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Ryan and Paul are up doing a morning workout. Paul is clocking up a few kays walking around the pool. He refuses to walk the boundaries because he feels like he’s trapped. Terri says “jeez you boys have good bodies – quite lovely”. Paul says “I don’t know about Ryan, he’s not very toned.. pretty underdeveloped” (jokingly, of course).

Bree and Cath have found a new hangout – just outside the kitchen overlooking the pool. Kane calls it the new posse.

Paul and Ryan are now sunbathing talking about how the eviction will be interesting. Their talk is quite boring actually. Paul says he’s either made it or break’ed it – but he’s ready for anything. His family would have been watching these last few days thinking “here he goes!”. Kane is now cleaning the pool. Paul says “open up the gates of hell.. if you get rid of me, everyone will be free, and that will be the end, of reality”.

2.15pm – Kane is giving Merlin a sexy new ‘do. Kane is talking quite passionately about hair dos and how he would wear Merlin’s hair.

Trevor comes out from the diary room after being told about house duties. He picks up an old envelope and takes it out to pretend they have a proper message. Trevor reads out: “Dear housemates, after tea tonight there will be a visitor, please make sure that everything is cleaned up and everything is in order”. Merlin notices that there’s a list of names on the letter, rather than the message, and all the girls call out in dissapointed. Trevor can’t stop laughing. “How excited did we all get then”.

Kane is back to doing Merlin’s hair. Merlin says it’s perfect. Kane you metrosexual you.

BREAK

3.54pm – Ashalea goes into the diary room to say hello because she’s a bit bored. Ash says she didn’t do much today because she had a sore tooth. Big Brother says there is a vacuum in the diary room, for use on the bedroom carpet. She wheels it out and emerges with her vacuum. Ash has a bit of trouble with the extension cord “this thing is alive!”, and not being able to find wall outlets to plug it in. Meanwhile the housemates in the kitchen discuss whether Ash will know how to operate a vacuum cleaner.

4.02pm – Ash is cleaning, the vacuum cleaner is upside down.

4.22pm – More cleaning, she’s sucked up some one’s scrunchy.

4.55pm – Finished now! “That was fun”.

Trevor takes the housemates outside to look at what looks like a snake on the wall. It’s obviously fake but the housemates keep talking. They decide it’s a bluetonge lizard… now it’s a snake. They prod it with the pool cleaner. Kane and Merlin can tell it’s fake and start yelling out how poisonous it is. Ash and Bree are ecstatic. Eventually they realise it’s fake – Big Brother put it there to scare the kukaburras.

Later, Ash and Merlin are discussing the possibility of another group of housemates living upstairs. Merlin doesn’t think so and says “you are niave of your innocence”. Ash doesn’t know what the word means. Merlin does his best to explain it… a little clueless. I LOVE THAT MOVIE! Merlin says he rests his case.

BREAK

7.37pm – Trevor has been called to the diary room to collect a letter – he’s being escorted by the girls. They chant “we want something to do”. Trevor hides the letter under his shirt – but the housemates are wiser than that. The girls and Merlin now chant “we have something to do”.

“Big Brother believes each housemate has kept something from the other housemates. Tonight you must reveal your best hidden talent”

8.07pm – Trev: I can sing a bit. it’s called singing. He sings part of “the lion sleeps tonight”. After a nervous pause he gets going – very loud and high pitched. The housemates cheer on.

Kane: he does some robot dancing, it’s a bit tame compared to Trev’s performance.

Elle: She gargles the Australian national anthem! The housemates clap on.

Ash: She twists her double jointed arm.. there is a quiet cracking noise.

Wes: Shows his mental powers.. he can make Ash say carrot. He fails!

BREAK

11.11pm – The girls are in the kitchen entertaining each other. Cath makes an Adam’s family “it” out of Bree’s hair. Meanwhile Trev plots a joke on the girls – he gets some guys to keep the girls occupied while they get the fake snake down. Ryan picks it up and pretends to be attacked – the boys put it in Bree’s bed.

Ash is discussing how they seperate from the boys. Cath gets some advice: are you scared of going through the pain of breakups again? Bree says she was like that in the past. Elle reminds her that she’s been in a marriage of 12 years, and that’s quite serious. Terri says she will go into relationships and try to make it work and then end up wasting her life. Ash says they are all really strong, and she has always had her girl time, and he boyfriend is the only one she can go back to. Cath says there will be guys lining up. Ash says she feels like a bonehead.

11.54pm – The boys are in the lounge, and Kane goes into the bedroom only to be attacked with a pillow gauntlet. All the boys move in and suggest they go to bed.

Eventually Bree opens up her bed, doesn’t see the snake at first, then makes a huge gasp and screams out “AAH!”.

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Another day, another Uplate episode. It’s 11:54pm when we get things rolling. Mike explains the new task, which involves a watermelon suspended in the air via a magnet. Housemates must catch it each time it falls. They are allowed to drop it 5 times within the 24 hour period. Mike grows through the first brain teaser of the evening. Paul has decided not to participate in this task. Anyway, through the kitchen. Wesley says that he said to Paul that if he was either of the other nominees he would be extremely happy with his attitude toward this task. He’s with Merlin in the kitchen. They wonder if this will make him be evicted. Merlin says it’s hard for Terri because Paul is her best mate in the house. Merlin says that Kane will be peeved if Paul goes. Wes says he doesn’t think so, he reckons Ryan is his best mate in the house. Mike cuts in and goes through the VBB comp. Now back to the watermelon, Trevor and Ash are standing under it. Kane and Ryan are standing near, talking to them. Mike cuts in and says the VBB winner will get to say Go to drop the watermelon very soon. Ryan says he went to this place and asked to play “underground” pool game. They went down and started playing, and his mate had the next shot and it was a straight shot on the black (8). Ryan took the black off the table, dropped his pants, put a digit 8 on his balls, the guy hit the white, Ryan got up, the white went straight into the pocket and Ryan quickly put the black 8 onto the table. Weird stuff, but he gets some laughs. Mike cuts in and goes to the first uplate update, and then gives the clue to the teaser. Back to the house we go. Bree has joined Trev and Ash who are still standing under the watermelon. They switchover, Ash letting Kane go under it, and then Bree replaces Trevor. Everyone except Merlin leaves, and Bree says “I’ve been standing here for 4 hours, I want people tap dancing for me!” Bree can’t believe that Trevor and Ash have gone straight to bed. Bree doesn’t think it will fall. Trevor says goodnight to them, and Bree says “Bree is not happy!”. Mike cuts in and says that the brain teaser is closed, and that Caroline will be telling BB to drop the watermelon after the break.

12:17am – Mike explains the task to us again, and then we go back to the house. Ryan is talking to Bree and Kane. Trevor has rejoined them out there during the break. Mike cuts in and we’re going to get it to drop very soon. Caroline is on the phone. Alright here is the countdown from 10, lets see….Kane catches it easily, and does a quick lap of honour!!! They give us a quick replay, then back to the house. Kane has locked it back in place, and resumes his position straight away. Merlin says he can’t believe he wasn’t there for it. Mike interrupts again, this time to give away the first cash of the night. Straight into the second brain teaser, and then comm break.

12:29am – We’re in the kitchen, Elle, Trevor and Ryan are there. Ryan says to Elle “your coffee’s don’t taste right.” He asks how many sugars she put in, and it’s the correct amount. Ryan asks them what they do if their depressed. Elle says she just has to be by herself, goes to a secluded beach or something and just sits. Ryan says he gets in his car and listens to a Radiohead CD. Mike cuts in here, and gives us a clue for the teaser. Back to the house we go, and we’re back outside. We get a little shot of Paul asleep in the corner of the screen, in the bedroom. Bree wants a drink, so takes some of Elle’s. Bree can smell hot chips, and Trev says yeh it’s the security guard, and it’s Hungry Jack’s chips. They argue whether the moon is full yet. Ryan says it is because it’s the first day of the month LOL. Elle says thats bullshit. We cut to the bedroom and see Paul asleep. It looks as if Terri is also asleep. Comm break.

12:43am – Julie wins the next stash of cash. Next brain teaser gets underway. Uplate update time. Mike tells us the VBB winner, the person is from Tassie :) Back to the house finally, they are talking about the Don Lane show, but there are more beeps in there than Texas, so we are quickly ushered off to the bedroom to watch Paul sleep again. Comm break.

12:56am – He goes through the brain teasers again, with the clue. Back to the house, we have Trevor, Elle and Merlin watching Kane and Bree with the melon. Merlin is talking to Trevor about some band or something. Wesley re-emerges. He asks if anyone wants a drink. No says everyone. They talk about how Gretel made fun of Trev and Bree on Monday I suppose (missed the show). Elle says she and Ryan will be taking over the task shortly. They have an egg timer to figure out how long they should each be under the melon for. Merlin flips it over and it starts counting down. Bree asks if anyone has any chocolate hidden. Bree says she hasn’t eaten for 5 hours, so she is gonna have something after she finishes her ‘shift’. Comm break.

1:09am – Tish is the winner of the cash this time around. The last game is started. Bck in the house, they reckon the next 2 evictions will be tough. They reckon it’s only about 12am or so. They talk about how they should do this throughout the night. Wes says that perhaps a few of the guys do longer shifts and let others sleep. Bree thinks they should keep going the way they are. Merlin says he doesn’t think he needs to wake Cat up. They say she will be pissed off if he doesn’t wake her up. They spend the next 2 minutes saying “I spy with my little eye something beginning with W”. It gets repetive after the 10th time or so. Ryan wonders why it’s called a Watermelon. Bree reminds Ryan that Gretel made mention of them snuggling up on the couch during nominations. Elle decides to go to the toilet before her shift starts, in 6 minutes according to Merlin.

1:22am – Uplate update straight after the break. Back in the kitchen, we have Ryan and Elle standing guard over the watermelon now. They are playing the “I went to the shop” game, a memory game where they each say what they bought, then repeat them all, and add a new one at the end. So far they have bought a Barracuda, a chick’s phone number, dirt diggler, an elephant, a fake leg, Gandoph the great from LOTR, and a hot tub! Comm break.

1:35am – Marnee is in Canberra, and wins the last of the money for tonight. She also is told she can do the countdown for the drop of the watermelon. Here goes the countdown from 10…..1……..Ryan catches it, even though he didn’t have his arms ready. They all come and give him high fives. Action replay comes onto the screen. Back to the house, they are all doing a very weird dance! Bree goes to bed. Elle puts the melon back up in it’s spot. Actually, she can’t do it, and Ryan does it for her. Straight back to the game for these two. We cross to the kitchen now, Kane is saying something, but Mike comes back on and throws to a package of the D&D Ball at Dreamworld, where Mike asked people who of the housemates were most shaggable. Back to the house we go. Ryan has just bought Kosimoto from the shops – ‘he was blind!’ LOL. Mike comes back on and says goodnight. Dreamworld says goodnight at 1:44am. Did that not go two hours or my imagination?

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Dave

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Another week of BBUL, and Mike starts us off with a brain teaser. Perhaps their asleep? Actually no their not, we go to the house now, to the bedroom, where Elle, Ryan and Kane are talking. Kane is telling them about a trip he has planned. It involves Canada. He talks about the club on the Gold Coast where he DJ’s, but also how he would like to DJ round the world. Ryan is very interested, but Elle has gone away from them. Mike cuts in to talk about VBB comp, but after that, we’re back to the boys. Kane says he loves being in control, which he is while DJ’ing. He says he loves people looking at him, thinking what he’s going to play next. Kane encourages Ryan to do something, but says not next year because he wants to give AFL a real shot. They are talking about some country oversea’s (Bali I assume, actually no it’s Thailand) where clothes are dirt cheap. Ashalea is very excited about going there! They suggest going over there with a spare suitcase, empty. Ryan says he’ll take the BB one! Mike cuts in again and gives us a clue for the teaser. Then he decides to play an uplate update. Back to the house we go, this time to the couch. Wesley and Merlin are talking. Wes wonders how good the viewing is for the public. They are talking about Catherine I think, but I don’t understand what there getting at. They say Kane was in good form last night. Merlin says he had a great convo with him. Over to the kitchen everyone goes. Bree, Ashalea, Wes, Merlin and Elle are there. Merlin says he is excited that people are staying up later. He says Wes is starting to step up. They decide to have a Milo. Merlin says the afternoon nap is really good. Merlin says the late night TV show is on 11-1, so they need something to watch! Merlin reckons the best convo’s come from the night. Wesley refuses to eat toast at night. He doesn’t want to start. Elle reckons she is getting a few pounds on, she just keeps eating cause she can’t find anything she really enjoys. They say they are looking forward to real food again outside of the house. Cut back to the studio, and Krystal is there. I think it’s pre recorded though. Comm break.

12:05am – Brain teaser is closed, back to the house. Terri is plucking her pubes….yuk. Finally, back to the kitchen we go. Trevor has joined them. They discuss that they thought the pancakes were great to eat, and also when they had the coffee machine. Nothing go past real coffee they think. Elle is still worried about her gaining weight. Trev reckons he’s lost some while he’s been in there. While all this, we still have the small screen watching Terri. Mike cuts in, and Rebecca wins the first $1000 for the night. Game two kicks off. Back to the kitchen we go. They discuss Gretel’s interview with Rove before BB started, and the 16 housemates images. Bree knew she was on in straight away. She obviously knew she was going into the house by then, but she picked herself out. Trev says he knew who he was. Some missed it and asked if anyone taped it. Bree says we’ll be soo sick of seeing ourselves on TV by the end of this. Merlin brings up an interesting question; he asks “when would you think they will bring intruders in?” Of course, at that point, we are off to a comm break.

12:18am – Brain teaser clue time. Another uplate update. Back to the kitchen. They talk about how BB hasn’t given them a task yet. Merlin says that while it’s a little thing, a task in here gives them so much to think about and to spend time on. Wes says it would be good if they showed us a whole day of Simpson’s episodes. Elle reckons it wouldn’t be good TV. Merlin says that they probably couldn’t show any of the stuff when they quote movies or anything. Elle reckons that Gretel likes Ryan! Elle says she might be going this weekend. They say how they can hear the crowd yell out when Gretel is about to announce the evictee. Elle says that perhaps her fight with Ryan the other night will mean she will go – because all the girls on the outside love Ryan and so they might vote her out. Comm break.

12:31am – Someone wins the $1000. Now onto part two of the Krystal interview. Back to the kitchen finally. They talk about what they will have for breakfast. Only Elle, Trevor and Wesley are there. They hope for a good task tomorrow. In the bedroom, apparently ugg boots are ok to go out in over in Adelaide. Ash can’t believe it. Mike cuts in, and gives a clue, and we’re away to a comm break.

12:44am – Mike is back in the studio, Go through the brain teaser again. Back to the house, Bree and Ashalea are talking in bed. Lights are out. Bree is talking about living with friends, she loves it. She says to Ash never to live with guys! Ashalea says she moved out when she had her trouble last year for about 6 weeks, but just when she’s gonna tell us why, BB sends us to the kitchen. Elle explains that once she had her own house, she had an afternoon quicky with her man, and while in the middle of it, his mum walked in and Ryan (the man) took the doona across the room leaving Elle on the bed starkers. She was soo embarrassed. Cut to a nomination package now. Comm break.

12:57am – Terry is on the line to win some cash. Move onto the final brain teaser of the night now. Into the kitchen we go, and before I can figure out what they’re talking about, Mike cuts to another nomination package. Elle is talking about some people she knows. Mike cuts in and gives a random task for Virtual BB. Since it closes at 2am, the word, Terri, will be useless to most. Comm break.

1:10am – Go through brain teaser with the clue one last time, then back to the kitchen. They are talking about school. Nothing very exciting at all. Elle reveals she worked at Toyworld. Ashalea comes back to the kitchen. They decide to have more Milo and start eating again. Ashalea says that everyone in the bedroom is now asleep. Another uplate update. Comm break.

1:23am – John is the final winner of the cash tonight. Back to the house Elle is talking about her sister. She says she is good at everything. Her sister wants to be a primary school teacher. She is a good netballer. Trevor says he is a lot darker than the rest of his family, the rest have nice olive skin. They cut to the last nomination package. Back at the house, the boys reckon that the State of Origin game will be on this Wednesday. Mike says goodnight for the night, as does Dreamworld.

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6.26pm – Bad joke time.. Ryan cracks one “what did the candle say to the other candle.. are you going out tonight”. “Why couldn’t Eric ride a bike?.. because Eric was a fish”.

8.27pm – Just at that moment all housemates are called to the lounge. The nominees are announced: Elle, Terri and Paul. Paul rubs salt on himself (oh god). Ash seems upset but relieved that she’s not nominated. A few housemates give her a hug. She explains that she was so hot and nervous. Everyone seems to trot off to the kitchen.

Elle starts speeling off Paul’s “grain of salt” to brush off her nomination. Cath and Ash are happy they will be in the house for at least another two weeks.

Terri goes into the diary room – starting to feel like no one bloody wants me here! “It feels like.. I don’t know if I’m doing anything wrong.. there’s times where I think I’m boring as hell.. maybe people don’t like my personality and if it does come down to that it’s touchy because I like who I am”.

BREAK

9.24pm – Ryan walks in on the girls in the middle of having facials. He says they look like they’re in a cult. Ryan goes into the bathroom, and the girls set up a “gauntlet” to ambush Ryan with pillows on his return. Merlin calls out to Ryan from the lounge room and the girls jump with the pillows. Ryan decides to run the gauntlet again.

11.14pm – Terri is whinging to Paul about Merlin – in particular, his strategies for nominations: “I look for some one I don’t want in the house and nominate”. Paul says thats the difference between him and Merlin: he’s (Paul) got the balls to explain what he feels. OH PUH-LEEZE.

Conveniently in the lounge Merlin is talking to Wesley about his earlier confrontation with Paul over his citizenship. Merlin explains he is still offended and shook up about the experience.

Trevor goes into the diary room for an entry. He explains it’s been hard trying to pick out faults in people, he tries to get along with everybody. “I keep thinking that I’d ask my girlfriend Bree (not the housemate) for advice”. He says it reminded him of school because he was uncomfortable about how he looked and how he was perceived by people – in here it’s harder because you don’t have your mates and there’s a whole new set of rules and people you have to fit in with. It was his biggest fear when he first walked into the house, but believes he’s done a great job at fitting in so far.

BREAK

1.52am – In the kitchen, Elle tells Wes and Merlin that she was expecting to be nominated tonight. She thought she’d find herself in the house, but realises now that it won’t happen. Elle says she doesn’t know what to do with her life. Merlin comforts her saying that lots of early twenty year olds are in the same situation. She says her parents are (overly) supportive. It’s a sense of drowning.

Ash is getting serious in the bedroom as well – she is talking about her boyfriend. Their relationship is on hold. He takes her out to dinner once every few weeks – they first started going out when they were in year 12 and 17 years old. She says her parents are a little picky and didn’t want her to be too serious and tried to push him away. She spent most of her life as 18 crying because of family arguments. Bree says her parents were only probably freaking out.

Ash says sometimes she feels like she keeps finding ways for the relationship to work just to proove her parents wrong. Bree says it’s a long time to fight over something like that. Ash can’t get away from the fact though – her younger sister has started dating and her parents don’t want to hear about Ash’s relationship. Bree says she should really tell her parents how she feels.

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1.31am – Ash is playing a vengful prank of Trevor, who responds by jumping on her bed. Everyone is pretty amused.

7.20am – Paul is up (sigh). Trevor keeps poking Ashalea to go for a swim, poking her. Ash is tired and cranky. She ends up talking in her sleep about swimming?

Of course Paul and Terri are upset about last night (party poopers). Terri comes over to Paul and says she is so close to losing it. Paul tells her to blow up at the housemates. While talking to Ryan Paul says that Krystal sounds like Mag from neighbours.

Terri is complaining to the other housemates (oh give it a rest you skank!). She says she is pre-menstral and about to lose it. Bree hears enough and sarcastically says “Oh everyone is getting cranky because we had a little fun”.

10.30am – Bree goes into the bedroom and tells Krystal what all the whinging is about. Terri and Paul are having a soak in the hot tub and discuss what is awaiting them on the other side. Terri says she would freak out and run off if she’s evicted tonight – she wants more time in the house. Paul is seemingly impartial.

BREAK

8.08pm – Eviction time… all of the housemates think they are going, except for Paul who makes a “T” sign to indicate Terri – that’s funny.. they were only just talking as though they were friends just a few hours ago. Anyway, Krystal is evicted and the housemates are quite upset. There are a few comments that the house will be very quiet.

Bree is very upset, and can’t understand why Krystal was evicted. She runs over to the punching bag and lets out her frustrations. Terri can’t help but focus on the fact that she’s staying for another week.

Ashalea is in the bedroom getting upset. Elle and Ryan come to comfort her. Paul, Wesley and Kane are in the kitchen explaining how they didn’t see it coming. Paul says the blabbermouth is gone and everyone else will need to open up to fill the gap.

In the bedroom, Ash explains she was only just starting to get close to Krystal. Bree talks about how her and Krystal were talking all night. Bree says the fact that Krystal was a stripper was working against her from the begining because some of society wouldn’t have been as accepting. The boys in the kitchen have come to the same agreement, and Merlin comments that her innocence was taking away by her past.

BREAK

8.32pm – Cath is now upset about evictions. It’s a reminder of the life she’ll return to (sounds a bit like Reggie!). Looking at pictures of her children, she tells them to be good and that she loves them. Cath tells the other housemates that it’s a reminder she could be with her kids right now instead of Krystal outside of the house. The other housemates comment that all of the carisma has now been taken out of the house.

Paul goes to etch Krystal’s name into the wooden patio by the pool. He puts “K”.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Merlin notices that Bree is a leader figure for the girls – and there is confidence in her face, along with Ryan who is the leader for the guys.

Ash is now happy, and starts dancing and singing around the bedroom about staying in the house another week.

Terri is telling Wesley that because she’s a nurse she’s learnt not to become emotional over things like this. She comments that she saw a few housemates dissapointed that she wasn’t leaving.

Later, the housemates are called to the lounge for Krystal’s goodbye message. Elle, I think you’re beautiful and so down to earth and if I’m half as mature at your age then I will be happy about it. Ryan, we might not have agreed at times but you can’t go through life without it. She does her goofy laugh for him. Bree, I’m saying goodbye for now but it will only be a matter of weeks or months and I can’t wait for our friendship to blossom because you are so intelligent in so many different ways, you are just beautiful babe and I love ya.

All of the housemates agree that it was a great message. Elle is now upset and says “I don’t like this game very much”. Elle voted for Krystal in the nominations.

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10.42pm – Terri tells the housemates that she’s glad to still be here. “I’m here and thats all that counts”. Merlin comments that 3 weeks says something. Terri jokes that everyone outside the house loves her and everyone in the house hates her (not just the people in the house, babe).

Elle is in the diary room feeling guitly that she nominated Krystal. She explains she is having trouble coping with the concequences of her decisions and that she’s betrayed Krystal and the other girls.

Back in the kitchen Bree is telling Trevor that she planned to be evicted in the first or second week, and thus didn’t pack that many clothes.

While conversing with Cath and Elle, Ryan discovers that Cath sees a deeper level in himself that he might be holding back on. Paul BUTTS IN and steers the conversation about how Ryan is still one of the boys even after so much time. Cath is inspired by Paul’s faithfulness to his wife and family, something Cath never experienced. She says she’s not looking for a rich ring, but a guy who will say “play with me”.

11.53pm – Bree is making a diary entry, and is feeling a lot more emotional than she expected to when Krystal left. Everyone she’s had the most in common with are leaving the house and she’s surprised at how emotional she’s becoming at the evictions.

At bedtime, Bree says she’s not happy with that empty bed in the room.

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12:32am – Mike welcomes the world to the Friday night show. Vincent is in the studio. He just arrived from Melbourne. He thanks Virgin Blue staff for helping him get ther in time. We look like we’re going to the kitchen, but first they run through the first brain teaser. Into the kitchen now. Krystal is saying that she couldn’t live with her friends. Wesley says he could do it easily. Cut to Merlin asking Ash whats wrong, but nothing is, so Merlin says for her to wait there for him (they are in the living room.) Wesley is talking about where he lives, sounds nice. Mike cuts back in though. They go through some of Vincent’s lines from BB3, but Mike makes them up. They give a clue for the trivia. Comm break already…weird!

12:44am – Vincent thinks that the guys are more built up than previous years. Back to the house we go. They are talking about how on some calls or sms’es they get they have no idea who the hell the person is. Bree replies to sms’es “who is this?”. Merlin says that when his dad rings he says “Hi Dad”, and his father goes “How did you know it was me.” Oldies and technology hey! Krystal father has a man bag. Bree says her bro left a message on her phone one night, and she couldn’t understand it so she deleted, her bro rang her a couple of days later and said ‘did you like the message from christina concert!?’ oops. Krystal starts saying that she wanted Christina tickets, but she was in hospital. She asked her mum to get them, but she didn’t. She got out and they were sold out, so she bid on eBay but didn’t win, and then she sais she went to the concert on the night…..and Mike cuts in!!! OMG, we miss the end of the story. Krystal is being very loud though tonight, and this story took a few minutes. Everyone round the table were laughing at her slowness. Comm break.

12:57am – Someone wins the first cash of the night (Catherine). Merlin starts taking off Krystal as a cricket commentator, and she says ‘that was a good spinner….oh and i went out with spinner one night’ They are all paying Krystal out for never shutting up. A lot of “and this one time”. Suddenly a freaking lot of beeping. But they stick with it through the beeping which is strange. Now they cut away! Ashalea is in the bedroom, now moved into the bathroom. Mike cuts in and away we go with the clue for the second brain teaser. Comm break.

1:10am – Back in the studio and they crap on for a minute, then to the kitchen. They are discussing when to use bought and brought. An english lession on a late friday night. Excellent! Anyway, Krystal begins with another story. She’s telling us that her parents are taping every episode and they can send them over the net through email (lol @ the lameness). Anyway, Merlin says most of his friends were against going into the house. They thought it would be lame. She told one of her friends, and he wasn’t impressed, but his mum is a BB addict and heard and was sooo excited. Bree and others are still laughing at Krystal talking so much. Mike cuts in and talks to Vincent again. Uplate update. Back to the house, they reckon it’s 12:30-1am. Trev is not far away thinking it’s 1am. Wesley says it’s good, cause he doesn’t care what time it is now. Comm break.

1:24am – Back with the studio, Jason is on the phone to win the money. Back to the house now. Bree says if she was on the loser side she would’ve been yelling the crap out of the winners. Krystal says it wasn’t too bad, the boredom was the same, the food was worse of course, but the bedroom wasn’t that much worse. She says Terri really likes Paul, but Paul may not give those feelings back. Krystal reveals to the housemates that they talked yesterday (she and Terri). Krystal says that she wanted to get closer to Ryan and Bree (Terri). Krystal is not hiding her feelings for Terri tonight! Mike cuts in for a clue for the brain teaser. Comm break.

1:37am – Back to the kitchen. Krystal still talking very loudly. Bree says that she has had two bad nights, the one where she threw up and she didn’t feel that great last night, and she says its because she doesn’t normally drink that kind of alcohol. They start talking about drinks. Mike cuts in and they go to an uplate update. Back to the kitchen, Bree says she is a bit shitty that since Aph has left, she is got the smallest boobs in the house. She says she’ll get fake ones one day and they’ll be huge. Comm break.

1:50am – Mike talks about VBB comp. Joe wins the money in the teaser. They go through the final brain teaser. Back to the kitchen. Krystal is talking about the women’s ‘cycle’. They start chanting about clowns and Ashalea gets a bit scared. Mike comes back on, plugs Vincent’s gig on Sunday night, and then they move on to the brain teaser. Comm break.

2:03am – Mike welcomes us back, and throws us to an Uplate Update. Back to the house, housemates are getting changed in the darkened bedroom. Krystal jumps onto Merlin’s bed and gives him a kiss, then jumps back to her bed. Silence comes over the bedroom. Krystals starts playing with Bree, then hits Trevor. Trevor slaps a pillow back at Krystal. Krystal just starts laughing fairly loudly. Ashalea says “your trashed Krystal.” They cut to the uncut update. Leanne wins the last $1000 of the night. Cut to the kitchen cause the kangaroo is sitting at the table. They are speaking on behalf of the kangaroo. They cut to another uncut clip (Terri’s brazillian. Oh yuk). Sleep email time now. Another uplate clip, then another couple of emails before Dreamworld says goodnight at 2:32am.

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