…
the Live launch:… 15 ‘Celebrities’ and 1 ‘celebrity stitch up’ is the claim in the opening credits… hmmmmm!... interesting!... is that meaning that one of them is a fake or something or that one of them ‘thinks’ that they are a celebrity and will be evicted more or less immediately?... one can only wonder can’t one?... if that’s the case then I hope that it is Christopher Biggins… that would make my day! lol!... Emma is looking so hot as of late… then she speaks… it’s on for 4 weeks according to Emma… apparently
THE PUBLIC get to choose who the ‘celebrity stitch up’ will be… aw crap!... the one person that I don’t want to see is up
first!... grrrrr!... he tells us that he is ‘anal’… um… I think that we already knew somehow Chris… he loves himself and the sound of his own voice doesn’t he?... I must admit though… he doesn’t shit me as much as ‘Showbiz!’ did… well not yet anyway… thank god Emma kept that short… good girl!... being that Christopher went in first he’ll be thinking that the house is ‘his’… all of the rest of the housemates will be ‘visitors' to him now I imagine… if you haven’t picked the vibe up yet… I don’t like the dickwad!...
…I’m wondering what the house looks like now… I’m also wondering if they will be using both of the houses at any time?...
...the
2nd person out is Saira somebody… no idea who she is of course… she seems alright so far… we’ll see… she may end up being a fiery little thing if someone shits her methinks!... lol!...
…the
3rd person is some little fairy fluff named Frankenstien… oopsies!... I mean Frankie Grande… yep!... I’m going to just love this guy…
**titter titter**… no really!... I am!... (he’ll be the first one evicted I reckon)… he wants to run to become the President of the USA… yeah right!... that’s going to happen isn’t it?... no really… I
am going to love ol’ Frankie… haha!...
…the
4th one out is Ricky nitwit?... I couldn’t quite catch his name… he tells us that he’s a ‘funny guy’… that definitely means that he isn’t!... anyone that
TELLS you that they are funny is just waiting to be crucified… big rookie mistake there dude!... moving on… (the first one on
this thread!) lol!... the crowd seems to like him so who knows eh?...
…the
5th one is a woman named Renne Grazino? from ‘Mob Wives’ (never seen it) and she likes to swear… it seems like she’s still playing her character from the show to me… (is she really like that in real life?)… I hope not anyway... she seemed a bit lost on the stage… aw man!... she has a Kim Karshitian butt doesn’t she?... an implant perhaps?...
…the
6th housemate is Marnie Simpson and she’s ‘not a slag’… just ask her... ‘
she’s bisexual… she’s got a good bum… good hair and probably has the best looking vagina in Newcastle’ is her claim to fame as well as having been in 'Geordie Shores'… yeah well!... there you have it!... there’s nothing more that I can add to that lol!... she has a crush on
SIMON COWELL?... hahahahaha!... that’s gross!... I’m probably going to like her lol!...
…the
7th is James Whale… apparently he is a radio ‘shock jock’… (probably Britain’s version of Kyle Sandilands I guess?)… I’m not going to like this guy for sure I’m afraid… those types are usually as boring as batshit out of their shows… on the stage he seemed lost for words while talking to Emma… as I said… as boring as batshit!...
…
8th is Aubrey O’Day… she sings songs… that’s about it methinks!... she’s talking ‘tough’… right okay!... with that cape on Emma looks like she’s about to fly around the room like a Superhero lol!... to be honest I couldn’t be bothered to listen to what Aubrey said on stage… moving on…
…
9th is Stephen Bear from ‘Ex on the Beach’…
e’ can ‘ave any bird e’ wants an believes dat de Earf is flat!... e’s a talka an a walka!... cor blimey leeve it owt!... ‘ere… you lookin’ for a bit of bovva?... watch it or I’ll nut ya!... wot a bloody wanka!... e’s a bleedin’ tossa!...
…
10th is Katie Waissel… apparently she was on X Factor… that’s it!... apparently there was an ‘incident’ that happened with her on the show… woteva!...
…
11th is Lewis Bloor… or was that low arsed bore?... perhaps my hearing is on the decline?... what a love-me-do wanker!... he was on ‘Towie’… whatever that is… jeez!... is he one of the ‘best’ that they could muster up?... there must be some slim pickings nowadays as far as trying to find ‘Celebrities’ that are willing to go in the house now I guess?...
…
12th is Grant Bovey who is somebodies ex-husband… and
THAT makes him a ‘Celebrity?’… give me a break!.... how the hell does that make him a ‘Celebrity’?... seriously?... another case of ‘scraping the bottom of the barrel’ surely?...
…
13th is Chloe Khan… she sang something too… she was on the X Factor too… it’s going to be a competition in the house between her and Frankenstein… aw nuts!... I mean Frankie Grande… on which one looks at themselves in the mirrors the most before they are evicted methinks!... I wonder if her tits are fake?... nah!... they’re real of course!... silly me!...I'm probably going to like this air headed bimboid for some reason that I can't possibly fathom...
…
14th is
Heavy D?????... WTF????... hahaha!... I like him before he even speaks!... lol!... he reminds me of Jack Black in ‘Tropic Thunder!’… lol!... I’m going to so love this guy I just know it lol!... he’s fantastically funny!... he’s definitely my favourite… Heavy D to win this for sure!... lol!... he’s going to drive the others mental… I can just see it so easily lol!...
GO HEAVY D!!!!...
…
15th is Sam Fox… she is and always has been a bloody stunner to me!... she’s gorgeous!... I love her… hahaha!... “
I helped a lot of young men grow up in the 80’s”… hahahahahaha!... what a brilliant one-liner!... lol!... I’m so going to love seeing her in the house… what a hunny bunny… yum!... jeez!... her mum didn’t look too bad for her age from the short glimpse that I saw either!...
…thank god that those rumours of Lateysha going into the house were bullshit… I so couldn’t have handled that!... well… it seems like it’s going to be quite interesting this series… I just can’t wait to watch Heavy D drive these people insane lol!... I hope that he drives Christopher Biggins up the wall first… that would be such a bonus for me lol!... one housemate is going to be the secret ‘boss’ of the house and is going to be told who it is during a ‘silent disco’… one person will be picked but all of the others will be in on it… only that one person will think that they are the ‘secret boss’... this sounds like it’s going to be some fun... they are all ‘dancing in the garden…
THE PUBLIC pick Christopher Biggins as the fall guy!... hahaha!... perfect!!!!!... what a sap!... I’m so going to enjoy watching his megalomaniacal ego trip run it’s full amount just to be made to look a total wanker at the end lol!... I love it!... well done Big Brother!... he is told that who he picks will be leaving the house when in fact he will be saving them without his knowledge… all the other housemates have been told to annoy him in order for him to ‘evict’ them… that will be so funny to watch methinks!... end of show… cheers.