Celebrity Big Brother UK - Series Discussion

[adsyj]

Most importantly what did the hairdressers and costume people do to my beautiful Emma tonight. A weird hairstyle and an 11 year olds party dress. Anyway.

On the you tube video at 30.25 Bear pulls something out of his shirt and sneaks it to Saira when she is walking up the stairs. Can anybody figure out what that was?

Tonights show

Bear annoys everyone.
Marnie and Louis replicate Stephanie And Jeremy from last year, word for word action for action.
Bear gets a massage from basketball tits while everyone perves outside.
Saira makes a last ditch plea to save herself in the diary room pointing out showmances.
Saira gets the boot.

Did I miss anything?

Still no winner from me, but I think I am getting closer to endorsing Heavy D for the win. Something about Heavy D that I like.

 

[Tempest]

Well, despite there being some

Spoiler

complete dicks totally deserving of eviction

, you can't go having an

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outspoken woman

in there, can you? British public says NO.

Yup.About right.
God this series sucks on so many levels.
I HATE myself for checking in to see if it has improved and then to find nothing has.
I wish I could forgo my BB addiction... it used to be better than drugs when I was off them***.
But now I wonder if going back may not be a better option.

*** Yes I did drugs and had to stop so don't give me grief about taking the piss out of addiction

 

[Tempest]

BBrexit

Lets all vote to leave BBUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Today's episode:... the Eviction episode eh?... it better be Lewis that goes... it just better be!... here is the lovely Emma with her beautiful voice that could break glass... oh good... Lewis got more 'boo's' than Heavy D... Saira had even more boo's by the sounds of it... (that's not looking good... I so hope that it's Lewis that goes though)... Heavy D/Bear and Lewis talking about 'come and lick my boominator' was television at it's finest hour wasn't it?... I'm just glad that none of the female housemates were there... Chloe and Saira 'working out' in the garden is next... how Chloe's tits didn't bruise her kneecaps as she was jogging on the spot is way beyond me that's for sure...

...Lewis being the true gentleman that he is not is now doing a 'kiss ans tell' behind Marnie's back about having a naked shower with her last night... way to go Lewis to make her sound like a 'slag' (Marnie's words... she emphasised in her CV that she wasn't)... then Bear chimes in about 'kissing Chloe's boobies' to them... no doubt that Heavy D couldn't stand up because he probably had a teeney-weeney stiffy... (is Bear taking the opportunity to rub his relationship with Chloe into Heavy D's face?)... methinks so!...

...Katie (remember her?... yes!... she's still in the house)... is in the Diary Room... she says something... moving on... apparently Bear is going to make pancakes... he deliberately wastes all of the eggs in the house... him doing that is in effect 'stealing food' from the rest of the housemates as far as I'm concerned... that is a punishable offence to me and Big Brother should puni... wait!... what am I saying?... as if Big Brother is going to do anything?... silly old me... forget what I was saying back there... moving on...

...James says "it'll cook (the eggs) and then we can eat it off the deck!"... (because it's such a hot day)... haha!... funny one!... seriously though... how someone hasn't hit Bear in the face with a spatula by now is way beyond me... (I honestly believe that some people will be lining up to beat the living shit out of Bear when he finally gets out of the house... I honestly do)... I'm just amazed... he is such a nasty little shitball... Ricky and Katie are telling Aubrey what Bear just did... she just rolls her eyes... Saira is now in the Diary Room talking about Bear... Lewis is talking to Bear about his 'relationship' with Marnie (fake fake fake!)... moving on...

...Katie and Marnie are talking about the upcoming eviction... it sounds like Marnie wants Bear out... interesting... now she's talking about being 'in love' with Lewis... oh puhleeze!... give me a break!... it's been what?... 13 days?... **yawn**... moving on...

...back to sweet Emma...Saira and Lewis are getting the most boo's when they are shown... I bet that the morons keep Lewis and Bear and dump either Saira or Heavy D... I can just feel it now... (what fools if they don't use this opportunity to boot Lewis out)... Katie and Ricky are talking about Bear now... Ricky is actually talking sense about what's going on!... now Lewis and Marnie are doing those loud sloppy slurping kisses grrrrrrrr!... I so hate those noises... Lewis and her are both talking lovey dovey shit for the cameras to keep Lewis in... now Chloe is astride Bear giving him a 'massage'... meanwhile James/Samantha and Katie are watching them and Chloe looks over at them to "make sure that they are watching" according to Samantha... Samantha names Chloe 'Titania' lol!... Katie and Samantha are doing a sort of 'David Attenborough' type of running commentary of it and Saira walks over and witnesses it too... Aubrey now joins them... (I just love the way that Samantha's head doesn't move in that Gif below lol!...



...my dear sweet Frankie is now in the Diary Room talking about Chloe and Bear's 'encounter'... he says that he felt that he was watching a soft porn movie lol!... jeez I love Frankie!... I would so love for him to win this if Samantha doesn't lol!... now for some reason that I can't quite fathom Lewis and Marnie are having a sort of tiff methinks!... he's saying something like"you wait until you hear what I've said about you in the Diary Room"... so he must be in the shit for discussing their shower escapade perhaps?... **yawn**... he then goes out to talk to Bear about his woes and betides like a little sookey la lah crying to mummy!... now Marnie is in the Diary Room crying about Lewis and that his ex-girlfirend's picture is on the back of an eyelash box?... have I got that right?... I dunno... no idea... moving on... **double yawn**...

...Lewis is moving beds **triple yawn**... (I believe that this is a deliberate well planned 'will-they-be-breaking-up' ploy to keep Lewis in the house 'to-see-if-they-make-up-again' routine in their fake relationship... nothing more)... now Chloe and Bear are talking about Lewis and Marnie **ho hum**... Bear's on Marnie's side apparently and says to Chloe that "Marnie shouldn't trust him"... yep!... great mates him and Lewis eh?... Saira is now in the Dairy Room... as she says... Bear and Chloe and Lewis and Marnie are now doing things to get the maximum airtime possible just before the eviction to save themselves... how right is she?... lol!... she says it as fake as it all could be... she is so spot on lol!... there's no fooling that smart cookie is there?...

...and now the eviction... Emma crosses over to the house... the chant goes up "get Bear out! get Bear out!"... what's the bet that he doesn't go?... hopefully it's Lewis... that being said it's most likely going to be either Saira or Heavy D for sure... (Big Brother won't allow their prize possessions Bear and Lewis to go will they now?)... it's time to go... Saira?... you've got to be kidding me?... BOTH LEWIS AND BEAR STAY?... what a load of bullshit!... stupid idiotic Bear just keeps saying the word "ruthless" over and over... the sarcastic dipshit!... Lewis looked like he was about to cry from relief that it was not him that was going... I cannot believe that the British public didn't vote out Bear or Lewis... in fact... it astounds me!...

...oh well...no more intelligent opposition to fight against Bear and Lewis and the 'gang' of morons from a woman's point of view eh?... I can almost hear the sounds of happiness echoing from Dystopia that it was Saira to go lol!... (now you'll have to vent about someone else my friend lol!)... Saira leaves... Bear makes sure that he doesn't hug Saira or farewell her... what a grubby little ball of stinking putrid shit he is... she goes out to nothing but cheers... so why is she evicted and not Bear or Lewis?...

...her eviction interview... again all cheers for her... what the hell has Emma done with her hair?... it looks awful!... Saira held her own in the interview and saw how people saw her about being so opinionated... she wasn't bitter and took it all in her stride... she did a great interview... she wants Samantha to win it... I will miss her for sure... they show her highlights reel... Emma talks about more 'twists' **quadruple yawn**... end of show... cheers.

 

[adsyj]

Ohh you are the absolute King @Mr Stickyfingers those GIFS are epic. top stuff.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Why is Katie using sign language in the DR? Is she unfamiliar with basic vocabulary or has it become illegal to talk about sex in Brexit?

Jolly good show - good riddance Saira. For the first time ever things are going my way. Biggins and Saira I wanted out first - and now they're gone.

The next ones that should go are Aubrey, Samantha and Katie because they are just miserable cows flying successfully under the radar. But I guess my luck is running out...

...hahaha!... I just KNEW that you would be happy about Saira going lol!... I just knew it!... Katie could go and I wouldn't mind but not my sweet Samantha Fox!... I love her!... and now Aubrey is just getting interesting... so I'd like them to stay now... I really want either Samantha/Frankie or Heavy D to win this now... Aubrey in 4th place... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ohh you are the absolute King @Mr Stickyfingers those GIFS are epic. top stuff.

On the you tube video at 30.25 Bear pulls something out of his shirt and sneaks it to Saira when she is walking up the stairs. Can anybody figure out what that was?

...hahaha!... thanks adsyj... and by the way... some GIF's and photos frame-by-frame of Bear handing something to Saira on the way out... I've slowed the second GIF down and have stopped it to try and figure out what it was that he handed her (possibly the bag of coffee from the kitchen just as an in joke?... perhaps if she took it then Bear can accuse her of 'stealing it' just to deprive the housemates of further food perhaps because he's such a shitball?)... if not then I can't figure out what it was... it beats me... I never noticed it until you said something... it looks like she actually palms it away whatever it was... she didn't have it when she walked out to Emma did she?... enjoy trying to figure it out lol!... cheers.

 

[timmy]

I really want either Samantha/Frankie or Heavy D to win this now

I have to say I like Frankie a hell of a lot more than I thought I would. After he washed his glitter off he calmed down. He's quite on the ball too (um, metaphorically speaking).

 

[Winterbourne]

So Bear stole the coffee and palmed it off to Saira to remove it?

Is it a generational thing - people who saw original BB etc, when it was more normal people, at least in theory, vs people who were introduced via Essex, Geordie /Jersey Shore, when it was people like Spencer and Heidi?

Some people might think he is playing the game or being good TV, and Saira is just in on his pranks. And some might think she is enabling a sociopath.

 

[Tee]

Yup.About right.
God this series sucks on so many levels.
I HATE myself for checking in to see if it has improved and then to find nothing has.
I wish I could forgo my BB addiction... it used to be better than drugs when I was off them***.
But now I wonder if going back may not be a better option.

*** Yes I did drugs and had to stop so don't give me grief about taking the piss out of addiction

What is the point of an addiction if you don't succumb?!

Join us, join us! JOIN US!!!!!!

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BBrexit

Lets all vote to leave BBUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lolling!!



But the answer will be a strong NO!

 

[Tee]

I have to say I like Frankie a hell of a lot more than I thought I would. After he washed his glitter off he calmed down. He's quite on the ball too (um, metaphorically speaking).

I love him!

And those briefs he wears! By the looks, Frankie has quite the Frankfurt.... Unless it is a potato.

 

[Tee]

Why is Katie using sign language in the DR? Is she unfamiliar with basic vocabulary or has it become illegal to talk about sex in Brexit?

Because it is funny!

Did you not even crack a smirk at the washing the minge in the hand basin mime?

Had me lolling!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Hello nutters!

I can not believe Biggins got evicted for sharing a view that may cause offence! Why even play the warning at the start?

By BB's standards, you can spit in someone's food, you can smash mirrors, make threats against your fellow housemates and wave your tits in someone's face, but don't you dare share a joke that may be offensive or a view that may be hurtful or ignorant, or you are evicted!

Ludicrous!

The Uber progressive left have been in charge of BB for a while now..... you can say or do anything that MAY cause offence to an oppressed group of people.... those bisexuals have it so so bad in the West in 2016

Whatever.....

If queen B Aubrey does not win I will be offended..what will BB do about that? Did you see her minions reporting to her about what bear did??? That women is so BOSS

Oh and my hatred of Frankie continues.... hated him on BBUSA and hate him now! Bear trolled that little fairy big time. Frankie is giving his diary room entries like he is in BBUSA... not natural at all... I want to see more arguments between him and bear.

Bear reminds me of that Irish guy from BBUK last year. Its obvious he was put in to cause trouble and I love it! Without him all you would see is Ricky smoking on his vaporizer spouting some progressive bullshit.

All hail Bear and Aubrey.... the light and darkness of this season.

 

[Tee]

The Uber progressive left have been in charge of BB for a while now..... you can say or do anything that MAY cause offence to an oppressed group of people.... those bisexuals have it so so bad in the West in 2016

Whatever.....

If queen B Aubrey does not win I will be offended..what will BB do about that? Did you see her minions reporting to her about what bear did??? That women is so BOSS

Oh and my hatred of Frankie continues.... hated him on BBUSA and hate him now! Bear trolled that little fairy big time. Frankie is giving his diary room entries like he is in BBUSA... not natural at all... I want to see more arguments between him and bear.

Bear reminds me of that Irish guy from BBUK last year. Its obvious he was put in to cause trouble and I love it! Without him all you would see is Ricky smoking on his vaporizer spouting some progressive bullshit.

All hail Bear and Aubrey.... the light and darkness of this season.

Nah, he is nothing like Jermey.

I love the mischief Bear brings. I don't always like his actions, but I do think the core of him is good. I actually like the unique flavour Frankie brings, and I think referring to him is a "little fairy" is an offensive ignorant gay slur. You are better than that, Inigo. But back to their arguing, I think Frankie held his own in that particular argument.

My faves are the mob boss wife and James. Us oldies gotta stick together.

Aubrey and Frankie are my faves of the kids.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Nah, he is nothing like Jermey.

I love the mischief Bear brings. I don't always like his actions, but I do think the core of him is good. I actually like the unique flavour Frankie brings, and I think referring to him is a "little fairy" is an offensive ignorant gay slur. You are better than that, Inigo. But back to their arguing, I think Frankie held his own in that particular argument.

My faves are the mob boss wife and James. Us oldies gotta stick together.

Aubrey and Frankie are my faves of the kids.

I didn't mean Jeremy, I'm talking about the Irish guy from the normal BB season last year.

Hmm saying Frankie is a little fairy may be a gay slur, but it's how I feel...does one comment make me homophobic.... no it doesn't, but I'm sure libtards will think that. Meh... Bear owned him in that moment. Frankie could tell bear is getting most of the screen time and he wanted to get in on it... too bad he came off looking a fool.

 

[Tee]

I didn't mean Jeremy, I'm talking about the Irish guy from the normal BB season last year.

Hmm saying Frankie is a little fairy may be a gay slur, but it's how I feel...does one comment make me homophobic.... no it doesn't, but I'm sure libtards will think that. Meh... Bear owned him in that moment. Frankie could tell bear is getting most of the screen time and he wanted to get in on it... too bad he came off looking a fool.

Oh yes!

Hughie!!!

Oh my God! I loved him!!!!!

I am not sure if one comment makes you a homophobe. I guess that would depend on what the one comment was. Personally I think attacking someone via their sexual orientation is SO 1990. But each to their own I guess.

I like them both, so it saves me time trying to read too much in their short altercation trying to establish a winner.

 

[timmy]

I love [Frankie]!

And those briefs he wears! By the looks, Frankie has quite the Frankfurt.... Unless it is a potato.

He has awesome undies, I had noticed. And maybe he's well endowed, or maybe the undies just show everything off to best effect. Some men's undies just have a very good cut, others have a pouch - the men's version of a push-up bra. Some of us like to look our best.

Some swim trunks I bought here have the opposite issue, they have no room in front and squash and flatten everything down leaving me looking like I have an oversized camel toe (not to mention they are quite uncomfortable). Feeling a bit emasculated by them! Shopping in the country is very difficult. It's not like I can just pop down to K Mart at the mall. Maybe I should buy some online.

 

[Tee]

He has awesome undies, I had noticed. And maybe he's well endowed, or maybe the undies just show everything off to best effect. Some men's undies just have a very good cut, others have a pouch - the men's version of a push-up bra. Some of us like to look our best.

Some swim trunks I bought here have the opposite issue, they have no room in front and squash and flatten everything down leaving me looking like I have an oversized camel toe (not to mention they are quite uncomfortable). Feeling a bit emasculated by them! Shopping in the country is very difficult. It's not like I can just pop down to K Mart at the mall. Maybe I should buy some online.

He really does! Gives the illusion of the perfect balance of meat and potatoes. Remember those awful Tony Abbot budgie smuggler pics? There was a lot of potatoes and not much meat in those pics that's for sure.

Timmy with a cameltoe, now that I need to see! The mere thought of it has me lolling!!

 

[Dystopia]

I can almost hear the sounds of happiness echoing from Dystopia that it was Saira to go lol!... (now you'll have to vent about someone else my friend lol!)...

Ok I'll play ball and be honest:

The next TWO I'm venting on are Katie and Aubrey, nasty little creatures, but I reckon I can handle them both at the same time.
I'm leaving Samantha alone until the two others have ben eliminated seeing that you have such a soft spot for her but her time will come.... um... should that be called a warning? Of course not but perhaps a reminder for you to stock up on your favourite poison for when the day comes

Btw Sticky, those gifs are excellent - the two where you see the cinema audience huddled together had been edged in my brain already.
The top one on the right looks like 3 sex-starved Meerkats on the look-out and the one below says: Oh.... is that how it's done - LMAO!!! Samantha's face has turned to stone.... remembering the good old days. Aubrey trying to figure out why she can't get any despite the heavy investment in surgery and Katie, well honestly, I can't help but think that she's still a virgin... not that there is anything wrong with it

 

[Dystopia]

Bear trolled that little fairy big time. Frankie is giving his diary room entries like he is in BBUSA... not natural at all... I want to see more arguments between him and bear.

For once we agree on a couple of things... have you been eating healthy food? Whatever, you've seen the light!
I wasn't aware that fairy had been on BBUS but it makes sense now considering his DR performances.... I'd initially thought he must have read some manual or book about DR speeches. But yes, BBUSA fits right in there.
And Bear owned him, that's how I saw it too and there will be more of it I hope.... but then we'll probably have one of those: "I've had enough, I didn't sign up for this, I wanna go home" meltdowns.