It's all David's fault.

[eddy04]

I was just driving to work and just realised I forgot to pack my lunch... All David's Fault...

 

[Ellie Mae]

My

It's clearly David's fault that I don't know what an epilator is; and that my Chihuahua won't go outside in the rain, which is his fault remember, and I had to hunt down the puppy pads.

My dog won't go out in the rain either! Damn you David!!! (Shakes fist at the Skye!)

 

[David's beard]

My

My dog won't go out in the rain either! Damn you David!!! (Shakes fist at the Skye!)

Haha!

 

[Shackles]

I never knew that a housemate would 'out-douche' Travis in this season.

 

[davidftw]

The very existence of Kim Kardashian is all David's fault. Thanks for nothing David!

 

[GROOVER]

I just made a coffee and realised I forgot to buy milk yesterday. Damn you David, it's all your fault I hate black coffee

 

[David's beard]

I never knew that a housemate would 'out-douche' Travis in this season.

I don't think either of them are douches. Ryan, on the other hand...

 

[davidftw]

I went to have breakfast just now and all the Weet-Bix was gone. And lo and behold, it's that David's fault! God, he makes me so hangry.

 

[Yumq]

I was shaving with a new razor and sliced my leg like I haven't since I was a teenager.

I hope you weren't shaving your face at the time.

 

[Kaz]

I went to have breakfast just now and all the Weet-Bix was gone

ZOMG: I saw David eating Weet-Bix the other day.

 

[*Nat*]

My car broke down and have no money to get it fixed. It couldn't break down in two weeks time no, it had to break down when we need it most. And buses in country areas suck big time. Is all David's fault

 

[Ellie Mae]

Somebody needs to stop David before it's too late!

Oh the horror, the horror...

 

[CaspersMum]

Stupid David!! Yesterday at work it took me half an hour to reconcile my spreadsheet!! And then I had to show the big boss that I know my way around the new payroll system. Sweat much??!!

FUCK YOU, DAVID!!!!!

 

[CaspersMum]

Hahahahaha not what I expected at all - love it!
In all honesty it's David's fault i have aged about 10 years since he walked into the house, it's David's fault I have cried so many tears (both happy and sad) and it's David's fault I have found some amazing ppl on these forums who love David for who he is and can see so much more of who he is than what BB decides to show us.

It's also David's fault it's pissing with rain in the uk and I am soaking wet!

Ps - sorry about your leg, hurts like hell doesn't it!

So happy to have such an amazing housemate's lovely family member to post with!!

Oh and I gained 2kilo's. DAVID!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!![DOUBLEPOST=1415408118][/DOUBLEPOST]

I was shaving with a new razor and sliced my leg like I haven't since I was a teenager. This thread is an example of how silly the David hate threads are. David for the win! But for fun what else is David's fault in your life today?

OW GIRL!! I hate it when that happens! Ankle or knee?

 

[Kismet]

I don't think either of them are douches. Ryan, on the other hand...

But it's David's fault Ryan's a douche

 

[CaspersMum]

I love this thread. How is it that I haven't known @Tressyjo until now? David behind this for sure.

DAMN YOUSE, DAVID!!!

 

[davidftw]

It's all David's fault Skye will lose Big Brother. Jesus David, how dare you!

 

[Tressyjo]

@CaspersMum Ankle, David made my foot slip off the shower wall and a 2 inch gash appeared and then it bled forever and I know that it was David's fault.

 

[CaspersMum]

@CaspersMum Ankle, David made my foot slip off the shower wall and a 2 inch gash appeared and then it bled forever and I know that it was David's fault.

*WINCE* Why does it never stop bleeding!?! It's freaky!! I swear if I cut a finger off it wouldn't bleed as much as a shaving cut.

David, you have well and truly crossed the line this time, my friend. You have drawn first blood. Prepare to PAY!!

 

[3Jane]

It's clearly David's fault that I don't know what an epilator is; and that my Chihuahua won't go outside in the rain, which is his fault remember, and I had to hunt down the puppy pads.

I don't know what puppy pads are, but the mind boggles.