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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015
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OMG what the hell is THAT....is everyone in the UK weird?To BOTS or not to BOTS?
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OMFG!!
Rylan's House Of Horrors
I can see Sticky hyperventilating
It's strange,they should put the producers in that house and allow us the viewers to torture them...they twist things to show what they want us to perceive. Obviously Jarrah can get along with the others[DOUBLEPOST=1442564805][/DOUBLEPOST]Sherri has a bandaged hand,anyone know why?What's going on with Jerrah? Are their drinks being spiked with Valium? They seem suspiciously tame and docile
...tonight's BOTS... Rylan does another opening skit before the show starts... he has a great comedic style in my opinion... my god the audience are all in drag... (a bit daunting for me to be honest)... aw excellent!... Dame Judi James is on later!...I really like her... the panel are Bianca Del Rio/Bobby Norris/Scoop and Michelle Visage... Scoop says "I don't want to blow my own horn blah blah" oh really Scoop?... 
... Scoop says that he thinks that Austin looks like a bully and Michelle jumps down his throat straight away and he instantly back-peddles and says that he forgot that Austin apologised to Chlorine and then declares that "Austin you're not a damn bully blah blah blah"... hahaha!... you're not oh so wise and all knowing after all are you Scoop?... 
...
...Michelle agrees with me that Austin really did feel hurt by James not agreeing with him just how well they have got to know each other... oh shit no!... that stupid idiotic gay Irish twat is in the audience...
he says something... moving on...
...'Today's News'... Austin tells James that he hadn't slept all night because James upset him... James talks to Janella about how nice she is and she cries her eyes out... they show that the housemates have been given a secret task for every time that Janella walks out of the room and returns they are to do a certain sequence of events to convince her that she is having 'deja-vu' lol!... (now that would be a fun task lol!)... like a 'groundhog day'... lol!... aw crap!... they are showing Scoops eviction shit... fast forward... he's now on the couch... **fingers in my ears** (no doubt he's telling everyone what a great guy he is lol!)... lalalalalalalalalah!... fast forward again... Rylan presents him something during my fast forwarding...
...they reveal the secret task to Janella that they were all playing on her and because she was none the wiser they all passed the task... she took it gracefully and said "well done!"... you know what?... I'm going to drop the name Janella... I'm really liking Janice so much now... she's earned it lol!... she's grown on me again...
...yes!.. Judi James is on... she has a 'Real/Fake Ass' chart... she puts...
REAL
#1... James
#2... Sherrie
#3... Natasha
#4... Janice
#5... Bobby
#6... Jennitals _____________________________________________
#7... Austin
#8... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah
#9... Stiffy and Chlorine
FAKE
...Muahahahahahahahaha!... Judi said that... "I absolutely love them (Stiffy and Chlorine) but they are SUCH... BAD... ACTORS!... they are the worst!... I mean... every set piece that they do of "I love you... I love you... I love you... and then we have this wonderful clip that I have picked out... that moment when Scoop was gone"... (she shows the clip)... "and her fake tears were classic... absolutely classic!... they start with her shoulders like a cat being sick and then she buries her head and then she comes up with just a dry face!... also what I found interesting is the fact it also showed their hands around the back of the sofa... now... they're 'passionately in love'...
... when you love somebody and you are that close to them you use your hand touches as time signs so you're squeezing one another's hands and you're sending messages to one another all the time... you do it as a sign of communication... they were using hands as though they were on 'ballroom dancing'... they were barely touching one another... it's a great act!"...
...ha!... talk about even more confirmation of it all being bullshit eh?... I love the way that she is saying what I've said all along that it was an act... now I know that I'm not just imagining it lol!... god I love this woman!...everyone from Jennitals to the top are the most genuine housemates in there... everyone below the red line are the most fake on her chart... she does say that Austin's apology to Chlorine was him not being genuine and that he was actually taking the piss out of her at the time... (let's face it... we all knew that didn't we?)... that was a great segment as far as I'm concerned...
...the panels predictions on who they want evicted were... Michelle/Bianca and Bobby want Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah out... Scoop thinks that it will be Stiffy and Chlorine that will be the people to go... (please make it happen)... I so loved Judi being on this show tonight!...
...you'll all be pleased to know that you get a reprieve from my babbling drivel tomorrow because I'm out of town with no computer (thank God!... I hear you all say ?)... lol!... cheers.
... Scoop says that he thinks that Austin looks like a bully and Michelle jumps down his throat straight away and he instantly back-peddles and says that he forgot that Austin apologised to Chlorine and then declares that "Austin you're not a damn bully blah blah blah"... hahaha!... you're not oh so wise and all knowing after all are you Scoop?... ......Michelle agrees with me that Austin really did feel hurt by James not agreeing with him just how well they have got to know each other... oh shit no!... that stupid idiotic gay Irish twat is in the audience...
he says something... moving on... ...'Today's News'... Austin tells James that he hadn't slept all night because James upset him... James talks to Janella about how nice she is and she cries her eyes out... they show that the housemates have been given a secret task for every time that Janella walks out of the room and returns they are to do a certain sequence of events to convince her that she is having 'deja-vu' lol!... (now that would be a fun task lol!)... like a 'groundhog day'... lol!... aw crap!... they are showing Scoops eviction shit... fast forward... he's now on the couch... **fingers in my ears** (no doubt he's telling everyone what a great guy he is lol!)... lalalalalalalalalah!... fast forward again... Rylan presents him something during my fast forwarding...
...they reveal the secret task to Janella that they were all playing on her and because she was none the wiser they all passed the task... she took it gracefully and said "well done!"... you know what?... I'm going to drop the name Janella... I'm really liking Janice so much now... she's earned it lol!... she's grown on me again...
...yes!.. Judi James is on... she has a 'Real/Fake Ass' chart... she puts...
REAL
#1... James
#2... Sherrie
#3... Natasha
#4... Janice
#5... Bobby
#6... Jennitals _____________________________________________
#7... Austin
#8... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah
#9... Stiffy and Chlorine
FAKE
...Muahahahahahahahaha!... Judi said that... "I absolutely love them (Stiffy and Chlorine) but they are SUCH... BAD... ACTORS!... they are the worst!... I mean... every set piece that they do of "I love you... I love you... I love you... and then we have this wonderful clip that I have picked out... that moment when Scoop was gone"... (she shows the clip)... "and her fake tears were classic... absolutely classic!... they start with her shoulders like a cat being sick and then she buries her head and then she comes up with just a dry face!... also what I found interesting is the fact it also showed their hands around the back of the sofa... now... they're 'passionately in love'...
... when you love somebody and you are that close to them you use your hand touches as time signs so you're squeezing one another's hands and you're sending messages to one another all the time... you do it as a sign of communication... they were using hands as though they were on 'ballroom dancing'... they were barely touching one another... it's a great act!"......ha!... talk about even more confirmation of it all being bullshit eh?... I love the way that she is saying what I've said all along that it was an act... now I know that I'm not just imagining it lol!... god I love this woman!...everyone from Jennitals to the top are the most genuine housemates in there... everyone below the red line are the most fake on her chart... she does say that Austin's apology to Chlorine was him not being genuine and that he was actually taking the piss out of her at the time... (let's face it... we all knew that didn't we?)... that was a great segment as far as I'm concerned...
...the panels predictions on who they want evicted were... Michelle/Bianca and Bobby want Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah out... Scoop thinks that it will be Stiffy and Chlorine that will be the people to go... (please make it happen)... I so loved Judi being on this show tonight!...
...you'll all be pleased to know that you get a reprieve from my babbling drivel tomorrow because I'm out of town with no computer (thank God!... I hear you all say ?)... lol!... cheers.
...I heard a rumour that she was giving Bobby a hand job and she was just getting to the 'vinegar stroke' and she lost her grip and hit Bobby in the head and knocked him out cold but damaging her hand from the process!... (doesn't the silly woman realise that's what the knob is on the end for so that doesn't happen?)
... but as I say Lindsay... that was just some rumour that I heard... it's most probably from one of those voices in my head that are always telling me these type of things as they always do... (no we don't!)... yes you do!!!... (you're a liar!)... OH NO I'M NOT!... (oh yes you are!)... oh that's right!... all gang up on me as usual you gutless wonders!... um... erm... I think that I'll leave now... um... yeah... cheers.
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To BOTS or not to BOTS?
View attachment 49880
OMFG!!
Rylan's House Of Horrors
I can see Sticky hyperventilating
...**ahem!... Sticky clears his throat**...
..."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"... **takes a breath**...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"...
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nooooooooooooooooooo MrS don't leave us ......................not even for one day ..........................................tonight's BOTS... Rylan does another opening skit before the show starts... he has a great comedic style in my opinion... my god the audience are all in drag... (a bit daunting for me to be honest)... aw excellent!... Dame Judi James is on later!...I really like her... the panel are Bianca Del Rio/Bobby Norris/Scoop and Michelle Visage... Scoop says "I don't want to blow my own horn blah blah" oh really Scoop?...
...Michelle agrees with me that Austin really did feel hurt by James not agreeing with him just how well they have got to know each other... oh shit no!... that stupid idiotic gay Irish twat is in the audience...
...'Today's News'... Austin tells James that he hadn't slept all night because James upset him... James talks to Janella about how nice she is and she cries her eyes out... they show that the housemates have been given a secret task for every time that Janella walks out of the room and returns they are to do a certain sequence of events to convince her that she is having 'deja-vu' lol!... (now that would be a fun task lol!)... like a 'groundhog day'... lol!... aw crap!... they are showing Scoops eviction shit... fast forward... he's now on the couch... **fingers in my ears** (no doubt he's telling everyone what a great guy he is lol!)... lalalalalalalalalah!... fast forward again... Rylan presents him something during my fast forwarding...
...they reveal the secret task to Janella that they were all playing on her and because she was none the wiser they all passed the task... she took it gracefully and said "well done!"... you know what?... I'm going to drop the name Janella... I'm really liking Janice so much now... she's earned it lol!... she's grown on me again...
...yes!.. Judi James is on... she has a 'Real/Fake Ass' chart... she puts...
REAL
#1... James
#2... Sherrie
#3... Natasha
#4... Janice
#5... Bobby
#6... Jennitals _____________________________________________
#7... Austin
#8... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah
#9... Stiffy and Chlorine
FAKE
...Muahahahahahahahaha!... Judi said that... "I absolutely love them (Stiffy and Chlorine) but they are SUCH... BAD... ACTORS!... they are the worst!... I mean... every set piece that they do of "I love you... I love you... I love you... and then we have this wonderful clip that I have picked out... that moment when Scoop was gone"... (she shows the clip)... "and her fake tears were classic... absolutely classic!... they start with her shoulders like a cat being sick and then she buries her head and then she comes up with just a dry face!... also what I found interesting is the fact it also showed their hands around the back of the sofa... now... they're 'passionately in love'...
...ha!... talk about even more confirmation of it all being bullshit eh?... I love the way that she is saying what I've said all along that it was an act... now I know that I'm not just imagining it lol!... god I love this woman!...everyone from Jennitals to the top are the most genuine housemates in there... everyone below the red line are the most fake on her chart... she does say that Austin's apology to Chlorine was him not being genuine and that he was actually taking the piss out of her at the time... (let's face it... we all knew that didn't we?)... that was a great segment as far as I'm concerned...
...the panels predictions on who they want evicted were... Michelle/Bianca and Bobby want Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah out... Scoop thinks that it will be Stiffy and Chlorine that will be the people to go... (please make it happen)... I so loved Judi being on this show tonight!...
...you'll all be pleased to know that you get a reprieve from my babbling drivel tomorrow because I'm out of town with no computer (thank God!... I hear you all say ?)... lol!... cheers.
...I heard a rumour that she was giving Bobby a hand job and she was just getting to the 'vinegar stroke' and she lost her grip and hit Bobby in the head and knocked him out cold but damaging her hand from the process!... (doesn't the silly woman realise that's what the knob is on the end for so that doesn't happen?)
DID not need that Image in my head
nooooooooooooooooooo MrS don't leave us ......................not even for one day .......................................
...hahaha!... we're going up to the Central Coast to celebrate our daughters 50th Birthday at this real posh seafood restaurant up there... we're staying up there Saturday night and will be back Sunday afternoon so that I can do 'catch-up' lol!... at least you all get a rest from my insane ramblings for a day!"... lol!... cheers.
cant you ramble insanely on your phone? I read your posts before I watch the show...Oh God Austins on again
DID not need that Image in my head
...I'm sorry Lindsay... I had to do it to override that image of Stiffy in that damn 'mankini' that has scarred my eyeballs!...
... at least now I have a less offensive image scuttling around in my head... I had to do it for the sake of my insanity... I hope that you understand... it's a case of the lessor of the two evils I'm afraid 
... cheers.
cant you ramble insanely on your phone? I read your posts before I watch the show...Oh God Austins on again
...oh wow Lindsay!...seriously?... you read my posts first?... before you watch the show?... I'm surprised that people read my ramblings at all lol!... how come you read my posts first may I please ask?... you have my curiosity lol!... and believe it or do not own either a mobile phone or even a watch lol!... cheers.
Because I have to download and I usually leave my shows to watch when I am doing my scrapbooking stuff,I design/scrap on my computer and then drag the shows over to my TV ...multitasking LOL
I also come here to see what people have to say,this place is a tad addictive.I think the only time I watched and then came here ws for masterchef
maybe he is auditioning for Borat...OMG I just caught a glimpse of the BOTS audience,what did they do hit a Rylan pinanta and a bunch of drag queens fell out?...I'm sorry Lindsay... I had to do it to override that image of Stiffy in that damn 'mankini' that has scarred my eyeballs!...
...haha!... coooooool!... aaah!... that 'multitasking' thingamajig... my sweet darling wife does that well too... it's a shame that only you ladies can do it so efficiently isn't it?... alas!... if I could only do it too lol!... yeah I know... women are from Venus and men are from Mars... um... hang on... or is it the other way round?... yeah... lol!... cheers.
I am not bad at it I can even play Guild wars 2 and message on facebook at the same time..granted I do it when I am not in a big fight and doing something like crafting or something like that.My friends wonder why the answer takes so long to come haha
...hahahaha!... yeah that kinda hit me in the face too lol!... that's probably the norm on Saturday night's around Rylan's place more than likely lol!... the trouble is... that stupid Irish git is in there amongst them too!
... cheers
we all love your "ramblings" MrS
Wow Scoop is so full of himself on BOTS...he thinks he is the house Buddha