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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015
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...today's highlight show... James gets called to the Diary Room... he is informed that the US celebs are not allowed any luxury items whatsoever at the risk of severe penalties for the whole house... these include bread and cigarettes... aw shit!... they pan over to Stiffy and Chlorine being all smoochy... URGH!...
...hahaha!... Scoop says that he doesn't think that either Jennitals or Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah will be going that night whereas Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah says she believes that it will be the both of them with a double eviction!... boy didn't she nail that prediction?... Jennitals says that she feels that she is being 'shafted' by Big Brother!...... um... by the rest of the world in your movies perhaps Jennitals... not Big Brother love
... (she must have a short memory or something)... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah said something in the Diary Room... moving on...
...I like the way that Jennitals started an argument with Austin just minutes before it was announced who would be leaving and her faithful yapping little Pekinese lapdog Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was backing her up with senseless drivel... hunting in 'pack mode' as usual I see?... Austin realised that it was just a senseless task to try and talk sense with her and did a heavy **sigh**... shook his head and turned away... you could see in his face that he was thinking... "why the hell do I bother?"... the way that Stiffy kept fist pumping the air every time that the crowd cheered them and shouting out "thankyou!"... was so bloody gringey!... the difference between Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's eviction were that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah just expected that it would be her whereas Jennitals was shocked that she had been evicted...
...the way the toxic twins were so excited and were telling the British public how much they loved them was fun to watch for me knowing that they will come crashing down big time later... I can't wait to see when they realise that they have been set up... having them picking who will be 'evicted' is such a great set up for them to burn afterwards... they really will be mega pissed off lol!...
..."we fucking rule!"... says Jennitals in the Luxury Room... "guess what?... we rule this whole show!"... bleats the puppet... listening to their howling at the TV monitor at the housemates was BLURGH!... they listen to James talking and now he is 'fake' too... when he talks about the toxic twins about his observations of them they say that he is 'confused'... (NO HE'S NOT YOU BIMBO'S... HE IS SAYING it AS YOU REALLY ARE YOU VAIN IDIOTS!
)... the most ironic accusation spoken EVER was said by Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah about Natasha... "she's an alcoholic... a liar... a manipulator... AND A WHORE!)... hahaha!... (she probably thinks that irony has something to do with metals!
...I swear to god that Stiffy has a face that looks like it's just been pulled out of an Elephants arse!... he's such a little sad-faced looking twinkie isn't he?... when they first went into the house they were all Rainbows and Unicorns and were all smiles and rose-coloured glasses weren't they?... something like this...
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...but with her constant whinging and whining about not having cigarettes and shit it's not looking so rosy for them nowadays... then all of a sudden they realise that they are sliding away from their set script and do a 'smooch-a-thon ' to get back on course to how they want the public to see them again as they were when they first went in!... fake! fake! fake!... they are the only fake people in that house yet Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah never call them it!......
...I digress... back to the toxic twins listening in to the various conversations... now everyone is 'cray cray!' because the housemates are discussing them... (finally getting a chance to tell their side of the story without interruptions for a change no doubt)... oh wow!... the rest of the housemates are a tad bit merry aren't they?... haha!... I wonder why?... IT'S BECAUSE YOU TWO AREN'T IN THERE BITCHES LOL!... (they don't seem to grasp the concept that it's because they are no longer in there lol!... like... DUH!...
...Stiffy and Chlorine are in the Diary Room milking it all for it's worth in thanking the British public for keeping them in...it is so scripted and well rehearsed but so cringey to witness!... vomit!... the toxic twins are so pleased with themselves... it's going to be such fun watching them look ridiculous when they find out lol!... they're listening to Austin and James talking in bed and are trying to infer that Austin is 'cheating' on his husband because they are both laughing and having fun... (you're confused girls... Austin is not either of you)... now they are in the Diary Room... apparently they are going to bring down the 'Hammer of Justice' on the rest of the housemates... yeah... riiiiiiight!...... dumb bitches!... cheers.
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Good job Mr sticky but I think Stevie looks more like a bassett hound...isn't that the dog with the long,droopy ears and the droopy eyes...
thanks MrS - I'm out of practice so this was the best I could produce ... I thought out squishing them but then thought that wasn't very nice ... so going for her kneecaps works out fine
They are both nasty pieces of work aren't they!!!
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She almost did take a tumble at the top before she started her royal descent, maybe because she hadn't quite caught her breath from the haul up the stairs of her gargantuan ass. I had to re-watch that several times, ass, tight dress and heels - quite a feat.
Dystopia
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"You only became famous from your inability to close your legs. Go drink diet bleach."
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arrrgghhhh my ears!!!!
I've been awake since 4.30am ... and I need to get some sleep soon - and if this song haunts me and won't let me sleep I swear MrS i will come find you lol!!!
I would disregard crimmy's empty threats Sticky... what you should be concerned about is your choice of words when you refer to Duckbill Farrah - didn't you know she has connections with the Cosa Nostra ?
Yep... as seen on BOTS
Dystopia
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Hahahahahaha.... this is so good. This should go straight to BOTS and displayed on the show - I bet EVERYONE would agree and ROFL.
am still trying to remove the image of her in those skintight brown pants/leggings from my eyeballs - I may never close my eyes to sleep again!!!She almost did take a tumble at the top before she started her royal descent, maybe because she hadn't quite caught her breath from the haul up the stairs of her gargantuan ass. I had to re-watch that several times, ass, tight dress and heels - quite a feat.
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and then there were the vampy pouts and that tongue as she exited the house ... excruciating to watch!!!
in fact it was the effort of making suggestive movements with her tongue that almost caused a face plant of epic proportions ...
why does her a$$ look like her last few meals have bypassed her stomach and just landed in her a$$ ... it doesn't even give her a nice shape - just a saggy sack of potatoes look ... madness ... absolute madness
but seems its hypnotic to some ...
now watch this Dys ... and listen ... everything crimmy says is acurate, on-point and always always 100% right
now repeat after me ... Yes crimmy ... No crimmy ... Anything you say crimmy ...
in fact it was the effort of making suggestive movements with her tongue that almost caused a face plant of epic proportions ...
why does her a$$ look like her last few meals have bypassed her stomach and just landed in her a$$ ... it doesn't even give her a nice shape - just a saggy sack of potatoes look ... madness ... absolute madness
but seems its hypnotic to some ...
now watch this Dys ... and listen ... everything crimmy says is acurate, on-point and always always 100% right
now repeat after me ... Yes crimmy ... No crimmy ... Anything you say crimmy ...
Dystopia
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you sure about that are you?Relax... it could be worse, at least you still have your teeth unlike "The Scoop"
huwman
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just saw farrah call chloe jasmine and stevi "tone deaf"
oh the irony ahahhahhaah
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