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It's all David's fault.

David caused many bad things to happen. My cat missus wiggle bottom ran away. She was gone over night. And when she was found * turns away with a gasp! a snort! and a tear* she had been involved in a cat orgy. She had never done anything like that before. Before she saw him, it's all David's fault my once pure pussy is now in the family way. By who knows how man cats.and nooooowwww we will have to go on Maury to figure out paternity.

Damn you David
 
I blame you David for not being able to see tonight's meteor shower. It is all your fault that it was cloudy. Thanks a lot you noob!
 
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