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Hang on I lie! I was once with a guy who had a permed and streaked mullet and he used to spend more time than me on his hair. He also had great dress sense and loved to dance. His name was Mark, but he later changed it to Marcus. I remember our first date was to a club called The Beat which was in Brisbane. In hindsight it was a super strange place for a first date, but I just loved him. That was the first night I ever saw two men kiss, and I nearly fucking died.

I remember after our first fight he took off, and when he came back hours later he had streaks in his hair. I was like "why did you do that?" And he said "my sister and I believe the best pick me up is getting your hair done, and I needed a pick me up".

Ha! True story!
 

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Hang on I lie! I was once with a guy who had a permed and streaked mullet and he used to spend more time than me on his hair. He also had great dress sense and loved to dance. His name was Mark, but he later changed it to Marcus. I remember our first date was to a club called The Beat which was in Brisbane. In hindsight it was a super strange place for a first date, but I just loved him. That was the first night I ever saw two men kiss, and I nearly fucking died.

I remember after our first fight he took off, and when he came back hours later he had streaks in his hair. I was like "why did you do that?" And he said "my sister and I believe the best pick me up is getting your hair done, and I needed a pick me up".

Ha! True story!

Is Marcus now in a civil union with John?
 
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Lol! Trala, 10 points for effort in desperately trying to get this place back to how it was. Haha :)
I miss it!

We all have a role here, and some are really falling down in their obligations! I have seen @pecan posting, and still no news!

I have seen crazy cat ladies @CaspersMum, @Medusa and @reepbot posting, but still no cat gifs!

If I was Admin, I would permaban them.
 

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I could not help but keep on thinking about why I was called that, are they saying I'm ugly. It really got to me.

That would only make sense if you yourself think lesbian women are ugly.

I know many gay women, and each of them is a unique shade of beautiful.

I would not be insulted if I was called a "lezza" by two inbred brain dead yokels. Given that I have a vagina it is always going to be a safe assumption that I am attracted to either women or men or both. Now if they called you a guniea pig fucker, that on the other hand would be different.
 

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I wish the house next door would hurry up and sell, especially now they won't look me in the eye
 

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I could not help but keep on thinking about why I was called that, are they saying I'm ugly. It really got to me.

:\ Im glad our lesbians aren't around for that comment... sorry but thats a bit insulting to equate lesbian with ugly
 
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I wish the house next door would hurry up and sell, especially now they won't look me in the eye
Turns out you're quite the squealer, aren't you?!

I once broke up with a guy because of the noises he made as he cum!!

Ha!

Seriously!!
 

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Nope not walking the dog, just listening to a podcast. Actually I had to turn it off after because I was not paying attention to what was being said. I could not help but keep on thinking about why I was called that, are they saying I'm ugly. It really got to me.

Bahaha... Yeah lezza is a strange one, but I live in a place with the some pretty backwards people, I guess that means the peoples insults are ancient, just like their works view.

You are far from ugly, Ingy. Infact you are probably the best looking poster on this forum.
 

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Turns out you're quite the squealer, aren't you?!

I once broke up with a guy because of the noises he made as he cum!!

Ha!

Seriously!!

It wasn't me, but they did hear while they in the backyard, because once we finished we heard the little girl ask what was happening......
 

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It wasn't me, but they did hear while they in the backyard, because once we finished we heard the little girl ask what was happening......
Ha!

"it's okay darling, that's just Mutley slamming Fabio von Sexstick's man clam..."

You ever been with a bad cummer? It is so off putting. I need to focus to win the prize, and if my mind wanders off to what-the-fuck-is-that-noise-all-about-town, I lose the momentum.
 

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Ha!

"it's okay darling, that's just Mutley slamming Fabio von Sexstick's man clam..."

You ever been with a bad cummer? It is so off putting. I need to focus to win the prize, and if my mind wanders off to what-the-fuck-is-that-noise-all-about-town, I lose the momentum.

Anyone who thinks they in a porno is a turn off
 

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Anyone who thinks they in a porno is a turn off
The guy I broke up with used to make high pitched mewing sounds. Sort of like "meew meeeeew meeeeeeew" as he was building, then a finish with a Frank Spencer like "oooooOooOoOooh".

I have told this story at many a girls gathering. Not to build it up, but I have made many a woman cry with laughter with my mimicry!
 

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The guy I broke up with used to make high pitched mewing sounds. Sort of like "meew meeeeew meeeeeeew" as he was building, then a finish with a Frank Spencer like "oooooOooOoOooh".

I have told this story at many a girls gathering. Not to build it up, but I have made many a woman cry with laughter with my mimicry!

and you went there more than once?[DOUBLEPOST=1423525590][/DOUBLEPOST]

PS @el'coopo has been on the phone when I was building something, so I think she has an idea how I sound
 

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Oh my God!

One, two, three, back to me. Doctors office just rang to confirm. I am to be at the hospital at 07.30 Thursday. It's actually happening.

I know this is silly given that on the scale of operations it is minor, but I am quite nervous.

I was out walking my little friend yesterday, and as I was walking down a hill, I thought, life will be so good when I can once again walk without discomfort. I haven't been able to do yoga since December, and I miss it so much. The only exercise I have had really is moderate 30 minute walks daily. That is no where near enough to get the endorphin's I need!!
 

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Right I am seriously at the cross roads.

Do I put on some pants and actually do something constructive with this beautiful day I have been given, or stay pantless, open a box of cheezels and surf the net all day?!
 

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Right I am seriously at the cross roads.

Do I put on some pants and actually do something constructive with this beautiful day I have been given, or stay pantless, open a box of cheezels and surf the net all day?!

Tough choice...... do both!! head out now in the sunshine, then strip & cheezels it up this arvo. win win :D
 
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