Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

[crimmy]

their reactions were interesting - Farrah was shocked and didn't quite know what to do ... so stood there and clapped and smiled nicely - a bit stunned ... Jenna showed the truest reaction - she was pissed.

i was disappointed the others straight away started pointing the finger at Farrah and saying it was all aimed at her ... that they really liked Jenna ... and it was Austin that started with that. What agenda does he have that he needs to keep Jenna onside? Perhaps its the lesser of two evils - if anyone from the US team is going to be nominated by the UK side he wants it definitely to be Farrah ... leaving Jenna to still be there making for a strong US team ... if Jenna went before Farah then they know Farrah is going to follow behind her very quickly because she wouldn't be able to control her tongue

What was Farrah up to when Bobby was making the toast for his birthday - suddenly she's standing next to him, wishing him happy birthday, clinking glasses with him, smiling at him ... any minute I thought her head would do 360's and green stuff would be flung all about the room

Bobby was a bit over the top with the gloating ... sure he's safe from eviction but he's still got to live with these women for another week!! maybe he'd have been better off to laugh and say GOTCHA and then let them believe they were truly only playing the game and there was no real malice behind it ... but he couldn't do that - he had to stick it to them over and over ... could have played that a bit smarter maybe??

Gail Gail Gail ... if she doesn't get evicted this week it will be a miracle ... she really hasn't stepped up to the plate in the house yet and the feistyness we've been lead to believe she has must have been left at home. Like her bras were.

psstt Gail - over here ... (this is my Surly impersonation guys) ... Oi!! Over here ya muppet!!! - you've been blessed with large breasts - give them support because they're heading south and that is NEVER a good look!

 

[Winterbourne]

I think Austin was being nice to Jenna because at the beginning they really did like her. UK BB is so much more about actual relationships and brand maintainence over US style strategy. I don't think Austin had any agenda in keeping Jenna 'onside' beyond him actually not minding her when she's not going all reality bitch. Maybe though, it'd be nice to isolate Farrah a bit more. There is also probably an element of tough love, genuinely trying to help Farrah, in their minds. I'd say she's done her dash now, and no one cares anymore.

Also, they want to enjoy their time there, and be able to showcase their talents, and Farrah isn't facilitating that.

Stevi etc will go in the double, along with... Dunno. Gail or Scoop? He may be collateral damage for people voting against Farrah, but Gail also does need to reach her potential.

 

[Ezminus]

Spoilers: Evictions, Rows and...that's right! More mankini!!

Spoiler

- Chloe-Jasmine was the target of a mass bitching session as she was branded Janice's "lapdog". Austin, Sherrie and even Gail were all involved... plus Jenna.

- Bobby got angry with Austin for interrupting his meal to play a game of 'dinner table tennis'. The minor disagreement turned into a major row between the guys before Scoop took charge to try and fix things with a rant. "We've all got to respect each other," the rapper declared. "

- In the bedroom, Jenna feared of what would be shown of her and Farrah, but the Teen Mom star insisted that viewers would back them.

- Stevi and Janice had a heart to heart with Janice claiming the X Factor singer had become 'disconnected' from her.

- Stevi spent in the evening back in his mankini, plus a blonde wig, sharing a bath with Bobby. "Bloody hell, I can see your testicles," remarked poor Bobby.

- It's a DOUBLE eviction tonight with Gail, Scoop, Chloe & Stevi and Janice all up for eviction. Who do you want to save?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

WARNING!:... this is going to be a marathon rant... erm... post!...

...today's highly anticipated highlight show (by me at least)... this is gonna be so good... I can feel it in my water!... the toxic twins are so happy... enjoy it while you can girls... you're gonna look very silly soon... aw shit!... it looks like Stiffy is gonna do the next part of his pre-written script... another soliloquy... ... (he is conveniently up in the loft by himself for this drivel that we are about to hear)...they do a flashback of him and Chlorine having the staged 'argument'...

...back to Stiffy in the loft... here he goes... "cor... it's lovely up here... it's so nice!... a little bit of... 'Stevie time'... I'm just here... just... and it's really nice... I love this!... (this is where we are all supposed to 'hope that everything is alright between Stiffy and Chlorine' time)... over to Chlorine in the Diary Room... apparently she is 'feeling a bit lost' (breaks into tears) and 'I don't know where that person's gone?'... (cries again for effect)... back to Stiffy... "the sound of the water... (he burps for the comedic effect)... it's so nice up here though... I like it... I like it a lot... and er... this is what I love really..."... (we get it Stiffy... you are totally lost without her in your life right?)... Chlorine wants to come up to be with him and he fobs her off (gollygosh!... "I do hope that they are not going to be breaking up!"... we are all supposed to collectively cry out)... ... thank god it ends there... vomit bucket please!...

...over to the toxic twins in the luxury suite and Jennitals is speculating and says that... "if we get our way I am almost 100% sure that we're making it to the finals!"... ... my god!... just how delusional are you Jennitals?... is your ego so twisted that you sincerely do believe that?... all the housemates have gathered for another opportunity to try and get themselves nominated... Stiffy instantly says that he wants him and Chlorine to be the ones to go up into the tower for the chance... (he must've been up all night rewriting their scripts for today)... Stiffy then joins Bobby in the tower (without Chlorine)... the toxic twins get pissed off with Stiffy and Jennitals says... " he can kiss my big fat American white ass!"... I had to laugh that when Jennitals said... "he's wrecked himself"... that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah instantly repeated... "wrecked himself!"... just like a pet parrot!... lol!...

...then it was Sherrie's turn up the tower... what she was saying was really getting to Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah lol!... they both kept plotting revenge again... the plonkers!... ... the 'potential break-up' between Stiffy and Chlorine plays out again... (oh gollygosh!... I sure do hope that they don't break up I would be so devastated!)... Sherrie is the first in the Diary Room as part of their task to try and get nominated... then Gail and finally Janella... (Sherrie was hilarious!)... aw man!... didn't Janella rile up Jennitals?... ... Jennitals talking 'really tough' was so cringe worthy... we all know that she talks shit and when she finally confronts them it fazes out to sweet fuck all!... so why does she even bother?... seriously?...

...I love venting all of my rage out on this forum the way that I do even if nobody reads my rantings at least I always feel better after writing my drivel... it is so much fun!... I like to think of it as self therapy lol!... it's like a form of 'road rage' except nobody gets hurt lol!...

...the toxic twins strut back into the house wanting to wreak revenge... they walk around making snide comments and give Bobby the middle finger as a present thinking that they have the upper hand and then Big Brother speaks... they both have big smug grins on their faces as it is 'revealed' to the housemates that they've been watching all the time... Big brother gets them to reveal who their choices were... one by one they go through them with their reasons for nominating them... (Bobby is pissing himself laughing)... Big Brother then asks them to nominate their final housemate and they pick Sherrie lol!... the toxic twins were really enjoying their moment in the sun with their ego trip in full swing with the 'power' that they had and then... and then... AND THEN?...

...Big Brother confirms their nominations as ... Austin/Natasha/Bobby/James and Sherrie to both of the toxic twins and they joyfully agree with who he named and then... and then... AND THEN?... (Jennitals does some sort of derogatory hand gesture as a token of 'take that bitches!'... and the moment that I have been gleefully waiting for... Big Brother announces that all the people that they chose all actually have immunity!!!!!!!... get a load of Jennitals face after she found out... she looks like her arse is chewing a sour boiled lolly!...



...so Stiffy-Chlorine/Janella/Scoop and Gayle are the real ones up for eviction now... Gail pipes up... "a cuppa tea anyone?"... ... back from the break and Jennitals is mouthing off straight away... as soon as Natasha anwers her back her Pekinese lapdog instantly backs Jennitals up... they have now entered into 'pack mode'... Austin looks like he is having a lot of fun giving it back to them lol!... Bobby says the quote of the night... "do you know why people take an instant dislike to you Farrah?... because it saves fucking time!"...... omfg!... 'winegate' starts up again!!!!! ...

...obviously Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is paddling to stay above water because she just keeps clapping her hands to stop people answering her back lol!... that's a classic sure fire sign that she has run out of ammo and is losing the argument... haha!... sink you horrid little piece of work!... jeez Austin had her back peddling at times didn't he?... he was having a field day!... lol!... did you see the reaction from Jennitals when Austin informed her that the 'ding dong the witch is dead' song wasn't about her?... she was both surprised and sort of relieved about it... she must have thought that it was aimed at her all of this time?... didn't Natasha look at ease while arguing with the toxic twins?... she knows that they are down and out since that shock announcement to them methinks!...

...when Austin was talking to Jennitals and leaving Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah out on her own didn't she look like a 'Nigella no friends'?... he even said to her... "go somewhere else!... no one is interacting with you!"... Jennitals looked like she was trying to see if people did still actually like her from what I could see... wow!... could this be the end of the toxic twins alliance?... Jennitals looked beaten didn't she?... there he is... Scoop telling them on how he stayed as a 'good guy'... ... hahaha!... Natasha has a whole new lease of life doesn't she?... (I love it!)... Stiffy talks to Chlorine about them having to get 'redemption'... from what you potato-head?... (gollygosh!... what happened to their potential break-up?... you're deviating from the script you know)...

...Bobby has a Birthday party... (how nice that the toxic twins attended it eh?)... he has a blubber... they all dance... Scoop again tells the toxic twins what a nice guy he is... the toxic twins are in the Diary Room plotting and planning revenge as usual... Jennitals is doing her 'tough talk' again so AGAIN that obviously means that fuck-all will come of it as usual... lol!... they are completely nothing at all in the house anymore and they both know it... although Jennitals sits there with her 'revenge face' in full swing and says... "listen... the viewers know what's up!"... (she slinks her hair back)... and then they say about their task... (now get this...)...

..."I THINK WE CRUSHED IT!"... (little miss echo)... "I THINK WE CRUSHED IT!"...

...**Sticky clears his throat**...

...NO YOU DIDN'T 'CRUSH IT' AT ALL YOU STUPID IDIOTIC DELUSIONAL DUMB-ARSED BIMBO'S... YOU GOT 'YA ASSES WHIPPED' YOU BOZO'S!!!!!... <---- (the attack of the killer emoticons right there folks!)...

...just how delusional are they?... seriously?... they really do believe that the British public love them so much... I can't wait for BOTS!... PHEW!.... I need some alcohol methinks!... lol!... (I did warn you that this was going to be a big one didn't I?... lol!...cheers.

 

[Winterbourne]

Gail's the one I'd want to save. Scoop and Janice can either or go stay, get the couple out.

I think that Gail's toast, though. A victim of shyness induced by another loud American.

 

[Dystopia]

Bobby was a bit over the top with the gloating ... sure he's safe from eviction but he's still got to live with these women for another week!! maybe he'd have been better off to laugh and say GOTCHA and then let them believe they were truly only playing the game and there was no real malice behind it ... but he couldn't do that - he had to stick it to them over and over ... could have played that a bit smarter maybe??

I agree. He might just crumble under the inevitable backlash of the the WMD Jerrah.

 

[Winterbourne]

Maybe, in their way, they did "crush it" - certainly not in the way they thought, but in terms of a BB Twist, I don't see how it could have possibly gone any better.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Maybe, in their way, they did "crush it" - certainly not in the way they thought, but in terms of a BB Twist, I don't see how it could have possibly gone any better.

...to be honest Winterbourne... I think that the only thing that was 'crushed' that night were their egos... ... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...please forgive me for what you are all about to receive but I just want to savour this great moment for a tad bit longer so here goes...

...these are Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's faces prior to Big Brother telling them the bad news (for them at least) and you can see the hatred and revenge on their smug little faces thinking that they will be ruling the entire house and everyone will be trembling all around them... they were going to be so nasty to them all... or so they thought... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and these are them after they found out... (it couldn't of happened to a nicer pair of people could it?)... Jennitals looked like she went into clinical shock at one stage in my opinion lol!... their faces told all and their behaviour afterwards told all... hahaha!... now for BOTS!... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

there's also the

"Well f**k me sideways I played that wrong!" moment
and the
"what should i do what should I do" desperado moment
followed by the
"I'll cry - that'll make their balls shrivel up inside and then ... I'll crush them!" moment

 

[Yuame]

Loved the latest episode! It's kind of weird, in a way I actually like Jenna and Farrah (in a kind of love to hate way)...like they are fantastic housemates and I'm sure the house would be DEAD boring without them, but just because I like them doesn't mean I dislike their opposition - Bobby, Natasha, Austin etc. I want the drama so get rid of the boring ones...

I hope either Gail or Stevie and Chloe leave next, both are boring.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...this BOTS tonight will be a pleasure to watch for me lol!... haha!... Doctor Dance is back!... I love this guy... he cracks me up!... Rustie tits Lee/Solomon Akhtar and Francine Lewis are on the panel... Rustie almost has an orgasm while talking about last night's episode lol!... they play and replay in slow motion Jennitals fist pump rude gesture and her saying "FUCK!" when she found out ...... Rylan and the panel all thought that for a split-second that Jennitals may have thought of 'jumping ship' at that moment that I spoke about earlier so others noticed too lol!... they mentioned that Natasha asked why everyone were 'backtracking' in regards to Jennitals and I agree... why are they?...

...I wouldn't be surprised if it's Gail and Scoop that go tomorrow... I will be happy if it is Stiffy/Chlorine and Scoop though... no more slurping sounds and boring as shit soliloquy's by Mr Potato Head and no more cRAP from ex-President Scoop... that would be so glorious!... I bet that the toxic twins would be feeling so embarrassed about being 'punked' by Big Brother and all of the nasty shit that they said in the secret room too...

...'Today's News'... James was insane enough to allow Janella to make up his face lol!... Bobby compares giving birth to having bad constipation... ... Bobby talks about getting a hard-on and Stiffy talks about wishing he could use his stiffy and Natasha informs them that ... yes!... women get sexually frustrated too!... from the way that she said it made her sound like she's hanging for it too lol!... Rustie says that all Bobby has to do is think of Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and it will instantly go down lol!...

...here he is... doctor Dance!...haha!...his summations on some of the housemates make so much sense at times lol!... he doesn't believe that Stiffy and Chlorine will last much longer (as most of us think too eh?)... WTF???... why oh why Rylan????... why did you show Stiffy in the 'mankini' again for????... WHY????... they have the rello's and friends on the phone pleading their cases to keep people in... same old same old... I was pretty disappointed in the show because I expected them to show more of the re-entry of the toxic twins and more of the aftermath that we haven't seen in the highlight show... perhaps I was expecting too much eh?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Loved the latest episode! It's kind of weird, in a way I actually like Jenna and Farrah (in a kind of love to hate way)...like they are fantastic housemates and I'm sure the house would be DEAD boring without them, but just because I like them doesn't mean I dislike their opposition - Bobby, Natasha, Austin etc. I want the drama so get rid of the boring ones...

I hope either Gail or Stevie and Chloe leave next, both are boring.

...oh wow!... Yuame!... long time no see my friend?... how have you been ?... I agree... I so hate the toxic twins but they do keep the show alive don't they?... if Jennitals gets to stay and her toxic twin gets to go I wouldn't be too upset... good to see you again Yuame... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Janice in the DR looks like a snake shedding it's skin

...^^^^......

cannot believe that those two STILL think they've crushed it ... still believe the viewers will be seeing this and think THEY came out of it well ...

I'd like Scoop to leave this week - 1 because I'm sick of his stupid longwinded lectures 2 because I'm sick of his ONE song 3 because he is so gutless he refuses to take sides with anyone in the house believing THAT will allow him to win this

and then I guess I want Stiffy and Chloroform to go because I'm just sick of the fakeness from both of them. Plus Stiffy made a big thing of going up into the Tower to say negative things to try to get them nominated and he was useless!!! What a wuss!!! He really needs to grow a pair!!! STAT!!

...they are two that I want to go too... Scoop and Stiffy/Chlorine are sooooo bloody boring!... and Stiffy's performance in trying to get nominated stunk as much as a fart in a spacesuit... there was no escaping it...

there's also the

"Well f**k me sideways I played that wrong!" moment
and the
"what should i do what should I do" desperado moment
followed by the
"I'll cry - that'll make their balls shrivel up inside and then ... I'll crush them!" moment

...aw crimmy... you have a natural talent there my friend lol!... I missed those ones lol!... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

...^^^^......



...they are two that I want to go too... Scoop and Stiffy/Chlorine are sooooo bloody boring!... and Stiffy's performance in trying to get nominated stunk as much as a fart in a spacesuit... there was no escaping it...



...aw crimmy... you have a natural talent there my friend lol!... I missed those ones lol!... cheers.

 

[Lindsay1973]

Did not enjoy that episode I felt it was mean and hurtful....it's like kids being bullied and being given permission to
lynch the bullies..IMO Bobby,Natasha and Austin are just as bad as Farrah and Jenna.

Austin was a asshole and I can't stand him one bit

 

[Winterbourne]

Austin, you're spreading it on a bit thick, mate. Maybe I'd for the cameras, maybe he's losing it a bi,t, maybe he wants Chloe to look bad and leave. Either way, not his best look.

 

[Lindsay1973]

FYI last CBB winner Gary Busey is on Dancing with the stars

 

[crimmy]

Spoiler: they're gone

Scoop and Gail have left the building