It's all David's fault.

[Ellie Mae]

....it's David's fault if I fail my uni degree.

Just sayin'

I failed my MRI registry, by 1 point last month! Now I know why! David you devil!

 

[Evilroyslade]

Mrs Slade had multiple orgasms for the first time last night.

She assures me David had nothing to do with it.

I'm not buying it though.

 

[GROOVER]

I hate Mondays (and it's all David's fault)

 

[ToadLove]

My cat's litter needs to be changed. Damn you David!

 

[MelKen]

David's beloved spurs lost to stoke city today and it's all David's fault!

 

[Tressyjo]

I have a crick in my neck and a bamboo table fell on my foot at a store today! David's got it in for me!

 

[Insomniac]

It's Monday

Damn you David!

 

[Ellie Mae]

It's almost Monday here, David did it!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

The Walking Dead is taking forever to DL.... I blame bloody David..... It's all his fault.

 

[Ellie Mae]

The Walking Dead is taking forever to DL.... I blame bloody David..... It's all his fault.

You will find that a lot of the zombie apocalypse is David's fault. He is trying to destroy us all. Not just The Skye.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I have a medium sized pimple coming up on my chin.... *Shakes fists* Bloody David, it's all his fault!

 

[Rudiger]

Bloody hell, we were playing tennis, and David double-faulted!!

Will this torment never end?

 

[Kismet]

Tony Abbott snubbing Putin arriving for the ... G20P, to be snuggle bugs with Cameron in Canberra instead.. Yup...WHO ELSE but David

 

[KurlyKatieK]

Ebola. Ebola is David's fault.

 

[Ellie Mae]

Ebola. Ebola is David's fault.

Gasp! Is David, is David the missing piece of the puzzle? It wasn't the bats. All along?

 

[LauzT]

I'm trying to stay off social media for a while because it's taking over my life but I can't and IT'S ALL DAVID'S FAULT!
I'm also trying to save for my wedding but I keep having to vote to save David because everything is his fault.
Also my kid just did the stinkiest poo and I'm pretty sure that's David's fault too.

 

[pawlini]

People are saying Kim K broke the internet with her giant ass but I say it was David's fault!

 

[bbfan87]

I'm on BBB on a saturday night, it's all David's fault!

 

[David's beard]

I just saw a MASSIV spider and shit myself. Thanks David!

 

[Tressyjo]

Blizzard completely fubared the launch of WoD, and it's all David's fault!