Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

[Dystopia]

"well here's the thing ... I see it like this ..." god Scoop bores me to tears ... but hallelujay and hail mary because I'm not going to be told to stick my hands up anymore!!!!!

I DID wonder if Dan thought he was being funny & complimentary by saying Scoop came out of the house the biggest loser - because he's lost weight in there (and has been trying hard to do so) - Dan you're NOT a standup comic nor a sit down one ... so in the words of Scoop "sit yo' a$$ down"

It sickened me a bit watching the live show to see the toxic twins sitting with Natasha and Sherrie ... playing nice ... then obviously Jenna started with her poisin and trying to turn opinion round on Bobby ...

she then went into the bedroom and turned the charm onto James ... and when he said he'd been chatting with Bobby she started to tell him about Bobby too ...

they are convinced his sleepwalking is just an act ... and Jenna wants noone to get up and try to help him back to bed next time he's doing it ..

all the time FerretFace is just sitting there like she's at a tea party and on her best behaviour

wonder how long the peace will last?

Jenna's going to be disappointed to find out they are ALL up ...

did anyone else see her blatantly mouth "Janice" during the "well we all know who we need to be nominating now don't we" chat? where's the warning BB?

I am somewhat surprised that you got through the ordeal so well crimmy - I pictured you in some emergency room, hooked up to a drip. Even if you didn't like "The Scoop" you must admit he was unique... I can't recall ever having seen a preacher man as a BB HM.

Dan is an ass - he loves himself too much and his constant smug smirk reflects that. He is much more interested in running his little "Gossip Column Empire" than actually watching the show, that's why he gets it wrong most of the time.
I could see myself having a cup of tea (or whatever) with "The Scoop (yes, you are invited) - but not with Dan. Dan I would strangle before the tea even arrives...

 

[Winterbourne]

Austin is puzzling me. Has Jenna just learnt her lesson, and so now he's trying to teach Chloe hers? Or has he lost it? Or is this some sort of misdirected strategy?

I think he's losing the game right now. And he doesn't seem to be realising it, unlike Jenna.

 

[crimmy]

There could also be a glitch because often I have to click twice in order to 'Like '. My guess is that happens when crimmy is messing with the board...

we have ways and means of getting you to throw your monitor out the window ... muhahahahahaha

so are you going to demand a Dislike button here to keep up with Facebook?
cos if we DID get one I'd pay management $$ to make sure you're didn't work ... just to annoy you more

 

[Dystopia]

we have ways and means of getting you to throw your monitor out the window ... muhahahahahaha

so are you going to demand a Dislike button here to keep up with Facebook?
cos if we DID get one I'd pay management $$ to make sure you're didn't work ... just to annoy you more

Gotcha - you ARE the culprit(s)... there is a mountain of monitors outside my window, I'm sending you the bill.

I saw Zuckerberg on TV yesterday - promptly googled - led me to Facebook.... what the hell do you do with it? You can't eat it, it doesn't play music and you can't evict it, yet people seem to get hooked on it. Strange world... say crimmy, do you.... no, I won't ask.

 

[Dystopia]

Not a Spoiler - but a true story.

I am happy that Gail was evicted instead of Chloe/Stiffy. Despite their amateurish airs and pretenses I find Chloe much more entertaining than Gail.

Stifffy is a drag, uninteresting. But Chloe with her dramatic silliness entertains me and don't forget the bonus adopted mother Janice. Together they are quite amusing.

I'd rather see Sherrie go next time around or even Bobby, currently I find the damsel in distress Chloe more amusing.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...today's show... haha!... from the highlights of what's to come it looks like Stiffy is becoming hard!... <--- (like what I did there?)... and it looks like the toxic twins are being funny and are actually having FUN!!!!... ... and of course Chlorine is in full tears again because of Austin no doubt... they recap last night's eviction show as they do... Janella's snoring is cracking everyone up because of the sound... Austin and Chlorine are talking and Stiffy walks in and and says "... Austin you are looking really pissed!... are you alright?"... Austin replies... "nope!" and Stiffy says... "I was only asking!"... and they all leave it at that... ( looks a big fight is brewing lol!)...

...all the housemates call a meeting to talk to Janella about her snoring... Janella understands and they all move on to other business... Austin brings up the subject of Chlorine not toasting to his brothers death and he's annoyed because of her 'flimsy excuse' of it was because of her new found 'alcoholism' and her not wanting to be around opened bottles of alcohol... whereas she's been around opened bottles of alcohol on many occasions prior to his brothers toast... Austin feels that she just couldn't be bothered to attend it... (which I think so too to be honest)... he sees her as being disrespectful to his brothers memory... (perhaps things like this mean more the Americans than it does the British?... who knows?)...

...Chlorine goes ballistic about it... she cries and cries and cries and storms off into the garden...... Janella goes outside to comfort her and says... "listen... let that go... you did the right thing... I took the monkey on that and I'll take the monkey again (whatever that means?)... I don't care if I get evicted tomorrow... you come sit on my lap... you come sit over here baby... you come sit here!"... WHAT THE HELL?... you're not talking to a 3 year old girl Janella!... (oopsies!... then again... maybe she is?)... this is the part where Stiffy gets... **snigger snigger**... 'tough!'... he says...

..."that is really starting my to blow my trumpet believe you me when I start you ain't seen nothing yet!"... (while pointing his finger up in the air in a 'menacing manner' lol!)...

...Austin replies... "well let's... let's have it Stevie!"...

"trust me... you don't wanna go there!... don't!... Austin!... I'm like Hulk when I get on fire!"... he weakly threatens... "believe you me... I'm a bit like you Scoop... I'm a bit like you!"... (WTF does that even mean?... that he's a egotistical big-mouthed know-it-all too!)......this is Stiffy being 'tough'...


...the next thing that you know Austin trembles in fear and keeps begging Stiffy for forgiveness for 'dissing' Chlorine and breaks into convulsive sobbing while cowering behind the sofa for protection!!!!... naaaaah!... I just wanted to check if anyone actually reads this drivel that I write!... I'm just joshing you all lol!... (I know... I'm a turd right?)... ...

...after the break we see Stiffy comforting Chlorine out in the garden with Stiffy looking like he's thinking.... "this wasn't in the script that I wrote for us today but this is gold!... aw man!... we can milk this better than the drivel I wrote last night!... thankyou Austin!"...

...Stiffy walks in doing his "I'm a bigger man for not taking Austin on' routine (when in fact it's because he's just shit-scared of him)... this way he tries to garner sympathy from the housemates as well as the viewers... this is airtime gold for him and he knows it!... "I don't like getting all hyped up ... all worked up... to the point that 'the hulk' comes out...I don't want to do that... because you know what?... I'm just a chilled fucking guy!"... YUP!... a perfectly well executed and well orchestrated monologue with all of the facial expressions to carry it... all the perfect hand gestures... everything was right there folks!...a perfect performance that was supposed to make Austin melt and become buddies again once he 'apologises' to Chlorine... here is his performance with Austin's expression during all of it at the end...



...all Austin had to say to him after this wonderous performance was... "it's just that... I 'll have a conversation with Janice because she has more power over her than you do!"... <--- WHAM!... right there folks!!!... ... I am totally convinced that Stiffy got the inspiration for his magnificent speech from this clip below... I convinced of it!... look at the similarities of both their facial expressions... there's not much difference between Stiffy and Jack Nicholson's faces just watch...

...this post is now in two pars because a I have exceeded the 10,000 word limit believe it or not lolololol!... so I'll end 'part 1' here methinks!... (haha!... I did get carried away didn't i?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...here we go... 'Part 2"... lol!...

...moving on... on a personal note to all in the house... please listen to me when I ask this...

......ENOUGH OF THE "CRAY CRAY" SHIT ALREADY !!!!... SPEAK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE FFS!!!!... THE WORD IS... 'CRAZY'... ARE YOU SO LAZY THAT YOU CAN'T INCLUDE THE MISSING LETTER 'Z' IN THE WORD???... ... here endeth the rant!...

...seriously that really is doing my head in... it's like the other American word that I now hear all the time everywhere... 'closure'... it just does my head in too... anyhow... I do digress... back to the house... Chlorine is in the Diary Room doing... guess what?... yes... she's crying!... James has a chat with Austin about the 'fight'... James was really good during that conversation I thought...

...Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah are doing their part of the 'Celebrity Show Offs' task... they have a porno session one-on-one having a big wet Lesbian session in front of all the housemates!......(nah!... not really... I'm just making sure that you are all still reading my drivel again!)... I was just joshing you all yet again!...... anyhow back to the house yet again... Jennitals does some 'erotic reading' which was actually quite funny in how she incorporated the housemates into the story... they all got a lot of fun out of it... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah did a 'sex health instructor'... talk that wasn't too funny... they then both do a cRAP song of the housemates etc... ... they then both did a "Celebrity Big Brother Sexual Smackdown"... which was like a jelly wrestle but with chocolate sauce instead... they actually looked like they had a great time!... could they both have been THAT humbled that they have dropped the nasty bitches facade at last?... (I doubt it but you never know eh?)...

...they show the 'Live Eviction'... Scoop goes first as we all know... Jennitals bawls her tits off... Sherrie gives her a hug... Gail goes... the toxic twins are talking about Scoop going... Jennitals says... "it's a totally different atmosphere right?... that's something to put in your pocket!"... (cue little miss echo)... "it's always in my pocket"... is it just me or is Jennitals setting her up to fend for herself?... I feel that Jennitals is implementing the first step of her 'I've-got-to-distance-myself-as-far-away-from-her-as-fast-as-possible' plan to me... just saying... Bobby is realising that all his mates are eventually leaving... Chlorine starts crying... AGAIN!... Stiffy starts another well scripted monologue... (they are becoming sooooooo tiresome!)... ... Sherrie asks James and Austin as to why is she crying... they are just as bewildered as the rest of the entire planet of course...

...the housemates do a toast for Scoop and Gail... (I sure hope that wine is all 'kosher' and it's remarkable that Chlorine is being so cool and calm and collected around all of those open bottles of alcohol isn't it?)... a shame that she couldn't do the same for Austin's brother's toast eh?... funny that isn't it?... "I wish that you guys could've celebrated us that way too!"... says Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... Jennitals looks pretty pissed off when she says... "I'm sorry that you had to throw that in!"... this was the look on her face... (not a happy girl at all)...



...when she reacted that way it looked like part 2 of her 'I've-got-to-distance-myself-as-far-away-from-her-as-fast-as-possible' plan to me... (they will split soon... I can just see it)...

...Stiffy and Chloe go into the Diary Room saying... Big Brother!... Big Brother!... what are we still doing here?"... (a question that millions of us are asking ourselves too)... here we go... the scripted 'oh! are we still here?' routine ... it's funny how they are all so flippant and smug now that they have survived being evicted isn't it?... (Chlorine's not even crying!)... Stiffy brings up the fact that Austin didn't 'wish them luck' before the eviction... Stiffy says that "me and Austin are ok but I think Chloe and Austin are not exactly looking eye to eye BB and it is a bit awks!"... my god!... is there no end to his convoluted drivel?... it's not all good between him and Austin!... Austin doesn't even want to talk to him at all!... he hates Chlorine with a passion!... yet here he is trying to portray that 'him and Austin have it sorted!'... what a whimpy little spineless twat he is... it's so sickening every time that he speaks for me!...

...hahahahahaha!... Austin just brought up what I said about Chlorine being okay with all the open wine bottles tonight but couldn't for his brother's toast!... he so does have a good point in this as far as I'm concerned... it's good to see Natasha sitting there and not arguing but having a normal conversation with Austin and the toxic twins too!...

...oh FFS!... Chlorine is up in the tower crying her tits off again!... Stiffy runs up the stairs to her... (cue the next chapter of their script)... "I don't understand!... I don't understand!" she sobs... "I don't either!" he replies... oh pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase!!!... ... meanwhile back in the house they are all talking about Chlorine and Stiffy... Chlorine goes to the Diary Room on Big Brothers instructions and blubbers again... oh fuck!... here we go... Stiffy and Chlorine out in the garden with their "I love you!" cycle of conversation again!... ... **calm down Sticky... don't say anything!**... moving on... fast forward...

...BLURGH!... they are now about to take a dual plunge for 'their fans' because they want to fulfill their promise of doing it if they were saved by them for not being evicted... (can this get anymore cringey FFS?)... Stiffy is freezing when he goes in fully clothed so obviously the water isn't as cold when he wears the 'mankini' hence the reason for always wearing it!!!!... I've finally figured it out folks!... meanwhile they are all talking about them in the house again lol!...

...Jenitals talks to Big Brother in the Diary Room and is 'reflecting'... is she changing for the better?... I wonder?... oh shit!... she said that damn phrase again... (you know the one) ... wow!... what a show!... it drained me today... I need some alcohol methinks!... it must be because of that open bottle over there ... (wow!... another Marathon post)... now for BOTS... cheers.

 

[Dystopia]

PDA anyone?



- I thought so.... guess what the dialogue was just before this abomination took place? Yes, right again.

 

[Winterbourne]

PDA anyone?

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- I thought so.... guess what the dialogue was just before this abomination took place? Yes, right again.

The dialogue was her saying her sweet nothings, and him saying that you is beautiful, you is pretty, you has a hot body. Come on, Steve. It's not worth the drama because you fear you won't get anyone hotter. This drama isn't going to go away if you are good to her. This will become your life.

Chloe would make for a jazzy weekend, but would be a bit much for a steady diet.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...tonight BOTS... haha!...Michelle Visage is playing as 'Joan Rivers' tonight... that should be interesting... tonight's panelists are Kay Thornton/Linda Lusardi/Carol McGiffin and that twonk Biggins... they show the toxic twins 'talent shows' that they did and thought that it was crap but it was good to see them having fun for once as far as I'm concerned... it made a change to see them like that...

...Michelle comes on doing her impression of Joan Rivers... just some of the one-liners... "there are more twists than a hand-job from Jenna!"... (talking about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah she says about her other reality show)... "I'm surprised to see her on this show... she's supposed to be in... 'I used to be a Celebrity... get him outta me!"... "Chloe and Stevie's relationship is as real as Janice's tits!"... "Janice looks like Angelina Jolie after she was put in a Microwave!"... "did you see Janice offer Austin her womb?... what a waste of time... that's like offering Stevie Wonder a free 3D TV!"... "when Jenna had a slop bucket poured over her head she complained that she had rotten cheese in her vagina... she said 'I've never gagged so much!'... we've seen your videos and you've done a lot more than gag!"... hahaha!... she done well in that... lol!...

...'Today's News'... it sounds like James is getting annoyed by the way Austin keeps on about things and won't let things go and he has a chat about it with him later... he gets nowhere because Austin is not really listening to him... it seems that a lot of people are not doing 'their bit' in cleaning up after themselves... ...

...James is the first in a new task... he has to pick a box and decide who gets the reward or punishment and he chooses Austin to become 'invisible' to all the other housemates and they aren't allowed to talk to him or acknowledge him... that should be great to watch lol!... the girls on the panel have 'their moment' to talk in 'Baggy Broads'... Rylan's first question was:... "if Farrah was your daughter what advice would you give her?"... Carol answered... "if Farrah was my daughter I would hand myself into Social Services!"... lol!... Rylan's second question was aimed at Stiffy and was... "would you expect your partner to stand your ground?"... Carol came right out with it... "but is he... her partner?... he had to ask her that question himself!... am I your partner?"... lolol!... (there are no flies on this girl are there?)... his third question is:... "would you let your partner hang around with two ex porn stars?"... the answer was simple really... how could either of them remotely even think of having anything to do with him in the first place?... ... his final question was... "how would you deal with your partner snoring?"... none had a real answer...

...Rylan does some cRAP... at least it isn't Scoop ... James gives Austin a bit of flak about the way that he speaks to people... (is this the end of their 'bromance')?... the panel talk about the change in Jennitals behaviour since the 'twist' and they say that she is trying to redeem herself but she has missed that point of 'no return' because of her association with her toxic twin... they believe that 'the penny has dropped' with her but way too late... they say that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah has a 'no way in Hell' chance to win this... they all agree that Austin has become a complete arsehole and I have to admit... so do I.... but I still do like him... they all love Janice... in regards to the Brits they like Bobby and think that he could win it... with James... Biggins says that he is arrogant but the girls like him... with Natasha they all think that she has been great and they like her... with Sherrie they never had much to say about her and finally Stiffy and Chlorine's turn... none of them for one second believe that their relationship is real and that they will break up as soon as they leave the show... well that sums them up doesn't it?... lol!... the show wasn't too bad tonight... it would've been 10 times better without that twonk Biggins on the show though!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I know that earlier that I made comparisons between Stiffy's speech to Austin and Jack Nicholson's speech to the Martian leader in 'Mrs Attacks' ... and I said that I believe that he modeled himself on that scene well look at the comparisons between the two... I don't believe that I am far off with what I said... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Austin is puzzling me. Has Jenna just learnt her lesson, and so now he's trying to teach Chloe hers? Or has he lost it? Or is this some sort of misdirected strategy?

I think he's losing the game right now. And he doesn't seem to be realising it, unlike Jenna.

...I think that you are on the right track with Austin in what you are saying Winterbourne...he was and still is my favourite alongside James or Janice to win this but he is getting himself so off track with how he's playing this game now... he should've let it all go a day or so back and he wouldn't be looking such a nuff nuff like he is doing now... he should ease off Stiffy and Chlorine and just let them self destruct naturally... as opposed to Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah he hasn't gone past the 'point of no return' with a lot of people yet so he should start redemption tactics now in order to stay in the house methinks!... cheers.

 

[Winterbourne]

Look

...I think that you are on the right track with Austin in what you are saying Winterbourne...he was and still is my favourite alongside James or Janice to win this but he is getting himself so off track with how he's playing this game now... he should've let it all go a day or so back and he wouldn't be looking such a nuff nuff like he is doing now... he should ease off Stiffy and Chlorine and just let them self destruct naturally... as opposed to Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah he hasn't gone past the 'point of no return' with a lot of people yet so he should start redemption tactics now in order to stay in the house methinks!... cheers.

The ladies on bots called him on it last night, so it"s not just us that have noticed. I wonder if he is trying to give himself a storyline, like both the great Aussie BB Tims used to do. He seemed so strategical early on, so clued in to what the UK voting public would like that I don't want to write him off... But now even James has had enough, and he was my favorite until the Chloe witch hunt. And I don't like Chloe.

What is it with these Americans? Janice, deluded. Farrah, either abhorant or a transparently fake arse bitch trying to be sweet on Jenna's instruction, or Austin being the Big behaviour sheriff of the household. Jenna got deluded by Scoop into caring about Team USA, the went full Heathers in the room with Farrah, before snapping back out of it and backtracking. If the UK wanted to showcase all that is wrong with getting transatlantic housemates, they couldn't have done it any better.

 

[Ezminus]

Austin is very smart. He's playing everyone. I could understand his point about the ceremony, but he's definitely been a grudge holder throughout. Who's he gonna have a row with next? Lol. Austin knows when he gets the airtime, he knows by arguing with people and being passive at the same time will get him votes.

I have a slight feeling Chloe Jasmine may have bipolar disorder. I know it's obviously not proven, but she goes from suddenly depressed to cheerful. I'm obviously no psychologist, but from her emotions she's seeming like a wreck.

Something about Stevi is really annoying me atm. Jenna is really smart and playing the game. She knows how to manipulate information and get people on her side.

Janice is just ballistic in general. Overprotective but in a very wrong way. She needs to let people speak for themselves and calm down.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Austin is very smart. He's playing everyone. I could understand his point about the ceremony, but he's definitely been a grudge holder throughout. Who's he gonna have a row with next? Lol. Austin knows when he gets the airtime, he knows by arguing with people and being passive at the same time will get him votes.

I have a slight feeling Chloe Jasmine may have bipolar disorder. I know it's obviously not proven, but she goes from suddenly depressed to cheerful. I'm obviously no psychologist, but from her emotions she's seeming like a wreck.

Something about Stevi is really annoying me atm. Jenna is really smart and playing the game. She knows how to manipulate information and get people on her side.

Janice is just ballistic in general. Overprotective but in a very wrong way. She needs to let people speak for themselves and calm down.

...you didn't mean to say EVERYTHING about him annoys you at the moment did you Ezminus?... lol!... I can't stand the fact that he breathes our precious oxygen sometimes!... (then again... you're probably a lot more nicer person than me at times lol! ) ... cheers.

 

[Dystopia]

Austin is very smart. He's playing everyone. I could understand his point about the ceremony, but he's definitely been a grudge holder throughout. Who's he gonna have a row with next? Lol. Austin knows when he gets the airtime, he knows by arguing with people and being passive at the same time will get him votes.

I have a slight feeling Chloe Jasmine may have bipolar disorder. I know it's obviously not proven, but she goes from suddenly depressed to cheerful. I'm obviously no psychologist, but from her emotions she's seeming like a wreck.

Something about Stevi is really annoying me atm. Jenna is really smart and playing the game. She knows how to manipulate information and get people on her side.

Janice is just ballistic in general. Overprotective but in a very wrong way. She needs to let people speak for themselves and calm down.

Austin is the smartest HM. That doesn't mean he's always right. Had I been in the house, I wouldn't have turned up for his little ceremony either. He has no right to impose his brand of beliefs or rituals on others.
I heard him say to Chloe (I think) that respect has to be earned. That is a typical statement of the brainwashed i.e. those who stand under a flag and worship the dead.
Not to give respect free of charge - now THAT is disrespectful. You don't make your pet earn your respect or do you?

In the case of Chloe I agree with Austin. I think she made the whole recovering alcoholic thing up.

 

[Lindsay1973]

...you didn't mean to say EVERYTHING about him annoys you at the moment did you Ezminus?... lol!... I can't stand the fact that he breathes our precious oxygen sometimes!... (then again... you're probably a lot more nicer person than me at times lol! ) ... cheers.

They call him Huckleberry hound on facebook

 

[Lindsay1973]

Austin is the smartest HM. That doesn't mean he's always right. Had I been in the house, I wouldn't have turned up for his little ceremony either. He has no right to impose his brand of beliefs or rituals on others.
I heard him say to Chloe (I think) that respect has to be earned. That is a typical statement of the brainwashed i.e. those who stand under a flag and worship the dead.
Not to give respect free of charge - now THAT is disrespectful. You don't make your pet earn your respect or do you?

In the case of Chloe I agree with Austin. I think she made the whole recovering alcoholic thing up.

That's it totally,it's been bugging me...why should anyone but his friends attend the ceremony,she didn't know his brother hell she only just met Austin,why should she HAVE to go toast his brother,it's bullshit and then to harangue her about not going and disrespect her condition,whether its true or not is besides the point.

IMO opinion Austin is fake and doing the same thing as Steve/Chloe he is auditioning for a part in one of their shows like Towie .He
is disrespectful in the way he talks to people especially the women.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...today's highlights looks like Austin has gone 'stir crazy' and is now just being a complete arsehole more times than usual... I'll have to wait and see... Stiffy and Chlorine are out in the garden talking their usual drivel and doing all of the slurpy sloppy shit as they always do of course... inside the Diary Room Janella says the most disgusting and ridiculous thing that I have ever had the bloody misfortune to listen to... she says... "I think that they (Stiffy and Chlorine) are going to take the crown home for sure and there should be a 'Stevie/Chloe' spin-off show!!!!!... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!... what the hell is wrong with you Janella?... have you lost your mind?... why the hell subject us all to that horrid thought?... what have we as viewers done to you that could even have put that thought in your head?... why be so cruel to us?... just shush will you?... some TV executive might just hear you and think... "you know what?... that sounds like a great idea!"... so shut up Janella!... NEVER say those god awful words again do you hear?... ...

...Jennitals wakes up and says..."today... I am not going to say anything bad!"... yeah right Jennitals... let's see eh?... James tries talking to Austin about him being 'too big for his boots!"... (good luck with that James)... he then talks to Jennitals about it too... Austin tries to apologise to Janella about how he had a go at her about the glass of water thing during the live nominations... Austin then holds a meeting about people cleaning up after themselves and singles out Stiffy and Chlorine for special mention... (this was covered in my previous post)...

...it's amazing just how much quieter that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and Jennitals have been since that 'twist' isn't it?... Stiffy and Chlorine playing kids games and saying their "I wuv you's"... ... Stiffy and Chlorine were giving each other 'facials' in the bathroom/toilet (I won't even go there) and Janella asks if she could come in and they said "yes"... Janella obviously wanted to have a wee and she asked Stiffy to turn around and after she finished having it she says to Stiffy... "that old clam is something that you don't want to see!"... < quote of the day right there folks!... ... hahaha!...

...James still tries to talk to Austin about his behaviour as of late and sounds like he is actually getting through to him... Austin calls yet another house meeting... he begins to apologise to Chlorine... Janella keeps on interrupting him and then does the most cringey 'lessons on life' speech that I have ever witnessed... unbelievably Austin went along with it and made 'friends' with Chloe and Stiffy again... (I never saw that coming that's for sure)... obviously what James said to him hit home didn't it?... everyone in the house said that they were proud of him for doing it and they all feel 'warm and fuzzy' inside now...

...and now the new task begins... some are treats... some are punishments... Austin is now to be 'invisible' whereas no housemates can speak to him or acknowledge him... James reveals that it was him who chose Austin... Austin just laughs... next is Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and she has to become the house 'foot masseuse' which does not please her needless to say... this is Janella's and Bobby's reactions to her finding out her task...



... Janella picks Natasha to receive some photos of her family from home... Natasha instantly blubbers of course... next... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah picks Jennitals to be completely responsible for this weeks shopping list (which without any doubt will be for no food at all but for 400 crates of 'kosher' wine of course)... Bobby chose Sherrie to 'channel an American' until further notice for whatever that means?... she chooses to 'channel' Janella... Natasha gives James the 'power over the household' which means... what he says goes... Stiffy chose Bobby to go with him 'on a romantic date' (no doubt that's to prevent Chlorine blubbering her tits off)... Chlorine's gift chosen by Austin is 'to remain positive and not swear'... ... sherrie chose Stiffy to receive her gift which was that he 'has to live on cold slop'... ... (a dumb-arsed pig living on slops!... oh the irony!)... Jennitals gift to Janella is to read out 'Tweets' from the viewers about herself... she reads them out... ... this was how Janella thought about her task before she read them out and no doubt felt the same way after she read them out...



...Bobby and Stiffy (dressed as a woman?) in the Diary Room having their 'romantic dinner' is plain revolting to watch but it was worth putting up with just to watch Stiffy eat cold slop... the housemates have a 'seance' to conjure up Austins 'spirit' being that he is no longer around... it was quite funny to watch with Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and Jennitals having fun and participating... it was good to see... the housemates are informed that they are all up for eviction... Big Brother then shows Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and Jennitals talking about who they should evict with unfinished sentences and body gestures which Big Brother informed them are clear breaches of the rules... the hot water is turned off until further notice and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah denies remembering the conversation at all... yeah... riiiiiight!... (she never forgets anything)... Janella looks both shocked and hurt by then talking about evicting her...

...Austin yet again personally apologises to Chlorine while on their own and they hug... (he's obviously doing all of this as part of some sort of game plan of his methinks)... meanwhile the toxic twins are apologising to Janella in the bedroom about their revelation earlier... Janella takes it in her stride... Jennitals is feeling the fallout of her rule break and says that she is ready to go... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah tries to tell her to 'get over it'... Austin in the Diary Room had a few good points to say about the toxic twins rule break (I think at least)... Austin then has a chat with James and Austin is quite upset with James when he says that he doesn't really know him that much even though they have spent more time together than Austin has ever spent with his own mates... (I think that it really did hurt him)... James storms off in a huff... that's how the show ends... it really seems to me that James is the only one that is able to control Austin... something like an older brother is able to do sometimes... he definitely looks up to James in my opinion... now for BOTS... cheers.

 

[Dystopia]

What's going on with Jerrah? Are their drinks being spiked with Valium? They seem suspiciously tame and docile