Last night, I stopped in at my mothers on the way home.
She cooked me up a big fat steak and potatoes.  Nice.
I got home, they're eating spaghetti.  So I have a bit.
We go visit my wife's very Indian cousins.
Get served up Pakoras (veges dipped in batter and deep fried)
Then aunty made some Dosa..  sort of a savoury pancake.  Lots of oil, and chicken curry on top.
Reluctantly, and because Indians give you sad puppy looks when you say no, I ate one.
Then an Egg Dosa..  same thing, but with a fried egg.  And lots of oil.
Top that off with a good shot of whiskey.
Last night, I was stuffed solid.  And feeling rather oily.