It's all David's fault.

[Sweetgeek]

Hahahahahahahaha not what I was expecting. Love it!

It's David's fault I woke up with a bite around my eye and now I look like rocky balboa in a fight. Thanks David! Your existence is clearly the reason for all this happening

 

[Tressyjo]

@3Jane puppy pads are those little absorbent sheets you put down when you are either house training a pup, who still has accidents, or what you put down when your spoiled rotten Chihuahua, this must be David's fault, won't go out if it is raining.

 

[LoveBB]

Yeah, poor David. What is he actually being blamed for in the show? I must have missed something!

 

[3Jane]

Poor David!!!??

 

[MADONNA]

The victim complex is hilarious.

 

[Ellie Mae]

It must be David's fault that @LoveBB has mistaken this for a poor David thread

 

[Veronica2005]

The very existence of Kim Kardashian is all David's fault. Thanks for nothing David!

that's a bit harsh but David's bio did mention KK in the first place hehe

On his pet hates:
Princesses; people who idolise people like Kim Kardashian - they're not people we should be idolising

 

[LoveBB]

Poor David!!!??

You must know I'm kidding hey! This thread is so funny... Like a grown man is somehow being blamed for things that are happening in the show and he's a totally innocent bystander!! Lol... The guy has been instrumental in creating as much shit as any of the other HM's... That's why he's still there! He's controversial and a pot stirrer. The remaining originals, apart from Ryan, are the most entertaining. I don't think any of them are victims!

 

[Ellie Mae]

You must know I'm kidding hey! This thread is so funny... Like a grown man is somehow being blamed for things that are happening in the show and he's a totally innocent bystander!! Lol... The guy has been instrumental in creating as much shit as any of the other HM's... That's why he's still there! He's controversial and a pot stirrer. The remaining originals, apart from Ryan, are the most entertaining. I don't think any of them are victims![/QUOTE


It's David's fault that you are misunderstood! Damn him, he's causing problems all over. I repeat he must be stopped before he causes more angst.

 

[LoveBB]

Haha!!! @Ellie Mae ... Have you actually read the OP?!

I should add that Hate threads are not allowed on this forum which is a nice change. Thanks @Tim .

 

[David's beard]

This is not a hate thread. It's a satirical nod at the actual hate threads that have been directed at David in the past.

 

[starstruck]

It's David's fault that I accidentally flushed my underwear down the toilet when I was drunk.

 

[Kismet]

My roux just split... thanks David.

 

[LoveBB]

This is not a hate thread. It's a satirical nod at the actual hate threads that have been directed at David in the past.

I didn't say this was a hate thread, there are no specific hate threads as Tim clearly stated! My point is, every one of the HM's have copped their fair share of shit from posters.

 

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

I have no idea if David gets blamed for everything, but I find the premise of this thread funny. I always appreciate the tongue in cheek threads.

Damn it David, always causing controversy!!

 

[NineGirl]

My hairdryer died this morning, which forced me to go to Big W, and then I ended up in the stationery aisle and I bought a heap of craft paper. Damn you, David. Damn you.

 

[Kismet]

My hairdryer died this morning, which forced me to go to Big W, and then I ended up in the stationery aisle and I bought a heap of craft paper. Damn you, David. Damn you.

Don't forget to blame him for the subsequent paper cuts resulting from said purchase. He's SUCH an arse.

 

[3Jane]

Don't forget to blame him for the subsequent paper cuts resulting from said purchase. He's SUCH an arse.

David said lemon juice is good for paper cuts.

 

[NineGirl]

Don't forget to blame him for the subsequent paper cuts resulting from said purchase. He's SUCH an arse.

Hahaha! Yes! And the cuts sustained from using a Stanley knife to chop up the paper. David and I will have words!!

 

[Kismet]

David said lemon juice is good for paper cuts.

of course he fuckin' did.