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Today's episode:... according to the promo we see Biggins leaving and that '
Bear is under attack!"... (perhaps Renee did snap and threw her butter knife and lodged it between Bear's eyes after all?)... they recap the eviction day... James and Bear are being punished for James talking about nominations and Bear eating the luxury food items... they get sent to 'Jail'...
**YAWN**... that is so damn '
yesterday's news' isn't it?... can't they think of something else to punish them with?... like sit them down and force them to watch their own behaviour on clips of themselves on an endless loop for say 8 hours or more?... psychologically they would see how the others see them and they might even change their behaviour when they leave perhaps?... just saying... Frankie does a 'dance' to entertain them while in jail... lol!... don't you just love Frankie like
I do?... he's so wonderful!...
**titter titter**...
...Ricky is in the Diary Room and is
ACTUALLY SPEAKING!... no seriously!... (yes I know... I forgot that he was still in the house too)... he's pissed off with Bear of course... Bear decides to 'break out' of the Jail and totally ignores Big Brother telling him to return to the jail immediately... Big Brother tells Bear that the whole house will be punished if he doesn't return to the jail immediately... he takes his time to return... what a selfish little shitstick he is... eventually they are both released from 'jail'... (Bear should be released from the friggin' house... not the jail!)... Katie asks Heavy D what his real name is and he tells them 'Colin'...
...Biggins starts imparting his great wisdom about the history of how gays have been treated throughout History... apparently a '
killer disease' came and was attributed to homosexuals... then he says that it was a '
bisexual disease' if he has to be honest... Renee then says that she was told by '
someone that used to work in the CIA' that it was created by the CIA to kill off people in the '
third world countries'... Biggins then says that '
Bisexuals' then went over to Africa and had sex with them and then returned to the USA where it took off from there around the World... now let me get this straight the all knowing wise Biggins... it was
ONLY BISEXUALS?... not hetrosexuals / lesbians and gays etc etc... just
BISEXUALS?... riiiiiiight... thanks for clearing that up for me Biggins I was left clueless for a moment there you wise knowledgeable all knowing man you
... what a man!
... and Renee... this '
man that was ex-CIA'... was he also from '
Area 51' and wore a black suit?... did you meet him after being probed by Aliens or something?... please tell us more... I'm fascinated!...
... sometimes at times like this I just wish that I listened to what my dad used to tell me...
...while this very intellectual conversation was happening so was this below... did Wrinkles (someone's ex-husband) take a quick perv of Frankie's love spuds or not?...
...Wrinkles is talking to Biggins out in the garden a little later on with just them two... Brainless Biggins admits that he's made 3 big mistakes so far with talking in the house... meanwhile Marnie/Lewis and Chloe/Bear are out sunbathing and the girls are sitting on them... Marnie gets up and Lewis is feeling '
hard done by' let's say...
...Renee is reflecting on her time in the house with Biggins... she says that she'd never do it again (thank god for all of us!)... Big Brother is reading the riot act to Lewis in the Diary Room about him creating 'dares' and making other housemates feeling uncomfortable and he grovels an apology to Big Brother instantly... what a sniveling little twerp he is!... he sickens me at times... he bullshit's to Big Brother that "
it was not our intentions to single anyone out and bully them blah blah"...
BULLSHIT!!!... a few days earlier you were saying that “
the squad has said there are no pranks to be done on Saira today blah blah blah!... so that means that we need a new ‘victim’ and I’m thinking that it could be James!”… so you are a"
bare-faced liar!" (thanks Hughie)... what a wretched lying arsehole he is...
...Biggens gets called into the Diary Room and Big Brother tells him about his constant references as to 'bisexuals' being responsible for just about everything that is going wrong in the World and he is then told that he is going to be evicted from the house because of them...
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!... I am sooooooo happy!... at last!... he's gone!!!!... about bloody time too!... the looks on his face as he is told were pure gold... he was like a stunned mullet...
and out he goes!... the housemates are all told collectively in the loungeroom about him going...
...they show the Live Eviction... Lewis tells Heavy D to be quiet because he is celebrating just before the announcement... it was annoying both Wrinkles and James that were up for eviction... Wrinkles leaves... 20 minutes later they choose Bear to be up for eviction each time... as mentioned yesterday... he is really pissed off... they show Bear being a dickwad as per usual... Frankie stands up to him toe to toe and Bear walks away lol!... good on you Frankie!... lol!...
...Katie tries to talk to Bear about her nominating him... Lewis keeps butting in... James is now in the Diary Room talking about whatever... moving on... now Katie is blubbering to Marnie about Bear... Lewis is telling Frankie that he is '
standing there for him just in case'... (if Bear reacts badly to them) and he tells the others that because he is '
physically bigger' that he's there for all of them '
just in case' too...
HA!... what a riot that is!... one slap across the face with a used wet teabag would have him running home to mummy!... hahaha!... what an idiot!... trying to big-note himself to all of the 'scared' housemates and also trying to re-establish himself as the 'alpha male' within the house... (strange that he's doing it all behind Bear's back isn't it?... lol!... what a useless tit!...
...meanwhile out in the garden Bear and Chloe are 'getting cosey'... (she's obviously still doing that 'dare'... yes that's it eh?)... Katie is in the Diary Room... she says something... moving on... Bear is in the Diary Room now... what a complete twat!... I so hate the idiot!... now Ricky actually says something
AGAIN to Katie... Renee has a go at Bear because of something I'm not sure about... (apparently it's about a 'willy' sign or something)... Aubrey talks to Saira about Bear and it is just a stupid boring conversation about that Saira thinks Bear is capable of change... as if!... Aubrey is in the Diary room... I can't believe that I'm saying this... but I
AGREE with everything that she said!... end of show... cheers.
... again... Lewis talks about their 'clique'... HIS clique he means... so he definitely still believes that he is in control as the 'alpha male'... hahaha!... dream on Lewis!... Bear says nothing to indicate otherwise because he's biding his time lol!... Lewis is just too stupid to realise hahahahaha!... what an idiot!...
