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...Part 2...

...Lewis and Marnie are in the storeroom and are sticking alcohol into their jeans and hiding some of it for themselves the little selfish low-life's... yet Lewis said in the Diary Room not much earlier that Heavy D was GREEDY!... so who's being greedy now Lewis?... 'pot-calling-the-kettle-black' comes to mind you turdhole!... Heavy D asks for some of 'their wine' and Lewis doesn't want to share it... a kerfuffle starts between Lewis and Heavy D and it cuts to a break...

...Aubrey is talking about Lewis to Big Brother in the Diary Room and yet again... I have to completely agree with everything that she said about Lewis!... she is really beginning to grow on me this girl!... haha!... Marnie sneaks into the storeroom and quickly grabs the bottle of wine that they hid earlier... (sneaky little bitch!)... Heavy D runs to the storeroom while she's there because he has probably worked out what she's up to... he finds the stash of wine and confronts them about it outside with them in the pool and him not... Lewis 'bravely' assumes a puffed up chest stance and calls Heavy D 'greedy' in Marnie's 'defence' and keeps saying over and over "she's wheat intolerant!"... (so friggin' what?... what does THAT have to do with greediness?)... Bear then speaks up... "she's wheat intolerant!" too... (they are 'stealing' the alcohol from their fellow housemates... they are depriving their fellow housemates of provisions provided for ALL housemates by Big Brother!... it's as simple as that!)...

...Heavy D stands his ground... Lewis tells Heavy D that "I'm true to myself!"... **snortle snortle** (in this episode alone Lewis has lost all credibility that he may have had with his actions today... what a chump!)... he has unravelled big time!... lol!... Heavy D just keeps on 'tee-hee-hee-heeing' at them and Lewis starts counting down from 10 to zero with his 'brave talk' because he going to 'do something'... (he's obviously hoping that because he gave the warning that Bear and others will 'stop him' before he gets to Heavy D... it's a typical cowards tactic... why not say nothing at all and just do it before anyone can stop you?)... he's a gutless wonder THAT'S why!... he was praying to god that Bear managed to get between them in time because he didn't make much of an effort to get past Bear at all... what a coward!...

...Heavy D gets called to the Diary Room and is asked to not talk to Lewis for the rest of the night by Big Brother... as he was walking in there Lewis was still talking his 'brave talk' and was talking himself up big time... "I sent him home!"... **snigger snigger**... (sorry but that sounded so babyish... I just couldn't help the sniggers) that's so tough Lewis... so tough!... next thing that you see is Heavy D 'asleep' in bed... James and Saira are now talking and she is now turning on the 'young group'...

...Lewis then gets called to the Diary Room and waffles on like a mamby-pamby boy blubbering to his mummy... how pathetic!... he is now saying to Big Brother that "if I wanted o walk through people then I'd walk through them!"... um... sure Lewis... that's why you gave the 10 second countdown to ensure that someone 'stopped you'... he brags about having 5 people standing around him to 'stop him' and that Heavy D had none... (yes Lewis... that makes Heavy D the 'victim' in this you bloody simpleton!)... how stupid is he?... (I think that I just answered my own question somehow)...

..."I wanted to show Marnie that I cared and I'm 'man enough' to stand up to a big lump like that geezer is... that big piece of shit he is!... I wanted to show Marnie that I will at least stand up and... you know... confront the situation... I had absolutely no intentions of attacking him whatsoever but what I did have intentions of doing is to prove to Marnie that I won't let any other man stand there and say things to her that is just bullshit!... that's all there is to it!"...

...so!... the whole thing was 'staged' by you to impress Marnie then was it Lewis?... hmmmm!... that's really interesting... so that really could be seen as an 'attack' on Heavy D's 'character' really just to impress 'your woman' then couldn't it?... it's as if you 'set it all up' for the camera with the ten second countdown to ensure that you not only got the maximum airtime on you "defending your woman's reputation' but also to ensure that Bear stood between you both to ensure that you didn't actually get hurt... you say that you had "absolutely no intentions of attacking him whatsoever" to get yourself out of trouble with Big brother but you are actually confessing that you are a coward!... it was all for show!... well done dipshit... you've just shown the whole world what a complete gutless tosser that you really are!... brilliant!... lol!... what a simpleton!... it ends without Big Brother dealing out any punishment whatsoever... why am I not surprised by that?... end of show... cheers.
 
...just as a little side-note to let you all know as to why I always get the "you have exceeded the '10,000 word limit" and have to divide my post into two parts sometimes... my dear sweet friend Khun Khun kindly suggested to me in a PM that perhaps it's because I use too many of these ... in my posts?... there's no doubt in my mind that the sweet lady is absolutely right but I tried to do the above posts without using them and it's like an Italian trying to talk without using his hands!... it just wasn't going to work!... I felt like a mute lol!... so after all due consideration I have chosen to just do them the same way as always and divide them into two parts if needed lol!...

...so thanks for the tip my sweet Khun Khun... I appreciate the fact that you told me your theory... you are a very clever lady!... now I won't swear my head off when that comes up again lol!... thanks again Khun Khun... cheers.
 
I am yet to watch this as The Pirate Bay is apparently down. First Kickass Torrents, then torrentz.eu and now TPB? Making my life difficult!
 
timmydownawell said:
I am yet to watch this as The Pirate Bay is apparently down. First Kickass Torrents, then torrentz.eu and now TPB? Making my life difficult!
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...my friend... can't you just go to YouTube and watch it as I do?... I go to this channel below...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx38A11ro7d0G6xNEbAAenA

...they usually post it up about 10:00 AM onwards every day and they also post links to BOTS on the video itself (just follow the links)... I hope this helps timmydownawell... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
can't you just go to YouTube and watch it as I do?
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Unfortunately streaming video (even youtube) is pretty hit and miss here... it is generally better for me to download entire episodes, and then play them, than to try and stream them. There is nothing more painful than buffering and glitching when you are trying to watch something.

I did find it on a Kodi app and it played reasonably and then crapped out close to the end. I will try your youtube link tomorrow an see how it goes, so thanks for that. Obviously better if I can just get a reliable torrent again though, so hopefully TPB will be back.
 
...Today's episode:... Heavy D apologises to Lewis about their 'fight' and they both hug... :rolleyes:... my dear mate Frankie (god love him) is in the Diary Room talking about Bear speaking up about Lewis being up for nomination... (I'm loving 'Mr Sparkles' Frankie... I would like to see him get towards the end of this.. he's great!... **teehee**)... Chloe has a question for James... **drum roll**... (now brace yourself for this question folks!)... "did the Royal Family win Buckingham Palace in like... a gambling bet like... like years and years ago?"... yes!... she DID ask that question folks!... where the hell within that vacuous head of hers did that come from?... seriously!... where?... James wasn't sure of how to answer her... I think that he was gobsmacked by the stupidity of the question... it seems like he tried to make her not to feel so stupid on National TV by saying... "um... I don't believe that they did but something along there does make sense... but I don't think that it was quite like that.. they may have won the land that it was built on"... either he being nice and is just trying to make her look less stupid or he is just as stupid or he was just shocked by the stupidity of the question...I don't really know lol!... what an airhead she is...

...Saira decides to lecture Bear about his behaviour... Heavy D keeps interrupting and Bear says that he won't be changing what he does... (why waste your breath Saira)... Renee now decides to try and talk Chloe about her relationship with Bear... (another total waste of time)... Renee walks away leaving Chloe clueless... Heavy D is in the diary Room and is confident that it won't be him that gets evicted next... (it will most likely be Lewis in my opinion)... Bear is in the kitchen and is telling them all that basically he is officially 'dumping' his girlfriend on the outside on National TV (I bet that she's feeling really good about that)... he says that he needs to be 'single'... (so that he can jiggy jig Chloe of course)...

...here we go... a **ho hum** task... Saira and Marnie have to burst the other housemates 'bubbles' that they will be supplied... Saira talks Marnie into not inviting Bear and then begs her not to... **YAWN**... Marnie agrees... they all get issued with their 'bubbles'... Marnie bursts Lewis's bubble first... Bear deliberately bursts Katie's bubble and she bawls her tits off **sigh**... Frankie/Ricky/Renee and Aubrey have locked themselves in the Pod Room so that Bear cannot burst their bubbles... Bear keeps goading them all through the door... Renee goes off her her brain and gives Bear a verbal blast... Saira manages to burst Samantha's bubble and she is not happy at all... Bear then rubs it in to make it worse...

...(apparently Ricky actually speaks and has a go at Bear according to the promo blurb before the Ad break... I can't wait!)... they cut back to the bedroom after Saira had burst Samantha's bubble and Bear is still stirring them up... Saira is upset that she has pissed Samantha off... Marnie finally manages to burst Ricky's bubble and he is really totally pissed off... Bear walks back into the room and Ricky finally loses it... he has a go at Bear... (PUNCH HIM RICKY!... as if?... lol)... Ricky says to Bear that "you are an ugly human being!".. (have you got positive proof that he actually is a human being please Ricky?).... Ricky walks to the Diary Room and rants off at Big Brother... he calls Bear an 'ugly human being' and a 'bully' and a 'psychopath'... but as per usual it's falling on deaf ears with Big Brother... I have to admit it... it was weird to actually hear Ricky speak!... he's not a mute at all!...

...they all get told about their task and it's revealed that Saira and Marnie were on a 'secret task'... **YAWN! YAWN! YAWN!**... later on Ricky is still fuming about Bear... Renee is now having a go at Lewis... (Bear is laughing his ugly head off)... Lewis is sounding like such a little cry baby during the whole argument... (he will be definitely going at the next eviction methinks!)... Marnie and Lewis are having a late night shower and it looks like Marnie is on her knees and erm... she's... um... she's 'inspecting' his willy to make sure that it's clean methinks!... either that or she has something lodged in the back of her throat and she's choking and in a desperate attempt to get her to breathe again he's ramming something down her throat to dislodge it... what a guy!... they both show their naked bodies to the camera... (obviously a last minute desperate bid by Lewis and Marnie to save him from eviction... show the ladies your willy and you're bound to be saved Lewis eh?)...

...meanwhile this is happening in the kitchen... don't ask!...

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...oh alright... I'll tell you... Bear was giving tips to the girls about how to 'pleasure a man'... it involves the woman just licking the tip of her finger first and then dipping the tip of the finger into the man's button hole just before orgasm ... well there you have it folks!... Bear's idea of perfect sex!... doesn't that speak volumes of the filthy despicable little twat?... I did say "don't ask" didn't I?... moving on...

...Chloe is in the Diary Room... she says something... moving on... Ricky is talking about Bear to Renee... (yep!... he's actually speaking again!)... Marnie starts talking about "the most romantic shower of my life"... **vomit bucket please**... if fast forwarding is ever needed it's now... I'm about to hurl... moving on... Chloe and Bear are looking for face wipes... (there's an arse wipe beside you Chloe... does that help sweetie?)... they end up having a slap and tickle in a cupboard somewhere and she makes sounds like Bear must be licking an icecream or something and that she's getting immense pleasure out of watching him I guess?... end of show... cheers.
 
Some catching up to do here... The best parts of the nom show so far have been the 'argument' between Frankie and Bear - I live and learn.
But even though Heavy D seems to be bearing the brunt of the people's wrath, his statement that Saira could start an argument with herself inside a phone box was profound. It just shows that a simple mind doesn't necessarily mean a stupid mind :woot:

I'll admit, 'booze-gate' went totally over my head and I am not considering of analyzing it either. The sad thing is that Marnie now will be drawing a lot of dislike from the great British Public for associating herself with such a dick like Lewis.
Even if she manages to shake him off now somehow, she's already in the stocks in the town square.... poor girl. I really like her. :arghh:
 
Saira is insane. She's gone all religious now. She's on her knees because she doesn't want to be Bear a member of the party. Wait a minute.... wasn't she Bear's biggest supporter the day before?
Oh no, silly me, she does it all for the good of Lewis so that people can se who Lewis really is without Bear being present. Well, that is so clever Saira - but in my eyes it's just bloody stupid because you've already made up your mind up about each HM anyway... so why not simply tell them? Why the drama?

It seems to me Ricky has realized that he's gotta do something in the house to get noticed.... but what does the silly bugger do? He's sstarting to dig his own grave.

It also seems to me that if Bear survives the next 2 or 3 weeks he'll be around for quite some time and wear down a few of the righteous ones. The more I observe him, the more I get the feeling that he's actually quite smart and knows exactly when to raise and when to lower the baton.
Mafia Moma Reneee, regardless of what she says, loves the little tussles with Bear.
 
timmydownawell said:
Unfortunately streaming video (even youtube) is pretty hit and miss here... it is generally better for me to download entire episodes, and then play them, than to try and stream them. There is nothing more painful than buffering and glitching when you are trying to watch something.

I did find it on a Kodi app and it played reasonably and then crapped out close to the end. I will try your youtube link tomorrow an see how it goes, so thanks for that. Obviously better if I can just get a reliable torrent again though, so hopefully TPB will be back.
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In general I prefer torrents as well, because you get better quality HD etc. - however, they've become so erratically unreliable that I've taken to using YouTube for about a couple of years now.

I'm not certain about the perils of streaming.... but if you are used to torrents, you most likely download them before you watch them anyway, depending on your client.


With YouTube I have found that especially in the recent BOTS episodes that seem to be purposely destroyed with ads and breaks (the little yellow lines in the progression bar) - if I simply download the ep and watch it (I guess that's what's called 'not streaming') a few minutes later, those pesky ads and interruptions won't even show up.

Possibly it depends on which Browser you are using for downloading YouTube clips.
 
Ricky can't take it any more. I will be glad when Bear leaves and we can get to see some of the other people, and how they behave when they are not under his reign of... not terror, but definitely discomfort and fear. Why do defective twats like him think they should be above others? They think it, and then spend their time getting there... He's like Joffrey or Ramsey Bolton in miniature. And people enable him. Renee has defended him. So has Saira. Marnie went out on a limb to ensure he would get an invite to the party, knowing he would ruin it, but fearing worse if he wasn't invited. Ricky has just had enough, and fair enough.

But as this is vote to save, I don't know that he will go home tonight. If he'd been up last week, then he would have, but hatred seems to draw more save votes than indifference, so Heavy D could well go home tonight. Actually, more people probably hate D than Lewis, so maybe he will go, by that logic. I think it'll be Heavy, though.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...just as a little side-note to let you all know as to why I always get the "you have exceeded the '10,000 word limit" and have to divide my post into two parts sometimes... my dear sweet friend Khun Khun kindly suggested to me in a PM that perhaps it's because I use too many of these ... in my posts?... there's no doubt in my mind that the sweet lady is absolutely right but I tried to do the above posts without using them and it's like an Italian trying to talk without using his hands!... it just wasn't going to work!... I felt like a mute lol!... so after all due consideration I have chosen to just do them the same way as always and divide them into two parts if needed lol!...

...so thanks for the tip my sweet Khun Khun... I appreciate the fact that you told me your theory... you are a very clever lady!... now I won't swear my head off when that comes up again lol!... thanks again Khun Khun... cheers.
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A Mr Sticky post without all the punctuation is not a Mr STicky post
 
Hello nutters!

I can not believe Biggins got evicted for sharing a view that may cause offence! Why even play the warning at the start?

By BB's standards, you can spit in someone's food, you can smash mirrors, make threats against your fellow housemates and wave your tits in someone's face, but don't you dare share a joke that may be offensive or a view that may be hurtful or ignorant, or you are evicted!

Ludicrous!
 
I am loving the show, though to be fair, the only celeb I have ever heard of is Sam Fox.

No surprises really given I always seem to like or have a soft spot for the person the majority don't like.

I like Siara, or what ever her name is. Probably because being a fellow over opinionated pain in the arse, I identify with her. I love strong women who twerk to their own tune, and she definitely does that. The mob wife is up there for me too, and I LOVE Frankie!

A poster in here posted something about Siara, something along the lines of "just because you have a view or opinion doesn't mean you need to share it.." And the words definitely made me reflect on my own behaviour at times, so thanks who ever that wise BB fan was :)
 
Why is Katie using sign language in the DR? Is she unfamiliar with basic vocabulary or has it become illegal to talk about sex in Brexit?



Jolly good show - good riddance Saira. For the first time ever things are going my way. Biggins and Saira I wanted out first - and now they're gone.


The next ones that should go are Aubrey, Samantha and Katie because they are just miserable cows flying successfully under the radar. But I guess my luck is running out... :smuggrin:
 
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