It's all David's fault.

[Tressyjo]

I was shaving with a new razor and sliced my leg like I haven't since I was a teenager. This thread is an example of how silly the David hate threads are. David for the win! But for fun what else is David's fault in your life today?

 

[vafunghoul]

Not what I expected to read when I opened this thread and I'm laughing hysterically. BTW, sorry for your injury. I am pulling for David too. But I don't shave my legs.

 

[Kismet]

I was shaving with a new razor and sliced my leg like I haven't since I was a teenager. This thread is an example of how silly the David hate threads are. David for the win! But for fun what else is David's fault in your life today?

It's his fault the cheese I didn't eat has now gone a little sweaty. He IS on the Gold Coast after all and... it's DAVID.

Also DAY has the first two letters of his name in it and for that reason alone...if your day sucks, it's his fault

 

[MelKen]

Hahahahaha not what I expected at all - love it!
In all honesty it's David's fault i have aged about 10 years since he walked into the house, it's David's fault I have cried so many tears (both happy and sad) and it's David's fault I have found some amazing ppl on these forums who love David for who he is and can see so much more of who he is than what BB decides to show us.

It's also David's fault it's pissing with rain in the uk and I am soaking wet!

Ps - sorry about your leg, hurts like hell doesn't it!

 

[CrazyDutchWoman]

It was David's fault that while I was cycling on my mountainbike through the Dutch countryside I could not stop singing (very falsely I must add) his song he performed with Skye and people looked at me weirdly. Blimey David...

 

[vafunghoul]

It's David's fault I opened the foil lid on my Greek Yogurt so quick it splattered on my shirt making me look like I walked through the climax scene of a porn shoot.

 

[Tressyjo]

@MelKen if it's all David's fault it's pissing with rain in the UK it must be his fault that it is in South Texas as well!

 

[Rudiger]

World War II? 100% David.

(Please don't give me any of that "he wasn't even born yet" shit. Not buying it, and you shouldn't be selling it.)

The 1960 Chilean Earthquake? All David's fault [line].

The bastard...

 

[Ellie Mae]

Global warming, David's hate for Skye is so intense, he has melted the polar ice caps. We are all gonna die because of David! Now everyone start rioting in the streets!

 

[blackandcrimson]

It's David's fault I am engaging in these threads. I haven't done so since 2006 when another David was in the BB house. All Davids' fault.

 

[vafunghoul]

I just gave my dog a reprieve and blamed my fart on David.

 

[David's beard]

I have run out of milk and can't make a coffee. FFS DAVID!

 

[Melanchoffee]

David is as much fun as a blowup barbwire canoe, so I'm sure it's his fault mine sank.

 

[Gemini]

In year 7 my best friend went to the school social with the boy I liked.

Clearly the work of either David or Davis Sego

 

[vafunghoul]

<------ DAVIDS FAULT!

 

[davidftw]

It's David's fault that I even watch Big Brother this year. Damn him! *shakes fist*

 

[vafunghoul]

Nope, he's fixing it!

 

[3Jane]

It's David's fault I am engaging in these threads. I haven't done so since 2006 when another David was in the BB house. All Davids' fault.

Nice use of punctuation.

I was shaving with a new razor and sliced my leg like I haven't since I was a teenager. This thread is an example of how silly the David hate threads are. David for the win! But for fun what else is David's fault in your life today?

Grown women use epilators... if they can find them (David's fault).

 

[Tressyjo]

It's clearly David's fault that I don't know what an epilator is; and that my Chihuahua won't go outside in the rain, which is his fault remember, and I had to hunt down the puppy pads.

 

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

I just realized I have no conditioner left. Now my hair won't be silky smooth. IM AT THE END OF MY ROPE WITH YOU DAVID!