Day 40 (17/10/2014): Made up show

[Lightning McQueen]

Looks like we get more words of wisdom from the Divine miss Prisus.

Oh she created a new poem, entitled "My voters are stupid pigs"... Isn't she beautiful?

 

[Gemini]

Well now.... Saturday night show is OOORRRRRRNnnnnnnn

Fuck me....more recaps....
although Jason curling up in foetal position after snogging Skye was quite entertaining to watch again.

Hopefully we'll get to see the action from last night's "pump them full of alcohol so they all start screaming at each other in the backyard" party.

Just as I say this, Aisha, notably sloshed, starts having random verbal outbursts at everyone which we probably still won't understand by the end of the show.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Hopefully we'll get to see the action from last night's "pump them full of alcohol so they all start screaming at each other in the backyard" party.

Just as I say this, Aisha, notably sloshed, starts having random verbal outbursts at everyone which we probably still won't understand by the end of the show.

Without enough footage, how would we know who has pissed her off?

I personally believe she is just naturally pissed off. Better than being pissed on I guess

 

[CaspersMum]

Hopefully we'll get to see the action from last night's "pump them full of alcohol so they all start screaming at each other in the backyard" party.

Just as I say this, Aisha, notably sloshed, starts having random verbal outbursts at everyone which we probably still won't understand by the end of the show.

But the worst was when she called Kelly a "Fucking stipid good for nithing boof head!" He did NOT deserve that.
And telling Ned to "Slip on thut!" was just perplexing.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

But the worst was when she called Kelly a "Fucking stipid good for nithing boof head!" He did NOT deserve that.
And telling Ned to "Slip on thut!" was just perplexing.

I find her shaving the poodles to knit a noose more disturbing >_<

 

[Gemini]

I find her shaving the poodles to knit a noose more disturbing >_<

Although not quite as disturbing as the footage in the pink bedroom of Lawson yelling at Cat to slap him harder...HARDER...with a fish.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Although not quite as disturbing as the footage in the pink bedroom of Lawson yelling at Cat to slap him harder...HARDER...with a fish.

To which he replied by slapping her with his turkey

 

[tessa]

to which cat sunk her teeth into

 

[Ayr]

Starting to suspect we need to investigate a class action for mass psychological harm because of the blackout. Anyone got Erin Brochovic's number?

 

[Gemini]

To which he replied by slapping her with his turkey

I see what you did there

 

[Lightning McQueen]

to which cat sunk her teeth into

To which she bit off... And then choked on... Looks like Cat evicted herself... From life

 

[tessa]

then Lawson had to buy a strap on

 

[Ezminus]

I see what you did there

yesssssss

 

[misspuddingface]

I absolutely cannot believe that Sandra is going on about the potatoes. Seriously girl, do you NOT SEE that there are cameras everywhere and while you may be fooling the house, saying you're not eating those 'dirty carb rocks' - we, the viewers see where you're hiding them in the garden for your lone midnight mash potato feast.

I honestly don't think BB should be giving Sandra and potatogate so much airtime when there is Travis declaring love to his toes in the Sanctuary. I think Travis may be psychic as he keeps saying he is getting this 'sexual toe vibe' from the bathtub and he can't stop trying to bend down and lick his toes. As he is not as flexible as he needs to be, Travis has resorted to rubbing them quite vigorously.

This show has just blown me away. I realise they're all smashed but the most disturbing thing is Travis is not!

 

[Ezminus]

Travis toes are feeling the sexual vibe, huh.

 

[tessa]

Travis even tried poking his big toe down the plug hole to try to get some relief.

leo has just surprised Sandra by dressing up as a potato

 

[LoveBB]

What happened in the BATH??!!

 

[Polix]

Fuck my weekends are dead without big brother....

Depressed

 

[Connoisseur]

I see what you did there

The His Airness laughing gif never gets old, it is a timeless classic.

 

[MADONNA]

@Connoisseur 's presence in the kitchen is annoying MADONNA.