Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...BOTS... the panelists tonight... Michelle Heaton/Georgia Kousoulou/Russell Grant and Nina Myskow... when they asked Rylan as to why Janella got out of the 'slippy slop guts' task he refused to go there so that infers to me that Janella stood her ground and that Big Brother lost out to her will and backed down... hence her being excused from the task for 'health reasons' methinks!... they spoke about the 'Price of truth' task next... they all sort of wanted Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah to remain in the house!... they believe that she is all the entertainment in there... (oh god I hope that this isn't the 'Woods hag' thing starting to happen all over again!... ...that Nina woman dared to say something nasty about my Natasha!... don't go there woman!... don't even think about it!......

...'Today's News'... they showed some 'dance off' footage from the house... ... cross over to the toxic twins talking about Natasha (Tash Bash) as usual... ... then cut to Jennitals and now Janella talking about Natasha... again!... ... seriously Rylan... don't just show the same things over and over mate!... they show part of the next task which is they have to not be tempted to answer the phone calls from their various families... of course there are people having a gristle... suck it up you Wombats!... it's all over in 2 weeks for crying out loud!...

...it seems funny to me that Chlorine wasn't even upset about it... in fact... she was comforting Natasha who was blubbering... (that's obviously not in their pre-written script for them to have family contact so perhaps that's why they looked so bewildered by it all?)... just saying...

...the 'Psych on the Sofa' segment... (Nik and Eva Speakman)... they say that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is definitely the 'Queen of Reality' in the house over Janella... they believe that Austin is 'The King' in the house... it's so expected that the 'Prince and Princess' of the house are 'The 'Slurpies' and of course... it is Stiffy and Chlorine!... (wow!... who woulda thunk it eh?)... they validated exactly what I said about Stiffy's soliloquy in my post before saying that his diatribe performance was done methodically for the cameras and viewers to garner sympathy votes!... they basically said it was a performance...

...they think that Stiffy will be really sad when they are allowed back together again because he is really enjoying his 'freedom' lol!... they said that Jennitals was the 'Royal Adviser/Royal Manipulator' in the house because... omg!... he just more or less used my analogy of the 'smoking guns' to describe what she is doing!... hahaha!... so it's not just me thinking the same thing... hahaha!... they voted James as the 'Duke of the house' because he's kind and liked by everyone in the house (apart from Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah of course) and also that he is one of the few that is just being himself... yeah... I'd agree with that... they voted Natasha to be the 'Duchess' because she's naturally fiery but has become the 'voice of the people' and is holding back and just being herself too... again... I agree with that too... Sherrie/Gail and Bobby ended up being the 'Royal Staff'... Scoop ended up being the 'Court Jester'... I thought that this was a really good segment which I didn't think it was going to be at the beginning to be truthful...

...they showed those two smooching yet again!... Urgh!... WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT TO US RYLAN?... STOP IT!... STOP IT!... STOP IT!...

...Russell Grant comes on and does their Astrological Birth Charts mumbo-jumbo... as boring as shit compared to the previous segment ... moving on...

...the Slurpies look like there's some sort of fallout between them because of Chlorine having no cigarettes I think... Stiffy is saying that he will give her his supply from what I can make out... I'm not sure what is going on to be honest... I'm sure that I'll get to know at a later stage no doubt... Rylan talks about the fake evictions and the twists within the twists that aren't twists... WOTEVA! ... it really needs to be James and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah that go into that fake eviction room... it really does!... well... a so-so show for me today but that 'Psych on the Sofa' segment rescued it for me... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

If you want to, chuck it on the Kindle Store! Would love a read

...I should've perhaps said that it started out as a kids fantasy story but when I really got into it the story became a little bit too 'rough' for kids to read it lol!... no sex but a fair bit of gore and a fair bit of foul language in parts lol!... it has to be edited through before it gets to the 'trying to get it published' stage... I've had 12 people (8 strangers among that count) read it for me and they've all told me that it is pretty good... (one of them was a Literary Master at a Uni apparently lol!)... he was the husband of one of the women that I let read it... (that was encouraging to hear to be honest lol!)... as I said... time will tell... I want to finish writing it's sequel before I try to get the first one published... I guess the future will tell if it all goes anywhere eh?... lol!... cheers.

 

[BigBrotherCritic]

...I should've perhaps said that it started out as a kids fantasy story but when I really got into it the story became a little bit too 'rough' for kids to read it lol!... no sex but a fair bit of gore and a fair bit of foul language in parts lol!... it has to be edited through before it gets to the 'trying to get it published' stage... I've had 12 people (8 strangers among that count) read it for me and they've all told me that it is pretty good... (one of them was a Literary Master at a Uni apparently lol!)... he was the husband of one of the women that I let read it... (that was encouraging to hear to be honest lol!)... as I said... time will tell... I want to finish writing it's sequel before I try to get the first one published... I guess the future will tell if it all goes anywhere eh?... lol!... cheers.

IF we create a thread titled "Sticky's Stories" will you allow the forum to read your work?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

IF we create a thread titled "Sticky's Stories" will you allow the forum to read your work?

...hahaha!... I'm afraid not my friend... believe it or not I'm not very confident about showing my stories yet because I'm stepping into a world that I don't know with my writing... when I get brave and feel that I can I will let you know lol! ... cheers.

 

[BigBrotherCritic]

...hahaha!... I'm afraid not my friend... believe it or not I'm not very confident about showing my stories yet because I'm stepping into a world that I don't know with my writing... when I get brave and feel that I can I will let you know lol! ... cheers.

Fair enough Definitely when you are ready though

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!...


...WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US DYSTOPIA!!!!!... my god!... it was the 'Attack of the 'Killer Slurpies!'... my eyes!... my eyes!!!!... Stiffy and Chlorine in full blown lip-lock!... thankyou so much crimmy for bravely throwing yourself onto that 'hand grenade' to save us all from that attack by heroically stretching out your posts to get it to the next page before we all had irreparable eye damage from those images!... I will recommend you for a 'valour award' for doing such a selfless heroic act... I am forever in your debt crimmy!... I owe you!... you are my new hero... thankyou for rescuing us all... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Fair enough Definitely when you are ready though

...by the way BigBrotherCritic... thankyou for the suggestion my friend... it gave me a great vibe... ... cheers.

 

[BigBrotherCritic]

...by the way BigBrotherCritic... thankyou for the suggestion my friend... it gave me a great vibe... ... cheers.

Anytime , I aim to please

 

[Lindsay1973]

Good observations as always Sticky - I quote this one because it just shows how pathetic even the nice James is. I think we heard it all loud and clearly - he had to give up all of his hair products, right?
They didn't make him sacrifice his soap or soap wash or shower-gel or hell knows what, right?

Guess what James pretty boy without a brain - you can actually use soap to wash your hair!!!! You might get a bit of dandruff... no wait a minute, not you, because you'll have the softest and gentlest soap available on the planet. So just use your brain instead of going crying into the DR because of the smell of your hair!!

I swear if aliens come and attack us now we are doomed with a young generation full of dimwits like these.

you think that is dimwitted? Look at this one
https://www.facebook.com/1608095322807269/videos/1662524360697698/

 

[crimmy]

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!...


...WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US DYSTOPIA!!!!!... my god!... it was the 'Attack of the 'Killer Slurpies!'... my eyes!... my eyes!!!!... Stiffy and Chlorine in full blown lip-lock!... thankyou so much crimmy for bravely throwing yourself onto that 'hand grenade' to save us all from that attack by heroically stretching out your posts to get it to the next page before we all had irreparable eye damage from those images!... I will recommend you for a 'valour award' for doing such a selfless heroic act... I am forever in your debt crimmy!... I owe you!... you are my new hero... thankyou for rescuing us all... cheers.

Anytime MrS

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

you think that is dimwitted? Look at this one
https://www.facebook.com/1608095322807269/videos/1662524360697698/

...I believe her... she is right... we all do need to learn to speak Americanish!... hahaha!... cheers.

 

[Dystopia]

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!...


...WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US DYSTOPIA!!!!!... my god!... it was the 'Attack of the 'Killer Slurpies!'... my eyes!... my eyes!!!!... Stiffy and Chlorine in full blown lip-lock!... thankyou so much crimmy for bravely throwing yourself onto that 'hand grenade' to save us all from that attack by heroically stretching out your posts to get it to the next page before we all had irreparable eye damage from those images!... I will recommend you for a 'valour award' for doing such a selfless heroic act... I am forever in your debt crimmy!... I owe you!... you are my new hero... thankyou for rescuing us all... cheers.

It's my personal revenge on you Sticky for dragging me into that cesspit aka UD. Obviously I had to verify your claim as to the meaning of PDA... so you need to suffer the consequences, you could call it instant karma.
I would have never thought that you spend your free time at the UD, I am sooooo disappointed

 

[Dystopia]

you think that is dimwitted? Look at this one
https://www.facebook.com/1608095322807269/videos/1662524360697698/

Thanks Lindsay very funny. I'm just wondering whether she scripted this to become some kinda YouTube celeb or if she's really that stupid.

Check out this one if you haven't seen it yet, Kellie Pickler at her best

...yet the the Duckbill Trio from the land of the brave and (not so) smart are eating the Brits alive on BB.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

It's my personal revenge on you Sticky for dragging me into that cesspit aka UD. Obviously I had to verify your claim as to the meaning of PDA... so you need to suffer the consequences, you could call it instant karma.
I would have never thought that you spend your free time at the UD, I am sooooo disappointed

...... you have to understand my good friend that for me to go to the Urban Dictionary is purely a survival technique... as you may or may not have picked up before... I never do anything unless there is a logical reason for it... my reason being?... my sweet darling wife and I have 19 grandchildren and 2 great grandchildren... when they come come around and the young un's are chattering away with their lingo blissfully unaware that I'm understanding all of their gibberish and I then speak to them on their level the looks on their faces are just pure gold... when they then realise that I'm up on their lingo they then speak 'normal' around us lol!... I've done it on several occasions... it's actually a bit of fun for me to mess with their heads like that... I'm always doing things to mess with their heads!... they think that I'm a nutter and I like it that way lol!... it keeps them on their toes... as I said... I never do anything unless there is a reason for it Dystopia!... cheers.

 

[huwman]

anyone else think Austin is REALLY fake?

 

[Dystopia]

I am suffering from a severe bout of Jennaphobia.

I need tranquilizers.

 

[Dystopia]

anyone else think Austin is REALLY fake?

I take it your judgement was inspired by his stint in the DR? Weak performance, I agree.

 

[Lindsay1973]

Thanks Lindsay very funny. I'm just wondering whether she scripted this to become some kinda YouTube celeb or if she's really that stupid.

Check out this one if you haven't seen it yet, Kellie Pickler at her best

...yet the the Duckbill Trio from the land of the brave and (not so) smart are eating the Brits alive on BB.

OMG OMG how bloody dumb is that,LOL at the kid
(you see what I did there @Mr Stickyfingers ? Excessive use of smilies )

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

OMG OMG how bloody dumb is that,LOL at the kid
(you see what I did there @Mr Stickyfingers ? Excessive use of smilies )

...and here endeth the lesson!... welcome to my world sweet Lindsay lol!... cheers. <--- just one because I didn't want to show off lol!.

 

[Ezminus]

Spoilers: Farrah and Jenna, known as Jerrah or the toxic twins are back at it again. As for more bitching.

Spoiler

Farrah Abraham and Jenna Jameson have been getting rather angry in their secret room.

The pair were fake evicted on last night's Celebrity Big Brother live show and have been spying on the main house.

"This is f**king brilliant," Farrah declared before saying of her ex-housemates: "Thank you guys for being so f**ked up and rude to us."

She added to the cameras: "Thank you fans we love you!"

As the duo got comfy watching the main house, they saw Austin bitching about the pair and 'scowling' at him during the live show.

"They're still talking about us!" exclaimed Farrah.

Jenna added: "I sure affected those ****s"

Later, the girls watched on as James claimed that Farrah "got what she deserved" with her exit and the boos she received.

"James is so fake, he thinks he can manipulative people and win," she reacted. "He's always been negative, what a wussy."

They also watched Scoop and Natasha chat, saying of Scoop: "He talks sense, God bless you Scoop."

But Natasha was variously branded "weird", a "Whining sap" and a "fake a** b***h" by Jenna and Farrah.

Farrah and Jenna's time with the upper hand is short lived as today Big Brother will reveal their presence in the secret room to main the house, without the girls knowing.

Last night we saw Big Brother tell Farrah and Jenna that they would be in charge of nominations this week however in truth the people they nominate will be SAFE. Only those they do NOT nominate will be up for eviction.

Big Brother will tell those in the main house that their secret mission is therefore to get themselves nominated in order to avoid Tuesday's eviction.