huwman
Well-Known Member
yes as well as how he constantly tries to mention how his husband is british, that he loves britain and his act of shaving his head for gail/sympathy
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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015
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Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
And he very much knows that only people in the UK can vote. People are delusional as fuck if they don't think he has a game plan of some sort.
...Live eviction:... whining Willis saunters out... a recap on yesterday's show... we have to listen to Scoop's big mouth wailing again with the 'dance off' 
... over to the 'The Slurpies' again in the Diary Room... URGH!... Stiffy does another short well orchestrated answer to Big Brother yet again...
... over to the 'phone task'... (we already know the result Big Brother... yeah I get it... it's called 'padding out' the show eh?)... back to Emma... she crosses back to the house and The Slurpies are allowed contact with each other again and of course they go into instant lip-lock... they do a very prolonged 'smooch-a-thon' and tell each other the obligatory well rehearsed 'I-love-you's'...
...Gail's in 'mega cleaning mode' of course... Jennitals is rambling on in the Diary Room about Natasha no doubt as I fast forward through it... the Brits are doing their luxury shopping task and Chlorine asked if they are getting a lot of cigarettes or not with the budget... "I'd rather get cigarettes than food!"... Austin tells the Yanks... they all laugh their heads off of course...
...Bobby freaks out over a spider up in the loft and Stiffy tries to be brave and meekly calls out to Gail to come and get rid of it!!!
... what a pair of girly-men!... it ends up on Gail's back and Bobby almost has a heart attack... Gail walks back down the stairs again...
...back to Emma Live... more big promises... A DOUBLE FAKE EVICTION!... (gosh!... who will it be?... pan back to the house yet again... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah can't even work out how to use... A KETTLE?
... okaaaaay?...
...Austin is in the Diary Room crying because of his dead brother's birthday being today... obviously he would be upset about it in his own way but I think that it was pretty much a staged performance that he planned before he even came into the house to be honest... he got some airtime regardless either way...
...cut to Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah both talking about 'how tough' that they really are... they were trying to 'out-tough' each other from the sounds of it... James and Austin talking about who they think will be evicted... James says "Jennitals or Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and goes on to say about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... "being a Reality TV star isn't really a talent... she's a Reality TV star for being an absolute cow!"...
... "that's no talent to me... to be honest with you... I'd be ashamed of that to be fair!"... 
... a killer punch right there James!...
...oh hell!... here goes 'winegate' again!...
... Stiffy is like a cabbage all right Chlorine... they have the same IQ my dear!...
... out in the garden Austin does a tribute to his dead brother while all of the housemates stand there listening to him and of course Scoop has to steal the moment with a "go Tyler!" chant... the Brits are out in the garden talking about the Yanks and 'winegate' ... apparently all of the wine is now 'kosher' and people are still whinging!... back to the toxic twins patting each other on the back for be so tough... ...
... I wish to hell that Scoop would just stop with that cRAP shit of his... (he makes a living out of this?)... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah says something in the Diary Room... Jennitals is STILL prattling on about how fake Natasha is and tells Scoop... "do you know how many times I have wanted to smack the bitch up?"... oooh!... do you talk like that because you have tatts and are so 'tough' Jennitals?...... oh dear now it's the battle for the 'alpha Queen' talk... ... and now she's loading her 'Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah gun' to get her to do all of her dirty work again... and of course... she'll do it like a trained dog... James/Austin and Scoop in bed together was quite funny... Jennitals is in the Diary rambling about some shit... (let me guess... it's about Natasha no doubt)...
...time to evict... fake eviction #1... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... (non-shock number one)... all of the housemates are calling out... "we love you Farrah"... (talk about two-faced)... she exits to a tumultuous racket of 'boos'... she laps it up of course... she's 'happy' about being out (liar!)... ha!... that fell flat Emma didn't it?... she didn't want t stay in lol!...
...fake eviction #2... let's guess who it is going to be eh?... (non-shock number two is... ha!... Jennitals of course!... who would've guessed it?)... [actually... James did didn't he?]... oh dear... she didn't give Natasha a kiss or cuddle!... Natasha will be upset!... NOT!!!!... she was actually shocked to be out methinks... she joins her toxic twin in the Diary Room...
...Emma tells us all that Big Brother is about to unleash his... **ahem** 'master plan!'... over to the the Diary Room... Emma tells them that they are immune for the next eviction and get to choose which housemates are up for eviction over the next few days... they nominate Austin as the first housemate for eviction... we are then told that it is all bullshit and that the one's that they do nominate will in fact be immune... **sigh**... that means we are stuck with the toxic twins regardless!...... cheers.
... over to the 'The Slurpies' again in the Diary Room... URGH!... Stiffy does another short well orchestrated answer to Big Brother yet again... ... over to the 'phone task'... (we already know the result Big Brother... yeah I get it... it's called 'padding out' the show eh?)... back to Emma... she crosses back to the house and The Slurpies are allowed contact with each other again and of course they go into instant lip-lock... they do a very prolonged 'smooch-a-thon' and tell each other the obligatory well rehearsed 'I-love-you's'...
...Gail's in 'mega cleaning mode' of course... Jennitals is rambling on in the Diary Room about Natasha no doubt as I fast forward through it... the Brits are doing their luxury shopping task and Chlorine asked if they are getting a lot of cigarettes or not with the budget... "I'd rather get cigarettes than food!"... Austin tells the Yanks... they all laugh their heads off of course...
...Bobby freaks out over a spider up in the loft and Stiffy tries to be brave and meekly calls out to Gail to come and get rid of it!!!
... what a pair of girly-men!... it ends up on Gail's back and Bobby almost has a heart attack... Gail walks back down the stairs again... ...back to Emma Live... more big promises... A DOUBLE FAKE EVICTION!... (gosh!... who will it be?... pan back to the house yet again... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah can't even work out how to use... A KETTLE?
... okaaaaay?... ...Austin is in the Diary Room crying because of his dead brother's birthday being today... obviously he would be upset about it in his own way but I think that it was pretty much a staged performance that he planned before he even came into the house to be honest... he got some airtime regardless either way...
...cut to Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah both talking about 'how tough' that they really are... they were trying to 'out-tough' each other from the sounds of it... James and Austin talking about who they think will be evicted... James says "Jennitals or Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and goes on to say about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... "being a Reality TV star isn't really a talent... she's a Reality TV star for being an absolute cow!"...
... "that's no talent to me... to be honest with you... I'd be ashamed of that to be fair!"... ... a killer punch right there James!... ...oh hell!... here goes 'winegate' again!...
... Stiffy is like a cabbage all right Chlorine... they have the same IQ my dear!...... out in the garden Austin does a tribute to his dead brother while all of the housemates stand there listening to him and of course Scoop has to steal the moment with a "go Tyler!" chant... the Brits are out in the garden talking about the Yanks and 'winegate' ... apparently all of the wine is now 'kosher' and people are still whinging!... back to the toxic twins patting each other on the back for be so tough... ...... I wish to hell that Scoop would just stop with that cRAP shit of his... (he makes a living out of this?)... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah says something in the Diary Room... Jennitals is STILL prattling on about how fake Natasha is and tells Scoop... "do you know how many times I have wanted to smack the bitch up?"... oooh!... do you talk like that because you have tatts and are so 'tough' Jennitals?...
... oh dear now it's the battle for the 'alpha Queen' talk... ... and now she's loading her 'Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah gun' to get her to do all of her dirty work again... and of course... she'll do it like a trained dog... James/Austin and Scoop in bed together was quite funny... Jennitals is in the Diary rambling about some shit... (let me guess... it's about Natasha no doubt)... ...time to evict... fake eviction #1... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... (non-shock number one)... all of the housemates are calling out... "we love you Farrah"... (talk about two-faced)... she exits to a tumultuous racket of 'boos'... she laps it up of course... she's 'happy' about being out (liar!)... ha!... that fell flat Emma didn't it?... she didn't want t stay in lol!...
...fake eviction #2... let's guess who it is going to be eh?... (non-shock number two is... ha!... Jennitals of course!... who would've guessed it?)... [actually... James did didn't he?]... oh dear... she didn't give Natasha a kiss or cuddle!... Natasha will be upset!... NOT!!!!... she was actually shocked to be out methinks... she joins her toxic twin in the Diary Room...
...Emma tells us all that Big Brother is about to unleash his... **ahem** 'master plan!'... over to the the Diary Room... Emma tells them that they are immune for the next eviction and get to choose which housemates are up for eviction over the next few days... they nominate Austin as the first housemate for eviction... we are then told that it is all bullshit and that the one's that they do nominate will in fact be immune... **sigh**... that means we are stuck with the toxic twins regardless!...
... cheers.
...tonight's BOTS... on the panel tonight is my sweet dear Luisa Zissman!... YES!!!!... Michelle Visage (Cher/Madonna) and Casey Batchelor... whining Willis slinks down the stairs for her ho-hum opinion... ... I kind of switch off when she speaks because her voice goes right through me... her endless chattering like a chipmunk does my head in... (I try to persevere with it)... Rylan says that he thinks Janella will give the game away and I do too... Emma leaves... 
...
...Rylan shows what happened after the toxic twins left the house and the bitching with what Austin and Janella were saying... Chris Ellison's joins the panel... "they never show any of the nice things on Big Brother they show all the bad things!"... hahaha!... you tell them Chris!... lol!... they show us the 'luxury suite' that is just that... as they said... Luisa thinks that when the toxic twins goes back into the house that it will be them against the rest of the house...I hope so!...
...Luisa hates Stiffy...
... Michelle does Chlorine's voice to perfection lol!... somebody said that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah can give it but can't take it and Michelle Visage said... "she can take it... I've seen her tape!"... lol!... Michelle believes that Stiffy's and Chlorine's 'love' is all bullshit aswell!... hahaha!... more confirmation... tonight's show was not bad but I would've liked to have seen more of Luisa of course lol!... cheers.
... I kind of switch off when she speaks because her voice goes right through me... her endless chattering like a chipmunk does my head in... (I try to persevere with it)... Rylan says that he thinks Janella will give the game away and I do too... Emma leaves... ......Rylan shows what happened after the toxic twins left the house and the bitching with what Austin and Janella were saying... Chris Ellison's joins the panel... "they never show any of the nice things on Big Brother they show all the bad things!"... hahaha!... you tell them Chris!... lol!... they show us the 'luxury suite' that is just that... as they said... Luisa thinks that when the toxic twins goes back into the house that it will be them against the rest of the house...I hope so!...
...Luisa hates Stiffy...
... Michelle does Chlorine's voice to perfection lol!... somebody said that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah can give it but can't take it and Michelle Visage said... "she can take it... I've seen her tape!"... lol!... Michelle believes that Stiffy's and Chlorine's 'love' is all bullshit aswell!... hahaha!... more confirmation... tonight's show was not bad but I would've liked to have seen more of Luisa of course lol!... cheers.
...ha!... someone finally had the penny drop and realised that she was a foul disgusting slag at last!... I want to meet this guy and shake his hand!... sucked in you foul bitch!... lol!... I so love Karma!... thanks for posting that Lindsay... you have made my day!... lol!... cheers.
Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
Ain't surprising! Wish they would have done that ages ago though!!
Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
Spoiler: More Secret Missions for Farrah and Jenna.
In the Celebrity Big Brother house this evening the housemates have been putting on a talent show.
One by one, each housemate has taken to the stage to show off their various - and somewhat rather dubious - talents.
While they were told us viewers would be judging them it was in fact Farrah Abraham and Jenna Jameson who were picking their favourites from the secret room.
And they were not particularly impressed by any one with almost every housemate coming in for a slating.
Natasha's singing didn't win the pair over, Chloe and Stevi's duet was branded 'off key' and a 'train wreck' while Sherrie's Shakespeare reading saw the duo almost doze off.
Austin and Janice both threw some catwalk model poses that ended up leaving Jenna with a stomach ache whereas 'talentless' James' speech about entrepreneurship only angered the girls.
Bobby did some impressions of celebs including Alan Carr and the other housemates, including both Farrah and Jenna.
"So he's just attacking me and my physical appearance, you are so unfunny," Jenna reacted whereas Farrah was more straightforward as she branded the comic a "f**k face."
After all of the performances, Jenna and Farrah named Scoop the most talented and Bobby the least talented, with the results revealed to the main house under the guise of being the outcome of an online viewer vote.
As a reward, Scoop got to enjoy some pizza while Bobby has to walk around with a giant 'Talentless' label above his head until further notice.
One by one, each housemate has taken to the stage to show off their various - and somewhat rather dubious - talents.
While they were told us viewers would be judging them it was in fact Farrah Abraham and Jenna Jameson who were picking their favourites from the secret room.
And they were not particularly impressed by any one with almost every housemate coming in for a slating.
Natasha's singing didn't win the pair over, Chloe and Stevi's duet was branded 'off key' and a 'train wreck' while Sherrie's Shakespeare reading saw the duo almost doze off.
Austin and Janice both threw some catwalk model poses that ended up leaving Jenna with a stomach ache whereas 'talentless' James' speech about entrepreneurship only angered the girls.
Bobby did some impressions of celebs including Alan Carr and the other housemates, including both Farrah and Jenna.
"So he's just attacking me and my physical appearance, you are so unfunny," Jenna reacted whereas Farrah was more straightforward as she branded the comic a "f**k face."
After all of the performances, Jenna and Farrah named Scoop the most talented and Bobby the least talented, with the results revealed to the main house under the guise of being the outcome of an online viewer vote.
As a reward, Scoop got to enjoy some pizza while Bobby has to walk around with a giant 'Talentless' label above his head until further notice.
huwman
Well-Known Member
wait so, do the housemates know about jenna and farah yet??
...today's highlight show... James gets called to the Diary Room... he is informed that the US celebs are not allowed any luxury items whatsoever at the risk of severe penalties for the whole house... these include bread and cigarettes... aw shit!... they pan over to Stiffy and Chlorine being all smoochy... URGH!...
...hahaha!... Scoop says that he doesn't think that either Jennitals or Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah will be going that night whereas Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah says she believes that it will be the both of them with a double eviction!... boy didn't she nail that prediction?... Jennitals says that she feels that she is being 'shafted' by Big Brother!...... um... by the rest of the world in your movies perhaps Jennitals... not Big Brother love 
... (she must have a short memory or something)... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah said something in the Diary Room... moving on...
...I like the way that Jennitals started an argument with Austin just minutes before it was announced who would be leaving and her faithful yapping little Pekinese lapdog Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was backing her up with senseless drivel... hunting in 'pack mode' as usual I see?... Austin realised that it was just a senseless task to try and talk sense with her and did a heavy **sigh**... shook his head and turned away... you could see in his face that he was thinking... "why the hell do I bother?"... the way that Stiffy kept fist pumping the air every time that the crowd cheered them and shouting out "thankyou!"... was so bloody gringey!... the difference between Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's eviction were that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah just expected that it would be her whereas Jennitals was shocked that she had been evicted...
...the way the toxic twins were so excited and were telling the British public how much they loved them was fun to watch for me knowing that they will come crashing down big time later... I can't wait to see when they realise that they have been set up... having them picking who will be 'evicted' is such a great set up for them to burn afterwards... they really will be mega pissed off lol!...
..."we fucking rule!"... says Jennitals in the Luxury Room... "guess what?... we rule this whole show!"... bleats the puppet... listening to their howling at the TV monitor at the housemates was BLURGH!... they listen to James talking and now he is 'fake' too
... when he talks about the toxic twins about his observations of them they say that he is 'confused'... (NO HE'S NOT YOU BIMBO'S... HE IS SAYING it AS YOU REALLY ARE YOU VAIN IDIOTS!
)... the most ironic accusation spoken EVER was said by Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah about Natasha... "she's an alcoholic... a liar... a manipulator... AND A WHORE!)... hahaha!... (she probably thinks that irony has something to do with metals!
)...talk about the pot calling the kettle black or what?... how can SHE call Natasha that and keep a straight face?... lol!... how?...
...I swear to god that Stiffy has a face that looks like it's just been pulled out of an Elephants arse!... he's such a little sad-faced looking twinkie isn't he?... when they first went into the house they were all Rainbows and Unicorns and were all smiles and rose-coloured glasses weren't they?... something like this...
...but with her constant whinging and whining about not having cigarettes and shit it's not looking so rosy for them nowadays... then all of a sudden they realise that they are sliding away from their set script and do a 'smooch-a-thon ' to get back on course to how they want the public to see them again as they were when they first went in!... fake! fake! fake!... they are the only fake people in that house yet Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah never call them it!......
...I digress... back to the toxic twins listening in to the various conversations... now everyone is 'cray cray!' because the housemates are discussing them... (finally getting a chance to tell their side of the story without interruptions for a change no doubt)... oh wow!... the rest of the housemates are a tad bit merry aren't they?... haha!... I wonder why?... IT'S BECAUSE YOU TWO AREN'T IN THERE BITCHES LOL!... (they don't seem to grasp the concept that it's because they are no longer in there lol!... like... DUH!...
...Stiffy and Chlorine are in the Diary Room milking it all for it's worth in thanking the British public for keeping them in...it is so scripted and well rehearsed but so cringey to witness!... vomit!... the toxic twins are so pleased with themselves... it's going to be such fun watching them look ridiculous when they find out lol!... they're listening to Austin and James talking in bed and are trying to infer that Austin is 'cheating' on his husband because they are both laughing and having fun... (you're confused girls... Austin is not either of you)... now they are in the Diary Room... apparently they are going to bring down the 'Hammer of Justice' on the rest of the housemates... yeah... riiiiiiight!...
... dumb bitches!... cheers.
...hahaha!... Scoop says that he doesn't think that either Jennitals or Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah will be going that night whereas Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah says she believes that it will be the both of them with a double eviction!... boy didn't she nail that prediction?... Jennitals says that she feels that she is being 'shafted' by Big Brother!...
... um... by the rest of the world in your movies perhaps Jennitals... not Big Brother love ... (she must have a short memory or something)... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah said something in the Diary Room... moving on... ...I like the way that Jennitals started an argument with Austin just minutes before it was announced who would be leaving and her faithful yapping little Pekinese lapdog Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was backing her up with senseless drivel... hunting in 'pack mode' as usual I see?... Austin realised that it was just a senseless task to try and talk sense with her and did a heavy **sigh**... shook his head and turned away... you could see in his face that he was thinking... "why the hell do I bother?"... the way that Stiffy kept fist pumping the air every time that the crowd cheered them and shouting out "thankyou!"... was so bloody gringey!... the difference between Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's eviction were that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah just expected that it would be her whereas Jennitals was shocked that she had been evicted...
...the way the toxic twins were so excited and were telling the British public how much they loved them was fun to watch for me knowing that they will come crashing down big time later... I can't wait to see when they realise that they have been set up... having them picking who will be 'evicted' is such a great set up for them to burn afterwards... they really will be mega pissed off lol!...
..."we fucking rule!"... says Jennitals in the Luxury Room... "guess what?... we rule this whole show!"... bleats the puppet... listening to their howling at the TV monitor at the housemates was BLURGH!... they listen to James talking and now he is 'fake' too
... when he talks about the toxic twins about his observations of them they say that he is 'confused'... (NO HE'S NOT YOU BIMBO'S... HE IS SAYING it AS YOU REALLY ARE YOU VAIN IDIOTS!)... the most ironic accusation spoken EVER was said by Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah about Natasha... "she's an alcoholic... a liar... a manipulator... AND A WHORE!)... hahaha!... (she probably thinks that irony has something to do with metals!)...talk about the pot calling the kettle black or what?... how can SHE call Natasha that and keep a straight face?... lol!... how?......I swear to god that Stiffy has a face that looks like it's just been pulled out of an Elephants arse!... he's such a little sad-faced looking twinkie isn't he?... when they first went into the house they were all Rainbows and Unicorns and were all smiles and rose-coloured glasses weren't they?... something like this...
...but with her constant whinging and whining about not having cigarettes and shit it's not looking so rosy for them nowadays... then all of a sudden they realise that they are sliding away from their set script and do a 'smooch-a-thon ' to get back on course to how they want the public to see them again as they were when they first went in!... fake! fake! fake!... they are the only fake people in that house yet Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah never call them it!...
... ...I digress... back to the toxic twins listening in to the various conversations... now everyone is 'cray cray!' because the housemates are discussing them... (finally getting a chance to tell their side of the story without interruptions for a change no doubt)... oh wow!... the rest of the housemates are a tad bit merry aren't they?... haha!... I wonder why?... IT'S BECAUSE YOU TWO AREN'T IN THERE BITCHES LOL!... (they don't seem to grasp the concept that it's because they are no longer in there lol!... like... DUH!...
...Stiffy and Chlorine are in the Diary Room milking it all for it's worth in thanking the British public for keeping them in...it is so scripted and well rehearsed but so cringey to witness!... vomit!... the toxic twins are so pleased with themselves... it's going to be such fun watching them look ridiculous when they find out lol!... they're listening to Austin and James talking in bed and are trying to infer that Austin is 'cheating' on his husband because they are both laughing and having fun... (you're confused girls... Austin is not either of you)... now they are in the Diary Room... apparently they are going to bring down the 'Hammer of Justice' on the rest of the housemates... yeah... riiiiiiight!...
... dumb bitches!... cheers.
So we have the Duckbill twins Jerrah call everybody "fake" when both are made of silicone and Botox and what not - how ironic.
...as I said in my post above Dystopia... "(she probably thinks that irony has something to do with metals!"
)... the dumb bimbo... cheers.
...on the 'Telemix' website they have done a 'popularity poll' to see who is the best liked housemate... the good thing is the voting is not shut just for the British public it's for anyone world wide... quite a lot are predictable but I was quite surprised where Jennitals sits on it... I'll put it in 'spoilers tags' so that you can look if you wish... cheers.
Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
Jenna and Farrah are so cringeworthy it's insane! Hahahaha they think that they're fake evicted for the right reasons.. Apparently everyone's fake to them, but tbh Jenna is the biggest fake. She gathers informations, changes it, chews it up and spits it back out to another person.
I understand Tash's pain, I have RBF (Resting Bitch Face), and it's not like I'm angry at anyone! Jeez. Men, women, whoever can have RBF, it's normal. IT'S JUST SOMEBODY'S FACE RESTING! Even Austin knows...
HYPOCRISY AT IT'S FINEST. Jenna calling Natasha manipulating, two faced and a whore??! WHAT? Grab a mirror Jenna Jameson. All that silicone in your ass...ugh.
I understand Tash's pain, I have RBF (Resting Bitch Face), and it's not like I'm angry at anyone! Jeez. Men, women, whoever can have RBF, it's normal. IT'S JUST SOMEBODY'S FACE RESTING! Even Austin knows...
HYPOCRISY AT IT'S FINEST. Jenna calling Natasha manipulating, two faced and a whore??! WHAT? Grab a mirror Jenna Jameson. All that silicone in your ass...ugh.
...it's a shame that they haven't Botoxed Jennitals tongue... that way she wouldn't be able to talk at all!...cheers.
hold her down for me MrS - I'll do it ... although superglue might be a more permanent solution ... or perhaps some piercings (with a staple gun on that tongue of hers) to match the tatts - she's soooo fake!!!
honestly during her eviction walk I almost wished she DID fall down the stairs!!! she really is a nasty conniving piece of work who will never listen to anything anyone is telling her if its not her own opinion!!
...hahahahaha!...if she had fallen down them there would've been thousands of people putting it on a permanent loop to enjoy the moment longer lol!... do you want to see her toxic twin doing something really really REALLY cringy?... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah released a pop video last year and guess what it was called?... 'Blowin'...(haha!... what else?)... if you don't want to see or hear it then just read the comments below it... they're a riot!... lol!... cheers.