This poor girl Marnie, she is this years Stephanie Davis. That Lewis is a total fraud. Aubrey knows it and I was laughing while Aubrey jabbed away. Renee knows it, she just had a wry smile as Aubrey backed Lewis into a corner. Lewis leaves when it got a bit hot for him. Marnie gives a follow up outside. Heavy D was being Heavy D, Lewis the psycho explodes. Run Marnie run and don't you look back girl. Lewis is a shitbag.
I am sad to see Heavy D go. I could imagine he would be a nightmare to live with and was a bit to easily led by Bear but I think he is probably a decent bloke.
Lewis should of gone. Get Lewis out.
Can you imagine the fireworks when the beautiful Emma does Bears exit interview. I love it when she doesn't even try to hide her dislike of a housemate.
So I have to disagree with you @Dystopia. I luv Emma, g know wot I mean, I can't have you muggin off me missus, g know wot I mean. Its takin a liberty an I'm not havin it, right. I gotta show me girlfriend ima man and will stand up for er, g know wot I mean.
We can hug it out in the mornin, awright. Nuff said leave it, at that.
1.Heavy D's taste in clothes is horrendous
2.Bear didn't even get dressed,I wonder if he has been told he is going to win this
3.Renee didn't look happy to stay
4.hope that stupid horse/zebra whatever it is gallops off into the sunset and takes stupid bear with it
...Today's episode:... the Eviction episode... (please let it be LEWIS that goes!... I cannot stand the cowardly shitball)... it looks like Lewis 'gets tough' with Heavy D in the promo blurb... (one hit Heavy D... that's all it takes mate... get a sopping wet teabag and slop him in the chops with it and he will go down like a ton of fetid shit and go running home crying to mummy lol!)... Emma looks gorgeous while walking down the stairs... they recap yesterday's/today's? show... they show Lewis and Marnie 'telling' Bear what he did last night and he pretends not to remember what he did to the 'Yearbook'... he knows full well what he did... Lewis keeps on tippy-toeing around him because he's terrified of him that's why... Lewis hints to Bear that the reason he was nominated was because of being associated with Bear and then Bear tells him that's 'a cop out' and Lewis goes quiet and says nothing (cowardly whimp!)...
...Lewis and Marnie are 'talking about love'... moving on... Renee asks some of the others if they will 'miss her' when she goes tonight... moving on... Heavy D calls Aubrey 'Amber' and she calmly tells him that her name is 'Aubrey' and he does that stupid idiotic buffoon side-kick laugh as per usual... **sigh!**... she doesn't smile at all... sadly Heavy D is delusional... he actually does believe that he's funny and entertaining... (the misguided soul)... Frankie is now in the Diary Room talking about Lewis... (I so love our wonderful Frankie boy!)... he says that Lewis is taking the nominations too personal (he's right)... heys says that Heavy D is more or less a moron... he says that Bear is just Bear and then talks about Renee... he praises her and hopes that it's one of the others that gets evicted... (Lewis Lewis Lewis please!)...
...they show Heavy D talking in the Diary Room... he's confident that he'll be staying tonight... Aubrey is asking Lewis and Marnie what their plans are after the show... Lewis blabs some shit about not wanting to be on Marnie's show (Geordie Shore is it?)... Lewis says "I don't want to be on TV" and Aubrey says "why are you here then?" lol!... go Aubrey!... Lewis totally bullshits to her that he's there for the paycheck so as to "buy me mum a fucking house!"... yeah riiiiiiight!... sure Lewis... sure... she then brings it to their attention that they live so far away from each other so asks whether they will be moving in with each other... go Aubrey!... go!... Lewis can't answer her so leaves!... the looks on Lewis and Marnie's faces when they were back into a corner and couldn't answer her were pure gold lol!...
...Aubrey reveals to Marnie that Lewis had told her that there was a girl that he was with before he came into the house and these were the looks on Marnie's face...
...don't be fooled people... that's not the "what?... Lewis has a girlfriend on the outside?" look... it's the "oh shit!... Aubrey has just proved to the whole of the entire world that our showmance is fake!" look... lol!... you've both been called out on the 'FAKE romance' Marnie... just accept it!... hahahahahaha!... funny as!... Marnie goes straight outside to 'confront' Lewis about the 'girlfriend' on the outside (to warn him that the gig is up more like it lol!)... they go into instant damage control... Lewis dribbles shit... moving on...
...Heavy D is now stirring up both Marnie and Lewis and keeps doing that stupid maniacal laugh of his and bang!... Lewis allegedly 'loses it' because of his so-called 'interruptions'... ( no he isn't losing it because of that... he's got the shits because Aubrey has revealed their fake showmance... that's why)... lol!... I love it!... I was going to do some GIFs of Lewis getting 'tough' with Heavy D but he looked so pathetically ridiculous that I just couldn't bring myself to doing them lol!...
...he then throws a glass of water or something over Heavy D and stands there with a gormless stare on his face... he looks so fucking pathetic!... oh what the hell... I've got to show that look... I just have to!... here it is...
...Lewis gets called to the Diary Room of course... Heavy D continues to laugh like a buffoon... he gets told off by Marnie... Lewis tells Big Brother "I was being wound up...erm... intimidated by a big person and I stood my ground in front of my 'girlfriend' blah blah)"... now let me just translate this for you folks... what he said actually means "me and Marnie have just been exposed by Aubrey to the nation as being in a fake showmance and I had the shits and was trying to regroup our strategy now that we've been found out and I took it out on Heavy D so that I could take everyone's attention off the truth about us being fake Big Brother"... there you go folks... glad to have been some help... meanwhile Marnie is screaming and shouting at Bear and Heavy D and Bear just keeps saying "but I fink he (Heavy D) is funny!"... ha!... Bear has just backed up Heavy D and not Lewis!... the rat pack is finished!... at last!... hahahahaha!...
...meanwhile (it gets better)... Lewis is now acting 'tough' with Big Brother and is demanding to be let out of the Diary Room and is 'prowling' around the room... hahahahahahaha!... HILARIOUS!!!!!... he knocks the camera so that he can't be seen and refuses to return it back when requested to do so by Big Brother... Heavy D and Lewis are talking about Lewis... Marnie is raging about Bear winding up Heavy D to stir up Lewis... hahaha!... the rat pack sure is well and truly dead now lol!... Lewis gets told that he is getting a 'formal warning' and a last warning and that he will be evicted from the house next time **yawn** yeah sure... as if!...
...time for someone to go... PLEASE LET IT BE LEWIS!... PLEASE!... Bear hasn't even got dressed for it if he gets evicted... (does he know something that we don't?)... hmmmmmmmmm!... very suspicious methinks!... aw stuffit!... it's Heavy D!... bloody hell!... now both Bear and Lewis both get to stay!... shit shit shitty shit shit!... he's leaves and he's actually louder than the crowd!... lol!... he's actually shocked that he was evicted... he thought that he could win it... delusional or what?... it looks like Emma is 'gunning' for him so she obviously doesn't like him... she's treating him like she did Chloe... she's trying to make him answerable for his 'crimes' in the house... (so much for Emma's impartiality eh?)... Heavy D is just not playing her game lol!... he doesn't give a shit... they show some clips of him... she continues her 'interrogation' of him... he just laughs at her... she looks like she's getting shitier with him lol!... he really doesn't care about her questions and just refuses to be 'serious' with her... (I think that Emma's letting herself down with this interview to be honest)... she loses her battle to get Heavy D to give a serious answer and just goes to his 'highlight's reel'...
...I'm not sad that he's gone but seriously... it should've been Bear or Lewis for sure... there will be a double eviction on Friday night... Bear and Lewis I hope... if ever there was a perfect time for it to happen... those two idiots going together would be such a brilliant result lol!... it would be the laugh of the century lol!... if only it happened!... end of show... cheers.
Oh god I hope so. I am not sad that Heavy D is gone. His stupid BOOM schtick is pretty much all he's got (well, that and the Dr Karl outfits, I guess). Not long to go now, and hallelujah for that.
Oh god I hope so. I am not sad that Heavy D is gone. His stupid BOOM schtick is pretty much all he's got (well, that and the Dr Karl outfits, I guess). Not long to go now, and hallelujah for that.
Duck Frankie get your silly ass out of the DR - you are not on BBUSA!
Katie who doesn't like men was in trouble from the beginning. With no eligible lesbians around, what is a girl... oops... I mean, a woman to do? I'm not sure whether to compliment her on the fact that she's kept it together so well for so long or curse her for playing the radar game.
But now she's showing her true colours. Join the club of bitches. She'll be attacking Marnie too at the next opportunity.
Liking Bear's behaviour and demeanor or not, he is spot on in the DR. Gramps James and Bear are probably the most intelligent in the house.
This I think is interesting, just prior to the announcement of who will be evicted.
So what's going on here? Is Katie actually hitting on Amber/Audrey/Aubrey?
...Today's episode:... recap time... Lewis is sleeping in the spare room because he 'viciously attacked' Heavy D with a glass of water lol!... Bear and Marnie are talking and Marnie tells Bear that she feels 'betrayed' by him because he didn't step in and back Lewis up last night (not because Lewis was supposed to have a girlfriend but because Bear didn't step in... so why isn't she upset about the revelation of Lewis's alleged 'girlfriend?)... it's because the showmance is a proven fake that's why... their conversation was such a waste of time that I won't bother to write about it... moving on...
...Frankie Boy is in the Diary Room (ya gotta luv da Frankie haven't ya!)...he's talking about the 'fight of the century' lol!... Lewis is allowed back in the house after having been so 'tough' last night **yawn**... he 'apologises' to Heavy D straight away (yes Lewis... that completely excuses your behaviour last night you cowardly dingleberry)... Marnie starts on Bear again and Bear says that he finds Heavy D to be 'funny' regardless... he then goes on to say to them "if you want ta separate yourselves from me da pair of ya den fair enuff okay!"... <---BANG!... right there folks!... the official end to the rat pack!... lol!...
...Lewis and Marnie are talking about Bear... **yawn**... moving on... Heavy D is in the Diary Room saying that him and Lewis are now 'fine'... Lewis is now grovelling up to Bear in the kitchen... lick lick suck suck!... moving on... Heavy D decides to wind up Marnie /Katie and Samantha... especially Katie... he makes himself look like an even bigger buffoon side-kick than he really is... **yawn**... Katie gives it back to him... he lost that one well and truly... (no wonder he was evicted)... apparently Katie's grandmother was a prostitute and a pornstar lol!... apparently her family saw a porn movie with...
..."this 20 year old banging my 83 year old grandmother up the arse!"...
...wow!... hahahaha!... I never expected her to say that lol!... Samantha is now in the Diary Room talking about the eviction later that night... she's hoping that it's Heavy D that's going tonight... Renee tells Heavy D that he was "ignorant... foolish... spiteful... mean and cruel but that's to be expected from somebody who has to fight for every little bit of position to stay because they might be going home!"... Katie gives him a right royal serving and tells him to "shut your fucking mouth!"... he just laughs like a complete simpleton as per usual... **yawn**... Katie is now in the Diary Room complaining about Heavy D... no really she is!... lol!...
...Renee was talking about whatever to Ricky but I got bored with it... moving on... Renee is helping Samantha with her 'assets'... call me fickle if you like but I could watch these all day!... lol!...
...um... yeah!... moving on... Bear is in the Diary Room... he says something... moving on... Heavy D gets evicted... he leaves the house... it looks like Bear is the only one that 'didn't see it coming'... yeah right Bear...it's time for face to face nominations...
Aubrey picks James and Lewis...
James picks Lewis and Marnie...
Samantha picks James and Lewis...
Katie picks James and Ricky...
Renee picks James and Ricky...
Ricky picks James and Lewis...
Bear picks Samantha and Ricky...
Marnie picks James and Frankie...
Frankie picks James and Lewis...
Lewis picks Samantha and Aubrey...
...Bear/James/Lewis/Ricky and Samantha are up for eviction on Friday... two are going... please let Lewis be one of them and possibly Bear the other eh?)...realistically though... it will most likely be Samantha and Ricky methinks!... Bear immediately starts on Samantha... she has nothing to do with his shit-stirring and walks away laughing and tells him "grow yourself a penis!"... the look on Bears face was worth a million dollars lol!... he was stunned and had nothing to say... this was the look on his face...
...Renee is in the Diary Room and is talking about Samantha being upset... Bear is now talking to Lewis about Samantha having the shits about him nominating her... Bear now approaches Samantha and blarbs on and on and on and friggin' on!... moving on... Samantha is now telling Ricky and Aubrey about how popular she is in the UK (that will be put to the test on Friday night won't it Samantha?... lol!)... Lewis says something in the Diary Room... moving on...
...Bear 'turns on the charm' with Aubrey... he keeps tickling her... she threatens to pour a drink over him and he stops... Renee/Aubrey and Frankie are all in the Diary Room... Renee and Aubrey are saying that James and Ricky should go and that they are now liking Bear and that he should stay because the house will be boring without him in it... WTF?... shut up you bimbo's!... now the UK public will never get rid of him!... what's wrong with you?... Frankie completely disagrees with them thank god!... (isn't Frankie fantastic?)... don't they realise that while talking about nominations in front of Big Brother that they will all be punished for it?... how dumb are they?... lol!... end of show... cheers.
I'm trying to write something about tonights episode but I'm afraid I may be permanently scarred after hearing Katie graphically describe her 83 year old Grandmothers porn movie.
I think I will just have a Bex and a cup of tea, reset and comeback tomorrow.
Please Television bosses never axe CBB UK, its just to good.
I'm trying to write something about tonights episode but I'm afraid I may be permanently scarred after hearing Katie graphically describe her 83 year old Grandmothers porn movie.
I think I will just have a Bex and a cup of tea, reset and comeback tomorrow.
Please Television bosses never axe CBB UK, its just to good.
Why would Ricky or Sam ever think to talk to Bear? As if you would share yourself with them. And as if you wouldn't talk about someone making such a spectacle of themselves.
That 'whatever' was actually exactly what she ended up nominating him for, I knew it straight away, that's how the American celebs work. I was wondering at the time whether Ricky picked up on it but thought he's probably too dense.
I'm trying to write something about tonights episode but I'm afraid I may be permanently scarred after hearing Katie graphically describe her 83 year old Grandmothers porn movie.
Yeah well my curiosity got the better of me and I just witnessed the miracle of love between twenty something and an octogenarian. Yeah I'm no longer curious....
Duck Frankie get your silly ass out of the DR - you are not on BBUSA!
Katie who doesn't like men was in trouble from the beginning. With no eligible lesbians around, what is a girl... oops... I mean, a woman to do? I'm not sure whether to compliment her on the fact that she's kept it together so well for so long or curse her for playing the radar game.
But now she's showing her true colours. Join the club of bitches. She'll be attacking Marnie too at the next opportunity.
Liking Bear's behaviour and demeanor or not, he is spot on in the DR. Gramps James and Bear are probably the most intelligent in the house.
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This I think is interesting, just prior to the announcement of who will be evicted.
So what's going on here? Is Katie actually hitting on Amber/Audrey/Aubrey?
Why would Stephen dump Lily for Chloe...and he didnt even have the decency to respond to her.Then in the DR...Oh I had to break way from her.at least have the decency to do it in person or beforehand
...Today's episode:... I saw on last night's BOTS that Bear's girlfriend confronts him in the house today so I can't wait to watch that... apparently Bear is reduced to 'tears'... (as if)... Samantha is in the Diary Room still stewing over Bear's nomination of her... Bear tries to stir up Renee with the threat of dropping eggs yet again... (yep!... Bear's out of new material obviously... same old same old eh?)... he drops them and gets called to the Diary Room... (as if anything is going to happen?... pffffft!)... **cue Bear humiliating Big Brother yet again**... Big Brother 'warns' him about wasting anymore food **YAWN!**... he just grins while taking the piss out of her... Big Brother looks like a toothless and clawless Tiger yet again... pathetic!...
...the task is up... (here comes the 'Bear shock' I hope)... Samantha/Bear and Renee are standing up and wearing 3 doughnuts on their heads and are not to drop them... they bring in a male 'window cleaner' to dance in front of them... he dances 'erotically' and Samantha's doughnuts drop on the floor... Samantha's mum comes in next and she breaks into tears... some of the housemates tear up... even James!... lol!... Bear looks completely bored with them and shows it... (that won't last long will it?... lol!)...
...and now it's Bear's turn... his ex-girlfriend Lillie that he dumped for Chloe (the apparent ex-prostitute) now walks in... the looks on Bears face sure do change... (it's not s boring now is it you fetid dollop of shit?)... the expressions on his face while she is talking to him...
...Bear is in the Diary Room ready to 'cry'... ...yep!... that was it... not many 'tears' there were there?... he isn't really that fussed about it... he only thinks of himself... as long as he is alright then everything is fine as far as he is concerned... that's why he treats all the rest of the housemates the way he does... he's just so selfish... he said some drivel like "maybe she 'ad a lucky escape from me... she'll be alright!"... 'she'll be aright' eh you heartless turd hole!... what a chump!... he's not the least bit fazed by it at all and well done Big Brother... you've managed to get half of the female population of the UK to go "awwwwwwwww!... poor Bear!"... so that he is guaranteed to win this for sure now... your golden boy is now the crowned winner... brilliant move you bastards!...
...thankfully Samantha/Frankie and Katie are feeling for Lillie and not Bear so there is some justice within the house at least... Bear returns to the house and is just his usual obnoxious self... so much for him being upset about it all eh?... Marnie talks to Bear about Lillie and he's trying to make out that she was the problem in their relationship before coming into the house and that he was basically in the process of breaking up with her as he entered the house and that when he met Chloe that he decided to break away from her completely... WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!... he says "her angle wos ta come in 'ere an make me look stupid an make me feel really bad!"... oh really Bear?... THAT was her reasons?... it wasn't because you have humiliated her on National TV was it?... "I feel like she's fake now mate... 2 an a 'alf months was just bullshit!"... of course Lewis is agreeing with every single word like the grovelling little buttplug that he is... Aubrey and Ricky have no sympathy for him whatsoever lol!...
...so!... what's next?... is Katie's 83 year old prostitute Grandmother coming in to help Bear get over his 'grief'?... after just seeing Lillie come into the house Channel 5 and Big Brother are capable of ANYTHING now just to pull in the ratings in my opinion... James is talking with Bear and says that Lewis is 'worried' about the task tomorrow... Bears says "wouldn't it be funny if dey pull out a bird for him?"... (so much for Lewis being your mate eh?)... the announcer says "Lewis is talking about himself"... NO SHIT SHERLOCK?... he starts talking... fast forward... moving on...
...back to the task... Aubrey and Ricky have to 'count sheep'... they play a video tape of Aubrey's husband? to distract her... they then play a tape of Ricky's best mate to distract him... Ricky passed and Aubrey failed... Frankie strips naked... MY EYES! MY EYES!... urgh!... Renee talks to Marnie about Lewis.. she does an impression of Lewis loving himself to death... (it was pretty close too)... back to the task and Marnie has to do a memory test... her cousin Sophie comes in... **yawn!**... she tries to sell the idea that Marnie and Lewis's showmance is in fact genuine... nice try Sophie but it didn't fool us sweetie...
...Ricky speaks of his 'scandal' to Renee... moving on... Bear/Lewis and Marnie are talking about 'relationships'... moving on...Marnie is in the Diary Room talking about her cousin Sophie... moving on... Ricky is now 'bonding' with Bear... moving on... Bear is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother... moving on... end of show... cheers.
Surely Bear can't survive this week. Nice piece of drama by BB though. Geez it was good to see him squirm for the little bit. Didn't take him long to get over it though.
Regardless of what happens to Bear I will go insane if Lewis stays. He is so full of himself and his smoochy lovey dovey rubbish with Marnie makes me want to vomit. I can't deal with him. Get him out.
If there is a week of vote to evict, Bear should go. While it's vote to save, I think he'll be safe. He is polarizing, not universally hated. He certainly has the most hate of any of the hms, but I can see he'd have supporters too - people like him and Renee and Perez and Spidey, who like this sort of 'drama', who'd think the show wasn't good without it.
This could be the beginning of a Redemption arc. Or it could criple his support.
Who'd have ever thought Frankie bloody Grande could ever be my favourite housemate?
