sang the praise of Frankie Duck and Amber/Aubrey during their respective interviews and as I just KNEW would happen, you are interrogating Marnie, trying to lay traps, hoping for Marnie to trip up.
Number 3 is Morticia the Cosa Nostra matron. Bear, you'd better change your name and undergo heavy plastic surgery on your face or you're a dead man!
Emma 'clueless' Willis is gonna get the tingles again interviewing Renee. She didn't comment on Renee's ridiculously short dress which only just about conceals her artificial ass. Strange that.
Runner-up is Ricky. How he got there only the gods or those who watch East-Enders know.
The winner rightfully is Bear. Needless to say, I am satisfied with the result.
The interview? Oh shut up Emma. You don't stand a chance against Bear, why do you even try? You're the one who looks like the fool.... let it go Ms Clueless.
That was fun! An entertaining series where we saw the formation of the UN which, just as in real life turned out to be ineffective in the end. Again we were privileged to get a taste of La La Land (as if we didn't taste that daily through our TV sets.)
Now I'm looking forward to the next series in the new year and to meeting you forumites again.
