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Celebrity Big Brother UK - Series Discussion

…Today’s episode:… oh dear… it’s looking like the first episode is all about Biggles… I mean Biggins in the promo… it’s looking like he cracks the shit’s during this episode so all isn’t so bad after all lol!... oh great!... it looks like there are links to the first two BOTS to go to on this episode too… woohoo!... Saira tells Frankie that he has a ‘cameltoe’ as he walks into the house… she asks… “what do they call it when a bloke has a cameltoe?”… without skipping a beat Frankie tells her “it’s a Mooseknuckle!”… hahahahahahaha!... funny!... (see!... I told you all that I was going to like Frankie didn’t I? :thumbsup::whistling:... **ahem!**...

…they show all of the housemates upon their entrances into the house… that Rennee walks in and reveals that she had her arse done to look like it does… yesterday I was right when I wrote that!... haha!... what is it with Hollywoodians getting their arses made bigger on purpose?... I don’t get it at all… hers looks quite ridiculous if you ask me… Frankie has an orgasm when Aubrey O’Day walks into the house for some reason :wideyed:… that ‘Bear’ guy is a full on wanker… an ex-husband of someone walks in… how does that make him a ‘celebrity’?... I ask once again… I’m baffled… Heavy D walks in lol!... I’m so going to like him because he will wear them all down pretty quickly methinks lol!... Samantha **growl** Fox is the last one to come in…

…they recap the ‘silent disco’ whereas Biggins is chosen as the ‘secret house boss’… **shut up Sticky… don’t say it!**… he is immune from the first eviction dammit!... that ‘shock jock’ guy wants out of the house already because he knows that he’s so bloody boring!... he just wants to get his fee and do the runner the idiot… Biggins' laugh sounds so fake doesn’t it?... Marnie tells the ex-husband guy that he’s “pretty sexy for a 55 year old guy”… he actually believes it too!...

…all of the ‘young things’ chatting to each other in their own little group… talk about the ‘battle of the mental midgets’ lol!... Saira tells Biggins that she is ‘”seriously missing her kids” in order for him to nominate her for eviction!... well done girl!... Frankie is in the Diary Room… he says that he’s going to be as obnoxious as he can to Biggins so as to be nominated and then saved… haha!... golly gosh I like Frankie… no seriously… I really do!... he’s… erm… ‘adorable’… yes that’s it!... he’s adorable…. Um… yeah!...

…Marnie and Lewis are ‘bonding’… is that Big Brother talk for they’re having foreplay?... James is ‘winding up’ Saira… wow!... it seems that Saira is a fiery little thing as I thought yesterday lol!... Bumbling Biggins goes to the Diary Room…(jeez Biggins!... for crying out loud don’t let that dressing gown expose your body to us again PLEASE!)... (I might need therapy now!:wtf::yuck:)... he doesn’t know it but all of the housemates are listening to what Big Brother is telling him… he has to give whoever it is that he’s nominating “a big fat sloppy kiss on the lips” to whoever he has chosen to go and tell them “I hope that I’m as famous as you one day!” also…

…oh bloody hell!... some of them are talking about “playing the game”… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!... don’t get me started!... grrrrrr!... Marnie asks Saira whether or not she has masturbated lol!... Biggins picks Saira by kissing her on the lips… (I guess he thinks that he’s ‘sending her home to her kids’ so he’s probably doing it with the best intentions I guess?)… damn!... I so wanted to dislike him too!...

…some of the ‘young things’ get into the pool… Heavy D joins them… just as well he didn’t ‘bomb’ the pool otherwise it would’ve been instantly emptied!... Big Brother gets all of the housemates together and reveals that Saira was the first person picked for eviction… they are told that the ‘secret boss’ will be making more decisions on who is going too… and now they are all talking about ‘playing the game’ again… grrrrr!... Bumbling Biggins is in the Diary Room and is telling Big brother that one of the ‘beautiful boys’ will be next… (Lewis/Bear or Frankie)… apparently he has ‘had enough’ of ‘beautiful people’… really Biggins?... pfffffff!... what a flimsy excuse!...

…hahahahaha!... Heavy D has broken his bed because of his weight… he cannot stop laughing… he’s like a little kid that just did something wrong and can only see the funny side of it lol!... I must say that I really like Saira and Heavy D so far… oh!... and Frankie of course!... I can’t forget me ol’mate Frankie can I?... I… I like him!... yeah!... he’s… great!... haha!.. you really don’t believe me do you?... lol!...end of show… cheers.
 
Some high quality props right there - especially the signs on the walls:

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…Today’s episode:… oh god Biggins!... please stop showing us your body!... the male ‘young things’ in the house are not being turned on by it okay?... BLURGH!... Stephen and Saira are ‘discussing’ about ‘space’ for their stuff… ‘drawergate’ now begins… he is as dumb as dogshit that guy… it’ll be good if he goes pretty quickly methinks!... Heavy D is teaching his ‘sales techniques’ to James… he sounds exactly like how I remember the ‘barrow boys’ that used to sell their stuff in ‘East Lane’ in the East end of London back in the 60’s to me lol!... **cue the ‘Memories… so much sweeter than they are’ song by Barbara Streisand playing in the background**… lol!... oh dear… Renee shows us her arse!... she even lets one of the women touch it!... it looks like two bald men with their heads together… yuk!... it’s awful!... I don’t know which is the most awful sight out of the two… Bumbling Bigguns body or Renee’s Round rump!...

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…Bear is in the Diary Room he ‘sorta likes ‘eavy D’ but is complaining that ‘Fat Boy’ is trying to ‘steal the birds’ and that Frankie is ‘stealin’ me eyedrops like but I ain’t gunna say nuffink yet cause it’s early doors ainnit?’!... he likes Booggins and ‘big tits! (Chloe)… “de olda fella… apparently e’ left ‘is missus to come in ‘ere I fink e’s alright!”… he then says “whose da bald bloke in ‘ere’?... I don’t fink e’ likes me!... I wos in da pool last night and e’ comes over an’ says … ‘keep it down!’… dare’s no fukkin’ neighbours ‘ere … I can shout as loud as I want so don’t come ova an’ tell me to ‘keep it down!... it’s der party ‘ouse!... I’m partying so don’t come ova an’ say ‘keep it down!”… what a twonk!... I don’t like the idiot not one bit… I hope that he goes soon too…

…Saira and Marnie are chatting… Saira is trying to analyse Marnie… (good luck with that girl)… lol!... Baggins is in the Diary Room … he has to nominate the two ‘most boring’ housemates… he chooses Bear and Lewis because he “has no idea what they do!”… I hate saying this but I AGREE with the moron!... now he has to choose the most ‘egotistical housemate’… he can’t choose himself of course sadly… he chooses Frankie… now he has to choose who are the two ‘trashiest housemates’… he chooses Marnie and Heavy D… he has to now choose the most ‘iconic housemate’ and he chooses Sam Fox… yet again I agree with each and every person that he chose!... I am so hating it with agreeing with this egotistical nuff nuff!... but I can’t fault his logic in his choices… grrrrrrrr!...

…Frankie and Chloe are ’working out’ with some exercises and as to be expected Chloe’s massive norgs are tending to pop out for some strange reason… who woulda thunk it?... Saira and James are having a ‘Muslim’ conversation… I lost interest and well… moving on… the housemates are gathered together to reveal who was nominated for what by Baggles… (here come a few bruised egos lol!)… Bear doesn’t look too happy at all when it’s revealed that it’s him and Lewis… they now have to wear a donkey costume for the rest of the day **YAWN**… oh dear… Lewis has a needle dick!... lol!... they are now both in the Diary Room… they both believe that Boggons chose them because they were the ‘easiest targets’… not for one second realising that they were voted for being the ‘most boring housemates’ BECAUSE THEY BLOODY ARE!!!!!!... lol!...

…Renee talks about her stint on ‘Mob Wives’… she starts blubbering… so much for the ‘tough woman’ persona… I have to laugh because on BOTS they try to portray her as an ‘intimidating woman to be scared of’… what?... because she was an actress playing a ‘tough bitch to be feared’?... really?... she’s just a bloody actress for crying out loud!... sheesh!... Marnie and Heavy D have to sort out rubbish because they were voted by Bigguns as the ‘trashiest couple’… once again... **YAWN!**… Frankie does his ‘ten things that I love about me’… presentation… he did really well actually… gosh I like him!... oh shut up!... I do!... would I lie to you?... **teehee!**…

…Chloe and Marnie are talking about ‘the boys’… while James is talking with Sam Fox she talks about ‘coming out and falling in love with another woman’… well good on her I say!... Boogins is back in the Diary Room and is told to spill his drink on whoever he chooses to ‘evict’ next while all of the housemates listen in… when he spills it on that person he has to say “I’m so sorry… I’m just so starstruck when I’m around you!”… seriously?... how bloody silly… he spills it on Lewis… bloody hell!... he now is saved!... (his ‘accidental’ spillage on Lewis was so fake… it really was)… Renee doesn’t like Lewis/James and Bear from the sounds of it either…

…Marnie is chatting with that guy who was someone’s ex-husband…. it seems like she actually does have the hots for him too to me… in the promo before the Ad it sounds like she confirms it too… she talks with him yet again on her own when they return from the Ad break… Heavy D apparently has his sights set on Chloe (the one with the ginormous love pillows)… he makes his move… he shows her his tatts… no… I didn’t say tits… I said TATTS!… I don’t know… the way that some of your minds work amazes me at times! tsk! tsk!... Marnie is now in the Diary Room and she’s saying that she actually does fancy that guy who is someone’s ex husband!…

…Renee talks about having ‘Vaginal pain’ after an operation of some sort… Bear is talking about Saira and is obviously still smarting about her being saved by Buggins and that he was one of the people chosen as the ‘most boring housemates’… what a little wet turd he is… end of show… cheers.
 
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I still want the two bitches out:

Biggins

and

Saira


Sadly Biggins is gonna get a free ride for a while because he's such an 'institution'

...and Saira, because she's a bullying, lying bitch. That woman is trouble and she obviously has already at least 2 victims in her gun sight: Sharnee, because she's young and uncomplicated and quite frankly the most naturally acting HM - and the old reporter guy with the bold head because he's smarter than Saira is and won't fall for any of her shit.

I am almost certain that on the second day she was insinuating that she was quasi supporting FGM and the only person who knew what she was talking about was the bold guy. DEATH SENTENCE!!
 
I've tried to google, but ran into the same problem I did about a year ago with the non-jewish kosher super porn star J. Jameson simply because twenty years later they look so different sometimes you're not sure whether you're looking in the mirror.


Question then: This particular Samantha Fox is NOT the British porn star from the 80s or (maybe) 90s? If she is.... why is it being hushed up? Is it yet another ploy by D.Trump to get the Russians involved and get Brexit to it's knees?


It's weird how globalisation works... :depressed::depressed:
 
Dystopia said:
This particular Samantha Fox is NOT the British porn star from the 80s or (maybe) 90s? If she is.... why is it being hushed up?
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Huh? She was a page 3 girl (that's not the same thing as porn) and had that song "Touch Me (I want to feel your body)". Apparently it is her - as per the launch show - but I would never have recognised her either.

Whether she did actual porn I'm not to know as that particular variety is outside of my area of expertise. :D
 
timmydownawell said:
Huh? She was a page 3 girl (that's not the same thing as porn) and had that song "Touch Me (I want to feel your body)". Apparently it is her - as per the launch show - but I would never have recognised her either.

Whether she did actual porn I'm not to know as that particular variety is outside of my area of expertise. :D
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I'm a fan of her music, she actually had at least a dozen charting hits, all decent pop songs. As far as I know she never did porn - just topless page 3 work pre-1985.
I'd say she is definitely a celebrity due to her music & public profile rather than pictures from 30-plus years ago.
 
Meglos said:
8 hits in Australia, half of those made top 40.
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The half that didn't make the Top 40 can't be classified as hits then, surely?? :)

I was in NZ in those days, I don't recall any other songs from her but it's possible if I heard them I might recognise them.
 
timmydownawell said:
The half that didn't make the Top 40 can't be classified as hits then, surely?? :)

I was in NZ in those days, I don't recall any other songs from her but it's possible if I heard them I might recognise them.
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Not all big hits, but 8 of them made the top 100 ;)
15 top 75 hits in the UK
This one was quite a good cover version
#19 here, #16 UK, #31 US and #28 NZ
 
OMG @Meglos the days of 80s cover versions. Sadly I do remember that.

She wasn't bad. If you want bad there was the Nolan Sisters (one of whom was on CBB a while back). Now they could have benefited from Autotune if only it had been invented then. :D
 
ALSO seems like Marnie will be ejected for apologising to Saira then to flash her (from a truth and dare game). I mean, it's kinda fair since Aaron in 16 also did the same thing and got ejected for it.
 
Ezminus said:
ALSO seems like Marnie will be ejected for apologising to Saira then to flash her (from a truth and dare game). I mean, it's kinda fair since Aaron in 16 also did the same thing and got ejected for it.
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aaron was very different...
 
Saira is really convincing and paranoid. She is repeating others sentences and picking out controversial comments to shock others. By doing this she is gaining sympathy (which you'd be stupid to give her sympathy). She's twisted others conversations around for the edits. Playing the underdog character which is not working, it does not make her likeable. Bear, Marnie and Heavy were in the right. Though I still dislike Heavy and Bear.


@huwman Care to explain? Beside literal differences obviously.
 
Oh i have so much to catch up on, only half way through day 2. i haven't read comments yet, so if you like Saira, ignore me, but I can't stand the woman! Her delivery of stating an opinion, her questioning of getting to know hm's, her delivery to just about anything is argumentative as hell. She makes everything complicated. My interpretation of her is she is disapproving of every hm.

I stopped watching the usbb series because of frankie... Why the eff is he here to ruin the uk version? Who thought this was a brilliant idea? Argh!
 
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