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Day 40 (17/10/2014): Made up show
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Paddy Lock
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I wasn't surprised when we got a glimpse of Priya's member in the shower - I just knew those boobs were too big to be real. So I guess all his devotees will be calling him a God now? Ironic that it was Marina she chose to reveal it to. You just never can tell hey?
MADONNA
Scalp collector
Surprised or jealous?
Perhaps Priyanka's penis should come with a TRIGGER WARNING for the INADEQUATE.
SLAY QUEEN OF BIG COCKS
Ewww I'm turning this episode off nowSurprised or jealous?
Perhaps Priyanka's penis should come with a TRIGGER WARNING for the INADEQUATE.
SLAY QUEEN OF BIG COCKS
Aisha? Is that you?
MADONNA
Scalp collector
Ewww I'm turning this episode off now
Yes boo, I ain't here for the blasphemy either!
Lightning McQueen
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As Prisus so eloquently quoted Hilary Clinton: "Suck my clit AND balls!"
Fuck 3 days no Big Brother. Gah.
/thatisall
/thatisall
Lightning McQueen
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And THIS is how they both get nominated and booted in two weeks
And THIS is how they both get nominated and booted in two weeks
Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
And THIS is how they both get nominated and booted in two weeks
Holy flying fuck, oh my gawd.
Lightning McQueen
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Like a bad case of diarrhea, they couldn't hold it in any more >_<
Lightning McQueen
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I never thought he was sincere to be honest...[DOUBLEPOST=1413709850][/DOUBLEPOST]
...Maybe he's just cleaning her mouth?!?!
#1001excuses
See if she cleaned his nose with her tongue, that would be more interesting viewing
I'm proud to say that I never liked him. I always found him really fake and dishonest. Pretending to be the nice guy.
Just checking, since this is the 'made up' thread, that this is true and accurate information! If so....
Omg... Lawson giving Cat a bit of a 'toe-job' there in the rat wheel... I rkn he'll have her on the weight bench before the episode is over... Don't hold back there Lawsie boy, go for GOLD!!! Ya fkn germ.
Omg... Lawson giving Cat a bit of a 'toe-job' there in the rat wheel... I rkn he'll have her on the weight bench before the episode is over... Don't hold back there Lawsie boy, go for GOLD!!! Ya fkn germ.
lefrancais
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I was actually going to make the exact same thread @Lightning McQueen but chickened out (still haven't made one). So here was my idea:
Due to the never-ending dive in ratings, Big Brother invites Dee and Darren from the Block into the house. Dee heads straight to the diary room where she tells BB that he has no sense of style: "the flamingo wallpaper conflicts with the warm blue of the pool Big Brother". Sandra agrees, saying that pink is just too positive a colour for her perpetual melancopy (sic).
Travis runs over to fellow footy-lover, and ex player, Darren. Before he can say a word, Dee comes out of the diary room screaming: "You're a bogan from Wantirna". Aisha doesn't defend her man, instead realising that Darren Jolly is a much burlier and successful sports star, adding to her long list of WAG accomplishments. Her best friend Skye can't help herself either, "age is just a number", and adds another person to her long list of House hookups.
Dee and Jason compare wardrobes, and Jason tries on some of Dee's finest designer clothes. "I'm just totally 'aunti (said pompously)-homophobia' darling, you should be able to propose to your partner on the BB stage", completely unaware that Alex M has already rigged one season for a big gay proposal (no insult intended). Mistaking Dee's pompous pronunciation of "anti" as "aunty", Ryan presumes that she's mocking him. He goes to confront her. Instead of explaining his issue, he states "you say Aunty, you make meth head mad" and runs off with his goons to have a bitch session.
Dee and Darren leave the house with no explanation, as Big Brother has lost all sense and decided to send in Hurricane Tully to spice things up again. Not wanting to disappoint, Hurricane Tully lets out the monsoon rains straight away. Before long, Sandra joins her, tears streaking down her face. "It's not fair", says Sandra, "I'm supposed to be the token crier". Out of pure sorrow, Sandra goes into the backyard to create a "shrine to Sam". Using numerous household items and clothes he left behind she dresses him, all the while sniffing his cum soaked shirt for inspiration.
Prisus, the almighty deity, is furious with this abominable worship of another deity. She strikes Sandra down with a bolt of wise words, telling her that her sadistic love for Sam is nearly as bad as Clawson. Priya continues to counsel Sandra, turning those tears into drops of wine. Marina, the Russian spy, informs everyone that her commander, Vladimir Putin, has converted to Pristianity in his attempt to gain the next competitive edge on the USA. Fearing the (despicable) anti-gay laws associated with Mr Putin, Hurricane Tully flees the house.
The rolling door of guests just continues rolling. Next, it's Ben12. Shock horror, Ben still thinks he's culturally relevant and tries to convince David that he was not bullied by Lisa, and that he deserved every bit of it. Leo tells Ben that "this is not the Ben show", considering he thinks he remains the face of it. Aisha tries to console David, but Ben interrupts with some fake ass apology. Aisha screams at him not to butt into her "civil" conversation and that he will forever remain a hated Big Brother contestant (Praise Prisus).
All the while, instead of being shown this drama, Big Brother televises more replays of Clawson in the bath and claims that all these story lines just cannot be shown. Tune in Monday night for another contrived episode, focusing for the 30th time on Clawson. Don't worry, we'll show you what actually happened after our habitual 30 minutes of playbacks.
Due to the never-ending dive in ratings, Big Brother invites Dee and Darren from the Block into the house. Dee heads straight to the diary room where she tells BB that he has no sense of style: "the flamingo wallpaper conflicts with the warm blue of the pool Big Brother". Sandra agrees, saying that pink is just too positive a colour for her perpetual melancopy (sic).
Travis runs over to fellow footy-lover, and ex player, Darren. Before he can say a word, Dee comes out of the diary room screaming: "You're a bogan from Wantirna". Aisha doesn't defend her man, instead realising that Darren Jolly is a much burlier and successful sports star, adding to her long list of WAG accomplishments. Her best friend Skye can't help herself either, "age is just a number", and adds another person to her long list of House hookups.
Dee and Jason compare wardrobes, and Jason tries on some of Dee's finest designer clothes. "I'm just totally 'aunti (said pompously)-homophobia' darling, you should be able to propose to your partner on the BB stage", completely unaware that Alex M has already rigged one season for a big gay proposal (no insult intended). Mistaking Dee's pompous pronunciation of "anti" as "aunty", Ryan presumes that she's mocking him. He goes to confront her. Instead of explaining his issue, he states "you say Aunty, you make meth head mad" and runs off with his goons to have a bitch session.
Dee and Darren leave the house with no explanation, as Big Brother has lost all sense and decided to send in Hurricane Tully to spice things up again. Not wanting to disappoint, Hurricane Tully lets out the monsoon rains straight away. Before long, Sandra joins her, tears streaking down her face. "It's not fair", says Sandra, "I'm supposed to be the token crier". Out of pure sorrow, Sandra goes into the backyard to create a "shrine to Sam". Using numerous household items and clothes he left behind she dresses him, all the while sniffing his cum soaked shirt for inspiration.
Prisus, the almighty deity, is furious with this abominable worship of another deity. She strikes Sandra down with a bolt of wise words, telling her that her sadistic love for Sam is nearly as bad as Clawson. Priya continues to counsel Sandra, turning those tears into drops of wine. Marina, the Russian spy, informs everyone that her commander, Vladimir Putin, has converted to Pristianity in his attempt to gain the next competitive edge on the USA. Fearing the (despicable) anti-gay laws associated with Mr Putin, Hurricane Tully flees the house.
The rolling door of guests just continues rolling. Next, it's Ben12. Shock horror, Ben still thinks he's culturally relevant and tries to convince David that he was not bullied by Lisa, and that he deserved every bit of it. Leo tells Ben that "this is not the Ben show", considering he thinks he remains the face of it. Aisha tries to console David, but Ben interrupts with some fake ass apology. Aisha screams at him not to butt into her "civil" conversation and that he will forever remain a hated Big Brother contestant (Praise Prisus).
All the while, instead of being shown this drama, Big Brother televises more replays of Clawson in the bath and claims that all these story lines just cannot be shown. Tune in Monday night for another contrived episode, focusing for the 30th time on Clawson. Don't worry, we'll show you what actually happened after our habitual 30 minutes of playbacks.