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I think the problem with New BB is the fact that it isn't Australian.
Sonia is the least Australian Australian there ever could be. She doesn't act with the audience and is far from relatable. Her humour is far from funny and material NEEDS to be original (Take the fake eviction gag)! Talking about originality, we are stealing ideas from International Big Brother, not being creative and coming up with stuff ourselves (Take the Diary Room Chair and Lighting). Classic Big Brother (2001-08) was perfect with the live feeds etc. and GRETEL KILLEEN! SONIA HAS KILLED BIG BROTHER LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER KILLS WEEDS! We need to get a presenter that (A) Isn't a soulless, ugly twat, and, (B) Can actually act with the audience without being awkward and scripted. The house is very fake, too shiny and Un-Australian. It's like that guy from BB 2004 that said he was Australian, even though he was German (Not saying that's a bad thing at all, Now, I CONTINUE). The housemates NEED to NOT have a StarNow profile! What's the point if they have already had publicity and screentime. The Big Brother production team needs to fire Edward Scissor Hands as head editor and evicted housemates do not, I REPEAT, DO NOT, need rewards from crappy online tech salesmen. 5,000 DOLLARS! It is okay to give a reward at the end but NOT $5,000! Housemates were getting a 3Mobile Phone and NOTHING ELSE! FIVE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS!!! WHYYYYY! Now before I get off point, Why does BBAU2014 feel like a 1980's sitcom? OH WAIT! IT IS!
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