It's all David's fault.

[Kismet]

Hahaha! Yes! And the cuts sustained from using a Stanley knife to chop up the paper. David and I will have words!!

Given that, it would NOT surprise me if Stanley were his middle name...

 

[3Jane]

It's clearly David's fault that I don't know what an epilator is; and that my Chihuahua won't go outside in the rain, which is his fault remember, and I had to hunt down the puppy pads.

An epilator rips the hair out by the roots, which hurts a bit but you get used to it. The hair doesn't show up for a week or two, which is fantastic.

I found mine today, in a suitcase that I hadn't unpacked from a while back.

 

[Spock]

Spock died at the end of Star Trek 2. DAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

 

[D Space]

Bring on the Strategy , Dave !

 

[Mademoiselle]

Let's not forget the conflict in the Middle East, that clearly has David's fingerprints all over it

 

[aragon]

The Master is back in Dr Who................David what have you done?

 

[Tressyjo]

David sent the yard men to work in my yard at 9:30 on a Saturday morning, waking up my husband who will be a grump. DAVVVIDD have you no mercy?!

 

[Kismet]

Let's not forget the conflict in the Middle East, that clearly has David's fingerprints all over it

Hey..if you're talking Palestine specifically..STAROFDAV

Let's not forget the conflict in the Middle East, that clearly has David's fingerprints all over it

*whisper* Think Star of David.

 

[Ellie Mae]

It's all David's fault that I had to do laundry this morning. I think he snuck into my house and messed up my clothes. I don't know who else would've thrown dirty clothes on my floor.

 

[Sweetgeek]

It's all David's fault that I had to do laundry this morning. I think he snuck into my house and messed up my clothes. I don't know who else would've thrown dirty clothes on my floor.

I bet he is to blame for all the folding and packing afterwards too... Geez that David is nothing but work Lol

 

[Ginger Meggs]

Here I am at work having to make a big decision - normally I would go 'blah' and the decision is made. Found myself asking 'what would David do' - now decision not due until Monday - thanks David Davis for ruining my weekend - you bugger!!!!

 

[Ellie Mae]

Spock died at the end of Star Trek 2. DAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

Revenge is a dish best served cold, is what Skye would say.

 

[Fiona]

Here I am at work having to make a big decision - normally I would go 'blah' and the decision is made. Found myself asking 'what would David do' - now decision not due until Monday - thanks David Davis for ruining my weekend - you bugger!!!!

A good question indeed.

 

[Kismet]

One Direction.. all David.

 

[Rudiger]

Both of my legs just got cut off in a tragic accident.

Foolishly, I was going to blame the three chainsaws I was using to practise my juggling.

Luckily, good sense prevailed...

Curses, David!!!

 

[Tizzie]

You know why he gets away with it? Because he's David!

 

[destroy_robots]

It's David's fault I recently broke my leg! As I lay in my hospital bed watching Big Brother, I cursed his name.

Damn you David! You'll pay for this!

 

[Ellie Mae]

Both of my legs just got cut off in a tragic accident.

Foolishly, I was going to blame the three chainsaws I was using to practise my juggling.

Luckily, good sense prevailed...

Curses, David!!!

You have my sympathies, but you should've known he was lurking! David has eyes everywhere.

 

[Veronica2005]

You know why he gets away with it? Because he's David!

 

[natalia]

....it's David's fault if I fail my uni degree.

Just sayin'