LMAO.
Only this weekend.
You sure it wasn't after my mood rants.
why u haz so many likes?Yes you did!
And as if you can't go back! You brought out the entertainment! I reckon they enjoyed the antics just as much as your drunken self did
they actually did thank me, the next day! said they got bored of doing the same thing over and over again each cruise with everyone being too shy to join in etc, LOLS Yeah I did have the best time everYes you did!
And as if you can't go back! You brought out the entertainment! I reckon they enjoyed the antics just as much as your drunken self did
I was going to a job interview and I was rushing around because things did not go to plan (as usual). I drove the kiddies to day care, rushed home, got dressed, did my hair, my makeup, walked out the door, drove to the job interview, shook hands with the HR girl and then she complimented my shoes... I was wearing my fucking slippers!
My likes received? I don't know lolwhy u haz so many likes?
Girl, come on. That's called being human. That didn't faze me in the slightest. xoLMAO.
Only this weekend.
You sure it wasn't after my mood rants.
NoDid you get the job.
Haha well I can give a brief tamed down version of events. A few years ago I did a tour around Europe with a friend. For anyone who has been to Rome, there are no RSA laws. We all went to the dodgy bar, when I walked in I thought it was the worst place ever and I only planned to stay for half an hour. Well they served us red bull and vodka, it was 80% vodka. I had two of them. I then took a liking to a guy in my tour group and me and him decided to do six shots in three minutes. The bar guys made us different ones. Then because my group had spent so much money at the bar they let us all behind the bar making our own drinks. So my friend and I made cocktails, were pouring straight spirits down our throats etc. I was so drunk, I don't remember much at all.true lol.
Now what is your embarrassing moment? I'm obviously intrigued since it isn't pg rated [DOUBLEPOST=1416745790][/DOUBLEPOST]
OMG!
I LOVE THIS!
No
But that's ok because I have a job lined up permanently after 13 or so weeks
LOLS this is gold!!! hilarious good work!!! sounds like you had a great time!!! hahahahaHaha well I can give a brief tamed down version of events. A few years ago I did a tour around Europe with a friend. For anyone who has been to Rome, there are no RSA laws. We all went to the dodgy bar, when I walked in I thought it was the worst place ever and I only planned to stay for half an hour. Well they served us red bull and vodka, it was 80% vodka. I had two of them. I then took a liking to a guy in my tour group and me and him decided to do six shots in three minutes. The bar guys made us different ones. Then because my group had spent so much money at the bar they let us all behind the bar making our own drinks. So my friend and I made cocktails, were pouring straight spirits down our throats etc. I was so drunk, I don't remember much at all.
But I left with that guy, we were so intoxicated we went back to the wrong hotel. We went up to the correct level and correct room but just the wrong hotel. I was trying for ages to get into my room, I couldn't work out why I couldn't get in. The people who were asleep in their room got scared and called security. We were escorted out by security and then the Rome police pulled up outside the hotel because they thought we were trying to break in. So an Australian girl, an American guy trying to explain to the Rome police what had happened. Then they asked us where we were staying and I could hardly talk let alone remember. So the police drove us back to our hotel and they then explained to my hotel management what had happened.
why u haz so many likes?
Haha thanks xx I had a great time!LOLS this is gold!!! hilarious good work!!! sounds like you had a great time!!! hahahaha
Well... when in rome!Haha well I can give a brief tamed down version of events. A few years ago I did a tour around Europe with a friend. For anyone who has been to Rome, there are no RSA laws. We all went to the dodgy bar, when I walked in I thought it was the worst place ever and I only planned to stay for half an hour. Well they served us red bull and vodka, it was 80% vodka. I had two of them. I then took a liking to a guy in my tour group and me and him decided to do six shots in three minutes. The bar guys made us different ones. Then because my group had spent so much money at the bar they let us all behind the bar making our own drinks. So my friend and I made cocktails, were pouring straight spirits down our throats etc. I was so drunk, I don't remember much at all.
But I left with that guy, we were so intoxicated we went back to the wrong hotel. We went up to the correct level and correct room but just the wrong hotel. I was trying for ages to get into my room, I couldn't work out why I couldn't get in. The people who were asleep in their room got scared and called security. We were escorted out by security and then the Rome police pulled up outside the hotel because they thought we were trying to break in. So an Australian girl, an American guy trying to explain to the Rome police what had happened. Then they asked us where we were staying and I could hardly talk let alone remember. So the police drove us back to our hotel and they then explained to my hotel management what had happened.
LOL! I will try not to! I now keep a pair of slip ons in the car, just in caseCongrats on getting a job.
Don't wear your slippers.
Haha actually I did. He came to Australia to visit me last year and I went over to LA in July to visit him. But it's too hardWell... when in rome!
edit: the most important thing from this... did you finally get the guy?
lolololol, that would be funny, waking up to two nude drunk guys on your couchI used to live in a set of units back in the day, came home really really drunk with a guy I met in a gay club. Thought I was in my unit. Woke up the next morning naked on the lounge with this guy and my next door neighbour yelling at me, OMG what the fuck???? Whoops sorry wrong unit!!! maybe you should lock your front door at night woman! was close!! hahaha I no longer live there!!!
My dream come true! hahaha I would love waking up to see that! who wouldn't? hahahahalolololol, that would be funny, waking up to two nude drunk guys on your couch
maybe a very anti gay women who is a lesbianMy dream come true! hahaha I would love waking up to see that! who wouldn't? hahahaha