...oh that's right it's the 'Live' eviction show isn't it?... whiney voiced Emma does her usual opening speech... a double eviction... as I said in my previous post... I want it to be Scoop/Stiffy and Chlorine but as I said... it will probably be Scoop and Gail... (please let it be
who I want it to be and not who I
think it will be...
PLEASE!)...

... oh wow!... in the preview of what's to come...
the crowd are booing Stiffy and Chlorine!!!... could my dream be coming true???... oh please let it happen!!!




...
...they pan over to the house... Jennitals is talking with Natasha... (yes... I said
TALKING with Natasha believe it or not!)... Natasha mentions about how Jennitals took Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah under her wing like a little sister and now she's sort of stuck with that and Jennitals actually
agrees with that!... (is this the start of the split?)... I quickly speed past Mr Potato Head in his 'mankini' before I do irreparable damage to my retina's... oh no... there are new alcohol drinks in the fridge




... here we go... 'winegate' yet again... I can just see it coming!... (Chlorine is now suffering from 'alcoholism'... Stiffy must have added that to her list of 'trial and tribulations' last night)... "why doesn't anyone 'get me'?"... exclaims Chorine while Austin is talking (preaching) to her... (a little update Chlorine... you are so bland that they all just see you as a piece of furniture that Stiffy snogs with all of the time...
THAT'S WHY MY DEAR!)... now over to the house 'Live'...
...Gail jokes... "get me out of here!"... and then laughs... (be careful of what you say girl... you're probably going to be the first one out lol!)... (she gets mostly cheers and a couple of 'boos' from the crowd)... Janella (gets all cheers) sounds like she is safe... then Scoop (he gets louder cheers so he's probably not going anywhere)... Stiffy and Chlorine (get loud boos!...
YES!!!!)... make it so!!!... she looks like she's about to cry of course and he looks like he's thinking... "we're screwed!"...
...here they are shitting themselves just before the announcement...
...Scoop gets voted out first!... (I didn't expect him to be the first one... what a surprise for me at least)... he looked kind of pissed off or shocked but it's hard to tell under those stupid sunnies that he always wears... he takes off his microphone and his shirt to reveal his manly body for the crowd... (aren't all of the girls in the audience lucky?)... he kindly informs us in his infinite wisdom that he was put up for eviction and nominated purely because "I refused to slag my friends" (I thought it was because the toxic twins
didn't nominate you?... but the twist put you in that position?)... meh!... maybe I've got confused or something?... lol!...
...Scoop reveals that one of the first things that he's going to do is look at some Porno's!... he even said... "some of Jenna's Porno's... (he realises what he just said)... no she's my friend!"... ( so much for being the righteous man that he likes to portray eh?)... he believes that he was "the glue that held the house together"... (I'm glad that he is so modest)... they show his 'house mediator' reel and it's just him rabbiting off spouting his infinite wisdom and talking... talking...talking.... and talking!... (the worse thing about Scoop being evicted is that he'll be on BOTS tonight!)... back to him with Emma... he's still telling us all just how good he is!...






... oh for gods sake stop crawling up his arse will you Emma?...



... they show his 'exit reel' and it's more of him being so loud as usual...

... okay the next eviction...
...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BRITISH PUBLIC LET IT BE STIFFY AND CHLORINE!!!!...
...here's Chlorine looking like she's sitting on a vibrator knowing that the batteries are just about to die and Stiffy praying for a miracle...
...them shitting themselves just before the announcement part 2...
...and it's...
and it's...
and it's ...
...
NOT FUCKING THEM!!!!!... SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!... SHITTY SHIT SHIT!... it's Gail... she's pretending to be so happy about it... (of course she would be right?)... as you can see in the image above Stiffy looks like he was having a heart attack but it was in fact total relief that he doesn't have to sedate Chlorine to calm her down to stop her crying... you do know what this means now don't you?... we're gonna have to sit and watch another one of Stiffy's soliloquy's again that he is going to write tonight!...








... Stiffy made sure that he was the last one to hug and kiss her before he quickly pushed her towards the stairs did you notice?... lol!...
...Gail's exit interview... she showed more fun and hilarity in the few minutes of her exit interview than her whole time in the house!...

... she revealed that "she knew the the toxic twins were coming back into the house when they were evicted"... um... (no you didn't Gail)... jeez Gail... why didn't you show this side of your personality while you were in the house girl?... you might not be out now... (who am I kidding?... of course she would be!


)... I quite enjoyed her exit interview especially her talk of Chlorine and Stiffy!... that was hilarious!!!!... from the way she said about their relationship she said... "good luck to them!"... before rolling her eyes and sniggering her head off... she made it quite clear from that that she thinks that it won't last!... lol!... she has a natural talent of mimicry from what I could see!... they show her 'exit reel'... that was a funny and quite entertaining interview for me... a final shot of Stiffy and Chlorine looking bewildered as to how the fuck they survived the double eviction... (the trouble is... they will actually think that the public love them now:yuck:...
...bloody hell for once I wish that my prediction didn't come true!... but what do you do?... anyhow... now for BOTS to hear Scoops loud mouth telling us just what a great guy he is yet again:frown:



... cheers.