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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

put Jenna and Farrah in the secret room - they can self-combust in there even without seeing the 'fake' stuff from the house

put Chloroform, Stiffy and Janice in the secret room ... and watch Stiffy self-evict OR Janice ripping them both a new one for the over the top pdas and dry humping every night in her immediate presence

if Farrah is fake evicted first can the second evictee say OH HELL NO!! to being put into secret room with her???

put Farrah and Scoop in the same room and measure the decibels achieved - will it make the Guiness Book of Records?

& how's that double fake thing going to work - if the cameras are on 24/7 and they can watch 24/7 the houseguests will have to be on their toes 24/7 and feeding them utter BS ... and to what purpose?
 
...Live Eviction show... here we go... here we go!... Whiney Willis's screechy voice goes right through me straight away like fingernails on a blackboard as usual... they go to the house and we have to see Stiffy and Chlorine chatting with Natasha... (yes... Natasha sits there voluntarily believe it or not!)... :wacky:... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah states to Jennitals that she is never talking to Sherrie again because she dared to 'push' her... (lucky Sherrie!)... is that all it takes not to hear her voice again?... really?... everyone in the house should immediately go over to her and shove her around so as to never hear her voice again!!!!!... is it that simple?... :woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot:...

...oh hell!... 'President Scoop' is doing one of his stupid speeches again... :bang::rolleyes:... he's trying to be the all-wise Councillor again... :yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn:... he really does think of himself as 'El Presidento' doesn't he?...of course the toxic twins start bitching about the Brits yet again... :yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn:... Janella is again outside doing more Yoga shit with Stiffy and this time Gayle... (no she wasn't crying)... pan back to the bedroom and the toxic twins are still 'bitchin' to da Pres' about Natasha... da Pres goes and talks to Natasha to try and restore peace... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT PRESIDENT SCOOP!...

...Gayle in the Diary Room... (no... she's not crying)... pan back to Chris getting his eyebrows trimmed... (yes I know... riveting viewing right?)... Natasha and Gayle (no... still not crying)...talking about how Pres Scoop is really shitting them to tears... pan back to Da Pres giving yet another long-winded speech to his flock in the bedroom... (why am I even bothering to watch all of this boring shit?... (believe it or not I do actually have a life... I should be doing something more important... :rolleyes:... lol!)...

...James... James... James... JAMES!... will you never learn?... you are trying to talk logic with Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah for fucks sake!!!... what is wrong with you mate?... you may as well eat a cactus... there's a less likely chance of having any pain... pan to the kitchen and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is... (now wait for it)... 'apologising' to Sherrie for being a foul-mouthed filthy obnoxious American slag... Sherrie stabs her in the eye with a fork ... um!... there I go on that tangent again... :rolleyes:... they hug... Sherrie pats her on the back with a meat cleaver embedding it into her plastic back flesh 32 times... er... um... I mean... Sherrie just rolls her eyes and accepts it...

...Natasha is talking with Jennitals about their argument and end up hugging as if they have just pulled pins out of two hand grenades... oh!... fantastic!... it goes to Janella getting into bed with Chlorine and whispering to her about how fantastic Stiffy is... what the fuck?... seriously Janella?... all I can say... what are you up to?... you're up to something but I have no idea what?... Stiffy looks over at them looking worried and just hoping that Janella doesn't steal 'his woman' away... Janella please!... what a load of shit!... ...Pres Scoop sucking up to the Brits with yet another boring as shit speech... (for god's sake Scoop... stop talking will you?)...

...Back to Emma 'Live'... Chris gets evicted (no surprises there eh?) even though the whole crowd keeps chanting "get Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah out!"... funny that eh?... he walks out of the house and 'chins' the first 'fuckin' Yank' that he sees in the audience... (not really folks)... let's face it eh?... he was ALWAYS going to be the next one out wasn't he?... lol!... he wasn't fazed... in fact he was happy to be out of there lol!... his exit interview was just plain boring as shit to be honest... I was quite shocked that they actually had some 'best bits' of his stay in the house lol!...

...here we go... on Friday night there will be a double fake eviction but there is a twist of course and there are SECRET ROOMS!!!!... yes folks!... fake evictions and secret rooms!!!... I am in awe as to how they come up with these novel ideas!... **YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!**... oh pardon me!... not really a fun show today but it helped to pass the time I guess... I hope that BOTS is better... cheers.
 
...and... Rylan gets BOTS going in his usual flamboyant manner... on tonight's show they have Amy Lame/Calum whatever (who and who?) and my sweet darling Nikki Grahame!!!!... yes! yes! YES!!!!... they all agreed that they weren't surprised that Chris was the next one out... Screechy Willis walks down the stairs... same old same old of what she thinks...she speaks of the 'fake fake eviction'... from what she described it sounds to me that it will cancel each other out from what I can see...

...Chris has his interview with Rylan and made it quite clear that he doesn't like any of the Americans in the house except Austin... he has a lot of time for him... they go to the house after Chris is evicted and show Jenitals whining to Austin... why?... show someone else for a change eh?... Nikki has her say about Scoop being 'The President'... she says that he thinks that he is the Dalai Lama or something lol!... Chris says that Scoop writes his 'Presidential speeches' in mascara before he says them and probably believes that Donald Trump will be going into the house next lol!...

...that American on the panel (Calum) had quite a few profound things to say about some of the housemates... he was quite good in his summations of them as far as I'm concerned...Nikki asked Chris what he thinks that he brought into the house?... his reply?... "what do I think that I brought to the house?... bugger all really!"... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... he's happy to be out of there and I think that we are too lol!... they pan over to the house to the Brits talking about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and whether she is slowly changing for the better... Natasha won't have any of it lol!... go Natasha!... back to Rylan and he reveals that the face-to-face nominations have just begun and it 'ain't pretty!'...

...Amy wants Jennitals out... Calum says Gayle... but he never asked Nikki????????... why the hell not Rylan??????... Rylan does his 'Toxic' section... Chris answers them all with his usual dry wit... the show ends... I was in raptures with Nikki being on the show but they hardly spoke to her!... what a waste!... the show was quite crap tonight... not a fun show at all really... a lot like today's 'highlights' show really... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...in the 'Urban Dictionary' this is what they have to say my friend... when you hear Stiffy and Chlorine talking I'm sure that this is what they are talking about.. cheers.

PDA

Public Displays of Affection, can be seen in the form of kissing, touching, groping, licking, nuzzling, cuddling, crossing hands into each other's opposite back pockets, etc. Usually spotted among new couples, frisky teenagers, and occasionally the "young at heart" (god help us).

Also, a handheld computer of sorts.

Jen and Craig's PDAs at the table were so intense that there was actually slobber on the green bean casserole.

Look at my new PDA!
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Thanks for the enlightenment Sticky - in other words, there is a wholelotta PDA going on when Queen Emma descends the stairs into the BOTS arena to be PDAed by Rylan. Bloody hypocrites.

I am somewhat concerned though that you spend so much time consulting the UD. It can be a dangerous place.
A friend, whose first language is NOT English complained that she was in pain because she'd twisted her ankle (wearing high heels of course... WOMEN!!) - but being the perfect gentleman I suggested she might need some TLC instead of telling here to practice walking on heels before traipsing around town.

In her reply she was quite furious at my impudence offering her TLC which baffled me of course.... now, we all know that it stands for Tender Loving Care - right? Just making sure.

BUUUT... she said, according to the UD it means something entirely different.

And this is the reason why I suggested to her to stay away from the UD if she wanted to improve her English.

So I just wonder.. does this :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: qualify as PDA on a public forum?

Crazy world. :android: :D
 
crimmy said:
since the Brits have no issue drinking kosher wine (and have said its better than the red wine they are given) why doesn't BB announce that all wine in future supplied to the house will be kosher but is for EVERYONE'S consumption and be done with it!!

I'm so over the arguing Jenna is doing over her bloody food - and then turning it around so someone else gets the blame for the fighting
She is so damn sneaky and manipulative ... she could win this in the end
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You haven't really thought that through crimmy... have you. What if one of the HMs doesn't like kosher wine and insists on halal wine instead? Where will it end?

Before you know it, we'll have an atheist fridge in the kitchen as well.... :bookworm:
 
Dystopia said:
Thanks for the enlightenment Sticky - in other words, there is a wholelotta PDA going on when Queen Emma descends the stairs into the BOTS arena to be PDAed by Rylan. Bloody hypocrites.

I am somewhat concerned though that you spend so much time consulting the UD. It can be a dangerous place.
A friend, whose first language is NOT English complained that she was in pain because she'd twisted her ankle (wearing high heels of course... WOMEN!!) - but being the perfect gentleman I suggested she might need some TLC instead of telling here to practice walking on heels before traipsing around town.

In her reply she was quite furious at my impudence offering her TLC which baffled me of course.... now, we all know that it stands for Tender Loving Care - right? Just making sure.

BUUUT... she said, according to the UD it means something entirely different.

And this is the reason why I suggested to her to stay away from the UD if she wanted to improve her English.

So I just wonder.. does this :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: qualify as PDA on a public forum?

Crazy world. :android: :D
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:kiss::kiss::kiss: can get you into a whole world of trouble on a public forum Dys ... that lipstick is totally NOT the shade for you ... you need something much more "delicate". People will think you're "challenged" if you go around wearing that colour. It's just not right!!

having consulted the UD for the alternative meaning - wow you learn something new every single day here!!! that's one big rooster!!!

anyway I'll feel a lot easier knowing that from now on ... will come in handy ordering at the Chicken Shop that's for sure! They'll know I'm up on the lastest when I order :)
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...Live Eviction show... here we go... here we go!... Whiney Willis's screechy voice goes right through me straight away like fingernails on a blackboard as usual... they go to the house and we have to see Stiffy and Chlorine chatting with Natasha... (yes... Natasha sits there voluntarily believe it or not!)... :wacky:... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah states to Jennitals that she is never talking to Sherrie again because she dared to 'push' her... (lucky Sherrie!)... is that all it takes not to hear her voice again?... really?... everyone in the house should immediately go over to her and shove her around so as to never hear her voice again!!!!!... is it that simple?... :woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot:...

...oh hell!... 'President Scoop' is doing one of his stupid speeches again... :bang::rolleyes:... he's trying to be the all-wise Councillor again... :yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn:... he really does think of himself as 'El Presidento' doesn't he?...of course the toxic twins start bitching about the Brits yet again... :yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn:... Janella is again outside doing more Yoga shit with Stiffy and this time Gayle... (no she wasn't crying)... pan back to the bedroom and the toxic twins are still 'bitchin' to da Pres' about Natasha... da Pres goes and talks to Natasha to try and restore peace... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT PRESIDENT SCOOP!...

...Gayle in the Diary Room... (no... she's not crying)... pan back to Chris getting his eyebrows trimmed... (yes I know... riveting viewing right?)... Natasha and Gayle (no... still not crying)...talking about how Pres Scoop is really shitting them to tears... pan back to Da Pres giving yet another long-winded speech to his flock in the bedroom... (why am I even bothering to watch all of this boring shit?... (believe it or not I do actually have a life... I should be doing something more important... :rolleyes:... lol!)...

...James... James... James... JAMES!... will you never learn?... you are trying to talk logic with Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah for fucks sake!!!... what is wrong with you mate?... you may as well eat a cactus... there's a less likely chance of having any pain... pan to the kitchen and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is... (now wait for it)... 'apologising' to Sherrie for being a foul-mouthed filthy obnoxious American slag... Sherrie stabs her in the eye with a fork ... um!... there I go on that tangent again... :rolleyes:... they hug... Sherrie pats her on the back with a meat cleaver embedding it into her plastic back flesh 32 times... er... um... I mean... Sherrie just rolls her eyes and accepts it...

...Natasha is talking with Jennitals about their argument and end up hugging as if they have just pulled pins out of two hand grenades... oh!... fantastic!... it goes to Janella getting into bed with Chlorine and whispering to her about how fantastic Stiffy is... what the fuck?... seriously Janella?... all I can say... what are you up to?... you're up to something but I have no idea what?... Stiffy looks over at them looking worried and just hoping that Janella doesn't steal 'his woman' away... Janella please!... what a load of shit!... ...Pres Scoop sucking up to the Brits with yet another boring as shit speech... (for god's sake Scoop... stop talking will you?)...

...Back to Emma 'Live'... Chris gets evicted (no surprises there eh?) even though the whole crowd keeps chanting "get Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah out!"... funny that eh?... he walks out of the house and 'chins' the first 'fuckin' Yank' that he sees in the audience... (not really folks)... let's face it eh?... he was ALWAYS going to be the next one out wasn't he?... lol!... he wasn't fazed... in fact he was happy to be out of there lol!... his exit interview was just plain boring as shit to be honest... I was quite shocked that they actually had some 'best bits' of his stay in the house lol!...

...here we go... on Friday night there will be a double fake eviction but there is a twist of course and there are SECRET ROOMS!!!!... yes folks!... fake evictions and secret rooms!!!... I am in awe as to how they come up with these novel ideas!... **YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!**... oh pardon me!... not really a fun show today but it helped to pass the time I guess... I hope that BOTS is better... cheers.
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James eat a cactus hahahaha.. right on, what's wrong with him? I honestly think that Natasha is the only HM with something even remotely resembling a balanced mind.
 
crimmy said:
:kiss::kiss::kiss: can get you into a whole world of trouble on a public forum Dys ... that lipstick is totally NOT the shade for you ... you need something much more "delicate". People will think you're "challenged" if you go around wearing that colour. It's just not right!!

having consulted the UD for the alternative meaning - wow you learn something new every single day here!!! that's one big rooster!!!

anyway I'll feel a lot easier knowing that from now on ... will come in handy ordering at the Chicken Shop that's for sure! They'll know I'm up on the lastest when I order :)
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I have no idea what chickens have to do with lipstick and I'm not so sure you do either. Been sniffing glue again? :tongue:
 
noooo you want it to be Bobby and Farrah - believe me - you really really do!!!


Bobby nominated Farrah ‘The first person I am going to nominate is truly a beautiful woman, however beauty does not exist totally on the outside. It has to be coming from the inside. I might say something that might hurt you young lady but I want you to listen…You are possibly one of the ugliest people I have ever had to have the misfortune of sharing my time with. No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you. I say that because I don’t know your background, I know nothing about you. I tried…I asked Scoop what do you think I fI got to speak to her I would understand you and understand why you are so venomess. Why you have so much vileness inside of you that comes spilling out everytime you feel as though you are being attacked. It’s so unattractive; it’s so dreadful to watch. Because I would love for you to be the complete beautiful person that I know you could be if only you would drop your defences and not attack everytime.’ His second nomination is Gail.

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One is from Bobby who goes off on quite the rant aimed at the American housemate, quipping: "No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you."

An angry Farrah erupts: "Satan should take a seat because that is what you are. I have never been that f***ing vile to anyone nor have I spoke to for someone…I didn’t ask for f***ing opinions I asked for a f***ing vote. So dips**t number 2 should f***ing sit down."

She later complains to BB: "No one goes through or has to put up with as much s**t in this house as I do. (Tears up) And everyone else who feels the same way as Bobby..I’ll pray for you.I just have to stay and be real as that is all I can be but I am no longer engaging. And I will never do a group nomination ever again."


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crimmy said:
noooo you want it to be Bobby and Farrah - believe me - you really really do!!!


Bobby nominated Farrah ‘The first person I am going to nominate is truly a beautiful woman, however beauty does not exist totally on the outside. It has to be coming from the inside. I might say something that might hurt you young lady but I want you to listen…You are possibly one of the ugliest people I have ever had to have the misfortune of sharing my time with. No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you. I say that because I don’t know your background, I know nothing about you. I tried…I asked Scoop what do you think I fI got to speak to her I would understand you and understand why you are so venomess. Why you have so much vileness inside of you that comes spilling out everytime you feel as though you are being attacked. It’s so unattractive; it’s so dreadful to watch. Because I would love for you to be the complete beautiful person that I know you could be if only you would drop your defences and not attack everytime.’ His second nomination is Gail.

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One is from Bobby who goes off on quite the rant aimed at the American housemate, quipping: "No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you."

An angry Farrah erupts: "Satan should take a seat because that is what you are. I have never been that f***ing vile to anyone nor have I spoke to for someone…I didn’t ask for f***ing opinions I asked for a f***ing vote. So dips**t number 2 should f***ing sit down."

She later complains to BB: "No one goes through or has to put up with as much s**t in this house as I do. (Tears up) And everyone else who feels the same way as Bobby..I’ll pray for you.I just have to stay and be real as that is all I can be but I am no longer engaging. And I will never do a group nomination ever again."


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Farrah would eat Bobby alive.... they're giving him too much credit. He was boiling inside when the two were arguing. He couldn't withstand a sustained attack from her.
 
something for Stiffy and Chloroform

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Stiffy proving he's 100% always aware of cameras being on them ... Chloroform walks away from smoking area and he delivers monologue to BB ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
crimmy said:
noooo you want it to be Bobby and Farrah - believe me - you really really do!!!


Bobby nominated Farrah ‘The first person I am going to nominate is truly a beautiful woman, however beauty does not exist totally on the outside. It has to be coming from the inside. I might say something that might hurt you young lady but I want you to listen…You are possibly one of the ugliest people I have ever had to have the misfortune of sharing my time with. No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you. I say that because I don’t know your background, I know nothing about you. I tried…I asked Scoop what do you think I fI got to speak to her I would understand you and understand why you are so venomess. Why you have so much vileness inside of you that comes spilling out everytime you feel as though you are being attacked. It’s so unattractive; it’s so dreadful to watch. Because I would love for you to be the complete beautiful person that I know you could be if only you would drop your defences and not attack everytime.’ His second nomination is Gail.

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One is from Bobby who goes off on quite the rant aimed at the American housemate, quipping: "No amount of lipgloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you."

An angry Farrah erupts: "Satan should take a seat because that is what you are. I have never been that f***ing vile to anyone nor have I spoke to for someone…I didn’t ask for f***ing opinions I asked for a f***ing vote. So dips**t number 2 should f***ing sit down."

She later complains to BB: "No one goes through or has to put up with as much s**t in this house as I do. (Tears up) And everyone else who feels the same way as Bobby..I’ll pray for you.I just have to stay and be real as that is all I can be but I am no longer engaging. And I will never do a group nomination ever again."


Read more: http://www.tellymix.co.uk/gallery/2...-nominations-and-fallout-2.html#ixzz3lJ3HwHw3
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Okay, I guess I can see your point now - but I am not as bloodthirsty as you are. They'd have to carry out Bobby on a stretcher.

I'd rather watch a cat-fight. Gail vs Farrah, they'd both come out alive, perhaps looking a bit worse for wear.... maybe one of Farrah's silicone investments popped and Gail with a hole in her head.... that would be fun.
 
no I don't think Gail can cut it ... but Farrah and Natasha - ohhhh yesssssss!!!!

but boy oh boy that Jenna - she is one heck of a snake ...

did I hear right ... Sherrie (I think) said something about it being final 7 on the last night ... and the voting just keeps happening to the end?

7??
 
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