Live from the launch

Rundown of tonights launch show on the Gold Coast, where Behind Big Brother Goons were all through the audience providing us with live feeds.

Thaks go out to the goons and forum guys who helped us out tonite, and espically Zyrorl, who organised the live audio feeds. They cost him around 100 bucks to bring to us so if you have any spare cash and a paypal account, throw him some money please! :) [email protected]

Forgive spelling/formatting .. im doing this in a rush

10:00pm
ok update from the goons. Launch show has ended.
The housemates are sitting at the table eating dinner, they cant reveal the secret because its UNDER the housemates who are eating dinner — under the table.
Goons will be back with a full report in 30 mins,

9:54pm
live feed dead. Techs are working on fixing it with fishing line

9:47pm
They cut back to the house. Everyone is talking at once. 5 mins of talking. Im getting a headache

9:45pm
Goldman gives more stuff away. Audience goes crazy over BB stuff that cost 20 cents to make in china at the cost of the lives of many small children :P

9:40pm
Housemates discover the sauna inside the house. Lots of laughing. Grettle stuffs up her lines when she sais “oh look theres the spa, and we have the swimming pool” .. they re record it at the launch to they can edit it before it goes to air tomorrow. Mike comes back

9:36pm
Goldman gets everyone standing up and counts down from 5 seconds. Cue intro.
37 cameras, 48 mices. now the Hms are about the enter the house.
Waiting room is opened.
This is Big Brother- you may now enter the house.
they let the rats, i mean housemates out into the house.
Live video of the housemates discovering the house. lots of “oh mi god’s”
i counted 7 so far

9:32pm
Hms talking about Thatcher (old british PM)
Goldman is back on after they go back out to a break.
He singles out a guy called Rolf from the audience who has a dirty old pair of thongs. Asks him what size he is and gives him a new pair of thongs.
Its the show that just keeps giving ! Goldman starts talking about the control room where they have 80 tv’s and 100 staff. big brother sits up in a little dark cell at the back of the control room. He asks the crowd about how much money they are going to take off them. He asks them what the other secret is.

9:29pm
Cross live to waiting room where it sounds like a bloody brothel.
Security discovered handcuffs, bla bla sexual stuff. Hms are about to enter the house and they still have to reveal an imposter.

9:26pm
New video. Rules of BB. cant hear anything
Big Brother has the right to change the rules at any time
Money will be slashed by 5 grand every time a housemate breaks one of the house rules!
not wearing a mic will cop a fine of 5 grand
last year the housemates broke the rules 17 times in ONE WEEK, costing them this year around 80 thousand dollers.
They could leave the house with $0, they could lkeave the house oweing BB the money.

9:23pm
new feed from team #2. Next guy is 27 and his name is Hot Dogs. Sounds pretty cool. grettle tells him to watch his behaviour because hes acting like a kid.

9:17pm
If anyone has any spare cash, paypal something over 5 bucks to [email protected] whos providing everyone with the Audio and you guys with the audio when its over. So if you enjoyed these updates and have paypal please dontate guys. Its costing like 200 bucks to bring this to the fans tonite !

9:17pm
Goldman asks the audience if they know who the imposter is. People yell out and some guy replys. Buffering. Screaming. My ears hurt.
I just got a MMS from the launch will host soon. Anyway .
Grettle comes back at 21 past. mumble mumble silence

9:13pm
Goons say “this could be intresting”
something happens and grettle says that “theres a lot of energy in that room now” – so everyone could be in the waiting room ! who knows.
Goldman is back and bitching about the people in the grass area and that they are dieing off a bit. he tells them to stand up and yell and stuff. Poor bastads. Hes telling them to increase the energy and bla bla whatever im not writing any more on this ! lol

9:08pm
Ok we are back on the live feed, crowd is going nutts after Mik leaves. Silence.
Next chick: You never know when im going to flirt with the boys or girls or both. im over overtly sexual. Grettle says please welcome Geneva – shes a bar manager from NSW and is 19 and bisexual. Can anyone here say hoe?
Grettle says that she undersdtands that shes extreamly flexable and asks for a demo. Sounds like this chick uis straight from a porno

9:07pm
Up next is Michael, hes from NSW and is a demo man.
Demolition? who knows. Most probabily the other demo man type.

9:01:30pm
I thought i might count the seconds because chatter is ANNOYING ME. Anyway grettle goes to a break and guess whos back? BBBA’s golden child. GOLDMAN the COLDMAN.
He comes back onto the mic and asks how everyone is going. He gives someone some BB thongs and the guy he gives them to says “omg how good is mike give it up for him”. ok. ill give it up. how much you want
Anyway he talks to an audience member about what they think and who is their fav housemate. Theres some annoying 12 year old near my goons. The link goes dead. Battery issues with my poor poor goons. Working on getting the link up with team #2. Will keep updated tho, not not every 20 seconds !

9pm
Grettle says *staic* is ready to meet his new friend in the waiting room.
chatter house cut chatter chatter. everyones talking at once.

8:57pm
The next housemate is NELSON (see bbba told you YONKS ago), hes 23 and an assistant manager. Crowd goes nutts when he comes out. He starts saying that he wasn’t very organised in his packing ( i think). grettle says that she thinks he looks nice – he looks nice enough to go into the house so HEAD ON UP YOU GO BABY (she didn’t say baby, i did.. it was like for effect)

8:55pm
Ok so hes gone. wow. sounds like they are cutting back to the house where there is no timidity from the housemates. they are all like OMG HI HOW ARE YOU and nice to meet you (yea like you are gona be nice in the diry room you EVIL WOMAN) Bla bla we are still at house feeds where the ousemates are chatting about stuff (see i didn’t swear supermum)
Its now time to meet the next HM from QLD

8:50pm
I refuse to spell grettles name correctly, or spell anything correctly for that matter because im listening to a live feed and updating while doing the forums and IRC so BLARR so so sorry.
OK audience cheers, Cuts back to the house where people are probabily into the “storming” phase now, whereby the people test the power relationships and start to look for a leader. grettle comes back saying “ive got 2 big secrets to tell you but first lets meet someone else”
Psych describes her as eccentic and needy ?! wtf
Anyway this guys a wog, from NSW and his name is Tim – hes 27 and hes a journo. hopefully not for the Confidential. ahahah yeah die in a fire. Grettle talks to him about lockdown. Bla bla. he goes up the runway and into a car.

8:45pm
Ok shes back and saying bla bla bla housemates, meanwhile we are all here in the auditorium (audience screams) – meeting next HM now
Someone yelled something out – i think it was “dumb blonde” – goons are saying “that was harsh”.
Next chick knows Taekwondo (hey i got up to red belt myself). Her name is Gianna (24) in customer service. She says shes had 3 or for marriage proposials – or maybe 5 (oh look at me im up myself). She says “get me in an arm wresstle – you wont win”

8:43pm
Grettle fucked up i think. Audience is quiet – im pretty sure she fucked up. She talks to the auditorium people. Its still quiet. Maybe her face fell off

8:36pm
They go to a break – goldman is back and talking to the audience. Interviewing people and giving out stuff. Including ice cubes that change color when you put them into your drink. omg wow.

8:36pm
Grettle says that our “queen of the dating scene” is about to have her first something with the house (could this be the dating service chicky that we were talking about before? ) anyway they cut back to the house where everyone is still chatting

8:34pm
His name is Glen and hes from the country – hes a shearer and a complete boagan – but it sounds like the audience likes him.
grettle asks him if hes nrevious – he replys that “hes a bit” 0 audience laughs.
Grettle ask if he actually cooked bush food in the hotel room
he says yea i think.
They send him off

8:34pm
OMG this guy is an Okker. “goin shooting with the boys is cool, then we go to the pubbb”.. he sounds worse then reggie – real aussie bloke

8:31pm
Cut to the house and the chick is liek “hiiiii”” then its like “im michelle, and this is ashlee” or something Psychologically speaking, the group is currently in the “forming” stage where people are still timid. Next you will see the “storming” stage where a leader comes out, then the “performing” stage where the group acts well together – i cant hear shit at the moment so im explaining what i learnt at uni the other day.

OK

they are talking and stuff. Saying how they look familiar. The audience is deadly silent listening to the housemates. Grettle says that they need more chicks in the house, with what the psyuchologist described as likeable – something and soemthing – they introduce the next housemate..

8:28pm
Chick talks next about her childhood and how its happy and parents are happy and shit. her name is Angela shes from Vic and is a company director. She comes on stage and the goons are clapping and screaming like women again. Bloody goons.. still they are champs. ANYWAY.
Grettle tells her that she hopes she finds love in the house and she hopes she has a fab time, and off you go ! she walks down and gets into the car

8:24pm
Guy from NSW is next, his name is logan and hes a plumber. he says something about having sex in the house.
Grettle speaks, then they cut to the house again. more introductions.

8:19pm
Goldman is back on bitching about how people didn’t make enough noise when the housemates got into the cars. He says the whole side is missing out on prizes because they didn’t cheer. He says this is how big brother is going to work this year. He hands out prizes. the goons are cheering like women.

8:17pm
Lots of cheering (maybe lesbians in the house already)..Grettle is back on talking about bikinis i think – or something, but anyway they go into another video about something. oh its a live feed from the house where a chick says omg i didn’t even know i was in.
Grettle comes back on saying ” now we have met 5 of them, stay tuned cus more will be on after this break”. Cuts to live feed from the house.

8:14pm
You see people this is why you dont go with 3, his phone froze OK WE ARE BACK. Next is Kate, shes an administrator (forum admin mabe?? jk) from WA. She says grettle looks stunning (dont know how, maybe faceplant) and grettle says she can go into the house from that comment alone!
Kato cant believe shes going into the house.Grettle says its a massive achievement and have fun, now off you go. Kate goes off into the house

8:14pm
Housemates walk up the gangway to a waiting car, then they are taken to the waiting room then released into the house

8:09pm
Josh thinks the housemates are ugly apart from the chick who “loves sex”. Yummy.
next person is on with a video about them, goons say he looks like igor (go to the official website for pics)HIs name is Dean, from QLD and hes a sales rep. he comes onto stage . Chitty chatty grettle is ugly blablabla. they cut to the house where housemates are meeting each other “OMG HI IM MICHELLE” oh him im bla bla bla let get naked
(kidding about the naked part)

8:07pm
Official Big Brother website seems to have put up the housemate pics in response to our coverage.
8:04pm
Show comes back and grettle is back on.
next chick comes on and shes broken some australian records in hurdles and stuff. Her name is Michelle, shes from Brisbane and is a promo manager

8:00pm
Audience is cheering for some reason – oh they went to a break and Goldman is on again. (this is during the “ads” of the “live” show tomorrow night).

8:00pm
new chick, doesn’t take critisim well and is a major flirt. likes boys better than chicks. Shes very open with guys and if she wants something – she swings both ways. her name is Cristie (21) and shes a receptionest. She comes onto stage and says shes going great. Chitty chatty whatever. She gets into a car and goes.

7:56pm
WAITING ROOM CONFIRMED.

7:53pm
ALL DOUBLE BEDS IN THE HOUSE. Grettle takes people through a tour of the house. Something happens if you stand behind something in the bathroom – brown door in bathroom leads to a SAUNA.
Theres a pole for pole dancing. moves out to the garden where theres a bbq, gym, and lawnmower, and theres a massive secret behind some door in the garden. 10 bucks says its the Head of the house room

7:45pm
mike talks to the audience and tells them to get on their feet when the housemates come into the arena.
Show comes back. Grettle introduces first HM. 14 housemates who are ALL going into the house.
Constance – Hairdresser from Victoria
First housemate is introduced in a video montage- sounds like a chick. She says in her interview how shes funny and stuff, talks about her “ideal” boyfriend. She talks to grettle – then goes off after grettle goes OMG BIG CHEERS FOR CONSTANCE !

7:42pm
Gretel asks Regie and others what they are doing these days. Reggie says shes a hostes. Gretel then runs through the audition process. Video is shown about the auditions.
BLa bla bla we travelled all around the country to see potential housemates. Gretel explains about the audion process in the video. Video is showen of each audition highlights – idol style. Sounds pretty funny by what i can hear.

7:40pm
Asking housemates how they felt going into the house 2 years ago. Mentions that Pete (i think) went into the house with his fly undone.

7:33pm
Montage of previous big brother events, some funny stuff in there from each series. Going through winners of previous series. Winners of each series come onto stage

7:31pm
Show starts. Crowd going wild. Zororl is a champ and hes streaming it. Huge thanks to the goons and Zororl. Show starts with a movie of something, pre recorded

7:27pm
Golman tells people to hold up their signs so he can see if any say BBBA lol. Gretel is going to be wearing a headset microphone

7:24pm
secrets revealed in a sec

7:14pm
Wesley is reporting for Ch10 on big brother.

7:11pm
Goldman tells audience that theres 15 mins till the start of the show. Normal Mike goldman jokes are happening

7:03pm
Goldman takes to the stage to warm up the audience

6:55pm
Behind Big Brother is never going to affiliate with Big Brother – they hate us for bringing the truth to the fans! Updates soon

6:30pm
Goons are inside the studios, there is a main screen at the back of the stage that parts so that people can walk through it. the stage is surrounded by heaps of LCD tellies. People are waiting around at the moment for the show to start. Stairs are in the same place. The whole stage is black tiled. screens down the left and right hand sides. Stairs at the front to the big screen.
8 big plazmas on each side of the big screen.
Mike G hasn’t done any warmup but will probabily start at 7 for a 7:30 kickoff.
Not many people at the eviction – heaps of people still walking in.

5:30pm
Goons arive at Dreamworld studios,
around 100 people are outside waiting including Josh from the forums who stole
my name. Next update in 30mins

Thanks go out to the BBBA goons for the info as well as the two others who are sending in stuff – maybe they are apprentice goons? who knows!

Also on Behind Big Brother

The Launch

Cue the credits. BB2005 is here. Countdown from 5 to 1, before the rubix cue starts rolling into our TV screen to start the new opening credits for this year. Also, we have a slightly remixed version of the usual theme music. The new version doesn’t tell us how many days it will run for. Huge view of the crowd, before BB comes over the top to give us an overview of the past four years! A four minute clip package showing all the highlights, as well as some lowpoints, of each of the 4 previous seasons, before we come back live and MIke welcomes us to the 2005 edition of Big Brother. Gretel is then welcomed onto the stage, but before she arrives, we see from the giant screen on the middle of the stage every damn outfit the woman has worn on each past eviction/special night of the show over the past 4 years. Like magic, the TV splits into two, and Gretel enters the arena to a cheer of support.

“Hello and welcome. Sit down – we’ve got a great night” is her first sentence for the new year. Straight and to the point Gretel! She asks the crowd if they are excited, which naturally gets a gigantic roar. She goes on to tell the crowd that they completely knocked down the old house and started from scratch. She goes onto say that they won’t actually reveal it all to us tonight – they will keep some special rooms for other occasions. However, we will meet the housemates. She says some are clever, kind, hot or not, even some that think that the sun shines out of their you know what, and finally, some that perhaps don’t think at all. She says tonight we will also meet our imposter. She starts to reveal something else…then thinks about it, as if asking BB if it’s ok to reveal, before telling us that it’s to do with the money. She does want to tell the audience one thing however regarding the Imposter. She reveals that the housemates have been in lockdown since last Tuesday, and therefore have no idea of any imposter. She tells the audience that they are not able to make a noise about that subject in any way, shape or form during tonight’s festivities.

Gretel goes onto tell us that the housemates are waiting just outside, but first, we are to meet, or rather re-meet, our kings and queens from past years. Gretel asks us to please welcome Ben, Peter, Reggie and Trevor. The four walk down the main ramp that all housemates are now accustomed to walk down during an eviction. They all gather on stage, and Gretel says that of course, it isn’t ‘their’ night anymore, because we’re trying to build a new sensation this year. She starts with Pete. She asks him how he felt the first night. Pete says he was fine until he got out of the car, saw the lights and Gretel’s face. He said at that point he wanted to go home. Gretel reminds us that he did have his fly undone that opening night. Ben is next to tell his story. He says he was soo nervous, but walking back through the crowd again tonight has nearly made him cry again. He says it’s such a good feeling. She turns to our Reggie. She gets a heap of applause. Gretel asks her if she can remember what it was like, to which our darling Reggie of course says “WHAT!?” She goes onto say ‘sorry, i wasn’t listening to ya!’ Gretel asks her what she was thinking about, to which Reggie says she was just trying to soak it all in, because she didn’t do that last time. Gretel decides to give Reggie a moment or two, and move onto Trevor. However, he himself is laughing as well still at Reggie. SHe asks Trev if winning has changed his life. He says it has, he’s bought a house, got married, bought a car. Gretel congratulates him on his weddding, which was just last weekend. Finally, Gretel decides to ask everyone what they are up to nowadays. Reggie is with Virgin Blue, Pete is back at Uni studying Medicine, Ben has a few sports athletes signed up for Pacific Sports Management, while Trev just stands there and doesn’t get asked. She thanks them all, before moving on to talk about the audition process. Cut to clip package.

Gretel is doing the voiceover, explaining that there were no video tapes this year, with live interviews on the spot performed right around the country. She explains that each hour hundreds pass through the registeration section, and move into groups for the first stage. She says it’s a 12 hour day just to get rid of the crowd for producers. Standouts get to go through to the second stage, where you get to talk to the camera for one minute. There were a few rules, you had to tell them why they should choose themselves to go into the house. They were hoping that people wouldn’t tell them that they are ‘fun’ Of course, the clip package now shows 5 people, one after the other saying that they are fun, before a few flashing their racks and finally, a charming young lady telling us that she sees dead people. Back to the stage again with Gretel. She says again that the housemates are just outside. She says to join her after the break for the first housemate.

Gretel is back, ready to introduce the first housemate. However, first thing is first. Gretel reveals that BB has told the housemates that some of them might not be going into the house. However, all of them actually will go in. Our first housemate is from Victoria who likes to be the centre of attention, and likes to break rules. In the clip she says she doesn’t think she is a successful person at all….alas she says she does it with such conviction that she just doesn’t care. Her name is Constance, and she is 21 years of age. “When I was little my mum’s boyfriends used to call up and I would say she can’t come to the phone right now cause she’s on the toilet doing a big shit.” Charming…She likes to hang out with boys, drink a lot of beer, and get kicked out of bars. She’s flirtly, funny and perhaps a little bit mad. She doesn’t like people who are always positive because they are annoying, however she thinks people that are negative are really funny to talk too. She admits she’s done some things that are wrong, but she doesn’t regret doing them. Constance finally enters down through the giant screen, and is greeted by Gretel. She looks very confident. Gretel asks her how she is feeling, to which she replied “I’m shitting myself..” She says lockdown was boring. She is open to hooking up in the house, asking ‘how hot are they?’ Gretel finally tells her she is going into the house, and she begins to walk up through the crowd on the ramp. Halfway up the ramp and the music suddenly dies, and Gretel is talking to the crowd again while it’s totally quiet, meaning that they have highly edited this piece tonight. She says that Constance will walk to the house, meaning we have time to quickly go in and see the house for ourselves…well via the cameraman I spose.

Shane is the cameraman, giving a thumbs up to tell us he’s there, and Gretel will be directing him round the house. Gretel tells him to go up the stairs, which are all white, even the walls and ceiling. Soon as he gets up there, he has to go straight back down stairs to get into the house proper. Turn left when you enter the house and you get the kitchen, which is very reddish. Straight off the kitchen is the bedroom, which has 2 plasma’s in it, and the walls have blue sky and clouds on them. 7 Double beds in the room, also looks like a toilet over in the corner, although Gretel doesn’t mention it (I’m just remembering from the house plan!) Carpet is on the wall directly on the right as you came into the house – Gretel reveals there is a secret behind that. Walk past the carpeted wall and you’ve got the Diary Room. See through door as you enter the DR again, into a foyer which has a very nice looking BB Logo on it. These doors are not seethrough. These open up to reveal a very orangery feel to the DR, Orange chair, orange walls, except for one part of it (directly behind the chair) which is light brown. A lovely water feature greets us as we walk out of the diary room. Gretel tells us that it is luckily placed right near the toilets. Turn right out of the diary room and we hit the bathroom. Same design for the bathroom as last year pretty much, but where you would take a shower, there is a new piece of seethrough glass, but it’s like a chessboard in that it has clear seethrough, then faded seethrough bits. The faded ones actually magnify. Geez, this should be an interesting season! The bathroom is blue this year. Brown wooden door in the corner reveals a sauna of course. Big couch area as you turn right out of the bathroom, followed by a dining room table (of sorts) a little further into the room on the left hand side. On the right of this is the dancefloor still intact from last year. Right next to that is of course a pole, to poledance. We head outside now, Turn directly right outside and we have a red floor, with a barbie and a spa, as well as a heap of chair type cushion things and perhaps a few small tables. Swimming pool is also quite close to the spa, and looks nice as always. Little bit of sand also next to the pool. Over beyond that we have the gym, which is set up on a chess board type floor (black and white). Get a look at the grassed area now to reveal some sport lines drawn on it. Shane of course heads for the secret silver double doors which have appeared over in the corner, but Gretel tells him he can’t go in there. Gretel tells us that beyond that door is a massive secret. We say goodbye to Shane now, and that is the Big Brother house! Moving on, Constance has arrived at the house. Gretel tells us that she must be checked by security, before she is allowed to enter the ‘waiting room’. The waiting room is what they are calling it tonight, Gretel tells us. She heads straight to another door, but that is locked. She realises that she is locked into just one room of the house, so she sits….and waits.

Back to Gretel, and we’re happy to meet our second housemate. She’s very flirty Gretel tells us, as well as getting very angry and defensive when criticised. Roll the clip package. “I wanna cause scandal, I just want to make the chicks intimidated, I wanna make the guys go wild, I just wanna rock the pants of everyone in the house.” I think this chick wants to do a lot of stuff! She looks young. Her name is Christie, she is a receptionist and is 19 years of age. She says she loves to spend money. She would rather hang with the guys rather than the girls. She says that girls often get jealous and start hating her for no reason. She says she is confident with guys, and that if she wants something she’ll just go up and get it. Christie goes onto say she doesn’t think she is bisexual, but the ‘door swings both ways.’ She is definately looking for love in the house. Christie thinks she is the package (Oh dear). She says she has the looks, the personality, the humour and the body. Oh dear again. Christie comes down through the megascreen as housemate number two. She does seem very confident though, saying to Gretel that is wonderful to be here. She says she has no self doubts at all, and asked if she is concerned about whether she will go into the house or not, she says everything happens for a reason. She suddenly lets out “I’m perfect!” OH DEAR. Gretel is speechless and just gives her a hug! Christie tries to explain herself by saying you have to be confident cause you only live once. Gretel likes the answer, and tells her that she is going into the house, so down the ramp she goes. After the break, the next 3 housemates.

We’re back again. Christie is about to enter the waiting room, but first, housemate number three. From Queensland this one, this housemate can be moody, very emotional and always anxious. Roll the clips. “I’m one of these fairytale girls trying to find love, and if it’s in the house, that would be awesome.” Her name is Michelle, she is 24, and a promotions model. She says she likes to look appealing to the opposite sex. She says she won’t hang out with the chick girls. She shows off her best friend for some unknown reason next. She says she will definately be hanging with the stirrers. She’s an athletics champion in the hurdles. She says she is really emotional, probably crys every day. (Geez!) She says if someone confronts her, she’ll take it to a certain point, and then let fly with everything she’s got. She wants fame, fortune, free clothes and hot guys. Michelle is welcomed to the crowd as she comes down the steps. She tells Gretel she is nervous, but so excited. Gretel tries to calm her down by telling her she is going into the house. She of course gets even more excited and nervous. Gretel does reveal and question Michelle about packing 36 pairs of underwear. “You can never have too many.” Good point that! Gretel asks if she is planning on picking up while in the house, and she replies that she would like too. She’s off on the ramp now ready to go into the house.

Back to Gretel and a mysteriously quiet crowd all of a sudden, who tells us that Christie is ready to go into the waiting room and meet the waiting Constance. Christie of course lets out a few squeals, and in typical no nonsense style Constance screams back “We’ve got one room, don’t get too excited!”. I might like this girl after all. Still sitting down, they go through introductions, before Constance points bluntly and says “That’s locked, and thats a toilet.” A minute of useless banter about when Gretel told them they were into the house, before we return to Gretel. Now, onto number 4. Perhaps every housemate is a girl?! Sounds good to me. But no, no way. The next housemate is a highly competitive person who likes to control the environment by manipulating others! This guy sounds good! Roll the clip. “Yeh, I’ll be a manipulator in the house for sure. I’d rather make someone in the house feel sad rather than me feel bored.” Blunt and to the point! His name is Dean, he’s 24, and a sales rep. He says he likes to laugh out loud, speak out loud and likes to speak his mind. He can fit his fist in his mouth. He says he likes to use the age old principle; ‘treat others how you would like to be treated and you’ll always have a smile on your face.’ He describes himself as a bit of joker, but says he doesn’t guard up. All the housemates will know exactly what he’s about if they take the time to get to know him. He says that people who he doesn’t like he doesn’t want near him, thus he’ll vote them out. “I will shower nude.” He says he would prefer people to stir, because if people sit back it would be boring. He doesn’t give a ‘toss’ what people think of him. Dean comes out onto the stagem and says “Unbelievable.” Gretel tells him that he is going into the house,and he is pleased. Gretel reveals that in lockdown he went through 3 tubs of margarine. He says yeh that he’s really healthy. He goes onto say that he’s a chef and uses heaps while cooking. With that, he’s gone down the ramp and off on the adventure of his life.

Dean is gone, and Gretel is back on stage. But she quickly throws us back to the waiting room because Michelle is about to enter it. Introductions first. Michelle and Christie both seem so happy and so “Oh my god” type, while Constance looks sooooo the opposite. Christie tells them of a story with her microphone. They were worried it would weigh the dress down, so they attatched it to her underwear. But then her bum looked huge. They ask all of them if they have boyfriends, to which none of the have. Back to Gretel, who reveals that Dean is attachted at the moment. But moving on. Housemate number 5. This housemate is a girl who is very warm, highly energetic, and likes to be in control. Roll the clip. “I am a happy, honest, down to earth girl.” It’s Kate from WA, a 21 year old, who works in Admin. She says her family think she walks around with rose coloured glasses on. She says while sometimes it can be bad, she does care what others think of her. She hates birds. She likens herself to Margaret Thatcher, in that she provoked a lot of people and stirred alot of anger. Her ambition in life is to be a successfull business woman. She also wants to be on the cover of TIME magazine, saying she wants to be bigger than Trump. She can do ‘noises’. She does a sprinker, pretty good too. She seems nice :) Kate comes onto the stage, and Gretel straightaway says she looks gorgeous. Clearly the best dressed so far, she is in a lovely pure black evening dress. Gretel tells her that she might be going into the house. Kate explains that she just wants to know. Kate then tells Gretel that she looks stunning. Gretel immediately tells her she is going into the house. Kate can’t believe it, asking her to repeat it. Gretel asks her what she wants to achieve by going into the house. Kate repeats the question then says she wants to do so much! Gretel, obviously seeing this is going nowhere, congratulates her and tells her to walk the ramp of fame. Cut now to Dean who enters the waiting room. Constance looks like she hasn’t moved from her seat even for a second. They introduce themselves. Christie tells him to get a drink, then starts rambling on about how they don’t know if the punch is spiked or not yet. Dean says he hopes so. Cut back to Gretel who sends us to the break asking us whether or not one of them could be the imposter.

Welcome back again from the break. 9 Housemates still to enter the house. We’re up to housemate number 6. This person is from NSW, highly emotional and impatient and can be suspicious in relationships. “it’s good to be honest, but anything goes in a game.” A plumber, Logan is 23. He says he is prepared to lie, piss of people, tell them what they want to hear and cheat. He’s confident. He tells us that he stopped playing football because of a serious facial injury. This led him to take up different sports, such as lawn bowls. He regards himself as a bit of a stirrer. “in the house, I’ll be sly, charming and I’ll win the game.” He says that his mum is pretty worried about him going into the house, because she thinks he’ll have sex with someone in the house. With that, Logan comes on stage and is introduced to the crowd. He says he’s excited. He doesn’t know whats going on. He says he’s a good chance of going in. Gretel tells him he is. He says he’ll win the game by being sly. Gretel asks him about love, to which he gives a sly reply, “possibly.”. Now, he’s off to the ramp, and we quickly cross to Kate’s entrance. Again introductions. Constance again is blunt – “we’re locked in this room only.” Someone says it’s just them so far.

Housemate number 7 back with Gretel now. From Victoria, this one is intelligent, emotionally imature and assertive. “One of my life ambitions is to find a very wealthy first husband.” It’s Angela, 29 and works as a company director. She says she is always looking for love. She says she hits on people without meaning too. She says that the guys always get around to eventually asking if she’s single, to which she always replies “I’m between dissapointments.” She reveals her heart has been broken many of times. Her last pash was only recently with a country boy. She says she is happy, as long as she gets her own way. And just to finish, she tells us she’s fabulous. Angela appears on stage and is greeted by none other than Gretel of course. She’s nervous, since January she says. She is relived and excited to be told she is going into the house. Gretel wishes her a wonderful time, and she is off. Just like that. Now back to the meeting room with Logan. Someone says he looks very familar. He tells them he’s 23 years old. Christie asks if he is single, and he says yeh. Dean yells out that he is the odd one out, being attachted. Back to Gretel, who tells us that they need someone from country Victoria. Described as likable, laid back and socially bold. “I spose people think of me as a country redhead hick kind of guy, but I don’t think that I am.” It’s Glenn, he’s 21 and a shearer. He says he had a real fun childhood. He likes Friday nights so he can knock off work, and going to the pub with the boys. He likes to go shooting with the boys also. 3 things that piss him off are blokes who are real smart asses, when the sheep kick him, and real feminist women. A big achievement was to sheer 200 sheep in a day. He thinks he’s smarter than people give him credit for. He thinks he could be a great Australian icon. Glenn comes down the stairs, through the megascreen to the cheering crowd. Gretel asks him if he is lapping it up already, to which he replied “Yeh mate.” Then starts laughing at something in the crowd. Gretel tells him he is going in, so he lets out a ‘cool’, before Gretel tells him he’s a pig, and that he actually cooked bush food in the hotel. He says he did. He says he’s pinging. Off to the ramp he goes. Oh dear….Time for Angela to enter. Logan gives her a wave to the delight of the audience back at the stage. Introductions take place. She goes and gets a water. Back with Gretel now, who reminds us that anyone could be the imposter. Back after the break.

Back to the show, and we are watching Glenn get checked by security before entering the waiting room. Housemate number 9 is from SA. “First thing people say are oh my god, your boobs.” It’s Gianna, she’s 24 and works in customer service. She was a state weightlifting champion. She rides horses and motorcycles. She is a first degree black belt. She says she is actually Lara Croft – ‘the movie was based on me!’. Yeh…She says in the house she’ll bring action and adventure. She tells us that she has had 3 or 4 marriage proposals thus far, and hates it when people are into her and yet she can’t stand them. “i’m not patient, i’m stubborn and too competitive.” She says no one wins arguments against her. Time for her to appear on stage with Gretel. She says hello to everyone. She is 5’10. Gretel asks if she thinks she’s going in, to which Gianna replies “you would be crazy not to have me.” She lets out a scream when Gretel tells her she can go in. She says she is open to the idea of love in the house. Down the ramp she goes. Now back to Glenn, who starts introducing himself. Dean asks if he likes beers, and Glenn replies ‘love um, crack me one.’ Totally stuffs up Constance’s name when meeting her. After introductions he says “I started badly yeh?” It quickly becomes the boys corner- girls corner room, before we throw back to Gretel. Onto housemate number 10. From NSW, this housemate is needy for attention. “I love politics and history and discussion of ideas.” It’s Tim, he’s a journalist and 27. He reveals he never does the washing up. He doesn’t understand people who get bored all the time. He says what would make him happy would be to get rid of John Howard; “He’s making a mess of this place.” He also decides he hates Lleyton Hewitt. The people he finds most annoying are the sexist people, the homophobic people as well as people who only look out for themselves. He knows he hasn’t got super looks, but he is happy and content. He says you do the best with what you’ve got. Tim is cheered on stage via the crowd. He is feeling fantastic. Gretel asks him if he going in, and he thinks so. Gretel finally tells him he is going in, and he cheers. Gretel says that during lockdown he put a towel over his head, jumped over the bed, and said “I am Blade…” OK then….down the ramp he goes, and while he does that, Gianna goes into the waiting room. Dean looks as if he’s just seen the most gorgeous girl ever, but isn’t he taken? They get through the intro’s, and Gretel whisks us back. Housemate number 11 is from Queensland and known as a thinker and a stratergist. “What i bring to the house is unparrelled barbeque skills.” It’s Nelson. He’s a typical aussie bloke, a very simple guy. He says his most prized possession is his thongs. He wouldn’t change Australia for quids, and says that he thinks little Johnny is doing a good job. He likes to fight back. He says he is also an army reservist. People that annoy him are people that can’t relax. Cut back to the stage and we see Nelson coming down the steps and waving to the crowd. He says he has no idea. Gretel tells him he’s not going in. Gretel tells us he didn’t pack much, but he looks nice, so Gretel changes her mind and lets him go in. He’s told to go down the ramp, and meanwhile, Tim is about to wait with the others in the waiting room. He gives one girl a big bear hug, and starts chatting away. Cut back to Gretel, who finally throws us to a comm break.

Back from the break. Housemate number 12 is up next. From NSW, he’s described as warm and loving. “I describe myself as loose, large and loud.” It’s Michael, a 27 year old who works in demolition. He says he is most well known for his laugh. He says he has a dream job, cause he gets to work in a crane and break things and walk around with his bum hanging out. He has a piercing through his nose, which leads his to say that he thinks the piercing makes a lot of people think he’s a thug. He says his Nan thinks he’s great though. He gets on better with girls; ‘they’ve got boobs’. Saying that, he does admit to having more guy friends than girl friends, because ‘girls can be hectic at times.’ He hates bimbos. He needs to wake up and be able to talk to them. Michael comes onto the stage. First thing we hear is his laugh. Gretel tells him straight off he’s going in. They talk about his piercings for a sec, before he too heads down the ramp. Gretel then crosses over to Nelson who walks into the hectic room. Nelson seems shy, going for the handshake with the girls rather than the kiss. He gets the hang of it after a while though. Now, back to Gretel, with number 13. She’s from NSW, and the most dominant of all the housemates. “I believe confrontation is really important.” It’s Geneva, she’s 19 and a bar manager. She is someone people can rely on. Her parents got divorced when she was 10, and took on the motherly role for her sister. She says there is nothing more important to her than her sister. Girls hate her more than boys do. “With me, you never know if I’m going to flirt with the boys or the girls, or both at the same time.” She will showe nude, and get some action in the house. Geneva walks down the steps and onto the stage. She’s very excited to see people. She says she is consense of the fact she might be going home. Gretel tells her when she is going in. She says she is worried for her little sister, who is 15. Up the plank she goes, and back to Gretel we go. Back to the waiting room with Michael entering. He just starts laughing and asks “was that big for you guys? That was huge for me..” Cut back to Gretel, who hopefully has the last one. No, we have to wait till the other side of the break for that one.

Now we’re back. Geneva is entering the waiting room. She almost runs in there. She says she is 19. Christie gets VERY excited by this news. Gretel tells us that Michael was eyeing her off, and apparently they already met through the audition process. She says she could also be making that bit up. Down to the final housemate. He is from WA, described as willful, energetic and an exhibitionist. He says he feels scared about showering naked. It’s HOTDOGS! He’s 27, and a Real Estate Agent. He doesn’t like rules and regulations. He is a bastard to most women. He says his ideal girl is a girl who likes to cook and clean. He does whatever makes him happy. It has been his quest since he saw his first set of boobs, to be the greatest lover ever. And now he comes onto the stage. Gretel starts by asking if they told him outside that he wasn’t going in. He says no they didn’t. “Thats a horrible thing to say!” Gretel changes her mind, and Hotdogs says “they’re letting the dog in the house.” Gretel tells him to watch his behaviour. Before he goes down the ramp, he takes an opportunity to wish his mum a happy mothers day, and that he’ll probably see her in a few weeks ‘no doubt’. Now, everyone is on their way or in the waiting room. So it’s time Gretel suggests for a few rules. They look exactly the same as last year and include the following: No contact with the outside word, constant camera’s and microphones watching all housemates, diary room visits are compulsory, nominations must be made, and give clear reasons, no discussions of nominations, all task are compulsory, no codes and english must be used, no violence allowed, and of course BB’s decision is final, and BB can change the rule whenever he wants. Gretel comes back to use and tells us one of the big secrets this year. Big Brother has changed the rules. Right now there is $1 Million in the kitty. However, at least $5000 will be deducted from the prize pool every time a rule is broken, even a small microphone breach. To put it into an example, last year housemates broke the rules 17 times in one week, $85,000 in one week it could cost them. Gretel tells us that they might not win a cent! Now it’s time for Hotdogs to enter the waiting room. He lets his real name slip within 20 seconds, Simon. I don’t understand why they aren’t using Simon. Back to Gretel, who tells us that security has discovered among other things, a Spiderman suit, handculfs and black tape like Merlin’s. The other side of the break see’s the housemates going into the house proper.

Back with Gretel who is in the control room. She runs through what the room actually does. It’s time now for the housemates to enter the house. BB comes over with his voice for the first time. They exit the way they came, come back almost to where they came, but now turn and in they go. A lot of “OHMYGODS!” Hotdogs runs out to the lawn and starts yelling, saying it’s gonna look stupid, but he promised someone he’d do it. They decide to have a toast. They see a lawnmower. They then check out the exercise equipment. It’s toast time. Tim drags Angela away, and instantly asks her about her first imperssions. She says nothing, and they move onto forming ideas for exercising. Angela wants to do it in the morning. Tim has champagne in one hand, a beer in the other. They say they can then go to the beach! Nelson has pulled Michael away, and tells him in no uncertain terms that he is in charge of the barbecue. BB announces that they can enter the bedroom. 7 double beds in there. They all go outside thinking itÂ’s out there. Nelson finds it first, and instead of telling people, he claims a bed. One guy says “ItÂ’s gonna have to be boy girl” in a bed. Funny guy. You wish. Angela doesnÂ’t know what to do about the beds, so Tim offers to sleep with her. She says thatÂ’s cool, cause he is being like a pretend husband for her. We pull away from the action, and reveal Gretel across the yard, behind a curtain, in what they like to call the “Isolation Room.” Gretel tells us that 15 people will be living under the BB roof, but only 14 in the actual compound. Comm break.

Back again, and Gretel is in the Isolation room. It’s self contained. Housemate number 15 stays here. It has a shower, toilet, fridge etc etc. It even has a TV and a nice lounge chair. The TV Gretel tells us is only for watching DVD’s however. Time to reveal the 15th housemate. He enters, and Gretel pulls off his mask. She says that this is Logan. Logan however, as we can see with the picture in picture mode, is in the house. Gretel tells us that there are 2 Logan’s. His name is Greg, and David is in the house. Gretel reveals that if both David and Greg can successfully swap places at BB’s word for a period of 2 weeks, then they both will be allowed to enter the house as housemates. The first change will be Monday night. Gretel leaves Greg by himself, and we head back to the house, where we see the current Logan (David) talking about high school. Someone asks him about this scars, not believing that they are all from rugby. Tim decides to jump in the pool with all his clothes on. Nelson and Constance are on the couch in the living area, and he suddenly says that someone keeps eyeing him from the dining table. He says she has the hots for him. Nelson says it’s Kate. He is acting half drunk by saying it loudly but saying Shhhhh. To the bedroom we go, where Geneva and Christie are. Geneva says she doesn’t think many people like her. Christie says to just be whoever she is. Christie says she thinks the hottest person is someone in a pink shirt, but not Tim. She thinks itÂ’s Leeroy? OK then. Gianna comes into the bedroom at this point. Back at the bitch session on the sofa, Constance asks Nelson if there is anyone he hates. Nelson says he doesnÂ’t know, but he likes Dean of the guys the most. Nelson however does think Dean is playing the game and holding back. Logan walks into the room, and Christie starts cracking up. OK. Obviously he is the guy in the pink shirt that they were talking about earlier. She finally asks him his name again. She tells him he thought he was Leeroy. He says heÂ’s from Wagga originally. He says he left the country at 14. He likes going back every now and then. Back to the couch. Constance says that she has tried to talk to the girls, but they wonÂ’t talk to her. Comm break.

Back and everyone is in the bedroom. Dean says to someone that he bets they can’t skull another drink. Kate immediately launches into Dean saying “Don’t! You bullied.” They talk back and forth about the definition of peer pressure. Dean seems to be waiting for it from Kate, but Kate just wants to give examples, and not define it. Finally, she asks Constance is she felt pressured. Constance says no, and thus Kate loses the argument. BB interrupts and calls all HM’s to the lounge IMMEDIATELY. We cut to Gretel who is in the diary room. She tells us that tomorrow night there will be a swap live tomorrow night for Dave and Greg.

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Day 72

10:01am: Ryan is lifting some weights. Paul is marking the evictions onto the housemates calender. He marks an A and a M for the latest evictees. Trevor watches on. Ryan joins them as Paul works away with the chisel type instrument. Trev heads to the kitchen, where Catherine and Bree are talking about how shocked Ashalea was at getting evicted the previous evening. Cath says she was shocked too. Bree says that the eviction of Ash was the most unexpected of the lot so far. Bree says that she obviously didn’t prepare herself to go at all. All 3 say they prepare themselves every week they are nominated.

Big Brother calls all housemates to the diary room. Trevor hopes it’s a task. Big Brother instwad turns their attention to a conversation between all housemates the previous evening concerning the fact that one of them would become a millionaire in a few weeks. Big Brother says the conversation steered itself to the direction where all felt it would be better that the money be split 5 ways between remaining housemates. BB then says that housemates should read the house manual, where it is clearly stated that any ‘pact’ between housemates can result in the loss of the prizemoney altogether. Trevor says he has read this rule. BB then tells them to not talk about the prizemoney. Period. As they leave the Diary Room, Bree says “Man…I thought we were getting a task.” Comm break.

7:31pm – We jump straight into the nomination show, where Gretel first chats to the housemates. Gretel talks about the eviction tape Monica left for the group, especially her comments for Ryan. Bree starts cracking up, saying “I just would have done things differently.” Big Brother tells the housemates they are free to leave the living area. They head back to the kitchen, Ryan talking about how they (BB) would have made a huge deal out of the message. Bree says in the kitchen that she almost also added, while talking to Gretel “I hope Joe is there”. She says she meant it in a nice way. Ryan asks if Bree thinks she’s an idiot. Bree says she is an idiot, but she didn’t annoy her. All housemates think that there will be no Joe out there for her after all of this. Trev says that all the while Monica was in the house he was “she’ll be right, he’ll be waiting.”. However, he says after the message, he was more like “Joe won’t be round for long now.” Ryan suggests that perhaps Monica wanted it to be over with. The girls say that she was in love with him though. Bree says that having these thoughts mean that she isn’t in love with Joe at all. Ryan says that there is no way they will hook up after this now. Trev and Paul try to bait Bree, suggesting that she hates Monica because she stole Ryan from her. Bree plays along with the joke. “I’m in love with Frysie!” A moment of silence hangs over the kitchen table, before the girls look at each other and crack up. Ryan says to Bree that as soon as Monica left, she has launched into Monica and stated quite clearly that she didn’t like her. Bree says that in her defence, it’s only because Monica told the group as a whole she didn’t have much time for Bree. Bree goes onto say if Monica had kept her mouth shut, she would never have said a bad word against her. Bree goes onto say that last night was weird, and took things to a whole new level. Ryan gets the last word on the matter though, saying ‘last night was stupid.’ Comm break.

8:29pm – Housemate are back on the couch for the nominations. BB does his thing, revealing Paul, Ryan and Catherine are up for eviction. Bree can’t believe she has the week off. Trev sits there with his mouth open. Ryan heads to the kitchen to have a few beers. Bree starts pacing around the bathroom. Paul enters the kitchen and says to Ryan “One of the boys might be leaving.” Ryan says “Yeh, I think they might be.” Back to Bree in the bathroom still pacing. Ryan comes in and says “You can’t believe it can ya?” Paul calls out from the bedroom “Your a stayer Bree.” Catherine emerges from the toilet. Paul and Ryan then use both toilets. Bree tells Cath she’s been walking around the whole time she was in there, saying “It’s a huge thing to know you’ve got another two weeks in here when the group is so small.” Trevor is by himself in the kitchen, before Ryan comes over. Trev tells him he thought it was going to be all the boys. Ryan says he’s up against two biggies. Bree tells Cath in the bedroom “You better not go on Sunday, I’ll be coming out to drag you back in here!” Bree asks Trevor if he realises that he has never been nominated by his housemates. Trev says “I like that!” Trev tells the girls “Even Ryan’s worried.” Cath says that Ryan has gone really quiet. Over in the bathroom, Ryan says to Paul “We could have a week to go. Wouldn’t that be good?” Paul says “hmmm”. Paul says “You would have to doubt that they would both still be here next Monday.” Bree comes to the diary room. She tells BB she has been laughing and giggling to herself for the last hour, because she is godsmacked at how the last week or so has played out. Bree says she is honoured to have made it at least till the stage where only 8 days are left. Little does Bree know, she’ll be there for up until at least 3 days from the end. She does say however that she feels the final three will be the boys.

11:51pm – Housemates watch their video clip of the song they made over the weekend. They show the whole clip, switching from the videoclip to the housemates laughing watching it. When it ends, they beg for it to be played again. Apparently it was played 3 times into the house.

12:21am – Ryan comes to the diary room. Ryan talks about how he’s realised that as soon as he’s left the house, he get a heap of questions regarding Monica. He says that he was flattered with her comments, but he goes onto say that he was also dissapointed. He says that Monica has the flaw of being ‘brutally honest.’ BB asks if there is anything else. Ryan says “There isn’t. Have a good sleep.” BB replies, “Thankyou Ryan.” Cue credits.

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Day 66 Uplate

At Midnight when we join the show, housemates are asleep. At 1:24am, Mike decides to roll the tape and give us some earlier footage. We see Ryan playing basketball by himself for a couple of minutes, before Trevor starts moving the outdoor table for some reason. Ryan stops the Basketball, and helps. After the table and chairs are in the new position, the barbecue goes for a bit of a walk too. After that, it’s time to move some pot plants. Bree comes out and wonders what they are doing. Trev says ‘something to do.’ Bree accepts this, but says it’s boring and she goes back to the living room with Ash. Mike cuts in with a comm break at this stage.

When we return to the action, Ryan and Trev have turned the kitchen table around the other way, and so it’s up against the window, and there is heaps of space from the kitchen bench to the table now. Bree and Ashalea are at the table, and so is Trev. Ryan is the waiter, pretending they are at a restaraunt. Bree is trying to order some spaghetti, but she wants it as Penne. Ryan has to go and check if they can do it. The imaginery guy behind the bench gets a “fuck you too” from Ryan. Bree asks for a lot of stuff which is difficult, and Ryan keeps going back to the bench and saying ‘fuck you too’ to the imaginary guy. Might not sound funny, but it is! Trev, down the other side of the table, then asks ‘are these cups bottomless.’ Ryan says sure are, but then says for 50 cents more, he can get the large instead of medium. Absolute classic! Trev and Ryan say the furniture will give them something to do in the morning , moving it back. Also they want to see the reaction of the other housemates. Comm break.

Krystal has been on the show tonight. She has revealed she’ll be selling the car, and putting it with the first home buyer’s grant she’ll get the deposit for a nice home. She plans to go back to Tafe to get her way into the police force in the future.

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Day 60 Uplate

We cross to the house straight away tonight and first thing we hear is Wes saying “….is fucking gay”. Interesting! Most laugh, Ryan says “thats a bit harsh Wes!” Bree says “Wes!” Wes can’t believe he said it either. They all have a laugh about it. Paul says he has heaps of surfing friends who are gay. Ryan asks how many, and Paul says 10. Ryan says he has a few, so does Bree. Ryan says “I’m not gay, but I’ve kissed a guy that was.” All are in bed waiting for the lights to turn off. Paul wonders how long the batteries last for. Not one minute later, Ash enquires about the same thing lol. Reggie is in the studio tonight with Mike, and he says that Ash has had a few arguments with people today. Bree and Ash said that they think that Monica has changed a bit since last night. When we return to the house, they are all saying goodnight to each other. 3 minutes later, Ash says “Who farted!?” Everyone says not me, but Wes doesn’t, so Bree says “oh Wes..”. Wes says “I think that Metamucil is cutting in”. Silence for a few minutes, before Mike comes back. Uplate update. Mike does a magic trick, then an Uplate update. Seeing all housemates are asleep, that’ll do it for tonight.

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Day 58 Uplate

Mike welcomes us to the show tonight. He introduces Kelly and Axel straight away into the show, from Australian Idol. He says “at least someone’s awake”, so it looks like a boring show. Finally into the house we go, they are awake. Looking as if it’s time to bed though. Ryan can’t believe that girls wear their hair up to bed. He thinks it would be uncomfortable. Ash asks if Ryan’s mum will buy him some new underpants when he gets out. Ryan says for sure. He says “$7.95 at Target, a 10 pack! Also throw in some singlets as well.” They just start saying some saying over and over again in a weird, deep voice. Well Trev and Ryan basically. Ash says Kane was great at it. Mike cuts in soon after and talks to the guests about their lives.

We get back to the room, and Violetta asks who wants to go this weekend. They all say they want to stay. Trev wouldn’t mind going. Violetta says it’s killing her not knowing what goes on in the outside world. Ash asks if Trev’s girl will be flown up. Trev says she lives half an hour away by car, but BB might get her a helicopter to fly up in, or send her to Brisbane so she can catch a plane. Ash laughs, then ask Wes. Wes says it takes his family 40 minutes by car to get here. Bree says to Trev that he won’t be going judging by the sign last night they saw in the crowd. Trev says ‘nah’, he paid a kid to have it there every week. He says he made the sign himself! Ash ask Trev if he has a photo of his mum, she hasn’t seen it for ages she reckons. Trev says “she’s hard to spot, she’s the black one in the middle of all the white people.” Ash then tells the house twice she needs to go to the toilet. Trev asks BB to turn the lights out so she can scare Ash, but BB doesn’t oblige. Ash brings up about how she was a cheerleader for Perth Wildcats. Bree and Trev didn’t know who she did it for. Mike pulls us away for an uplate update, then a comm break.

Someone wins the first lot of cash for the night. Then game two is commenced. Back to the house, Violetta is doing a battery change. Trev tells her to lick the old microphone. Ash also eggs her on. She finally agrees, and they both crack up. Violetta hits Trev and takes the batteries back. Ash and Trev continue to laugh for a minute, before just sitting in bed looking at their photos. That lasts till Mike cuts in, lets Axel and Kelly say goodbye, and cut to a break.

12:29am – Mike welcomes us back. He goes through the brainteaser, and gives the clue. Lights are out finally in the house. They run the first part of the interview with Kane. After that, an uplate update. Comm break time and that’ll do for the night seeing everyone is asleep.

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