I don't know if I can identify my most embarrassing moment because there's seldom a time when I'm
not being embarrassing, but the first thing that comes to mind when such a question is presented is the first time I got drunk. Around the time that "everyone else started drinking" I was very against the idea, because I thought I was super fun and crazy anyway, and therefore didn't need to drink. But after a couple of years of avoiding it, my friends coerced me into having what was supposed to be a few drinks, because they really wanted to see how it would affect me, and at that point, so did I.
Anyway, long story short, a few drinks turned into a few too many (and then some!) and I woke up the next morning in my friend's garden, completely naked, my clothes nowhere in sight. It was the most surreal experience at the time. I then had to make my way into my friend's house to find where everybody else was, and to see if they had my clothes. Well, my clothes were scattered throughout the house, and my friends had photographic evidence of what they described as a nightmarish experience involving a drunken me trying to make out with everyone, a drunken me stealing and wearing a pair of booty shorts that said Bootylicious across the butt and then giving everyone lap dances, a drunken me deciding that clothes were no longer a necessity (I apparently felt really warm and couldn't handle being restricted anymore
), and even a drunken me getting a boner and asking everyone to give me a blowjob.
Absolute mess. My friends spent the entire night chasing me around the house/backyard, trying to dress me. Super embarrassing. Just thinking about this is making me cringe so hard. My friends have never let me live it down, and eAll I could say though was, "Well, you wanted to see how alcohol would affect me, and you definitely saw enough!"
In the end, it sort of became a way for my friends to gauge how drunk I was. My friends would come up to me at a party and be like, "Hey Jake, is it a bit hot in here?" and if I agreed enthusiastically and started to take my clothes off they knew that I wasn't allowed to have anymore... or they would just give me more if they wanted some entertainment.