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Today's episode:... "
Renee gets revenge on the rat pack... she's at war with Bear (nothing new there)
and Renee 'is done!" according to the promo blurb... they recap yesterday... Ricky actually speaks again!... yes... it's true!... Samantha is in the Diary Room and she's crying because of what the rat pack is doing in the house... (sorry Samantha... as much as I love you... haven't you watched any previous series before now?)... Bear starts on Heavy D first thing in the morning... he tells Bear to leave him alone... meanwhile it looks like some of the housemates are actually packing their bags... Lewis is speaking 'real tough' while with Bear and has a real big swagger in his step... (wow!... the coward
is real brave now isn't he?)... there are the four rat packers talking to just Frankie... (that's great odds to Lewis... hence his bravery)...
..."
we MIGHT HAVE got a little bit carried away last night blah blah blah"... Lewis starts saying to Frankie and while he's still talking Frankie says "
we... may... have... got... a... little... bit... carried... away" back at him... lol!... the whole pack sounds like they are making excuses all at the same time but Frankie stands his ground... (go Frankie baby!)... Lewis continues to have shit dribbling out of his stupid mouth and Bear says "
doya no what?... dis is da funniest situashun I've eva bin in!" just before it cuts to a break... (what a legend you are Bear... what a legend you are)...
...Ricky and Samantha and some others are talking about still wanting to leave and Samantha tries to convince him that they should not just let the rat pack win (she obviously doesn't want to go now lol!) and Ricky says "
yeah but Sammy... THEY (Big Brother and Channel 5) are allowing this... look!... they've knocked over four glasses now... all that fucking thing... this is ridiculous!... it's a Zoo House!"... he's right... Big Brother
are allowing it to continue... they should all walk out and stuff Big Brother's favouritism for the rat pack up their snooter holes in my opinion... their ratings have been declining badly more and more each series... leaving only the rat pack in there would stuff them up big time... (they would have to cut the series short)... I would so love to see that happen... it would so teach the morons a lesson in my eyes...
...Lewis walks over and says "
want a coffee Heavy?"... (he gives him no answer)... he's only using it as an excuse to (sort of) excuse their behaviour to Samantha... he struts away defiantly really bravely yet again (what a hero)... Samantha says "
immature dick!"... Bear/Lewis/Marnie and Chloe are all clueless as to why they are all being ignored by the others (or so they want us to believe)...
...my little mate Frankie is talking to Big Brother... it's all about '
adaptability"... he's going to be friends with everybody regardless of the two sides in the house (in other words my friend... you are 'sitting on the fence' right?)... hahahaha!... Lewis is 'talking tough' (bullying) with Heavy D in the kitchen again... (it just takes one hit Heavy D... just grab that teabag and... just one hit!)... Lewis is now saying that "
if we can sit down we can talk about some basic ground rules for everyone then we move forward but a mass walkout mate?..."...(that's funny isn't it?... when James said the same things about a week ago they all just walked away from him like spoilt brats didn't they?)... it sounds to me like what the other housemates are doing to them is actually beginning to get to them after all ?... we'll see...
...James and Ricky are talking about what they're doing in ignoring them... Ricky is adamant that he is still going... it sounds like James doesn't want to go either... meanwhile Frankie is with the rat pack and is trying to be 'friends' with them... (don't go over to the '
dark side' Frankie boy...
don't!)... Aubrey is organising a strategy with the 'oldies' to beat the rat pack... (no doubt Big Brother will have her in the Diary room quick pronto)... Lewis tells Frankie "
I'm not going to drink tonight... just as a sign of fucking respect"... and what?... that undoes everything that you have done since you first walked in the house eh?... riiiiiight!... it's announced that Aubrey will be punished tomorrow for talking about nominations... (of course they will... she's daring to try and fight back against the rat pack which is completely against Big Brother's plans... so why wouldn't they?)...
...the housemates are all gathered for a task to win their food budget... they have to play for themselves or the rest of the other housemates...
**yawn**... Renee is first... she plays for herself... she gets to pick another housemate to replace her haha! (please pick Lewis...
please!)... she chooses Chloe...
damn!... it should've been
Lewis Renee!... Bear and Chloe's faces when it was announced...
...hmmmm!... someone looks worried... the eyes never lie... Marnie is next... she chooses to play for herself too... she has to choose '2 people to eat slops' for the rest of the day
**ho hum** ... she chooses Heavy D and James... wow!... who woulda thunk it eh?... it's James' turn now... he plays for the house... he loses and has to wear a ridiculous outfit... Frankie and James do a funny little skit for Samantha... it was quite funny actually... who's a pretty boy then?... lol!... Samantha is almost wetting herself from laughter...
...Chloe is 'auditioning' for Bear... moving on... Renee is talking to Aubrey about putting Chloe up for eviction... (another warning coming from Big Brother of course)... Renee's impression of Chloe speaking was quite funny actually... lol!... because Heavy D is only allowed to eat 'slops' Bear decides to tempt him with some cake knowing full well that he is weak-willed when it comes to food... (the little turd!)... and of course Lewis joins in (coward)...what a pair of scum suckers... of course Heavy D succumbs... (another warning coming from Big Brother of course)... Chloe is in the Diary Room... she says something... moving on...
...back to the task...Frankie and Aubrey have a chance to throw a party but!... they have to spin the wheel to get whatever food for the party... god these tasks are so boring to watch most times!... the second half of the task is the old 'each housemate that you sacrifice you get more food' decision...
**yawn!**... Bear says something... moving on... Aubrey and Frankie chose nobody and all were allowed to go to it... James has a go at Heavy D for eating the party food and Heavy D says that he doesn't care because he's starving... (he's in 'jail' tomorrow no doubt)... James decides to take off his silly costume now (another in 'jail' tomorrow)...
**yawn!**... Lewis has some alcohol... so much for his statement earlier eh?...
...Bear shouts out really loudly for everyone to hear... "
and cheers for nominating Chloe tonight... thankyou Renee... cheers!"... and then Renee lets fly a tirade towards him... and it's on!... she puts him in his place well and truly lol!... he's just too friggin stupid to digest the information... he is an intelligent imbecile... a smart dimwit... a clever idiot... why isn't he out of the bloody house yet?... Bear is in the Diary Room... he says something... moving on... (I'm over hearing his voice)... Renee and Samantha are having a talk now it's about Bear and Chloe of course lol!... Lewis and Marnie are listening in saying nothing too... now Lewis is spinning his lovey dovey shit to Marnie... moving on... Bear and Chloe are now talking about Renee... moving on... Katie (remember her?) has '
had enough'... now Renee is starting to blubber and Katie and Ricky are cheering her back up... so Bear/Marnie/Chloe and James are up for eviction and of course it will be James that goes... we just
KNOW it don't we?... end of show... cheers.