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Today's episode:... whoa!... in the promo blurb it looks like Lewis is turning on Bear in the Diary Room!... ha!... I said that it would happen a couple of days back!... (just before Lewis goes tonight over in the UK I hope!)...
PLEASE EVICT LEWIS!... oh bloody hell!... it starts off with another stupid idiotic task... they are '
back to School'... can Bear be given the cane please?...
>>> IMPENDING BORE-FEST ALERT<<<... run!... run for your lives!... they all dress up in School clothes...
**yawn**... Ricky is 'head-job boy' and Aubrey is 'head-job girl'... they read 'the School rules' to the rest of them...
**cue bear breaking every one of them of course**... they have to pick two 'prefects'... Samantha and Frankie... one of the rules was not to say the word 'Boom!" anymore and Bear and Heavy D have not stopped saying it since... (Heavy D is now obviously Bear's new 'buffoon side-kick')... Bear and Heavy D have to stand in the corners of the room...
**yawn part 2**...
...they are now all having breakfast outside and are talking about their first kisses... Bear and Heavy D have been standing in the corners for 15 minutes so far... Aubrey gets them to leave their corner to wash up their cups and stuff that they used for breakfast and Bear deliberately spills the coffee all over the floor yet again...
**yawn part 3**... he 'apologises' to her (no 'antogonism' charge there for your golden boy eh Big Brother?)... Lewis gets the shits with Bear when it's revealed that he spilled the coffee on the floor deliberately... (is this the beginning of the rat pack imploding upon itself as I predicted about 3 days back?... shit I hope so!)... as soon as Bear says the word '
Boom!' Heavy D does too just like a puppet... what a simpleton... seriously... he's 43 years old (or there about's)... there is no logical reason as to why a dunderhead like that would do it!.... oh that's right... what were his words?...
"I'm 'trying to be nice and be the people pleaser'"... so being a total fuckwit bully is the way a 43 year old man goes about doing it?... oh okay Heavy D... thanks for the tip you moronic turd.... thanks a lot!...
...Lewis gets brave and says a quick fire shot at Bear and runs... (friggin' coward!)... meanwhile Bear drops the coffee yet again while his simpleton side-kick Heavy D laughs that stupid fat head of his off in the background... Bear gets called to the Diary Room by Big Brother... for what?... so that Bear can take the piss out of them and make them look stupid yet again?... great... just great...
**yawn part 4**... Big Brother asks him to repeat the 'School Rules' that were told to him... he says... "
all dat I 'eard in my 'ead was ya gotta say 'Boom!' and ya gotta make a mess and disruptive behavia an' you get a treat!"... he starts talking to Big Brother with 'baby talk'... he gets away with it without any punishment whatsoever... (I seriously think that when Bear leaves this house that there will be a line of people waiting their turn to beat the living shit out of him to be honest)...
...I'm so getting to a point now where I'm seriously thinking of not watching this bloody ridiculous crap any longer... it's just becoming so pathetic just watching Bear Bear Bear!... I wanted to watch Celebrity Big Brother not this drivel...
...Marnie says something to Lewis... moving on... Bear is 'checking the School Rules'... James apologises yet again to Aubrey for nominating her... FFS! James... get over it!... they are all out in the garden in an 'art class'... Bear puts paint on Renee and Aubrey
**yawn part 4**... Ricky and Aubrey award first place to Bear of course because they are scared of him and are trying to appease him... Bear is in 'detention' and is writing lines... (I'm surprised that he can write at all to be honest... how someone had the patience to teach this neaderthal to write and spell is way beyond me... but still... they can train Gorilla's to paint so...)... Lewis is 'admiring Marnie'... he says something... moving on...
...Ricky is talking to Big Brother in the Diary Room... he tries to sound intelligent... moving on... the housemates have a 'School Disco'... apparently Big Brother is 'feeling naughty'
**yawn part 5**... (he's going to evict Bear and Lewis?)... he's trying to get them to say 'Boom!' so as to 'punish them'... (they'll put a never ending looping recording of Heavy D shouting out "
Boom!" perhaps?)... of course Heavy D breaks the rule to
"be nice and be the people pleaser'"... Heavy D is now in the Diary Room and is told that he said the word "Boom!" 65 times today at School... he just does that ridiculous gibberish laugh of his and has to stand in the corner in the loungeroom... (ho hum!)... now Ricky and Aubrey make up a 'Year Book'... I won't even bother to say who got what award titles... Lewis trying to be the true hero that he isn't declares "
love first... money second!"... aaaaaaah!... isn't that nice?... golly gosh Marnie... he must erm... 'love' you or something?...
NOT!!!!!... blurgh!... (anything to steal the limelight before bear does eh?... you lying cowardly twonk!)...
...Ricky and Aubrey are now in the Diary Room praising their own efforts... it sounds to me as a desperate plea for Big Brother to 'keep them in charge' to me... Marnie wants 'relationship advice' from Renee (trying to maximise her airtime of course)... Renee's story that she told was bloody amazing lol!... Marnie's almost talking as if she' s a blushing virgin bride for her act... (knock it off Marnie... we all know that it's all an act sweetie)... Lewis poses in front of Renee (and the cameras for desperate airtime) wearing just his undies and shows her his hairy nutsack..
...yep!... a really desperate bid to save himself from eviction alright...
**yawn part 6**... meanwhile Bear is apparently writing in the 'Yearbook' with something... he's adding his 'personal touch' to it as big Brother tells us... Aubrey asks him as to why he is doing it and he replies with what sounds like 'baby talk'... he's writing it in
JAM!... the others are all told and Renee tells Lewis... he gets up out of the bed and asks Bear what he's doing... all the others gather around to see what's happening... as they all leave Bear and Lewis exchange some words with Bear looking like he's ready for a fight as he walks away...
...well that fizzled into nothing didn't it?... I should have known really eh?... Lewis was never really going to confront him head on was he?... lol!... silly old me!...
...it's quite obvious to me that Bear is running out of steam and ideas... he's finding it hard to keep the viewers attention now... he's repeating the same old same old... he's just going to become nastier and nastier now that Lewis has turned on him... the look that Bear gave Lewis was evidence of that to me... if Lewis survives this eviction tonight they are headed for a full on blue for sure... I can't wait!... lol!...
...Lewis now has the shits and him and Marnie take an easel and the book to the Diary room and they ask for a nice new Year Book to replace it... he tells Big Brother that he's only upset with Bear because his main priority in the house is Marnie...
**yawn part 7**... I couldn't really be bothered to listen to the drivel as to what Lewis dribbling on about but the gist of it is that he's now distancing himself away from Bear... hahahahaha!... the rat pack is imploding as I've said before lol!... woohoo!... end of show... cheers.